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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,583 --> 00:00:02,084 [TV static drones] 2 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:04,920 [bright tone] 3 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:06,255 [upbeat gospel music playing] 4 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,423 - Here we go, now. 5 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,717 Gemstone roll call. 6 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,261 I say, Jesse, where you at? 7 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:16,432 ? ? 8 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,059 Come on, Judy-Leigh, get on out here. 9 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:23,272 ? ? 10 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,481 Whoo! 11 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:27,860 All right, Kelvin, are you still here? 12 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,111 Yes. 13 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,447 Oh, yeah! 14 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,073 Ha. 15 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,533 [laughs] 16 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,911 ? Hey, everybody, good God Almighty ? 17 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,622 ? It's my favorite time of the year ? 18 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:44,334 The Aimee-Leigh Birthday Celebration Give-A-Thon, y'all. 19 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:47,796 ? I'm so happy everybody was here ? 20 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:51,008 Raising money, lifting spirits. 21 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,760 - ? Celebration ? 22 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,470 - My cup spilleth over, now. 23 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,763 ? Celebratin' ? 24 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,140 - ? My mama's birthday, yeah, yeah ? 25 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,558 - ? Celebration ? 26 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,643 - Happy birthday, sister. 27 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:05,647 - Oh, Jesus Christ, can you hear us? 28 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,817 Thank you for coming out to the Aimee-Leigh Gemstone 29 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:10,444 birthday telethon. 30 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,821 Well, you know we couldn't leave ya 31 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,364 without one more little ditty. 32 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,533 Let's send them home. 33 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:17,659 - Look out, now. 34 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:24,793 ? ? 35 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,298 - ? Rising up ? 36 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:36,261 ? Rising up ? 37 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,138 ? Higher and higher ? 38 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,973 - Higher, higher! 39 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:43,018 - ? Into the heavenly sky ? 40 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,103 - Shit. 41 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,270 Fuck! 42 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,647 Oh, God damn it. 43 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,482 [jet pack whirring] Oh, shit! 44 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,858 Jesus Christ! 45 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,318 [thuds, groans] 46 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,862 Oh, fuck! Oh. - Cut! 47 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,532 Cut! Cut, God damn it! 48 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,533 - Oh, God. 49 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:00,035 - This is the climax to the whole telethon. 50 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,370 - I feel unsafe, dude. - We can't be messing up... 51 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,372 - Oh, shit! - Like this on live TV! 52 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,790 - Turn it off! - Get it off me! 53 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:05,833 - My jet pack is hissing. 54 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:06,834 - Get it off me! 55 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,168 - Whoa! 56 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,169 Ah! 57 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,838 - [screams] - No! 58 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:11,839 Get off! 59 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,882 - Oh, fuck me! No, no, no, no! 60 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,801 [clattering] - Whoa! 61 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,720 [screaming] 62 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:19,721 [thuds] 63 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:20,889 - Oh, no. - The fucking thing is- 64 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,058 it's speeding up! - [grunting] 65 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,726 - [groaning] 66 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,854 - Jesus Christ! Turn it off! - Oh, God! 67 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,231 - Fuck my handsome white ass. 68 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,901 - ? Praise ? 69 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:36,071 ? ? 70 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:40,200 ? Praise ? 71 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,077 - Y'all better learn them jet packs. 72 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,746 Y'all looking like a bunch of rank amateurs. 73 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,206 - We are amateurs, asshole. 74 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,458 We ain't never done no damn jet packs before. 75 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:51,295 - Jet packs are for authentic G.I. Joe bois. 76 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,089 - These fucking fairy wings, they get caught on everything. 77 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,757 I hate this costume. It sucks. 78 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:56,758 - Fairy wings? 79 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:57,926 Is that what these are? 80 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,428 - No, they ain't fairy wings. 81 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,096 They angel wings, dummy. 82 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:04,099 - Well, whoever wings they are, I'm not doing this shit. 83 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,100 - The hell you ain't. 84 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,518 Y'all wearin' them jet packs. 85 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,228 Hang on. Take it off. 86 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:10,230 Now, where the hell is Eli? 87 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,774 We can't have no birthday celebration telethon 88 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:13,942 without Eli around. 89 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,069 - Daddy's done checked out these days. 90 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,571 He don't show up for shit no more. 91 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,615 - Well, that's disrespect to my sister. 92 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,408 I mean, the only reason we doing this whole thing 93 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,451 is to honor her. 94 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,119 And Eli can't be bothered? 95 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,289 He's just a little ol' fat little pig is what he is. 96 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,790 - Dang, Uncle Baby Billy! - Oh, God! Jeez! 97 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,125 - Oh, put some damn drawers on. 98 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,919 - No, y'all need to see this. 99 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,629 Behold. Look at this. 100 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,963 That's my privates right there. 101 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,131 - [groaning] - God damn it. 102 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,382 - This is what a fucking man looks like. 103 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,800 This is how I roll, 104 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:41,094 balls out and claws out. 105 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,305 - You are literally swinging your dick around. 106 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,640 - People in this family need to recognize 107 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,433 which side of the bread's got butter on it. 108 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,143 - Oh, God dang. - Oh, God damn it! 109 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,270 - Now, I'm the one who booked all these people 110 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,147 to come and celebrate Aimee-Leigh, 111 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,983 a damn star-studded event. 112 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:57,527 Now, if Eli is a no-show, 113 00:03:57,528 --> 00:04:00,864 this whole telethon ain't gonna feel legit. 114 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:04,117 Now, what you need to do is to call your daddy 115 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,661 and get his ass to come. 116 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,996 - When we call our daddy, he don't pick up. 117 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,831 - Yeah, we ain't talked to that fool in weeks. 118 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:11,333 - Yeah, we think he's going through, like, 119 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,834 a midlife thing or something. 