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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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ERIC: It was oneof those nights.
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You know the kind,like day, but darker.
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I'd had them before,except tonight
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somebody was dead.
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Now it was my jobto catch a murderer,
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and believe me,there were plenty of suspects.
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Him.
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Her, not the cop.
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Her.
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Him.
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Her.
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That guy next to her,that guy, him.
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And, of course,the guy with the hat.
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Not me.
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I'm the guy talking.
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So, what's your
story, fez-head?
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No free words in this
town, flatfoot.
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Talk ain't cheap.
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Here.
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But, apparently,
you are.
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Enough of the flattery,
fez-head, I already like you.
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So, come on, talk.
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She got in the way.
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In the way of what?
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You're the detective.
You figure it out.
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ERIC: He had a point.
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Maybe that's whyhe wore a hat.
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But not only did I have to figure
out who killed her and why,
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I also had to figureout who she was.
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(CARTOONS PLAYING ON TV)
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(CORY LAUGHING LOUDLY)
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Oh, that's great!
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That's great!
That's great!
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(CARTOON SOUNDS CONINUE)
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Something wrong?
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Cory, you and I have the
exact same paper due tomorrow.
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How is it that I'm sitting
here, studying,
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and you're sitting there,
watching that stupid coyote
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fall into the
Grand Canyon again?
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I want to make sure
he's gonna be all right.
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He's always all right!
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What if this is
the one time he dies?
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How can you
live like this?
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How can you live
like this?
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You're always prepared.
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You're always ready.
I hate ready!
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Stop, stop! Just stop picking
up the popcorn, okay?
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Now, listen to me.
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You've worked very
hard tonight, okay?
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You deserve
a little break.
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Now, I want you
to sit here, okay?
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Just sit with Cory.
Relax a little bit.
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And we're gonna watch some
nice, quality animation.
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Cory, we are married now.
We're adults.
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We have to
be responsible.
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Responsibility is not
popcorn or cartoons.
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(IMITATING) Responsibility
is not popcorn or cartoons!
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And, frankly, you could use a
bit of stress in your life!
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Oh, you think so?
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You think I should
make everyone nuts
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by being a stressed-out,
control freak,
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until everyone
wants to kill me?
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Oh, you want to kill me?
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No.
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I'm just talking
about, you know,
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everyone that knows you.
(CHUCKLES)
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Look, Topanga, life is just
too short for this, okay?
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And the difference between you
and me, is that me knows that.
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Did you just use "me" ,
as the subject of a sentence?
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I don't believe it.
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Topanga, come on!
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Relax! Take
a little time-out.
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Cory, this is life!
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You can't take
a time-out from life.
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Just because
something bad happens
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doesn't mean you can escape
into a fantasy world.
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(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
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Fine, you want
me to relax?
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I'll relax.
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That's my girl!
I will clean the closet.
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Cleaning is not relaxation.
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Well it's better than watching a
duck with a speech impediment!
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Daffy is doing the best he can
with what he has, all right!
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He's an idiot!
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(LAUGHS)
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Cory, did you know that there
was a doorway back here?
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(LAUGHS )
Oh, yeah!
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(DOOR SQUEAKING)
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(RUMBLING NOISE)
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You know those time
continuum vortex things
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we're studying in physics?
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This kind of looks like one.
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I wonder what's behind...
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(VORTEX WHOOSHING)
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Topanga, this popcorn
needs salt.
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(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ In the olden days,a glimpse of stocking
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♪ Was looked onas something shocking
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♪ Now Heaven knows
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♪ Anything goes ♪
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ERIC: Rory's Shangri-la Cafe.
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Where you check yourproblems at the door.
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People come herefor all different reasons
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but stay for just one,to forget.
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Ella Fitzgerald Kennedy,
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used to sing with Sinatra.
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Irv Sinatra.
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The guy ticklin' the ivoriesis, Wee Hawkin Willy.
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Direct descendantof Beethoven.
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Harry Beethoven.
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Fez-head and Costello,they're always together.
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People talk.
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Hey, move away from me,
fez-head, people are talking.
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Don't flatter
yourself, Gertrude.
