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GLEAMING SURFACES AND SHINY ORNAMENTS

ARE EVERYWHERE IN THIS LUXURIOUS PLACE

AN INVITATION TO THE GRAND MANSION

SOMEONE CAUTIOUSLY ENTERS

SO UNSERIOUS

Isn't that his phone?

THE MAN IN THE SUIT KICKS UP DUST FROM THE GET-GO

How do you do?

My name is

Vincenzo Giocarlos III.

It's a pleasure.

WHO CARES

A future mafia boss.

TODAY'S DRESS CODE HEIR

I can well imagine how I'll be received.

When my castmates join me,

they'll criticize me for not dressing the part.

-But-- -Yo, brother!

It's nice to see you, man.

AN EXTRA FRIENDLY HEIR

Sweet pickle. The cameras are rolling.

Those designer brands know their stuff.

GOLDMOON'S HEIR

The tinted glasses are… Wait, I shouldn't swear.

These are so nice.

Come on, man.

Shouldn't you have at least made some kind of effort…

I knew you'd say that. Let's leave the decision to the viewers.

After the crew shared this week's theme with me,

I prepared my look based on it.

That's how I got Vincenzo, the mafia family's heir.

Look. I came bare-footed in the middle of winter.

-Here she is. -Don't you get it?

-I understand, dear. -Ma'am.

-Of course I do. -This guy here…

DON'T FIGHT, GOLDEN KIDS

-…he's a troublemaker. -I'm here to ease your heartaches.

Show me what you've got.

-Come fight me. -I'm Dr. Oh Eun-hyeong.

I can read your heart.

Come on, doc. Let's rumble.

-You're holding your phone. -Over here, doc.

THIS TROUBLEMAKER LOVES PRETEND GUNS

-Ma'am. -Does this look like a phone to you?

Come on. Let's see your skills.

-You're wearing a white jacket. -Come on.

-I see. -Come get me.

It's nice to see you all.

NO DELINQUENTS HERE

THOUGH THEY MAY HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP WEIRD…

-Come in. -You forgot your costume.

No, I'm wearing it.

-Come on in. -What the heck?

-Come on in. -What the heck?

-What the heck? -Good morning.

-Who is he dressed up as? -Who might that be?

Who are you, exactly?

May I ask who you are?

Hello, everyone.

I can't even guess who you are.

-Choi Hong-man? -Excuse me?

You sound like him.

I'm Sa-rang's dad, you see.

-Oh, right. -Yeah, it's a pleasure.

The next zaddy in line.

-That's me, Choo Sung-hoon. -I get it now.

-I really do. -Hello.

CHEWED-UP SUNG-HOON

But where did the muscles…

-Oh, you're not exactly fit. -Well…

I didn't think this week's shoot would be…

Is this a vein or what?

-It's not a vein. -What's that?

This is my mic cable.

As for these here, they are nipple covers.

-Nipple covers? -Yeah.

-I see. -Again, it's my pleasure.

But here's the thing. Today's dress code was "heirs,"

not celebrity characters of your choice.

TRIGGERED

-They went off course… -I'm Jung Cheong,

-the heir to Goldmoon. -…save for you and me.

-Wait-- -Let's catch up later.

First off, let's greet the industry veteran.

Welcome, Kang Jin, the singer of "Wild Bee."

THE HEIR TO THE KOREAN TROT, NOT GOLDMOON SYNDICATE

-And you are? -Vincenzo.

Seriously, Vincenzo? You crossed the line there.

That's Sebastian III, Lim Hyouck-feel's character.

"Wait outside!"

HOLDING BACK A LAUGH

You're doing an impression of him, right?

I remember that on Gag Concert.

LIM HYOUCK-FEEL? X BARRON TRUMP? O

-Please say, "Wait outside." -You look so weird.

-"Wait outside!" -Say that to Woo-jae.

Wait outside!

See? She's Sebastian III, all right.

You forgot the verb.

-I'll be frank here. -Yeah?

-It's upsetting. -But why?

The most veteran of us all, Sook, dressed up for today.

-Look, I'm barefoot. -You came well-prepared, too.

I even got my ear pierced again to fully get into character.