120 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,294 - Midlife? 121 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,963 That motherfucker's older than me. 122 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,673 He ain't halfway through nothing. 123 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,759 - OK. - Bottom of the ninth, two out. 124 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,177 Midlife. 125 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,179 He wishes he was midlife. 126 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,722 [snorts] 127 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,849 Fuck Eli Gemstone. 128 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,519 [boat horn blares] 129 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,230 [seagulls squawking] 130 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:36,233 [Joseph Stephens' "Manscaping"] 131 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:43,366 ? ? 132 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,873 - [yawns] 133 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:53,750 [bones cracking] 134 00:04:53,751 --> 00:05:00,590 ? ? 135 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,342 Good morning. 136 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,386 I made you some eggs. 137 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,346 - Ah, hot damn. 138 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:09,808 - Just thought I'd get you on your way with some sunny sides. 139 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,227 - I think there's a hair in my eggs, Captain. 140 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,229 I'd like to return these to the kitchen 141 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:18,650 and get that thick breakfast sausage instead. 142 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:19,985 Rise and shine. 143 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,069 [laughter] 144 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:25,198 - Well, I'm out of shine, I think. 145 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,534 I'm definitely out of rise. 146 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,037 - Why you getting all cold fish on me? 147 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,413 You married or something? 148 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:33,290 - Oh, I ain't married. 149 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,585 I just-I thought we should talk about some things. 150 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:37,586 - Uh-oh. 151 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,171 - We have fun. 152 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,840 I like hanging out with you. - [sighs] 153 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:47,054 - I'm just-it seems like you're wanting more, 154 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,598 like spending the night and such. 155 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,099 I just ain't there. 156 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:55,604 - And you figured all this out right after we finally fucked? 157 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:59,734 We 69'd for 40 minutes straight. 158 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,403 - I had a nice time last night. 159 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,821 I hope you did too. 160 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:08,075 I'm just not ready to be serious with anyone. 161 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,786 - I'm just trying to have some fun. 162 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,664 If you don't like me, you can just say. 163 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,335 - I don't like you. 164 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,879 I'm sorry. 165 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:25,050 [Johnny Thunder's "I'm Alive"] 166 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:31,139 ? ? 167 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,475 - ? I'm alive ? 168 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:36,103 ? And I see things mighty clear today ? 169 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,647 ? I'm alive ? 170 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,857 ? Yeah ? 171 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:43,151 ? I'm alive ? 172 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,779 ? And I'm breathin' clean, fresh air today ? 173 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,906 ? I'm alive ? 174 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,282 ? Yes, I am ? 175 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,243 ? ? 176 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,829 ? Hey ? 177 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:57,499 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 178 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,334 ? Baby, baby, baby ? 179 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:00,877 - Come on! - ? I'm a man ? 180 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:03,004 - Whoo! Come on! 181 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,714 - ? Who cares if my hair's a little bit long ? 182 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:07,050 ? I'm alive ? 183 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,386 ? Come on ? 184 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,513 ? Ow ? 185 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,432 ? But now I'm alive ? 186 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,517 ? I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive ? 187 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,852 - [laughs] 188 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:17,936 - ? I'm alive ? 189 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,479 - Oh, man. 190 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,149 - ? I'm alive, hey ? 191 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,610 ? And I'm breathing ? 192 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,446 - Fuck. 193 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,407 [dramatic yodeling] 194 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:37,540 ? ? 195 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:46,840 Not exactly the same as the compound, but it's cozy. 196 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,634 - Damn, Daddy, you out here getting drunk on the sea? 197 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,887 - I enjoy a margarita or two. 198 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,638 It's part of the lifestyle out here. 199 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:54,639 - Lifestyle? 200 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,183 Really? 201 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,226 OK, maybe Daddy needs a time-out. 202 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,853 - Yeah, and a goddamn men's haircut. 203 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:00,896 That might be nice. 204 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,106 - Ew! Is that a woman's bra? 205 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:04,733 - Oh! - That's for tits. 206 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:05,901 - Are you dating? 207 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,694 Is this proof of your sex, Daddy? 208 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,112 - It's not what you think it is. 209 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:11,907 I use it for fishing, for bait. 210 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,575 - Oh, thank God. 211 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,410 I was thinking like, oh, maybe Daddy 212 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:18,246 found some saggy-titted sea hag to replace Mama. 213 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,664 About to flip my shit over here. 214 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:20,999 Look, I was fixin' to start crying. 215 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Look at my eyes. 216 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,378 - Could you even imagine if Daddy met someone new? 217 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:28,340 [laughs] Yucky ducks! Ew. 218 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,926 - That'd be the fucking worst. [laughs] 219 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,554 Luckily all of Daddy's loin desires have disappeared. 220 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,139 Daddy's nuts done dried. 221 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,766 - All your dick juices are gone 222 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,143 'cause Mama's got 'em in a jar up in heaven. 223 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,311 - OK. 224 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,812 - What can I do for you kids? 225 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,606 - Ain't nobody heard whether you were coming back 226 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:47,317 for Mama's birthday celebration telethon. 227 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:50,570 I was just curious if maybe your RSVP is floating around 228 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:51,905 in some bottle out here. 229 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,658 - Yeah, well, I'm, uh, not gonna make it. 230 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:55,659 - What? 231 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,952 Why come? 232 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:57,953 It's for Mama, Daddy. 233 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:00,288 - Yeah, that's your dead wife, remember, dude? 234 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,414 - Of course. 235 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:04,543 I just-I-I'm out here- 236 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,919 I'm trying to wrestle with things. 