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[thinking] I'm receiving your directions
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And relaying them to my teammates.
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Please be assured that we are doing
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Everything within our power
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To save your world.
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[speaking alien language]
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You gave us the knowledge
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To construct the gravitation device
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And trusted the League to be your hands.
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We will not fail you.
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Status report, Flash.
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Just keep beaming those instructions
into my head, J�onn.
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I should have this baby up
and running right about...
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Now!
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[speaking excitedly in alien language]
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The ice planet's orbit is stabilizing.
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These two worlds will never collide now.
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The Nomitians are sending us
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Their expressions of relief and gratitude.
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Nice way to kick off a Christmas break.
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I second that.
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G.L.?
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You guys go ahead.
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I'll catch up with you later.
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I'll hitch a ride back with G.L.
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How about you, big guy? Any holiday plans?
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I'm afraid this season
has no meaning for me.
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Whoa. Frosty.
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We'll have to do something about that.
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G.L.: Ya-hoo!
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You fly through space all the time,
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But sliding down a snowy hill
makes you shriek like a child?
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Each winter,
my grandmother would take me sledding in the park.
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It was the best part of Christmas.
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With all respect to your grandmother,
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I don't see what's so
special about the snow.
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That's clever.
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How about this?
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It's a snow angel. See my wings?
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Right.
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Hey! What was that for?
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It's supposed to be fun.
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Ok.
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Let's have fun.
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Whoa!
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Lady, you are asking for it.
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Bring it on, snowman!
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Woman: He'll be here any minute, kids.
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That jolly man in the red suit
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Is coming to pay his Christmas visit.
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Ho ho ho!
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All right! Yay!
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You're the coolest!
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Merry Christmas, guys!
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Have you been good this year?
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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You can bet they've been good
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When it means seeing their favorite hero.
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Don't forget the present he brings.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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You really don't have to do that.
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Come on. It's tradition.
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What's it going to be this year, guys?
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A video game? Sports equipment?
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Well, there is something.
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Name it.
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It's on! It's on!
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It's on! It's on! All right!
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T.V.: It's D.J. Rubba Duckee!
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# I'm the Rubba Duckee with all the fly moves #
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# rockin' at his house #
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# with my tight grooves
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# go, Rubba, go, Rubba
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# go, Rubba Duckee
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[farting noises]
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Flash: Ha ha ha!
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That actually is pretty cool.
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Ok.
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D.J. Rubba Duckee it is.
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Uh, you may not want to
get their hopes up too high.
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Every store's been sold out for weeks.
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Please. I made Gorilla Grodd cry uncle.
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I'm sure Rubba Duckee will be no problem.
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All right! Yay!
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[cheering]
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J'onn: This is a bad idea.
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Superman: No way was I
going to leave you alone
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In the Watchtower on Christmas eve.
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Besides, Batman practically
begged for monitor duty.
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You'll love it. Trust me.
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Clark!
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Hi, ma. Pa.
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Merry Christmas.
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Have you been eating, dear?
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You look thin.
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Oh, ma.
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Good to have you home again, son.
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It's good to be back.
And I brought a friend.
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Hello, Mr. And Mrs. Kent.
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I hope I'm not intruding.
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Super--
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Uh, Clark was most insistent
I join you for the holiday.
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My name is J�onn.
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I'm a Martian.
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Oh, we're no strangers
to aliens in this house.
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You just make yourself at home.
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That reminds me. Where's Kara?
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Skiing with Barbara.
She'll be home for new year's.
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As long as she's not here,
you can have her room.
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Superman: You should be nice
and cozy here, J�onn.
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Nice and cozy?
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How odd to hear you speak that way.
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I've never seen this side of you, Clark.
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That's why I like coming home
for the holidays.
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I can just relax and be myself.
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Pa Kent: Ok, everybody!
I'm turning on the Christmas tree!
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Pa, that's my job!
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[meowing]
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Kitty.
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[hisses]
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[snarls]
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Hah!
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Hah!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Oof!
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[rumbling]
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Aah!
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Uh-oh.
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Unh! Ah!
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Ok, ok! I give!
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Unh!
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Feeling more festive?
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I don't know.
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I still don't get this whole obsession
with the holidays.
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Although...
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Back on Thanagar, we would celebrate
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After a successful battle.
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I may never get home,
but I have found one planet
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Where the people celebrated
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The same way.
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Oh, yeah? Whereabouts?
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You wouldn't like it.
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I have a day off
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And a fully charged power ring.
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Try me.
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Omega quadrant. Third moon of Goltos.
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[shouting] open up the door!
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My husband ordered the
Rubba Duckee a month ago!
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Whoa.
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Hey, Flash, Flash, you're just in time.
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That creep's hoarding D.J. Rubba Duckees.
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Go smack him up.
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Honest, people, we're completely sold out!
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Come back after the holidays!
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This could take a little longer
than I thought.
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I take it back.
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Grodd was never this much trouble.
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[jolly old saint Nicholas playing]
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That's it! I'll go right to the source.
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This is our very last Rubba Duckee,
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But since it is for the great hero Flash,
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We are happy to give it
with our compliments.
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I can't thank you enough, Mr. Hama.
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It'll mean so much to the kids.
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[speaking japanese]
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You, too.
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[laughter]
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This little guy was crazy for Christmas.
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We used to wrap his presents in lead foil
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So he couldn't peek.
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You mean, Santawrapped them.
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Oh, of course, dear.
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Ma Kent: Now, J�onn,
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Clark tells us you're on your own this year.
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We don't allow anyone
to visit for the holidays
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Without taking a present home with them.
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But I brought no gift for you.
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Nonsense.
Your company is the only present we need.
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Our group at the community center
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Always knits a few extra gifts.
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It's lovely.
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I wasn't sure about the size.
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I can grow into it.
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You said this is where you go to relax?
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No, I said this is where I go to celebrate!
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[chattering in alien language]
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[loud music playing]
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Hi, guys!
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[cheering]
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Man: Oh, yeah! Here she is! Ha ha!
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Wow.
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You think you know someone.
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Hey! How's it going?
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Long time no see.
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Looking good, Zill.
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Up high!
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Yo, Fazz. Is the plurb in this dive
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Still as bad as I remember?
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See for yourself, wings.
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[belch]
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Ahh!
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Now, that's good plurb.
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Try this. It's great.
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Pbbbt!
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[coughing]
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Delicious.
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[sigh]
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Just one more thing would make
this evening perfect.
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[roar]
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[growling]
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What?
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[cracks knuckles]
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[roaring]
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[all shouting]
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Hah!
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[explosion]
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Wow.
Someone sure did a number on this place.
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Ultra-Humanite: Actually, I hadn't even started.
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[cocks gun]
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Do you believe
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The horrendous amount of public funding spent
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On this so-called art?!
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It's garbage,
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An affront to any decent human aesthetic!
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Ok.
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I'll just take you back to prison,
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Where you won't have to look at the
ugly old sculptures anymore.
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Aah!
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Well, this looks to be a
joyous yuletide after all.
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Flash: Missed.
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[click]
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What?
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Should have asked Santa for extra batteries.
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[grunting]
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Unh!
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No!
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Unh!
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[Ultra-Humanite groaning]
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What a shame. I broke your toy.
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It was a present for some kids
who really wanted it.
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A paltry bit of plastic and crude electronics.
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They'd have been better off with a book.
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I suggest Voltaire.
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Don't you remember what it's like
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To have your heart set on something
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And that awful feeling
when you didn't get it?
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Yes. And I usually have you and
your teammates to blame for that.
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I was talking about Christmas.
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Oh, that garish, hollow charade.
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Forced jollity on every lip,
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Insincere goodwill in every heart.
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Tidings of comfort and joy indeed.
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For a creep that claims to personify
human advancement,
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I'd think you'd know what it
means to pass along goodwill,
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Especially to kids who need some.
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I'd like to think they'd grow up
to pass that goodwill onto others.
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A not unworthy aspiration.
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[click]
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You can go ahead and use that thing,
for all I care.
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I couldn't feel any worse.
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As you wish.
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Unh!
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[groaning]
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You'll be happy to know, Flash,
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That your words, jejune though they were,
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Did not fall on deaf ears.
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I appreciate the sentiment behind them
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And therefore call a truce
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In honor of the season.
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Seriously?
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You'll have the toy to give
to your young friends.
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I'm improving it, too.
274
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,279
It's not going to blow up or anything?
275
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,679
Flash, it is Christmas.
276
00:16:28,681 --> 00:16:31,145
Ok. But why did you hit me?
277
00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:32,644
You hit me first.
278
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:34,811
Hand me that screwdriver, will you?
279
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Lead.