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Aw, crazy, mixed-up kid.
You look lost.
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That's Angel, 'nuff said.
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Hi, I'm Angel Nuffsaid.
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How about a cup of joe?
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I'd love one, but I don't
seem to have any money.
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Nobody needs
money here, kid.
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This is Rory's Shangri-la.
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Meet Isaac "Good Shot" Kelly.
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Walked into this placeyesterday and never left.
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Everyone seems so carefree
here, so relaxed.
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Well, you can be too!
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Forget your troubles.
Come on, get happy!
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Forget your troubles.
Come on, get happy!
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That could be a song.
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Nah.
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You know, if you're
looking for a job,
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Angel could use
some help around here.
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(LAUGHS)
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There I go again!
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She's the worst
waitress I've ever seen.
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But we all
love her for that.
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So, what are you
runnin' from, sister?
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What do you mean?
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Well, everyone
that comes to Rory's,
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is runnin' away
from somethin',
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or trying
to find somethin',
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usually themselves.
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I don't know who I am,
or why I'm even here.
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No one does,
and no one has to.
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All that matters
is that we're here.
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Is everybody happy?
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ALL: Rory!
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ERIC: That's Rory.
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He owns this placeand everything in it.
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But he doesn't own her...
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Yet.
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And where have you been
all my life, baby?
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I don't know.
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So, who are you really,
and where are you from?
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What did you do
and what do you think?
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I don't know who I am
or even why I'm here.
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I know someone
who can help.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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ERIC: That's where I come in.I'm the local gumshoe.
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That's gum, on my shoe.
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More gum.
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Someone's here to see ya.
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What do you
mean, a case?
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No silly, a person.
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(LAUGHS)
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ERIC: Beauty and no brains,a dangerous combination.
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I'm talkin' about me.
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Is this a bad time?
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I had a feelingthat if it wasn't yet,
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it was gonna be.
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Gonna be what?
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What?
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I just heard you say...
No, I didn't.
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But, I heard you!
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She was as stubborn as a
mule, with twice the kick.
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You did it again!
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Did what?
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Maybe thiswas a mistake.
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What?
I didn't say anything.
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Yes, you did!
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Listen, please, please,
please, don't go!
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We don't get a whole lot of
crime here in Shangri-la,
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so, uh, I don't
have a lot of cases.
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Please, just sit down.
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What seems to be
the problem, Miss?
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I know this may sound crazy,
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but I don't seem to know
who I am or why I'm here!
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I seem to have lost
track of my identity.
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The case of the
missing identity.
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I'm gonna need some ID.
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Topanga, hurry up!
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Tweety's putting dynamite
in Sylvester's litter box!
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Aah! (LAUGHS)
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Hey, Trixie!
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Do you have the time?
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Honey, I got all
the time in the world!
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Ah, now you're talkin'
our language.
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Shangri-la looks
good on you, honey.
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You know, you really
seem to fit in here.
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Like a glove, toots.
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A girl like me could get so used
to living in a place like this!
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Kind of feel like
I was meant to be here.
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Hey, dollface.
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Hey.
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I was talking
to fez-head.
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Nice to see
you, moron.
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I think I've got
a lead on your case.
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What case?
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He means
"person."
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(LAUGHS)
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Hmm.
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You don't remember
who you are, remember?
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Oh, that's right!
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I was having such a good
time here, I forgot!
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Like most peoplewho come to Rory's,
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she too had foundher Shangri-la.
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Hey, Ella, that last
song was a real doozie!
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I couldn't sing a note without
sweet Willy on his 88s.
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ERIC: She didn't sing so good,and he didn't play so good.
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But in Shangri-la,nobody cares.
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She don't sing
so good, fez-head.
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He don't play so good.
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We don't care!
We don't care!
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Some more coffee,
handsome?
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Sure, hit me baby,
one more time.
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♪ Hit me baby one more time? ♪
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No.
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Say, doll, what do you
say you and I get hitched?
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What?
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Yeah, you know,
tie the knot,
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walk down the aisle,
make an honest man out of me.
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You want to marry me?
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Well, I hadn't really thought
about it, but sure, why not?
