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- Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...
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- Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Ugh.
- Keep your head down.
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Do your community service
like the judge said.
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- You really are
all kinds of trouble.
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- You have no idea.
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- Marigolds draw the eye,
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which will make us a shoo-in
for next season's cup.
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- We need money, Alice.
- I don't get it.
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- Without your job, we can't
afford to keep this place.
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- I want both of you to be
really honest with each other.
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- Did you do something
to my dog?
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- I'm gonna go stay
with my parents.
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- Alice.
- She's just a friend.
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- Nobody looks at their friend
like that.
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- I thought
we were just having fun.
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- You really are a pig.
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- So what does that make you?
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- There's something
I need to tell you.
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[tense music]
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[tires screech]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[grunting]
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- I just need to ask you
a question.
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About the other night
at that fancy garden party.
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Any chance you know someone
by the name of-
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- ? Sun through the blinds
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? The heat comes down
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[MUNYA's "It's All About You"]
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? Gotta be real,
gotta be true ?
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? I'm going crazy
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? Ooh, ooh
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? Can't see the world
I'm walking through ?
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- Doug?
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What are you doing?
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- Oh, my God.
You look amazing.
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- You need to get ready.
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- I'm just going
for a quick run.
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- We gotta leave soon.
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- Well,
I could work out from home.
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- I will never get this dress
back on once it comes off.
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- Mm, fine by me.
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- [chuckles]
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?
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OK, OK, OK.
- What? What? What?
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What? What? What?
- Just get your tux.
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- I'm on it, babe.
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- Thank you. Love you.
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- After my run.
- [groans]
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[dramatic music]
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?
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[Dima Pantyushin
& Sasha Lipsky's "Book"]
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[quirky electronic music]
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- [singing in Russian]
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?
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- I've never understood what's
so great about a garden.
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?
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Carefully curated flowers
trapped in perfect formation?
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?
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They're like animals in a zoo.
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They can't survive unless
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people give them food
and water.
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- Save that replay!
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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Any word from Doug?
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- Why won't he text me back?
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- Well, maybe
he's not getting them.
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- It says they were read.
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- Well, that is a rookie move
on his part.
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?
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- [groans]
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- [chuckles]
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- I don't know how I'd
get through this without you.
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?
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All right.
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Oh-ho!
- Ah, so close!
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- On the rim!
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Oh!
- Whoo!
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- Nice.
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- And put them next
to the wrong plant,
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they'll kill each other.
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- So how would you say
the gardening's going?
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- I think
the better question is,
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how does the judge
think it's going?
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- You haven't been keeping up
with your hours.
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- Well,
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Marilyn spends more time
huffing Miracle-Gro
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than signing my time sheets.
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[chuckles]
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OK, real-real?
- Mm-hmm.
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- These thumbs aren't
green enough for a garden club.
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I just get in the way.
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- You gotta somehow
find your place.
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- What if I can't?
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- You'll have to serve
your 90 days in county.
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[soft electronic music]
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- So if gardens are supposed
to be about nature,
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I'd say
they're pretty unnatural.
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[indistinct radio chatter]
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- What's up with the 5-0?
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- Bloomfield Hills broke into
our meeting room last night.
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- How do you know?
- 'Cause the only thing missing
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is our landscape design.
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- Bloomfield Hills,
riding dirty.
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- It's like Watergate,
only way more important.
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- It's still cheating.
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They should be disqualified.
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- Well, they won't be.
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- What'd the cops say?
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- That nothing of value
was stolen.
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- Except all our secrets
to win the cup.
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- So they're not
gonna do anything?
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- Marilyn's making them
take fingerprints,
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but a garden club competition
is not their top priority.
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- Well, that sucks.
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- How did they even get in?
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- Marilyn said
a window was open.
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- Maybe there'll be
fingerprints?
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- Uh, sweetie?
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- Huh? What?
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- I think they're hydrated.
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- Oh.
[sighs]
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?
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- [sighs]
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Is that just for fun?
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- It's for Ms. Rothman.
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- Oh.
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For school.
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- She said to draw something
you learned from a friend.
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- Huh.
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Well, I like
what you did over here.
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the way
you colored in that shirt.
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- Thanks.
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- But over here,
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do you see how the red
goes outside the dress?
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- Yeah?
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- Hmm.
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- What's wrong, Mommy?
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- Oh, nothing's wrong.
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Except...
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you colored in the lines here,
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so I know you could also
do it over here.
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- Maybe I should start over.
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- Well, that's up to you.
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But we have plenty of paper.
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So who are the people
you're drawing?
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- You and Daddy.
- Oh.
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And is that
your little brother?
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- Uncle Gary.
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- Huh.
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OK, um...
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[laughs nervously]
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Well, what did you learn
about Uncle Gary?
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- Collette says you like him
more than Daddy.
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- [scoffs]
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Well, that's a silly thing
to say.
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- Yeah.
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She heard her mama talking
about that on the phone.
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- Yeah.
[electronic beeping]
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How about some pot roast?
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Yeah.
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[light tense music]
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?
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- Ugh.
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Did they give you the burrito
or the bowl?
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'Cause I switched it
on the app-
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[keys jangle]
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Oh.
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Hey.
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- You expecting somebody else?
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- Just Brett.
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- Any, uh,
packages come for me?
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- Yeah, yeah, I was gonna...
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drop 'em at your parents'.
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But I didn't know
if you'd be back.
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- ? Silly buddy,
everyone knows ?
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So are you?
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- What?