237 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,463 I'm trying to figure out what I need. 238 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,382 - Look at this motherfucker here. 239 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,759 This dude's down here wasting away in Margaritaville. 240 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,636 Thinking he's fucking Robinson Crusoe, 241 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,430 like you fucking Tom Hanks from that one motion picture. 242 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:18,431 - "Philadelphia." 243 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,141 - No, not the AIDS one, the by-hisself one. 244 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,476 - No, the, uh- 245 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,727 dang, I just had it. 246 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,062 - The by-hisself one. 247 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,647 What is the fucking Tom Hanks-by-hisself one? 248 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,107 - "Cast Away." - "Cast Away." 249 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,149 Bingo. 250 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,150 That's what you doing, Daddy. 251 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,277 You out here actin' like 252 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,654 you in that goddamn motion picture. 253 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,322 - I'm not gonna make the telethon. 254 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,490 I'm sorry. 255 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,159 I just-my head's not in the right place. 256 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,120 - All right, well, if you don't love Mama no more 257 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,621 and you just want to sit out here 258 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:44,291 and float around smelling like fish pussy all day, go ahead. 259 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,460 - Yeah, boy, smell like minge for the rest of yo' days. 260 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:48,628 - Minge? 261 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,338 - Pussy, Daddy. 262 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,382 - Ah, Kelvin, don't you say that word, please. 263 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,466 - We growns, Daddy. 264 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,884 We can say whatever the hell we want to. 265 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:58,054 We can say "pussy" on a loop 50 times if we do so desire. 266 00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,223 - And if Daddy ain't gonna come to Mama's birthday, 267 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,183 he finna get hit with that "pussy" loop. 268 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,184 - Yep. 269 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,519 Wait, what are we doing? 270 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,812 - Daddy, we're gonna give you to the count of 3 271 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:06,938 to tell us you coming back. 272 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,023 1. 273 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,190 - Call it off. 274 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,191 - 2. 275 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,360 - I'm not coming. 276 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,613 - Then let the "pussies" begin. [fingers snap] 277 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,032 - Pussy. - Pussy, pussy, pussy. 278 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,869 - Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. 279 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,038 - [babbling] - Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy! 280 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,040 all: Pussy! Pussy! Pussy! Pussy! Pussy! Pussy! 281 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,125 - Fine, I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! 282 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,210 Just stop saying pussy! - [cheering] 283 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,712 - Yeah, we got him! - Yeah! 284 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,213 - "Pussy" loop the loop. 285 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,214 - Oh, my God. 286 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:36,051 [79.5's "B.D.F.Q."] 287 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:40,597 - ? Bitch, don't fucking quit ? 288 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,390 ? Don't fucking quit ? 289 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:45,185 ? You got it, bitch, you got it, bitch ? 290 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,021 ? ? 291 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:53,568 ? Ooh, ooh ? 292 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:56,738 ? Ah, ah, ah ? 293 00:10:56,739 --> 00:11:01,451 ? Bitch, don't fucking quit ? 294 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,911 ? Don't fucking quit ? 295 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,915 ? You got it, bitch, you got it, bitch ? 296 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,250 ? ? 297 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,502 [applause] - Yes! 298 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,880 Great job! 299 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,090 Nice job, BJ. 300 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,091 - Thanks, Tanya. 301 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,176 I appreciate your guidance. - Of course. 302 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,595 - Whoo, God dang, Beej. [laughs] 303 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,556 Watching you work that pole's got me slick, boy. 304 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,226 'Bout to start finger dancin' on my snapdragz. 305 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,769 Talkin' bout clitty cat. 306 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,270 [laughs] 307 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,772 - I'll see you next class, BJ. 308 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,107 - OK. 309 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,858 - Yeah, walk that tight ass away. 310 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,444 Go sit on a hot car hood, you cunt. 311 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,987 - Jeez Louise. 312 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:39,489 Are you OK, Jude? 313 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,157 - Yeah, I'm fine. 314 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,785 I'm just, like, looking around at all these fit slits 315 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,662 and I'm feeling like, what the fuck? 316 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,081 Why do you need hobbies and shit? 317 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,624 Don't I give you a good life? 318 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,292 - Of course you do, Judy. 319 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,294 But a man can have hobbies. 320 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:56,631 The physical rigor and slightly taboo nature of pole 321 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,758 has engaged the healthy obsessive in me. 322 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,135 I want to get good at this. 323 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,095 It's all about core body strength, 324 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,472 not peeping tight asses. 325 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,851 Come on. Come on. 326 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,562 So you must be super stoked you got Daddy 327 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,980 to come back for the telethon. 328 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,774 Props on that. - Yeah, thanks, dude. 329 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:17,986 I was, like, right on the verge of estranging his flat ass 330 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,487 if he was gonna say no. 331 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,156 I even wrote a "fuck you" note. 332 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,575 Cut out letters from magazines, smeared some dog shit on it 333 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,785 with a dollar store spatula 334 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,787 just in case he chose not to come. 335 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,122 But now he's back. 336 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,790 And he's here for Mama's memory. 337 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,292 And he's worrying about what matters, 338 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,503 and that's me, Jesse, and Kelvin. 339 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,838 [dramatic music playing] 340 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,256 - ? Prism ? 341 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,300 ? ? 342 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,843 ? Prism ? 343 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,846 [cheers and applause] 344 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,515 - Livin' loud and proud! 345 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,392 Welcome to Prism, y'all, 346 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,186 where we look at the Bible... 347 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,312 - In a different light. 348 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,354 - ? Prism ? [fingers snap] 349 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,857 - ? Where diversity sparkles ? 350 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:59,903 - Maybe the Bible of ancient times 351 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,197 doesn't work for us anymore. 