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Oh, my God,
I thought Mr. J's class
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- was never gonna end.
- Same.
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I hate the way he stares
at me-- he's such a creep.
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Shit,
I knew I had it somewhere.
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I totally got a demerit for
having this in English today.
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Isn't that your third
demerit this week?
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Oh, I got one
in first period because
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- my skirt was too short.
- Uh, does anyone have
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a pad? I think I just
started my period.
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- I have a tampon?
- Naomi doesn't wear tampons.
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- What? Why?
- I don't know, I don't like
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- sticking things up my ass.
- You don't stick it
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up your ass, you put it
in your vajiji.
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That's what I meant, I just--
I don't know how to use it.
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She lives with her dad.
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Oh, okay, watch, demo.
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Vagina,
insert applicator, push up,
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pull out, the end,
don't leave it in overnight.
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- Here's another one.
- Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Okay, ladies,
here's your new uniforms.
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- Let's go.
- Yes, Coach Judy.
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Wow, these are shorter
than the old ones.
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Janie's gonna probably
complain about them
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- not showing enough leg.
- Shut up!
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I totally got
a demerit for a skirt
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- longer than this today.
- Ladies, come on,
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being sexy is powerful.
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Yeah, reclaim it,
like, we might look like
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sluts, but we want
to look like sluts.
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Yeah, I'm down,
it's our bodies,
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- we do what we want.
- Sure, totally, yes.
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But also, please,
these uniforms came
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from a culture
of pleasing men.
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Here we go with Danice
and her feminism again.
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Fuck the patriarchy,
we get it.
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Fuck the patriarchy!
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Y'all, I don't care
about what we wear.
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I do this
because I love cheer,
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I freakin' love dance,
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and I freakin' love
you ladies.
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- We love you.
- Okay, you got 60 seconds
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to get on the field,
let's hustle.
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Hey, anyone got
an extra water bottle?
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- I do.
- Where's Naomi?
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Bathroom probably.
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Shit, my earring.
I'll rip my ears off.
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- Ready...
- Okay!
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♪ We're not the bad guys,
we just want a choice ♪
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♪ You can't silence us,
we will raise our voice ♪
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♪ We are the future,
we're here to stay ♪
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♪ We just want
bodily autonomy ♪
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♪ Why are we protecting
rape and incest? ♪
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♪ It's my body,
I decide what is best ♪
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♪ If this is
about the right to life ♪
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♪ Then my life matters like
your daughters and wives ♪
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♪ We're strong and sexy,
we like our rights ♪
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♪ And we don't wanna
give 'em up without a fight ♪
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- ♪ Ladies, are we ready? ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah, okay! ♪
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- ♪ Ladies, are we ready? ♪
- ♪ Yeah! What do we say? ♪
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♪ Give me an A! ♪
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Aah!
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Don't, Sienna.
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Sienna?
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Oh, looks like he's here,
I'll call you later.
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- Depending on how things go.
- Sounds good.
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Sienna?
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Mark?
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Wow.
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Um, you are really hot,
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even better than
your profile picture.
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- Thanks, you too.
- It seems like half the time,
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an entirely different
human being shows up.
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Instead of DTF, they should
call it bait-and-switch.
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Yeah.
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Thank you,
I ordered us beers.
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Cheers.
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Contract law.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I plan to work
in criminal defense,
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helping kids who are
caught in the system.
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Oh, shit,
so you're, like,
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saving the world and shit.
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And shit, yeah.
What about you?
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I'm a surfer.
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Yeah, well, it sounds
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- like you're very active.
- Oh, yeah.
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Speaking of, uh,
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you wanna get out of here?
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Definitely.
I definitely do.
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You are so hot.
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You are.
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- So, are you pro?
- No, not yet.
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But that's the goal.
If things work out
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with the sponsor
I'm talking to,
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I'll be on the tour
this year.
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So, how about you?
What's next?
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- What's next what?
- You know,
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once you finish school?
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Whole marriage, kids thing?
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Aww, you wanna get
to know me, that's cute.
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Um, to be honest with you,
I don't see myself
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participating in
the patriarchal oppression
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of monogamy, marriage,
or child-rearing at all.
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I think there are
enough kids in the world.
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I intend to do
what I want when I want,
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and help the young people
who are already here.
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Ooh, I totally get that.
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That's admirable, man.
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Uh, I hate
to ruin the moment,
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but because we were talking
about the future,
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I have to ask...
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what happens
if I get pregnant?
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We use protection.
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Obviously, but, I mean,
that's not 100%.
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Accidents do happen,
and now that abortion's
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no longer an option,
I think we need to discuss
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what happens
if that happens.
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Uh... well, I guess...
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we'll... we'll figure it out.
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Might be the lawyer in me,
but I think we need
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to figure it out now.
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- Who're you calling?
- Mm.
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Megan, hi, I have that
last-minute contract for you.
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Would you mind just...
having a little chat
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- with my attorney?
- Your attorney?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, yeah.
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So, Mark, meet Megan.
Megan, Mark.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hi, Mark.
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Congratulationson having sex with Sienna.
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Oh, uh... thank you.
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I'll go through thisas quickly as I can,
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so you two can get to it.Do you consent
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- to being recorded?
- You mean during sex?
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No, just so that
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we can go over the contract.
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Oh, right, uh...
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okay, yeah.
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So, this is justa simple sex contract,
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stating that you and Siennaagree to go into
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a consensual sexual encounterto be concluded
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at any point in timethat either of you so choose.
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Do you agree?
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I'm sorry,I require a verbal yes or no.
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- Oh, yes.
- Yes for me.
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You both agree to useprophylactic condoms,
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as directed,during said sexual encounter.
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- I do. I mean, yes.
- Me, too.
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Finally, Mark, should Siennaaccidentally become pregnant
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as a result of thisconsensual sexual encounter,
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you acknowledge thatyou've been made aware that
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Sienna intends to focuson her career
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and has no intentionor interest
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in raising any childthat might result
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from said consensualsexual encounter; further,
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being as the federal lawcurrently bans all abortion,
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even in the event of rape,incest, or health
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of the mother, do you agree,that in the event that
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there was an unwantedpregnancy, that Sienna would
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have no legalor financial obligation
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to any child bornafter the execution
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of this legally-bindingcontract?
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Uh... just to be clear,
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if I say "no," then
we're not having sex, right?
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Right, okay...
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then I guess
it's... a yes.
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Fantastic.And just one final provision:
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if a child is born,you, