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Did you come to steal my baby
like you stole my husband?
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We can do this.
Let's meet this little guy.
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- Are you in love with your ex?
- Kind of.
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So do I even have a shot here?
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How's it going with the sister?
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I'm out of the friend zone.
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- Already?
- Yeah.
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- You didn't tell him yet?
- Tell me what?
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We're partners now.
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What's homeboy look like?
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That's him.
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Can you guys kill him or not?
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Half up front, the rest
after we dust him.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, no, no, no!
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First thing that you did
was to check on your money.
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He left me, and he took my kids.
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It'll be worse for him
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when they find out he took
the pen cap.
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So you let me know
how you want to play it.
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You took this from my house
while my daughter was missing.
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Are you gonna give it to him?
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No.
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I would never even think about it.
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Did you remove a pen cap
from the evidence locker?
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I did not. I failed.
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Like, inconclusive or...
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Capital "F". Failed.
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Feds, they opened up
an IA deal or whatever.
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- I have literally no idea...
- Internal Affairs, okay?
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They investigate dirty cops.
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You might want to pack up
an umbrella today.
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I'm done.
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- You quit?
- You get them up.
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I'm so over it.
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You pull the covers off?
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"Covers"? I threw water in their faces.
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There's a full-on
insubordination at this point.
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And then when we're
30 minutes late for drop-off,
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- who's gonna get the call?
- You get the call.
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- I get the call.
- All right, I got this.
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Drink that.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, that's nasty.
- Right?
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Daddy!
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Stop it, Daddy!
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You're gonna give us nightmares.
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Then don't be sleeping.
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Okay, cereal's on the table.
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- I want hotcakes.
- Hotcakes?
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You must still be dreaming
if you think
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you're gonna get hotcakes.
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You expecting somebody?
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- No.
- Hmm.
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You need a haircut, buddy.
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Morning.
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Morning, all.
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- Mind if we come in?
- What's going on?
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- What's up, Mike?
- You guys go get dressed.
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What's happening?
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You mind if we not do this
in front of them?
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I need you to turn around, buddy.
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Let's just talk about this, okay?
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Mm-mm, been there, done that.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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- I know the drill, Mike.
- Go to your rooms.
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Hey, hey, listen.
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Listen to your mommy, okay?
Daddy's gonna be fine, okay?
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You go to school and I'm gonna
call you when I can, okay?
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This didn't have to happen.
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- Hey, Mommy!
- We're making panca...
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You can't just take them away.
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Is this where you meet?
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Who says that?
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"Mommy's friend with
the drawings on his neck."
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I keep them far away.
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Jane says he's got a little
boy about her age.
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What do you want?
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I want you done.
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It's not that simple.
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I want my family safe.
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How do you think we pay for things?
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- Who cares?
- We could lose our house.
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- So we'll get an apartment.
- With four children?
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Probably sleep better.
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It's not just the house, Dean.
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It's braces, it's college,
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it's the clothes
on their backs.
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At least the park would
be a park again.
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Wait! Will you just wait?
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What about Emma's birthday?
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We're doing it at my mom's.
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Kids would love to see you.
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Pajamas? It's almost lunch.
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Gee, thanks for the update,
Father Time.
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Excuse me.
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Hey.
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Great, come on in.
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Um...
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I just wanted to say thank you
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for delivering my son.
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Starbucks. You shouldn't have.
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Look, it'd be weird if I got you, like,
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a tennis bracelet
or a massage or...
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I just didn't want
to be creepy.
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So you went with what you get
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your postman on Christmas.
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Everybody loves a latte.
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Hey, um, thanks so much
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for putting absolutely
no thought into this.
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I have to get to work, so maybe
we could talk another time.
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Hey, where are my pants?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I'm Noah.
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He's my friend.
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I've heard really great things about you.
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Um...
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you move fast.
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I work with him.
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Of course you do.
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He's my boss.
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Ah, of course he is.
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Well, enjoy your lattes.
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Next.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Well, look who it is.
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Can we just do this?
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I knew you'd be back.
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How much this time?
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- 35.
- Hundred?
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Thousand.
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Do I look like a genie to you?
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I've brought my pay stubs.
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For $500.
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So?
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So you must be tripping, girl.
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Your wish is denied.
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Next.
