Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,062 --> 00:00:05,062
Kolax: King Tyrannis.
A messenger
2
00:00:05,155 --> 00:00:07,155
from the seaside city
of Messenia.
3
00:00:07,156 --> 00:00:08,508
Tyrannis:
Well, it's about time.
4
00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,379
I demand to know
what the Messenians
5
00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:12,070
are planning to do
about the smell.
6
00:00:12,071 --> 00:00:13,905
Messenger: Uh, smell?
We in Messenia
7
00:00:13,906 --> 00:00:15,256
just wanted to know
if Krapopolis
8
00:00:15,257 --> 00:00:16,683
would like to barter
for some of our
9
00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,091
fresh, nutritious squid.
10
00:00:18,092 --> 00:00:19,335
Hippocampus:
Everybody knows you guys
11
00:00:19,336 --> 00:00:20,687
forgot Poseidon's birthday
12
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:23,096
and he punished you
by making it rain squid.
13
00:00:23,265 --> 00:00:24,672
We're downwind of you!
14
00:00:24,673 --> 00:00:27,101
Messenger: Hey, who cares
why we have so much squid?
15
00:00:27,102 --> 00:00:30,678
All you need to know is
the first 30,000 are free.
16
00:00:30,773 --> 00:00:32,105
What can I put you down for?
17
00:00:32,106 --> 00:00:33,867
Tyrannis: Stupendous,
would you please
18
00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:36,369
bodily drag this man out
in a dramatic fashion? Next!
19
00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,596
Messenger: Please! They force us
to eat what we don't sell!
20
00:00:39,597 --> 00:00:42,283
Angelioforos: King Tyrannis.
My name is Angelioforos.
21
00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:43,434
Tyrannis: An-Angeli-?
22
00:00:43,435 --> 00:00:44,544
Angelioforos: Angelioforos.
23
00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,355
Stupendous:
What a beautiful name.
24
00:00:46,356 --> 00:00:48,531
Angelioforos: Thank you!
It means "message-bearer."
25
00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:50,199
Tyrannis: Eh, a little less
beautiful, knowing that.
26
00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,459
Angelioforos:
Well, that's OK!
27
00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:53,261
Not really here to
talk about the name.
28
00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,129
Tyrannis: Led with it.
Angelioforos: I come from afar,
29
00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:56,613
bearing not just a message,
30
00:00:56,706 --> 00:00:59,449
but an invitation-and a gift!
31
00:00:59,468 --> 00:01:00,518
[Tyrannis sniffs]
32
00:01:00,636 --> 00:01:02,626
Stupendous: Ooh.
Is the basket edible?
33
00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,230
Hippocampus: Has that
ever stopped you before?
34
00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,957
Angelioforos: It's made of
fig brittle
35
00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:07,038
because it's as sweet
36
00:01:07,126 --> 00:01:08,809
as our princess, Lycosa,
37
00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,718
who seeks true love.
38
00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:12,013
Stupendous: So, edible.
39
00:01:12,014 --> 00:01:13,556
Angelioforos: Yeah, sure,
you could eat it.
40
00:01:13,557 --> 00:01:16,027
Anyway, Princess Lycosa,
who I just mentioned,
41
00:01:16,135 --> 00:01:18,077
is sending messengers
such as myself
42
00:01:18,304 --> 00:01:20,913
to the most eligible bachelors
in all the land.
43
00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,415
Tyrannis: And I'm one of them.
44
00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,658
Hippocampus:
This sounds like a scam.
45
00:01:23,659 --> 00:01:25,099
Stupendous: All of the land?
46
00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,661
Tyrannis: And you sound
jealous that a beautiful woman
47
00:01:26,662 --> 00:01:28,329
isn't asking you
to compete for her love.
48
00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:29,738
Hippocampus: Where did you get
"beautiful"?
49
00:01:29,739 --> 00:01:30,997
He just said "sweet."
50
00:01:30,998 --> 00:01:32,500
You have no idea
what she looks like.
51
00:01:32,501 --> 00:01:34,260
Tyrannis: Do you have
a picture of this princess?
52
00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,595
Angelioforos: There is no artist
53
00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,322
who could adequately capture
her beauty.
54
00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:38,673
Tyrannis: Wow,
that sounds very beautiful.
55
00:01:38,674 --> 00:01:40,600
Angelioforos: She invites
you to her palace
56
00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,101
on the Paradise Peninsula.
57
00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,586
Tyrannis: Paradise Peninsula!
58
00:01:43,587 --> 00:01:44,771
Stupendous: You heard
of this place?
59
00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:45,972
Tyrannis: Yes! Just now.
60
00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:47,755
It's a peninsula
and a paradise
61
00:01:47,756 --> 00:01:49,350
and you can find
true love there.
62
00:01:49,351 --> 00:01:51,686
Hippocampus: To coin a phrase:
"Thanks but no thanks."
63
00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:53,671
Stupendous: Whoa, that's good.
Can I use it?
64
00:01:53,672 --> 00:01:55,506
Hippocampus: Go nuts.
Stupendous: Thanks!
65
00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:56,524
But no, thanks.
66
00:01:56,525 --> 00:01:57,951
Tyrannis: Tell the princess
I said
67
00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,843
"Thanks and, yes, thanks."
68
00:01:59,844 --> 00:02:01,529
Nah, that didn't work.
Just tell her I'm in.
69
00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:03,790
Hippocampus: Ty, even
if "love" were a real thing
70
00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,442
and not a series of
chemical brain-crotch reactions,
71
00:02:06,443 --> 00:02:08,611
which it is, what are the odds
you could possibly
72
00:02:08,612 --> 00:02:10,963
love some stranger?
Tyrannis: So cynical.
73
00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,298
Hippocampus:
Smart people often are.