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- Back?
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[Amen Dunes'
"Everybody is Crazy"]
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- Why is the serving size
always two?
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They should just make
a bigger vitamin.
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- How many ways
can I say I'm sorry?
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You want it in French?
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Je suis d๏ฟฝsol๏ฟฝe.
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You want it in Italian?
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I'll learn it.
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?
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Just tell me what
I have to say to fix this.
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?
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- We're getting evicted.
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[letter slaps on table]
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- What?
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?
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They can't do that.
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- Well, they're not
running a charity, Alice.
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- But this is where
we first moved in together.
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And had
our first Christmas tree
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and burnt those cookies so bad
the fire department had to come
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and where we both got
the puke flu
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and took care of each other.
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Like, this place is ours.
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- Or it's just an apartment.
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- ? Silly funny,
everyone knows ?
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- I'm gonna get a job.
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- Heard that before.
- It hasn't been easy.
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No one will hire me
as a teacher.
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- Isn't that
kind of your fault?
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- Doug.
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- Maybe we should just call it.
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- Call what?
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- Maybe you should go
to New York.
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- Without you?
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- What if this is
the universe just...
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making it easy?
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- You can't just give up.
- It's not giving up
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when we both want
different things.
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?
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- What do you want?
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- I don't know,
be more of a grown-up?
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I mean-
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- The app was down, so I got
you a bowl and the burrito.
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Oh, hey.
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Sorry, man.
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I would have
grabbed you something.
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- It's OK.
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Not hungry.
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- ? Everybody is crazy
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? Crazy says
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? I love you
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? Love you
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?
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[wind whistling]
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- [sighs]
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[exhales sharply]
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- Did you run a marathon?
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- [chuckles] Yeah.
I gotta take a shower.
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- That's why
you shouldn't have gone.
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- Yeah, but, like,
now I'm pumped for the gala.
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- [laughing]
OK, your tux is on the bed.
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- Oh, thank you, baby.
- [chuckles]
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- Hey, uh,
did you pick up my cuff links?
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- Yeah.
They should be on the counter.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- If not, check the nightstand.
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[tense music]
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Hey, do you need to shave?
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I don't know
if you'll have time.
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[voice fading]
And your hair can be wet.
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It looks fine that way.
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I just want to warn you we are
gonna be dancing tonight.
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There are no more excuses.
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You're gonna need
to bring your A-game,
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because we are going
to win that dance floor.
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It's gonna be super fun.
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?
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[normally]
Babe?
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[wind howling]
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Doug.
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[tense music crescendos]
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[upbeat music playing]
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- OK, there you go.
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- Oh, man, that is a great deal
on cat food.
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- When did you get a cat?
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- With prices like that,
feels like I should.
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[both laugh]
266
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,141
- That's good.
267
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,273
Uh, hey.
268
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,232
Sorry if that was totally weird
the other day.
269
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,060
- Oh, no.
You guys got a lot going on.
270
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,757
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
271
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:31,064
- Thanks, man.
272
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,110
- She is really hurt, though.
273
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,592
- OK?
274
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:40,247
- It'd just be cool
if you weren't so hard on her.
275
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:42,902
- Right, 'cause, uh-
'cause she's hurt.
276
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,425
- Look, I don't want
to get in the middle.
277
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,862
- Then don't.
- But it sort of feels like
278
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,125
you're punishing her.
279
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,605
- It's sort of
none of your business.
280
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,346
- Hey, hey, I'm just
looking out for my friend.
281
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,217
- Yeah.
You don't know what's going on.
282
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,219
- I think I do.
283
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,265
?
284
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,615
- Right, right.
Yeah, good.
285
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,269
She tells you everything
about our marriage.
286
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,749
- No. No, no, no, no.
That's not how it is.
287
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,272
- Maybe you just get off
on hearing about
288
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,404
our sex positions
and money problems
289
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,797
and why I'm such a bad husband.
290
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,886
- You mean I listen to her?
291
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,975
- And you suppose that I don't?
292
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,064
- If you did, maybe
I wouldn't be standing here.
293
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:19,634
?
294
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:24,030
- You might be
her shoulder to cry on...
295
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:26,207
but I'm married to her, bro.
296
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,905
You have a good day.
297
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,777
[sniffs]
298
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,083
[door slams]
299
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:37,043
[soft upbeat electronic music]
300
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,132
[indistinct chatter]
301
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,699
- Take a seat.
302
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:46,487
?
303
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,836
- How are you doing?
304
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,490
- Fine. Why wouldn't I be?
305
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,013
- You know, mornings.
306
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,842
- Oh, God. Sorry.
307
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,192
It's just-it's been a week.
308
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,237
- And it's only Monday.
309
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,717
- OK, ladies, let's settle in.
310
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,806
Gotta make this quick because
Math Club's in here soon
311
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,677
and no one wants
to mess with Ms. Dwyer.
312
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,668
Catherine,
let's shake a tail feather.
313
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,509
- OK, good morning.
314
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,207
Um, let's talk carnival.
315
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,122
So I've rented
three bounce houses,
316
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:16,125
two water slides, a dunk tank
for the principal-
317
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,345
- [whispering] I can't believe
she showed her face.
318
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,694
I heard there were
other women.
319
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,783
- She just stands there
like nothing's wrong.
320
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,307
- Three bounce houses,
two water slides-
321
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,961
- We got it.
- [whispering] All over town.
322
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,963
- Um...
- [whispering] This whole time.
323
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,182
- Does her husband know?
