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- Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...
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- Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Ugh.
- Keep your head down.
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Do your community service
like the judge said.
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- You really are
all kinds of trouble.
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- You have no idea.
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- Marigolds draw the eye,
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which will make us a shoo-in
for next season's cup.
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- We need money, Alice.
- I don't get it.
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- Without your job, we can't
afford to keep this place.
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- I want both of you to be
really honest with each other.
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- Did you do something
to my dog?
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- I'm gonna go stay
with my parents.
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- Alice.
- She's just a friend.
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- Nobody looks at their friend
like that.
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- I thought
we were just having fun.
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- You really are a pig.
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- So what does that make you?
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- There's something
I need to tell you.
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[tense music]
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[tires screech]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[grunting]
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- I just need to ask you
a question.
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About the other night
at that fancy garden party.
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Any chance you know someone
by the name of--
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- ♪ Sun through the blinds
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♪ The heat comes down
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[MUNYA's "It's All About You"]
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♪ Gotta be real,
gotta be true ♪
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♪ I'm going crazy
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♪ Ooh, ooh
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♪ Can't see the world
I'm walking through ♪
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- Doug?
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What are you doing?
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- Oh, my God.
You look amazing.
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- You need to get ready.
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- I'm just going
for a quick run.
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- We gotta leave soon.
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- Well,
I could work out from home.
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- I will never get this dress
back on once it comes off.
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- Mm, fine by me.
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- [chuckles]
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♪
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OK, OK, OK.
- What? What? What?
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What? What? What?
- Just get your tux.
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- I'm on it, babe.
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- Thank you. Love you.
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- After my run.
- [groans]
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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[Dima Pantyushin
& Sasha Lipsky's "Book"]
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[quirky electronic music]
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- [singing in Russian]
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♪
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- I've never understood what's
so great about a garden.
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♪
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Carefully curated flowers
trapped in perfect formation?
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♪
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They're like animals in a zoo.
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They can't survive unless
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people give them food
and water.
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- Save that replay!
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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Any word from Doug?
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- Why won't he text me back?
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- Well, maybe
he's not getting them.
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- It says they were read.
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- Well, that is a rookie move
on his part.
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♪
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- [groans]
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- [chuckles]
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- I don't know how I'd
get through this without you.
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♪
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All right.
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Oh-ho!
- Ah, so close!
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- On the rim!
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Oh!
- Whoo!
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- Nice.
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- And put them next
to the wrong plant,
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they'll kill each other.
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- So how would you say
the gardening's going?
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- I think
the better question is,
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how does the judge
think it's going?
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- You haven't been keeping up
with your hours.
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- Well,
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Marilyn spends more time
huffing Miracle-Gro
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than signing my time sheets.
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[chuckles]
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OK, real-real?
- Mm-hmm.
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- These thumbs aren't
green enough for a garden club.
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I just get in the way.
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- You gotta somehow
find your place.
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- What if I can't?
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- You'll have to serve
your 90 days in county.
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[soft electronic music]
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- So if gardens are supposed
to be about nature,
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I'd say
they're pretty unnatural.
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[indistinct radio chatter]
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- What's up with the 5-0?
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- Bloomfield Hills broke into
our meeting room last night.
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- How do you know?
- 'Cause the only thing missing
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is our landscape design.
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- Bloomfield Hills,
riding dirty.
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- It's like Watergate,
only way more important.
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- It's still cheating.
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They should be disqualified.
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- Well, they won't be.
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- What'd the cops say?
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- That nothing of value
was stolen.
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- Except all our secrets
to win the cup.
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- So they're not
gonna do anything?
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- Marilyn's making them
take fingerprints,
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but a garden club competition
is not their top priority.
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- Well, that sucks.
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- How did they even get in?
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- Marilyn said
a window was open.
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- Maybe there'll be
fingerprints?
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- Uh, sweetie?
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- Huh? What?
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- I think they're hydrated.
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- Oh.
[sighs]
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♪
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- [sighs]
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Is that just for fun?
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- It's for Ms. Rothman.
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- Oh.
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For school.
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- She said to draw something
you learned from a friend.
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- Huh.
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Well, I like
what you did over here.
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the way
you colored in that shirt.
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- Thanks.
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- But over here,
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do you see how the red
goes outside the dress?
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- Yeah?
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- Hmm.
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- What's wrong, Mommy?
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- Oh, nothing's wrong.
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Except...
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you colored in the lines here,
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so I know you could also
do it over here.
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- Maybe I should start over.
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- Well, that's up to you.
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But we have plenty of paper.
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So who are the people
you're drawing?
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- You and Daddy.
- Oh.
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And is that
your little brother?
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- Uncle Gary.
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- Huh.
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OK, um...
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[laughs nervously]
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Well, what did you learn
about Uncle Gary?
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- Collette says you like him
more than Daddy.
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- [scoffs]
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Well, that's a silly thing
to say.
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- Yeah.
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She heard her mama talking
about that on the phone.
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- Yeah.
[electronic beeping]
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How about some pot roast?
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Yeah.
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[light tense music]
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♪
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- Ugh.
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Did they give you the burrito
or the bowl?
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'Cause I switched it
on the app--
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[keys jangle]
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Oh.
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Hey.
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- You expecting somebody else?
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- Just Brett.
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- Any, uh,
packages come for me?
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- Yeah, yeah, I was gonna...
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drop 'em at your parents'.
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But I didn't know
if you'd be back.
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- ♪ Silly buddy,
everyone knows ♪
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So are you?
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- What?
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- Back?
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[Amen Dunes'
"Everybody is Crazy"]
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- Why is the serving size
always two?
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They should just make
a bigger vitamin.
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- How many ways
can I say I'm sorry?
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You want it in French?
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Je suis désolée.
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You want it in Italian?
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I'll learn it.
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♪
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Just tell me what
I have to say to fix this.
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♪
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- We're getting evicted.
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[letter slaps on table]
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- What?
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♪
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They can't do that.
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- Well, they're not
running a charity, Alice.
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- But this is where
we first moved in together.
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And had
our first Christmas tree
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and burnt those cookies so bad
the fire department had to come
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and where we both got
the puke flu
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and took care of each other.
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Like, this place is ours.
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- Or it's just an apartment.
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- ♪ Silly funny,
everyone knows ♪
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- I'm gonna get a job.
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- Heard that before.
- It hasn't been easy.
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No one will hire me
as a teacher.
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- Isn't that
kind of your fault?
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- Doug.
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- Maybe we should just call it.
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- Call what?
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- Maybe you should go
to New York.
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- Without you?
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- What if this is
the universe just...
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making it easy?
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- You can't just give up.
- It's not giving up
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when we both want
different things.
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♪
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- What do you want?
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- I don't know,
be more of a grown-up?
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I mean--
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- The app was down, so I got
you a bowl and the burrito.
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Oh, hey.
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Sorry, man.
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I would have
grabbed you something.
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- It's OK.
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Not hungry.
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- ♪ Everybody is crazy
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♪ Crazy says
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♪ I love you
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♪ Love you
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♪
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[wind whistling]
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- [sighs]
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[exhales sharply]
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- Did you run a marathon?
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- [chuckles] Yeah.
I gotta take a shower.
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- That's why
you shouldn't have gone.