74
00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,782
Tyrannis: I think
you can be smart
75
00:02:13,783 --> 00:02:14,833
and believe in love.
76
00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,301
And fate.
And fairy tales-
77
00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,196
Stupendous: Fairies are real
and I have the
78
00:02:18,197 --> 00:02:20,030
fairy squishing stains
to prove it.
79
00:02:20,123 --> 00:02:21,640
You got any more gift baskets?
80
00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,201
Angelioforos:
You ate the whole thing?
81
00:02:23,202 --> 00:02:24,977
There was a mug
and some souvenir
82
00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:26,328
Lycosa magnets in there.
83
00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,889
Stupendous: You're welcome!
But thank you.
84
00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,440
No thank you!
85
00:02:33,729 --> 00:02:35,762
[Theme music playing]
86
00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:49,726
?
87
00:02:49,895 --> 00:02:51,819
[Male singers chanting]
88
00:02:51,914 --> 00:02:54,506
?
89
00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,592
Singers: Whoo!
90
00:02:56,593 --> 00:03:00,238
Tyrannis: Which toga
makes me look sexier:
91
00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:01,830
the one with the slit
all the way up my thigh
92
00:03:01,831 --> 00:03:03,832
or the one with
the slit all the way up my butt?
93
00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:06,594
Stupendous: I don't get fashion,
but I do get convenience.
94
00:03:06,595 --> 00:03:07,353
Butt slip.
95
00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,912
Tyrannis: I think so, too.
96
00:03:08,913 --> 00:03:10,248
Why leave something
to the imagination
97
00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:11,766
when you've got
an absolute shelf?
98
00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:13,768
Hippocampus: You guys seriously
don't think this is weird?
99
00:03:13,769 --> 00:03:15,862
Stupendous: What's the big deal?
We all got butts.
100
00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,179
Hippocampus: Not the butt talk!
101
00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,364
A creepy man
from a distant land
102
00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,773
arrived with a gift basket,
103
00:03:19,925 --> 00:03:22,016
and now
our brother is inexplicably
104
00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:24,352
racing to compete
for a stranger's love.
105
00:03:24,353 --> 00:03:26,113
Tyrannis: Welcome to
the modern era, Hippo,
106
00:03:26,114 --> 00:03:28,041
where a man can compete
for a woman's love,
107
00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,024
even if it makes
you uncomfortable.
108
00:03:30,025 --> 00:03:32,027
Hippocampus: It doesn't
make me uncomfortable.
109
00:03:32,028 --> 00:03:33,378
It feels like a trap.
110
00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,864
Tyrannis: Why would the love of
my life want to trap me?
111
00:03:35,865 --> 00:03:37,199
Hippocampus: The love
of your life?!
112
00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,776
You don't even know what
she looks like!
113
00:03:38,777 --> 00:03:41,128
Tyrannis: It's not just
about looks, Hippo! Shame.
114
00:03:41,129 --> 00:03:42,296
Hippocampus:
He's being weird, right?
115
00:03:42,297 --> 00:03:43,631
Stupendous: ...Der than usual?
116
00:03:43,632 --> 00:03:45,450
I don't know.
He's a pretty stupid man.
117
00:03:45,451 --> 00:03:46,951
Hippocampus:
But I mean...it's a trap.
118
00:03:46,952 --> 00:03:48,119
Stupendous: I like traps.
You get to
119
00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,211
fight your way out of 'em.
120
00:03:49,212 --> 00:03:50,896
It's a change of pace.
121
00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,066
Tyrannis: See this palace?
I'd like to keep it.
122
00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,642
As in,
I'd like to come back from
123
00:03:54,643 --> 00:03:55,401
my journey, and not find
124
00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,602
the whole thing in ashes.
125
00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,887
Deliria: I wouldn't waste
the strength it took
126
00:03:58,888 --> 00:04:01,148
to conjure the very weak
fireball that would require.
127
00:04:01,149 --> 00:04:02,779
Tyrannis:
We won't be away long.
128
00:04:02,892 --> 00:04:05,302
Just try not to make any of your
classic messes.
129
00:04:05,303 --> 00:04:06,579
Shlub: Well,
I can't promise that.
130
00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,804
I eat a lot of fruit.
131
00:04:07,805 --> 00:04:09,231
Tyrannis: Just don't
touch anything,
132
00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:10,899
don't break anything,
and at least
133
00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,477
don't fundamentally alter
the character of Krapopolis.
134
00:04:12,478 --> 00:04:13,902
Deliria:
You've made your point.
135
00:04:13,903 --> 00:04:15,254
Go, will you?
I can see
136
00:04:15,481 --> 00:04:17,314
your whole bottom
in that outfit.
137
00:04:17,315 --> 00:04:19,667
Tyrannis: Oh, that reminds me.
No naked stuff in here!
138
00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:21,410
Deliria: Does he honestly
think we can't handle
139
00:04:21,411 --> 00:04:24,429
a few hours alone
with his stupid little city?
140
00:04:24,656 --> 00:04:25,989
This is more like it.
141
00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:27,916
Shlub: Oh, good God,
I thought he'd never leave.
142
00:04:27,917 --> 00:04:29,251
Tyrannis: I still haven't!
143
00:04:29,252 --> 00:04:30,753
Hippocampus: Can you just
try to explain to me
144
00:04:30,754 --> 00:04:32,497
one last time why you're
in love with this person?
145
00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:34,256
Tyrannis: There're no
explanations for love, Hippo.
146
00:04:34,257 --> 00:04:35,683
Hippocampus: Yeah, there are.
Like, "I like the way
147
00:04:35,684 --> 00:04:37,734
she acts,"
"I like the things she says,"
148
00:04:37,761 --> 00:04:39,336
"I literally have met her
149
00:04:39,337 --> 00:04:40,780
or at least know
what she looks like."
