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[MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]
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GOOD MORNING AND HOWDY
TO YOU, ARIZONA.
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GOOD MORNING, ARIZONA.
THIS IS BO...
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AND THIS IS JIM,
AND WE'RE ONCE AGAIN
WELCOMING YOU
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TO THE BO AND JIM MORNING SHOW.
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GOOD MORNING.
MYSELF REPORTING THE NEWS
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AND JIM REPORTING WEATHER
AND SPORTS.
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IT'S EXACTLY 9:01--9:02.
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AND NOW JIM WILL BE ALONG
IN A FEW MINUTES
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WITH TODAY'S LATEST
WEATHER CONDITIONS.
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BUT FIRST, TODAY'S SHOW
IS BEING BROUGHT
TO YOU BY...
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MAMA LENA'S, THE ONLY
RESTAURANT IN THE STATE
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OFFERING HOME-COOKED MEALS
JUST LIKE YOUR OWN MAMA
USED TO MAKE.
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MMM!
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MAMA LENA'S IS LOCATED
CONVENIENTLY
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IN THE CENTER
OF DOWNTOWN FLAGSTAFF,
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WHERE SHE OPENS EACH DAY
FOR BREAKFAST AT 7 A.M.
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AND SERVES THOSE SCRUMPTIOUS
DINNERS UNTIL 10 P.M.
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AND NOW, HERE'S JIM
WITH THE LATEST
ON THE WEATHER. JIM?
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THANKS, BO.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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TODAY'S WEATHER WILL BE
MORE ABOUT THE SAME.
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AROUND THE STATE,
THE WINDS WILL BE COLD,
THEY'LL BE BRISK.
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ESPECIALLY IN
THE NORTHERN PORTION.
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IT'S GONNA GET
A LITTLE NIPPY UP THERE.
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FLAGSTAFF WILL BE
IN THE MID- TO LOWER 50s
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AND MAY EVEN GET DOWN
TO THE HIGH 40s.
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I WAS TALKING TO AN OLD MAN
JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
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HE SAID IT MIGHT BE
DOWN TO THE 30s.
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SO IF YOU'RE GOING OUT
TO MAMA'S,
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FOR LUNCH, FOR DINNER,
FOR BREAKFAST,
YOU BETTER BUNDLE UP.
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IF YOU HAVE A HAT, WEAR IT.
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AS MY GRANDPAPPY USED TO SAY,
IF YOU KEEP THE TOP
OF YOUR HEAD WARM,
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THE REST OF THE BODY
WILL FOLLOW SUIT.
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GOOD OLD GRANDPAPPY, JIM.
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BO, I'LL RETURN AFTER THE NEWS
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WITH MORE WEATHER
AND THE LATEST IN SPORTS.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[DOG PANTING]
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HEY.
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HOW ARE YA THIS MORNIN'?
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[BARKING]
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[HARMONICA PLAYING]
YEAH?
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NO, YOU CAN'T
COME WITH ME.
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NOT THIS TIME.
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[PLAYING HARMONICA]
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YOU'RE LEAVING?
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[PLAYING HARMONICA]
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YES, DAN. YES.
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I'M GOING TO OREGON.
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[BARKING]
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[GRUNTING]
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WAIT.
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HI.
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HI!
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HI!
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[HORN HONKS]
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SCUM!
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DIRTBAG!
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YOU BETTER TAKE OFF,
'CAUSE YOU COME BACK HERE,
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I MIGHT KICK SOME BUTT!
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OH, COME ON, GOD, PLEASE?
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JUST DO ME THIS ONE FAVOR.
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I'LL NEVER ASK FOR ANOTHER ONE.
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JEEZ, GOD.
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
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HI.
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HI.
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MY NAME IS HOMER.
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WHAT'S--WHAT'S
YOUR GUYS' NAME?
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MONEY.
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NOW.
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THANK YOU.
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MOVE IT, MAGGOT.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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YOU FORGOT THIS,
YOU IGNORANT SLIMEBALLS!
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[BRAKES SQUEALING,
TIRES SCREECHING]
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RIGHT SOCK.
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CAN I HAVE MY BAG?
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THANK YOU.
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[COUNTRY WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
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EDNA! YOU COOK THESE
GODDAMN FRIES
IN 40-WEIGHT MOTOR OIL?
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TASTES GREASY AS SOM'BITCH.
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WRING 'EM OUT.
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[AIRPLANE FLYING LOW]
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[LAUGHING]
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I THINK I WANT THIS.
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THAT'S 2 CENTS.
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[MUTTERING]
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OK.
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WHAT ABOUT THE ONES
YOU ALREADY SWIPED?
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DIDN'T THINK I SEEN THAT,
DID YOU?
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IT HASN'T BEEN GOING
TOO GREAT FOR ME LATELY.
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GET OUT OF HERE.
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I'M GONNA PAY YOU
FOR THESE, I PROMISE.
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FORGET IT.
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NO, I'M GONNA--
I'M GONNA MAIL YOU A CHECK.
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I JUST NEED YOUR ZIP CODE.
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NO, THAT'S OK. I'M GONNA
GO TO THE POST OFFICE
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AND I'M GONNA GET
THE ZIP CODE.
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THANKS.
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I MEAN IT, TOO.
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Y-YOU KNOW, ONE DAY,
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WHEN YOU LEAST
EXPECT IT,
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YOU'RE GONNA GET A CHECK
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FOR $3.00 IN THE MAIL
FROM ME.
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HOMER LANZA.
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[GRUNTING]
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[YAWNS]
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HI.
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AAH!
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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SORRY.
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SORRY?! WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOIN' IN MY CAR?
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WAS IN THE CAR.
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WHO DID YOU THINK
WAS IN IT?
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I DIDN'T THINK NOBODY
WAS IN THE CAR.
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I THOUGHT
IT WAS A WRECK.
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YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A WRECK?
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COME HERE. COME HERE.
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WHAT?
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COME HERE.
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LOOK.
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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
A WRECK TO YOU?
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HUH? DOES IT LOOK
LIKE A WRECK TO YOU?
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WELL, YEAH.
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THIS IS NOT A WRECK.
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THIS IS A LINCOLN.
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THAT'S A CONTINENTAL.
SEE THAT?
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WHERE?
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READ IT, RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT THERE.
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WHERE?
READ IT SO YOU CAN SEE IT.
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UHH!
JUST GET--
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UHH...
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CALL MY FUCKIN' CAR A WRECK.
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ALL RIGHT. FINE.
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GODDAMN IT.
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HEY.
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HEY.
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[BREATHING HARD]
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YOU GOT ANY MONEY?
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NO.
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I'M BUSTED.
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OH, YEAH, YOU'RE BUSTED,
ALL RIGHT.
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WHERE YOU GOIN'
WITHOUT NO MONEY?
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OREGON.
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OREGON?
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00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,223
I'M GOING UP
TO SEE MY DAD.
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HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
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HE'S GOT CANCER.
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I WANT TO SEE HIM
BEFORE HE DIES.
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HEY, I'M REAL SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
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JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
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HOW COME YOU'RE
TRAVELING TO OREGON
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WITHOUT A PENNY
IN YOUR POCKET?
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WELL, I HAD $87,
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BUT SOME GUYS TOOK IT.
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UH-HUH.
OH, YEAH?
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SOME GUYS TOOK
YOUR $87?
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YEAH.
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WHO?
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2 GUYS IN A RED FORD.
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OH, YEAH?
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WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?
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UM...
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THAT WAY.
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YOU WANT A RIDE?
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YOU SURE YOU'RE GOING
THAT WAY?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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SEE, THIS CAR GOES
ANYWHERE I WANT IT TO GO.
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I JUST GET BEHIND
THE WHEEL AND IT GOES.
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TAKE YOU TO OREGON,
WE'LL FIND THESE GUYS,
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AND WE'LL GET MY $87
BACK, HUH?
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YEAH. I HAVEN'T
HAD A RIDE
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IN A LONG TIME.
NOWHERE TO GO.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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SO WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR WORK?
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I'M A CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST.
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YEAH.
OH, REALLY?
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THERE'S A CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
READING ROOM
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OH, YEAH?
RIGHT BY MY HOUSE.
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YOU WANT A CANDY BAR?
I GOT ONE.
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LET ME HAVE THE SLO POKE
IN YOUR POCKET THERE.
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WHAT SLO POKE?
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THE SLO POKE I FOUND
WHEN I WENT THROUGH
YOUR SHIT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT SLO POKE
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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OH--OH, THAT SLO POKE.
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OH, THAT'S MY LAST ONE.
BUT I GOT A COUPLE
OTHER ONES HERE
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YOU MIGHT LIKE.
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HERE. THIS ONE HERE
IS A SWITZER.
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THIS IS REAL GOOD.
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I DON'T WANT SWITZERS.
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LOOK, IT'S ARTIFICIALLY
FLAVORED.
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I DON'T CARE. I DON'T EAT
ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED STUFF.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THE WHOPPERS?
THE WHOPPERS GOT A LOT
OF GOOD STUFF IN IT.
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NO. THEY GOT THAT
MALTED MILK STUFF
AND THAT CARAMEL IN IT.
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WELL, SO DOES A SLO POKE.
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NO, IT DOESN'T.
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IT DOES NOT.
YES, IT DOES.
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READ THE LABEL.
UH-HUH.
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GIVE ME THAT.
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I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOURSELF.
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YEAH, KINDA.
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MY NAME IS HOMER LANZA.
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WHAT?
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HOMER LANZA.
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HOMER LIKE YOU HIT
A BASEBALL HOME RUN
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AND LANZA LIKE THE FAMOUS
SINGER MARIO LANZA.
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MARIO LANZA?
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MARIO LANZA?
I LOVE MARIO LANZA!
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WHAT, ARE YOU RELATED?
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00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,281
NO, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT...
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HE DON'T SEND ME NO MONEY
AT CHRISTMAS TIME,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
[LAUGHS]
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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EDDIE.
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EDWINA...CERVI.
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EDWINA?
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YEAH.
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EDWINA?
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THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME.
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YEAH. AND HOMER
IS A FAGGOT'S NAME.
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SO...
IS NOT.
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IS NOT.
YEAH.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
THE WORD HOMER CAME FROM?
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NO.
HOMO.
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OH, YEAH.
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HOMO LANZA.
THAT'S YOU.
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SO HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY?
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WHAT, DO YOU WORK?
YOU GOT A JOB?
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I'M A DISHWASHER.
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HUH?
THAT'S YOUR WORK?
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I'M A DISHWASHER, TOO.
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YEAH.
REALLY?
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IT'S A SMALL WORLD,
AIN'T IT?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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I USED TO WORK...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]
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00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,264
YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT!
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I LIKE SALTWATER
TAFFY...
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00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:31,104
[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]
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00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,431
YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD PIZZA
FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD,
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00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,244
BUT I THINK I LIKE
ARIZONA PIZZA THE BEST.
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ABSOLUTELY THE BEST.
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00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,238
YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY
A NICE RESTAURANT, EDDIE.
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00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,341
YOU SURE YOU CAN AFFORD THIS?
247
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,442
OH, YEAH. I FIGURED
IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO
248
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,084
SINCE I BASHED YOUR FUCKIN'
HEAD INTO THE CAR.
249
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,179
OH, THAT'S OK.
I'VE BEEN--I'VE BEEN HIT
A LOT WORSE THAN THAT.
250
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,582
I WAS HIT WITH A BASEBALL
ONE TIME.
251
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,623
OH.
252
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,448
YEAH. THAT'S WHY
I'M THE WAY I AM.
253
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,323
OH, YEAH? HOW'S THAT?
254
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,922
YOU KNOW, NOT TOO SMART.
255
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,664
WHO THE FUCK SAYS
YOU'RE NOT SMART?
256
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,089
EVERYBODY.
257
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,204
THEY ALL SAY THAT.
258
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,695
IT'S BECAUSE
WHEN THE BALL HIT ME,
259
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,337
IT KNOCKED MY BRAINSTEMS
LOOSE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
260
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,665
WHAT THE FUCK
IS A BRAINSTEM?
261
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,439
I NEVER FUCKIN'
EVEN HEARD OF IT.
262
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,468
BRAINSTEMS...
263
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,572
ARE THINGS THAT ARE
IN YOUR NECK HERE...
264
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,714
UH-HUH.
265
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,578
THAT PUSH YOUR BRAIN
UP TO THE TOP
OF YOUR HEAD
266
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,947
JUST IN CASE YOUR BRAIN
WANTS TO FALL DOWN
INTO YOUR NECK.
267
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,378
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
268
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,422
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
269
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,516
THEY SAY I HAVEN'T
BEEN THE SAME SINCE.
270
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,549
REALLY?
271
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,164
WELL, SO WHAT HAPPENED?
272
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,156
WELL, THEY TELL ME
273
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,057
THAT I WAS PLAYING
THIRD BASE, RIGHT?
274
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,229
AND SOME GUY--
I WASN'T PAYING
NO ATTENTION, I GUESS--
275
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,528
AND SOME GUY JUST
WHACKED THE BALL
REAL HARD
276
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,400
AND I GOT BEANED
RIGHT IN MY EAR.
277
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,039
IF YOU LOOK REAL CLOSE
HERE...
278
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,395
YOU CAN STILL SEE MY--
MY, UH...
279
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,074
MY STITCHES. SEE?
SEE THEM RIGHT BACK THERE?
280
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,644
OH, YEAH, LOOK AT
THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE.
281
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,641
YEAH.
YEAH, NEAT, HUH?
282
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,412
YEAH.
THAT'S FUCKIN' HIP, MAN.
283
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,711
IT'S LIKE FRANKENSTEIN
AND SHIT.
284
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:57,452
HEY, BUDDY, YOU WANT TO
HOLD IT DOWN
ON THE CUSS WORDS?
285
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,590
THIS IS MY WIFE.
286
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,285
EDDIE, I DON'T THINK--
287
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,518
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THE UGLY BITCH HOME, HUH?
288
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,334
EDDIE--EDDIE, YOU'RE MUCH
MORE IMPORTANT THAN--
289
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,727
UHH! UHH...
290
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,058
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU GETTIN' UP FOR?
291
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,474
I'M HOMER LANZA.
THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
292
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,995
CHECK, PLEASE.
SHE'S NOT REALLY
A BAD GUY
293
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,172
ONCE YOU GET
TO KNOW HER.
294
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,039
SHE'S HELPING ME
FIND MY MONEY THAT
THESE GUYS ROBBED.
295
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,509
WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT?
296
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,707
IS THAT YOUR WIFE?
297
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,008
SHE'S VERY LOVELY.
298
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,080
I CAN SEE WHY YOU GOT UPSET
WHEN SHE SAID MOTHERFUCKER.
299
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,278
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY,
BECAUSE STICKS AND STONES
300
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,220
MAY BREAK YOUR BONES,
BUT WORDS WILL NEVER
HURT YOU.
301
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,217
YOU GOTTA REMEMBER THAT.
302
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,288
HI. I'M HOMER LANZA.
YOU KNOW, ANY--
303
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,686
COME ON, HOMER, WE GOTTA GO.
304
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,217
OK. SHE'S A VERY NICE
PERSON.
305
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,693
YOU KNOW, I GOT ROBBED
OF $87 ONE TIME
306
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,560
AND SHE'S BEEN REALLY NICE
ABOUT THAT.
307
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,699
SHE'S GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
SHE DON'T DO THIS OFTEN.