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I am in real trouble, okay?
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Well, you wouldn't be here
if you weren't.
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I need to post bail.
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Aww, bunny. For who?
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My husband.
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Mm-hmm.
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What's that?
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What's what?
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"Mm-hmm."
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I'm just wondering how it feels.
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How what feels?
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Being no better than the rest of us.
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Next.
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There's no security.
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It's basically just him,
the safe,
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and his bitch-ass judgment.
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What if he recognizes you?
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I'll drive getaway.
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Isn't he behind glass?
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We wait till it closes,
he comes out to lock up.
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You hold the gun,
B hits the safe.
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We're gonna need new masks.
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My treat.
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- Can I pick them?
- Sure.
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Then I'm down.
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I'm gonna lose my kids.
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Stan is in a jail cell.
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- Because of us.
- I just need to get him out.
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I know.
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I mean, how else am
I gonna get the money?
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I need 35 grand.
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Yeah, I'm not Merril Lynch.
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Well, then can I get some fake cash
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so I can move cars?
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Uh, how's my cut coming?
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- Slow.
- And why's that?
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You know why.
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So those stoner kids didn't feel bad
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and put all your money back?
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You'll get your cut.
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And when you do, you'll get more money.
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That's how this all works.
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You know what would be so nice?
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Hmm?
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Is if you gave me a break
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just once.
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Rough week?
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My husband took my children.
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I know it's lonely at the top.
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Will you set her up for me.
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On my tab, please.
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I'll have another.
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So here's the thing.
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Are you trashed right now?
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He's in jail because I'm not.
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You are bombed.
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So if we're gonna do this thing,
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I would like
to choose the masks.
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Okay.
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And also, can I stay the night here?
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Because it's really weird
without my kids.
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It's really weird without Stan, too.
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Only three stuffed animals, all right?
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Last time your suitcase
looked like Noah's damn ark.
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Poor Grammy was picking up fuzz
for a week.
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Hustle.
She's making you spaghetti.
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- How's Daddy gonna eat?
- They'll feed him.
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Where does he go to the bathroom?
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You know, in a bathroom.
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- There's a toilet in the cell.
- What's a cell?
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Okay, you know what?
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Daddy's gonna come home
real soon.
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But right now
we gotta motor,
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or Grammy's gonna eat
all your spaghetti.
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No!
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Go get your animals then, go.
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And not that giant thing
you won at the fair.
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Go find your retainer, please.
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Did he do it?
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It's complicated.
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Did he do what they said he did?
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Yes.
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Then he should stay in jail.
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- Hey.
- Wanna do something?
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- Uh...
- Look, I know you're supposed
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to wait two days or whatever
to not seem like a psycho,
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but it's tomorrow in India
and I ordered a pizza.
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- To here?
- And wings.
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- Huh.
- Yeah, and then I felt gross,
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so I ordered a salad
and some green juice.
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Wow.
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And then I didn't want
to come off like one
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of those health nuts,
so I ordered Chinese.
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Mm. Well, I...
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I have to go do something
with my sister.
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Her husband left, so it's
kind of like a whole thing.
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Oh. I'd love to meet her.
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You know, you... you just met my ex.
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- I feel like that's enough.
- Mm. That's a lot.
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Okay, I tell you what.
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Why don't you stay here, okay?
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- Okay.
- Eat till you barf.
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- I'll be back.
- Right.
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I'm starving.
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Why do you even eat those things?
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They take three minutes
to heat in the microwave.
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That's a plus?
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They're ten for ten bucks at Kroger.
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Yeah, 'cause you gotta eat
like four of them
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to make one regular meal.
251
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You know what else is a lean cuisine?
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- Hmm?
- Ordering a Big Mac
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- and taking one bite.
- Mm.
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Or having, like, three fries,
and it tastes way better.
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- Okay.
- Or one bite of pizza.
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All the toppings you want.
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- Boom!
- Mm-hmm.
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- We should market this.
- Why are we in crime?
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You guys, 10:00.
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That's how you use
the clock thing, FYI.
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So cute.
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I know. I found cute colors.
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I was gonna tie-dye mine, but...
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Don't move!
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We're closed, y'all.
266
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,764
This'll be quick.
267
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,592
- Come on!
- Go, move!
268
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,768
Okay, okay.
