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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Ugh. I can't believe
you dragged me to The Flow.
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- This is gonna suck.
- Oh, knock it off.
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It's not gonna be that bad.
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Besides, I couldn't
leave you at home.
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Last time I did that,
the kids walked in on you
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looking at Internet corn.
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Oh, God,
what I wouldn't do to that.
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What? N-No!
No, it's not even mine!
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I just clicked on it!
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And c-come on,
it's not like it's gay corn.
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It's gay corn.
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It was baby corn.
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Hi, ladies,
and welcome to The Flow!
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We'll be starting the taping
in just a few minutes,
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but I wanted
to come out here personally
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and say hi to my fans.
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Let's get everyone up, up, up
and dancing like maniacs.
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First down.
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Let's welcome our first guest,
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my colleague at Channel 5
and now a best-selling author,
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Tricia Takanawa.
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So, Tricia, tell us
about your book.
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I understand it's been
number one on Amazon
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for many weeks, long time.
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It's called Throw It Away:
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The Life-Improving Art
of De-cluttering.
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People nowadays own
too much stuff.
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I am encouraging them
to throw it away.
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Genius! So just
throw everything out?
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Not quite.
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If it kindles joy, you keep it.
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But if no joy,
you throw it away.
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Can I look at your phone?
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No. Use your activity book.
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I already did
all the fun ones at church.
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It's very simple.
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I came up with it after hiking
to the top of Mount Asia
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and meditating
on Epiphany Bridge.
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Ah! Peter, these are
Asian techniques,
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and they're new to me.
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I have to buy this book,
read two chapters,
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then leave it on my nightstand
for a year.
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That fart was
the lady next to me.
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Whatever. I'm getting
that book, Peter.
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And it's for reading,
not for killing spiders.
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Oh, don't worry, Lois.
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I got a better method
for doing that now.
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I'm really excited
you're humanely relocating me
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to outside your house.
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Oh, yeah. Me and the fellas
thought it was time.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, no...
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Kids! Peter! Get down here!
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Everyone, I just read
Tricia Takanawa's book,
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and it was really inspiring.
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She says that when you
de-clutter your house,
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you de-clutter your mind and
clear a path to true happiness.
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How about a clear path
to dinner, bitch.
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So I want everyone to go through
every single item you own,
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and if it doesn't kindle joy,
throw it away.
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See?
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This sweater, it's okay,
but it doesn't kindle joy.
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I'm throwing it out.
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Now, get to it.
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Wow, she's really
all in on this.
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Well, she's searching
for something
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to fill her empty life.
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You remember when
she thought the solution
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was putting a lemon slice
in a plain glass of water
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for a "very simple
kind of pleasure"?
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Ah. Perfection.
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And just the thing
to wash down six Xanax
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from four different
prescriptions.
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Mmm.
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Tomorrow, this will seem
like a new idea again.
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Oh, my voodoo doll of Mom.
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Yeah, totally throw.
It never worked, anyway.
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Ow! What the hell was that?!
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Oh. Keep.
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Box of cords that go to
computers from the 1980s.
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Keep.
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$70,000 in Camel Cash.
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I should've pulled the trigger
on that umbrella. Keep.
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Woody and Buzz,
who definitely are not alive,
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so I can turn my back...
on them!
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Well, I guess
they passed the test.
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They're really... not alive!
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Peter, what are you
doing up there?
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Oh, nothing, Lois.
I was just making sure
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I kept my Woody and Bu...
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I knew it.
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Peter, there's nothing
in your throwaway pile.
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I know.
I'm keeping everything.
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- Everything kindles joy!
- That can't be true.
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Even this old tin can
on a string?
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I mean, what are you
even doing with this?
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You're a grown man!
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Why would you
possibly need this?
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If anything is garbage,
this is garbage.
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Sounds like
things aren't going well
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- at the Griffins.
- This is why no girls allowed.
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I hate to do this, guys,
but Peter's been compromised.
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Oh, look, my box of ribbons I've
saved from various presents.
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Oh, I'm not throwing that out.
That's a good ribbon.
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This is a good ribbon, too.
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These are all
very usable ribbons.
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Hey, little guy.
How's the sorting going?
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I'm not getting rid
of my ribbons!
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I just wanted to know
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if I could borrow a ribbon.