352 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,532 As modern young adults, 353 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,535 we see the world different than older, 354 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,662 lamer generations. 355 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:13,541 We're more open, understanding, and accepting. 356 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,376 And let's face it, 357 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:19,506 some of the stuff in the Bible is not. 358 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,633 - Let's get rid of that yucky stuff 359 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,468 and focus on the good stuff. 360 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,221 - Let's rock the system, y'all. 361 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,555 - [imitates electric guitar riff] 362 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,975 - It's time to do things our way. 363 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,355 Open your Kelvin Gemstone edition Bibles. 364 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,899 'Cause it's Prism time, y'all. 365 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,902 [cheers and applause] 366 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,905 [upbeat music playing] 367 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,114 ? ? 368 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,783 We are living the dream, Keefe. 369 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,911 - Do not wake me up. 370 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,621 - For the first time in my life, 371 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,414 I've found my people at Prism. 372 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,042 I'm being myself and worshipped well for it. 373 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,794 - I worship you, brother. 374 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,879 Never did I ever dream that we would have 375 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,422 all that we have right now. 376 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,133 The acceptance, the success of Prism- 377 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,762 I, too, am the happiest I've ever been right now. 378 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,597 - Plus, for once in my life, I have something 379 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,433 I can throw in Jesse and Judy's faces, 380 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,269 something that's actually making money. 381 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,188 This pink money's bountiful too, boy. 382 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,940 - [chuckles] Spends just as good as green. 383 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,276 - [laughs] It's our world now, Keefe. 384 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,069 We do what we want. 385 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,196 - Yeah. Yeah, we do. 386 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,741 Maybe we could even be a little more open for everyone. 387 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,120 Set an example for our Prism discipes 388 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:36,457 by maybe kissing more in public or, I don't know, 389 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,084 getting married? 390 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,460 - Whoa. 391 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,421 Coming in hot today, Keefe. 392 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,089 Don't be crazy, buddy. 393 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,633 Part of the reason Prism is so profitable 394 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,677 is, me and you keep it right down the mids. 395 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,637 We're like Siegfried and Roy. 396 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,306 - The white tiger men? 397 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,307 - Mm-hmm. 398 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,100 That's us. 399 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,811 Their show was always packed. 400 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,480 And sure, yes, everyone knew, in the privacy 401 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,940 of their animal-print mansion, 402 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,151 they were licking each other's wieners 403 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,361 just like me and you do. 404 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,197 But Roy and Sigs, they didn't make a thing of it. 405 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,699 Think about it. 406 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,159 If they were to play a quick round 407 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,328 of put in the pipe with each other in front of the audience 408 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,247 before they made that tiger jump through the fire, 409 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,792 would the entire audience stick around for the show? 410 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,170 Would they tell their friends they gotta go to Vegas, 411 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,756 check out Siegfried and Roy? 412 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,467 - The answer is n-no? 413 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,260 - There he is. 414 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,429 There's my mans. 415 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,640 Uh-oh. [smooches] 416 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:34,807 Look who it is. 417 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,352 - Kelvin, I don't have time for the kissy monster. 418 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,478 - I'm gon' get you. - Oh, no. 419 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,771 - I'm gon' get you! 420 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,023 - Oh, no. 421 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,316 - [roars] 422 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,485 [sweeping orchestral music] 423 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,362 - Sick of people giving you weird looks 424 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,364 when you pray into the public? 425 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,990 Tired of waiting for your wife 426 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,034 to finish shopping at the local mall? 427 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,160 - [scoffs] - [chuckles] 428 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,037 Take the stress away by checking into one 429 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,332 of our luxury Prayer Pods. 430 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,084 - With Prayer Pods, the Gemstones are 431 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,879 bringing you their love and message everywhere you are. 432 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,007 - For a small fee, you can gain access to your very own 433 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,009 private Prayer Pod. 434 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:13,763 Once inside, you'll have access to exclusive sermons, 435 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,557 quick prayers, and sneak peeks of some 436 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:20,395 of the exciting new content coming from Gemstone Studios. 437 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,188 - Whoa, Dad, looks like something from the future. 438 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,731 - [laughs] 439 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,401 That's because it is from the future, son. 440 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,404 Prayer Pods are the future of worship. 441 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:33,157 A tiny little, eensy, teensy, weensy bit of Christ 442 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,867 when you need him the most. 443 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,704 - Amen. 444 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,247 - There's room for all. 445 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,581 - Cozy. 446 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:45,169 ? ? 447 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,046 - Pontius, come in. 448 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:50,258 Pontius, get in here right now. Come in. 449 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,426 Get in here. 450 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,760 Sit on my lap. 451 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,595 Sit on my knee. 452 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:59,892 ? ? 453 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,310 [bell rings] 454 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,603 Jesus Christ! 455 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,813 Ugh, God damn it! 456 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,566 It smells like Pontius shit his damn pants in there. 457 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,569 - Fucking farted on your knee, dude. 458 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,404 - [coughs] 459 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,948 - I still haven't seen any Prayer Pods in the wild yet. 460 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,283 - Yeah, they're definitely launching 461 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,743 a little slower than anticipated. 462 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,286 You know, we're just trying to find the right location 463 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,455 that gets the kind of foot traffic we're looking for. 464 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,040 Airports are being a little bit weird 465 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,875 because they're owned federally, apparently. 