308
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,055
BYE-BYE, NOW.
309
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,435
BYE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT WAS VERY GOOD PIZZA.
310
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,535
HEY, MICKEY,
A STOLEN CREDIT CARD!
311
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:55,107
[SHOUTING IN JAPANESE]
312
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,138
[ENGINE REVVING]
313
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,583
WHAT'S THE HURRY, EDDIE?
314
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,047
THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!
315
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,247
[MICKEY SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
316
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:06,618
...YOU CREEP COCKSUCKER!
WHAT ARE YOU COCKSUCKERS--
317
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,225
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
318
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,537
I THINK HE BUSTED
YOUR WINDOW.
319
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,695
IT'S OK. IT'S OK.
320
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,273
BOY, HE WAS SURE UPSET,
WASN'T HE?
321
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,772
WHAT'D YOU DO, GIVE HIM
A BAD CREDIT CARD
OR SOMETHING?
322
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,644
NO, NO, NO.
I GAVE HIM DINERS CLUB.
323
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,212
I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS OVERDRAWN.
324
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,081
YOU KNOW, NO ONE
CUTS YOU A BREAK NO MORE.
325
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,180
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?
326
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,751
YEAH. YOU KNOW, I APPLIED
FOR A CREDIT CARD ONCE.
327
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:36,748
GET OUTTA HERE.
328
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,749
YEAH. THE BANK
TURNED ME DOWN.
329
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,290
YEAH.
REALLY?
330
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,416
WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU AIN'T A MAN
331
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,450
TILL YOU GOT
A CREDIT CARD.
332
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,094
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD DO WITHOUT MINE.
333
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,430
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA
GO BACK THERE
334
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,255
AND ASK 'EM FOR YOURS.
335
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,630
NOSIRREE.
336
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,758
HA HA HA HA HA!
337
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,132
WELL, SHIT,
IT'S THE COMPUTER'S
FAULT, ANYWAY.
338
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,472
I MEAN, THE COMPUTER
IS THE WORST--
339
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,236
I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S THE WORST THING
EVER CREATED.
340
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,236
YEAH.
341
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,507
I MEAN, IT'S WORSE
THAT THE CLAP.
342
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,765
IT'S WORSE THAN COPS.
IT'S DAMN NEAR AS BAD
AS SHRINKS, MAN,
343
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,113
[BELCHES]
I'M TELLING YOU.
344
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,310
DAMN, HOMER.
345
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,381
[BELCHES]
346
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,778
YEAH, WELL, HOW COME
YOU HIT ME BACK THERE, EDDIE?
347
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,781
HUH?
348
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,852
HOW COME YOU HIT ME
BACK THERE?
349
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,190
I MEAN...
350
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,415
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
351
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,650
I JUST--I FELT
LIKE IT, I GUESS.
352
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,524
I--I KNOW, BUT DON'T
DO THAT NO MORE, OK?
353
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,193
'CAUSE IT REALLY HURTS
LIKE THE DICKENS.
354
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,831
WELL, HOMER, I MEAN,
I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES.
355
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:22,828
GOD.
356
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,729
I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS.
357
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,531
FRIENDS? NO, MAN,
I'M JUST USING YOU
358
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,804
TO GET MY $87 BACK.
359
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,272
WELL...
360
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,241
WELL, DON'T DO IT NO MORE,
ANYWAY, OK?
361
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,310
'CAUSE I JUST CAN'T
TAKE A PUNCH LIKE I USED TO
362
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,679
WHEN I WAS
IN THE GOLDEN GLOVES.
363
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,208
YOU WERE NEVER
IN NO GOLDEN--
364
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,324
YOU SUCH A LIAR.
365
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,315
GOLDEN GLOVES.
NO!
366
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,146
NO, I KNOCKED OUT
ABOUT 600 GUYS.
367
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,153
[LAUGHING]
368
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,224
YES.
369
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,191
YEAH, I ONLY LOST ONE FIGHT
IN MY WHOLE CAREER.
370
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,161
AND I GOT SCREWED ON THAT ONE.
371
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,160
YOU ARE SO FULL OF--
372
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,431
NO, I WAS IN GUATEMALA
AND THOSE...
373
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,368
I SHOULD'VE NEVER
WENT DOWN THERE.
THE REFS WERE MURDER.
374
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,165
Eddie: YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT.
375
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,527
YOU GO DOWN
TO THE HALL OF RECORDS
376
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,674
AND YOU LOOK IT UP
AND IT'S THERE.
377
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,940
[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]
378
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,372
HOMER.
379
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,696
COME ON, WHERE THE FUCK
ARE YOU? HUH? HUH?
380
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,013
GOD DAMN IT.
381
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,484
I PACKED AN EXTRA TOOTHBRUSH.
382
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,877
SO, I'LL LET YOU BORROW MINE
IF YOU PROMISE
383
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,280
THAT YOU'LL WASH IT OFF
REAL GOOD.
384
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,394
FUCK THAT.
385
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,385
ALL RIGHT.
386
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,216
BUT YOU DON'T WANT
ALL THAT PLAQUE AND TARTER
387
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,362
TO BUILD UP ON YOUR CHOPPERS.
388
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,756
MY DENTIST SAYS
THAT ONCE YOU GET IT ON THERE,
389
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,888
IT TAKES A BLOWTORCH
TO GET IT OFF.
390
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,463
IS THAT ALL YOU
THINK ABOUT IS PLAQUE
AND FUCKIN' TARTER?
391
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:08,544
WELL, IN THE MORNING
AND AFTER MEALS, YES.
392
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,842
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S OUT THERE?
393
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,608
BESIDES YOUR CAR?
394
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,336
THERE ARE LAWYERS,
395
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,912
THERE ARE SHRINKS,
396
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,349
THERE ARE NUNS!
397
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,676
[RUMBLING]
398
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,248
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
399
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,254
WHAT?
400
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,685
IT'S THE BIG ONE.
401
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,489
[RUMBLING GETS LOUDER]
402
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,931
IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE.
403
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,555
I DON'T THINK I CAN GET
THIS BRUSH CLEAN.
404
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,602
SHH!
405
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,426
[RUMBLING LOUDER]
406
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,509
NO. NO.
407
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,943
THAT WASN'T IT.
408
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,440
THAT WASN'T IT.
409
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,582
WHERE WAS I?
410
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,947
YOU WAS TALKIN' ABOUT
MURDERERS, RAPISTS, AND LAWYERS.
411
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:54,946
YES.
412
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,477
THERE'S--THERE'S LAWYERS...
413
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,954
AND SHRINKS AND--
414
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,621
AND THERE'S NUNS,
AND THERE'S...
415
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,550
THERE'S PEOP--
THERE'S PEOPLE--
416
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,994
THERE'S PEOPLE
OUT THERE STARVING.
417
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,319
THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE
STARVING.
418
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,634
THEY DON'T HAVE ANYPLACE TO GO.
THERE'S NO FOOD FOR THEM.
419
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,896
AND THERE'S HURRICANES
AND THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF WEATHER
420
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,425
AND THERE'S PESTILENCE.
GOD MADE PESTILENCE.
421
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,971
AND THAT'S WHAT
HE PUT DOWN ON PEOPLE.
HE MADE PESTILENCE.
422
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,197
AND HE MADE DISEASES.
423
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,902
THERE'S DISEASES THAT
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A CURE FOR.
424
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,844
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
HOW MUCH RICH--
HOW MUCH RICH YOU ARE,
425
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,780
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER TO THEM
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CURE IT.
426
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:27,575
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY
TO CURE IT.
427
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,420
AND YOU WANT ME TO...
428
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,316
YOU WANT ME...
429
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,588
TO BRUSH MY TEETH?
430
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,556
YOU WANT TO BRUSH
YOUR TEETH NOW?!
431
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,585
OHH!
432
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,559
HEY, CUT IT OUT!
STOP IT, EDDIE!
433
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:40,659
I'M NOT KIDDIN', EDDIE!
434
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,730
UHH!
435
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:42,858
YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOUR--
STOP IT, EDDIE!
436
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,332
CUT IT OUT! CUT IT OUT!
STOP IT, EDDIE!
437
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,603
STOP! STOP THAT, EDDIE!
438
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,471
EDDIE! NO, EDDIE, STOP IT!
439
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:55,341
I WON'T ASK YOU TO BRUSH
YOUR TEETH NO MORE, EDDIE!
440
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,882
ALL RIGHT, STOP IT, EDDIE!
441
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,507
NO!
442
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,352
EDDIE!
[GRUNTING]
443
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,848
OH, MY GOD!
444
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,890
[PANTING]
445
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:10,786
[WHIMPERING]
446
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,730
[CRYING]
447
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,895
[SOBBING]
448
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,896
EDDIE...
449
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:23,539
[CRYING]
450
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,010
* HOME
451
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:35,449
* IS WHERE I LONG TO BE
452
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,448
* HOME
453
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:42,560
* WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
454
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,515
* HOME
455
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:49,434
* STAYS IN MY MEMORY
456
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:56,043
* OH, I WISH THAT I WAS HOME
457
00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,507
* HOME
458
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:04,606
* IS WHERE MY HEART IS
459
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,551
* HOME
460
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:11,516
* IS WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
461
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,488
* HOME
462
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:19,186
* WHERE SWEET MEMORIES LIVE
463
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:24,961
* HOW I WISH THAT I WAS HOME
464
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,704
KEEP YOU WARM.
465
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,969
THANK YOU.
466
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,536
SO, HOMER, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR FUN IN ARIZONA?
467
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,584
OH, YOU KNOW, LOTS OF STUFF.
468
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:42,048
YOU KNOW, I PLAY WITH
THE NEIGHBOR'S DOGS,
469
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,218
AND I SMASH BOTTLES.
470
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,845
I READ ALL ABOUT BASEBALLS.
471
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,921
I FIX THE KIDS' TIRES
DOWN THE STREET.
472
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,219
WELL, IT DEPENDS--
EVER BEEN LAID?
473
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,120
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GET
SOME OF THAT CHEERLEADER
PUSSY, HUH?
474
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,833
SIT ON YOUR FACE?
475
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,085
EDDIE, COME ON.
476
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,603
HEY! HEY, GIRLS!
477
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,196
HEY, GIRLS?
[CHEERING]
478
00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,767
HEY, GIRLS!
479
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,026
HEY, GIRLS!
THIS IS MY FRIEND.
480
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:05,544
HE--HE IS
THE STUD OF LIFE,
481
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:06,768
LIKE THIS IS GREAT.
482
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:10,913
[CHANTING CHEERS]
483
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,950
HEY! HEY, GIRLS!
484
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:14,976
LET'S GET YOU LAID.
485
00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,221
HEY, I'VE BEEN LAID.
I'VE BEEN LAID.
486
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,146
HEY. EDDIE.
487
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,551
HEY! WHOO! WHOO!
488
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,594
HEY, GIRLS! HEY!
489
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,630
RICK 'EM, RACK 'EM,
RICK 'EM, RACK 'EM,
490
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,885
GET THAT GUY
AND REALLY FUCK HIM.
491
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,664
[INDISTINCT]
492
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,162
COME ON,
WE'RE GONNA GET KILLED!
493
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,773
HEY, GIRLS! HEY!
494
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,036
[CHEERING]
495
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:39,205
[LAUGHING]
496
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:40,235
WHOO! HA HA!
497
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,269
HA HA HA!
498
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,943
[HORN HONKING]
499
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,212
I SAID I'VE BEEN LAID,
EDDIE.
500
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,680
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU CRAZY?!
501
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,879
HEY, FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
502
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,781
FUCKIN' PEOPLE.
503
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:51,783
MAN.
504
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:52,794
WHAT WERE YOU SAYIN'?
505
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:53,815
I SAID I HAVEN'T BEEN
LAID A LOT.
506
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,890
I MEAN, ARIZONA'S
A VERY TOUGH STATE FOR THAT.
507
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:58,518
OH. WELL, YOU AIN'T A MAN
TILL YOU BEEN LAID.
508
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,255
I MEAN, YOU ARE NOT A MAN
TILL YOU'VE HAD SOME PUSSY.
509
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,660
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD DO WITHOUT MINE.
510
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:05,033
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT A COUSIN--
511
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,631
I GOT A COUSIN
BREAK YOU IN JUST RIGHT.
512
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,604
EDDIE, I SAID I'D BEEN LAID.
513
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:10,672
YOU JUST SAID NOT A LOT.
514
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:15,110
WELL, IT DEPENDS
IF YOU CONSIDER 5,000 A LOT.
515
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,077
WHERE DID YOU GET
5,000 WOMEN?
516
00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,977
DIFFERENT PLACES.
517
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,679
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T NEED 5,000 WOMEN
518
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,952
BECAUSE MOST OF THEM
COME BACK 2, 3--
519
00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:26,952
OH, BULLSHIT.
520
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,053
4 TIMES. THAT'S TRUE.
521
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,664
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN LAID
SO MANY TIMES,
522
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:32,586
I THINK I SHOULD BE
IN THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS
523
00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:35,332
FOR HOW MANY TIMES
I'VE BEEN LAID.
524
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,557
COME ON, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE SOME FUN HERE.
525
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,334
OH, GREAT. IS IT
A VIDEO ARCADE?
526
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,971
NO, MAN. THIS IS WHERE
MY COUSIN ESTHER WORKS.
527
00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:43,969
OH.
528
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,040
OH!
529
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,086
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
EDDIE--
530
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:05,087
WELL, WHAT IF I GET
A DISEASE OR SOMETHING, HUH?
531
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:09,128
[BUZZER]
532
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,702
I'M ONLY DOING THIS
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.
533
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,769
UH-HUH. YEAH.
534
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,336
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?
535
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,738
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
536
00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:24,011
LIKE YOU LOOKING
FOR THE PALSY CLINIC.
537
00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,980
OH, THAT'S CUTE.
THAT'S REAL CUTE.
538
00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,278
HEY. YOU GONNA
LET US IN OR WHAT?
539
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,020
DEFINE "OR WHAT."
540
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:33,216
WE ARE 2 PAYING
CUSTOMERS HERE
TO SEE ESTHER.
541
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,759
OH. LUCKY HER.
542
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,185
[BUZZER]
ESTHER!
543
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,289
COMPANY!
544
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,290
[GATE CREAKS]
545
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:43,301
OK, BOYS, MAKE YOURSELF
AT HOME.
546
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,625
GO AHEAD.
547
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,231
SIT DOWN.
548
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,272
SIT.
549
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,666
[HOMER COUGHS]
550
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:49,668
ESTHER!
551
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,239
COMPANY!
552
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,979
GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?
553
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,808
I WOULD LIKE
A MILKSHAKE, PLEASE.
554
00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,924
[SIGHS] CHRIST.
555
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,317
JEEZ, A MILKSHAKE.
556
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,188
I ALWAYS HAVE A MILKSHAKE
BEFORE SEX.
557
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,888
I GOT 2 KINDS OF WHISKEY.
558
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,690
I GOT ROTGUT AND CHEAP SHIT.
WHAT'LL IT BE?
559
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,063
NOTHING, THANK YOU.
560
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,256
ESTHER!
561
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,404
GET IN HERE!
562
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,828
THAT'S IT.
SOON AS I GET MY $87,
563
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,404
I'M CUTTIN' YOU LOOSE.
564
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,842
A MILKSHAKE.
565
00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,706
JEEZ.
