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Let me...
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Don't answer.
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I have to, it's my mom.
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Hello?
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Yes. How are you?
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Yes. No, nothing special.
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Yann sneezes a lot.
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Yeah. You think it's allergies?
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Yeah, could be.
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Seems like everyone has them these days.
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Yeah. What?
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Yeah. No, I'll be there, don't worry.
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Okay, bye.
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Don't you think it's weird talking
to your mom in the middle of sex? Don't you think it's weird talking
to your pals sitting on the toilet?
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I did it one time.
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Yeah, right.
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I'll take a shower. She's coming.
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What? Yeah.
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It's high time you met my mom.
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You should've met her by now.
We've been dating long enough.
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Annick wants me to meet her mom.
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Oh, my God.
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What's the problem?
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You'll find out soon enough.
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When a girl wants you
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to meet her mom, that's the point
of no return in a relationship.
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It means you'll be stuck with that girl
for a damn long time.
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You'd better be sure of what you're doing.
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And it's rare for a man
to be really sure.
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It can take years until you're sure.
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You can die before you're sure.
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It's best to date orphans, I tell you.
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So, it's going to be official
way sooner than you thought.
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Damn.
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Hi, Annick, it's Carl.
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While you were in the shower,
my daughter called to tell me
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Jonathan was sick, that's why I left fast.
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Okay? So, yeah, that's why. Sorry.
And I... Kisses, bye.
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You don't love her.
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Well, I do, but...
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Maybe in six months or a year...
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If I'm so popular with boys,
is it because
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I don't have a mom to introduce?
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Oh, no. It's her.
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She came here directly.
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Will she ask for a doctor's note?
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Hey. Hello.
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She's going to realize I'm not sick.
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Jonathan. Do you love your father?
Do you love him a lot?
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Absolutely.
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Are you guys crazy?
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-I don't believe you.
-I'm serious.
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He's sick as a dog.
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Okay. Let's see him.
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Really? He's resting right now.
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Nice try.
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No. Annick...
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I'm... I'm sure he's better now.
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You should've seen him earlier.
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The Exorcist looked like a Disney movie,
compared to that.
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It just started again.
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And the winner is...
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Sugar Chris!
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Thanks, everyone.
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I wanted to take a moment to tell you
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I'm embarking on a new mission.
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A mission that consists
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of settling the score with a traitor.
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The one who left the good guys
to join the bad guys!
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And if by any chance tonight,
that rat...
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was here with us,
I'd invite him into the ring,
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so he could face these fists
and so that justice might be served!
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I'm the one you're looking for,
Sugar Chris.
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Finally,
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there you are, Revenge Hébert.
Or perhaps, I should say
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Judas Hébert!
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If that nickname is an invitation...
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to crucify you...
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then I accept your challenge!
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Good. But first, I want you to know
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that the vision of your deceitful face
makes me...
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want to spontaneously say that...
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Makes me want to spontaneously say that...
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"You'll pay for your treachery."
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"That you'll pay for your treachery."
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That you'll pay for your treasury!
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"Your treachery," goddamn it!
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Your treasury, goddamn it!
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Okay.
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Pierre-Louis?
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Oh, hi, Carol.
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What are you doing?
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Watching the asphalt grow?
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No, I'm waiting for the kids.
They took the bus.
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You're not driving?
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No, Patrick has the car.
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He's at a conference.
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He drove to a conference?
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He flew.
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So, where's the car?
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In the airport parking lot.
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And you can't use it
while he's out of town?
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No. It's too new. But when it's older
and he gets another one,
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I'll get this one.
For a symbolic price
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and my eternal gratitude.
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My God, how sweet.
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I remember when my dad did that for me.
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What I appreciate most
about your marriage
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is that you embody older values
from a time when people were happy.
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There were almost no divorces back then.
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It's like people are scared to commit
to a relationship nowadays.
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I, for one, couldn't live without love.
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Without Patrick in my life...
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I think I'd die.
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And you? Meh...
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"That you'll pay for your treachery."
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Not "That you'll pay for your treasury,"
for Chrissake!
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It was on the tip of my tongue.
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You're thinking of your herpes.
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You're so stupid.
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I'll have you know it wasn't labial.
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Okay, enough.