466 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,710 [chuckles] - You know, this kind of thing 467 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,462 just takes a little bit of time. 468 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,047 I am so proud of you. 469 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,631 And I think it's brilliant. 470 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,133 - My first church invention. 471 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,634 - Why did we have to be in this? 472 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,720 - 'Cause what else you got going on, Pontius? 473 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,889 Your dumb ass failed out of the Citadel. 474 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,974 Now you gotta do whatever your parents want. 475 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,894 - To transform into a lame church dork like Gideon? 476 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,479 No, thanks. - Thank you, Pont. 477 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,564 I appreciate that. - Getting kicked out of school, 478 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,316 now, that's what's lame. - Bingo. 479 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,985 - Citadel was stricter on me because of my family name. 480 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,528 It's the only reason I got expelled. 481 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,113 - It wasn't 'cause you were making viral videos 482 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,115 with your buddies of sticking firecrackers 483 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,992 up each other's assholes and filming it? 484 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,535 - Pontius, baby, I do need you to know 485 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,162 that you can really hurt your privates 486 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,622 doing things like that. 487 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:06,375 - Believe me, everything down there is working just fine. 488 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,044 - Ugh, revolting. 489 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,545 We sent our damn boy to military school 490 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:10,797 to whip him into shape. 491 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,839 He came back worse, 492 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,174 and now he knows how to kill people. 493 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,343 - It is a good skill to have if you're judicious. 494 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,011 Maybe we could encourage Pontius 495 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,846 to make better decisions going forward 496 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,557 if we were more supportive. 497 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,558 - Yeah. 498 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,268 Support me. 499 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,854 - I am supporting you, by letting your ass stay at home. 500 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,981 That's a lot more than my daddy would do for me. 501 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,358 - But Eli did let you move back home 502 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,609 when you got kicked out of school. 503 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,319 - Apples and oranges. 504 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,695 - Sounds like the exact same thing. 505 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,531 - Well, my daddy doesn't support me now, 506 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,449 so, face, shut the fuck up. 507 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,492 - What are you talking about, Dad? 508 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,119 Granddad has always been pretty supportive. 509 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,453 - Are you kidding me? 510 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,205 I literally had to go down to Florida 511 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,374 and drag his long-haired ass back here 512 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,709 to come celebrate my mama's birthday. 513 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,045 - I think dwelling on Grandma just makes him sad is all. 514 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,380 - Why are you getting his side? 515 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,382 I'm sitting here just trying to, like, rail on my old man. 516 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,008 And you're sitting here like, oh, he's sad about this, 517 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,385 he's sad about that. 518 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,719 Be straight with me, Gideon. 519 00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,720 Is he your mentor figure? 520 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,055 You can tell me if he is. Just tell me. 521 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,181 Is he your mentor figure or not? 522 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,391 - I mean, we talk sometimes. 523 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,517 He gives me advice and stuff. 524 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,768 - He calls you? 525 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:06,894 He doesn't call me. 526 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,105 - Well, it goes both ways. I call him too. 527 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,274 - You call him? 528 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,693 Call me, bro. I'm here, all right? 529 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,736 I can mentor figure. - [scoffs] 530 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,737 - Denied. 531 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,197 I think Dad's butthurt. 532 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,782 - Abraham, no sodomy jokes. 533 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,909 - It's honestly just really normal Granddad stuff. 534 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:27,165 But if that makes him a mentor figure, then yeah, I guess. 535 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,207 - Knew it. 536 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,417 So funny. 537 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,335 [laughs] You know what? 538 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,753 Go be butt buddies with your granddaddy. 539 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,880 See if I care. 540 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,339 I'll tell you this. 541 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,883 There ain't a damn person in this world 542 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,594 that thinks that Daddy's cool anymore except for you. 543 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,012 So think about that. 544 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,514 - Hey, baby, butt buddies is-is sodomy. 545 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,224 - I didn't mean it like that, all right? 546 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,350 I'm not trying to say he's trying 547 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,685 to fuck my daddy in the ass. 548 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,270 I just mean that they're, like, connected together 549 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,901 all the time, and it's annoying. 550 00:19:53,227 --> 00:19:55,276 - Come on, Jesse. 551 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,236 Just like your brother and sister, stabilize! 552 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,279 - Shut the fuck up! 553 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,947 What the hell do you think I'm trying to do? 554 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,115 God damn it. 555 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,658 - He wants you to be like us. 556 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,952 - Yeah, Jesse, stabilize. 557 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,495 - Down there fucking saying shit. 558 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,997 Stabilize, stabilize. 559 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,582 - 10 years sober for this. 560 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,084 - Just focus on your own stabilizations. 561 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,003 - As you can see, business as usual. 562 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,504 - You look like an idiot. - You look like an idiot. 563 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,466 - Martin, until today, I never thought I'd outlive my kids. 564 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,009 - [laughs] 565 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,469 [horn honking] 566 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,971 - [cheering] Yeah! 567 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,598 - Hey, hey! Look who I got here! 568 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,599 - Whoo! 569 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,143 - Look who I got with me right here! 570 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:32,772 - Look at y'all, flying around like spacemen! 571 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,774 - Ahh! 572 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,151 - Lori Milsap, we're flying! 573 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,402 - Whoo. 574 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,570 - Hey, get these things off of us 575 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,073 so we can go do hugs with Mama's bestie. 