-So thorough. -Right?

-How thoughtful. -But he's done nothing.

-He's right. -What's the difference

between Vincenzo and the Professor?

-Let's have a draw for next week. -Look here, guys.

-Good idea. -What have I done wrong?

Try to put more effort into your costumes.

A QUARREL BREAKS OUT THE MOMENT EVERYONE IS ON SET

-We could all dress to impress, you know. -That's my point.

-"Wait outside!" -We could outshine you any day.

Fine, when you inform me

-of next week's dress code… -How irresponsible.

…spell out how I should sabotage my look.

-Good call. -Okay.

Here's an idea for next week.

Woo-young can dress up as Kang Jin,

and Sook as Kim Yonja.

Let's pay tribute to trot stars. He can be Na Hoon-a.

-That's for our crew to decide. -Leave it up to them.

Can't I pitch an idea?

INDIGNANT

-Come fight me. -I mean,

Sun-hui and I talked forever on the phone just this week.

Give him some credit, okay?

GREAT JOB, SWEETIE

All right.

We requested that you come to the set dressed up as heirs for a reason.

Please show us today's theme.

-Is something set up? Oh, there. -Look that way.

-What is that? -Is the banner ready?

What's this about?

Is that the banner he's talking about?

Where's that banner?

I see it. Jin-kyung, jump up there and let it loose.

CHUCKLE

And how is that coming down?

Jae-hun promised to lower it when I give him the cue.

-Did he clock out? -Could you lower the banner?

Maybe he needs a clear sign. Please lower the banner.

HANDS APPEARING

CHAEBOL HEIR AUDITION

AN OLD-SCHOOL SYSTEM

What the heck?

That's hilarious.

AN UNEXPECTEDLY STATE-OF-THE-ART DEVICE

You know what?

I was actually impressed, thinking you had installed a machine.

A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING

The guys had to really stretch out their arms.

It's not very close.

It was hung up pretty high,

-so I expected it to be quite long. -Me too.

It turns out I lowered my gaze for nothing.

IT FELL SHORT IN MANY WAYS

That sure is original. You caught me off guard.

We're struggling.

How pathetic.

Today's theme is Chaebol Heir Audition.

The briefing on the audition

will be held by a certain person who has a stake in it.

-Really? -Are we meeting an actual mogul?

We coordinated with Chairman Do…

-"Chairman"? -…to prepare a clip for you.

-A clip? -We're getting a video.

Here's Chairman Do's video message.

AND WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS CHAIRMAN?

WHO COULD IT BE?

SWIVELS

That's Song Eun-i.

I'm Chairman Do Ra-hui, leading the Dora-Group.

I built up my company from the bottom up, with a single 500-won coin I had long ago.

Its current market cap stands at a whopping 380 trillion won.

YOU HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY?

That's my company's current value.

Alas,

-the time has come… -What's up with her?

…for the Dora-Group to find a new leader.

I considered leaving the group in the hands of my kid.

-But Eun-i doesn't have one. -The thing is,

I had disowned that brat.

That is why I'm holding an audition to find a talent worthy to be my heir.

Now, I'm looking for someone who can lead the Dora-Group to a bright future

after I am gone.

A competent and bold person with qualities befitting a leader

shall become the winner,

and I will bequeath the Dora-Group to them.

One more thing.

They will also receive a handsome prize money!

There's money involved?

-Netflix is bound to be generous. -The dough, huh?

Do you want to become a chaebol?

-Sure! -Of course!

Then, show the world…

what you've got.

Thank you, Eun-i. I wish you all the best.

This kind of arrangement might actually benefit her.

-Is she a real magnate? -She has no one to share her wealth

because she's unmarried and childless.

The video message ran for approximately two minutes,

and a true mogul among us didn't show it much interest.

Yeah, she's a true billionaire.

-That jerk… -I couldn't help but notice

-how disinterested she was. -I'm going to crush him today.

-Technically speaking… -She lacks desperation.

…we only pointed out the truth.

You're running a company beloved by many people.

That's an undeniable fact.

Her sales would easily outnumber that of Chairman Do.

-That's a fact. -It seems we have much to discuss.