566
00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,738
I'M JUST THIRSTY.
567
00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:33,211
WHO--WHO'S THAT?
568
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,082
PROBABLY
THE EXTERMINATOR.
569
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,081
ESTHER.
570
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,752
ESTHER, HOW YOU DOIN'?
571
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:38,790
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
572
00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:41,085
GET UP. YOU'RE IN
THE PRESENCE OF A LADY.
573
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,387
COME ON.
574
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,390
EDDIE?
575
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,991
YEAH. YEAH!
576
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,803
IT'S ME.
577
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,195
THIS IS MY COUSIN
ESTHER.
578
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,226
SHE IS THE GREATEST.
579
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,431
UH, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HEAD?
580
00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,873
AH, SHIT, I DON'T KNOW.
I HURT IT SOME...
581
00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,440
HEH.
582
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,012
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
583
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,781
OH, THIS IS HOMER.
THIS IS MY ACE.
584
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,020
HI.
THIS IS HOMER.
SAY HI.
585
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,775
AIN'T HE CUTE?
SAY HI AGAIN.
586
00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,323
IT'S HOMER.
HI.
587
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:13,388
HIS NAME
IS HOMER LANZA.
588
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:14,445
HOMER LIKE YOU HIT
A HOME RUN,
589
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,123
LANZA LIKE THE SINGER.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
590
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,993
YEAH. MARIO.
LIKE MARIO LANZA.
591
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,761
MARIO LANZA.
592
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,744
ARE YOU RELATED TO HIM?
593
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:30,836
TO MARIO?
594
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,037
I DON'T THINK SO.
595
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:35,978
I MEAN, HE DON'T SEND ME
NO MONEY AT CHRISTMAS TIME.
596
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,235
[LAUGHS]
597
00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,284
HE'S FUNNY.
598
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,008
YOU'RE FUNNY, HOMER.
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
599
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,524
YEAH.
600
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,120
YEAH, UH...
601
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,148
UH, I FIGURE,
602
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:51,523
SINCE THIS IS
YOUR BUSINESS,
THAT, UH...
603
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,963
YOU...
604
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,757
YOU GOT CASH?
605
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:59,103
I WAS KIND OF HOPING,
YOU KNOW, SINCE, UH,
606
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:00,268
WE'RE FAMILY
AND EVERYTHING,
607
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,396
YOU'D GIVE US
A LITTLE, UH...
608
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,401
A LITTLE DISCOUNT,
FAMILY DISCOUNT.
609
00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,413
FUCK THE FAMILY DISCOUNT.
610
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,435
30 BUCKS.
611
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:10,405
HEY, THAT--
612
00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:12,309
SHUT UP.
613
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,209
30 BUCKS.
614
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,453
HE'S ALL YOURS.
615
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,477
OK. GET IT.
616
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:17,522
OK, GET GOIN'.
617
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,386
I THINK I NEED
THE MILKSHAKE NOW, EDDIE.
618
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,785
YEAH.
619
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:23,957
ENJOY YOURSELF.
YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT.
620
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,828
THAT'S CASH.
621
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,558
SLIPPED MY MIND.
622
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,332
I GOT IT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
623
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,171
I GOT IT RIGHT IN--
624
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,396
ONE SECOND.
I GOT IT.
625
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,041
IT'S RIGHT IN THE--
626
00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:40,206
IN--PROBABLY IN THE--
YEAH.
627
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,476
[TIRES SCREECHING]
628
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,846
YOUR HUSBAND
JUST GOT IN, RIGHT?
629
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,091
YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
630
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,945
HE'S BEEN GONE A WHILE.
UH-HUH.
631
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:57,294
GLAD TO SEE YOU OUT.
HEH HEH HEH!
632
00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,089
THERE. YOU GOT THAT?
YEAH.
633
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,861
OK. TELL HIM I SAID HELLO.
GREAT.
634
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,130
OK.
TELL HIM TO COME SEE ME.
635
00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,228
BYE-BYE.
ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
636
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,230
HEY, BILL?
WHAT?
637
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,101
THESE PEARS
AIN'T LOOKING
REAL GOOD, MAN.
638
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,469
WELL, HAVE SOME APPLES.
THEY LOOKED GOOD
THE OTHER DAY.
639
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,838
NO, I LIKE PEARS.
[CASH REGISTER BEEPING]
640
00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:15,608
HERE. THERE'S SOME PLASTIC ONES.
[LAUGHTER]
641
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:21,153
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THIS BEFORE.
642
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:25,317
WAS I GREAT,
OR WAS I JUST
REAL GOOD?
643
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,147
DID YOU ENJOY IT?
644
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:29,493
OH, VERY MUCH,
MISS ESTHER.
645
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,488
THEN YOU WERE GREAT.
646
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,363
[RECORD SCRATCHING]
[DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING]
647
00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:38,232
* OOH
* BA-DOO
648
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,270
* OOH, OOH
* BA-DOO
649
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,196
* BA-DOO
* OOH, OOH
650
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,871
* BOO, BA-DOO
* OOH
651
00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:46,541
* OOH, OOH
* BA-DOO
652
00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,538
* BA-DOO, DOO, BOO
* OOH, OOH, OOH
653
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:54,281
* SWEET EMOTIONS OF LOVE
654
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:57,550
* TENDERLY...
* BOO, BA-DOO...
655
00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,919
OK, THANKS A LOT.
Man: HAVE A GOOD ONE.
656
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:02,887
HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
657
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,619
FINE.
GOOD. GLAD TO HEAR IT.
658
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,593
LIKE TO KNOW
PEOPLE ARE DOING GOOD.
659
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:10,262
THAT SO? WOULD YOU
MOVE BACK, PLEASE?
660
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:12,902
WILL YOU
BACK UP, PLEASE.
661
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,669
MOVE BACK. PLEASE?
662
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,666
NICE SHIRT.
663
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,311
NICE GUN.
664
00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:32,221
UHH!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
665
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:39,587
WHAT DID I DO?
666
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,461
[SWEET EMOTIONS OF LOVE
PLAYING]
667
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,330
SHE AIN'T NO GOOD, HOMER--
NEVER WAS.
668
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,302
AW, COME ON, ESTHER.
669
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,370
YOU HAVEN'T SEE HER
FOR A LONG TIME.
670
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:56,610
SHE'S BEEN REAL GOOD WITH ME.
SHE BUYS ME THINGS.
671
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,078
SHE EVEN BOUGHT ME YOU.
672
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,678
[TIRES SCREECHING]
673
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:09,261
[COMIN' DOWN WITH LOVE
PLAYING]
674
00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,515
* SOME KIND OF JITTERBUG
675
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:15,993
* YOU'RE COMIN' DOWN
WITH LOVE... *
676
00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:20,103
HEY, EDDIE, WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT MONEY?
677
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,529
I HAD IT. LET'S GO.
678
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:26,114
ESTHER?
679
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:27,435
Eddie: HOMER--
THANK YOU.
680
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,439
HOMER, COME ON.
YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL.
681
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,581
COME ON!
LET'S GO,
GOD DAMN IT!
682
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:37,652
HEY, EDDIE,
LET'S TAKE A PICTURE.
683
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,349
NO, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME.
LET'S GO.
684
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:40,651
COME ON, EDDIE.
WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
685
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,552
WILL YOU
COME ON? GET IN
THE CAR, HOMER!
686
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:45,794
COME ON, LOOK, EDDIE.
THIS IS FUN. LOOK.
687
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,199
MOVE OVER.
688
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:52,600
I'M THE BOY.
689
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,528
DO YOU WANT
THE PICTURE, OR NOT?
690
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,744
JEEZ.
691
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,614
[CAMERA CLICKS]
692
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,445
* ACES AND EIGHTS
693
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,147
* THE JOKER'S WILD
694
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,150
* A PRETTY FACE
695
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:16,052
* THAT NEVER SMILES
696
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:19,085
* MY BEAUTIFUL GAL
697
00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:24,331
* IS LONG GONE
698
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,530
* MY HEART IS RACIN'
699
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:29,602
* I'M BURNIN' INSIDE
700
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,441
* OH, GOD
701
00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:33,737
* WHERE AM I GONNA HIDE?
702
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,309
* TELL ME WHY
703
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,538
* THE NIGHT'S
704
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:43,354
* SO LONG
705
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,179
* NIGHT IS THE HUNTER
706
00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:48,194
* WHEN YOU'RE RUNNIN' AWAY
707
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,717
* NIGHT IS THE HUNTER
708
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:53,161
* WHEN YOUR DREAMS
DON'T PAY... *
709
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,529
Homer: AND IT WAS
REAL NICE OF YOU BUYING
ME ESTHER. THANKS A LOT.
710
00:34:56,628 --> 00:35:01,428
Eddie: HEY, DON'T THANK ME, MAN.
THANK THE LIQUOR STORE
IN BEATTY.
711
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,573
WHAT FOR?
712
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,598
THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE MONEY.
713
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,473
OH. YOU USED TO
WORK THERE, HUH?
714
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:09,142
WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?
NO, I ROBBED THE PLACE.
COME ON.
715
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,641
NO, COME ON, EDDIE.
GET OUT OF HERE.
716
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,483
LOOK! THIS IS
THE GUN I USED.
717
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,209
EDDIE, EDDIE,
YOU CAN GET IN TROUBLE.
718
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:19,524
ONLY POLICEMEN
AND CRIMINALS ARE
ALLOWED TO HAVE THOSE.
719
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,619
* NIGHT IS THE HUNTER
720
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:25,621
* WHEN YOU'RE RUNNIN' AWAY
721
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,434
* NIGHT IS THE HUNTER...
722
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:31,257
Man on TV: AN EARTHQUAKE
MEASURING 7.1 ON
THE RICHTER SCALE
723
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,763
ROCKED SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
THIS MORNING.
724
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:36,604
IT IS THE SECOND
7 MAGNITUDE QUAKE HERE
IN THE LAST 4 MONTHS.
725
00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:39,512
RESCUE CREWS ARE BUSY
DIGGING THROUGH
THE RUBBLE AND--
726
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,335
THAT REVELATIONS
HAVE SHOWN US
727
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,680
THAT THE PALE RIDER
WILL COME, HAS BEEN HERE.
728
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,575
ISAIAH--
THE LORD IS
OVERTURNING THE LAND,
729
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:50,418
MAKING IT A WASTELAND
OF DESTRUCTION...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
730
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:52,616
DO YOU BELIEVE
IN GOD, EDDIE?
731
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,118
NO.
HOW COME?
732
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,660
I DON'T BELIEVE IN
ANYTHING I CAN'T SEE.
733
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:57,955
WELL...
734
00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:02,226
YOU CAN'T SEE POLAND,
BUT YOU BELIEVE
IN THAT, DON'T YOU?
735
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,628
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
736
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,930
I SAID,
737
00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:08,531
YOU CAN'T SEE POLAND,
BUT YOU BELIEVE
IN THAT, DON'T YOU?
738
00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:10,574
WHAT THE--
LOOK, NO. FORGET IT.
739
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,569
JUST FORGET IT, OK?
LEAVE IT ALONE.
740
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:16,141
WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
THERE'S MORE HERE
THAN MEETS THE EYE.
741
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,542
THAT'S ALL.
742
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,653
YOU KNOW,
I BELIEVE IN GOD.
743
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,205
OH, YEAH? WHY?
MM-HMM.
744
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:25,353
WELL, BECAUSE
WE WOULDN'T BE HERE
IF THERE WAS NO GOD.
745
00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:26,421
WHY?
746
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,588
BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD TO
CREATE THE EARTH.
747
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,617
WHY?
748
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:32,291
BECAUSE THERE ISN'T
JUST NOTHING HERE.
749
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:35,831
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING
HAD TO BE CREATED
BY SOMEONE.
750
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,827
YOU KNOW,
LIKE THIS ROBE--
751
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,729
THIS ROBE
WAS CREATED BY...
752
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,243
BY ROBINSON.
753
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,295
YOUR PAINTING
OVER THERE--
754
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,574
THIS HERE WAS
CREATED BY...
755
00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:50,544
REEVES. SEE?
756
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:53,412
EVERYTHING HAD TO BE
CREATED BY SOMEONE.
757
00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:54,912
AND GOD CREATED
THE EARTH.
758
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:58,183
YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT?
OH, YES, VERY SURE.
759
00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,724
OH, YEAH? WELL, LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
760
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:01,949
YEAH.
YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, RIGHT?
761
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,763
YES, I DO.
YOU BELIEVE
IN GOD'S DIVINE WISDOM?
762
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:07,186
I CERTAINLY DO.
HIS GOODNESS? ALL OF THAT?
763
00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:08,793
OF COURSE.
TELL ME WHY THE FUCK
764
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:14,474
GOD LET YOU GET HIT BY
A FUCKING BASEBALL, HUH?
765
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,596
PROBABLY...
766
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,601
PROBABLY BECAUSE
HE THOUGHT MAYBE
IT WAS GOOD FOR ME.
767
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,274
OH, HE THOUGHT IT WAS
GOOD FOR YOU?
MAYBE.
768
00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,612
GOD THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD
FOR YOU?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
769
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,008
EVERYTHING, EDDIE.
OH, NO?
770
00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,509
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THERE AIN'T NO FUCKING
GOD, HOMER.
771
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,412
THERE AIN'T NO FUCKING GOD.
DON'T SAY THAT.
772
00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:30,654
HEY, IF YOU'RE UP THERE--
I MEAN, MAYBE I'M WRONG, HOMER--
773
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,819
MAYBE I'M MAKING
AN ABSOLUTELY ASS OF MYSELF.
774
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,518
BUT GOD, IF YOU'RE UP THERE,
EDDIE...
775
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,820
AND YOU'RE SITTING AND YOU'RE
HANGING OUT,
EDDIE...
776
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,422
AND YOU GOT
NOTHING TO DO, TALK TO ME.
777
00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,334
EDDIE, DON'T TALK TO GOD
LIKE THAT,
TELL ME WHY--
778
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,326
BECAUSE THAT'S GONNA BE
DANGEROUS.
TELL ME WHY
779
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,228
YOU LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER
GET HIT ON THE HEAD
780
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,900
EDDIE--EDDIE--
WITH A BASEBALL. TELL ME WHY--
781
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,697
PLEASE, DON'T LET HIM
HEAR THAT, EDDIE!
782
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,339
A BENEVOLENT GOD,
AN UNDERSTANDING GOD, BUT NO!
783
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:54,006
HE'S NOT! HE'S A MEAN,
VILE, EVIL SHIT!
784
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,965
YOU AIN'T SHIT!
YOU DON'T EXIST!
785
00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,244
MOTHERFUCKER--
YOU DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
786
00:37:58,344 --> 00:37:59,654
NO, NO, EDDIE.
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
787
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,475
COME ON DOWN HERE! UHH!
NO. COME ON, EDDIE.
788
00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:02,450
YOU DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
FIGHT!
789
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:03,948
COME ON, FIGHT!
SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT, GOD.
790
00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,749
COME ON, ALREADY!
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
791
00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:08,392
NO. COME ON.
792
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:09,657
COME IN HERE. RELAX.
793
00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,685
YOU JUST STAY IN THERE
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
794
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,560
STAY THERE.
JUST STAY IN THERE.
795
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:16,559
[POUNDING]
BY THE COLLAR AND LEAD THEM
796
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:18,402
TO THE ALTAR OF GOD.