324
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,619
- What about food vendors?
325
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,490
- Corn dogs.
- That's it?
326
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,755
[indistinct whispering]
327
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,931
[tense music]
328
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,628
- [stammering]
Popcorn.
329
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,543
- Any snacks without corn?
330
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,459
[indistinct whispering]
331
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:50,246
[high-pitched whistling]
332
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,988
- [whispering]
What about her kids?
333
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,860
- I wonder where it happened.
334
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,252
- [clears throat]
335
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,776
I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling well.
336
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,952
I'm sorry.
337
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:05,305
- I don't see
any finance experience.
338
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,350
- But the job is
writing brochures.
339
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,135
[laughs]
- For a bank.
340
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,311
- I'm confident I can
figure out the numbers part.
341
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,660
- We're really looking
for someone
342
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,227
with three to five years
in banking.
343
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,231
- Well, then I'd be a banker.
[laughs]
344
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:21,147
- We're just looking
for someone more qualified.
345
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:24,541
- Uh...
346
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,761
I really need this job.
347
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,372
- What makes Alice Morris
the ideal nanny?
348
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,853
- Well, Alice Morris taught
elementary school
349
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,638
for four years before
moving on to high school,
350
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,597
where I won
Educator of the Year twice,
351
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,338
and I was nominated for-
352
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,428
- What's your take on grapes?
353
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,559
- They're delicious.
354
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,560
- They're killers.
355
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,866
- Nate's a choker.
356
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,999
- Are you CPR-certified?
357
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,305
- No, but I have my...
358
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,046
master's in literature.
359
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:55,094
And I've been reading
"Kaia Eats Detroit" forever.
360
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,530
- Do you guys go out a lot?
361
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,836
Because we need
people who can find,
362
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,707
like, the dope new pop-ups.
363
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:04,973
- Yeah.
I mean, we love food.
364
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,366
- What's that?
You're frozen.
365
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,368
- Oh, I am?
366
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,152
Uh, hold on.
367
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,111
[funky music]
368
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:15,897
Can you-can you hear me now?
369
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,898
- Still frozen.
370
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,552
- How about-
uh, how about now?
371
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,032
- [laughing]
Oh, my God.
372
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,817
You are making
the gnarliest face.
373
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,733
- Can you hear me now?
- You look so funny.
374
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:26,647
- Oh! Hi.
375
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,475
I'm back.
I'm back. Hi.
376
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:31,086
- [sighs]
377
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,741
Yeah, we're gonna need
someone with better Wi-Fi.
378
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:34,698
- [sighs]
379
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,876
- [singing in Japanese]
380
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,749
?
381
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,968
- [sighs]
382
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,534
- Catherine!
383
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,233
- Uh-uh, I'll, um-
384
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:50,801
I'll be more prepared for
next week's meeting, I swear.
385
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:53,630
- Why don't you
take some time off?
386
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:56,372
- But I'm
the special events chair.
387
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,200
- You've got a lot
on your plate right now.
388
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,680
- Oh, I always do.
389
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,073
- Come on, Catherine.
390
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,119
We all know what's going on
in your marriage.
391
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,469
- What does that have to do
with the Parent Association?
392
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,036
- Honestly, it's distracting.
393
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,648
- I can handle it.
- For everyone.
394
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,347
- Are you firing me?
395
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,522
- I can't do that.
396
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,871
- OK, good.
397
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,873
- Because we're just
volunteers.
398
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,441
- Then what are you
telling me, Gillian?
399
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,182
- Don't have to decide
anything right now.
400
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,359
Just, when you get home,
take a good look in the mirror
401
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,622
and ask yourself,
402
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,974
am I setting the right example
for Morningside Prep?
403
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:36,369
[tense music]
404
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:43,768
?
405
00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:46,901
- This is Flora,
the Roman goddess of flowers.
406
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:50,513
And she's with Chloris,
the Greek goddess of spring.
407
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,602
I like to think they keep watch
408
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,430
over our beautiful
water lilies.
409
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,389
- Is that Botticino marble?
410
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,999
- Straight from a quarry
in Brescia.
411
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,046
- Oh, my decorator put
the same stone in my kitchen.
412
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,830
- Are you sure
we aren't married?
413
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,398
- If you planted those,
I'm going to propose right now.
414
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,226
- They won us
the cup last year.
415
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,357
- Gorge.
416
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,490
- Can you believe
people accused us
417
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,057
of genetically
engineering them?
418
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:16,713
- [gasps] Well, I call
those people sore losers.
419
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:20,065
- It's actually just a special
ingredient in our soil.
420
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,109
- Water?
421
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,241
- Love.
422
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,546
- Oh!
423
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,722
- So we meet
once a week, which I know-
424
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,768
I know it's a lot to ask.
425
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,378
We all have our hands full.
426
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,338
- Oh, I've read all about
your wonderful charity work.
427
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,166
- Just wish I could do more.
428
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,906
- Are you still
chairing the committee
429
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,604
for the Detroit
Food Foundation?
430
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,953
- Ha, ten years running,
431
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,650
along with
Street Girls Fight Back,
432
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,738
Bark for Bones...
433
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,349
- Oh, I do Tails for Tots.
434
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,785
- What about Circle of Hope?
435
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,917
- Mm. Compassion in Action.
436
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,658
- I thought they went under
for fraud.
437
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,921
- No, that was
Children of Cabo.
438
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,271
- Right.
439
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,969
They never bought
the little angels those bikes.