I'M HUSTLING DAY AND NIGHT TO KEEP THE BUSINESS AFLOAT…

I hope you'll try my new product.

I'm sure you're familiar with the term "chaebol."

It refers to enterprises whose group of executives

belong to the same family which owns an extensive amount of capital.

And yet, the Dora-Group's heir audition

doesn't require familial relationship.

As long as you are the last one standing, you can join its ranks.

Chairman Do spoke of prize money.

Did you really prepare it?

-In hard cash, yes. -Really?

-Hard cash? -How much is it?

Even if they did their best,

it might not be enough to impress Jin-kyung.

Give it a rest, Sook.

-A huge sum for us-- -Tell you what,

she holds a serious amount of capital.

Let me break it down for you.

In Jin-kyung's case,

-her earnings go into her business. -You bet.

But with Sook, all her earnings go into her safe.

You're annoying.

You're like the two titans, Samsung and LG.

AT LEAST THEIR BIG HEARTS ARE ON THAT LEVEL

We should point out

that this guy needs to work more.

CONCERNS FOR HIS FINANCIAL STANDINGS

Whenever I call him, he always says he's at home.

I still remember that day.

It was around the time we shot the later episodes of our predecessor show.

I can't forget how happy he looked about booking one radio appearance.

A SINGLE GIG MADE HIM HAPPY

His work schedule hasn't changed much.

How are things these days?

These days…

We have our show, Screwballs.

I've got the shoots for it on my calendar.

Aren't you hosting a new show?

That's about to wrap pretty soon.

So soon?

It hasn't been all that long, has it?

-My contract was for ten episodes. -Oh, ten.

-Screwballs is all I need. -Wow, that's admirable.

Would you turn down new offers?

Well, shall we say…

I'd need to review the contract first.

You're very cautious, then.

-He's very particular. -And picky, too.

My eye is on Screwballs, and nothing more.

For what it's worth,

here's hoping you'll become the heir and win the prize money.

What will the audition entail?

Allow me to explain the rules of the Chaebol Heir Audition.

A worthy chaebol must be able to build a fortune

utilizing various options.

You will now embark on a journey

to make your fortune by participating in various games.

You will be ranked later

based on your assets after all games have been played.

The person who acquired the largest fortune

will be declared the final winner.

The winner's perks include

full control over the Dora-Group

and a gigantic prize money befitting a chaebol.

-Why don't I disclose the amount? -Go ahead.

-It's a million won. -That's huge!

-There's no doubt about that. -It's no joke.

That would make anyone's day.

-It's a bonus, then. -Sure.

Gosh, who doesn't love a bonus?

-I want that badly. -Now,

please note that there's a penalty for whoever places last.

We'll be traveling out of town for next week's shoot.

The person who places at the bottom

will have to wear a costume as outlandish as prosthetic makeup

-throughout the shoot. -Okay.

-Woo-jae should do it. -Are the others exempt from costumes?

No, the others' costume would be on today's level.

The remaining four can decide

what the bottom contestant will have to wear.

FEELING FAINT

Jin-kyung would look amazing dressed as Groot.

Could we add about a dozen branches?

-That's my pitch for next week. -She'd look adorable.

I'll make that happen.

We're currently in Paju. Isn't that right?

-Yes. -We came all the way here.

Here's the thing. I've spent some time on YouTube

and found out that Jin-kyung often shoots her videos at home.

Right, it's upsetting that you've never invited us.

I wondered why we couldn't shoot there.

Sae-ho's new home is also a nice idea.

I don't mind shooting at my place.

I shoot videos for my YouTube channel at home most of the time.

First things first. You subscribe to my channel, right?

-You bet. -Thought so.

-I can show it to you right now. -Oh, really?

How about…

we check everyone's subscription list

to see if all our channels are there?

DO WE TRULY LOVE ONE ANOTHER?

-Look at my account, Sae-ho. -Surely we're all subscribers.

Here's my subscription list.

-I have everyone's channel on it. -So you do.

-How's life these days? -I subscribe to everyone.

There's no reason why I wouldn't. I've got everyone here.

-That's Jin-kyung. -You must have everyone.

