Original subtitles

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Park

Um... this little girl is just glaring at me.

But I'm the lord of death! The master of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!

I won't let her intimidate me!

So, what is it you wanted to...

...discuss?

Are you...

...Being X?

IS

EK

AI

QU

AR

TET

Episode 4: Encounter! Classmates

Being... X?

Just come out and admit it.

The overwhelming aura that surrounds you,

your imposing presence...

You can only be that self-proclaimed god known as "Being X"?

Wait. What are you talking about?

So it wasn't enough to toss me into some hell world? What's this about?

Why are you making me go back to school as a little girl? Is this some kind of prank?

Wait, wait.

What?

Are you perhaps originally from Earth...

No, Japan?

Now, someone tell me what the author was actually thinking

when he wrote the second underlined passage?

A-Albedo, you're leaking something...

Calm yourself.

There's no way Lord Ains would find himself attracted to that little girl.

But... But... But...

Lord Ains is the most attractive man in the world, no, the galaxy!

It's possible that anyone in the world could fall in love with him!

I know!

I know how you feel!

How did you two get so close?

I fail to understand as well.

Once you fall in love, you'll know.

I would like to continue class...

Oh, so you're in the same situation as I am?

That's right.

Though I was transported, and you seem to be reincarnated.

Well, you can't expect me to realize that somebody who looks like you

was actually a human.

Sure, and who could expect a little girl was actually a former salaryman?

That's right...

Salaryman.

There's a word I haven't heard in a while.

You should've said you were from another world sooner.

No. Not a chance.

Nobody would believe me.

You're right there.

Lord Ains!

Have fun!

Sorry! I'm going, too!

Tomorrow, after morning classes,

we'll be having that talent show.

It hasn't been decided yet who'll be performing,

so everyone, make sure you're ready.

Sir,

why are we having a talent show?

Because Mr. Roswaal said,

"Wouldn't it be fuuuun?"

That settles it, then.

It does?

Yes. What the teacher says, goes.

It's settled.

It's settled?

It is settled.

I see.

Huh? What did he learn from that?

So you like coffee?

Yeah. Back in Japan I'd...

Major! Major!

Um...

What is it?

School is over for the day, so I came to get you.

The croquettes at the butcher on the corner are about to go on sale!

I don't know who brought us to this world, but...

There is one thing.

One thing?

The food here's great.

Bye, Ains Ooal Gown.

Let's chat again.

Yeah. Let's.

You can get along with anybody, huh?

What does that mean?

It's just really impressive, is all!

The food here's great, huh?

Well, I can't eat, though!

Good morning, instructor!

I mean, teacher!

Good morning, teacher.

Oh, good morning...

Major Tanya von Degurechaff, smiling?

That demon who wears the skin of a girl, smiling?

What's going on?

Good morning, teacher.

Good morning, Ains.

Oh, yeah. There's a lot worse things than demons in this world.

Sorry to make you wait for me, Rem.

No. I just wanted to do it, that's all.

But if we don't hurry, we'll be late.

Let's speed up.

Okay!

Rem, that's too fast for me!

I'll carry you then!

It's fast, yeah.

But I feel like I'm losing my pride as a man.

You're so wonderful when I pick you up and carry you!

Your eyes look even more noble than usual!

But I don't see any men besides me being carried by girls...

I do!

Kazuma?

What?

I know we're running late, but this is a bit much.

This is just the fastest way for our current party to get to school.

We'll get there faster if you carry me than if I run on my own.

What do you want from me?

Don't you have any pride as a man?

Pride that I'd lose 'cause a girl with a six-pack was insulting me? Nope!

Rem, put me down after all.

Okay.

Darkness, put me down after all.

Y-Yeah.

Hi there.

Wait, there's no time to be talking!

Natsuki Subaru.

You're late!

Satou Kazuma,

you're late, too!

Hey, your name's Kazuma, right?

Yes. I'm Kazuma.

Satou Kazuma.