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But you don't know
anything about me.
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I know you're spontaneous,
and I know you're carefree.
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You fit in perfectly here.
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And I'm not takin'
no for an answer.
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You won't have
to, Rory.
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I love it here,
you big lug!
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And I love you.
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Kiss me!
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Kiss me as if there weren't
a thought between us!
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Uh, sorry to interrupt,
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but I think I've got some leads
on your missing identity.
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Give it to me
straight, stupid.
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This may sound stupid,
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but have you ever heard
of something called a
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"time continuum vortex"?
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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"Time continuum vortex"?
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(TOPANGA) This is life!
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You can't takea time-out from...
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Responsibilityis not popcorn...
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CORY: (IMITATING) Responsibility
is not popcorn or cartoons!
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TOPANGA: Just becausesomething bad happens
258
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doesn't mean you can escapeinto a fantasy world.
259
00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:34,008
(CORY LAUGHING)
260
00:12:38,213 --> 00:12:39,213
Never heard of it.
261
00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,659
Something told me my services
were no longer needed.
262
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:54,928
Your services
are no longer needed.
263
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:58,666
Oh, yeah, it was her!
264
00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:02,202
Now that I'm
getting married,
265
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,605
it doesn't matter
who I was.
266
00:13:04,673 --> 00:13:07,408
Yeah, I seen a lotof dames like her.
267
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:10,011
Thinking they couldrun away from who they are.
268
00:13:10,078 --> 00:13:13,180
But it's been my experiencethat no matter where you go,
269
00:13:13,248 --> 00:13:15,282
who you really arealways catches up with you.
270
00:13:15,884 --> 00:13:17,518
Just think.
271
00:13:17,585 --> 00:13:20,121
The two of us here
together in Shangri-la.
272
00:13:20,188 --> 00:13:21,389
Ain't it gonna
be grand?
273
00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:24,625
Could you stop
saying "ain't"?
274
00:13:26,929 --> 00:13:28,129
What's wrong with
me saying "ain't"?
275
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,032
I don't know. It just
kind of makes me angry.
276
00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:34,802
Without knowin' it,
277
00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:37,037
she was giving me cluesas to who she really was.
278
00:13:38,374 --> 00:13:39,907
So now that we're
getting married,
279
00:13:39,975 --> 00:13:41,642
maybe you could
tell me what you do.
280
00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,911
Do? (CHUCKLES)
What do you mean "do"?
281
00:13:44,947 --> 00:13:46,647
This is what I do.
I'm a dandy.
282
00:13:47,548 --> 00:13:48,849
A what?
283
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,518
I'm the one who says,
"is everybody happy?"
284
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:53,520
ALL: Rory!
285
00:13:53,588 --> 00:13:54,555
Hey!
286
00:13:55,223 --> 00:13:56,691
You see what I mean?
287
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,892
Uh, I guess that's okay.
288
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,395
I guess I could be
Mrs. Dandy.
289
00:14:02,063 --> 00:14:03,397
Oh, that's swell.
290
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,466
But could she really?
291
00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:07,167
Was I the only one
292
00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:09,236
who thought this damewas about to run amok?
293
00:14:09,938 --> 00:14:11,405
That's it!
294
00:14:11,473 --> 00:14:15,109
♪ This dame'sabout to run amok
295
00:14:15,177 --> 00:14:19,213
♪ Looks like we've allrun out of luck
296
00:14:19,281 --> 00:14:23,917
♪ And nothing's evergonna be the same again ♪
297
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:41,535
That dame is poison,
I tell you.
298
00:14:41,603 --> 00:14:43,337
Don't say "dame"!
299
00:14:43,405 --> 00:14:44,972
It's offensive!
300
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,774
Since when?
301
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,744
Since Trixie said it was,
"Politically incorrect."
302
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,180
I've decided
not to like her.
303
00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:55,950
I can't take it anymore.
304
00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:57,718
She's got me worried
about my future.
305
00:14:59,421 --> 00:15:02,123
She says gum's
bad for your teeth.
306
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,392
She told me my
songs were stupid!
307
00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:08,829
They are.
308
00:15:10,532 --> 00:15:12,333
Well, you don't
play so good.