576 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,491 - Come on down. Bring 'em down. 577 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,992 - Hold on. - Come down. 578 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,244 - Let me just get mine figured out. 579 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,828 Hold on. - Be careful. 580 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,830 - Oh, shit, mine's doing weird stuff. 581 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,082 - Stick the landing. - Oh, shit! 582 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,667 - Whoa! - Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup! 583 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,335 Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup! 584 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,337 Oh, God damn it! 585 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,089 Oh, fuck! - Is he all right? 586 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,382 - 'Sup? - Let's get it off him. 587 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,635 - [laughs] - Whoo! 588 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,178 - Come on, y'all, I need a hug. - Look at her. 589 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:05,554 - I missed y'all little cocksuckers. 590 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,682 - Miss Lori! - Miss Lori! 591 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,142 [laughter] Miss Lori! 592 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,352 - Eh? 593 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,687 Is Willie Nelson here? 594 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,689 Who's that long-haired hippie over there? 595 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,190 - [laughs] - Oh! 596 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,734 - Even Miss Lori's making fun of Daddy's dumb hair. 597 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,528 - Good to see you, Lori. 598 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,363 - Are you kidding me? Give me a hug. 599 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,489 - OK. - Hug her, Eli. 600 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,824 Don't be no android. 601 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,659 - Look how awkward Daddy's being, huh? 602 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,035 [laughs] Bashful Daddy. 603 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,537 - Look at his cheeks, dude. 604 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,871 See how the pink's coming up in them? 605 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,624 - Yeah, right here. - Would you stop being weird? 606 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,459 - We're just doing teases. Dang. 607 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,211 - Glad you made it, Miss Lori. 608 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:39,130 - You think I would miss this? 609 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,506 Come here, Marty. 610 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,507 - Aw. 611 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,301 - Always a true friend to Aimee-Leigh, Lori. 612 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,512 I bet you could never dream of skipping out on this tribute, 613 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,306 unlike old Eli over there. 614 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,975 - Miss Lori, we basically had to drag Daddy's ass 615 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,393 from the floor of the ocean. 616 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,396 - Yeah, now he's come back like a damn domesticated savage, 617 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,565 all confused about how the modern world works. 618 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,317 - I'm here, ain't I? 619 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,484 - You damn well better be. 620 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,070 'Cause we pulling out all the stops, sweetheart. 621 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,196 Y'all keep rehearsing. 622 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,574 I got a "Bible Bonkers" taping I got to be at. 623 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,868 They can't start the show without no star, now. 624 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:12,705 I'm a big-time TV mogul now, Lori, the biggest. 625 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,123 Don't be jealous, Eli. 626 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,458 - Jealous of what? 627 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,918 - That I'm Tyler Perry and you ain't. 628 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:21,255 You're more like Luke Perry: dead. 629 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:23,424 Hey, I got to go now. 630 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,592 [horn honks] 631 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,968 Hold on. 632 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,595 - God damn, y'all. 633 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,721 - Move out the way! 634 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,598 - It really has been too long, y'all. 635 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:34,769 I mean, shit, I gotta get my shit together over here. 636 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,437 - Daddy, you can happy cry as well. 637 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,605 Miss Lori's back. 638 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,231 - That's what I'm talking about. 639 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,524 - Whoo! - Yes! Yes! Yes! 640 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,360 - Lori! [clapping] 641 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,694 - Yes! Lori's here! 642 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,071 - Yes, yes, yes! - Yes! 643 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,781 - Miss Lori. - She's here. 644 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,783 - I love you. 645 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,785 - Oh, you know, I've just been kicking around. 646 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:51,869 JESSE: What the hell do you think I'm trying to do? 647 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,079 - You know. [chuckles] JESSE: Stupid damn jet pack! 648 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,373 - Did some dinner theater up in Pigeon Forge 649 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,249 and shit like that. JESSE: Whoo! 650 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,043 - [laughs] - Gotta share your gift. 651 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,378 - Well... - Are you happy? 652 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,629 JUDY: Whoo! 653 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,589 - Oh, man, hell no. [laughs] 654 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:04,590 KELVIN: Whoo! JESSE: Mine's busted. 655 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,635 - I mean, it's been a rough couple of years. 656 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,638 - Yeah, the last 1,000 miles or so on my odometer 657 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,265 haven't been particularly kind to me either. 658 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,351 - At least you still got your hair. 659 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,644 - [laughing] Yeah. Yeah. 660 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,686 JESSE: I don't want to be by your side. 661 00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:19,271 Trying to do it on my own. Shut the fuck up. 662 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,774 - Hey, why'd your kids have to beg you to do this? 663 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:22,817 JUDY: I'll do it. JESSE: Shut up! 664 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,819 - I guess a man can't float in his own boat 665 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,655 in the Florida Keys using a different name 666 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,490 without being a deadbeat. 667 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,491 JESSE: Damn this thing. 668 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,659 - Well, I'm impressed. 669 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,786 - [laughs] - Shoot. 670 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,996 JESSE: Why is this moving? Shit. Mine's broken. 671 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,457 - I miss her, Eli. 672 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,501 - Yeah, we all do. 673 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:44,130 - You know, I do talk to her sometimes. 674 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:47,007 - Me too. - Mm. I bet. 675 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:51,345 [sighs] Oh, Aimee-Leigh, you big dummy, 676 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:52,763 leaving us here. 677 00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:55,474 I mean... JESSE: Shut up! 678 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:57,518 - As much as I love her, you gotta admit, 679 00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,020 that was just plain rude. 680 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,522 - [chortles] - [laughs] 681 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,316 - Oh, God. Yeah. - Whoo! 682 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,693 - Well, maybe someday we'll get to tell her 683 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,820 just how damn rude she was. 684 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:12,575 [laughter] 685 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,161 [Deki Alem's "Leave Me Alone"] 686 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,996 - ? Leave me the fuck alone ? 687 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,498 ? I'll eat your heart, limbs, head, and bones ? 