150
00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,174
Tyrannis: So superficial!
Come on. Help me out here.
151
00:04:43,175 --> 00:04:44,600
I'm gonna need
a good hook for Lycosa.
152
00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:46,027
Stupendous:
A net would be easier.
153
00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:47,512
Tyrannis: A metaphorical hook.
154
00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:48,863
To set me apart
from other suitors.
155
00:04:48,864 --> 00:04:50,364
Now, do I lead with the fact
that I'm
156
00:04:50,365 --> 00:04:51,774
king of a city that will change
157
00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:53,108
the course of
human civilization?
158
00:04:53,109 --> 00:04:54,610
Or, do I assume
that's implied,
159
00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:55,869
and lead with a joke?
160
00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:57,355
Hippocampus: I have a hard
time believing
161
00:04:57,356 --> 00:04:58,781
you're gonna have
a lot of competition, Ty.
162
00:04:58,782 --> 00:05:01,041
Unless it is some kind of
spell...in which case
163
00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:03,452
jokes are the last thing you're
gonna have to worry about.
164
00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:06,013
Tyrannis: All right.
Maybe a magic trick, then?
165
00:05:07,049 --> 00:05:08,974
Stupendous: What the hell?!
166
00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,293
Deliria: The audacity
of that son of ours,
167
00:05:11,294 --> 00:05:13,037
thinking we'd ruin
his little city!
168
00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:14,554
What is there even to ruin?
169
00:05:14,555 --> 00:05:16,799
Shlub: What did he think
we were going to do?
170
00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,319
Invite all neighboring cities
to a no-holds-barred,
171
00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,303
no-loads-refused orgy
the second he left?
172
00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:24,047
We waited at least 5 minutes.
173
00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:27,567
Deliria: Let
the depravity commence!
174
00:05:27,719 --> 00:05:28,902
Where is everybody?
175
00:05:28,903 --> 00:05:30,555
Shlub: You know
I'm not picky, but usually,
176
00:05:30,556 --> 00:05:31,606
we attract a lot more
177
00:05:31,607 --> 00:05:33,891
and better-looking playthings
than these.
178
00:05:33,892 --> 00:05:36,026
Housefly person: Don't worry.
I just like to watch.
179
00:05:36,027 --> 00:05:38,895
Witch: I only got here
so fast because I flew.
180
00:05:38,896 --> 00:05:40,673
The roads leading to Krapopolis
181
00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,583
from most major cities
are pretty rough.
182
00:05:42,584 --> 00:05:44,010
Deliria: Well, who knows
how long we have
183
00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,586
before who's-their-faces
get back?
184
00:05:45,587 --> 00:05:49,639
Looks like it's Deliria
to the rescue once again.
185
00:05:52,742 --> 00:05:58,916
Shlub: What was that?
Deliria: Oh, I just enchanted some carts.
186
00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,847
They'll stop at
all the nearby cities
187
00:06:00,848 --> 00:06:02,195
and ferry more sex freaks here
188
00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,937
at regular, speedy intervals.
189
00:06:03,938 --> 00:06:06,273
What are we supposed
to do with these two? Talk?
190
00:06:06,274 --> 00:06:08,201
Shlub: Oh, I already
made love to those
191
00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,760
while you were fixing the roads.
192
00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:11,762
Housefly person:
Watching is for the birds.
193
00:06:11,763 --> 00:06:13,780
Ha ha ha. Flip-flap!
194
00:06:13,781 --> 00:06:15,433
Don Who Smiles:
Welcome to Lycosa's Palace,
195
00:06:15,434 --> 00:06:18,101
where you'll be competing
for a chance at love.
196
00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:19,360
I'm Don Who Smiles.
197
00:06:19,361 --> 00:06:21,196
Tia Who Smiles:
And I'm Tia Who Smiles.
198
00:06:21,197 --> 00:06:22,382
Don Who Smiles: And we're
a married couple.
199
00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:24,073
Tyrannis: OK.
Is that important?
200
00:06:24,074 --> 00:06:25,718
Tia Who Smiles: We're here
to find out which of you
201
00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,034
lucky suitors will get
202
00:06:27,035 --> 00:06:28,963
all of your physical and
emotional needs met by
203
00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,223
meeting, falling in love with,
204
00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,391
and marrying beautiful
Princess Lycosa.
205
00:06:32,634 --> 00:06:33,875
[Crowd cheering]
206
00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:35,395
Musculus:
Are you rich or something?
207
00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:36,786
Tyrannis: Well, I'm a king.
208
00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,398
Musculus: OK, yeah.
That explains it.
209
00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:40,066
'Cause at first,
I was like, "What?"
210
00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,809
Because...you know.
Tyrannis: Yes, no, I get it.
211
00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:43,794
Musculus: Because look at you.
And look at me.
212
00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:45,238
Tyrannis: Yeah, yeah. Right.
Musculus: I mean, when you
213
00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,814
put us next to each other
like this-
214
00:06:46,815 --> 00:06:48,299
Tyrannis: OK.
Are you also a king?
215
00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,650
Musculus: Oh, uh, I'm more
of a handsome guy
216
00:06:49,651 --> 00:06:51,821
who just "hangs out."
In fact, it's unclear
217
00:06:51,822 --> 00:06:53,413
how I pay for
goods and services.
218
00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:55,805
Cork: I'm Cork,
and my deal is a wheel.
219
00:06:55,899 --> 00:06:57,416
In that I'm a wheel-maker.
220
00:06:57,643 --> 00:06:58,825
Axle me anything!
221
00:06:58,994 --> 00:07:00,085
Well, not anything.