797
00:38:18,497 --> 00:38:21,967
THE LAND WILL BE
COMPLETELY EMPTIED, AND--
798
00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,667
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!
799
00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,670
AMEN.
[POUNDING STOPS]
800
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:27,912
MAN HAS TRIED.
EDDIE...
801
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:34,046
MY FRIENDS, MAN HAS FAILED.
MAN CANNOT SAVE YOU--ONLY GOD.
802
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,475
FEW...
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
803
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,822
WILL BE LEFT ALIVE.
804
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:42,017
Preacher: AND I TELL YOU,
MY FRIENDS,
805
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,290
THAT DAY IS SOON AT HAND.
806
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:51,632
IF WE DO NOT GRAB
OUR EVIL COUSINS BY THE COLLAR
807
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:55,370
AND LEAD THEM
TO THE ALTAR OF GOD,
808
00:38:55,467 --> 00:39:00,707
WE CANNOT SAVE THIS LAND...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
809
00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:04,307
[PANTING]
810
00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:07,850
[WHISPERING] Now do you
believe in God?
811
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,576
IT'S NOT THAT, HOMER.
812
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,752
I GOT A TUMOR.
813
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,051
TUMOR?
814
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:18,592
IT'S ABOUT...
THE SIZE OF A WALNUT.
815
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:24,031
Well, just have
a doctor cut it out,
that's all.
816
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:26,469
THEY CAN'T.
THEY CAN'T.
817
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,625
Why not?
818
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:31,473
BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS WRAPPED
AROUND IT LIKE A JELLYFISH.
819
00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,840
OH, MAN, THAT'S GROSS.
820
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:38,940
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE SOME PILLS?
821
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,484
NO.
WHY NOT?
822
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,909
I'M NOT TAKING THOSE PILLS.
WHY NOT?
823
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:45,853
They're probably
real good for you.
They're good for you.
824
00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:47,591
I'm not taking them.
825
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:51,886
They make--
they make me into a zombie.
826
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:57,103
A ZOMBIE.
827
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:02,695
A REAL ZOMBIE?
828
00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,962
Homer: HEY, EDDIE,
I'M--I'M HERE.
829
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:28,557
OHH! EDDIE!
EDDIE, COME ON!
830
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:32,400
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
EDDIE? STOP IT!
831
00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:33,768
NO! AAH! COME ON!
832
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:36,065
[LAUGHING]
EDDIE, STOP THAT!
833
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,937
OW! OW, THAT HURT. OW.
834
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,766
EDDIE, COME ON, NOW.
STOP THAT.
835
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,741
Eddie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
HOMER?
OH. I QUIT.
836
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,780
WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAN?
I QUIT. I QUIT.
837
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:45,806
HEY!
OHH!
838
00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:49,411
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT. EDDIE--I QUIT.
839
00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:51,415
I QUIT, I QUIT!
ALL RIGHT, HOMER,
840
00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:53,787
YOU'RE DEAD MEAT
NOW, MAN. HEH!
841
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:54,985
NO, EDDIE. OW.
HOMER--
842
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,186
OW, RIGHT IN THE HEAD.
I'M SORRY.
843
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,488
DO YOU DRIVE?
A CAR?
844
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,561
YEAH.
NOT NO MORE.
845
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,990
OH, MAN...
846
00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:05,834
YOU AIN'T A MAN
TILL YOU CAN DRIVE.
847
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:07,101
YOU SAID THAT ABOUT SEX.
848
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,128
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF
YOU GOTTA DO TO BE
A MAN.
849
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,574
COME ON, GIVE ME THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?
850
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,140
NOTHING. GET IN THE CAR.
851
00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:14,838
I DON'T WANT TO GET
IN THE CAR, EDDIE.
852
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:18,080
GET IN THE CAR. COME ON.
IT'S COLD, HOMER, GET IN THERE.
853
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,946
GET IN. COME ON.
I'M IN.
854
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,647
[SIGHS]
LET'S GO.
855
00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:25,479
OHH!
LET'S GO.
856
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:26,994
I'M SCARED.
OF WHAT?
857
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,485
UH, ON ACCOUNT OF
I WAS IN A TRAGIC ACCIDENT
ONCE AT THE INDY 500.
858
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:32,519
HOMER, YOU NEVER
DROVE NO INDY CAR.
859
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:37,204
YES, I DID. IN 1976, I HAD
LAPPED MARIO ANDRETTI 3 TIMES.
860
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:39,525
AND A.J. FOYT,
WELL, HE CRACKED INTO ME.
861
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:42,731
AND HIS CAR WENT OVER THE WALL
AND KILLED 200 RACING FANS.
862
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,904
SO, I CAN'T--
HOMER, LET GO
OF THAT DOOR.
863
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,973
LET IT GO. YOU ARE
GIVING ME A HEADACHE
WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.
864
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,883
NO BULLSHIT!
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP
IN THE HALL OF RECORDS.
865
00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:54,676
AND IT'S GONNA SAY,
"HOMER LANZA
ALMOST WINS INDY 500."
866
00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:56,780
LET THAT DOOR GO.
CLOSE IT.
NO.
867
00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:59,082
CLOSE IT NOW.
CLOSE IT.
NO.
868
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:02,124
GET OVER HERE.
NOW, YOU CAN DO THIS.
869
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:05,760
NOW, PUT YOUR HAND
ON THE WHEEL.
870
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,527
COME ON.
871
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:08,556
SEE?
872
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:11,700
NOW, TAKE ONE HAND
AND TURN ON THE CAR.
873
00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:13,257
THIS IS YOUR CAR.
[ENGINE STARTS]
874
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:18,544
YOU'RE IN COMMAND NOW.
PUT YOUR FOOT
ON THE GAS PEDAL SLOWLY.
875
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:20,737
EASE IT DOWN.
876
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,809
FEELING PRETTY GOOD?
YEAH.
877
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,008
LET'S GO.
878
00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,579
AAH! EDDIE!
879
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:26,907
[BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
880
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:29,512
Eddie: NO, NO, NO, NO!
TURN, TURN, TURN, TURN!
881
00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:31,515
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
882
00:42:31,617 --> 00:42:34,217
EDDIE! AAH! EDDIE!
883
00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:37,919
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
884
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,199
HOMER--HOMER...
885
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,197
Homer: SANTA CLAUS!
886
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:52,199
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
887
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,212
HA!
OH!
888
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:59,276
TURN! TURN!
NO, NO, TURN THE OTHER WAY!
889
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:35,780
[COUGHING]
890
00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,215
YOU ALL RIGHT?
891
00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:41,186
YEAH. [COUGHING]
892
00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,392
AHH.
893
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,888
I LIKE DRIVING.
894
00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:51,304
JUST WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING, OK?
895
00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:53,826
DO YOU LIKE
THE GLASSES I PICKED?
896
00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:55,932
YOU THINK THEY'RE
A GOOD PICK?
897
00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:57,704
YEAH.
I MEAN, I PICKED THEM
898
00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,743
BECAUSE OF THE COLOR
OF MY EYES.
899
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,138
THEY LOOK GREAT ON YOU.
900
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,679
HEY, LOOK AT THAT RED FORD.
I BET THAT'S THE GUYS
THAT ROBBED YOU.
901
00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:06,205
Homer: I DON'T KNOW.
PULL THE CAR AROUND, QUICK.
902
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:08,881
HURRY UP. COME ON.
903
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:15,649
BOY. I NEVER THOUGHT
WE'D FIND THEM.
904
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,165
WELL, IT'S A FORD,
905
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:34,169
BUT I DON'T THINK
THIS IS THE SAME ONE.
906
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,712
EDDIE, THIS IS
A LOT NEWER.
907
00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:39,138
IT'LL DO.
908
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:48,045
NO, THIS AIN'T
THE CAR, EDDIE.
909
00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,693
EDDIE?
910
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:52,059
EDDIE!
911
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,787
Eddie:
PSST! PSST!
912
00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,432
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE?
913
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:56,896
COME HERE.
COME INSIDE.
WHAT FOR?
914
00:44:56,995 --> 00:45:00,295
'CAUSE WHEN
THOSE PEOPLE COME OUT,
WE'RE GONNA JUMP 'EM.
915
00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,698
EDDIE, I--I DON'T THINK
THIS IS THEM.
916
00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:05,671
LOOK, THESE ARE
THE MOTHERFUCKERS
THAT TOOK MY $87.
917
00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:08,671
NOW, EITHER GET
IN THE FUCKIN' CAR
OR COME IN HERE.
918
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:11,144
EDDIE, TH-THIS
IS NOT THE CAR.
919
00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:15,852
EDDIE, IT'S--THAT'S
DEFINITELY NOT THEM, EDDIE.
920
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:18,277
EDDIE? H-HOLD ON.
921
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,683
HEY...[PANTS]
922
00:45:19,785 --> 00:45:20,815
LOOK, HEY,
IF I WERE YOU,
923
00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,419
I WOULDN'T GO
NO CLOSER
TO THAT CAR.
924
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,160
WHY NOT?
WELL, MY FRIEND,
SHE'S IN THERE,
925
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:26,415
AND SHE'S GONNA
JUMP OUT, AND SHE'S
GONNA ROB YOU.
926
00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:29,164
WHAT--
LOOK. LOOK. SEE?
SHE'S RIGHT THERE.
927
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:32,030
EDDIE, I'M JUST DOING THIS
TO PROTECT YOU.
928
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,130
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
NO, NO!
929
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,302
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T GO ANY CLOSER.
930
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,701
SHE'S GOT A GUN.
AND SHE'S
A LITTLE CRAZY.
931
00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:42,244
YOU KNOW, SHE'S A LITTLE LIGHT
IN THE BRAIN DEPARTMENT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
932
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,480
GET OUT OF MY WAY,
BUDDY, OK?
I KNOW, BUT--
933
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:45,535
SEE? SEE?
934
00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:49,383
ONE FUCKIN' WORD,
YOUR HEAD IS EVERYWHERE.
935
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,980
EDDIE, HE'S A GOOD GUY, EDDIE.
[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING]
936
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,922
YOU EVER BEEN TO ARIZONA?
NO.
937
00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:57,059
[PLAYING LA NEGRA]
[CHATTERING IN SPANISH]
938
00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:59,255
OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT.
GIVE ME YOUR WALLET.
939
00:45:59,357 --> 00:46:01,457
DON'T HURT HIM.
SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
940
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:05,829
Homer: SHE DOESN'T REALLY
MEAN THAT, YOU KNOW.
SHE'S JUST A LITTLE UPSET.
941
00:46:05,931 --> 00:46:07,771
90 BUCKS.
GIVE HIM $3.00.
942
00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:09,066
I DON'T HAVE
$3.00, EDDIE.
943
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,837
I'M SORRY, MAN.
COME ON.
944
00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:11,896
GIVE ME
YOUR ADDRESS,
945
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:13,403
AND I'LL SEND IT
BACK TO YOU.
WHAT?
946
00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:14,774
Man: NO, YOU KEEP IT.
HOMER!
947
00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,883
NO, NO, IT'LL
COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.
LET ME SEND IT TO YOU.
948
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,235
Eddie: HOMER!
I'M SURE! YOU KEEP IT!
949
00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:20,213
YOU PEOPLE ARE
REALLY GOOD PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW THAT?
950
00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,081
BUT I WARNED YOU
THAT SHE WAS
A LITTLE--
951
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,980
HELP!
DIDN'T I TELL
YOU THAT?
952
00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:25,022
HELP!
EDDIE!
953
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,746
Woman: WE'RE BEING ROBBED!
[MUSIC STOPS]
954
00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:30,892
CALL THE POLICE!
CALL THE POLICE!
CALL THE POLICE!
955
00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:32,819
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
MY HUSBAND--
956
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:36,034
HI.
EL DOCTOR, POR FAVOR!
957
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,957
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THEY'RE GONE.
958
00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:40,303
[HOW FAR CAN YOU GO
PLAYING]
959
00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:43,468
[WOMAN SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY]
960
00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:49,142
* ROCKIN' WITH THE GIRL
TILL THE MORNIN' LIGHT *
961
00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:56,579
* WHEN WE GOT DOWN,
WE GET DOWN LOW *
962
00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:04,223
* AND WE ROCKED TILL
WE COULD NOT ROCK NO MORE *
963
00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:11,934
* ONE BIG QUESTION
WE WANTED TO KNOW... *
964
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:16,430
* HOW FAR CAN YOU GO?
965
00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:20,214
* HOW LONG WILL YOU RIDE?
966
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,280
[GRUNTING]
967
00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:28,854
OH, MY HANDS
ARE...
968
00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:32,217
MY HANDS
ARE SO DIRTY.
969
00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:41,926
YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE YOU
BEFORE, EDDIE.
970
00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:44,057
NOT EVEN WHEN
YOU WERE A KID?
971
00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:46,102
ESPECIALLY WHEN
I WAS A KID.
972
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,327
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FOLKS?
DIDN'T THEY LIKE YOU?
973
00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:50,874
OH, YEAH. SURE.
974
00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:53,499
YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT
MY BRAIN STEMS CRUNCHED
975
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:55,044
BY THAT BASEBALL?
UH-HUH.
976
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,240
WELL, THEY SENT ME
ALL THE WAY ACROSS
THE COUNTRY,
977
00:47:57,342 --> 00:48:01,252
JUST SO I CAN GET
THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE.
978
00:48:01,346 --> 00:48:02,876
YOU SEEN THEM SINCE THEN?
979
00:48:02,981 --> 00:48:04,621
OH, YEAH. WELL,
THEY BROUGHT ME BACK
980
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,485
FOR THE FIRST 2 YEARS
FOR CHRISTMAS, YOU KNOW.
981
00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,485
UH-HUH.
982
00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,116
BUT THEN MY DAD,
HIS BUSINESS WENT SOUR.
983
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,092
AND SO, INSTEAD OF SPENDING
THE MONEY ON PLANE TICKETS,
984
00:48:14,192 --> 00:48:17,602
THEY SAID I SHOULD STAY
IN THE HOSPITAL AT CEDAR CREST.
985
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,255
AH.
CAN I DO THAT?
986
00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:21,574
WHAT?
I WANT TO DO
THE CAR UP AND DOWN.
987
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,126
YEAH, YEAH. COME ON.
988
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:25,144
UH, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
989
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,866
NO.
OK. FLIP THIS,
AND THEN YOU PUMP.
990
00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:31,943
YOU KNOW HOW
TO PUMP, DON'T YOU?
991
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:34,083
HOMER, YOU EVER THINK
YOUR FOLKS SENT YOU AWAY
992
00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:36,179
'CAUSE MAYBE
THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU?
993
00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:39,151
NO. OH, NO.
YOU DON'T KNOW THEM.
994
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,590
THEY LOVE ME LIKE CRAZY.
995
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,318
SO, WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THEM?
996
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,533
HERE, GIVE ME THIS.
GIVE ME THIS.
GIVE ME THIS.
997
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:52,196
UM...WHEN I WAS 14.
998
00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:55,203
THAT'S DAMN NEAR
20 YEARS, HOMER.
999
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,940
WELL, MY DAD'S BUSINESS
REALLY WENT SOUR.
1000
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,266
I MEAN, THEY SEND ME
MONEY SOMETIMES,
1001
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:02,370
BUT I DON'T REALLY
CASH THE CHECK,
BECAUSE HIS BUSINESS
1002
00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:05,613
IS STILL
REALLY, REALLY SOUR.