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- Yeah, but, like,
now I'm pumped for the gala.
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- [laughing]
OK, your tux is on the bed.
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- Oh, thank you, baby.
- [chuckles]
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- Hey, uh,
did you pick up my cuff links?
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- Yeah.
They should be on the counter.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- If not, check the nightstand.
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[tense music]
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Hey, do you need to shave?
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I don't know
if you'll have time.
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[voice fading]
And your hair can be wet.
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It looks fine that way.
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I just want to warn you we are
gonna be dancing tonight.
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There are no more excuses.
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You're gonna need
to bring your A-game,
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because we are going
to win that dance floor.
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It's gonna be super fun.
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♪
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[normally]
Babe?
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[wind howling]
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Doug.
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[tense music crescendos]
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[upbeat music playing]
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- OK, there you go.
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- Oh, man, that is a great deal
on cat food.
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- When did you get a cat?
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- With prices like that,
feels like I should.
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[both laugh]
266
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- That's good.
267
00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,294
Uh, hey.
268
00:10:23,295 --> 00:10:25,253
Sorry if that was totally weird
the other day.
269
00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:27,081
- Oh, no.
You guys got a lot going on.
270
00:10:27,082 --> 00:10:28,778
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
271
00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:31,085
- Thanks, man.
272
00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:33,131
- She is really hurt, though.
273
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,613
- OK?
274
00:10:37,614 --> 00:10:40,268
- It'd just be cool
if you weren't so hard on her.
275
00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,923
- Right, 'cause, uh--
'cause she's hurt.
276
00:10:42,924 --> 00:10:44,446
- Look, I don't want
to get in the middle.
277
00:10:44,447 --> 00:10:46,883
- Then don't.
- But it sort of feels like
278
00:10:46,884 --> 00:10:49,146
you're punishing her.
279
00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:50,626
- It's sort of
none of your business.
280
00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:52,367
- Hey, hey, I'm just
looking out for my friend.
281
00:10:52,368 --> 00:10:54,238
- Yeah.
You don't know what's going on.
282
00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:56,240
- I think I do.
283
00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:58,286
♪
284
00:10:58,287 --> 00:11:00,636
- Right, right.
Yeah, good.
285
00:11:00,637 --> 00:11:02,290
She tells you everything
about our marriage.
286
00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:03,770
- No. No, no, no, no.
That's not how it is.
287
00:11:03,771 --> 00:11:05,293
- Maybe you just get off
on hearing about
288
00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:07,425
our sex positions
and money problems
289
00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:08,818
and why I'm such a bad husband.
290
00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:10,907
- You mean I listen to her?
291
00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:12,996
- And you suppose that I don't?
292
00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:15,085
- If you did, maybe
I wouldn't be standing here.
293
00:11:15,086 --> 00:11:19,655
♪
294
00:11:19,656 --> 00:11:24,051
- You might be
her shoulder to cry on...
295
00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:26,228
but I'm married to her, bro.
296
00:11:27,969 --> 00:11:29,926
You have a good day.
297
00:11:29,927 --> 00:11:31,798
[sniffs]
298
00:11:31,799 --> 00:11:34,104
[door slams]
299
00:11:34,105 --> 00:11:37,064
[soft upbeat electronic music]
300
00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:39,153
[indistinct chatter]
301
00:11:39,154 --> 00:11:40,720
- Take a seat.
302
00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:46,508
♪
303
00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:47,857
- How are you doing?
304
00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:49,511
- Fine. Why wouldn't I be?
305
00:11:49,512 --> 00:11:51,034
- You know, mornings.
306
00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:53,863
- Oh, God. Sorry.
307
00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:56,213
It's just--it's been a week.
308
00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:57,258
- And it's only Monday.
309
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,738
- OK, ladies, let's settle in.
310
00:11:58,739 --> 00:12:00,827
Gotta make this quick because
Math Club's in here soon
311
00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:02,698
and no one wants
to mess with Ms. Dwyer.
312
00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,483
Catherine,
let's shake a tail feather.
313
00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:08,530
- OK, good morning.
314
00:12:08,531 --> 00:12:11,228
Um, let's talk carnival.
315
00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:13,143
So I've rented
three bounce houses,
316
00:12:13,144 --> 00:12:16,146
two water slides, a dunk tank
for the principal--
317
00:12:16,147 --> 00:12:18,366
- [whispering] I can't believe
she showed her face.
318
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,715
I heard there were
other women.
319
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:21,804
- She just stands there
like nothing's wrong.
320
00:12:21,805 --> 00:12:24,328
- Three bounce houses,
two water slides--
321
00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:25,982
- We got it.
- [whispering] All over town.
322
00:12:25,983 --> 00:12:27,984
- Um...
- [whispering] This whole time.
323
00:12:27,985 --> 00:12:29,203
- Does her husband know?
324
00:12:29,204 --> 00:12:31,640
- What about food vendors?
325
00:12:31,641 --> 00:12:33,511
- Corn dogs.
- That's it?
326
00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:36,776
[indistinct whispering]
327
00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:38,952
[tense music]
328
00:12:38,953 --> 00:12:40,649
- [stammering]
Popcorn.
329
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,564
- Any snacks without corn?
330
00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:45,480
[indistinct whispering]
331
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:50,267
[high-pitched whistling]
332
00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:53,009
- [whispering]
What about her kids?
333
00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:54,881
- I wonder where it happened.
334
00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,273
- [clears throat]
335
00:12:56,274 --> 00:12:57,797
I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling well.
336
00:12:57,798 --> 00:12:58,973
I'm sorry.
337
00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:05,326
- I don't see
any finance experience.
338
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,371
- But the job is
writing brochures.
339
00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:09,156
[laughs]
- For a bank.
340
00:13:09,157 --> 00:13:11,332
- I'm confident I can
figure out the numbers part.
341
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,681
- We're really looking
for someone
342
00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:14,248
with three to five years
in banking.
343
00:13:14,249 --> 00:13:17,252
- Well, then I'd be a banker.
[laughs]
344
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:21,168
- We're just looking
for someone more qualified.
345
00:13:21,169 --> 00:13:24,562
- Uh...
346
00:13:24,563 --> 00:13:26,782
I really need this job.
347
00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:29,393
- What makes Alice Morris
the ideal nanny?
348
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,874
- Well, Alice Morris taught
elementary school
349
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,659
for four years before
moving on to high school,
350
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,618
where I won
Educator of the Year twice,
351
00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:38,359
and I was nominated for--
352
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,449
- What's your take on grapes?
353
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,580
- They're delicious.
354
00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:43,581
- They're killers.
355
00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:44,887
- Nate's a choker.
356
00:13:44,888 --> 00:13:47,020
- Are you CPR-certified?
357
00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,326
- No, but I have my...
358
00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:51,067
master's in literature.
359
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:55,115
And I've been reading
"Kaia Eats Detroit" forever.
360
00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:56,551
- Do you guys go out a lot?
361
00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:57,857
Because we need
people who can find,
362
00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,728
like, the dope new pop-ups.
363
00:13:59,729 --> 00:14:04,994
- Yeah.
I mean, we love food.
364
00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:06,387
- What's that?
You're frozen.
365
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,389
- Oh, I am?