-Wait, I don't think I have Sook. -You little…

That explains why the subscriber count fell short by one.

-My channel's missing, too. -Woo-jae's isn't there.

That's the sordid truth of Screwballs.

THE SUPPOSED STRONG BOND UNMASKED…

CONNECTIONS JUST FOR SHOW

-I'm so disappointed. -Unbelievable.

-After everything… -You're awful.

All that talk about being a family was a lie.

-Whose channel has he been subscribing to? -None.

-None at all? -Yeah.

-Wait. -You're trash.

-Let's see yours. -Mr. Jang: A Man of Leisure.

THE NEXT TARGET SEEMS SUSPICIOUS

Show us yours, Jin-kyung.

I promise I won't feel let down. You might choose not to subscribe.

-I'd understand. -Me too.

But I'm a subscriber of yours, Jin-kyung.

My gosh. How startling was that?

-Where's your phone? -I left it in my car.

-I'll go get it. -No, don't.

Stop! Please don't go.

-Where did our managers go? -Let's focus on the shoot.

-So you've doubted me all along. -Yeah.

Come on, guys.

We've been close friends for ages.

-Whose phone is it? -It's Jin-kyung's.

-Unlock it. -Launch the YouTube app.

-How do I unlock it? -Let's see for ourselves.

The passcode--

FACIAL RECOGNITION

Hey!

USING THE FACE ID WITHOUT CONSENT

Did that unlock the device?

REAL TRICKSTER KING

You know what? That didn't work because of all the makeup.

Look. This is my account, Real Study King Hong Jin-kyung.

-That's the account I'm using. -Okay.

We didn't mean this account.

Show us your personal account, not the one for your channel.

-Switch the account. -Switching now.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Hey, Woo-jae.

Account switched.

-Wait, Woo-jae! -You're going to make her cry!

-Unbelievable! -She might really cry.

-She only subscribes to her own channel. -Really?

What the hell is your problem?

Look inward and focus on your life.

-You called me trash. -Did you forget

that you insulted Sae-ho just now?

-You're trash. -Where are you going?

-Don't storm away out of the blue. -Where are you off to?

I'm done for the day!

-What do you mean? -Seriously?

Is she hitting the subscribe buttons?

THIS IS THE ENTRYWAY

-Jin-kyung. -Tell us. What happened?

What happened to boundaries?

Can I ask you this one question?

Have you subscribed to Netflix Korea?

That's like the basics.

She's been on Single's Inferno for years.

I'm not so shameless compared to her.

I really feel bad about this, but let me be honest.

Frankly, I'm way too swamped with work.

-What's that supposed to mean? -What did she say?

-What does that have to do with anything? -Okay, I get it.

TEARS FOLLOWING A HEARTFELT CONFESSION…

I collapse into my bed right on 9 p.m.

Here's your first challenge of Chaebol Heir Audition.

Chairman Do made a special request to us.

He wants his heir to be someone who can enjoy a good party.

-Those are his words. -This won't be easy.

Chairman Do loves parties.

Without further ado,

-let's have Dance Time. -"Dance Time"? Oh, right.

Oh, shoot.

It's too early for that.

It's not even 9 a.m. yet.

-What time is it? I'm so cold. -The heater's still warming up the set.

I mean, we have years under our belts.

Watching each other dance doesn't do anything for us.

Consider the new global viewers.

Shouldn't we give them the taste

of Jin-kyung and Woo-young's dance skills?

Look, Woo-young is warming up.

-I only have eyes for Screwballs. -Wait.

If it's not too much to ask…

Considering the cold weather here, I'd like to button up my cardigan.

-The cold made his veins stand out. -I mean…

Have a look for yourself.

Look at the goosebumps.

I chose this T-shirt because Sung-hoon wears one with the same material.

He's incredible. I can assure you that.

-He wears this gauze in this weather. -But you look so shabby.

HE'S SURE TO CATCH A COLD

You look so cold.

You look like a poor old man from the back.

-Come on, now. -His skin is so dry.

-My intent was-- -From the back,

he looks like a ballerino who's holding on to his dream.

PLUMP

Here's the problem.

-I'm freezing out here. -Your devotion rocks.