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If you love
Game of Thrones on HBO,
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you'll love Cinemax's
Boob Dragons.
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Series pass. Record all.
Priority one.
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Peter, that's, like,
your 50th bag.
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What could possibly be in there?
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- Oh. Have you not heard?
- Brian, no!
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♪ Well,
everybody's... 'bout the bird ♪
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♪ Bird, bird, bird ♪
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♪ Bird, bird, bird ♪
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♪ Bird is the... bird, bird... ♪
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Wait a minute,
didn't we destroy that?
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I glued it.
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"Surfin' Bird," uh, uh, uh,
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finds a way.
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I love it!
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Perfect!
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Ah-ha-ha!
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So, Lois, what's your next
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"bored housewife seeking
purpose in life" project
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after de-cluttering?
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Vegan baking?
Handmade soaps on Etsy?
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Whoa. You drunk already, bro?
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What's your next
fake writing project,
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a rap opera about
Grover Cleveland?
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No, Lois,
that would be ridiculous.
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Mine is a '70s funk musical
about William Howard Taft.
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♪ Who's the big fat president ♪
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♪ Whose suits look like
a flannel circus tent? ♪
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♪ Taft ♪
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♪ Right on ♪
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♪ Who's that presidential chub ♪
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♪ Got stuck
in the White House tub? ♪
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♪ William Howard Taft ♪
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♪ They say this cat Taft ♪
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♪ Is a fat mother... ♪
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♪ Shut your mouth ♪
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♪ I'm just talkin' 'bout Taft ♪
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♪ And we can dig it. ♪
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Ah.
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Ah, so good to be home.
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Since when do you surf?!
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Oh, I don't. I just
rolled around in the sand
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and brought home
this bucket of alive crabs.
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When the clutter is gone,
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the path to happiness is clear.
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Lois, you could just pee in
these like a space suit, right?
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Peter... you don't kindle joy.
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- What?
- I'm sorry,
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but I'm looking at you,
and I'm just not feeling joy.
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What... what are you saying?
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Peter...
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I don't think I can have you
in the house right now.
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You're throwing me away?
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Yes.
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I'm so sorry, Peter.
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I just feel like
if you don't kindle joy--
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and that's what the book said...
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You can't kick me
out of my own house.
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The house that I pay for?
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That I semi-pay for
with help from your parents?
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That your parents
pay for entirely,
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but I get to put the
mortgage coupon in the mailbox?
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That your parents
pay for entirely
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using autodraft
from their account
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while I put a pretend mortgage
coupon that clearly says
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"Not legal tender"
into the mailbox?
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That your parents
pay for entirely
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using autodraft
from their account
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while I put a pretend
mortgage coupon that says
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"Not legal tender" into
Stewie's Sesame Street mailbox?
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That your parents
pay for entirely
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using autodraft
from their account
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while Chris puts a pretend
mortgage coupon that says
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"Not legal tender" into
Stewie's Sesame Street mailbox
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while I hold the plastic door
open for him?
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That your parents
pay for entirely...
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- Peter, we get it.
- Okay.
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What's happening again?
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I'm asking you
to leave the house.
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The house that I pay for?
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Thanks for letting me
crash here, Quagmire.
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No problem, Peter.
I'm sure Lois'll cool down
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in a few days,
and you'll be back home.
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Yeah, she'll be fine. And you
won't even know I'm here.
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I mean, I need to keep up
with my workouts.
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And I can't sleep unless I have
Dunkirk on at full volume.
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But, yeah, this'll be great.
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Hi, kids.
Do you need those hats?
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- I mean...
- It's the foundation of my look,
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but we can discuss it.
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I feel like they're clutter.
I feel like you don't need them.
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L-Let's just see
what you look like without--
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Whoa! You kids are Legos?
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Sorry you had to find out
this way, Mom.
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Oh. Hi, Brian.
You're carrying clutter,
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I'll just throw it out.
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Ha! A clean house
means a clean soul,
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and a clean soul is a happy one.
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That was a whole pizza.
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And I didn't even
start eating it yet.
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You're surprised about a pizza?
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She threw out a whole guy.
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Yeah, Lois might be
starting to lose it.
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Even her cutaways are getting
a little too minimalist.
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Have you noticed?
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Donald Trump's hair is unusual.
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Oh, hey, don't use the toilet.