1003
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,380
SO, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HOME, EDDIE?
1004
00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:14,423
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
1005
00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:15,989
FROM OAKLAND.
1006
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:19,417
[SIREN BLARING]
1007
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:26,198
YEAH, I HEARD
OF OAKLAND.
1008
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:30,067
WE CAN STOP BY THERE
AND SEE YOUR FOLKS
IF YOU WANT.
1009
00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:32,098
NAH, WE BETTER
GET YOU TO OREGON.
1010
00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:34,313
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE YOU SEEN 'EM?
1011
00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:37,705
WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER
SEEING MY DAD.
1012
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:42,508
AND IT'S BEEN ABOUT...10 YEARS
SINCE I'VE SEEN MY MOM.
1013
00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:45,523
YEAH, BUT I BET
SHE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH.
1014
00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:48,246
I DOUBT IT.
1015
00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:06,170
[SIRENS BLARING]
1016
00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:11,211
[LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
PLAYING]
1017
00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:47,148
* SOMEBODY TELL ME
THAT THIS AIN'T REAL *
1018
00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:48,275
[RADIO CHATTER]
1019
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:51,649
* STRANGE CAGES
OF CONCRETE AND STEEL *
1020
00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:55,119
* SOMEBODY'S
NEON NIGHTMARE *
1021
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:59,190
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1022
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:03,230
* GIVE IT TO ME,
OR I'LL TAKE IT FROM YOU *
1023
00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:07,468
* GOD HELP US
IF YOU'RE BRAND-NEW *
1024
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,595
* NO MERCY
1025
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,440
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1026
00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,767
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
1027
00:51:14,872 --> 00:51:17,342
* YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
1028
00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:22,112
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1029
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,683
* YOU GOTTA COVER YOUR TRACKS
1030
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:26,782
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
HEY...
1031
00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:28,794
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, BOY?
1032
00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:31,056
WHO'S THIS GUY?
HE'S MY UNCLE.
1033
00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:34,786
* SOMEBODY TELL ME,
HOW DO THEY COPE? *
1034
00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:38,802
* CRAZED ANIMALS
WITHOUT ANY HOPE *
1035
00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:41,166
* MIDNIGHT DESPERADO
1036
00:51:41,266 --> 00:51:43,826
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1037
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,304
Woman: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
1038
00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,344
* SOMEBODY'S SCREAMIN'
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
1039
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:51,279
* SOMEBODY'S PISSED
Man: WAIT TILL I GET YOU.
1040
00:51:51,376 --> 00:51:56,376
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
1041
00:51:56,481 --> 00:52:00,291
* LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE
1042
00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:01,845
Man on TV: FINLEY--
CHUCK FINLEY, UH,
1043
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:04,662
IS CONSIDERED THE NEXT PITCHER
FOR THE CALIFORNIA ANGELS,
1044
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,385
BIG LEFT-HANDER. HE WAS
SCHEDULED TO GO NUMBER 2,
1045
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:10,232
BUT THEY THOUGHT THEY'D
SHAKE IT UP A LITTLE BIT,
1046
00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:11,628
AND GO LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.
1047
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:14,499
AND PHILLIPS RAN UP TO BUNT.
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1048
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:17,639
YO, MAN.
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
1049
00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,714
YO, MIRA.
1050
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:22,836
I'LL TAKE IT.
1051
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,610
Man on TV: A LOST ART THERE
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
1052
00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:28,379
Second man on TV: ABSOLUTELY.
GIVES YOU ONE MORE DIMENSION...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1053
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:32,149
[PIANO PLAYING]
1054
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,123
Man on TV: THAT'S A PITCH IN
ON THE INSIDE CORNER,
1055
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,320
GOOD FOR ANOTHER STRIKE...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1056
00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:41,732
* HUSH, LITTLE BABY
1057
00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:45,426
* DON'T YOU CRY
1058
00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:52,300
* PAPA'S GONNA BUY YOU
A MOCKINGBIRD... *
1059
00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:54,413
NOW, YOU HEAR ME
TALKING TO YOU.
MIRA. MIRA.
1060
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,205
MIRA. MIRA.
* IF THAT MOCKINGBIRD
1061
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:58,477
Eddie:
HEY, LOOK, MAN,
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
1062
00:52:58,576 --> 00:53:00,806
* DON'T SING
1063
00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:04,281
* PAPA'S GONNA BUY YOU
A DIAMOND RING... *
1064
00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:05,922
UH, I'M WITH
MY FRIEND EDDIE.
1065
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:09,286
Eddie: YO, MIRA.
YO, MAN. CAN I
TALK TO YOU?
1066
00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:10,887
[WHISPERING]
She's got a gun.
1067
00:53:10,988 --> 00:53:15,328
* IF THAT DIAMOND RING
TURNS BRASS... *
1068
00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:19,426
Man on TV: RAN 2 PITCHES
RIGHT THERE, AND PHILLIPS...
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
1069
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,500
THAT LOOKS LIKE
A BEAUTY THERE.
1070
00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,569
THAT'S 2 WITH A STRIKE.
1071
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:26,738
HOW DO YOU THINK
THE A's ARE
GONNA DO THIS YEAR?
1072
00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:27,837
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1073
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:30,508
WELL, I THINK THAT
MARK McGWIRE THERE,
1074
00:53:30,608 --> 00:53:32,878
HE REALLY--
HE'S A GOOD HITTER.
1075
00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:35,847
NOW, IF HE CAN
MAINTAIN THAT
THROUGH THE SEASON,
1076
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,446
I THINK THEY'RE
GONNA DO GOOD,
1077
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,848
'CAUSE HE HITS GOOD
FOR A WHITE BOY,
YOU KNOW.
1078
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:42,450
I ALSO THINK
THAT IF THEY HAD
A LITTLE MORE DEPTH
1079
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,323
IN THEIR PITCHING,
YOU KNOW--
1080
00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:45,462
THEY NEED
SOME RELIEF.
YOU KNOW,
1081
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:48,256
IF THEY'D GET
SOME GOOD TRADES
THIS YEAR, YOU KNOW,
1082
00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:51,199
SOME GOOD TRADES--
HEY.
1083
00:53:51,296 --> 00:53:52,696
THANK YOU.
1084
00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:56,397
YOU KNOW LINDA CERVI?
USED TO COME IN HERE
ALL THE TIME ON THE WEEKENDS?
1085
00:53:56,501 --> 00:53:59,641
OH, YEAH.
I REMEMBER HER.
1086
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:03,674
HOW DO I JUST--
HOW DO I DO THE--
THIS PART HERE?
1087
00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,414
JUST SUCK ON IT.
1088
00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,750
* A CART AND BULL
1089
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:13,646
* AND IF
THAT CART AND BULL *
1090
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,651
* TURN OVER...
1091
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,493
YOU SHOULD CHECK
WITH MAGGIE OVER THERE.
1092
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,889
HEY, MAN, WE ALL LOOK ALIKE.
WHICH ONE IS MAGGIE?
1093
00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,932
THE OLD BROAD
WITH THE RED HAIR.
1094
00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,929
[PLAYING PIANO]
1095
00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:31,942
HEH HEH HEH!
OK. THANKS, MAN.
1096
00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:42,706
* IF THAT HORSE AND CART
FALL DOWN... *
1097
00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:44,553
ARE YOU MAGGIE?
1098
00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:45,579
MM-HMM.
1099
00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:48,393
YOU KNOW LINDA CERVI?
1100
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:49,716
MM-HMM.
1101
00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:52,990
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHERE I COULD FIND HER,
WOULD YOU?
1102
00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:56,390
YOU COULD TRY
THE WILTON STREET
CEMETERY.
1103
00:54:56,494 --> 00:55:00,264
* IN TOWN
MM-HMM.
1104
00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:01,495
THANKS.
1105
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:04,669
[APPLAUSE]
1106
00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:06,899
[SONG ENDS]
1107
00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:08,444
[DOG BARKING]
1108
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:11,409
JEEZ, EDDIE, THIS IS
REALLY SPOOKY.
1109
00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,009
THIS IS REALLY
SPOOKY, EDDIE.
1110
00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:15,510
HEY, DO YOU
EVER GO TO
THE HORROR MOVIES,
1111
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:17,953
WHERE ALL
THE DEAD BODIES
AND MONSTERS
1112
00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:20,688
COME OUT OF
THEIR GRAVES
AT NIGHT?
1113
00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:22,815
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT, EDDIE?
1114
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,490
NO MATTER
HOW SLOW THEY WALK,
THEY ALWAYS CATCH YOU.
1115
00:55:27,592 --> 00:55:30,902
I MEAN, THERE WAS JUST
NO WAY TO KILL 'EM, NOHOW.
1116
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:33,795
THEY JUST WALKED FORWARD...
1117
00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:36,298
REAL SLOW...
1118
00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:39,001
LIKE THIS.
1119
00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:40,873
AND THEY COME...
1120
00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:43,511
AND THEY CATCH YA!
[GASPS]
1121
00:55:43,608 --> 00:55:44,508
UHH!
1122
00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:46,579
ARE YOU CRAZY?
YES, BUT--
1123
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:47,577
UHH!
1124
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,448
YOU SCARED ME.
I'M SORRY.
1125
00:55:49,547 --> 00:55:52,347
CUT IT OUT!
I'M SORRY.
1126
00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,850
I'M SORRY, EDDIE.
1127
00:55:55,953 --> 00:55:57,593
UHH! DON'T HIT ME.
1128
00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,588
SCARE ME LIKE THAT--
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
1129
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:03,431
I'M SORRY, EDDIE.
1130
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,626
CRAZY?
1131
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,040
MA?
1132
00:56:20,645 --> 00:56:22,645
EDDIE...
1133
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:26,153
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1134
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:39,957
THIS IS
MY FRIEND, HOMER.
1135
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:41,904
HELLO, HOMER.
1136
00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:43,799
HI.
1137
00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:53,037
WHEN DID YOU...
1138
00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:55,483
GET OUT OF
THE HOSPITAL?
1139
00:56:55,580 --> 00:57:00,650
2 WEEKS AGO.
I BUSTED OUT.
1140
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:05,891
THE DOCTORS...TAKE CARED
OF THE TUMORS?
1141
00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:09,060
THE TUMORS?
MM.
1142
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:10,429
YEAH. OH, YEAH.
1143
00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:14,528
YOU DON'T THINK I'D BUST OUT
WITHOUT THEM CURING ME, DO YOU?
1144
00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:16,132
HMM.
1145
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,173
[SNIFFS]
1146
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,568
GOOD.
1147
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,519
HMM.
1148
00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:45,162
KIND OF WEIRD, JUST YOU
SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
1149
00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:46,962
OH, OH, IT'S OK.
1150
00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:50,574
IT'S OK.
[KNOCKING]
1151
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:55,138
I OWN THE PLACE.
[GRUNTS]
1152
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:09,717
HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE GONNA DIE
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, MA?
1153
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,660
I GOT A...
GOOD FEELING
1154
00:58:12,757 --> 00:58:14,987
ABOUT IT.
1155
00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,073
BUT AIN'T YOU SCARED?
1156
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:24,565
OH, EDDIE...
1157
00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:27,739
EVERYBODY DIES.
1158
00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:30,678
AND IF THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT,
1159
00:58:30,775 --> 00:58:34,705
PEOPLE JUST
WOULDN'T DO IT.
1160
00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:42,624
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY,
EDDIE. YOU GOT
A LONG TIME LEFT.
1161
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,020
BUT WHEN
THAT TIME COMES,
1162
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:49,233
IT'LL BE RIGHT FOR YOU.
1163
00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:55,571
AND YOU'LL BE GLAD!
1164
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,770
GLAD.
1165
00:58:59,804 --> 00:59:02,274
HEH HEH HEH.
1166
00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:10,010
NOW, GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE.
1167
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:14,149
HMM.
1168
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:21,888
CAN I STAY AND TALK
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER?
1169
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,762
WE HAD A NICE TALK
ALREADY!
1170
00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:27,832
I CAN'T SIT HERE
GABBING ALL NIGHT.
1171
00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:30,642
BE OFF WITH YOU!
1172
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,310
HMM.
1173
00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:46,683
HMM.
1174
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,594
HMM.
1175
00:59:53,991 --> 00:59:59,861
HOMER! TAKE GOOD CARE
OF HER!
1176
01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:11,079
HMM.
1177
01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:15,383
[SEA GULLS CRYING]
1178
01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:26,618
SHE LIVED A GOOD LIFE,
EDDIE, AND YOU DONE
ALL YOU COULD FOR HER.
1179
01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:29,825
YEAH.
1180
01:00:29,927 --> 01:00:34,797
YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE
I WAS 8 YEARS OLD,
1181
01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:38,069
I'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE.
1182
01:00:38,168 --> 01:00:41,608
THAT'S WHAT I DID
FOR MY MOM.
1183
01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:43,806
YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T
MEAN IT.
1184
01:00:43,908 --> 01:00:47,278
YOU KNOW, BAD STUFF JUST KIND OF
FOLLOWS YOU AROUND. THAT'S ALL.
1185
01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:50,747
I MEAN,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
1186
01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:55,688
HOMER, YOU KNOW
I'M AN ESCAPED
MENTAL PATIENT.
1187
01:00:58,155 --> 01:00:59,355
OH.
1188
01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:05,056
YOU KNOW, I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING WACKY ABOUT YOU.
1189
01:01:21,979 --> 01:01:25,919
[COMIN' DOWN WITH LOVE
PLAYING]
1190
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,946
* DON'T BOTHER
WITH THE DOCTOR *
1191
01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:32,322
* 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NOTHING
HE CAN DO *
1192
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:34,192
* IF YOUR HEART
FEELS FUNNY *
1193
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:38,701
* IT'S 'CAUSE CUPID
SHOT HIS ARROW AT YOU *
1194
01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:42,266
* YOU LAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT,
DREAM ABOUT THE GIRL *
1195
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:45,436
* FRIENDS WILL SAY
YOU'RE IN ANOTHER WORLD *
1196
01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:48,205
* THE DOCTOR CAN'T GIVE YOU
NO MAGIC DRUG *
1197
01:01:48,305 --> 01:01:51,775
* 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMIN' DOWN
WITH LOVE *
1198
01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:54,676
* THE DOCTOR CAN'T GIVE YOU
NO MAGIC DRUG *
1199
01:01:54,779 --> 01:01:59,179
* 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMIN' DOWN
WITH LOVE *
1200
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:01,953
[SONG ENDS]
1201
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:05,992
[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
1202
01:02:07,925 --> 01:02:11,725
* WELL, TELL, WELL, YEAH,
WELL, TELL ME
THAT YOU LOVE ME BACK *
1203
01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:14,729
* I, YEAH, MY, OH, MY,
HOW I LOVE YOU *
1204
01:02:14,832 --> 01:02:18,472
* JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
THAT IT COULD NEVER BE *
1205
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:21,068
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR ME
1206
01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:24,211
* WHOA, OH, NO,
OH, NOBODY CAN DO IT, NO *
1207
01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:27,408
* BUT YOU, WHOO-HOO,
DO LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT *
1208
01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:31,281
* JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
THAT IT COULD NEVER BE *
1209
01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:34,181
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR ME
1210
01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:37,454
* JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
I WAS LOST *
1211
01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:39,764
* SUDDENLY YOU WERE THERE
1212
01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:43,427
* WELL, IF YOU WANTED ME TO,
I'D WALK TO KALAMAZOO *
1213
01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:47,257
* JUST TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I CARE *
1214
01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:48,974
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR
1215
01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:50,936
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR
1216
01:02:51,035 --> 01:02:54,295
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR ME
1217
01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:09,285
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1218
01:03:28,372 --> 01:03:30,272
EDDIE?