440
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,971
- Boogie boards.
441
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,017
- Ugh.
442
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,237
Well, if you're interested
in getting your hands dirty
443
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,240
in a good way, come join us.
444
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,721
- I think I'd fit right in.
445
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,289
- So do I, Condoleezza.
446
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,291
- It's Condi to my queen bees.
447
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,466
- Oh.
448
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,860
[both laugh]
449
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,299
[Hot As Sun's "Look at Me"]
450
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,302
?
451
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,348
- ? Hi
452
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,698
? Do you love my recipe?
453
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,310
?
454
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:34,008
? Why
455
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,967
? Is everyone obsessed
with me? ?
456
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,883
? Obsessed with me
457
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,016
[laughs]
458
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,672
- Committing a crime
to prove somebody else
459
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:49,110
committed a crime is
actually still a crime.
460
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,285
- The case was unlocked.
461
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,418
- Again, not how the law works.
462
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,897
- Fine.
463
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,290
But if you dust it for prints,
they'll match the ones
464
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,770
your boys took at the garden.
465
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,990
- So you want me to take down
a bunch of uptight women
466
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,427
for breaking and entering
467
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,429
so another bunch
of uptight women
468
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,388
can win a gardening contest?
469
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,259
- Mm-hmm.
470
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,043
And we'll all be heroes.
471
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:12,786
- [chuckles]
472
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,876
It really is amazing to watch
that brain of yours at work.
473
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,138
- Just don't call me birdbrain.
474
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,009
- Well, I kind of have to now.
475
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,924
- It was a whole thing
growing up.
476
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,361
- Yeah, kids can be rough.
477
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,840
- So can your parents
when they find out
478
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,401
you're pregnant in high school.
479
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:37,680
- If I were to do this,
480
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,029
what do I get?
481
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,248
- Justice?
482
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:43,730
- Yeah, I wish
that still did it for me.
483
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:47,429
- OK, what would?
484
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,172
- Getting a drink with you.
485
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,001
- Could get messy.
486
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:57,571
- Or it could
just be a drink.
487
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,183
- I didn't say
messy can't be fun.
488
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,794
[upbeat music]
489
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,319
- Why did I even go
to grad school?
490
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,930
- There's very little you need
beyond sixth grade.
491
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,541
- Yeah, except golf experience
to work at the putt-putt.
492
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,195
- Well, how else are you gonna
get all those student loans
493
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,196
you can't pay back?
494
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,458
- Hmm.
- [laughs]
495
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,286
- Hey, are we on
for "Housewives"?
496
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,680
- [groans]
- Oh, please say yes.
497
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,638
I can't take
any more rejection.
498
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,901
- I can't tonight.
- OK, when?
499
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,251
- I don't know.
500
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,210
- Well, any longer,
I'm gonna see spoilers.
501
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,125
- It's just not the best idea.
502
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,344
- It's the reunion.
503
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,520
What are you talking about?
504
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,826
- Look, if you're trying
to fix things with Doug,
505
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,265
maybe hanging out with me
so much isn't helping.
506
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,137
- What do you mean?
507
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,401
- If I were your husband,
508
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,360
I probably wouldn't want you
telling another dude
509
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,100
all about your problems.
510
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,754
- We're best friends.
511
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,103
- Maybe he has
a problem with that.
512
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,279
- That is so stupid.
513
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,715
If you were a girl-
- I'm not.
514
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,238
- Well, he still shouldn't be
threatened by you.
515
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,413
- Why?
- Come on.
516
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,894
It would never happen.
517
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,766
- Right. Right.
518
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,855
- He just doesn't get
that we're not
519
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,292
into each other like that.
520
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,772
- Yeah, and the best part is,
we can be this close
521
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,600
and not want to rip
each other's clothes off.
522
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,428
- Yeah, it'd be like
sleeping with a brother.
523
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,431
- [laughs nervously]
Totally.
524
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,433
- Wait,
what about "Housewives"?
525
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,348
- Oh, I gotta stay
and do inventory.
526
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:23,351
[soft music]
527
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,787
?
528
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,267
- Oh.
529
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:33,449
?
530
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,983
- Sweetie?
531
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,071
- Huh?
532
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,812
- I think they're hydrated.
533
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,946
- Oh.
[sighs]
534
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:58,473
The whole town knows.
535
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,476
- It's pretty hot goss.
536
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,391
- Marilyn wants
to take me to church.
537
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,437
- Her minister is no saint,
trust me.
538
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,221
- Why are they all
coming for me?
539
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:10,137
- Because it's fun to take
a woman down from a pedestal.
540
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,008
- But you slept with Gary too.
541
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,639
- Honey,
I'm already in the dirt.
542
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,058
- It just doesn't seem fair.
543
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,715
- Well, there's a reason
it's called Grosse Pointe.
544
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,934
Rich bitches are gross.
545
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,850
- "Grosse" is actually French
for "grand."
546
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,156
- Seriously?
547
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,897
- It's the pointe
by the lighthouse.
548
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,855
- OK, fine.
549
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:36,337
But all these people think
that money gives you
550
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,513
the right to be a judgy D-bag.
551
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:41,603
- Yeah, but I grew up here.
552
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,563
- So?
- So they're all I know.
553
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,696
- Well, now you know me.
554
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,873
- I'm so glad you're here.
555
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,876
- Really?
556
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:56,314
No one else is.
557
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,359
All they let me do is
hand out trowels
558
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,230
because I screw
everything else up.