366
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,173
Uh, hold on.
367
00:14:10,174 --> 00:14:12,132
[funky music]
368
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:15,918
Can you--can you hear me now?
369
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:16,919
- Still frozen.
370
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,573
- How about--
uh, how about now?
371
00:14:18,574 --> 00:14:20,053
- [laughing]
Oh, my God.
372
00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:22,838
You are making
the gnarliest face.
373
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:25,754
- Can you hear me now?
- You look so funny.
374
00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:26,668
- Oh! Hi.
375
00:14:26,669 --> 00:14:28,496
I'm back.
I'm back. Hi.
376
00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:31,107
- [sighs]
377
00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:33,762
Yeah, we're gonna need
someone with better Wi-Fi.
378
00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:34,719
- [sighs]
379
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,897
- [singing in Japanese]
380
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:41,770
♪
381
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:42,989
- [sighs]
382
00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:44,555
- Catherine!
383
00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:47,254
- Uh--uh, I'll, um--
384
00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:50,822
I'll be more prepared for
next week's meeting, I swear.
385
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,651
- Why don't you
take some time off?
386
00:14:53,652 --> 00:14:56,393
- But I'm
the special events chair.
387
00:14:56,394 --> 00:14:58,221
- You've got a lot
on your plate right now.
388
00:14:58,222 --> 00:14:59,701
- Oh, I always do.
389
00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:01,094
- Come on, Catherine.
390
00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:04,140
We all know what's going on
in your marriage.
391
00:15:04,141 --> 00:15:06,490
- What does that have to do
with the Parent Association?
392
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,057
- Honestly, it's distracting.
393
00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:10,669
- I can handle it.
- For everyone.
394
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,368
- Are you firing me?
395
00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:15,543
- I can't do that.
396
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:16,892
- OK, good.
397
00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:18,894
- Because we're just
volunteers.
398
00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:21,462
- Then what are you
telling me, Gillian?
399
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,203
- Don't have to decide
anything right now.
400
00:15:23,204 --> 00:15:26,380
Just, when you get home,
take a good look in the mirror
401
00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,643
and ask yourself,
402
00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:31,995
am I setting the right example
for Morningside Prep?
403
00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:36,390
[tense music]
404
00:15:36,391 --> 00:15:43,789
♪
405
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,922
- This is Flora,
the Roman goddess of flowers.
406
00:15:46,923 --> 00:15:50,534
And she's with Chloris,
the Greek goddess of spring.
407
00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:52,623
I like to think they keep watch
408
00:15:52,624 --> 00:15:54,451
over our beautiful
water lilies.
409
00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:56,410
- Is that Botticino marble?
410
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:58,020
- Straight from a quarry
in Brescia.
411
00:15:58,021 --> 00:16:01,067
- Oh, my decorator put
the same stone in my kitchen.
412
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,851
- Are you sure
we aren't married?
413
00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:05,419
- If you planted those,
I'm going to propose right now.
414
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,247
- They won us
the cup last year.
415
00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:08,378
- Gorge.
416
00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:10,511
- Can you believe
people accused us
417
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,078
of genetically
engineering them?
418
00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:16,734
- [gasps] Well, I call
those people sore losers.
419
00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:20,086
- It's actually just a special
ingredient in our soil.
420
00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:21,130
- Water?
421
00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:22,262
- Love.
422
00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,567
- Oh!
423
00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,743
- So we meet
once a week, which I know--
424
00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:27,789
I know it's a lot to ask.
425
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,399
We all have our hands full.
426
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,359
- Oh, I've read all about
your wonderful charity work.
427
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,187
- Just wish I could do more.
428
00:16:34,188 --> 00:16:35,927
- Are you still
chairing the committee
429
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,625
for the Detroit
Food Foundation?
430
00:16:37,626 --> 00:16:38,974
- Ha, ten years running,
431
00:16:38,975 --> 00:16:40,671
along with
Street Girls Fight Back,
432
00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:41,759
Bark for Bones...
433
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,370
- Oh, I do Tails for Tots.
434
00:16:43,371 --> 00:16:44,806
- What about Circle of Hope?
435
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:46,938
- Mm. Compassion in Action.
436
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,679
- I thought they went under
for fraud.
437
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,942
- No, that was
Children of Cabo.
438
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,292
- Right.
439
00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:54,990
They never bought
the little angels those bikes.
440
00:16:54,991 --> 00:16:56,992
- Boogie boards.
441
00:16:56,993 --> 00:16:59,038
- Ugh.
442
00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:02,258
Well, if you're interested
in getting your hands dirty
443
00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:05,261
in a good way, come join us.
444
00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:07,742
- I think I'd fit right in.
445
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:10,310
- So do I, Condoleezza.
446
00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:12,312
- It's Condi to my queen bees.
447
00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:13,487
- Oh.
448
00:17:13,488 --> 00:17:15,881
[both laugh]
449
00:17:17,361 --> 00:17:20,320
[Hot As Sun's "Look at Me"]
450
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:23,323
♪
451
00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:26,369
- ♪ Hi
452
00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,719
♪ Do you love my recipe?
453
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,331
♪
454
00:17:31,332 --> 00:17:34,029
♪ Why
455
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:36,988
♪ Is everyone obsessed
with me? ♪
456
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,904
♪ Obsessed with me
457
00:17:39,905 --> 00:17:41,037
[laughs]
458
00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:45,693
- Committing a crime
to prove somebody else
459
00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:49,131
committed a crime is
actually still a crime.
460
00:17:49,132 --> 00:17:50,306
- The case was unlocked.
461
00:17:50,307 --> 00:17:52,439
- Again, not how the law works.
462
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,918
- Fine.
463
00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:55,311
But if you dust it for prints,
they'll match the ones
464
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:56,791
your boys took at the garden.
465
00:17:56,792 --> 00:18:00,011
- So you want me to take down
a bunch of uptight women
466
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,448
for breaking and entering
467
00:18:01,449 --> 00:18:03,450
so another bunch
of uptight women
468
00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:06,409
can win a gardening contest?
469
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,280
- Mm-hmm.
470
00:18:07,281 --> 00:18:09,064
And we'll all be heroes.
471
00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:12,807
- [chuckles]
472
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,897
It really is amazing to watch
that brain of yours at work.
473
00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:17,159
- Just don't call me birdbrain.
474
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,030
- Well, I kind of have to now.
475
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,945
- It was a whole thing
growing up.
476
00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:22,382
- Yeah, kids can be rough.
477
00:18:22,383 --> 00:18:23,861
- So can your parents
when they find out
478
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,255
you're pregnant in high school.
479
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:37,701
- If I were to do this,
480
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:39,050
what do I get?
481
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,269
- Justice?
482
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:43,751
- Yeah, I wish
that still did it for me.
483
00:18:43,752 --> 00:18:47,450
- OK, what would?
484
00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:51,193
- Getting a drink with you.
485
00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:54,022
- Could get messy.
486
00:18:54,023 --> 00:18:57,592
- Or it could
just be a drink.
487
00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:02,204
- I didn't say
messy can't be fun.
488
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:04,815
[upbeat music]
489
00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:07,340
- Why did I even go
to grad school?
490
00:19:07,341 --> 00:19:09,951
- There's very little you need
beyond sixth grade.