309
00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:14,902
He don't play so well.
310
00:15:16,071 --> 00:15:18,005
Oh, my God,
I'm like her.
311
00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:20,508
Go drop a dish.
312
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,510
She had just arrived,
313
00:15:23,578 --> 00:15:27,014
and already she turned,Shangri-la into "angry-la."
314
00:15:28,483 --> 00:15:29,550
Hey, fez-head.
315
00:15:29,617 --> 00:15:31,285
Are you thinking,
what I'm thinking?
316
00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:34,521
The interloper must die!
317
00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:36,190
Yeah, die! Die!
318
00:15:37,426 --> 00:15:39,627
ALL: (CHANTING) Die! Die!
319
00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:42,463
It was getting ugly.
320
00:15:42,531 --> 00:15:44,132
I had to do something quick
321
00:15:44,199 --> 00:15:47,067
before Rory's Shangri-lawas lost forever.
322
00:15:47,136 --> 00:15:50,238
But first, I had to bend downto pick up Feeny's hat.
323
00:15:50,305 --> 00:15:52,473
Did I say "Feeny"?I meant fez-head.
324
00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:55,576
Gotta think, gotta think.
325
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,645
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
326
00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:03,584
Damn!
327
00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:05,152
I wish I knewhow to read.
328
00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,055
Oh, well.
329
00:16:10,992 --> 00:16:12,059
Hello?
330
00:16:12,828 --> 00:16:13,861
Vortex who?
331
00:16:19,601 --> 00:16:20,568
(LAUGHS)
332
00:16:20,636 --> 00:16:22,136
(VORTEX WHOOSHING)
(GRUNTING)
333
00:16:23,505 --> 00:16:24,571
(GROANS)
334
00:16:25,907 --> 00:16:26,907
(CARTOONS PLAYING ON TV)
335
00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:32,579
See, Topanga? The coyote's
up and ready for more.
336
00:16:33,615 --> 00:16:35,016
The man's a genius.
337
00:16:37,819 --> 00:16:39,019
Aah!
Aah!
338
00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:40,488
Aah!
Aah!
339
00:16:40,555 --> 00:16:41,589
Aah!
340
00:16:41,656 --> 00:16:43,123
Rory?
341
00:16:43,191 --> 00:16:46,126
(IMITATING) Reric?
How'd you get in here?
342
00:16:46,194 --> 00:16:47,594
Through the vortex.
343
00:16:47,662 --> 00:16:49,430
Why are you
dressed like that?
344
00:16:49,497 --> 00:16:52,232
I could ask you
the same question.
345
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,901
What's that coyote
doing in that box?
346
00:16:56,004 --> 00:16:57,305
(BOTH LAUGH)
347
00:16:57,372 --> 00:17:00,474
Anyway, why am I here?
348
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,509
Usually it's 'cause
you're lost.
349
00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:03,644
Huh.
350
00:17:05,247 --> 00:17:06,480
Trixie.
351
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,015
Huh?
352
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,651
You know Trixie.
That must be why I'm here.
353
00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:13,454
That's not Trixie.
That's my wife, Topanga.
354
00:17:13,521 --> 00:17:15,188
You know, my wife?
355
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,758
Your wife was transported
to an alternate universe.
356
00:17:17,826 --> 00:17:19,961
As far as I can tell,
your closet is a vortex
357
00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:22,329
that connects your
reality with ours.
358
00:17:22,397 --> 00:17:24,197
Topanga, come out of the
closet, Eric's drunk.
359
00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:26,967
Drunk with knowledge.
360
00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:28,635
Come with me.
361
00:17:28,703 --> 00:17:30,571
Fine, you want to put on
Topanga's shoes again,
362
00:17:30,639 --> 00:17:32,172
we'll put on Topanga's shoes.
363
00:17:32,241 --> 00:17:33,608
(VORTEX WHOOSHING)
364
00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:37,545
(VORTEX WHOOSHING)
365
00:17:44,452 --> 00:17:45,920
Damn it to hell,
we're too late.
366
00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,398
Why would
somebody do this?