I'm moving, I'm moving.
269
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:00,900
All right.
270
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,553
- Hurry up!
- I'm moving, I'm moving.
271
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,426
- Open the safe!
- I'm opening it.
272
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,473
Come on!
273
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,258
It's not gonna open.
274
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,608
- What do you mean?
- It's on a timer.
275
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,610
It won't open again
till morning.
276
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:16,872
What?
277
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,613
I mean, I'm happy to do this all night,
278
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,963
but someone gonna see
your asses in the window
279
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,835
and call the cops, so...
280
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,576
What do we do?
281
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,188
Why don't y'all just come
back in the morning?
282
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,929
I'll bring the croissants.
283
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,377
At some point,
I'm gonna need a burrito.
284
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,988
And a big old cup
to urinate in.
285
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,865
- Oh, my God.
- It's the only way
286
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,041
to get the money.
287
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,433
What else were we supposed to do?
288
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:57,826
How about anything?
289
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,436
Oh, I'm sorry, should we have
left him there?
290
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,525
He would have had the cops
waiting with donuts
291
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,874
when we came back.
292
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,441
Croissants, but...
293
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,791
I can't believe y'all kidnapped a guy.
294
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:07,967
Again.
295
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,533
He's like a baby bird, you know?
296
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,535
You... you can't touch it
and then just put it back.
297
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:12,841
That is not a baby bird.
298
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,712
That is a grown-ass man
299
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,627
duct taped to a booster seat.
300
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:20,892
We have to feed him
and care for his bodily needs.
301
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:24,548
So, a baby bird.
302
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,376
Oh!
303
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,769
Emma's birthday!
304
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,423
Hey.
305
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,728
Hey!
306
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,600
Hey, yo!
307
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,864
Yo, anyone out there?
308
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,213
Yeah, we're back here.
309
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,998
Hey, you got my food?
310
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,564
We're working on it.
311
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:44,003
Hey, and, uh, can somebody
fire up my next playlist?
312
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,056
What do you, uh, want to hear?
313
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,536
Phillatio.
314
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,754
That's "P-H."
315
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,453
Straight up Phil Collins.
316
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,694
Can I help you?
317
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:26,480
Hey.
318
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,786
Yeah, uh...
319
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:32,138
I was just looking
for a towel.
320
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,575
Hall closet.
321
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,491
Okay, see, your mom just said "closet."
322
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,278
Whoa, these are dope.
323
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,063
They used to be my grandpa's.
324
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,977
Oh, yeah?
325
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,544
You know how to do a Windsor?
326
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:48,632
Is that the big one?
327
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,895
It's the power knot.
328
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,810
I don't know any of them.
329
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,638
Oh. Well, I'll show you.
330
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,901
But first you have
to help me take down
331
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,120
all those wings out there.
332
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,296
Yeah, my mom said you went crazy.
333
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,343
Mm, I like having options, so...
334
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,822
You can smell it from the hall.
335
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,129
Yeah, it's a real clash of
cultures, isn't it?
336
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,102
You figure out how to take a dump
337
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:26,148
with ten guys watching you yet?
338
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,673
No matter how long
you're in there
339
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:34,025
you never learn how
to wipe with dignity.
340
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,030
What's your angle, here, man?
341
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,336
That's a fair question.
342
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,599
Um, you go on record saying
343
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:45,080
you saw
Leslie Peterson's murder.
344
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,690
How Beth Boland
chopped him up,
345
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,519
put him in a freezer,
and threw away his body.
346
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,695
I didn't say any of that.
347
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,177
Well, I didn't see you
take that pen cap, but...
348
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,526
I know you did.
349
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,049
How's that?
350
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,486
I got a guy who saw you.
351
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:02,228
Who?
352
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,620
I haven't found him yet.
353
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,188
But there's always someone
out there that...
354
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,452
needs to save
his own ass, right?
355
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,724
Well, you know...
356
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,205
I'm not that kind of cop.
357
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,598
I can also find a guy to say
358
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,948
he saw you take
that missing cash
359
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,733
from the Linwood bust.
360
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,954
I guess you'd know the type.
361
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,956
Listen, man, you do what you gotta do
362
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,263
to get to the letter
of the law.
363
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:43,312
Think about it, okay?
364
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,576
You know what I was thinking about?