559
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:02,363
- Oh, honey.
560
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,410
Those aren't trowels.
561
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:09,327
[light music]
562
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,809
?
563
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,420
[sighs]
564
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:19,424
?
565
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,904
- It's your recipe.
566
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,428
- Almost.
567
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,908
- Oh, uh...
[chuckles]
568
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:29,783
I was just waiting
for it to cool.
569
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,309
- Where are the cherries?
570
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:37,267
[laughs]
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
571
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:38,966
It looks delicious.
572
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:47,016
- So how is the quilt coming?
573
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:50,759
- Still on track to be finished
in time for the gala auction.
574
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,980
- Bet it'll raise
a lot of money.
575
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,114
- Alice.
- Mm-hmm?
576
00:22:58,115 --> 00:22:59,986
- I can't change his mind.
577
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,117
- That's not why I'm here.
578
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,597
- Believe me, if I could,
579
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,164
he wouldn't have
all those tattoos.
580
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,384
- I need money.
581
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,734
- Ah.
582
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,953
All right, well,
how many months do you owe?
583
00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,215
- Three.
584
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,827
But it would just be a loan.
585
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,046
- I wish we still had
that rental available.
586
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:19,092
- We can't lose our apartment.
587
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,442
- Oh, honey, there are a lot of
other dumps you could live in.
588
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,664
- I'm afraid
he'll never come home.
589
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:30,670
[sighs] But that's
probably what you want.
590
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:38,372
- Look, does a part of me wish
that he had married
591
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,027
some dyed-in-the-wool
Grosse Pointer
592
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,681
who just wanted
to push out a bunch
593
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:44,639
of really cute grandbabies?
594
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,336
- Well, it'd make
your life a lot easier.
595
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:49,165
[bright music]
596
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,429
- It's not what my Doug wants.
597
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:58,567
?
598
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,226
What can I say?
599
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:08,184
You're his muse.
600
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:13,842
?
601
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:17,411
I'll go see if I can dig up
some cherries for your cake.
602
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:19,109
You'll thank me.
603
00:24:20,004 --> 00:24:22,808
[upbeat dance music playing]
604
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,374
- [scoffs]
605
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:25,985
?
606
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,160
- Anything?
607
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,509
- No.
608
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,250
- Well, maybe there was
some kind of emergency.
609
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,512
- Did you ask his parents?
610
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,514
- I don't want
to freak them out too.
611
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,124
- Maybe he went
for another jog.
612
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,213
- A double jog?
613
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,606
- Why won't he answer me?
614
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,216
- Because he's jogging.
615
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,001
- Hey.
616
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,176
I found Doug.
617
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,221
- Oh.
- Sir, you can't be back here.
618
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,746
- That looks delicious.
619
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:50,139
- Will someone please
get this guy out of here?
620
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,619
- Mmm. Wow.
621
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,099
- What the hell are you doing?
622
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,536
- Making my way through
some shrimp toast.
623
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,407
- Where have you been?
- Mmm.
624
00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:58,974
Getting hammered.
Duh.
625
00:24:58,975 --> 00:25:00,280
- I don't care
where you have this argument,
626
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:01,324
but it can't be here.
627
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,412
- Whoa.
- Yes. I'm so sorry.
628
00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:03,718
Doug, come on. Let's go.
629
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:06,155
- Not until you tell me
what's going on.
630
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:08,549
- I don't know
what you're talking about.
631
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,725
- Oh, really?
You don't?
632
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:12,684
Then why are you leaving me?
633
00:25:12,685 --> 00:25:15,600
[tense music]
634
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:22,477
?
635
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,918
[knock at door]
636
00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:31,267
- So did you get
my garden thief?
637
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,399
- I did.
638
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,357
- Oh, then I owe you
that drink.
639
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:36,055
- Yeah, maybe another time.
640
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:38,100
- I know
the perfect martini bar.
641
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:39,232
- I'm on duty.
642
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,060
- OK. We'll go to a cop joint.
643
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,453
- I'm afraid there's not much
to celebrate.
644
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,498
- Why?
645
00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:46,009
- It's not
who you want it to be.
646
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:56,597
[Lunar Isles' "Evergreen"]
647
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:57,990
?
648
00:25:57,991 --> 00:25:59,600
- [sighs]
649
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:06,565
?
650
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:31,632
- ? Once
651
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:35,680
? Upon a sky
652
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:39,118
? On an island
653
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:44,732
? I don't recognize
654
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,953
? Cursed
655
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:53,306
? Oh, the cynic in me burns
656
00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:57,745
? Shades of doubt
657
00:26:57,746 --> 00:27:02,489
? Nowhere to return
658
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:06,841
? It's all that I want
659
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:13,632
? It's all
that I ever wonder ?
660
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,024
- Yo!
661
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,939
Past your bedtimes.
Get lost.
662
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,158
- What is your deal?
663
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,681
- Beat it!
- OK, boomer.
664
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:21,813
Go.
665
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,032
Move.
666
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,512
- My debt is paid, OK?
667
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:27,514
I don't work for you anymore.
- We need to talk.
668
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:29,647
- Make an appointment
with my publicist.
669
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,607
- How about I call the cops
for breaking and entering?
670
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:37,785
- [sighs]
671
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,004
The window was open.
672
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:41,354
- Ugh, you screwed me so bad!
673
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,312
- We were just looking
for a place to hang out.
674
00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:45,140
- Why?
To impress those losers?
675
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:46,359
- They are not losers.