491
00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:12,562
- Yeah, except golf experience
to work at the putt-putt.
492
00:19:12,563 --> 00:19:14,216
- Well, how else are you gonna
get all those student loans
493
00:19:14,217 --> 00:19:15,217
you can't pay back?
494
00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:16,479
- Hmm.
- [laughs]
495
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,307
- Hey, are we on
for "Housewives"?
496
00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:20,701
- [groans]
- Oh, please say yes.
497
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,659
I can't take
any more rejection.
498
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,922
- I can't tonight.
- OK, when?
499
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:26,272
- I don't know.
500
00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:29,231
- Well, any longer,
I'm gonna see spoilers.
501
00:19:29,232 --> 00:19:31,146
- It's just not the best idea.
502
00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:32,365
- It's the reunion.
503
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:34,541
What are you talking about?
504
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,847
- Look, if you're trying
to fix things with Doug,
505
00:19:36,848 --> 00:19:40,286
maybe hanging out with me
so much isn't helping.
506
00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:42,158
- What do you mean?
507
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,422
- If I were your husband,
508
00:19:46,423 --> 00:19:48,381
I probably wouldn't want you
telling another dude
509
00:19:48,382 --> 00:19:50,121
all about your problems.
510
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,775
- We're best friends.
511
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:53,124
- Maybe he has
a problem with that.
512
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,300
- That is so stupid.
513
00:19:54,301 --> 00:19:55,736
If you were a girl--
- I'm not.
514
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,259
- Well, he still shouldn't be
threatened by you.
515
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,434
- Why?
- Come on.
516
00:19:58,435 --> 00:19:59,915
It would never happen.
517
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,787
- Right. Right.
518
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:05,876
- He just doesn't get
that we're not
519
00:20:05,877 --> 00:20:07,313
into each other like that.
520
00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:09,793
- Yeah, and the best part is,
we can be this close
521
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,621
and not want to rip
each other's clothes off.
522
00:20:11,622 --> 00:20:13,449
- Yeah, it'd be like
sleeping with a brother.
523
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:16,452
- [laughs nervously]
Totally.
524
00:20:16,453 --> 00:20:18,454
- Wait,
what about "Housewives"?
525
00:20:18,455 --> 00:20:20,369
- Oh, I gotta stay
and do inventory.
526
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:23,372
[soft music]
527
00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:24,808
♪
528
00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,288
- Oh.
529
00:20:26,289 --> 00:20:33,470
♪
530
00:20:45,352 --> 00:20:47,004
- Sweetie?
531
00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:48,092
- Huh?
532
00:20:48,093 --> 00:20:49,833
- I think they're hydrated.
533
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,967
- Oh.
[sighs]
534
00:20:55,927 --> 00:20:58,494
The whole town knows.
535
00:20:58,495 --> 00:21:01,497
- It's pretty hot goss.
536
00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:03,412
- Marilyn wants
to take me to church.
537
00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:05,458
- Her minister is no saint,
trust me.
538
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:07,242
- Why are they all
coming for me?
539
00:21:07,243 --> 00:21:10,158
- Because it's fun to take
a woman down from a pedestal.
540
00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:12,029
- But you slept with Gary too.
541
00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:13,380
- Honey,
I'm already in the dirt.
542
00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:18,079
- It just doesn't seem fair.
543
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,736
- Well, there's a reason
it's called Grosse Pointe.
544
00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:24,955
Rich bitches are gross.
545
00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:27,871
- "Grosse" is actually French
for "grand."
546
00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:29,177
- Seriously?
547
00:21:29,178 --> 00:21:30,918
- It's the pointe
by the lighthouse.
548
00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:32,876
- OK, fine.
549
00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:36,358
But all these people think
that money gives you
550
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:38,534
the right to be a judgy D-bag.
551
00:21:38,535 --> 00:21:41,624
- Yeah, but I grew up here.
552
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,584
- So?
- So they're all I know.
553
00:21:45,325 --> 00:21:46,717
- Well, now you know me.
554
00:21:49,285 --> 00:21:50,894
- I'm so glad you're here.
555
00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:53,897
- Really?
556
00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:56,335
No one else is.
557
00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:58,380
All they let me do is
hand out trowels
558
00:21:58,381 --> 00:22:00,251
because I screw
everything else up.
559
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,384
- Oh, honey.
560
00:22:02,385 --> 00:22:04,431
Those aren't trowels.
561
00:22:06,389 --> 00:22:09,348
[light music]
562
00:22:09,349 --> 00:22:13,830
♪
563
00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:15,441
[sighs]
564
00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:19,445
♪
565
00:22:19,446 --> 00:22:21,925
- It's your recipe.
566
00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:23,449
- Almost.
567
00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:25,929
- Oh, uh...
[chuckles]
568
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:29,804
I was just waiting
for it to cool.
569
00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:34,330
- Where are the cherries?
570
00:22:35,592 --> 00:22:37,288
[laughs]
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
571
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,987
It looks delicious.
572
00:22:42,643 --> 00:22:47,037
- So how is the quilt coming?
573
00:22:47,038 --> 00:22:50,780
- Still on track to be finished
in time for the gala auction.
574
00:22:50,781 --> 00:22:53,001
- Bet it'll raise
a lot of money.
575
00:22:56,483 --> 00:22:58,135
- Alice.
- Mm-hmm?
576
00:22:58,136 --> 00:23:00,007
- I can't change his mind.
577
00:23:00,008 --> 00:23:01,138
- That's not why I'm here.
578
00:23:01,139 --> 00:23:02,618
- Believe me, if I could,
579
00:23:02,619 --> 00:23:04,185
he wouldn't have
all those tattoos.
580
00:23:04,186 --> 00:23:06,405
- I need money.
581
00:23:06,406 --> 00:23:08,755
- Ah.
582
00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:10,974
All right, well,
how many months do you owe?
583
00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:12,236
- Three.
584
00:23:12,237 --> 00:23:14,848
But it would just be a loan.
585
00:23:14,849 --> 00:23:17,067
- I wish we still had
that rental available.
586
00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:19,113
- We can't lose our apartment.
587
00:23:19,114 --> 00:23:21,463
- Oh, honey, there are a lot of
other dumps you could live in.
588
00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:24,685
- I'm afraid
he'll never come home.
589
00:23:27,688 --> 00:23:30,691
[sighs] But that's
probably what you want.
590
00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:38,393
- Look, does a part of me wish
that he had married
591
00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:41,048
some dyed-in-the-wool
Grosse Pointer
592
00:23:41,049 --> 00:23:42,702
who just wanted
to push out a bunch
593
00:23:42,703 --> 00:23:44,660
of really cute grandbabies?
594
00:23:44,661 --> 00:23:46,357
- Well, it'd make
your life a lot easier.
595
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,186
[bright music]
596
00:23:49,187 --> 00:23:51,450
- It's not what my Doug wants.
597
00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:58,588
♪
598
00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:06,247
What can I say?
599
00:24:06,248 --> 00:24:08,205
You're his muse.
600
00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:13,863
♪
601
00:24:13,864 --> 00:24:17,432
I'll go see if I can dig up
some cherries for your cake.
602
00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:19,130
You'll thank me.