365
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,361
How you say at my table
and you pretended
366
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,580
like we were the same.
367
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,669
Not so much, huh?
368
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,672
Not at all.
369
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,457
Brother.
370
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,157
Not at all.
371
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,695
I'm gonna eat you!
372
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,569
Oh, oh, oh!
373
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,484
Mommy!
374
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,269
Hey! Happy birthday!
375
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,923
Hey, sweetie.
376
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,446
I missed you.
377
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,969
Thank you so much
for doing this.
378
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,493
- Happy to.
- I'm so sorry.
379
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,798
I didn't mean
to be so late.
380
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:38,367
Yeah, what, uh... what happened?
381
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,195
That nest in the front yard,
382
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,589
a baby bird just fell right out.
383
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,330
Hmm.
384
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,984
Hit me up with another one,
will ya?
385
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,516
- I need some salsa.
- I just dipped you.
386
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,300
But I'm gonna need it
on every bite, girl.
387
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,649
Look, the chip
is just a vehicle
388
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,348
to get the salsa to my mouth.
389
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,272
Okay, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
390
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,577
En fuego.
391
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,187
Okay, you know what?
392
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:17,319
We're out of chips.
393
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,668
Can I have my burrito then?
394
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:21,018
You do know that there's still a gun
395
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,324
pointed to your head, right?
396
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,848
Second one this month.
397
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,721
- Seriously?
- And you know what?
398
00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:30,158
I'm no gun rights person,
but honestly,
399
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,595
if you don't shoot me
and I get a burrito out of it,
400
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:34,858
it's a hell of a lot better
than getting yelled at
401
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,425
by a bunch of trash people
402
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,035
who think that
their money problems
403
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,515
are somehow my fault
404
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:41,256
when they just need
to get off they dumb asses
405
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,606
and get they lives right.
406
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,701
So, what's up?
Where my burrito at?
407
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,356
- I forgot it.
- No you didn't.
408
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,531
Yes, I did.
409
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:58,752
I smell the chorizo.
410
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:13,070
How 'bout you dig up that guac
you also forgot?
411
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:16,204
Oh, oh, oh.
412
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,380
I put a knife in the freezer
for that.
413
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,251
Then it doesn't stick
to the frosting.
414
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,079
Oh, I just ran it under hot water.
415
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,168
- Does that work as well?
- Better.
416
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:25,256
Hmm.
417
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,128
I'll have to try it next time.
418
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:32,263
Now, if John were here,
419
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,657
he'd be six scotches in
by now.
420
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,398
Dean said he loved a party.
421
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,922
Oh, he was the life of the party.
422
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,533
He was Santa at Christmas,
423
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,536
had a pie-eating contest
every Thanksgiving.
424
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:46,408
On July 4th he'd take Dean
down to Indiana
425
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,584
and fill the car
with illegal fireworks.
426
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,107
Dean does that with Kenny.
427
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:51,152
Does he?
428
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,327
He's a good dad.
429
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,764
So was John.
430
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:58,464
Not much of a husband, though.
431
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:04,426
He dipped his pen in
the company inkwell many times.
432
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,864
How many?
433
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,953
I stopped counting.
434
00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,305
Dean's never said a word.
435
00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:16,438
Well, the kids want to remember Santa,
436
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,309
and pies, and skyrockets.
437
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:21,878
And the crazy thing is,
in the end...
438
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:24,620
it's that matters.
439
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,232
Would you grab the ice cream?
440
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,931
And run the scoop
under hot water.
441
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,978
Judith?
442
00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:37,938
Did Dean tell you
what's going on?
443
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,419
He told me why he left.
444
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:43,813
What'd he say?
445
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:49,123
That he's too much like his father.
446
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,129
You got this, you got this!
447
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,000
You got this!
Go!
448
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,355
Now I'm gonna barf.
449
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,669
- Fail!
- Oh, well.
450
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:16,498
Someone's at the door
451
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:19,501
Hey.
452
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:20,981
Hey.
453
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:22,722
Hey.
454
00:24:22,765 --> 00:24:24,898
I've been waiting downstairs
for like 20 minutes.
455
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,116
Oh... oh, my gosh.
456
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,335
Uh, I forgot.
457
00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:28,510
Did you pack a bag?
458
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,512
We were watching a movie.