676
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,187
- And why the hell
would you losers want
677
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,623
a bunch of landscaping plans?
678
00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:50,842
- I don't know.
679
00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,104
Some girl spilled
White Claw all over them.
680
00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:54,628
- [sighs]
681
00:27:54,629 --> 00:27:55,629
Great.
682
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,848
- We were trying
to clean it up.
683
00:27:56,849 --> 00:27:58,284
- I'm gonna get
kicked out of the club.
684
00:27:58,285 --> 00:27:59,851
- It was stupid, OK?
685
00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:01,896
- I could go to jail!
686
00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:03,376
- How is that my fault?
687
00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:05,552
- Because I wouldn't have done
something so stupid
688
00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:08,077
if you hadn't done
something so stupid!
689
00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:11,298
Oh, God!
690
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:16,129
[sighs]
691
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:22,003
- Can I ask you something?
692
00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:24,092
- OK.
693
00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:25,572
- Promise you won't get mad?
694
00:28:25,573 --> 00:28:27,269
- Ugh! What?
695
00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:30,839
- Why did you do
your stupid thing?
696
00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:36,931
- [sighs]
697
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,847
I don't know.
698
00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,415
I guess I just wanted
that dumb club to think
699
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,288
I could be more
than just some rich bitch.
700
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,423
- Yeah.
701
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,600
Are you really
gonna call the cops?
702
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,472
- No.
703
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,740
- Thanks.
704
00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:08,442
- Your stepdad already knows.
705
00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:15,230
- And we still need volunteers
for morning drop-off,
706
00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:18,059
especially to keep an eye out
for parents on their phones.
707
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:21,454
A minivan almost mowed down
a third grader last week.
708
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:22,847
Before we move on
to the carnival,
709
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:26,329
our special events chair
has an announcement.
710
00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:34,163
- Morning, everyone.
711
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,734
As many of you are
probably aware,
712
00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:43,998
I've been going through
a difficult time.
713
00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:49,787
And it's been suggested
that I take a step back.
714
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,572
So I started thinking,
715
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:56,794
who would be a better leader
to represent Morningside Prep?
716
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,231
And the first name
that obviously came to mind
717
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,623
was Dana.
718
00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:01,799
[applause]
719
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,018
Dana's well-organized,
has bomb style,
720
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:06,499
and is one of the school's
most generous donors.
721
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,980
- Terrific.
Let's take a vote on Dana.
722
00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,330
- But then I remembered
723
00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:15,073
she also got caught shoplifting
those lip liners from Sephora.
724
00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:16,335
- [gasps]
725
00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:19,555
- And I thought, mm,
is that the person
726
00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:22,950
we really want to put in charge
of the gift bags?
727
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:27,781
Well, next,
I immediately thought of Katie.
728
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:30,218
[applause]
Everyone loves Katie, right?
729
00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:32,699
No one's more fun
at the parent mixers,
730
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:35,702
and she makes
those amazing snickerdoodles.
731
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,747
- She broke our record
at the bake sale.
732
00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:39,662
- She also forgot
her kid at the mall
733
00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:41,882
because she was so high
on happy pills.
734
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,536
But do we really want
the person
735
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:45,364
who "borrows"
from our medicine cabinet
736
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:47,279
to be in charge of fundraising?
737
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,715
- I really don't think
this is appropriate.
738
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,804
- Or what about you, Gillian?
- Please don't.
739
00:30:50,805 --> 00:30:53,198
- I think you'd make an amazing
special events chair.
740
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:54,373
- Well, I certainly don't think
741
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:56,636
anyone could question
my character.
742
00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:58,899
- But they might question,
how is it
743
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:02,816
the head of Grosse Pointe's
animal shelter rescued
744
00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:06,167
a purebred, best-in-show
bichon frise?
745
00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:08,430
- What's your point?
- My point
746
00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:11,042
is that we've all done things
we're not proud of.
747
00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,305
We have all made mistakes.
748
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:14,567
Isn't that the example
we should be setting
749
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:18,092
for our kids, not this
impossible standard
750
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,964
that no one can live up to?
751
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,923
[tense music]
752
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,882
?
753
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:28,059
- Why don't we put it
to a vote?
754
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:30,278
- Fine! Show of hands.
755
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,628
Who here has
never done something
756
00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:35,519
that they're going to regret
for the rest of their lives?
757
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:39,331
Anyone?
758
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:42,987
Good.
759
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,076
Then let's talk carnival.
760
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:46,686
Tracy!
761
00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:49,036
Do you still have that lead
on the cotton candy machine?
762
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:52,126
[W-H-I-T-E's
"I Wasn't Afraid"]
763
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:55,956
?
764
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:57,262
- Can I get you anything?
765
00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,568
- Oh, no, I'm meeting
my parents for dinner.
766
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:00,700
- St. Clair Grille?
767
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:02,021
- Grosse Pointe tradition.
768
00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:06,445
- Why do they all do that?
769
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,186
- It's like one of three
places they like.
770
00:32:08,187 --> 00:32:11,493
- I mean, why does everybody
have to be the same
771
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,668
in this town?
772
00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:14,410
- What are you saying?
773
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:19,675
- I want to be
a grown-up with you.
774
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:21,242
- OK.
775
00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:24,115
- But we don't have to do it
the way everyone else does.
776
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:27,074
?
777
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:31,992
- ? And I tried
778
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:38,651
?
779
00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:42,830
- They take 10%,
so I jacked the prices.
780
00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:46,833
- Have any sold?