688 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,251 ? Don't leave a message at the tone ? 689 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,879 ? La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la ? 690 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,422 ? Leave me the fuck alone ? 691 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,008 ? I'll eat your heart, limbs, head, and bones ? 692 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:32,720 ? Don't leave a message at the tone ? 693 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,346 ? Leave me the fuck alone ? 694 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:35,890 - Hey, Pont! 695 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,891 Pontius! 696 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:37,975 [over earbuds] - ? Please don't make me ? 697 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,059 - Come on, man, service is about to start. 698 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,644 Let's go. Come on. - [laughs] 699 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,855 And watch you flounder? 700 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,024 I'll pass. 701 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,859 - I'm not gonna flounder, so... 702 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,987 - We'll see about that. - That's not- 703 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:52,406 I'm not gonna flounder. 704 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:54,451 And Jesus said... 705 00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,080 "I am He." 706 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:03,751 And, uh, all the soldiers in the land fell on- 707 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,587 [clears throat] Sorry. 708 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,758 So they were- all the soldiers fell down. 709 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,301 Uh... 710 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:16,472 basically, yeah, so the soldiers fell down. 711 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,765 - Dude is good at everything, 712 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,266 but he fucking sucks at preaching. 713 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,644 How? How is that possible? 714 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:25,606 - And that's all part of God's plan 715 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,608 was why. - [snoring] 716 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,611 - That's the reason how-how come. 717 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,490 There was more slides, but I think we got it. 718 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:37,326 Man, I am not great at sermons, huh? 719 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,410 - Yeah, you're not. 720 00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:39,453 - [chuckles] 721 00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:42,122 - My advice to you would be less monotone. 722 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,707 Stop pretending like you're on NPR. 723 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,292 Maybe don't fuck with them PowerPoints 724 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,086 and computer screens quite so much. 725 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,963 Maybe even pop a beta blocker or something. 726 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,590 - Wednesday's sermon is mostly an older crowd. 727 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:52,967 You'll figure it out. 728 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,260 Keep it simple. 729 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,886 - Yeah. 730 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,888 - OK, that's kind of vague, LOL. 731 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,307 [laughs] Thanks for nothing, Granddad. 732 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:01,308 Am I right? 733 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:02,309 - No, I think it's good. 734 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:03,728 I appreciate the advice. 735 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:07,147 - Pkew. - Whew! 736 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:08,315 - [laughs] 737 00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:10,442 - It's not-not funny. 738 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:13,445 Are you pretending that his fist got hurt when you guys- 739 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,446 no, I don't get it. 740 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,865 I'm sorry. 741 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,868 [dynamic music playing] 742 00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:27,002 ? ? 743 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:39,346 - ? Happy birthday, Aimee-Leigh ? 744 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:42,016 - ? Happy birthday ? 745 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:47,688 - ? Reflecting our devotion in your memory ? 746 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,816 ? So come and celebrate ? 747 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,359 - Happy birthday, Aimee-Leigh! 748 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,029 - ? And please donate ? - ? Please donate ? 749 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,698 - ? To the Aimee-Leigh Celebration Give-A-Thon ? 750 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,784 - Please welcome the Gemstone family 751 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:03,370 with Eli Gemstone himself. 752 00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:04,705 - Hey! 753 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,041 Yes, it's us! 754 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,542 - Mama's birthday, everybody! 755 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,044 - Whoo! - Oh! 756 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,546 - Yay, Mama! 757 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:15,215 - Thank you so much. 758 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,426 I-I-I debated coming here tonight. 759 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,929 I'm retired now, and I try to stay out of the limelight. 760 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:23,932 But the kids talked me into it. 761 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,268 - Aw. - They said it was important. 762 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:29,271 And for once, they were right. - [laughs] 763 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:30,397 - Aw, Daddy. - For once. 764 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,899 - For once. - For once. 765 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,193 That's right, we were. 766 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:37,946 And Lord knows I'm the busiest bee in the Gemstone family. 767 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:41,742 But even I knew this was an event not to be missed. 768 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,535 - OK, Kelvin. 769 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,412 Kelvin's not the only busy bee in this family. 770 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,873 I do inventions now, uh, Prayer Pods. 771 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,667 I-I do inventions. So I was busy too. 772 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,919 And I also wanted to come celebrate my dead mom. 773 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,754 - You've heard of 'em? - OK. Amen, Jesse. 774 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,422 [chuckles] Everybody's happy for you. 775 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:58,092 We're all here to celebrate our dead mom, blah, blah, blah. 776 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,844 Daddy, is there anything else you want to talk about? 777 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,888 'Cause I'm ready to get to my favorite part, 778 00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:04,181 which is the singing. 779 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,599 [people cheer] 780 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,685 - Aimee-Leigh loved you. 781 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,562 - Aw. - I know 'cause I can- 782 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:13,774 I can feel that love here. 783 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:18,153 Even though she's gone, I can feel it right now. 784 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,905 Because I see it in you. 785 00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:21,907 - Whoo! - Yeah! 786 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,910 [cheers and applause] 787 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,954 - Let's raise some money tonight for Mama! 788 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,288 - Whoo! - Yes! 789 00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:31,125 [phones ringing, indistinct chatter] 790 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,459 - Good, good, OK. 791 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,002 And was there a certain number that you were... 792 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:36,422 - If you want to really show love to the church, 793 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:39,133 let's go with the double birthday play. 794 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,676 What's your routing number? - Tell me your first name. 795 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,970 - Your routing number. - Keegan. 796 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,431 Keegan, we are so glad that you called. 797 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:52,312 - ? Time moves so slowly ? 798 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:58,986 ? Since you took your love away ? 799 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:05,784 ? But I won't be lonely ? 