Get your cardigan back on.

-How's a dance-off to shake off the cold? -Okay.

A dance-off to shake off the cold?

That's actually a clever expression.

A dance-off to shake off the cold.

The most important factor in today's audition is your asset.

The winner of this dance-off will receive a billion won.

Oh, wow.

We get to start the race with a billion won?

The winner will be decided

by the votes from the fair everyman producers.

"Everyman producers"?

Who are they?

We are the everyman producers.

Oh, the everyman… And that's you. I get it now.

Dance a miracle. This is Dance Time.

Let us begin.

I'm not much of a dancer.

-Do we have to dive headlong into this? -Sure.

-But still… -We can get things going no problem.

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but what age are we in, exactly? Are we shooting X-Men?

-They're like, "Just dance!" -Chairman Do asked for it.

-I'm just-- -Feel free to sit this one out.

If I'm being honest…

BEAT IT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT

I don't get it, though.

But honestly, guys. I think…

Have you begun rating our performances?

We'll play some music for you.

When they play the music, whoever gets the vibe can come dance.

My moves have gotten…

They are now more refined.

-Is that right? -Sure.

That's a relief, I guess.

-I'll keep it classy. -Okay.

Let's play some music for Jin-kyung.

JIN-KYUNG TAKES THE STAGE

YOU'RE WITNESSING THE HOST OF SINGLE'S INFERNO

FAILING TO RECOGNIZE A SONG FROM THE SHOW

DESPITE BEING SO PREOCCUPIED WITH WORK

SHE HAS MANAGED TO PICK UP A STRANGE MOVE

What on earth?

-What the heck? -Can we air that?

CHEEKY DANCE MOVES

Netflix's US headquarters might call you.

DEAR PRODUCERS, PLEASE PICK ME

EXITING AFTER THE SCANDALOUS DANCE

-What exactly did you change? -My moves.

-Jin-kyung-- -To make it stylish,

you only need the slightest bounces--

Can you show us how you used to dance?

-One last time. -It was tacky.

Play the second song

-prepared for Jin-kyung, please. -I was a young fool to dance that way.

I was too eager to stand out back then.

OH, THE YOUTHFUL, ATTENTION-SEEKING DAYS…

FULLY IN CHARACTER OF JIN-KYUNG FROM 2024

SHALL WE, THEN?

SO SILLY

It went like this.

This is how I used to dance.

Here's the updated moves.

SWISHING THE JACKET

THE CHANGES ARE NOTICEABLE, AT LEAST

BEFORE, AFTER

-That's about it. -Why does she keep repeating this?

What's going on?

-Why did you turn off the music? -Come on, man.

That song was for Jin-kyung.

I saw her leaving the center stage, so I was getting in the mood.

Why did you turn it off?

Where's your cardigan?

You're an eyesore. Leave the set.

-We've prepared enough music, Sae-ho. -Oh, really?

By the way, wasn't the change noticeable? My moves are more reserved.

-Your moves now have a lot of charm. -Really?

Before, they were hideous.

-Now, they're so appealing. I mean that. -Thanks.

-We'll now play a song for Sook. -I have no repertoire.

-Won't I get to dance? -No, you'll get your turn.

I prepared a little something.

WHAT COULD HE HAVE PREPARED…

Let's see Dr. Oh Eun-hyeong dance first.

-I'm no dancer, though. -She might do a headspin.

What if she pulls off the windmill?

LISTENING INTENTLY

IS SHE IN THE ZONE?

That's hip-hop.

SOOK TAKES THE STAGE

HER MADNESS SEEPS THROUGH THE MOMENT SHE STARTED DANCING

What was that?

AN ULTIMATE MORNING OUT OF DR. OH EUN-HYEONG

RELIEVING HERSELF OF THE STRESS

FROM TENDING TO THE TROUBLEMAKERS

Her eyes are glinting with the desire to win.

OH, I SEE - MY EYES BURN WITH THE DRIVE TO WIN

I GET IT NOW

Get back, Mr. Ready-to-bust!

Can't we see Woo-young show off his skills

-to a hot tune? -Hear, hear.