781
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:49,009
- Enough to make rent.
[chuckles]
782
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:53,318
?
783
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:56,451
- But what about, um...
784
00:32:56,452 --> 00:33:00,151
your writing in New York?
785
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,674
- I'm not going.
786
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:04,590
- That's what
you've always wanted.
787
00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:06,331
- I want you more.
788
00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:13,513
?
789
00:33:14,510 --> 00:33:18,212
- "New York Magazine."
Congratulations.
790
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,344
- What is this?
791
00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:20,388
- It's a pretty big deal.
792
00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:21,607
- None of it makes sense.
793
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:23,043
- Weird. You start next month.
794
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,392
- It must be a mistake.
795
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:25,524
- It's not Hogwarts, Alice.
796
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:26,829
A writing sample
doesn't just magically
797
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,353
appear on an editor's desk.
798
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,181
- Will you please calm down?
799
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:31,312
- Are you OK?
800
00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:32,487
- We're fine.
801
00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:33,532
- I'm talking to Alice.
802
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:34,837
- He's just really drunk.
803
00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:36,100
- Oh, great.
804
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,536
Now I'm the bad guy.
That's your takeaway?
805
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:39,059
- Why don't we go outside
and chill?
806
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,234
- You lied to my face!
807
00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:42,062
- I didn't apply for this job!
808
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,064
- I did.
809
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,239
- What?
810
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,632
- I put you up for it.
811
00:33:46,633 --> 00:33:48,591
[tense music]
812
00:33:48,597 --> 00:33:53,682
- Why would you do that?
- Because you were too afraid.
813
00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:54,770
- Well, it wasn't
your decision to make!
814
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,076
- You gave up
everything for him.
815
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,860
- What are you,
her life coach, Brett?
816
00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,994
- She's not happy, Doug.
817
00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:02,648
- What do we do?
- Oh, right.
818
00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:04,084
- Ride out the hurricane.
819
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,434
- 'Cause you know my wife
better than I do, Brett.
820
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:08,306
- That's not what
it's about, Doug.
821
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:10,221
- Oh, my God, we all know
each other's names.
822
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:12,092
- Tell me I'm wrong, then.
- Couldn't be more wrong.
823
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,095
- No, no, no, no.
I want to hear it from you.
824
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,662
- I don't know.
825
00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:18,446
- You don't know if you want
the job or if you're happy?
826
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:19,360
- Guys, come on.
827
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:20,883
- Answer the question, Alice.
828
00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:21,884
- None of us have had
enough drinks
829
00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:23,190
for it to be this intense.
830
00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,670
- Are you happy with me?
- Don't listen to him.
831
00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,193
- Let's go settle this
on the dance floor.
832
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:27,629
- A simple yes or no.
833
00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,717
- Just please stop.
834
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,023
- What is wrong with you, man?
835
00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,198
- Tell this guy to get
the hell out of my face.
836
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:32,330
- Both of you, stop!
837
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,592
- Then just end it already!
838
00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:34,810
- End what?
839
00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,682
- Who knows you better, Alice,
840
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:38,292
your husband or this joke?
841
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:40,729
- Yeah, I'm the joke.
Have another drink, dude.
842
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,862
- Come on.
843
00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:44,037
Him or me?
844
00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:46,996
[dramatic music]
845
00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:49,174
?
846
00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,397
- Go ahead.
847
00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:58,747
- Can I open the wine
I brought first?
848
00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:01,228
- It's 10:00 a.m.
849
00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:02,577
- [scoffs]
I gotta work.
850
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:03,622
- On a Wednesday?
851
00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:04,797
- Yeah.
852
00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:07,453
All the days
between Monday and Friday.
853
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,283
- More for us.
854
00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,764
- So why are you trying
to get us all drunk?
855
00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:16,815
- Tell 'em.
856
00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:26,253
- OK.
857
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:29,038
So you know how,
when I first joined y'all,
858
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:30,649
I was really trying to be
a team player?
859
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,564
And I was like,
"Let's plant lots of mint,
860
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,435
'cause it's so great
in cocktails."
861
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:36,263
And you guys were like,
"Totally.
862
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:38,309
"Yeah, everybody loves mint,
except that it takes over,
863
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:41,268
and it ruins the whole garden."
864
00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:43,096
- Did you plant mint, Birdie?
865
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:44,793
- It's worse.
866
00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:46,144
- OK.
867
00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,452
- Oh.
- You know what?
868
00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:53,846
I'm actually gonna need
that drink.
869
00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:55,369
- What did you do?
870
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,980
- I know I can't help you guys
win the cup by gardening,
871
00:35:57,981 --> 00:36:01,288
so I tried to help by proving
Bloomfield Hills cheated.
872
00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:03,421
- Now we're gonna be
disqualified.
873
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,205
- No, I did it.
It's on me.
874
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:06,641
- That's not how a club works.
875
00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:07,860
- It's on all of us.
876
00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,949
- I'm really sorry.
877
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:13,692
I'm just a disaster.
Like, FEMA level.
878
00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:15,346
- [sighs]
- Ugh.
879
00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:16,825
We're totally screwed.
880
00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:19,132
- Mm.
881
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,090
- Maybe not.
882
00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:22,527
- How?
883
00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:25,530
[devious music]
884
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:31,188
?
885
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,887
- Maybe...
886
00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:36,845
no one needs to find out.
887
00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:41,894
?
888
00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:42,851
[glass shattering]
889
00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:44,767
- [gasps]
890
00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:51,120
[light music]
891
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:56,517
- Well, it's on all of us now.