I'm making wine.
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Peter, you got to get out.
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The truth is I should have
asked you to leave
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after the other night.
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- Hello?
- Quagmire?
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Yeah?
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I can't sleep.
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So?
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I can't sleep.
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What do you want me to do?
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Will you read me a story?
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Peter, I-I'm-I'm in the middle
of something here.
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- Like, maybe a Clifford?
- Peter, get out of here!
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- Clifford?
- No! Not now!
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Quagmire, Clifford now?
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Ugh! Just read him the story.
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"Clifford was just too big
for the bathtub."
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- Isn't he big, Peter?
- Clifford big!
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"So they decided
to hose him in the yard instead,
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but Clifford couldn't fit
through the door."
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See that, Peter?
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Finally. All right, ladies,
I guess we can...
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Wouldn't you know it.
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Oh, my God,
they took the whole roof off.
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Everybody thinks
they can kick me out?
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Well, who gets
the last laugh now?
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I get to sleep with all my stuff
253
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,068
in a storage unit
on the highway access road.
254
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,908
Okay, can't go to bed
till you make one.
255
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,086
All right, just got to make one.
256
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,884
I'm going to sleep.
257
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,224
Something bad's gonna happen
if you don't do it.
258
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,769
Meg! Chris!
259
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,314
What the is this?
260
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,191
- I've never seen it before.
- I don't know.
261
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,525
Stewie, she's got
your time machine.
262
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,527
Well, don't drag that
down the stairs or else...
263
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,665
Thank God,
everything's back to normal.
264
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,376
Pe-tew. Gross.
265
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,796
I tell you to clean your rooms,
and the first thing you do
266
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:21,466
is put all your science projects
in Stewie's closet?
267
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,469
- Mom, we didn't...
- Stop arguing and get rid of it.
268
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,721
And give me those glasses.
They're cluttering up your face.
269
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,308
- I need them to see.
- They're not bringing me joy!
270
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,810
You realize there are four of us
and one of her.
271
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,104
- If we rushed her all at once...
- That's not gonna work.
272
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,690
She's clearly developed
the strength of the insane.
273
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,610
- What did you say, Chris?
- Uh, nothing. I'm sorry!
274
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:44,197
Chris, I will not have
your comic strip anger
275
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,490
cluttering up my house.
276
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,534
It's negative,
and it ruins my joy.
277
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,328
- Get it out of here!
- Now you've done it.
278
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,665
You've made me
1930s work whistle angry!
279
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,628
Shut up, Meg!
280
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,588
- What? I didn't say anything.
- You just did.
281
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,757
Your voice-- it's cluttering up
my space. Get out.
282
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,760
- But...
- Get out of my house!
283
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,805
You know, Lois, one could argue
that your bra is clutter.
284
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,015
Nice try, dirtbag. Leave.
285
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,559
Figured it was
gonna happen, anyway.
286
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,562
Might as well go out
on my terms.
287
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,608
♪ ♪
288
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,696
I cluttered my pants.
289
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,366
It did not kindle joy.
290
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,083
Well, that does it.
291
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,210
I got rid of all the clutter.
292
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,379
I made order out of chaos,
293
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,840
and it's beautiful.
294
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,260
Ah, there's even
an echo in here now.
295
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,262
I'm so happy!
296
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,390
I'm very unhappy!
297
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:56,060
My house is at peace,
so I am at peace.
298
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,272
You're all alone and sad.
299
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,650
Simplicity is good for the soul.
300
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:06,154
Your soul is as empty
as this house,
301
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,157
this house, this house.
302
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,174
But I did what the book said.
I did it all.
303
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,093
Why didn't it work?
Why am I still not happy?
304
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,553
What have I done?
305
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,515
Looks like there's only
one thing left to get rid of.
306
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,355
The mirror.
307
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,443
- Look. Towels!
- They don't even match.
308
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,280
Who cares?
They're still thirsty.
309
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,496
She's not here. Come on.
310
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,165
Wow. Everything's gone.
311
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,085
What's that?
312
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,171
"Words, letters,
letters and words,
313
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,340
mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
more words and letters."
314
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,633
Chris, can't you read?
315
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,177
No, I know the letters
when they're on their own,
316
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,221
but, you know,
when they team up like this,
317
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,265
I'm just, uh...