459
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:33,123
We can do that at the hotel.
460
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:38,433
Sorry. Do they have "Top Gun"
at the hotel, though?
461
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,610
'Cause he's never seen it,
so...
462
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:43,786
Do you, like, live here now?
463
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,702
No, Annie and I had plans
and then she had to go, so...
464
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:49,226
All right, 'cause you're here, like...
465
00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,054
a lot.
466
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:52,578
I would have brought Sadie down.
467
00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:53,796
I didn't know...
468
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,364
No, no, no. It's fine, it's fine.
469
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,061
Um...
470
00:24:58,105 --> 00:25:00,673
Annie probably just forgot
that you were coming.
471
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,544
Yeah, well, she is kind of a mess.
472
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,328
I don't know about that.
473
00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:07,767
Mm, I know her pretty well.
474
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:14,077
Look, uh, I wouldn't get
too comfortable here.
475
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,818
- What does that mean?
- Well, I just don't think
476
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,907
she really knows
what she wants.
477
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:21,128
Well, I think she knows
what she doesn't want.
478
00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:25,567
Ready.
479
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:28,265
- See you, Goose.
- Later, Mav.
480
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:30,267
It's a classic.
481
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:32,618
I know.
482
00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:02,430
What time is it?
483
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:05,651
Almost go time.
484
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:10,046
Hey, wake up.
485
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:15,095
God, I got the worst taste
in my mouth. Ugh.
486
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,314
Let's just do this.
487
00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:19,186
I'm coming in.
488
00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,972
You have to drive.
489
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:25,322
There's something I need to do.
490
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:33,504
Just wake him up.
491
00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:35,115
Come on, sunshine.
492
00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:37,639
It's time to make
those donuts.
493
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:41,512
Okay, great. Now get down on the floor.
494
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,036
- Okay.
- But easy, easy.
495
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:45,081
- Head down. Now count.
- How high?
496
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,606
- I don't know, a million.
- That... that's impossible.
497
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:49,172
List all the Phil Collins songs.
498
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,044
Uh...
499
00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:52,175
Su-Su-Sussudio...
500
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,438
I got it, let's go.
501
00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,223
"Against All Odds"...
502
00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:57,833
- Come on. We gotta go.
- "In the Air Tonight."
503
00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,443
Hold up, I'm looking for something.
504
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,228
Uh, that was a good one.
"In the Air Tonight."
505
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:02,708
Do y'all remember
"In the Air Tonight"?
506
00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,666
Where are the contracts
everyone signs?
507
00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,320
- Contracts for what?
- What are you doing?
508
00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:08,496
The ones with the nasty fine print.
509
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:09,671
- Red cabinet.
- Head down!
510
00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,020
Okay, uh, uh,
511
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:12,805
- "A Groovy Kind of Love"...
- Dude!
512
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,197
- What are you doing?
- I need another bag.
513
00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,503
I only brought this one.
514
00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:16,678
Okay, take as many as you can.
515
00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,375
- Okay, why?
- 'Cause no one
516
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:19,855
should feel like trash.
517
00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:21,814
We gotta go, now!
518
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:23,380
- Now! Down.
- Ooh!
519
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,295
"I Wish It Would Rain Down."
That was a good one.
520
00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:27,602
Hey, bunny.
521
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,735
I knew you'd be back.
522
00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:42,008
We can run away
523
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:47,100
But we can't hide
for long
524
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:55,674
I don't know
why I can't change
525
00:27:55,717 --> 00:28:01,549
I will always
stay this way
526
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:06,685
And thinking of you
527
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:11,820
Thinking of you
528
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:16,695
Thinking of you
529
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:24,398
So how'd you do it?
530
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,792
I robbed a Qwik Cash with the girls.
531
00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:28,097
Which one?
532
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,882
Six mile.
533
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:32,058
Good.
534
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:34,669
That guy's a dick.
535
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,628
So you're just cool with it now?
536
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,589
You did what you had to.
537
00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:45,375
You're a cop, Stanley.
538
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,726
I don't even know what that means.
539
00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,515
Just don't get caught.
540
00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:57,170
Got the keys?
541
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:07,615
- My mom, uh, got her makeup.
- Are you kidding me?
542
00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:10,531
Full-on Texas pageant glitter action.