892
00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:58,780
- [chuckles]
893
00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:00,521
First rule of garden club.
894
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:06,484
?
895
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,269
[laughter]
896
00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:14,013
- So what are you going to do?
897
00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,233
- I'm going to ground him
for a month.
898
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,495
- A month?
899
00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:19,671
- Is that too much
or too little?
900
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,238
- I don't know.
901
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,326
You're kind of the dad.
902
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,371
- You're kind of the mom.
903
00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:26,678
[upbeat music playing]
904
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,288
- Kind of messy.
905
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,029
- Yeah.
906
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,249
Not the fun kind.
907
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:37,384
- We can still be friends.
908
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:40,518
- Yeah, I'd like that.
909
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,172
- So let's start there.
910
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:44,652
- Friends.
911
00:37:44,653 --> 00:37:46,175
[glasses clink]
912
00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:51,225
?
913
00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:58,449
- Hey-
914
00:37:58,450 --> 00:37:59,580
- Got you the burrito
and the bowl...
915
00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:00,799
- Oh.
- 'Cause you deserve both.
916
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,322
- I'm, uh-I'm sort of busy.
917
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:04,716
- I feel like I was
a total idiot the other day.
918
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:06,065
- No, it's fine.
- No, it's not.
919
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:08,023
You are a catch.
You're a stud.
920
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:10,069
You're a hot snack.
- Stop.
921
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:11,897
- And any girl would be
lucky to bone ya.
922
00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:13,594
- You don't have to say that.
- But it's true.
923
00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:16,684
- Hey, can I smoke weed
in here?
924
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:19,687
- Oh, hi.
925
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:21,036
[clears throat]
926
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:23,823
You're gonna need to refuel.
927
00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:28,740
- All right.
Uh, thanks.
928
00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:31,743
[soft music]
929
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:37,401
?
930
00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,577
- Oh, and I love this one.
931
00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,361
- But their heads are too big.
932
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,276
- That's exactly why
they're so special.
933
00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:46,540
- I don't get it.
- Well, you will this weekend.
934
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,715
- Huh?
935
00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:49,064
- We're gonna go to the museum
936
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,589
and see some paintings
by a guy named Picasso.
937
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:52,938
[doorbell chimes]
- Is that the pizza?
938
00:38:52,939 --> 00:38:55,028
- Yeah.
Take the cash for the tip.
939
00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:05,951
- Hi. Is your mom here?
940
00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:08,388
[door clicks]
- It's not the pizza.
941
00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:09,433
- Who is it?
942
00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,871
- It's Uncle Gary's wife.
943
00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:17,397
- Honey, go get your brother
for dinner.
944
00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:19,834
- Hey, loser, food!
945
00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:21,619
[M83's "Solitude"]
946
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,968
- ? Somewhere
947
00:39:22,969 --> 00:39:24,622
- I owe you an explanation.
948
00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:26,580
- Is Gary here?
949
00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:28,843
- God, no. It's over.
I ended it.
950
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,280
- I'm worried
something bad happened.
951
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:33,892
- ? I wanna see
if you can try ?
952
00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:36,285
- I haven't heard from him
in days
953
00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:39,593
- ? To bring it back to me
954
00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:46,644
?
955
00:39:46,645 --> 00:39:49,124
? You gotta go
956
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,909
- People think
by planting a garden,
957
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,520
they can control nature.
958
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,304
?
959
00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,784
- ? And take in
all the tears ?
960
00:39:56,785 --> 00:40:00,788
? I wanna see if you can try
961
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:03,269
- They mow lawns
into golf courses...
962
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:04,531
- Just need to ask you
a question.
963
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:06,228
- I'm with a customer.
964
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:09,014
- About the other night
at that fancy garden party.
965
00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:11,451
- Trim hedges into a maze...
966
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:14,498
?
967
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:17,631
- Any chance you know someone
by the name of
968
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:19,285
Doug Morris?
969
00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:21,461
?
970
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,593
- He's my friend's husband.
971
00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:24,899
- But not your friend?
972
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:27,162
- Is everything OK?
973
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:30,601
- But at a certain point,
nature fights back.
974
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,863
- [grunts]
- What is with you?
975
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:34,779
[indistinct shouting]
976
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,650
[screaming]
[glass shattering]
977
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,217
- Oh, my God!
978
00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:40,437
- That beautiful oleander
that pops up by your pool?
979
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,961
- We got a report
some property was damaged.
980
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:44,484
Do you know
anything about that?
981
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:47,356
- Ah, listen, Officer,
we both had a lot to drink,
982
00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:51,012
and things got wild.
983
00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:54,494
- A single flower
can kill a horse.
984
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,409
?
985
00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:57,932
- ? No
986
00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:03,590
?
987
00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:06,245
? No
988
00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:11,555
?
989
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:14,253
? No
990
00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:19,519
?
991
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,697
? No
992
00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:27,005
- Have you spoken
to Doug since?
993
00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:29,268
- Am I in some sort of trouble?
994
00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:30,574
- Depends.
995
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:31,662
- On what?
996
00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:34,099
- What he says
when we find him.
997
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:38,233
- So the dirty little secret?
998
00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:41,933
- If anything comes to mind,
let me know.
999
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,761
- We don't control nature.
1000
00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:46,328
- ? No
1001
00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:49,549
?
1002
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:51,421
- It controls us.
1003
00:41:51,471 --> 00:41:56,021
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