1219
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:39,024
[ENGINE REVVING]
1220
01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:41,816
BYE, NOW!
1221
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:44,790
SHE WAS CUTE.
1222
01:03:44,889 --> 01:03:46,559
OH, YEAH. SHE THOUGHT
YOU WERE CUTE, TOO.
1223
01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:48,986
LOOK, I GOTTA GO INSIDE
AND GET SOME CANDY.
1224
01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:51,533
DO ME A FAVOR.
TAKE THE HOSE.
1225
01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:53,358
HEY. TAKE THE HOSE.
1226
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:55,373
YEAH. OH, YEAH. SURE.
1227
01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:58,235
YOU GOT IT?
YEAH.
1228
01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:05,836
[CLICKING]
1229
01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:10,080
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1230
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,927
THAT'S IT.
1231
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:33,304
[GUNSHOT]
1232
01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:49,653
[ENGINE REVVING
AND TIRES SCREECHING]
1233
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:02,570
[PANTING]
1234
01:05:37,201 --> 01:05:38,441
NO.
1235
01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:40,465
STOP THE CAR, EDDIE,
RIGHT NOW.
1236
01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:43,040
WHAT? NO. NO.
STOP THE CAR.
1237
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:44,040
YES.
1238
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,381
I-I'M NOT STAYING
WITH YOU.
1239
01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:47,635
I'M NOT STAYING. I MEAN IT.
LET ME GO.
CALM DOWN.
1240
01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:49,454
CALM DOWN.
LET ME GO NOW, EDDIE!
1241
01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:51,976
I WANT TO GO OUT NOW.
STOP THE CAR!
1242
01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:53,452
[TIRES SCREECH]
1243
01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:56,020
GOD DAMN IT, HOMER.
SHIT!
1244
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,160
WHAT IS
YOUR PROBLEM? HUH?
1245
01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:02,157
Eddie: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU JUST CUT IT OUT.
1246
01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:05,199
YOU--YOU KILLED
THAT MAN BACK THERE.
YOU KILLED HIM.
1247
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,655
HOMER, IT WAS THE TUMOR.
NO.
1248
01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,403
IT WAS NOT THE TUMOR.
I SEEN IT.
1249
01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:10,198
AND YOU'RE GONNA GO
TO HELL FOR THAT.
1250
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,400
DON'T SAY THAT TO ME.
DON'T SAY THAT.
1251
01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:14,172
FINE, GO. I DON'T CARE.
JUST REMEMBER,
1252
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:15,641
YOU PROMISED MY MOTHER
YOU WERE GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME.
1253
01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:19,479
YOU PROMISED.
YOU CAN'T BREAK A PROMISE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND.
1254
01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,546
YOU KILL EVERYBODY!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
1255
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:25,376
YOU MESSED IT UP!
WE COULD HAVE BEEN
FRIENDS, EDDIE.
1256
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,352
WE COULD HAVE BEEN
FRIENDS FOREVER.
1257
01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,491
NOT FOREVER, HOMER--
FOR A MONTH.
NO.
1258
01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:35,256
FOR ONE MONTH.
I'M DYING, HOMER.
1259
01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,685
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.
NO, I'M NOT.
1260
01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:41,474
IT'S WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID
AT THE HOSPITAL--
1261
01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:44,225
ONE MONTH.
1262
01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:50,108
IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.
1263
01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:53,637
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I DO THESE THINGS.
1264
01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,553
I DON'T KNOW.
1265
01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:01,022
IT SCARES ME.
1266
01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:06,293
I'M SORRY.
1267
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:13,629
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
MY BEST FRIEND, DON'T YOU?
1268
01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:21,767
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
MY BEST FRIEND NOW.
1269
01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:38,392
[TOSSES SUITCASE]
1270
01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:41,558
WELL, THEN,
YOU GOT...
1271
01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:45,258
YOU GOTTA DO SOME
THINGS DIFFERENT.
THAT'S ALL.
1272
01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:47,032
YOU'VE GOT TO.
1273
01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:48,231
I KNOW.
YOU GOTTA--
1274
01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:52,242
YOU GOTTA ASK GOD TO
FORGIVE YOU, EDDIE.
1275
01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:55,172
GOD DOESN'T FORGIVE
PEOPLE LIKE ME HOMER.
1276
01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:57,172
YES, HE DOES, EDDIE.
HE DOESN'T.
1277
01:07:57,274 --> 01:08:00,114
IF YOU ASK HIM,
HE WILL.
1278
01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:03,080
AND THAT'S NO B.S.
1279
01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:08,353
THINK SO?
1280
01:08:11,755 --> 01:08:13,555
PROMISE?
1281
01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:20,702
I PROMISE.
1282
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:39,353
"BLESS ME--" WHAT IS THAT WORD?
"BLESS ME, FATHER" FOR WHAT?
1283
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:40,619
I HAVE SINNED.
"I HAVE SINNED.
1284
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:43,547
IT'S BEEN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG
SINCE MY LAST CONFESSION."
1285
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,763
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA
YOU EVER HAD.
1286
01:08:45,855 --> 01:08:47,355
IT IS NOT
A STUPID IDEA.
1287
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:51,357
YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
JUST READ FROM THE LIST
THAT WE WROTE.
1288
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,301
OK. I READ FROM THE LIST,
AND THEN WHAT?
1289
01:08:53,397 --> 01:08:54,797
THEN THE PRIEST
FORGIVES YOU
FOR YOUR SINS
1290
01:08:54,898 --> 01:08:57,498
AND TELLS YOU HOW MANY
PRAYERS YOU HAVE TO SAY
FOR YOUR PENANCE.
1291
01:08:57,601 --> 01:09:00,101
BUT YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE
YOU GOT 'EM ALL
WRITTEN DOWN.
1292
01:09:00,204 --> 01:09:03,544
BECAUSE IF YOU SCREW UP
AT ALL, IT'LL ALL BE
NULL AND VOID.
1293
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,510
AND THAT'S IT?
1294
01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:06,038
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S ALL.
1295
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:09,612
THAT'S ALL?
I JUST GOTTA READ THIS STUFF,
AND HE'S GONNA MAKE IT OK?
1296
01:09:09,713 --> 01:09:11,153
YEAH.
WELL.
1297
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,848
[WHISPERING]
OK, it's your turn.
HUH?
1298
01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:16,720
It's your turn.
Go on.
1299
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,760
WHAT'S THAT WORD?
1300
01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:21,555
SINNED.
OK.
1301
01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:31,441
That's it,
right there.
Go in there.
1302
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:46,552
BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR
I HAVE SINNED. UM...
1303
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,886
I CURSED.
I CURSED PEOPLE OUT.
1304
01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:53,416
I'VE LIED.
I'VE BEAT PEOPLE UP.
1305
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:56,533
AND, MAN, YOU KNOW,
I HIT MY BEST FRIEND.
1306
01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:57,556
I HIT HOMER.
1307
01:09:57,661 --> 01:10:01,331
WHY DID YOU BEAT UP
YOUR BEST FRIEND HOMER?
1308
01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:04,201
'CAUSE I GET MAD.
1309
01:10:06,603 --> 01:10:08,773
E-EXCUSE ME.
1310
01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,542
AH-CHOO!
1311
01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:14,311
OHH. DAMN COLD.
1312
01:10:14,411 --> 01:10:16,851
[SNIFFS]
GOD BLESS YOU, FATHER.
1313
01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,776
[DOOR SLAMS]
1314
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,082
[SIGHS]
1315
01:10:20,183 --> 01:10:22,353
YOU KNOW, YOU OUGHT TO
TRY SOME GOLDENSEAL
OR SOMETHING.
1316
01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:24,652
THAT WILL REALLY,
YOU KNOW, HELP
GET RID OF THAT.
1317
01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:27,724
YEAH?
YEAH, A COUPLE OF
LOZENGES FOR YOUR THROAT.
1318
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,964
YOU SOUND
A LITTLE HOARSE.
1319
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:30,959
THANK YOU.
1320
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,500
YEAH. YOU'RE WELCOME.
1321
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,767
[SIGHS]
1322
01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:38,595
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SINS?
1323
01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:41,872
YEAH. UM,
I KILLED 3 PEOPLE.
1324
01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:43,441
YOU'VE KILLED 3 PEOPLE.
1325
01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:45,540
YEAH. I KILLED ONE GUY
THIS WEEKEND.
1326
01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:48,412
A LONG TIME AGO, I KILLED
SOME OTHER PEOPLE.
1327
01:10:48,512 --> 01:10:52,782
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M REAL SORRY
ABOUT IT, REALLY.
1328
01:10:52,882 --> 01:10:54,452
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW...
1329
01:10:54,551 --> 01:10:58,761
I DIDN'T WANT TO GROW UP
TO KILL ANYBODY.
1330
01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:00,255
YOU KNOW?
1331
01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:03,457
COULD YOU JUST,
LIKE, MAKE IT OK
WITH GOD
1332
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,960
SO I COULD, LIKE,
GET ON MY WAY?
1333
01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:09,972
MURDER IS
A VERY SERIOUS CRIME.
1334
01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:15,766
I--I CAN'T JUST
GRANT ABSOLUTION.
1335
01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:21,745
ARE YOU GONNA
TURN ME IN?
1336
01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:23,005
NO.
1337
01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,882
NO, I CAN'T. I WOULDN'T.
1338
01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:30,422
BUT I AM ASKING YOU
TO TURN YOURSELF IN.
1339
01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:36,626
YOU MUST BE
OUT OF YOUR MIND...
1340
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:44,628
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING
BACK TO THE LOONEY BIN.
1341
01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:02,015
* BEEN A LONG TIME GONE
1342
01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:04,818
* MOVING ON
1343
01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:10,431
* CAN'T REMEMBER
WHERE I'VE BEEN *
1344
01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:13,557
* DOWN THE LINE
1345
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:16,303
* ONE MORE TIME
1346
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:21,000
* YEAH, LIVING
ON THE FRINGE *
1347
01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:25,305
* BEEN A LITTLE BIT ROWDY
1348
01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:28,409
* A LITTLE BIT LOST
1349
01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:33,422
* NEVER HAD WHAT YOU CALL HOME
1350
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,494
* GOING A LITTLE CRAZY
1351
01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:39,716
* TRYING TO GET OFF
1352
01:12:39,823 --> 01:12:45,463
* BEEN TROUBLE
SINCE I WAS BORN *
1353
01:12:45,562 --> 01:12:48,102
* BABY
1354
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:51,997
* I BET YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME
1355
01:12:52,101 --> 01:12:55,641
* YOU FEEL YOU DON'T BELONG
1356
01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:59,740
* LET'S SEE
1357
01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:03,913
* WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME...
1358
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:18,903
Eddie: SO, UH,
YOUR PARENTS ARE OK WITH
ME STAYING OVER, HUH?
1359
01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:19,955
Homer: OH, YEAH, SURE.
1360
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:22,133
ANY FRIEND OF MINE
IS A FRIEND OF THEIRS,
1361
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,531
THAT'S FOR SURE.
1362
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,773
MY FOLKS ARE GOOD PEOPLE.
1363
01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:28,609
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1364
01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:33,543
HOMER, DID YOU SEE JESUS
GO AROUND THE CORNER
WITH A CROSS?
1365
01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:34,583
WHERE?
1366
01:13:34,678 --> 01:13:36,408
RIGHT BACK THERE.
I JUST SAW HIM.
1367
01:13:36,513 --> 01:13:38,753
JESUS AIN'T AROUND HERE.
1368
01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,978
DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU
I GODDAMN SAW--
1369
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,424
BACK THE GODDAMN CAR UP.
1370
01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:43,589
HE JUST WENT AROUND
THE CORNER.
1371
01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:44,617
YOU CAN'T SEE JESUS.
1372
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:47,521
HE'S BEEN INVISIBLE
EVER SINCE HE WAS DEAD.
1373
01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:48,634
JUST BACK THE CAR UP
1374
01:13:48,725 --> 01:13:50,585
AND DON'T ASK ME
ANYMORE QUESTIONS.
1375
01:13:50,694 --> 01:13:53,604
I'M BACKING UP,
I'M BACKING UP.
1376
01:13:53,697 --> 01:13:56,767
NOW, TURN.
MAKE THIS TURN HERE.
1377
01:14:00,203 --> 01:14:02,543
[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]
1378
01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,706
HE'S GOT TO BE AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE.
1379
01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:08,548
I MEAN, I JUST SAW HIM
GO AROUND THE CORNER.
1380
01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:10,575
I THINK YOU'VE BEEN
SEEING THINGS AGAIN.
1381
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,920
I SWEAR I JUST SAW HIM
GO AROUND THE CORNER.
1382
01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,816
HAD ON A CROWN
OF THORNS.
1383
01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:15,988
HAD THE CROSS AND--
1384
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:19,185
THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
IN ALL THE PICTURES.
1385
01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:20,763
STRANGEST THING.
1386
01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:25,697
* JESUS SCARED THE HELL
RIGHT OUT OF ME *
1387
01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:46,022
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1388
01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:54,657
IT'S OUR HOUSE,
ALL RIGHT.
1389
01:14:54,758 --> 01:15:00,558
I--I JUST DON'T
REMEMBER IT BEING
SO BIG.
1390
01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:01,997
YEAH, THAT'S NEW THERE.
1391
01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:05,228
I THINK THEY BUILT THAT.
1392
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:08,165
YEAH, THEY ADDED ON.
1393
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:14,040
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1394
01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:21,988
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
1395
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:31,130
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
ANYBODY'S THERE.
1396
01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:32,931
I THINK THAT'S MY ROOM.
1397
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:33,959
OH, YEAH?
1398
01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:35,203
YEAH.
1399
01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:37,628
IT'S GOT RUNNING WATER
AND EVERYTHING?
1400
01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:38,644
OH, YEAH.
1401
01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:39,695
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
1402
01:15:39,803 --> 01:15:42,043
YOU KNOW, I COULD
PROBABLY LIVE HERE, MAN.
1403
01:15:42,138 --> 01:15:46,178
HEY, HOMER. YOU KNOW,
IF I HAD KNOWN YOU
WAS THIS RICH,
1404
01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:47,575
I'D HAVE PROBABLY
KIDNAPPED YOU
1405
01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:50,577
AND THEN TRADED
YOUR ASS BACK FOR
THIS HOUSE, MAN.
1406
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,150
THIS IS REALLY COOL.
1407
01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:53,178
[GRUNTS]
1408
01:15:53,282 --> 01:15:54,182
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1409
01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:56,653
TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
1410
01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:58,693
I COULD JUST SHOOT
THE LOCK OFF.
1411
01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:00,988
"I CAN SHOOT THIS.
I CAN SHOOT THAT."
1412
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,960
THAT'S YOUR ANSWER
TO EVERYTHING,
AIN'T IT, EDDIE?
1413
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,190
NO.
1414
01:16:07,831 --> 01:16:10,031
HEY, YOU BROKE
MY PARENTS' DOOR.
1415
01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,269
MOM!
1416
01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:15,811
Eddie: MA!