If Woo-young doesn't feel comfortable, Sae-ho can do his bit first.

I didn't exactly prepare a bit. I only wanted to dance with you guys.

We've got you covered, Sae-ho.

I'll transfer my energy to Sae-ho.

Dance right after me, Sae-ho.

Okay.

Gosh, this suits you.

-Hey, we're playing it seriously. -Okay.

REVVING UP THE DANCE MACHINE

Treat it seriously.

WOO-YOUNG TAKES THE STAGE

Look at his joints locking.

AT LONG LAST, HIS HIP JOINTS ARE WORKING PROFESSIONALLY

DISCARDING THE SLIPPERS AND DANCING BAREFOOT

SO HOT, SO PROVOCATIVE

REMINDING US

THE CLASS OF THE TOP CONTESTANT FROM JYP'S AUDITION

COME ON, SAE-HO!

FINALLY, IT'S MY TURN!

OH, MY

Way to go!

OH, GOSH

THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE DANCE FEATURING ACTING EMBARRASSED

What's this about?

You're amazing!

-What is he doing? -He's feeling shy.

THE BALLERINO'S DREAM IS REALIZED AT LAST

I'M COUNTING ON YOUR SUPPORT, PRODUCERS

Dr. Oh! Please join him!

Oh, no.

I'm not going to dance.

BUT YOU CAN'T RESIST THIS SICK BEAT

DR. OH TURNS TO THE DARK SIDE

BOUNCING TO THE BEAT ABRUPTLY FOR NO APPARENT REASON

Vincenzo!

AND FINALLY…

CARLOS TAKES THE STAGE WITHOUT A HESITATION

SCREAM TO THE LEFT SIDE

HOLLER TO THE RIGHT SIDE

FOR THE FINALE…

What's gotten into her?

What happened to being reserved?

-What's this gesture supposed to mean? -You're not being subtle.

I'D RATHER NOT WATCH HER

That's a wrap.

THE ELEGANT DANCE TIME ENDS

So, you were asked to dance a miracle for Chaebol Heir Audition.

The everyman producers will now vote based on their objective assessment.

Everyman producers,

please select a Chaebol heir trainee

who impressed you with superior dance skills

or whose moves touched your heart for whatever reason.

I hope you'll make your decision based on our charms.

Here's food for thought. Whose moves had the potential to set a new trend?

I did my absolute best today despite the cold weather.

You sure did. I get the feeling that Woo-young will win the billion.

-Well, I'll humbly accept… -Oh, sure.

The everyman producers are all armed with common sense and decency.

But the competition ran so fierce. Placing last is no reason to feel ashamed.

-We did great together. -It's neck and neck.

It appears that all votes came in.

Oh, wow.

-It was all very close. -That can't be right.

I mean, only one person danced properly.

How did it end up being a neck-and-neck game?

Woo-young was miles better than us.

But his moves were more like acrobatics.

Their views could differ from ours.

Okay. I'll announce third place first.

Third place will receive a prize money of 200 million won.

-Oh, goodness. -If only those 200 million were real.

-Dance Time… Focus, guys. -We shouldn't have danced that way, then.

THESE MOVES AREN'T WORTH 200 MILLION

Be real, Jin-kyung.

-That's true. -Someone might've lost an arm.

Like I said, 200 million is awarded to third place.

-Screwballs has all my attention. -Now, in third place…

I'm pouring my all into it.

Sook took third place. Congrats.

Me? That's insane!

My goodness! Look at this.

DR. OH PLACED THIRD?

I placed third. This is amazing.

Oh, wow.

Screwballs is my everything.

Wait, the bills don't look right.

-Doesn't this look off? -What's the matter?

-Why is my face here? -That's Sae-ho.

So you used my portrait on a 50-million-won bill.

Because he's so respected?

FEATURING THOSE WHO WILL BRING HONOR TO SCREWBALLS

For your information, one vote decided the fates of fourth and fifth places.

The same goes for the top two candidates.

-I'd love to win. -Wait.

It really ran close.

-I like my chances. -That doesn't feel great.

-I'll announce fourth place. -Number four.

-Their prize money is 100 million won. -A whopping 100 million?

Who wouldn't want to get that?

