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They're dumb. They keep the lights on
when they're out so nobody breaks in.
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But actually, I know it's a trick.
They're out, I'm sure of it.
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I'll go through the window.
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Then I'll open the door for you. Alright.
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What's going on?
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Who's that?
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A burglar! I told you I'd put an end
to crime in this neighborhood.
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How did you do it?
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I tricked him. I turned on some lights
to make it look like the house was empty.
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Dave? Jaimie?
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First and last name!
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Bouchard, Dave.
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I'm talking to him.
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I haven't seen you around in ages.
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I haven't been... very free.
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-What about Mexico?
-It didn't quite work out.
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-So, you came to burglarize us?
-I didn't know.
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Come on,
you dropped me off at least twice.
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A true genius, huh?
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He must have a reason. He's a good guy.
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Yeah, I... I missed you.
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See?
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Do you mind?
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I'm the one interrogating him.
I caught him.
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I called the cops.
They're on the way.
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So soon? What's the matter with you?
Can't we take the law into our own hands?
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Come on, Dirty Harry. Didn't you catch him
so he'd get arrested?
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But not right away!
I wanted to have some fun first!
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Why the long face?
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It's my resting bitch face.
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Now don't fall for an outlaw.
This isn't a worst-boyfriend-ever contest.
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I'm not falling for him. You have no idea
how many foster homes he's seen.
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He probably grew up poor
in a starving family.
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You don't know his reasons!
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Jaimie's acting up again.
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Another guy?
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Her latest--
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Hey, Titanic?
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Danielle?
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You haven't changed. How are you?
What have you been up to?
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Just dealing with life, work,
you know what it is.
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Seeing you really brings back memories.
It was a tough time.
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But every once in a while,
we managed to forget where we were.
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The shower, for example.
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Yeah.
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I won't bother you any longer.
It's so good to see you.
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-You, too. Bye.
-Okay.
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Okay.
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Well, she's a girl that...
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Well, you would've found out anyway.
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It's a girl that...?
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I met in jail.
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Hi.
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It's nice of you to visit.
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I didn't want you to feel abandoned.
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Please know that I know why you did
what you did. You're mad at society.
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-I am?
-You're following your own rules.
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There's a deep wound in you that
never healed, because you weren't loved.
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That's a line from a cheesy song.
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Not at all, come on.
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Isn't it why you commit crimes?
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Because you need love?
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And of course,
now my father thinks I'm falling for you.
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That would be such a cliché.
A girl who falls for a handsome convict.
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Yeah... that's for sure.
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Okay.
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So? Did you bring him a blade
hidden inside a cake?
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Jonathan couldn't keep his mouth shut.
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Maybe because he's worried.
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Listen, when a guy gets put in jail,
it's because he's a bad apple.
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It's so that he doesn't infect others.
So stay away from him or...
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He'll infect me?
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Right, don't listen to me. But don't
be surprised if by the time he gets out,
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he gets you involved in some street gang
or forces you to pose naked online.
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Or if he starts a prostitution ring
and you end up shipped to Saudi Arabia,
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right after he sells your organs
to buy himself crystal meth.
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Man, you're really paranoid.
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I'm not paranoid!
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Next time, I won't open it for you.
You have to learn to do it yourself.
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I couldn't find the wire
you told me about.
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What the hell?
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He's teaching me how to escape
from a car trunk. Just in case.
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Still not paranoid?
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What? Better safe than sorry.
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Thanks to me, you'll never see
Jonathan's picture on a milk carton!
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Come on. Let's try it one more time.
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I'll go grab a beer.
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She did time? She just admitted it?
What was she in for?
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Well...
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In jail?
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You were saying about Jaimie's boyfriend?
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Don't change the subject.
I just learned something major about you.
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It doesn't change anything.
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Oh, yeah? What if we wanna go to the U.S.?
You can't, with a criminal record.
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You're judging me.
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Were you?
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No, I wasn't judging her.
But I had a right to be upset.
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How long was she in?
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Just a few months.
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What for?
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Nothing too bad.
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Meaning?
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I sold some stolen goods.
But I paid my debt to society.
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How come she admitted it?
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Because we bumped into a girl
she used to know in jail.
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...we managed to forget where we were.
The shower, for example.
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Yeah.