222
00:07:00,236 --> 00:07:01,926
Only about wheels,
technically.
223
00:07:02,105 --> 00:07:04,906
I guess I...spoke too soon!
Ha ha!
224
00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,167
Stupendous: Boo!
Hippocampus: Terrible!
225
00:07:06,168 --> 00:07:07,242
Tyrannis: And what about you?
226
00:07:07,243 --> 00:07:08,094
Man: Me? I'm Tod.
227
00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,235
I'm a suitor you'll see
228
00:07:09,245 --> 00:07:10,565
right now for a few seconds
229
00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,914
and then never again
for some reason.
230
00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,291
Tyrannis: [Gasp]
There she is!
231
00:07:15,494 --> 00:07:30,356
?
232
00:07:30,357 --> 00:07:32,343
Hippocampus: All right.
I got it! I figured it out.
233
00:07:32,344 --> 00:07:33,678
Stupendous: Oh, yay,
good for you.
234
00:07:33,679 --> 00:07:36,029
Hippocampus: The flowers
in the gift basket!
235
00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:37,698
Stupendous: Oh, you want
to tell me about it?
236
00:07:37,699 --> 00:07:40,442
Hippocampus: Some kind of pollen
or poison or pheromones.
237
00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:43,295
When he sniffed the flowers,
they made him fall in love!
238
00:07:43,522 --> 00:07:45,872
Stupendous: Yeah, but I ate
all those flowers
239
00:07:45,874 --> 00:07:47,073
and I'm not in love.
240
00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:48,365
Hippocampus: Ohh. Yeah.
241
00:07:48,366 --> 00:07:50,361
Unless the effects kick in
slower when it's
242
00:07:50,362 --> 00:07:51,970
ingested instead of inhaled.
243
00:07:52,197 --> 00:07:54,121
[Stupendous' stomach growls]
244
00:07:54,122 --> 00:07:55,549
Tyrannis: All right, now,
don't be alarmed.
245
00:07:55,550 --> 00:07:57,034
This is a pretty
incredible illusion,
246
00:07:57,035 --> 00:07:58,665
so, no hitting
if you can help it.
247
00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:00,721
Stupendous: I'm Stupendous.
Rhymes with tremendous.
248
00:08:00,722 --> 00:08:04,298
Warrior, demigod,
sex volcano, bed destroyer.
249
00:08:04,299 --> 00:08:06,210
Tyrannis: Stupe,
what are you doing?!
250
00:08:06,211 --> 00:08:08,395
Stupendous: Winning the hand
of the most gorgeous woman
251
00:08:08,396 --> 00:08:10,638
I've ever seen
in my entire life.
252
00:08:10,639 --> 00:08:12,883
Lycosa: And you are...?
Hippocampus: Hippocampus,
253
00:08:12,884 --> 00:08:15,569
half-brother to not one
but two idiots, apparently,
254
00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:18,280
and therefore also competing
for your hand, I guess?
255
00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:20,373
Man: Gah, that's what
I was gonna say!
256
00:08:21,252 --> 00:08:24,486
Musculus: No wonder
the sky is grey.
257
00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:27,080
The gods put all
the color in your eyes.
258
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,082
Lycosa: Silly!
The sky is blue today.
259
00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,901
Musculus: It's sometimes grey,
and I'm talking
260
00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:31,952
about those times!
261
00:08:32,161 --> 00:08:34,571
Stupendous: Excuse me.
Mind if I steal her away?
262
00:08:34,572 --> 00:08:36,349
Musculus: Actually, I do.
I was about to
263
00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:39,166
regale the good lady
with tales of-aah!
264
00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:40,594
Stupendous: He had
someplace to be.
265
00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:41,912
What do you say
we get out of here
266
00:08:41,913 --> 00:08:43,079
and I overwhelm you
267
00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:44,338
with feminine power?
268
00:08:44,339 --> 00:08:45,933
Tyrannis: Lady Lycosa,
King Tyrannis again.
269
00:08:45,934 --> 00:08:47,744
I got your gift basket
that you sent
270
00:08:47,753 --> 00:08:49,923
to me specifically,
and not to my siblings.
271
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,140
I'm a king. It's why
I said "King Tyrannis."
272
00:08:52,141 --> 00:08:54,016
Lycosa: You two are siblings.
Tyrannis: Half, yes.
273
00:08:54,017 --> 00:08:55,947
But again, I'm
the one who was invited
274
00:08:55,948 --> 00:08:57,703
and I'm the one
you're going to marry.
275
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,705
Stupendous: You can
marry her after she and I
276
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,146
have a lifetime of happiness
277
00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:03,065
and die in each other's arms.
278
00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:05,286
Let me guess: you're here
to steal her away.
279
00:09:05,287 --> 00:09:07,771
Hippocampus: I'm here
to steal you away.
280
00:09:07,939 --> 00:09:09,449
You two need to
snap out of it!
281
00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,125
Stupendous: Snap out of what,
falling in love?
282
00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:12,534
Tyrannis: Neither of you
can be in love with Lycosa.
283
00:09:12,535 --> 00:09:14,220
You didn't even want
to come here!
284
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,255
Stupendous: Yeah, you got
a head start, you're welcome.
285
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,798
But do you seriously think
she'd pick you
286
00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:21,042
when she could have
all of this...and this...
287
00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:24,788
and this...and this...
and this...and-
288
00:09:24,806 --> 00:09:27,457
Hippocampus: I'm not
competing with either of you!
289
00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:28,733
Stupendous: Yeah, OK.
290
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,552
Tyrannis: We're on to
your strategy, Hippocampus.
291
00:09:30,553 --> 00:09:32,387
Hippocampus: Strategy?
What strategy?
292
00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:34,314
You're both being
mind controlled!