Fourth place goes to…

Jin-kyung.

What's the matter?

WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE?

-Were you aiming at winning? -She's gotten so arrogant.

Were you hoping to win?

How could she be so…

-Come on, learn to be grateful. -It's sad. My new vision was snubbed.

-I offered a paradigm shift. -Think of it

as you being far too ahead of the times.

Seeing how she placed fourth,

I would've placed fifth. That's for certain.

You placed fifth, Woo-jae. Congratulations.

THAT'S RIGHT WOO-JAE PLACED FIFTH

-Does Woo-jae get nothing? -Is there no prize money for him?

Is there seriously one-vote difference between us?

That must mean… Oh, gosh.

-Did I lose to this move, then? -All right.

Okay. You two can take center stage.

One of you won the competition.

-I'll now announce the winner. -Oh, yes!

It was my honor

-to dance with you. -It was my pleasure after so long.

I loved it.

The person who won the most support from the everyman producers…

-Let's root for whoever wins. -Of course.

The winner…

-Let's hear it. -…of Dance Time…

That can't be Sae-ho, can it?

No matter who wins, our friendship will remain strong.

Congratulations,

Sae-ho.

FIRST PLACE, CHO SAE-HO

SNEER

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE, WOO-YOUNG

I can't believe this.

THANK YOU, EVERYMAN PRODUCERS

Oh, dear, Woo-young.

Come on.

Didn't we agree to root for the winner?

I can't believe he placed second.

That pisses me off.

This move is really rubbing me the wrong way.

Excuse me, Woo-jae.

This is a no-smoking zone.

We can't have you smoke.

DON'T USE YOUR LIP BALM THAT WAY

Thank you.

The whole system must be overthrown.

Stay behind after the shoot wraps.

I was worried they might find my new move unpleasant.

It seems they found it refreshing instead.

-Isn't this preposterous, Jin-kyung? -Thank you.

PLEASE TAKE MY SIDE

I THINK I DESERVED FIRST PLACE, WOO-YOUNG

My gosh. Guys, the portrait on a billion-won bill

is none other than Sook's.

-Dang. -This is a billion-won bill.

Different portraits were used.

Hold on.

WHY IS THAT BILL CRACKING THEM UP?

She's giving a major Hong Kong trot star.

DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A SUCCESSFUL HONG KONG TROT SINGER?

Let's find Woo-jae's portrait.

-I'm on a ten-million-won bill? -Woo-jae.

It didn't feel right to have you go empty-handed.

-Give him the car fare. -Take this for your troubles. Come here.

-What's that? -That's the decent thing to do.

Is that… It's one million won.

A GENEROUS SUM OF A MILLION WON

-A million? -Is Woo-young on it?

ROUND 1, DANCE TIME SAE-HO, 1 BILLION

WOO-YOUNG, 500 MILLION SOOK, 200 MILLION

JIN-KYUNG, 100 MILLION WOO-JAE, 1 MILLION

This realization hits me on every shoot.

I really should stop joining in on the professional clowns' fight.

I can't compete against these comedians.

Come on. Don't be like that.

Woo-jae.

-Next up is a quiz show. -Oh, really?

Okay, I'm bagging that one.

Let's move on.

Why bother with quizzes? Let's dance the day away.

I'm seconding that.

Let's just dance and show off our skills.

GOOFING OFF

Let's use our words, for goodness' sake.

-Refrain from slapsticks. -Come on. Why can't we use slapstick?

How's this? We'll alternate between dancing and solving quizzes.

We can repeat the cycle and wrap it up at 6 p.m.

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, ONE OF THEM WILL BECOME THE CHAEBOL HEIR

While I was trying out this move,

I had a sudden reality check.

It's nothing now,

not until you have a kid.

You'd then have to attend PTA meetings,

acting sensible the whole time.

"It's nice to meet you. I'm La-el's mother."

"You must be her teacher. Hello."

When I'm shooting, I go…

SO NAUGHTY

When you have to go to school after your show airs,

you can't make eye contact with them.

If anyone says, "I enjoyed your show last night,"

you get the pang even if you know it was for work.