603
00:24:21,524 --> 00:24:22,829
[upbeat dance music playing]
604
00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:24,395
- [scoffs]
605
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,006
♪
606
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,181
- Anything?
607
00:24:27,182 --> 00:24:28,530
- No.
608
00:24:28,531 --> 00:24:30,271
- Well, maybe there was
some kind of emergency.
609
00:24:30,272 --> 00:24:31,533
- Did you ask his parents?
610
00:24:31,534 --> 00:24:33,535
- I don't want
to freak them out too.
611
00:24:33,536 --> 00:24:35,145
- Maybe he went
for another jog.
612
00:24:35,146 --> 00:24:37,234
- A double jog?
613
00:24:37,235 --> 00:24:38,627
- Why won't he answer me?
614
00:24:38,628 --> 00:24:40,237
- Because he's jogging.
615
00:24:40,238 --> 00:24:42,022
- Hey.
616
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,197
I found Doug.
617
00:24:43,198 --> 00:24:45,242
- Oh.
- Sir, you can't be back here.
618
00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:47,767
- That looks delicious.
619
00:24:47,768 --> 00:24:50,160
- Will someone please
get this guy out of here?
620
00:24:50,161 --> 00:24:51,640
- Mmm. Wow.
621
00:24:51,641 --> 00:24:53,120
- What the hell are you doing?
622
00:24:53,121 --> 00:24:55,557
- Making my way through
some shrimp toast.
623
00:24:55,558 --> 00:24:57,428
- Where have you been?
- Mmm.
624
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,995
Getting hammered.
Duh.
625
00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:00,301
- I don't care
where you have this argument,
626
00:25:00,302 --> 00:25:01,345
but it can't be here.
627
00:25:01,346 --> 00:25:02,433
- Whoa.
- Yes. I'm so sorry.
628
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:03,739
Doug, come on. Let's go.
629
00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:06,176
- Not until you tell me
what's going on.
630
00:25:06,177 --> 00:25:08,570
- I don't know
what you're talking about.
631
00:25:08,571 --> 00:25:10,746
- Oh, really?
You don't?
632
00:25:10,747 --> 00:25:12,705
Then why are you leaving me?
633
00:25:12,706 --> 00:25:15,621
[tense music]
634
00:25:15,622 --> 00:25:22,498
♪
635
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,939
[knock at door]
636
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,288
- So did you get
my garden thief?
637
00:25:31,289 --> 00:25:32,420
- I did.
638
00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:34,378
- Oh, then I owe you
that drink.
639
00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:36,076
- Yeah, maybe another time.
640
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,121
- I know
the perfect martini bar.
641
00:25:38,122 --> 00:25:39,253
- I'm on duty.
642
00:25:39,254 --> 00:25:41,081
- OK. We'll go to a cop joint.
643
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:43,474
- I'm afraid there's not much
to celebrate.
644
00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:44,519
- Why?
645
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,652
- It's not
who you want it to be.
646
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:56,618
[Lunar Isles' "Evergreen"]
647
00:25:56,619 --> 00:25:58,011
♪
648
00:25:58,012 --> 00:25:59,621
- [sighs]
649
00:25:59,622 --> 00:26:06,586
♪
650
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:31,653
- ♪ Once
651
00:26:31,654 --> 00:26:35,701
♪ Upon a sky
652
00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:39,139
♪ On an island
653
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:44,753
♪ I don't recognize
654
00:26:44,754 --> 00:26:47,974
♪ Cursed
655
00:26:47,975 --> 00:26:53,327
♪ Oh, the cynic in me burns
656
00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:57,766
♪ Shades of doubt
657
00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:02,510
♪ Nowhere to return
658
00:27:02,511 --> 00:27:06,862
♪ It's all that I want
659
00:27:06,863 --> 00:27:13,653
♪ It's all
that I ever wonder ♪
660
00:27:14,741 --> 00:27:16,045
- Yo!
661
00:27:16,046 --> 00:27:17,960
Past your bedtimes.
Get lost.
662
00:27:17,961 --> 00:27:19,179
- What is your deal?
663
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,702
- Beat it!
- OK, boomer.
664
00:27:20,703 --> 00:27:21,834
Go.
665
00:27:21,835 --> 00:27:24,053
Move.
666
00:27:24,054 --> 00:27:25,533
- My debt is paid, OK?
667
00:27:25,534 --> 00:27:27,535
I don't work for you anymore.
- We need to talk.
668
00:27:27,536 --> 00:27:29,668
- Make an appointment
with my publicist.
669
00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:32,628
- How about I call the cops
for breaking and entering?
670
00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,806
- [sighs]
671
00:27:37,807 --> 00:27:39,025
The window was open.
672
00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:41,375
- Ugh, you screwed me so bad!
673
00:27:41,376 --> 00:27:43,333
- We were just looking
for a place to hang out.
674
00:27:43,334 --> 00:27:45,161
- Why?
To impress those losers?
675
00:27:45,162 --> 00:27:46,380
- They are not losers.
676
00:27:46,381 --> 00:27:48,208
- And why the hell
would you losers want
677
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,644
a bunch of landscaping plans?
678
00:27:49,645 --> 00:27:50,863
- I don't know.
679
00:27:50,864 --> 00:27:52,125
Some girl spilled
White Claw all over them.
680
00:27:52,126 --> 00:27:54,649
- [sighs]
681
00:27:54,650 --> 00:27:55,650
Great.
682
00:27:55,651 --> 00:27:56,869
- We were trying
to clean it up.
683
00:27:56,870 --> 00:27:58,305
- I'm gonna get
kicked out of the club.
684
00:27:58,306 --> 00:27:59,872
- It was stupid, OK?
685
00:27:59,873 --> 00:28:01,917
- I could go to jail!
686
00:28:01,918 --> 00:28:03,397
- How is that my fault?
687
00:28:03,398 --> 00:28:05,573
- Because I wouldn't have done
something so stupid
688
00:28:05,574 --> 00:28:08,098
if you hadn't done
something so stupid!
689
00:28:09,186 --> 00:28:11,319
Oh, God!
690
00:28:14,191 --> 00:28:16,150
[sighs]
691
00:28:18,979 --> 00:28:22,024
- Can I ask you something?
692
00:28:22,025 --> 00:28:24,113
- OK.
693
00:28:24,114 --> 00:28:25,593
- Promise you won't get mad?
694
00:28:25,594 --> 00:28:27,290
- Ugh! What?
695
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:30,860
- Why did you do
your stupid thing?
696
00:28:34,603 --> 00:28:36,952
- [sighs]
697
00:28:36,953 --> 00:28:39,868
I don't know.
698
00:28:39,869 --> 00:28:42,436
I guess I just wanted
that dumb club to think
699
00:28:42,437 --> 00:28:45,309
I could be more
than just some rich bitch.
700
00:28:48,573 --> 00:28:50,444
- Yeah.
701
00:28:50,445 --> 00:28:52,621
Are you really
gonna call the cops?
702
00:28:54,057 --> 00:28:55,493
- No.
703
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:01,761
- Thanks.
704
00:29:05,155 --> 00:29:08,463
- Your stepdad already knows.
705
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:15,251
- And we still need volunteers
for morning drop-off,
706
00:29:15,252 --> 00:29:18,080
especially to keep an eye out
for parents on their phones.