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I won't bother you any longer.
It's so good to see you.
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Whoa, whoa. Rewind a little bit.
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I won't bother you...
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No, no. Before that.
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The shower, for example.
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Yeah. What?
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The days are long, in jail.
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No men.
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Carl...
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I don't think the biggest news of the day
is that Titanic served time.
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It's that she might be bi.
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Well... I'll have to ask her if--
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-No.
-Don't do that, she'll deny it.
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In order to know the truth,
just set her a few subtle traps.
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Right, right. Okay.
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You're close to fulfilling
the ultimate male fantasy.
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How so?
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Double. Two girls making you dinner.
126
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Not even close, Chris.
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You might be one of the rare lucky ones
with a girl who could be into threesomes.
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Oh, yeah. That, too, man.
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-Threesome!
-That, too.
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You're acting weird.
Is something on your mind?
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No, no.
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Why did you bring me here?
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Well, why not? A lot of couples that are
madly in love come to places like this.
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That girl on stage...
do you think she's cute?
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Or not. Just making conversation.
136
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Hello?
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Hello.
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You're here again.
139
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Yes. But today, it's special.
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I came to tell you that
it's a yes about the trailer.
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Uh, what do you mean?
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The trailer.
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I'll be your partner in the intensely
emotional moments you'll experience in it.
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Love will make you feel like a real human,
even for a brief moment.
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That one's a line from a song, I know it.
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No. I'm talking about the trailers
they have outside the jails.
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Oh, right. Okay.
But we don't have any trailers here.
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What? No trailers?
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That's only for maximum security jails.
What I did wasn't bad enough for that.
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Okay, but you do feel that the system
is stealing your life away, right?
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That your heart's loaded like a gun?
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Dave. That was one.
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One what?
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A line from a song.
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Oh, right.
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-Carl?
-Yes?
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-We need to talk.
-What is it?
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That's the second time your daughter went
to visit Jack the Ripper in jail.
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He didn't kill anyone.
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Not yet,
but jail's the best crime school there is.
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When he gets out, he'll have graduated
from amateur to professional criminal.
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But when your debt to society is repaid,
you're free to start over.
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That's new, coming from you.
Aren't you worried about your daughter?
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Some people have been well rehabilitated
after serving their time.
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I'm positive you know someone who has.
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Oh, no. No, I don't know anyone like that.
I'd feel it, believe me.
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You do know someone.
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-I don't.
-You do.
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-No.
-Yes.
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-No.
-Annick.
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Yeah. It was a youthful mistake,
yet she didn't rip out my guts.
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Annick?
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What the hell?
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Well done, Jonathan!
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It's hard to get it out of her.
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Carl, do you have any gay friends?
I mean, guys?
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Why do you ask?
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Answer the question.
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Yes.
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Well, that's good.
It always helps to have at least one.
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It allows to start
a random conversation like,
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"I'm not homophobic, I have gay friends."
Do you follow?
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Same about blacks.
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Exactly. I'm sure lots of people
are friends with him just so they can say,
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"I'm not a racist.
I even have black friends."
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Lots.
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But it's not about that. It's about
that sixth sense they have, the gay-dar.
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Yeah. It's like a radar for gays.
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But that's not the issue here.
I know Annick isn't gay.
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We've been doing it for months,
I would've known it.
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Careful now. A good gay-dar
can detect traces of bisexuality,
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even the tiniest ones.
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Hello. Hello?
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Hi.
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You know, if I don't press charges,
you could get out right away.
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I suppose.
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I've decided to give you a second chance.
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Really?
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After all, you must've had a tough life
to end up the way you are.
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You probably went through
God knows how many foster homes.
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Well... none, actually.
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Really? So... where you raised
by a single parent?
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No.
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Drunk father? No.
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-Violent?
-No, sorry.
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Unemployed, at least?
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No, he's a surgeon.
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Didn't you grow up
in a bad neighborhood or something?
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In the suburbs.
I don't think it's a bad neighborhood.
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If you want your second chance,
you'd better help me out, damn it.
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Annick, I'm so glad to meet you.
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Me, too.
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I don't know why it took so long.
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You might steal her.
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-No risk of that.
-Clearly.
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I'll clean up.
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I'll help.
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So, what do you think?