543
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:13,012
All you want to do is
keep them off the pole.
544
00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:16,363
Mama Boland's got different plans.
545
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:21,107
Why didn't you tell her the truth?
546
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,456
I did. I cheated on you.
547
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:24,632
Well, that's not the reason
548
00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:27,069
I got into...
549
00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,331
book club.
550
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,464
Isn't it?
551
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:37,036
Getting cheated on
makes you do...
552
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:39,168
crazy things.
553
00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:45,218
Like hire teenage hitmen.
554
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,838
How'd you know?
555
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,536
I'm not a total idiot.
556
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,285
- It's over.
- Which part?
557
00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:11,374
All of it.
558
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:17,511
Bring the children home, okay?
559
00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,611
Ugh. Why are you always here?
560
00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:32,178
Why are you always sleeping?
561
00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,440
I had a night.
562
00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:35,398
I bet.
563
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,139
What did Sadie forget?
564
00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:39,272
Uh...
565
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,276
What's with this dude?
566
00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:44,625
What do you mean?
567
00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:47,410
I mean, you've known him
for like a second
568
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:51,197
and all of a sudden
he's Sadie's wingman?
569
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,241
So?
570
00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:54,809
So it's not normal.
571
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,768
- What, that... that he likes me?
- No, not...
572
00:30:57,812 --> 00:30:59,683
That somebody would actually want
573
00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:01,337
to stick around
after boning me, or--?
574
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,252
No, just the fact that he's
so far up your ass
575
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,558
after, I don't know, a week?
576
00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:05,689
Okay, I'm sorry, don't you have
577
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,256
a new family to deal with?
578
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,736
- It's shady.
- Yeah.
579
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:10,085
Why don't you go ahead and give
580
00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:11,478
Idaho a little skin-to-skin?
581
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:13,915
His name is Dakota.
582
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:24,273
I'm a D-bag, okay?
583
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:28,712
So I know when I see one.
584
00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:32,499
Just...
585
00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:36,807
Be careful.
586
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,528
I'll have another.
587
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,225
And he'll have a Chardonnay.
588
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:05,184
No, I won't.
589
00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:06,533
Whatever you want.
590
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,665
Your tab's still open.
591
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:11,233
You're starting early, huh?
592
00:32:11,277 --> 00:32:13,453
The one perk to losing your kids...
593
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:14,845
What's that?
594
00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:17,283
Day drinking.
595
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,980
Thanks, man.
596
00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:21,983
Thank you.
597
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:23,637
Cheers.
598
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,508
Cheers.
599
00:32:29,556 --> 00:32:32,472
Dean's bringing them
home tonight.
600
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:36,041
That's good.
601
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,130
And I have your cut.
602
00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:40,871
Even better.
603
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:49,663
I don't have it here.
604
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,414
Sorry.
605
00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:04,634
Didn't get a chance to...
606
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:09,161
Can I get you
something to eat?
607
00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:12,381
Yeah, what you got?
608
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,735
I could make you a sandwich.
609
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:22,609
Yeah, I'm not really much
of a sandwich guy.
610
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,526
I'm out of bread anyway.
611
00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:33,054
What am I doing here,
Elizabeth?
612
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:54,119
It's just habit.
613
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:59,026
My kids will be home soon.
614
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,249
Here's your cut.
615
00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:07,643
I thought you left it at home?
616
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:08,818
Guess not.
617
00:36:10,907 --> 00:36:12,387
All right, swing by tomorrow.
618
00:36:12,431 --> 00:36:13,954
I'll hook you up
with the funny money.
619
00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:15,216
I don't need it.
620
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,176
- Yeah, but how you...
- I'm not.
621
00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:23,659
I'm done.
622
00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,273
Is that right?
623
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:31,189
No more cash, no more pills.
624
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:39,762
I'm gonna take a shower.
You should go.
625
00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:43,679
It's over.
626
00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:47,422
Next?
627
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,345
Welcome to Qwik Cash.
628
00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:59,391
How may I assist you today?
629
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,175
Why didn't you tell the cops?
630
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,438
We offer many different types
of loans.
631
00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:06,311
I know when I'm being hustled.
632
00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:09,227
Did you mother teach you
those manners?
633
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,881
How 'bout a "thank you"?