707
00:29:18,081 --> 00:29:21,475
A minivan almost mowed down
a third grader last week.
708
00:29:21,476 --> 00:29:22,868
Before we move on
to the carnival,
709
00:29:22,869 --> 00:29:26,350
our special events chair
has an announcement.
710
00:29:32,966 --> 00:29:34,184
- Morning, everyone.
711
00:29:38,188 --> 00:29:40,755
As many of you are
probably aware,
712
00:29:40,756 --> 00:29:44,019
I've been going through
a difficult time.
713
00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:49,808
And it's been suggested
that I take a step back.
714
00:29:49,809 --> 00:29:52,593
So I started thinking,
715
00:29:52,594 --> 00:29:56,815
who would be a better leader
to represent Morningside Prep?
716
00:29:56,816 --> 00:29:59,252
And the first name
that obviously came to mind
717
00:29:59,253 --> 00:30:00,644
was Dana.
718
00:30:00,645 --> 00:30:01,820
[applause]
719
00:30:01,821 --> 00:30:04,039
Dana's well-organized,
has bomb style,
720
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,520
and is one of the school's
most generous donors.
721
00:30:06,521 --> 00:30:09,001
- Terrific.
Let's take a vote on Dana.
722
00:30:09,002 --> 00:30:11,351
- But then I remembered
723
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:15,094
she also got caught shoplifting
those lip liners from Sephora.
724
00:30:15,095 --> 00:30:16,356
- [gasps]
725
00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:19,576
- And I thought, mm,
is that the person
726
00:30:19,577 --> 00:30:22,971
we really want to put in charge
of the gift bags?
727
00:30:22,972 --> 00:30:27,802
Well, next,
I immediately thought of Katie.
728
00:30:27,803 --> 00:30:30,239
[applause]
Everyone loves Katie, right?
729
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,720
No one's more fun
at the parent mixers,
730
00:30:32,721 --> 00:30:35,723
and she makes
those amazing snickerdoodles.
731
00:30:35,724 --> 00:30:37,768
- She broke our record
at the bake sale.
732
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,683
- She also forgot
her kid at the mall
733
00:30:39,684 --> 00:30:41,903
because she was so high
on happy pills.
734
00:30:41,904 --> 00:30:43,557
But do we really want
the person
735
00:30:43,558 --> 00:30:45,385
who "borrows"
from our medicine cabinet
736
00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,300
to be in charge of fundraising?
737
00:30:47,301 --> 00:30:48,736
- I really don't think
this is appropriate.
738
00:30:48,737 --> 00:30:50,825
- Or what about you, Gillian?
- Please don't.
739
00:30:50,826 --> 00:30:53,219
- I think you'd make an amazing
special events chair.
740
00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:54,394
- Well, I certainly don't think
741
00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:56,657
anyone could question
my character.
742
00:30:56,658 --> 00:30:58,920
- But they might question,
how is it
743
00:30:58,921 --> 00:31:02,837
the head of Grosse Pointe's
animal shelter rescued
744
00:31:02,838 --> 00:31:06,188
a purebred, best-in-show
bichon frise?
745
00:31:06,189 --> 00:31:08,451
- What's your point?
- My point
746
00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:11,063
is that we've all done things
we're not proud of.
747
00:31:11,064 --> 00:31:13,326
We have all made mistakes.
748
00:31:13,327 --> 00:31:14,588
Isn't that the example
we should be setting
749
00:31:14,589 --> 00:31:18,113
for our kids, not this
impossible standard
750
00:31:18,114 --> 00:31:19,985
that no one can live up to?
751
00:31:19,986 --> 00:31:22,944
[tense music]
752
00:31:22,945 --> 00:31:24,903
♪
753
00:31:24,904 --> 00:31:28,080
- Why don't we put it
to a vote?
754
00:31:28,081 --> 00:31:30,299
- Fine! Show of hands.
755
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,649
Who here has
never done something
756
00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:35,349
that they're going to regret
for the rest of their lives?
757
00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:39,352
Anyone?
758
00:31:39,353 --> 00:31:43,008
Good.
759
00:31:43,009 --> 00:31:45,097
Then let's talk carnival.
760
00:31:45,098 --> 00:31:46,707
Tracy!
761
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:49,057
Do you still have that lead
on the cotton candy machine?
762
00:31:49,058 --> 00:31:52,147
[W-H-I-T-E's
"I Wasn't Afraid"]
763
00:31:52,148 --> 00:31:55,977
♪
764
00:31:55,978 --> 00:31:57,283
- Can I get you anything?
765
00:31:57,284 --> 00:31:59,589
- Oh, no, I'm meeting
my parents for dinner.
766
00:31:59,590 --> 00:32:00,721
- St. Clair Grille?
767
00:32:00,722 --> 00:32:01,941
- Grosse Pointe tradition.
768
00:32:05,031 --> 00:32:06,466
- Why do they all do that?
769
00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:08,207
- It's like one of three
places they like.
770
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:11,514
- I mean, why does everybody
have to be the same
771
00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:12,689
in this town?
772
00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:14,431
- What are you saying?
773
00:32:16,303 --> 00:32:19,696
- I want to be
a grown-up with you.
774
00:32:19,697 --> 00:32:21,263
- OK.
775
00:32:21,264 --> 00:32:24,136
- But we don't have to do it
the way everyone else does.
776
00:32:24,137 --> 00:32:27,095
♪
777
00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:32,013
- ♪ And I tried
778
00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:38,672
♪
779
00:32:38,673 --> 00:32:42,851
- They take 10%,
so I jacked the prices.
780
00:32:44,374 --> 00:32:46,854
- Have any sold?
781
00:32:46,855 --> 00:32:49,030
- Enough to make rent.
[chuckles]
782
00:32:49,031 --> 00:32:53,339
♪
783
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:56,472
- But what about, um...
784
00:32:56,473 --> 00:33:00,172
your writing in New York?
785
00:33:00,173 --> 00:33:01,695
- I'm not going.
786
00:33:01,696 --> 00:33:04,611
- That's what
you've always wanted.
787
00:33:04,612 --> 00:33:06,352
- I want you more.
788
00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:13,534
♪
789
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:18,233
- "New York Magazine."
Congratulations.
790
00:33:18,234 --> 00:33:19,365
- What is this?
791
00:33:19,366 --> 00:33:20,409
- It's a pretty big deal.
792
00:33:20,410 --> 00:33:21,628
- None of it makes sense.
793
00:33:21,629 --> 00:33:23,064
- Weird. You start next month.
794
00:33:23,065 --> 00:33:24,413
- It must be a mistake.
795
00:33:24,414 --> 00:33:25,545
- It's not Hogwarts, Alice.
796
00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:26,850
A writing sample
doesn't just magically
797
00:33:26,851 --> 00:33:28,374
appear on an editor's desk.
798
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,202
- Will you please calm down?
799
00:33:30,203 --> 00:33:31,333
- Are you OK?
800
00:33:31,334 --> 00:33:32,508
- We're fine.
801
00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:33,553
- I'm talking to Alice.
802
00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:34,858
- He's just really drunk.
803
00:33:34,859 --> 00:33:36,121
- Oh, great.