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Seriously?
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Yup.
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Free for real?
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Yeah.
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I don't get it. They no longer think
you're a danger to society?
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Not at all.
225
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So all of a sudden,
I'm no longer out of reach.
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What?
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Dave... we need to talk.
228
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Hi. Danielle?
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Well, yeah. Didn't your boyfriend
tell you he invited me?
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It's fine, it's fine. It's a surprise.
231
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Oh. Okay.
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Thank you.
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You know, I figured that
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you might enjoy catching up
and recalling old jail stories.
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Well...
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Because as far as jail stories go,
I'm open. I couldn't be more open.
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Okay.
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-I'm so happy to see you.
-So am I.
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You have a man?
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No.
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We've been dating for--
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If you need anything, just holler.
I'm right next door.
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-He's nice.
-Yeah.
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It's almost been a year.
Before that, I was alone for a long time.
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I hear you. By the time you get out,
you don't know how to handle things.
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You don't know what you're supposed to do.
I was really lost.
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It's tough. It is.
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It's hot.
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The topic's hot, too.
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Thanks.
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I have some.
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I'll have a glass, too.
It's making me thirsty.
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Your wine's tasty.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. I'm glad you like it.
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Speaking of tasty,
I didn't eat the lunch you made me.
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-Why not?
-I admit I had a change of heart.
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Instead of eating my lunch,
which is always the same,
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I went to the diner and had
what they call a Trio. It's good.
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Oh, yeah. Their Trios are great.
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Right you are. Trios are great.
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Careful, Carl.
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-Oh, it happens.
-Damn it.
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Put some salt.
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I'm gonna go fix this.
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Put lots of salt.
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It's just stuff you ask yourself.
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You don't really know how it happens.
You keep wondering about
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what attracts you to other people.
You wonder about intimacy, too.
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Oh, it's you.
They let you out after all?
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Yeah, but it's thanks to you.
Thanks for giving me a second chance.
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-Thank my granddaughter.
-No, not her.
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Nothing.
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She's not here.
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I know.
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What is it you want, then?
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My second chance.
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A second chance in life,
not a second chance to burglarize us!
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Goddammit! And they wonder why
we're prejudiced against ex-convicts.
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Damn you, little pricks.
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So what are you gonna do with me
while you do the job?
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We didn't think about that.
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Any suggestions?
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Well... are you sure about this?
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So you can go about your business
and make your escape.
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Sure, but...
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It's the most efficient solution.
I'll be lucky if they ever find me.
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Okay, well...
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Thanks.
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You... you're welcome.
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Watch out.
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Damn fools.
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Now where's... that little wire?
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Where is it?
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That's weird.
Where the hell is that stupid wire?
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Wait... is that it?
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Why is it...? What the hell?
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Pierre-Louis, I trusted you.
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What?
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Annick isn't bi. Nothing ever happened
in jail, not even in the shower.
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Okay, I confess.
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It's embarrassing for me to say this,
but my gay-dar is weak.
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Isn't it a prerequisite for gays,
along with liking Lady Gaga?
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Well, mine doesn't work.
I once followed a guy dressed in leather,
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I was sure I was right, but no.
I ended up at a bikers' meet.
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That's too bad.
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Bad judgment, you mean.
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Why don't I have it?
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Come on.
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It's no big deal.
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Hey! Is anyone there?
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But was she telling the truth?
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She did convince me.
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Nothing happened in jail, that's all.
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It's always better
not to jump to conclusions.
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Carl?
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Do you remember me?
We were boy scouts together. Pierrot.
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Pierrot? Oh, my God, it's you.
It's been ages!
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Remember all the fun
we used to have in the shower?
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The shower, yes!
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Wow, Pierrot.
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Well, I gotta go, take care of yourself.
See you around.
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Sure thing. Bye, Pierrot.
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It's really Pierrot, that's...
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Hey, no, no, no.
Whoa, guys, it's not what you think.
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After gym class, we would shower
and wet our towels... to slap each other.
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Right. Right.
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Goddammit, guys.
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Jonathan, open the trunk! Open it!
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Remember what you told me, Grandpa.
You have to learn to do it yourself.
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Jonathan, you little...
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Thanks to me, we'll never see
your face on a milk carton.
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Open! Jonathan!
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