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I'm happy to write the stories,
but you have to learn your lines.
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It would help if we had
a better script, though.
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Eddie's right.
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You want Revenge Hébert
to become a bad guy? Fine.
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But the reason isn't clear.
What's his motivation?
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Okay, fine.
I'll come up with better stories.
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And lastly...
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your age.
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DATING FOR LIFE
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If I tell the truth,
I'm only gonna get grandmas.
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Well, you are a grandpa.
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I know you're no expert on this,
but women age much faster than men.
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Okay.
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What do we put? Fifty-five?
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Forty-nine?
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You know, Carol,
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it's great to dream,
but could you satisfy a younger woman?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, literally.
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I'll manage, don't worry about that.
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Just say I'm 49 and had a hard life.
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Thursday?
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Thursday...
No, I'll be working late at the office.
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Friday?
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No, Friday's Jaimie's birthday.
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Saturday, then.
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No, it's still Jaimie's birthday.
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Are you kidding me?
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No, it's because Jaimie was born
at midnight, so we celebrate
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on the eve and the next day.
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Yeah. It's like...
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It's like Jesus.
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-You just don't wanna meet my mom.
-No, it's not that.
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I do wanna meet her,
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I just want it to be the right time.
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-It's not a big deal.
-Well, it kind of is.
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If I meet your mom
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and we break up,
there'll be two sad people instead of one.
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So, you plan on dumping me?
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No.
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So, are we together?
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Well...
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You know, relationships...
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have different levels, right?
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And since we each have
different expectations...
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we should be less together
for a little while, before we...
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we dive in and are together for real. No?
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This isn't a little while,
it's taking too long.
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Delivery from Gagnon Pharmacy.
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Are you Mr. Hébert?
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Technically, yes.
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Not sure you're the right one.
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The Viagra's not for you, I imagine?
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Ah, so you're the one who...
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No, it's me.
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In that case, have a good one.
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A day, that is.
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-So, do you really need--?
-Hey.
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Let's not discuss this in front of him.
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Discuss what? Viagra?
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Your penis doesn't have enough blood?
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Eat while it's hot.
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Apparently, it's common, as we get older.
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Because the blood vessels shrink.
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Grandpa's not old enough for that.
Okay? Now eat.
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-It could be testosterone levels.
-I don't think that's the problem.
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So, it must be psychological.
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Are you intimidated by naked women,
Grandpa?
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Hey.
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Where were you when sex was taboo?
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We couldn't tell
a clit from a belly button,
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but at least we had table manners. You must be Carl.
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Mrs. Roberge?
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I didn't know you'd be here.
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No, I'm the neighbor, Jacqueline.
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I just came over to drop off
a screwdriver she lent me.
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She should be here any minute.
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-Okay, no problem. Bye.
-Bye.
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Mrs. Roberge?
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No, Water Department.
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The neighbor opened up
so I could check the meter.
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Oh, okay.
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-Have a nice day.
-You, too.
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Oh, hello.
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Hey. How's it going?
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You look like you just saw a ghost.
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I'll stop, there's nothing I can do.
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Even mouth-to-mouth isn't working.
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Is something bothering you?
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No, no.
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It's okay.
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Don't worry, it happens to a lot of men.
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Age 85 and over.
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You know,
a woman can be sexually satisfied
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even if her partner has problems.
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All she needs is another lover.
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You're so good to me.
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Come here.
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You're already getting messages.
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Already?
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Yes, look.
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"Passionate lady, 42 years old."
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Wow.
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-What's her name?
-Rita.
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Rita?
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-Forty-two?
-That's what it says.
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"Rita, 42 years old,"
that's clearly a lie.
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No way. An 80, 82-year-old Rita, maybe.
But not 42.
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That's like Solange or Paulette.
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With a name like that?
If I meet a Megan, she can't be 75.
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To a Megan, Lady Gaga is a singer.
To a Rita, a "lady gaga"
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is an old hag in a retirement home.
Big difference.
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Hello, ma'am.
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I don't think this will work.
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I've changed my mind.
I'm not comfortable with this.
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Huh?
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I shouldn't have signed up
for a dating website.
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Look, I also lied about my age,
but you went over the top.
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Are you Carol Hébert?
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I'm the one...