1417
01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:20,682
HEY, EDDIE,
COME UP TO MY ROOM.
1418
01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:24,607
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
MY MICKEY MANTLE POSTER.
1419
01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:31,253
COME ON, EDDIE.
1420
01:16:31,955 --> 01:16:33,885
EDDIE, COME ON.
1421
01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:36,030
COME ON, EDDIE.
1422
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:40,060
HEY, NOW,
THESE THREADS ARE ME.
1423
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,036
FLOWERS?
1424
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,812
WHERE'S MICKEY MANTLE?
1425
01:16:55,912 --> 01:16:58,612
[PLAYING PIANO]
1426
01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:06,818
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1427
01:17:08,692 --> 01:17:10,292
I'M HOMER'S FRIEND
EDDIE.
1428
01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:12,133
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
[CLATTER]
1429
01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:13,998
WHY? WHAT? NO--NO,
I'M HOMER'S FRIEND
EDDIE.
1430
01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:16,097
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE. HEY.
1431
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:18,869
WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
1432
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:19,898
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1433
01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:21,143
I TOLD YOU THAT
I'M HOMER'S FRIEND
EDDIE.
1434
01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:22,637
WE HAVE AN INTRUDER.
LANZA RESIDENCE.
1435
01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:23,639
MA?
NO, NO, NO.
1436
01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:24,640
WILL YOU SEND
A POLICEMAN AROUND?
1437
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:25,641
IT'S SOME OTHER
WITCH.
1438
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:26,642
SHE SAYS SHE'S GONNA
CALL THE COPS.
1439
01:17:26,743 --> 01:17:28,043
AND IF YOU DON'T
STOP HER, I WILL.
1440
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:30,214
IF I WERE YOU,
I'D RUN.
1441
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,253
WHO ARE YOU?
1442
01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:32,947
I'VE GOT A BETTER QUESTION.
1443
01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:34,679
WHO ARE YOU?
1444
01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,824
WELL, I'M HOMER LANZA.
1445
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,890
AND I'M LOOKING FOR
MY MOM AND DAD.
1446
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,958
THE LANZAS
DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
1447
01:17:42,058 --> 01:17:43,328
SURE THEY DO. ME.
1448
01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:45,756
YOU ASK BESS THE MAID, OK.
1449
01:17:45,862 --> 01:17:47,302
SHE REMEMBERS WHO I AM.
1450
01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:48,626
BESS RETIRED.
1451
01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:50,632
I'M THE MAID NOW.
1452
01:17:50,734 --> 01:17:52,044
GREAT.
1453
01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:53,135
WELL, SO THEN
1454
01:17:53,236 --> 01:17:57,806
MY MOM AND DAD HAVEN'T
TOLD YOU ABOUT ME YET, THEN.
1455
01:18:01,277 --> 01:18:04,007
HERE.
1456
01:18:04,113 --> 01:18:05,313
SEE?
1457
01:18:05,414 --> 01:18:06,354
LOOK.
1458
01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:08,349
THAT'S ME.
1459
01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:11,291
THAT'S MY DAD,
THAT'S MY MOM.
1460
01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:15,057
IT'S JUST LIKE THE PHOTO
ON THE PIANO THERE,
1461
01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:16,658
BUT I'M NOT IN THAT ONE.
1462
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,130
I'M IN THIS ONE.
1463
01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:21,897
NOW, CAN YOU TELL ME
WHERE THEY ARE, PLEASE?
1464
01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:26,842
THEY NEVER TOLD ME
THEY HAD A CHILD.
1465
01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:34,807
MR. LANZA, YOUR FATHER
1466
01:18:34,911 --> 01:18:38,821
DIED 2 DAYS AGO.
1467
01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:43,322
YOUR MOTHER'S
AT THE WAKE NOW.
1468
01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:51,859
OH, WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
1469
01:18:51,961 --> 01:18:56,231
UH, THE FUNERAL HOME
IN THE CENTER OF TOWN.
1470
01:18:56,332 --> 01:18:57,432
THANK YOU.
1471
01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:15,247
HOMER.
1472
01:19:18,221 --> 01:19:21,161
HOMER, COME ON.
1473
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:23,327
[SNIFFLES]
1474
01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:26,826
COME ON. COME ON,
YOU'VE GOT TO SNAP
OUT OF THIS.
1475
01:19:26,930 --> 01:19:30,130
MR. LANZA,
1476
01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:32,403
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
1477
01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,441
MR. LANZA,
COME ON. COME ON.
1478
01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:35,497
COME ON.
1479
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:39,084
NOW, THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
1480
01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:42,445
COME ON. VERY GOOD.
1481
01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,822
I WILL TELL THE POLICE
1482
01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:52,418
IT WAS A FALSE ALARM.
1483
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:55,459
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1484
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,186
EDDIE.
1485
01:19:58,294 --> 01:19:59,234
READY?
1486
01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:02,128
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1487
01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:10,471
[HORNS HONKING]
1488
01:20:17,413 --> 01:20:18,883
[CLANG]
1489
01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:22,192
GET THAT. GODDAMN,
THERE'S HORSE SHIT
ALL OVER THE GROUND.
1490
01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:24,315
WHAT'S THIS TOWN
THINK IT IS, DODGE CITY?
1491
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:25,860
WELL, THERE'S A PARADE
HERE, THAT'S WHY.
1492
01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:27,455
THEY HAVE PARADES HERE
EVERY MONTH.
1493
01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:29,856
'CAUSE THEY'RE
HAPPY PEOPLE HERE.
1494
01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:32,459
USUALLY THESE GUYS
ARE WEARING HOODS.
1495
01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,101
YOU CAN LOOK IT--
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP
1496
01:20:34,197 --> 01:20:35,197
IN THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF RECORDS, TOO.
1497
01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,898
THEY HAVE ONE
EVERY MONTH HERE
IN OREGON CITY.
1498
01:20:38,001 --> 01:20:39,541
COME ON.
[HONKS HORN]
1499
01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:42,435
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1500
01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:49,181
SMART GUY.
1501
01:20:58,054 --> 01:20:59,894
THERE'S JESUS!
1502
01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:04,325
DID YOU SEE JESUS?
JESUS CHRIST?
1503
01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:05,357
HE'S RIGHT THERE.
1504
01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:06,501
OOH, WHAT?
1505
01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:07,995
TELL ME YOU DON'T
SEE HIM.
1506
01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:10,267
BIG AS DAY,
CAN'T MISS HIM.
1507
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,036
HE'S GOT A CROWN
OF THORNS ON.
1508
01:21:12,135 --> 01:21:14,235
[GRUNTS]
1509
01:21:16,072 --> 01:21:17,272
[GRUNTING]
1510
01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:20,383
IF THAT'S NOT JESUS,
I'M NOT BLACK.
1511
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,506
OH, GOD.
1512
01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:24,210
I THINK I GOT A LITTLE FAT.
1513
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,623
I JUST SAW HIM.
JUST SAW HIM.
1514
01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:29,215
EDDIE. EDDIE,
WHERE YOU GOING?
1515
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:32,860
EDDIE, COME ON.
1516
01:21:32,956 --> 01:21:36,026
I WANT TO GO SEE
MY DAD NOW.
1517
01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:43,374
DON'T BUG ME, HOMER.
1518
01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:45,067
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
1519
01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:47,268
HE'S DRESSED IN A SHROUD.
IT'S HIM.
1520
01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:48,870
IT'S THE BIG J.C.
1521
01:21:48,972 --> 01:21:50,142
NOW DON'T PISS ME OFF,
HOMER.
1522
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:51,309
YOU WANT TO SEE
YOUR FATHER?
1523
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:54,877
BELIEVE ME,
I JUST SEEN JESUS.
1524
01:21:54,978 --> 01:21:57,578
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1525
01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:11,325
HUH? THIS GONNA LOOK OK?
1526
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:12,357
LOOKS NICE, EDDIE.
1527
01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:13,631
WHERE DID YOU
GET IT?
1528
01:22:13,729 --> 01:22:15,599
OH, UH, I GOT IT
FROM YOUR HOUSE.
1529
01:22:15,698 --> 01:22:17,168
THAT'S MY DAD'S.
1530
01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:18,166
I KNOW,
BUT HE'S DEAD.
1531
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,297
HE'S NOT GONNA
MISS IT.
1532
01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:22,512
GET THIS STUFF
OFF YOUR BACK.
1533
01:22:25,674 --> 01:22:28,044
HOW ABOUT ME, EDDIE,
DO I LOOK OK?
1534
01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,584
YEAH.
YEAH, YOU LOOK FINE.
1535
01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:31,148
YEAH?
YEAH.
1536
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:34,177
LET ME ADJUST
YOUR...
1537
01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:52,172
I HATE DEAD PEOPLE.
1538
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,938
GO AHEAD.
1539
01:22:55,038 --> 01:22:56,668
GO AHEAD.
1540
01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:05,250
CAN I HELP YOU?
1541
01:23:05,348 --> 01:23:09,088
YES, I'M HERE
TO SEE MY DAD.
1542
01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:11,045
WHO'S THAT?
1543
01:23:11,154 --> 01:23:14,764
THE DEAD GUY UP FRONT.
1544
01:23:21,464 --> 01:23:24,734
A STRANGE MAN CAME IN
ACTING WEIRD.
1545
01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:27,343
HE WENT UP THERE.
1546
01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:30,136
[INDISTINCT]
1547
01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:34,038
HEY, PA.
1548
01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:35,613
I'M REAL SORRY THAT
1549
01:23:35,711 --> 01:23:38,011
I DIDN'T GET HERE
IN TIME TO SEE YOU
1550
01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:39,124
WHILE YOU WAS ALIVE,
1551
01:23:39,215 --> 01:23:43,615
BUT YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T
WANT ME HERE ANYWAY.
1552
01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,119
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
DON'T BLAME YOU
1553
01:23:46,222 --> 01:23:48,422
FOR BEING ASHAMED OF
YOUR MENTAL RETARD SON.
1554
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:54,434
I MEAN, IF I WAS YOU,
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT
TO KNOW ME EITHER.
1555
01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:56,773
OH, AND I'M REAL SORRY
1556
01:23:56,865 --> 01:24:00,095
ABOUT NOT
PAYING ATTENTION
1557
01:24:00,203 --> 01:24:03,443
WHEN THAT BALL HIT ME.
1558
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:05,009
YOU KNOW.
1559
01:24:05,108 --> 01:24:10,048
I WAS JUST LOOKING
TO SEE IF YOU WAS
AT THE GAME.
1560
01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:15,524
I GUESS
YOU WAS BUSY.
1561
01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:21,290
I UNDERSTAND, DAD.
1562
01:24:23,426 --> 01:24:26,396
AW, DAD...
1563
01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:34,365
YOU'VE COME
A LONG WAY, HOMER.
1564
01:24:34,470 --> 01:24:36,110
HOW ARE YOU?
1565
01:24:36,339 --> 01:24:39,739
I'M GOOD, MA.
HOW ARE YOU?
1566
01:24:42,645 --> 01:24:45,745
I TRIED TO PHONE YOU
WHEN HE DIED.
1567
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:49,148
I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU
PLANE TICKETS.
1568
01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:52,562
MOM, YOU KNOW,
I REALLY BELIEVED--
1569
01:24:52,655 --> 01:24:57,055
I MEAN, I REALLY BELIEVED
THAT YOU WASN'T RICH
1570
01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:00,160
AND THAT YOU WANTED
THE BEST FOR ME.
1571
01:25:00,263 --> 01:25:01,503
OH, WE DO, HOMER.
1572
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:07,367
I KNOW, UNTIL--
UNTIL YOU SAW THAT I
WASN'T GETTING NO BETTER.
1573
01:25:07,470 --> 01:25:10,210
AND THAT YOU NEVER
COULD BE PROUD OF ME.
1574
01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,836
AND THEN YOU SAID
"TO HELL WITH HIM,
1575
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,811
"HE AIN'T OUR SON.
1576
01:25:14,910 --> 01:25:15,840
"HE AIN'T OUR SON.
1577
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:17,854
"WHY DON'T WE JUST
LEAVE HIM DOWN THERE
1578
01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:18,846
AND FORGET ABOUT HIM?"
1579
01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:21,377
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.
1580
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:25,650
HOMER, WE LOVE YOU.
1581
01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:30,134
OH, MOM.
1582
01:25:33,329 --> 01:25:38,469
HOMER, I'D LIKE YOU COME
AND STAY AT THE HOUSE TONIGHT.
1583
01:25:38,567 --> 01:25:39,467
HMM?
1584
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,298
WE CAN TALK ALL DAY
TOMORROW.
1585
01:25:41,404 --> 01:25:43,314
I'D REALLY LIKE THAT.
1586
01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:45,436
I DON'T KNOW, MA.
1587
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:49,551
I DON'T THINK I'D
LIKE THAT SO MUCH.
1588
01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:53,617
DON'T...
1589
01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:56,446
DON'T HATE ME.
1590
01:25:56,552 --> 01:26:00,562
NO, I UNDERSTAND.
1591
01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:08,758
IT'S SO NICE,
THE THREE OF US
TOGETHER.
1592
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:12,204
YEAH.
1593
01:26:12,301 --> 01:26:14,741
IT IS.
1594
01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,836
SEE YA, DAD.
1595
01:26:25,914 --> 01:26:28,724
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
1596
01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:49,642
WHAT'D YOUR MOTHER SAY?
1597
01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:53,739
SHE SAY WE COULD STAY?
1598
01:26:53,842 --> 01:26:56,652
NO.
1599
01:26:58,447 --> 01:27:00,477
NO.
1600
01:27:03,419 --> 01:27:06,389
NO?
1601
01:27:06,489 --> 01:27:07,719
REALLY?
1602
01:27:07,823 --> 01:27:09,363
NO.
1603
01:27:10,426 --> 01:27:12,926
SHE DON'T WANT ME.
1604
01:27:13,028 --> 01:27:16,698
THEY DIDN'T WANT ME
AT ALL.
1605
01:27:16,799 --> 01:27:20,469
EVERYTHING THEY SAY
IS...
1606
01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:23,369
IT'S JUST A BULL STORY.
1607
01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:27,412
IT'S JUST A BULL STORY.
1608
01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:35,221
HEY, MISTER,
DON'T CRY.
1609
01:27:35,318 --> 01:27:37,548
IT'S A PARADE.
1610
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:39,517
HEY, COME ON.
1611
01:27:39,622 --> 01:27:42,392
DON'T TALK
TO STRANGERS.
1612
01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:47,698
HEY!
1613
01:27:47,796 --> 01:27:48,696
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
1614
01:27:48,797 --> 01:27:49,927
FOR WHAT?
1615
01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:53,502
I'M--I'M--I'M--I'M
JUST--JUST KIDDING.
1616
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,642
YOU'RE--YOU'RE
HOMER LANZA, RIGHT?
1617
01:27:56,739 --> 01:27:57,709
YES.
1618
01:27:57,806 --> 01:27:58,906
WHO ARE YOU?
1619
01:27:59,007 --> 01:28:00,577
TOMMY DEARLY.
1620
01:28:00,676 --> 01:28:02,806
I WAS P-PITCHING
THAT DAY YOU GOT HIT
1621
01:28:02,911 --> 01:28:05,951
IN THE S-SIDE OF
THE HEAD WITH
THE B-BASEBALL.
1622
01:28:06,048 --> 01:28:08,878
OH, SURE,
I REMEMBER YOU NOW.