I'm sort of outmatched.
318
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,559
"It was my fault, not yours.
319
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,062
"I'm so sorry,
and I love you all.
320
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,313
"Goodbye.
321
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,649
"P.S.
Please throw this note out.
322
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,526
It is clutter."
323
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,569
Oh, my God.
Where could she be?
324
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,863
You don't think
she killed herself, do you?
325
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,490
We're gonna need
professional help.
326
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,866
I got to call Joe.
327
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,663
Hello?
328
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,582
Joe, are you in my kitchen?
329
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,918
No.
330
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,920
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
331
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,381
Hey, Bon.
332
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,924
Did they have
the French bread pizza?
333
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,177
Not a good time, Bon.
334
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,437
Well, she's dead.
It's a suicide note.
335
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,480
It doesn't actually say
she's gonna end it.
336
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,357
Maybe she just
took off somewhere.
337
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,651
I'll call Cleveland.
Maybe he saw something.
338
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,696
Hello?
339
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,240
Are you stealing
my copper plumbing?
340
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,783
- No.
- What are you doing?
341
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,076
Nothing.
342
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,996
Hey, Donna.
343
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,415
Did you check
the counter for Keurigs?
344
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,877
Not a good time, Don.
345
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,426
Dad, how can you be so sure
Mom is at Mount Asia?
346
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,428
We cut a whole scene
where we figured it out.
347
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,139
You got to just trust me.
348
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,728
Boy, feels like Rocky, huh?
349
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,731
- Huh?
- Okay!
350
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,984
Look! We're almost there!
351
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,034
♪ ♪
352
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,581
I don't even care
353
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,293
that I left my phone
in my pocket.
354
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,966
I had too much.
But then I had nothing.
355
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,968
But then that wasn't enough.
356
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,597
Lois!
357
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,058
Lois, don't do it!
358
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,351
♪ ♪
359
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,187
Wait. Is this really
'cause of all my stuff?
360
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,523
No, Peter,
don't come any closer!
361
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,358
Please don't jump! Please!
362
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,194
I love you.
363
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,616
Lois!
364
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,590
Feels like Cliffhanger, huh?
365
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,092
Huh, Chris?
366
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,468
Okay!
367
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,596
- Mom!
- Oh, my God!
368
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,105
Lois, are you okay?
369
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,190
I'm fine!
370
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,192
I'm fine.
371
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,198
Everything's fine!
372
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,158
I was saved by garbage!
373
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,451
I'm garbage.
374
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,036
Everything's garbage,
375
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:27,206
and garbage is wonderful!
376
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,794
Oh, when Mommy's unstable,
I feel unsafe.
377
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,383
We're so glad
you didn't kill yourself.
378
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,343
I wasn't gonna jump, you idiot.
379
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,178
I just came here to think.
380
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,597
You made me lose my balance,
381
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,057
but when I landed
in all that garbage,
382
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,602
I realized it saved my life.
383
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:51,564
Literally, yes, but also
it saves my life every day.
384
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,733
The joy that you find
in everything--
385
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,236
the fact that every little thing
you see kindles joy for you--
386
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,196
that's the right attitude,
Peter.
387
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:02,408
And I'm gonna try to have
that attitude from now on.
388
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,369
- I love you.
- I love you, too, Lois.
389
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,288
Now let's go home.
390
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,124
I can't wait
to sleep in my own bed.
391
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,058
Oh, just leave it for now.
We'll deal with it later.
392
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,518
Oh, okay. Thanks, Mom.
393
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,729
Yeah, that de-cluttering thing
was nice for a while,
394
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,689
but I definitely went overboard.
395
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,525
I don't know. Somehow, an idea
I got from a two-minute segment
396
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,611
on a morning talk show didn't
bring me the life satisfaction
397
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,404
I thought it would.
398
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,074
On the bright side, our sparse,
white living room looks like
399
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,078
the John Lennon, Yoko Ono
"Imagine" living room.
400
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,457
We can't afford "Imagine," so
just imagine this is "Imagine."
401
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,127
♪ Boop-boop, deedle-dee,
dee-dee-dee ♪
402
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,545
♪ Imagine, imagine ♪
403
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,547
♪ No religion,
nothing matters ♪
404
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,842
♪ Everything is bad. ♪
405
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,836
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