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you're supposed to have dinner with.
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Carl.
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Have you ever ridden a horse?
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Because apparently, when you fall,
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you have to get right back on.
If you catch my drift.
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-I'll get my saddle.
-I'll be in the hall.
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Carl, Carl!
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My mom's in the hospital.
I need you to drive.
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Yes, hurry up.
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There are advantages to a woman of my age.
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You can tell her, "It's for life,"
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and it's less of a commitment
than if you say it to a 20-year-old.
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That's for sure.
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And need I insist on the fact that
it's absolutely impossible
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for us to have a baby by mistake?
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I wish you hadn't met her
for the first time in these circumstances.
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Hey, it's okay.
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Mom.
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I'm here, Mom.
262
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:11,845
What is it?
263
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,056
I'm in heaven.
264
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,902
And in the right corner,
265
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:32,449
Revenge Hébert!
266
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,791
Not too long ago, I was called...
267
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,710
a traitor.
268
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,966
Because I went from good to evil.
269
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,845
But who can tell me
270
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,265
why I should be called a traitor?
271
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,684
Who can tell me?
272
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,563
I wanna know, but no one will tell me.
273
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,071
That's what I wanted.
274
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,740
Revenge Hébert.
275
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,202
I can explain
276
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:21,415
why you must be called a traitor.
277
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,583
It's because...
278
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,258
It's because...
279
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,053
Go on! Say it!
280
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,181
Because--
281
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:41,435
It's because you had nasty thoughts
about my 80-year-old mom,
282
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,978
you freaking pervert!
283
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,274
Oh, yes.
284
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,985
An old lady, who's fragile, sick,
285
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,405
and helpless in her hospital bed!
286
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,160
Is there a more degrading way
287
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:02,331
to betray the moral code of the good
and switch over to evil?
288
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:05,042
You're a gerontophile!
289
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,003
That's the truth!
290
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,675
Hey, everyone.
The important thing is, it worked.
291
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:16,261
In the end, the storyline was a success,
292
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,639
thanks to Annick in no small part. Cheers.
293
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,808
-Cheers.
-Thank you both.
294
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,770
Inspired from true events, at that.
295
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,647
It was pretty explicit to see.
296
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,358
-Quite the misunderstanding.
-Oh, well...
297
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,778
We broke the ice, I met her mom.
No more stress.
298
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,406
Aren't you embarrassed
telling the story, though?
299
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,449
How so?
300
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,910
Well... you resorted to...
301
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,831
Pharmaceutical enhancement.
302
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:48,043
No, come on, guys.
I just wanted to try it.
303
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,628
Look at that face...
304
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:04,059
You know, the fact that your first meeting
was a disaster made me think.
305
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,603
You're right, we shouldn't rush things.
306
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,063
No.
307
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,984
I'm pretty sure I love you,
but I don't dare to say it.
308
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,152
You just did.
309
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,111
Yeah.
310
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,905
Well, I've changed my mind.
311
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,159
It's been a year, you know?
312
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,495
At this pace, we won't celebrate
our 25th wedding anniversary,
313
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,040
but the 25th anniversary
of us hesitating to commit.
314
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,834
What are you saying?
315
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,211
Well... I'm saying...
316
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,506
"Fuck buddy..."
317
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,927
isn't very elegant to describe the woman
who makes my heart beat so fast.
318
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,765
I wanna call you my girlfriend.
319
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,562
Yes.
320
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,242
Should I... wait for you in the car?
321
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,160
Yeah.
322
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,453
Boyfriend. Girlfriend.
323
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,294
Well done, son.
324
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,545
Thanks, Dad.
325
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,841
You know,
I had proof I don't need Viagra yet.
326
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,719
Are you saying that...?
327
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,680
Can I meet her?
328
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,307
No.
329
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,184
-Why not?
-Two reasons.
330
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,311
One, I'm not sure it's serious.
331
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,854
And the second?
332
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:35,108
She's an older, more mature woman.
Know what I mean?
333
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:36,985
A woman of your age?
334
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,946
I know your kinky side.
335
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,698
-What?
-I can't risk you meeting her,
336
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,243
I'd be too scared you'd make a move.
337
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,622
Keep to women your own age
and save us the trouble, okay?
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