800 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:12,833 ? 'Cause love will come back here one day ? 801 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:19,298 ? When we were young, but we're now much older ? 802 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:22,634 ? There was a song ? 803 00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:27,848 ? And we knew it by heart ? 804 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:33,520 ? It was sung at the top of our lungs ? 805 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:40,569 ? Why can't we sing it tonight ? 806 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:45,658 ? Love isn't always on time ? 807 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:50,621 [soft music] 808 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:57,420 ? ? 809 00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:04,885 [muffled upbeat gospel music playing] 810 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:08,305 - ? Hey, everybody, good God Almighty ? 811 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,183 ? It's my favorite time of the year ? 812 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,393 The Aimee-Leigh Birthday Celebration 813 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:15,062 Give-A-Thon, y'all. 814 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,190 ? I'm so happy everybody was here ? 815 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:21,068 Raising money, lifting spirits. 816 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,237 - [laughs] 817 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,572 Come on, impress me. 818 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:26,573 Ah! 819 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:29,743 [laughing] No way. 820 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,246 - Can't pass up a sweet. 821 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,915 - Well, you always did have a big mouth. 822 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,917 Made a lot of money with it, though. 823 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,585 - Made a lot of friends too. 824 00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:40,712 - Mm. 825 00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:43,131 - Thanks so much for coming, Lori. 826 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:45,259 Aimee-Leigh really would have appreciated it. 827 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,426 - Are you kidding me? 828 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,429 I was thrilled to be included. 829 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:54,101 Boy, hmm, anything for you, Eli, 830 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:56,895 and those crazy old kids of yours. 831 00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:58,105 [laughs] 832 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,566 [soft music] 833 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:03,569 It's been too long. 834 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,947 - It just goes sliding on by so fast. 835 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:09,741 Except for you haven't aged a day. 836 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,869 Time surely has been kind to you. 837 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,453 [chuckles] 838 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:17,124 - Dang, you hittin' on me? 839 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,625 - Of course not. 840 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,920 That'd be-that'd be, uh, crossing a line, wouldn't it? 841 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:24,923 ? ? 842 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,300 - Sure is good to see you. 843 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,260 - It's really good to see you too, Lori. 844 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,803 Thanks again for coming. - Oh. 845 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,471 Put her there, champ. 846 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:34,808 Yeah, well, that is very formal, Dr. Gemstone. 847 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:38,145 That is just like my lawyer. 848 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,980 - [laughs] - Oh, my. [laughs] 849 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:44,651 ? ? 850 00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:46,612 [rhythmic clapping] 851 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,488 [cheers and applause] 852 00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:50,866 - Get on the phone, people. 853 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:55,579 Credit cards, cash, Venmo, Zelle-we take everything. 854 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,165 If the line's busy, call back. 855 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,917 Somebody's gonna pick up! 856 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,336 And it might just be God! 857 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:06,089 [jet packs whirring] 858 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:10,928 ? ? 859 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,596 - ? Rising up ? 860 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:17,684 ? Rising up ? 861 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:21,313 ? Higher and higher ? 862 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:26,360 ? Into the heavenly sky ? 863 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:30,989 ? ? 864 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:31,990 - Hey. 865 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:33,534 Hey. 866 00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:38,372 [dramatic music] 867 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,498 ? ? 868 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:40,749 [Pet Shop Boys' "It's a Sin"] 869 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:44,586 - ? When I look back upon my life ? 870 00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:48,006 ? It's always with a sense of shame ? 871 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:52,010 ? I've always been the one to blame ? 872 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:54,179 ? ? 873 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,973 - Yes. 874 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,725 Oh, shit. Oh, I can't-oh, my God. 875 00:32:58,726 --> 00:32:59,893 God damn it. 876 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,895 Fuck me. 877 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,898 My bad. Sorry. 878 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:08,485 - ? Has one thing in common too ? 879 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,529 ? ? 880 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,323 - Lori! 881 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,075 - ? Everything I've ever done ? 882 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,077 ? Everything I ever do ? 883 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,037 ? Every place I've ever been ? 884 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:21,832 ? Everywhere I'm going to ? 885 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,875 ? It's a sin ? 886 00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:27,254 ? Father, forgive me ? 887 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:31,049 ? I tried not to do it ? 888 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:34,928 ? Turned over a new leaf ? 889 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,472 - Yes. Yes. 890 00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:39,433 They're loving it. 891 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,268 Let's go higher. - No. 892 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,936 Jesse, the fuck are you thinkin'? 893 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:45,105 - Yeah, Jesse, this is high enough. 894 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,106 - ? 'Cause I didn't care ? 895 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,607 - Then let me rise. 896 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:48,817 - ? And I still don't understand ? 897 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:49,818 ? It's a ? 898 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,237 ? It's a, it's a ? 899 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,780 ? It's a sin ? 900 00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,907 ? ? 901 00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:57,325 ? It's a sin ? 902 00:33:57,326 --> 00:33:59,536 ? ? 903 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:00,954 - Jesse, come down here. 904 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,372 - ? Everything I've ever done ? 905 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,291 ? Everything I ever do ? 906 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,251 ? Every place I've ever been ? 907 00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:08,962 ? Everywhere I'm going to ? 908 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:11,465 ? It's a sin ? 909 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:14,092 - Jesse, you're a fucking idiot! 910 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:18,263 ? ? 911 00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:19,598 - He's so dumb. 912 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,768 ? ? 913 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:24,061 - ? It's a ? 914 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,563 ? It's a, it's a ? 915 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:27,981 ? It's a sin ? 916 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,485 [choir vocalizing] 917 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:38,576 ? ? 918 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:00,806 [upbeat electronic music] 919 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:07,897 ? ? 920 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,518 [bright tone] 921 00:36:27,568 --> 00:36:32,118 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 63343

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