1623
01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:11,394
YOU KNOW, I'M
S-SORRY I HUNG
1624
01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,487
THAT CURVEBALL, MAN.
1625
01:28:13,589 --> 01:28:15,019
OHH.
1626
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:16,793
THAT'S...
1627
01:28:16,892 --> 01:28:17,932
THAT'S OK.
1628
01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:20,596
SO, UH, WHAT HAVE
YOU BEEN DOING
WITH YOURSELF
1629
01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:21,626
ALL THESE YEARS?
1630
01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,930
OH, I'VE BEEN
WASHING DISHES.
1631
01:28:24,032 --> 01:28:25,002
GOOD. GOOD.
1632
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,840
THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND
EDDIE.
1633
01:28:26,935 --> 01:28:29,465
EDDIE, THIS IS ANOTHER
FRIEND OF MINE, TOMMY.
1634
01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:30,512
HOW--HOW--HOW ARE--
1635
01:28:30,606 --> 01:28:32,806
THIS IS MY BUDDY
B-B-BOBBY BANKS.
1636
01:28:32,908 --> 01:28:36,348
HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE
ON--ON--ON THE FORCE.
1637
01:28:44,387 --> 01:28:45,887
THERE'S A PARTY
GOING ON.
1638
01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,488
YEAH. HOMER, COME HERE.
1639
01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:49,860
THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON.
COME ON.
1640
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:50,888
YEAH.
1641
01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:53,563
COME ON, LET'S GO
GET A BODYBUILDER, HUH?
1642
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:54,562
HEY, UH, HOMER,
1643
01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:57,703
I'LL--I'LL S-SEE YA
T-TONIGHT!
1644
01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:00,940
[POLKA MUSIC PLAYING]
1645
01:29:01,036 --> 01:29:03,866
[WOMEN SINGING IN GERMAN]
1646
01:29:17,820 --> 01:29:19,820
JESSE!
1647
01:29:19,922 --> 01:29:20,862
JESSE!
1648
01:29:20,956 --> 01:29:21,856
HOMER!
1649
01:29:21,957 --> 01:29:23,927
JESSE!
1650
01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:24,986
HI.
1651
01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:26,863
HOMER, LONG TIME
NO SEE.
1652
01:29:26,962 --> 01:29:29,602
I HATE MATH.
I HATE MATH.
1653
01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:30,798
I HATED MATH.
1654
01:29:32,435 --> 01:29:33,365
WHO'S THIS?
1655
01:29:33,469 --> 01:29:35,069
MY LITTLE SISTER,
REMEMBER?
1656
01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:37,740
WOW, YOU'VE REALLY
GROWN UP.
1657
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:39,610
BETSY, RIGHT?
BETSY.
1658
01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:42,508
[WOMEN SINGING IN GERMAN]
1659
01:29:48,984 --> 01:29:51,924
HEY, EDDIE,
LOOK AT MY FRIEND.
1660
01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:54,590
SEE? OH, COME HERE, HONEY.
1661
01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:55,620
SEE?
[APPLAUSE]
1662
01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,894
DON'T HE LOOK LIKE ME?
YES.
1663
01:29:57,993 --> 01:29:58,933
HUH?
1664
01:29:59,027 --> 01:29:59,927
HI.
1665
01:30:00,028 --> 01:30:01,928
CAN I HOLD HIM?
1666
01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:03,800
OH, PLEASE.
1667
01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:04,799
WHOOP.
[LAUGHS]
1668
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:05,830
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
1669
01:30:05,934 --> 01:30:06,844
OH, EDDIE, GUESS WHAT.
1670
01:30:06,935 --> 01:30:07,835
WHAT?
1671
01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:09,096
YOU KNOW JESSE,
MY FRIEND JESSE?
1672
01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:10,644
HIS FAMILY OWNS
A RESTAURANT,
1673
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:13,409
AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA
GET ME A JOB THERE.
1674
01:30:13,509 --> 01:30:14,439
AND GET THIS.
1675
01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:17,053
I'M GONNA MAKE
25 CENTS AN HOUR MORE
1676
01:30:17,145 --> 01:30:18,905
THAN I DID BEFORE.
1677
01:30:19,014 --> 01:30:20,154
NOT BAD, HUH?
1678
01:30:21,850 --> 01:30:23,020
THAT'S GREAT.
1679
01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:24,018
THANK YOU.
1680
01:30:24,119 --> 01:30:25,049
THAT'S GREAT.
1681
01:30:25,153 --> 01:30:28,063
HEY, AND I THOUGHT
MAYBE WE'D GO TO CANADA,
1682
01:30:28,156 --> 01:30:29,556
YOU KNOW,
AND MESS AROUND,
1683
01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:31,788
YOU KNOW, GET IN SOME
TROUBLE OR SOMETHING.
1684
01:30:31,894 --> 01:30:32,864
I DON'T KNOW, EDDIE.
1685
01:30:32,961 --> 01:30:36,531
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
1686
01:30:36,632 --> 01:30:37,772
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH?
1687
01:30:37,866 --> 01:30:41,436
IF I ASK JESSE,
I BET HE COULD GET
YOU A JOB THERE, TOO.
1688
01:30:41,537 --> 01:30:44,407
COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1689
01:30:44,507 --> 01:30:45,407
SURE, HOMER.
1690
01:30:45,508 --> 01:30:46,438
YEAH?
YEAH.
1691
01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:47,542
GREAT.
1692
01:30:47,643 --> 01:30:50,783
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE
WITH ME, HOMER?
1693
01:30:50,879 --> 01:30:52,919
OK, BETSY,
THAT SOUNDS FUN.
1694
01:30:53,015 --> 01:30:53,945
COME ON.
1695
01:30:54,049 --> 01:30:55,549
I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
1696
01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:57,621
YEAH.
1697
01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:01,421
I DON'T THINK
I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
1698
01:31:01,524 --> 01:31:03,864
SURE, HOMER.
JUST TRY IT.
1699
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,959
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1700
01:31:06,061 --> 01:31:08,461
THAT'S PERFECT.
1701
01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:11,134
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1702
01:31:37,092 --> 01:31:40,032
[POLKA MUSIC PLAYS
IN BACKGROUND]
1703
01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:42,597
BOBBY?
1704
01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:44,668
HEY, EDDIE.
1705
01:31:44,767 --> 01:31:45,767
WANT TO DO ME
A FAVOR?
1706
01:31:45,868 --> 01:31:46,798
SURE.
1707
01:31:46,902 --> 01:31:48,072
GIVE THIS TO HOMER.
1708
01:31:48,170 --> 01:31:50,070
SURE.
1709
01:31:51,907 --> 01:31:53,937
THIS, TOO.
1710
01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:57,112
YOU TRUST ME
WITH ALL THIS?
1711
01:32:16,599 --> 01:32:18,929
DID YOU SEE
WHICH WAY SHE WENT?
1712
01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:20,204
SHE WENT THAT WAY,
HOMER.
1713
01:32:20,302 --> 01:32:23,312
JUST A SECOND AGO.
1714
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:27,540
HEY, HOMER,
WHAT ABOUT THE SUITCASE?
1715
01:32:42,124 --> 01:32:44,634
$1.39.
YOU WANT A BAG?
1716
01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:48,257
NO, I DON'T NEED--
I DON'T NEED A BAG.
1717
01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:55,002
I GOT SOME, UM,
I GOT SOME...MONEY
HERE SOMEWHERE.
1718
01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,003
YOU KNOW WHAT,
1719
01:32:56,104 --> 01:32:58,774
I GAVE ALL MY MONEY
TO HOMER.
1720
01:32:58,874 --> 01:33:02,244
WELL, I GUESS YOU BETTER
GO SEE HOMER.
1721
01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:06,048
UH, SEE, I CAN'T.
1722
01:33:06,148 --> 01:33:07,078
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
1723
01:33:07,182 --> 01:33:08,152
YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY.
1724
01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:10,620
SO YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY,
SO THAT'S THAT.
1725
01:33:10,719 --> 01:33:12,189
I NEED THE ASPIRIN.
1726
01:33:12,287 --> 01:33:14,317
I REALLY NEED
THE ASPIRIN.
1727
01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:15,562
WELL, THAT'S--
THAT'S TOO BAD.
1728
01:33:15,658 --> 01:33:17,688
WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
GO OUT AND EARN SOME MONEY
1729
01:33:17,793 --> 01:33:18,693
AND THEN COME BACK.
1730
01:33:18,794 --> 01:33:19,704
I'VE GOT SOME CHANGE.
1731
01:33:19,795 --> 01:33:21,695
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I GIVE YOU A QUARTER,
1732
01:33:21,797 --> 01:33:22,897
YOU GIVE ME FOUR.
1733
01:33:22,998 --> 01:33:26,738
I GOT CHANGE.
I'LL GIVE YOU
A QUARTER FOR FOUR.
1734
01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:33,680
EDDIE.
1735
01:33:44,186 --> 01:33:45,246
LOOK, I GOT THE CHANGE.
1736
01:33:45,353 --> 01:33:48,263
I GOT--I CARRY CHANGE
ALL THE TIME.
1737
01:33:48,356 --> 01:33:50,886
I CARRY THE CHANGE
ALL THE TIME.
1738
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,998
LOOK, UH, UM.
[CASH REGISTER OPENS]
1739
01:33:55,097 --> 01:33:57,027
[CHUCKLES]
YOU THINK...
1740
01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:58,132
I'M SORRY.
1741
01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:00,843
LOOK. LOOK, JUST TAKE IT,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.
1742
01:34:00,936 --> 01:34:03,266
JUST TAKE
THE GODDAMN MONEY, PLEASE.
1743
01:34:03,371 --> 01:34:04,271
TAKE IT.
1744
01:34:04,372 --> 01:34:05,412
TAKE IT!
TAKE IT!
1745
01:34:05,507 --> 01:34:09,237
AND GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE, WILL YOU, PLEASE?
1746
01:34:09,912 --> 01:34:12,012
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
1747
01:34:16,384 --> 01:34:18,924
NO!
1748
01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:31,331
EDDIE!
1749
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,240
EDDIE, EDDIE, EDDIE.
1750
01:34:39,341 --> 01:34:40,981
EDDIE, YOU CAN'T DIE.
1751
01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:42,106
NO, EDDIE,
YOU CAN'T DIE.
1752
01:34:42,210 --> 01:34:45,080
COME ON, I'M GONNA TAKE
YOU TO THE HOSPITAL.
1753
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,650
YES. YES, DON'T SAY
THAT, EDDIE.
1754
01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:50,090
DON'T SAY THAT.
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.
1755
01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:52,185
BUT YOU ARE.
TRUST ME.
1756
01:34:52,287 --> 01:34:53,687
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
1757
01:34:53,789 --> 01:34:55,159
I CAN SAVE YOU.
I CAN.
1758
01:34:55,257 --> 01:34:57,157
NO, I CAN.
I CAN SAVE YOU.
1759
01:34:57,259 --> 01:34:59,329
I CAN OPERATE ON YOU
MYSELF, YOU KNOW THAT.
1760
01:34:59,427 --> 01:35:01,827
I'VE DONE IT FOR
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
1761
01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:03,100
PUT ME DOWN, HOMER.
1762
01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:06,098
[GRUNTS] EDDIE.
1763
01:35:08,136 --> 01:35:11,936
OH, GOD, DON'T
LET THIS HAPPEN.
1764
01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:12,940
OH.
1765
01:35:13,041 --> 01:35:15,441
OH, PLEASE.
PLEASE STOP.
1766
01:35:15,543 --> 01:35:17,983
STOP, PLEASE.
I NEED SOME HELP.
1767
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:21,480
PLEASE, I NEED
SOME HELP!
1768
01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:31,886
I'M SORRY, EDDIE.
1769
01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:39,466
[DRAGGING]
1770
01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:41,467
[WHISPERING]
Homer.
1771
01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:43,839
Homer, look.
1772
01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:49,948
I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM.
1773
01:35:50,045 --> 01:35:53,375
I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM.
1774
01:36:26,348 --> 01:36:28,948
[DRAGGING]
1775
01:36:31,987 --> 01:36:34,917
Man: SORRY ABOUT THAT FREAK.
1776
01:36:46,935 --> 01:36:51,905
GOD'S GONNA TAKE GOOD
CARE OF YOU, EDDIE.
1777
01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:08,463
* SO TELL, TELL, YEAH, WELL,
TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME *
1778
01:37:08,556 --> 01:37:11,256
* LIKE MY, MY, MY, OH, MY
1779
01:37:11,359 --> 01:37:12,359
* HOW I LOVE YOU
1780
01:37:12,460 --> 01:37:15,330
* JUST WHAT I THOUGHT
THAT IT COULD NEVER BE *
1781
01:37:15,430 --> 01:37:18,200
* YOU CAME ALONG FOR ME
1782
01:37:18,300 --> 01:37:22,570
* NO, NO, NO, NO,
WHOA, OH, NO, NO *
1783
01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:25,340
[BIRDS CAWING]
1784
01:37:55,070 --> 01:37:58,210
[HOME BY RICHIE HAVENS PLAYING]
1785
01:37:58,306 --> 01:38:00,106
* HOME
1786
01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:05,348
* IS WHERE I LONG TO BE
1787
01:38:05,447 --> 01:38:07,517
* HOME
1788
01:38:07,615 --> 01:38:12,445
* WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
1789
01:38:12,554 --> 01:38:15,064
* HOME
1790
01:38:15,157 --> 01:38:20,197
* STAYS IN MY MEMORY
1791
01:38:20,728 --> 01:38:26,228
* OH, I WISH THAT I WAS HOME *
1792
01:38:27,335 --> 01:38:29,135
* HOME
1793
01:38:29,237 --> 01:38:34,337
* IS WHERE MY HEART IS
1794
01:38:34,442 --> 01:38:36,282
* HOME
1795
01:38:36,378 --> 01:38:41,478
* IS WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
1796
01:38:41,583 --> 01:38:43,423
* HOME
1797
01:38:43,518 --> 01:38:49,388
* WHERE SWEET MEMORIES LIVE
1798
01:38:49,491 --> 01:38:55,231
* OH, I WISH THAT I WAS HOME
1799
01:38:56,764 --> 01:39:03,514
* WHY DO WE WANDER
SO FAR AWAY *
1800
01:39:04,006 --> 01:39:10,306
* AND THEN THINK ABOUT IT
EVERY DAY? *
1801
01:39:10,412 --> 01:39:13,922
* I'M GOING BACK THERE SOON
1802
01:39:14,016 --> 01:39:18,416
* SOME SWEET DAY
1803
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:25,360
* I ONLY HOPE EVERYTHING
IS STILL THE SAME *
1804
01:39:28,030 --> 01:39:30,300
* 'CAUSE HOME
1805
01:39:30,398 --> 01:39:35,468
* IS WHERE I LONG TO BE
1806
01:39:35,570 --> 01:39:37,470
* HOME
1807
01:39:37,572 --> 01:39:42,942
* WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY
1808
01:39:43,045 --> 01:39:45,205
* HOME
1809
01:39:45,313 --> 01:39:50,653
* STAYS IN MY MEMORY
1810
01:39:50,752 --> 01:39:56,592
* OH, I WISH THAT I WAS HOME
1811
01:39:58,093 --> 01:40:05,073
* HOW I WISH THAT
I WAS HOME *116077
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