804
00:33:36,122 --> 00:33:37,557
Now I'm the bad guy.
That's your takeaway?
805
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:39,080
- Why don't we go outside
and chill?
806
00:33:39,081 --> 00:33:40,255
- You lied to my face!
807
00:33:40,256 --> 00:33:42,083
- I didn't apply for this job!
808
00:33:42,084 --> 00:33:44,085
- I did.
809
00:33:44,086 --> 00:33:45,260
- What?
810
00:33:45,261 --> 00:33:46,653
- I put you up for it.
811
00:33:46,654 --> 00:33:48,612
[tense music]
812
00:33:51,267 --> 00:33:53,703
- Why would you do that?
- Because you were too afraid.
813
00:33:53,704 --> 00:33:54,791
- Well, it wasn't
your decision to make!
814
00:33:54,792 --> 00:33:56,097
- You gave up
everything for him.
815
00:33:56,098 --> 00:33:57,881
- What are you,
her life coach, Brett?
816
00:33:57,882 --> 00:34:01,015
- She's not happy, Doug.
817
00:34:01,016 --> 00:34:02,669
- What do we do?
- Oh, right.
818
00:34:02,670 --> 00:34:04,105
- Ride out the hurricane.
819
00:34:04,106 --> 00:34:06,455
- 'Cause you know my wife
better than I do, Brett.
820
00:34:06,456 --> 00:34:08,327
- That's not what
it's about, Doug.
821
00:34:08,328 --> 00:34:10,242
- Oh, my God, we all know
each other's names.
822
00:34:10,243 --> 00:34:12,113
- Tell me I'm wrong, then.
- Couldn't be more wrong.
823
00:34:12,114 --> 00:34:15,116
- No, no, no, no.
I want to hear it from you.
824
00:34:15,117 --> 00:34:16,683
- I don't know.
825
00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:18,467
- You don't know if you want
the job or if you're happy?
826
00:34:18,468 --> 00:34:19,381
- Guys, come on.
827
00:34:19,382 --> 00:34:20,904
- Answer the question, Alice.
828
00:34:20,905 --> 00:34:21,905
- None of us have had
enough drinks
829
00:34:21,906 --> 00:34:23,211
for it to be this intense.
830
00:34:23,212 --> 00:34:24,691
- Are you happy with me?
- Don't listen to him.
831
00:34:24,692 --> 00:34:26,214
- Let's go settle this
on the dance floor.
832
00:34:26,215 --> 00:34:27,650
- A simple yes or no.
833
00:34:27,651 --> 00:34:28,738
- Just please stop.
834
00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:30,044
- What is wrong with you, man?
835
00:34:30,045 --> 00:34:31,219
- Tell this guy to get
the hell out of my face.
836
00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:32,351
- Both of you, stop!
837
00:34:32,352 --> 00:34:33,613
- Then just end it already!
838
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:34,831
- End what?
839
00:34:34,832 --> 00:34:36,703
- Who knows you better, Alice,
840
00:34:36,704 --> 00:34:38,313
your husband or this joke?
841
00:34:38,314 --> 00:34:40,750
- Yeah, I'm the joke.
Have another drink, dude.
842
00:34:40,751 --> 00:34:42,883
- Come on.
843
00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:44,058
Him or me?
844
00:34:44,059 --> 00:34:47,017
[dramatic music]
845
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,195
♪
846
00:34:54,156 --> 00:34:56,418
- Go ahead.
847
00:34:56,419 --> 00:34:58,768
- Can I open the wine
I brought first?
848
00:34:58,769 --> 00:35:01,249
- It's 10:00 a.m.
849
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,598
- [scoffs]
I gotta work.
850
00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:03,643
- On a Wednesday?
851
00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:04,818
- Yeah.
852
00:35:04,819 --> 00:35:07,474
All the days
between Monday and Friday.
853
00:35:09,563 --> 00:35:11,304
- More for us.
854
00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:15,785
- So why are you trying
to get us all drunk?
855
00:35:15,786 --> 00:35:16,744
- Tell 'em.
856
00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:26,274
- OK.
857
00:35:26,275 --> 00:35:29,059
So you know how,
when I first joined y'all,
858
00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,670
I was really trying to be
a team player?
859
00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:32,585
And I was like,
"Let's plant lots of mint,
860
00:35:32,586 --> 00:35:34,456
'cause it's so great
in cocktails."
861
00:35:34,457 --> 00:35:36,284
And you guys were like,
"Totally.
862
00:35:36,285 --> 00:35:38,330
"Yeah, everybody loves mint,
except that it takes over,
863
00:35:38,331 --> 00:35:41,289
and it ruins the whole garden."
864
00:35:41,290 --> 00:35:43,117
- Did you plant mint, Birdie?
865
00:35:43,118 --> 00:35:44,814
- It's worse.
866
00:35:44,815 --> 00:35:46,165
- OK.
867
00:35:49,777 --> 00:35:51,473
- Oh.
- You know what?
868
00:35:51,474 --> 00:35:53,867
I'm actually gonna need
that drink.
869
00:35:53,868 --> 00:35:55,390
- What did you do?
870
00:35:55,391 --> 00:35:58,001
- I know I can't help you guys
win the cup by gardening,
871
00:35:58,002 --> 00:36:01,309
so I tried to help by proving
Bloomfield Hills cheated.
872
00:36:01,310 --> 00:36:03,442
- Now we're gonna be
disqualified.
873
00:36:03,443 --> 00:36:05,226
- No, I did it.
It's on me.
874
00:36:05,227 --> 00:36:06,662
- That's not how a club works.
875
00:36:06,663 --> 00:36:07,881
- It's on all of us.
876
00:36:07,882 --> 00:36:09,970
- I'm really sorry.
877
00:36:09,971 --> 00:36:13,713
I'm just a disaster.
Like, FEMA level.
878
00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:15,367
- [sighs]
- Ugh.
879
00:36:15,368 --> 00:36:16,846
We're totally screwed.
880
00:36:16,847 --> 00:36:19,153
- Mm.
881
00:36:19,154 --> 00:36:21,111
- Maybe not.
882
00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:22,548
- How?
883
00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:25,551
[devious music]
884
00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:31,209
♪
885
00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:34,908
- Maybe...
886
00:36:34,909 --> 00:36:36,866
no one needs to find out.
887
00:36:36,867 --> 00:36:41,915
♪
888
00:36:41,916 --> 00:36:42,872
[glass shattering]
889
00:36:42,873 --> 00:36:44,788
- [gasps]
890
00:36:48,314 --> 00:36:51,141
[light music]
891
00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:56,538
- Well, it's on all of us now.
892
00:36:56,539 --> 00:36:58,801
- [chuckles]
893
00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:00,542
First rule of garden club.
894
00:37:00,543 --> 00:37:06,505
♪
895
00:37:06,506 --> 00:37:08,290
[laughter]
896
00:37:12,207 --> 00:37:14,034
- So what are you going to do?
897
00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:16,254
- I'm going to ground him
for a month.
898
00:37:16,255 --> 00:37:17,516
- A month?
899
00:37:17,517 --> 00:37:19,692
- Is that too much
or too little?
900
00:37:19,693 --> 00:37:21,259
- I don't know.
901
00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:22,347
You're kind of the dad.