293
00:09:34,315 --> 00:09:36,058
Stupendous: There it is.
Tyrannis: Yep.
294
00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:37,929
Hippocampus:
No, you actually are!
295
00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:39,987
Something in the gift basket.
Remember?
296
00:09:39,988 --> 00:09:41,563
Tyrannis: Oh, wow, cool.
Well, you know what?
297
00:09:41,564 --> 00:09:43,674
I'm in love with her.
She makes me want to be
298
00:09:43,675 --> 00:09:45,251
a better person-a better king.
299
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,328
Stupendous: She makes me
want to kill more enemies
300
00:09:47,329 --> 00:09:48,903
but, you know, with honor.
301
00:09:48,904 --> 00:09:50,147
Cork: She makes me
want to design
302
00:09:50,148 --> 00:09:51,572
a wheel that spins forever.
303
00:09:51,573 --> 00:09:53,484
Sorry. I'm Cork, from earlier.
The wheel-maker.
304
00:09:53,485 --> 00:09:55,002
Tyrannis:
Family discussion, Cork!
305
00:09:55,003 --> 00:09:56,578
Stupendous: This isn't
a group conversation!
306
00:09:56,579 --> 00:09:58,322
Hippocampus: Get
the hell out of here, Cork!
307
00:09:58,323 --> 00:09:59,599
Deliria: Not sure if it's
weirder to do it
308
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,267
with a human that
was formerly a goat
309
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,993
or the other way around.
Better try both.
310
00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:04,752
[Goat bleats]
Shlub: Darling,
311
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,271
another smashing success.
312
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,332
Deliria: Ty should let us
run the city more often.
313
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:11,501
Look how happy everyone is.
Smiles all around.
314
00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:14,504
These events usually have
at least one crying couple
315
00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:15,917
discussing non-monogamy.
316
00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:17,283
Shlub: And the citizens
are loving
317
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,154
that connected cart system
you made
318
00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,526
to get to and from the orgy.
319
00:10:20,695 --> 00:10:22,925
It's transit for
the public but it's sexual.
320
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,290
There must be
a joke there somewhere,
321
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,292
perhaps some sort of
word play...public...
322
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,571
Deliria: I need
a congratulatory drink!
323
00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:31,279
What is that?
Housefly person: A smoothie.
324
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,948
Deliria: A who-thie?
Housefly person: Buncha fruit
325
00:10:32,949 --> 00:10:34,579
and milks and stuff
all mixed up.
326
00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,193
Cost me my firstborn,
but I'm going to have
327
00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:38,045
one of these every day now.
[Chuckles]
328
00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:40,788
Next-born's first if the first
one's gone. Am I right?
329
00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:42,307
I can really poop 'em out.
330
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,625
Shlub: Sounds delicious.
331
00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,369
Housefly person:
Offspring or smoothies?
332
00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:47,295
Shlub: Well, why not
start with the smoothies.
333
00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:49,039
Housefly person: Ah, yeah, the
fellas from Myra brought 'em.
334
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,133
Shlub: Myra, the city
full of legal scholars?
335
00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:52,877
I didn't know
they made the journey.
336
00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:54,894
How wonderful!
Did they use-
337
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,488
public sex transit?
338
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,822
No, that's no good.
339
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,991
Housefly person: Hrrrk! Hcccck!
340
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,142
Shlub: Mm, Hcccck transit?
341
00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:03,070
I like the thought behind it,
but I'm not
342
00:11:03,071 --> 00:11:06,739
too convinced it'll catch on.
I beg your pardon?
343
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,667
Deliria: Is he speaking fly?
344
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,411
Shlub: I believe he's thinking-
345
00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:12,462
about what he's
going to say next.
346
00:11:13,565 --> 00:11:16,399
Oh, I see. He's choking.
Deliria: Ah.
347
00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:19,903
Shlub: He's ugly but not
let-him-die ugly, correct?
348
00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:23,181
Deliria: Mm...
349
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,400
right.
350
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:26,076
Shlub: I say, is anyone
here a doctor?
351
00:11:26,077 --> 00:11:27,745
Woman: Oh, I'm a doctor!
Man: Doctor over here!
352
00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:29,579
[Doctors talking at once]
353
00:11:29,597 --> 00:11:31,037
[Housefly person coughing]
354
00:11:31,082 --> 00:11:32,222
Housefly person: Uhh!
355
00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:35,601
Man: Huh?
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
356
00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:37,345
Housefly person: Thanks!
Yeah, still working out
357
00:11:37,346 --> 00:11:38,756
the whole "smooth" part,
I guess.
358
00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:40,591
Deliria: When did
we get so many doctors?
359
00:11:40,592 --> 00:11:42,684
Shlub: I suppose putting out
an open call
360
00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:45,945
to horned-up perverts
leads to droves of doctors
361
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,781
and other abnormally skilled
or talented folks.
362
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:52,452
This orgy may be the best thing
to ever happen to this city.
363
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,438
Deliria: Then let's
keep this party going!
364
00:11:55,439 --> 00:11:57,365
Tia Who Smiles:
Suitors! We're ready
365
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:58,866
for our next wreath ceremony.
366
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,280
Lycosa, when you're ready.
367
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,053
Lycosa: OK, first.
Musculus,
368
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,963
I felt a real
connection with you.
369
00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,799
I think I can
be myself around you.
370
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,042
Will you accept this wreath?
371
00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:08,727
Musculus: Thank you, Lycosa.
372
00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:10,061
I'm the hottest here!
373
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,380
Lycosa: Cork the wheel-maker,
I also felt
374
00:12:12,381 --> 00:12:13,640
a real connection with you.
375
00:12:13,641 --> 00:12:15,234
I like how you can
be yourself around me.
376
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,961
Cork:
You "spoke" right to my heart.