A MOTHER'S DAY AT WORK

-All right. -My gosh.

That dance-off has lifted up my mood.

Jeez, I ruined the day's flow for nothing.

I still don't get it.

NOT CONCEDING DEFEAT

While my moves weren't so highly regarded today,

I'm sure it'll be all the rage in the latter half of 2025.

I'll keep pushing for it.

Seo Taiji and Boys received harsh criticisms at first.

That's true.

-But they became trailblazers. -Wait.

How could you compare them to her?

A PANG OF CONSCIENCE

Aren't you going too far?

NEW PARADIGM SHIFT IN KOREAN DANCING

What's with those horses?

This is ridiculous.

What are these for?

5 SUSPICIOUS HORSES

I'm only asking this to avoid any miscommunication.

-Didn't you say we'd have a quiz show? -Oh, I did.

The explanations will…

Why do we need them for quizzes?

If I may, I'd like to ask

if those were custom-made.

You can't get them in Korea.

-I thought they seemed rather… -They're imported goods.

RARE HORSES FROM OVERSEAS

GALLOPING SOUNDS

STATE-OF-THE-ART SOUND EFFECTS

I've just discovered a critical flaw of these horses.

It can move forward,

but not backward.

-Yes, that's true. -Hang on.

-The sound effects suggest high quality. -These are amazing.

Why don't we have someone test-drive it?

-Sae-ho. -How about you, Woo-jae?

-Why don't I try it? -Okay, then.

SAE-HO TRIES IT FOR THE TEAM

GETTING ON CAREFULLY

Put your feet on the pedals.

Push them down. There you go.

-Put more force into them. -It moves!

AN UNEXPECTED HIGH SPEED

-What on earth? -Look at him go!

This is the secret weapon for the audition episodes.

-That's dope. -It's incredible.

-Can we buy them from you? -I want one, too!

-Me too. -You'd like one?

-Sure. -It's quite fancy.

Incredible, even.

-Let's take one home each. -This is amazing.

My niece has learned to talk and run.

It's the perfect gift.

I think she'll enjoy riding it.

UNCLE WILL BRING YOU A GIFT

As you can see, the next segment combines

a quiz show with horseback riding, a sport favored by aristocrats.

It's Horseback Quiz Show.

Dang it. We'd have to ride those things.

That's right. Behind those doors

-lies an elevator. -I see.

We have marked a starting line in front of it.

-Mount your horses and start from there-- -Hold on.

-So we're not covering just this much? -No.

-Where is it? -We have to travel from back there?

Where is this elevator? This is a one-story building.

CONFUSEDLY OPENING THE DOORS

-What the heck? -It's too far!

It's over there.

A VAST AMOUNT OF SPACE

The line is back there.

THE STARTING LINE IN THE BACK

You'll have to get in single file in front of me.

Okay.

Please select a horse each.

Can we have some time to get accustomed to our rides?

-Well-- -Oh, my!

I mean… Gosh!

What's the matter?

-That's how it moves. -You scaredy-cat.

-It feels amazing. -Jeez.

It's a new-found delight.

THEN, PAY UP 500 WON PER RIDE

HEIR TRAINEES WAIT AT THE STARTING LINE

You look so cute together. I love it.

You're adorable.

DIGNIFIED HEIR TRAINEES

Oh, the camera's rolling here.

V FOR VICTORY

This is insane.

MS. FASHIONISTA

WOO-JAE BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER

Hang on a second.

Sitting here in a row made me realize

that it's all still lame even on Netflix.

Of course.

-They have enough classy stuff elsewhere. -Yes, that hits the spot.

Now, I'll announce the prize money.

Each question equals 100 million won.

-A correct answer gives you 100 million. -That's a big one.

EVEN THE FRONT-RUNNER IS NOT SAFE

10 CORRECT ANSWERS CAN GET YOU ON TOP

WHICH TRAINEE WILL PROPEL THEMSELVES TO THE TOP?

Ready.

GO!

WHO WILL BECOME THE CHAEBOL HEIR?

SCREWBALLS OST - REBOOT

Subtitle translation by: Jeongwoo Kim

SCREWBALLS IN SEARCH OF LOOSE SCREWS