280
00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:10,876
Woman: And I got Ricky a skateboard,
281
00:17:10,878 --> 00:17:12,643
And for mom, I made her a shawl.
282
00:17:12,645 --> 00:17:14,543
Man: Oh, they're going to love it.
283
00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:15,510
Thanks for doing the shopping.
284
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:16,443
Sure.
285
00:17:16,445 --> 00:17:17,676
Merry Christmas!
286
00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:34,708
[girl sighs]
287
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,707
Girl, thinking: Dumb old Tommy.
288
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:39,140
There is too a Santa Claus.
289
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,741
I know he's real.
290
00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:42,408
He has to be.
291
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:43,874
Just you wait.
292
00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:46,540
He'll eat the cookies I left out,
293
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,506
Like he does every year.
294
00:17:56,773 --> 00:17:58,439
[thud] [gasp]
295
00:17:58,441 --> 00:17:59,939
[footsteps]
296
00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:10,206
J'onn: Mmm.
297
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:15,639
# it came upon a midnight clear #
298
00:18:15,641 --> 00:18:19,706
# that glorious song of old #
299
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:23,538
# from angels bending near the Earth #
300
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:27,538
# to touch their harps of gold
301
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,271
# peace on Earth, goodwill to men #
302
00:18:31,273 --> 00:18:35,770
# from heaven's all gracious king #
303
00:18:35,772 --> 00:18:39,237
# the world in solemn stillness lay #
304
00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:44,237
# to hear the angels sing
305
00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:45,470
[all shouting]
306
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,236
This is insane!
307
00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:03,603
Yeah! Isn't it great?
308
00:19:03,605 --> 00:19:05,869
Much better than a snowball fight.
309
00:19:05,871 --> 00:19:07,369
[sarcastically] oh, much.
310
00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:09,569
Aah! Unh!
311
00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:18,067
You ok?
312
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,769
Don't let your guard down!
313
00:19:19,771 --> 00:19:21,268
[roaring]
314
00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:22,967
Oh! Oof!
315
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,733
Ultra-Humanite: I won't wear it.
316
00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:35,766
Flash: Oh, come on. I'm wearing the beard.
317
00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:38,000
You don't want to scare the kids, do you?
318
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,566
The indignity.
319
00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:43,633
Hey, kids! Santa Flash is back!
320
00:19:43,635 --> 00:19:46,033
Yeah! Flash! All right!
321
00:19:46,035 --> 00:19:48,599
Yeah! Yay!
322
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:50,999
Along with my special helper,
323
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:53,699
Freaky the snowman!
324
00:19:53,701 --> 00:19:56,065
Just give them the toy and take me to jail.
325
00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:57,533
You sure it won't, you know...
326
00:19:57,535 --> 00:19:58,965
[imitates explosion]
327
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,433
Oh, for heaven's sake.
328
00:20:04,399 --> 00:20:06,032
Ultra-Humanite's voice: Hello, children.
329
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:08,164
Come close, and I'll tell you a story.
330
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,431
Is that D.J. Rubba Duckee?
331
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:12,198
He sounds weird.
332
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,265
Little Clara had just received
333
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:16,798
A beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather,
334
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,932
The mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer...
335
00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:21,063
Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?
336
00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:24,397
I kind of liked it when
he made the poopy noise.
337
00:20:24,399 --> 00:20:26,830
That night, as Clara slept
beneath the Christmas tree,
338
00:20:26,832 --> 00:20:29,329
Her beloved toy came alive to lead her...
339
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:31,196
But this is good, too.
340
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:42,195
Haven't I seen enough of you for one night?
341
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,696
I wanted to say thanks.
342
00:20:43,698 --> 00:20:45,228
You really helped me out.
343
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:47,161
I did it for the children.
344
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:50,662
I welcome any opportunity to
bring culture to the uncorrupted.
345
00:20:50,664 --> 00:20:54,462
Sure. But I thought you might
like some holiday cheer yourself.
346
00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:57,095
An aluminum Christmas tree?
347
00:20:57,097 --> 00:20:59,229
I know.
It's kind of cheesy, but--
348
00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:03,095
No, no.
We had one just like it when I was...
349
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,461
It's very nice.
350
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,361
The guard will show you out.
351
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,693
Merry Christmas, John.
352
00:21:59,926 --> 00:22:05,158
[J�onn singing in Martian language]
353
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,323
And he said he didn't bring a gift.
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