377
00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:18,295
Stupendous:
You already used that one!
378
00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:19,646
Hippocampus: He already
used that one!
379
00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:21,298
Tia Who Smiles:
Gentlemen, these will be
380
00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:23,316
the last two wreaths
of the night.
381
00:12:23,317 --> 00:12:25,986
When you're ready.
Lycosa: Tyrannis and Stupendous,
382
00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:27,488
will you both accept my wreath?
383
00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,139
Hippocampus: That's it.
I'm pulling you out of this
384
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,474
before you both get hurt.
Tyrannis: Hurt?
385
00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:31,809
Did you hear her?
We're in!
386
00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:33,494
Stupendous: Yeah, bro,
don't be a sore loser.
387
00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:35,070
Tia Who Smiles:
The princess will now decide
388
00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:36,701
who'll move on
to the best part-
389
00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:38,925
one-on-one alone time
with the princess.
390
00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,500
Hippocampus: Alone time?
OK, that's gotta be
391
00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:44,078
when two thugs senselessly
beat and rob you.
392
00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:46,323
Stupendous: Shh!
Beautiful ceremony happening!
393
00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:47,658
Tyrannis: Hippo, you've
been looking around all day
394
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,469
for proof that
something is wrong,
395
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,161
and you haven't found it.
What does that tell you?
396
00:12:51,162 --> 00:12:52,605
Hippocampus:
That I need to keep looking.
397
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,273
If I do find proof,
will you two leave with me?
398
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,757
Stupendous: If we say yes,
will you go away?
399
00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:58,260
Hippocampus:
I'll take that deal!
400
00:12:58,261 --> 00:12:59,837
Lycosa: Cork...thank you
for sharing your story
401
00:12:59,838 --> 00:13:02,339
about becoming a wheel-maker
because your entire family
402
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,024
was crushed by a wagon
you were driving
403
00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:05,451
and you didn't want to
let that define you.
404
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,102
Unfortunately, our time together
405
00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,453
has rolled to a stop.
406
00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,013
Cork: I still love Lycosa.
407
00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:11,171
But don't worry, world.
408
00:13:11,199 --> 00:13:12,699
You haven't seen the last of me.
409
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,368
Don Who Smiles: Cork,
the exit is this way.
410
00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:16,119
Cork: But this is
the way we came in.
411
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,022
Don Who Smiles: Yeah, well,
there's an exit interview.
412
00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:20,691
We're hoping you have a few more
tears left in those ducts.
413
00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,709
Cork: Uh...I could
probably squeeze out a few.
414
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:23,760
Aah!
415
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,197
Hippocampus: [Gasp]
They're killing the contestants.
416
00:13:27,198 --> 00:13:31,309
They're killing
the contestants! Aah!
417
00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:34,370
I can't just leave this here.
418
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,463
When do you ever
find free bones?
419
00:13:36,464 --> 00:13:39,226
Shlub: Tell me, does
the city seem different to you?
420
00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:40,894
Deliria: How do you mean?
Shlub: I mean, when did we get
421
00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:42,320
a store that only sells
422
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,156
old things people
no longer want?
423
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,158
Deliria: Those old things
are new things
424
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,326
called antiques
and vintage clothing.
425
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,720
All the latest residents
go crazy for them.
426
00:13:50,721 --> 00:13:52,239
Shlub: That woman.
What is she running from?
427
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,666
Deliria: Oh, no, she's a jogger.
428
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,197
Running is no longer a form of
self-preservation
429
00:13:56,198 --> 00:13:58,395
but rather a way to stay
in shape between orgies.
430
00:13:58,396 --> 00:14:00,580
Shlub: That's what orgies
used to be for.
431
00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:02,733
Deliria: Shlub, darling,
what's bothering you?
432
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:05,177
Shlub: Remember when Ty
told us not to touch anything,
433
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,513
not to fundamentally alter
the character of the city?
434
00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:09,804
Deliria: Vaguely. Why?
435
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,425
Is there a way
that somehow matters?
436
00:14:11,426 --> 00:14:13,260
It's not like it could
hurt him in any way.
437
00:14:13,261 --> 00:14:14,687
Brutus: Man, things are
so much better
438
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,245
than when Tyrannis was king.
439
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,265
Shelly: I literally cannot stop
eating these artisanal grapes.
440
00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:20,084
Brutus: What makes
them artisanal again?
441
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:21,176
Shelly: No idea,
but I'm sure as heck
442
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:22,497
never going back to eating
443
00:14:22,604 --> 00:14:25,346
those gross, normal grapes
we had under King Ty.
444
00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:27,274
Deliria: What? Did they say
something relevant?
445
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,849
I don't listen to peasants.
446
00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:30,852
Lycosa: Stupe, when I'm
marrying somebody,
447
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,096
I'm also marrying their family.
448
00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:33,539
Tell me a little bit
about yours.
449
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,599
Stupendous: Well, my brother's
a real piece of work.
450
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,267
Tyrannis: Hey! What-?!
Hippocampus: Time to go!
451
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,435
Tyrannis: Hippo,
we're not interested
452
00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:39,876
in your psychological games.
453
00:14:39,877 --> 00:14:41,696
Hippocampus: Games?
No games. Murder!
454
00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:43,607
They're luring people
with the promise of love
455
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,551
and then killing them.
There's a kill room!
456
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,442
Don Who Smiles: Kill room?
Do you mean the gifting suite?
457
00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:50,130
Hippocampus:
We're getting out of here
458
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:53,040
right-after I marry Lycosa.
459
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:56,285
Stupendous: Oh, so,
it's not a trap anymore?
460
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,305
Hippocampus: It is a trap,
it is mind control,
461
00:14:58,306 --> 00:15:00,047
and they are killing everybody,
462
00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:02,400
but none of that
matters anymore.