367
00:17:57,466 --> 00:17:58,965
She was gettin'
in the way.
368
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:00,567
In the way of what?
369
00:18:00,635 --> 00:18:01,935
Of our happiness.
370
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:12,145
We was all relaxed and
happy, until she came along.
371
00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:14,348
You're a very good-looking
man, by the way.
372
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,917
Topanga was
a very good person.
373
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:19,086
Yeah, well, now she's
good and dead.
374
00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:20,688
(CHUCKLING)
375
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,958
She ain't gonna
bother us no more.
376
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:26,260
She was a
stress case, man.
377
00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:28,228
So somebody killed her.
378
00:18:28,296 --> 00:18:30,097
Now it's my job to
figure out who done it.
379
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:32,566
(ALL WHISTLING)
380
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:34,067
Hey, hey, hey!
Nobody move!
381
00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:36,637
You're all suspects!
382
00:18:36,704 --> 00:18:38,305
Yeah, you know,
don't leave town!
383
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:40,508
Hold on!
384
00:18:42,176 --> 00:18:43,944
Okay.
385
00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:46,947
You know, maybe Topanga
was a little annoying.
386
00:18:47,015 --> 00:18:48,683
And maybe sometimes,
387
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,417
she made me
a little exasperated.
388
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,754
But I never once
thought of doing this!
389
00:18:55,657 --> 00:18:58,392
All right, maybe a little.
But I never did!
390
00:18:58,459 --> 00:19:00,260
Which is the difference
between me...
391
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:03,063
And you.
392
00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:07,367
Now, tell me,
why did you do it?
393
00:19:07,435 --> 00:19:10,270
I did it because she was
ruining my good time.
394
00:19:10,338 --> 00:19:12,872
She was ruining
our entire way of life.
395
00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:14,274
COSTELLO: Yes, she was.
ELLA: Yeah, yeah.
396
00:19:14,342 --> 00:19:15,909
Why is that?
397
00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:18,913
Because in your hearts
you knew she was right?
398
00:19:19,047 --> 00:19:21,916
Because you knew that even though she'd
change you, it would be for the better?
399
00:19:24,852 --> 00:19:26,019
That's why I need
her in my life.
400
00:19:28,957 --> 00:19:30,557
And you know why
she needs me?
401
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,228
Get up, Topanga.
402
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,963
I can't.
403
00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:38,031
I'm dead.
404
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:41,001
No, you're not.
405
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,036
This isn't real.
406
00:19:44,839 --> 00:19:45,906
I knew that.
407
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:48,608
This whole thing
is a cartoon.
408
00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:50,877
It's pretend.
409
00:19:52,447 --> 00:19:54,881
But, I think
it's what you needed.
410
00:19:55,983 --> 00:19:57,051
It was?
411
00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:01,221
Yeah. It was.
412
00:20:04,025 --> 00:20:06,259
(SIGHS)
413
00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:09,463
All right, I think it's time
I actually did some studying.
414
00:20:09,531 --> 00:20:11,598
Mmm, why don't we
take a break first?
415
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:13,367
Shouldn't we clean
up the popcorn?
416
00:20:13,435 --> 00:20:15,168
The popcorn can wait.
417
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:16,437
You're kidding.
418
00:20:17,538 --> 00:20:18,538
Ah!
419
00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:19,640
(LAUGHS)
420
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,075
Let's watch
some cartoons.
421
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:23,710
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
422
00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:27,781
ERIC: Shangri-la,
heaven on earth.
423
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,750
Utopia.
424
00:20:31,153 --> 00:20:34,488
Is it hidden
somewhere far away?
425
00:20:34,556 --> 00:20:36,723
Or just tucked behind
the shoe rack in your closet?
426
00:20:41,329 --> 00:20:42,530
The choice is yours.
427
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,668
(VORTEX WHOOSHING)
428
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:50,270
(LAUGHS) Isn't this great?
429
00:20:50,338 --> 00:20:51,738
Yeah, ain't it?
430
00:20:53,407 --> 00:20:54,774
You said, "ain't."
431
00:20:54,843 --> 00:20:55,775
I know.
431
00:20:56,305 --> 00:21:02,773
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