Yes. I'm Satou Kazuma.

Are you maybe...

Wait. Let me say it, too.

You were definitely...

...reincarnated in another world! ...summoned to another world!

Summoned?

Reincarnated?

I knew it when I heard your name!

What settled it for me was the tracksuit!

I wore the same thing when I reincarnated!

The tracksuit! A must-have for the man who never leaves his room.

I did leave my room though. A lot.

Hey! Are you holding those buckets?

So normally, when you reincarnate, you get some broken superpower, right?

Yeah. I know what you're saying.

"Totally overpowered! Wins at everything he does!"

That's how it usually goes, right?

But the reality is like, what the hell?

It's hard. So hard...

So I'm supposed to defeat this Demon King.

And so they tell me I get a bonus when I reincarnated, so I'm all excited.

But what do I get? This useless goddess!

And my party? A mage who can only use magic once a day.

And a crusader who can't hit a damn thing!

No money! No home!

I had to live in a stable!

It was nothing but suffering...

Me, too. I met this half-elf girl, and had to do all these things to help her.

Right now I live in a mansion with her.

But now I've got these twin demon maids.

And this loli with hair shaped like drills.

Wait...

...what the hell?

No, it's not like that.

The only one of them who likes me is Rem.

Rem's the younger twin. The one with the blue hair.

Wait, what the hell?

The one I'm after is Emilia, that's the half-elf.

What the hell?

I'm just saying it's hard for us both.

It's not hard for you all!

You're surrounded by girls?

Going after a girl you love?

How is that hard?

You're my enemy! From now on, you're my enemy.

You harem-having bastard!

What?

We were both reincarnated in another world, so why's he got all the luck?

Damn it all!

No, I wasn't reincarnated.

anone, minna de hitotsu yatte mitai koto ga atta no

Actually, there's something I'd like to try doing with everyone.

nanikashira

What would that be?

minna de ocha toka nominagara ohanashi shitainatte

I thought we could all have a nice talk over some tea.

sore wa are ne, joshikaitte yatsu ne!

That's a Girl's Night Out!

joshikai to iu noniwa kuse no aru mentsu daga

I don't think those are the same.

ii wayo, yarimashou sono joshikai

It sounds interesting. Let us try this "Girl's Night Out."

dewa jiman no chocolate wo youi shiyou dewa naika

Well then, I suppose I could prepare some of my amazing chocolates.

subarashii wa! tanoshimi ne

Wonderful! I can't wait.

tokoro de

By the way...

sono joshikaitte nani kana?

Um, what's a "Girl's Night Out?"

shiranai hanashi ga oosugiru

There's too many conversations I can't follow.

demo wakatte nakutemo shitteiru furi

But even if I don't know what's going on I pretend like I do.

keiken busoku satorasenai

I have no experience; I don't know what's going on.

zero kara hajimeru joshiryoku appu

Let's "start from zero," and increase our girl power.

halfelf mo akuma mo megami mo youjo mo keiken busoku

A half-elf, demon, goddess, and a little girl, and we're all completely clueless.

nicchimo sacchimo ikanai kouchaku joutai

There's no way out of here. It's a total deadlock.

bukiccho kanjou

This is getting awkward.

omowazu zekkyou

Suddenly, we shout out.

mou isekaitte koto de tanoshimou janai

Why not try to enjoy ourselves in this other world?

sekai heiwa mo kuni no mirai mo ima no watashitachi niwa kankeinai

Right now we don't have to bother with world peace or the future of our country

None of that matters to us right now

oishii oyatsu sae areba sore nari futsuu ni tanoshii ne

As long as we have delicious snacks, that's fun in and of itself

areya koreya to koibana shitari zutto girls' talk tenkaichuu

Talking about love and messing around, it's a never ending "Girls Talk"

konna jikan mo warukunai

This really isn't so bad

tamani wa ii kamo ne

Maybe it's actually good every once in awhile?

sore ja matane raishuu

Well then, see you all next week!

Bye bye!