902
00:37:22,348 --> 00:37:24,392
- You're kind of the mom.
903
00:37:24,393 --> 00:37:26,699
[upbeat music playing]
904
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,309
- Kind of messy.
905
00:37:28,310 --> 00:37:30,050
- Yeah.
906
00:37:30,051 --> 00:37:31,270
Not the fun kind.
907
00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:37,405
- We can still be friends.
908
00:37:37,406 --> 00:37:40,539
- Yeah, I'd like that.
909
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:43,193
- So let's start there.
910
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,673
- Friends.
911
00:37:44,674 --> 00:37:46,196
[glasses clink]
912
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:51,246
♪
913
00:37:57,339 --> 00:37:58,470
- Hey--
914
00:37:58,471 --> 00:37:59,601
- Got you the burrito
and the bowl...
915
00:37:59,602 --> 00:38:00,820
- Oh.
- 'Cause you deserve both.
916
00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:02,343
- I'm, uh--I'm sort of busy.
917
00:38:02,344 --> 00:38:04,737
- I feel like I was
a total idiot the other day.
918
00:38:04,738 --> 00:38:06,086
- No, it's fine.
- No, it's not.
919
00:38:06,087 --> 00:38:08,044
You are a catch.
You're a stud.
920
00:38:08,045 --> 00:38:10,090
You're a hot snack.
- Stop.
921
00:38:10,091 --> 00:38:11,918
- And any girl would be
lucky to bone ya.
922
00:38:11,919 --> 00:38:13,615
- You don't have to say that.
- But it's true.
923
00:38:13,616 --> 00:38:16,705
- Hey, can I smoke weed
in here?
924
00:38:16,706 --> 00:38:19,708
- Oh, hi.
925
00:38:19,709 --> 00:38:21,057
[clears throat]
926
00:38:21,058 --> 00:38:23,844
You're gonna need to refuel.
927
00:38:25,454 --> 00:38:28,761
- All right.
Uh, thanks.
928
00:38:28,762 --> 00:38:31,764
[soft music]
929
00:38:31,765 --> 00:38:37,422
♪
930
00:38:37,423 --> 00:38:39,598
- Oh, and I love this one.
931
00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:41,382
- But their heads are too big.
932
00:38:41,383 --> 00:38:43,297
- That's exactly why
they're so special.
933
00:38:43,298 --> 00:38:46,561
- I don't get it.
- Well, you will this weekend.
934
00:38:46,562 --> 00:38:47,736
- Huh?
935
00:38:47,737 --> 00:38:49,085
- We're gonna go to the museum
936
00:38:49,086 --> 00:38:51,610
and see some paintings
by a guy named Picasso.
937
00:38:51,611 --> 00:38:52,959
[doorbell chimes]
- Is that the pizza?
938
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,049
- Yeah.
Take the cash for the tip.
939
00:39:03,492 --> 00:39:05,972
- Hi. Is your mom here?
940
00:39:05,973 --> 00:39:08,409
[door clicks]
- It's not the pizza.
941
00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:09,454
- Who is it?
942
00:39:09,455 --> 00:39:11,892
- It's Uncle Gary's wife.
943
00:39:14,938 --> 00:39:17,418
- Honey, go get your brother
for dinner.
944
00:39:17,419 --> 00:39:19,855
- Hey, loser, food!
945
00:39:19,856 --> 00:39:21,640
[M83's "Solitude"]
946
00:39:21,641 --> 00:39:22,989
- ♪ Somewhere
947
00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:24,643
- I owe you an explanation.
948
00:39:24,644 --> 00:39:26,601
- Is Gary here?
949
00:39:26,602 --> 00:39:28,864
- God, no. It's over.
I ended it.
950
00:39:28,865 --> 00:39:31,301
- I'm worried
something bad happened.
951
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:33,913
- ♪ I wanna see
if you can try ♪
952
00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:36,306
- I haven't heard from him
in days
953
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:39,614
- ♪ To bring it back to me
954
00:39:39,615 --> 00:39:46,665
♪
955
00:39:46,666 --> 00:39:49,145
♪ You gotta go
956
00:39:49,146 --> 00:39:50,930
- People think
by planting a garden,
957
00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:53,541
they can control nature.
958
00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:55,325
♪
959
00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:56,805
- ♪ And take in
all the tears ♪
960
00:39:56,806 --> 00:40:00,809
♪ I wanna see if you can try
961
00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:03,290
- They mow lawns
into golf courses...
962
00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:04,552
- Just need to ask you
a question.
963
00:40:04,553 --> 00:40:06,249
- I'm with a customer.
964
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:09,035
- About the other night
at that fancy garden party.
965
00:40:09,036 --> 00:40:11,472
- Trim hedges into a maze...
966
00:40:11,473 --> 00:40:14,519
♪
967
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,652
- Any chance you know someone
by the name of
968
00:40:17,653 --> 00:40:19,306
Doug Morris?
969
00:40:19,307 --> 00:40:21,482
♪
970
00:40:21,483 --> 00:40:22,614
- He's my friend's husband.
971
00:40:22,615 --> 00:40:24,920
- But not your friend?
972
00:40:24,921 --> 00:40:27,183
- Is everything OK?
973
00:40:27,184 --> 00:40:30,622
- But at a certain point,
nature fights back.
974
00:40:30,623 --> 00:40:31,884
- [grunts]
- What is with you?
975
00:40:31,885 --> 00:40:34,800
[indistinct shouting]
976
00:40:34,801 --> 00:40:36,671
[screaming]
[glass shattering]
977
00:40:36,672 --> 00:40:38,238
- Oh, my God!
978
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,458
- That beautiful oleander
that pops up by your pool?
979
00:40:40,459 --> 00:40:42,982
- We got a report
some property was damaged.
980
00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:44,505
Do you know
anything about that?
981
00:40:44,506 --> 00:40:47,377
- Ah, listen, Officer,
we both had a lot to drink,
982
00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:51,033
and things got wild.
983
00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:54,515
- A single flower
can kill a horse.
984
00:40:54,516 --> 00:40:56,430
♪
985
00:40:56,431 --> 00:40:57,953
- ♪ No
986
00:40:57,954 --> 00:41:03,611
♪
987
00:41:03,612 --> 00:41:06,266
♪ No
988
00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:11,576
♪
989
00:41:11,577 --> 00:41:14,274
♪ No
990
00:41:14,275 --> 00:41:19,540
♪
991
00:41:19,541 --> 00:41:23,718
♪ No
992
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:27,026
- Have you spoken
to Doug since?
993
00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:29,289
- Am I in some sort of trouble?
994
00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:30,595
- Depends.
995
00:41:30,596 --> 00:41:31,683
- On what?
996
00:41:31,684 --> 00:41:34,120
- What he says
when we find him.
997
00:41:34,121 --> 00:41:38,254
- So the dirty little secret?
998
00:41:38,255 --> 00:41:41,954
- If anything comes to mind,
let me know.
999
00:41:41,955 --> 00:41:43,782
- We don't control nature.
1000
00:41:43,783 --> 00:41:46,349
- ♪ No
1001
00:41:46,350 --> 00:41:49,570
♪
1002
00:41:49,571 --> 00:41:51,442
- It controls us.
1003
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:56,442
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