634
00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:13,579
If you want a cut of the money,
635
00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:14,928
it's already gone.
636
00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:18,279
Yeah, I didn't think it went
into your 401K.
637
00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:20,281
Okay, you know what?
638
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,196
You might think I'm trash,
639
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,416
but I work really hard
for what I have.
640
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,853
And I've got a 12-hour shift
ahead of me...
641
00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,289
my second double of the week...
642
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,335
and it's barely gonna cover
my groceries
643
00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:31,988
let alone the roof
over my head...
644
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:33,512
which I only have, by the way,
645
00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:36,341
because my mother...
who wrote the book on manners,
646
00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:39,518
I'll have you know... died.
647
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:42,651
God rest her soul.
648
00:37:43,826 --> 00:37:45,001
I want your address.
649
00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:46,394
Don't you have it in your system?
650
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:49,702
No, I need it for your school district.
651
00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:51,181
You can get your GED online.
652
00:37:51,225 --> 00:37:53,532
I majored in finance at MSU, bitch.
653
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:56,186
Then who's it for?
654
00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:59,233
My nephew.
655
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,888
He's smart.
656
00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:05,283
Or I... I could go to the cops.
657
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,286
Fine.
658
00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:12,115
Little nerd just needs a leg up.
659
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:14,335
We all do.
660
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:23,866
Save it for the sake
of the fight
661
00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:31,483
Copy/paste
the child inside
662
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:37,532
You used to smile,
but now you are staged
663
00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:43,408
I hate to watch you
walk away
664
00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:47,934
I hate
to watch you walk away
665
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:55,420
Is this how we're
gonna grow old?
666
00:38:55,463 --> 00:38:59,946
Is this how
we're gonna grow old?
667
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:07,083
Is this how
we're gonna grow old?
668
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:13,351
Is this how we're
gonna grow old?
669
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:16,223
Is this how
we're gonna grow old?
670
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:23,404
I hate to watch you
walk away
671
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,971
Thank you, baby.
672
00:39:25,014 --> 00:39:29,149
I hate to watch you
walk away
673
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:35,851
I hate to watch you
walk away
674
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,334
Mommy!
675
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,336
Oh, my goodness, hi!
676
00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:01,442
Hey.
677
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,009
- Hey.
- Hi.
678
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:04,619
Noah, right? It's Noah?
679
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:06,055
- Yeah.
- Oops.
680
00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:07,143
Mm-hmm.
681
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:08,841
Um, so I had an epiphany.
682
00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:12,192
Why are we, as a company, not
making, uh,
683
00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:15,500
bite-sized... treats?
684
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,806
I think we should slow things down.
685
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:20,853
With us.
686
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:21,897
Oh.
687
00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:24,030
Yeah, I just...
688
00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,032
you know, I have...
I have a kid,
689
00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:28,382
so I... I gotta be careful.
690
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,471
- You know?
- Yeah, right.
691
00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:33,953
I don't even really know
anything about you, you know?
692
00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,955
What do you want to know?
693
00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,522
Just that...
694
00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:40,438
you're not a total D-bag.
695
00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:51,884
Here's the thing...
696
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:54,016
uh, I kinda am.
697
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,975
Seriously?
698
00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:57,324
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
699
00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:58,412
Oh, my God.
700
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,241
What... why do I always do this?
701
00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:04,026
I'm not just a...
702
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:06,768
grocery store manager.
703
00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:11,512
I'm...
704
00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:15,734
I'm...
705
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:18,693
on probation.
706
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,610
For what?
707
00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:24,917
Well, I stole from my last job,
708
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,529
and then I had to lie
to get this one.
709
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,749
What did you steal?
710
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:31,924
Money.
711
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:33,578
Lots of it over
a long period of time
712
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:35,667
and then, uh...
I mean, it was, uh...
713
00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:38,060
they didn't notice at first
and then it got easier.
714
00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:41,455
Listen, I'm not... this is not
something I'm proud of.
715
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,284
Noah.
716
00:41:44,327 --> 00:41:48,201
- What?
- Sweet, sweet Noah.
717
00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:50,725
What?
718
00:41:50,769 --> 00:41:52,858
Okay, we're gonna need some shots
719
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,076
for this conversation,
720
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,601
because we are
so much more alike
721
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:58,603
then you could ever know.
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