463
00:15:02,627 --> 00:15:04,143
I am madly in love.
464
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,461
Tyrannis: There we go.
465
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:08,114
Tia Who Smiles:
There we go, indeed.
466
00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:11,075
[Spider burps]
467
00:15:12,728 --> 00:15:15,558
Hippocampus: Huh! The spider
part I had not figured out.
468
00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:19,067
Hippocampus: It all makes sense!
469
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:21,327
This entire place
is the lair of that thing,
470
00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,709
except instead of webs,
it uses pheromones
471
00:15:23,739 --> 00:15:24,830
to make us want to stay.
472
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,573
I mean, in addition to webs.
473
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:29,243
Stupendous: And Lycosa is
trying to keep it
474
00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:31,262
from eating the people
she loves!
475
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,766
Hippocampus: Lycosa is
clearly working for it.
476
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,993
Tyrannis: How can you say that?
And you claim to love her!
477
00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:38,345
Hippocampus: Oh, so,
you only love her if she
478
00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:39,846
isn't working for the spider?
479
00:15:39,847 --> 00:15:41,682
Stupendous: If she's
working for the spider,
480
00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:43,167
I'm sure she's got her reasons.
481
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:44,759
Hippocampus: I don't even
care about her reasons.
482
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,169
I love her either way.
483
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,929
Tyrannis: You only love her
because of pheromones, you said.
484
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,597
Hippocampus: We all
got the pheromones!
485
00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:51,933
That doesn't change anything.
Love is chemical anyway!
486
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:53,285
Stupendous: It doesn't
make a difference
487
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,028
'cause
I'm the one who won her heart!
488
00:15:55,029 --> 00:15:57,623
Tyrannis: No, you did not.
When's that supposed to have happened?
489
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,683
Hippocampus: "Won her heart"? In
your dreams you won her heart.
490
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,776
Tyrannis: Princess Lycosa.
Hippocampus: ? I've been writing you... ?
491
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:03,462
Tyrannis: Princess Lycosa...
Lycosa: Tyrannis. Tyrannis: Ha!
492
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,539
Hippocampus: ? ...Or
has it been writing me- ?
493
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:06,966
Lycosa: Can we talk?
I'm worried you're
494
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,283
not here for the right reasons.
495
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:09,334
Tyrannis: What? No.
496
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,680
Hang on. Why are we sliding?
497
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:13,362
Stupendous: Wait. Lycosa!
Wait! I love you!
498
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,215
Hippocampus: She's gonna
bring him to the spider.
499
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:17,033
She's gonna feed him
to the spider.
500
00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:18,719
Stupendous:
One down, one to go.
501
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,462
Hippocampus: Stupe, no.
Look, we all love her,
502
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:22,313
but we also know
she's gonna kill us.
503
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,299
Stupendous: That's
one of her little quirks.
504
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,818
Hippocampus: Think for a second.
Our love is real.
505
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,319
We know that,
and it doesn't matter
506
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,190
that it's part of
a feeding strategy
507
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,713
for an enormous monster.
508
00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:31,898
Stupendous: Right...
Hippocampus: She's not
509
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,640
the only thing I care about.
510
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,067
I also care about Ty...
511
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,810
and you...and my life!
512
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,888
Not in that order.
Stupendous: OK...
513
00:16:38,889 --> 00:16:41,058
Hippocampus: So, here's the
thing. Let's kill that spider.
514
00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:42,317
And then we can
sort out which of us
515
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:43,726
gets to be with Lycosa.
516
00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:45,169
Both: Me! No, me!
517
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,231
Stupendous: All right,
all right, first things first.
518
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:48,581
[Stupendous grunting]
519
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,509
It's-Sorry.
520
00:16:51,736 --> 00:16:53,511
It's spider-squishing time.
521
00:16:53,738 --> 00:16:56,088
Deliria: Even
the orgy tent has changed.
522
00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:58,350
Shlub: Don't get me wrong.
I love the exposed brick,
523
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,835
but I'm beginning to worry
we've changed too much.
524
00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:03,338
Deliria: Mm, you might be right.
If Ty gets back and sees
525
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:05,916
how great we made the city
in the improbably short time
526
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:07,584
he's been gone,
he'll be crushed,
527
00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:09,102
which will make him unbearable.
528
00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,937
Craig: Excuse me.
Since King Tyrannis is gone-
529
00:17:10,938 --> 00:17:13,440
hopefully forever-I figured
you're the one I should go to
530
00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:16,035
about the new community
theater I'm hoping to build.
531
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,594
Deliria: "Community theater"?!
532
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:19,354
Craig: Yeah, but also
a cultural center.
533
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:22,041
You know, like a place
to challenge audiences, but also
534
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,543
provide new opportunities
for meaningful expression.
535
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,453
We could maybe have some classes
that we could charge for...!
536
00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:29,789
Deliria:
This has crossed a line!
537
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,716
Housefly person:
What an eyesore.
538
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:36,220
[Wolf growls,
women groaning]
539
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,631
Shlub: You're
doing great, darling.
540
00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:39,131
Everyone is quite unhappy.
541
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,967
Deliria: A store that
only sells food for dogs?
542
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:43,302
I don't think so.
543
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,788
Miriam: Oh, just what we need-
more rubble.
544
00:17:45,789 --> 00:17:47,733
Shlub: But what are we going
to do about all the perverts?
545
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,402
They're the source of all
this frightful advancement.
546
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,738
Deliria: I'm afraid the only
way to get rid of them
547
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,146
is to end the orgy.
548
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,722
Shlub: "End the orgy"?!
549
00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:58,410
Deliria: I know, but all good
things must come to an end,
550
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,952
so we can have better things,
551
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,487
like no responsibilities
552
00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:03,748
and a son who's not
whining at us.
553
00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:06,267
OK, everybody, orgy over!
554
00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:09,277
Stop coupling in delightful
and surprising iterations,
555
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,646
and go home.
556
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:11,789
[People groaning]
557
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,333
Joshua: You're ruining our city.
558
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,760
Philomena: Yeah!
Those doctor perverts
559
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,002
were curing our ailments.
560
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,337
Joshua: All the perverts
were great.
561
00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:19,263
Philomena: Joshua,
please shut up.
562
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,508
All these advancements.
You're gonna undo them?
563
00:18:21,509 --> 00:18:22,600
For what? Your son?
564
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,343
Deliria: No.
I am a goddess.
565
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,231
I do things because
I feel like it.
566
00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:33,336
Shlub: My wife!
567
00:18:33,337 --> 00:18:35,447
Lycosa: I'm sorry, Ty.
Thank you for sharing your story
568
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,616
about how you could
probably do a lot of push-ups
569
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,118
but you can't because of
an elbow injury,
570
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,360
but I'm afraid our journey
571
00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:41,935
has been pushed
as far as it can.
572
00:18:41,936 --> 00:18:43,455
Tyrannis: OK, I'm beginning
to think my brother
573
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,124
may have been right
that this situation
574
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,941
is not what it seemed,
but at the same time-
575
00:18:46,942 --> 00:18:48,184
you're making a mistake.
576
00:18:48,185 --> 00:18:49,853
If you'll just give me
a little more time.
577
00:18:49,854 --> 00:18:50,904
We have a connection.
578
00:18:50,905 --> 00:18:52,706
You have to feel it, too.
We're in love!
579
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:53,965
Aah!
Lycosa: Oh!
580
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,208
Hippocampus: Let him go.
Tyrannis: Really?
581
00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:56,450
It's over, you two. I won.
582
00:18:56,451 --> 00:18:58,303
Stupendous: You're
clearly losing right now.
583
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,139
Tyrannis:
It's an active conversation.
584
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,790
Lycosa: He's mine!
Tyrannis: That is so nice to hear.
585
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,699
Hippocampus: Oh, my God.
Stupendous: Lycosa's a tongue!
586
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,296
Tyrannis: She's a tongue?
Hippocampus: She's a tongue!
587
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:10,707
Tyrannis: Oh, my God.
You're part of the spider?
588
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:13,058
Stupendous: Uhh!
Tyrannis: Aah!
589
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:14,819
But I don't hold it
against you.
590
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:17,730
I still believe
we can make this work.
591
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,158
[Stupendous grunting]
592
00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:23,584
Lycosa: Ty, it's not too late.
593
00:19:23,585 --> 00:19:25,906
Yes, I ate the other suitors,
but that was always the plan,
594
00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:28,891
just like it was always the plan
to find the love of my life.
595
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,243
And it's you, Ty.
It was always you.
596
00:19:31,244 --> 00:19:33,079
I think I was
just scared, you know?
597
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,400
Tyrannis: I'm scared, too.
598
00:19:34,401 --> 00:19:36,175
Hippocampus:
Ty, she's gonna eat you!
599
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,418
Tyrannis: I know that.
But also...awww!
600
00:19:39,512 --> 00:20:00,031
?
601
00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:02,758
Lycosa: Good.
Now hand it over.
602
00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:04,427
Tyrannis: Lycosa...
603
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,446
I've decided
this relationship is unhealthy.
604
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,706
Lycosa: Aah!
605
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:19,342
[All cough]
606
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,963
Tyrannis:
Mom can never know about this.
607
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:24,706
Hippocampus: Yup.
Stupendous: Agreed.
608
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,616
Tyrannis: Wow. Look. The old
palace is still standing.
609
00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:29,060
I guess Mom and Dad didn't
burn it to the ground.
610
00:20:29,287 --> 00:20:31,287
Shlub: Very nicely done,
darling.
611
00:20:31,288 --> 00:20:33,065
Tyrannis: Wait a minute.
Where's the smell of
612
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,899
rotting food and feces?
613
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,625
Deliria: Oops.
Missed a spot.
614
00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:38,110
Tyrannis: Mother!
615
00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:42,908
Angelioforos, voice-over:
And that was the end
616
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:43,959
for the others.
617
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,393
But the ending of one story
618
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:47,328
is always the beginning
of another.
619
00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:49,247
Maybe not always.
620
00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:51,508
Yeah, you know what,
I'm gonna say always.
621
00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:54,472
The new story wasn't simple,
like a story about a spider
622
00:20:54,473 --> 00:20:56,404
pretending its tongue
is a woman to make
623
00:20:56,405 --> 00:20:57,814
a bunch of people
fall in love with it
624
00:20:57,815 --> 00:21:00,345
so it can eat them, with
the help of a loyal servant.
625
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:04,428
It was a story about struggle,
survival,
626
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,598
the little cruelties
that cut so deep,
627
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,492
but it was also a story
about kindness and hope
628
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:12,753
and the strength
in all of us to change.
629
00:21:12,847 --> 00:21:13,897
Ultimately,
630
00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:15,606
it was the story of you-
631
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,276
the most beautiful children,
632
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,352
the most beautiful family
in the world.
633
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,596
Cork: I love you all so much.
634
00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:24,840
OK. Time for dinner!
635
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:25,983
It's OK, world.
636
00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:27,537
You haven't
seen the last of-
637
00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,453
[Spiders munching]
638
00:21:29,847 --> 00:21:31,227
Man: Did you get any of that?
639
00:21:32,237 --> 00:21:34,716
- Bento.
[People cheering]
640
00:21:34,717 --> 00:21:39,267
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
49695
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof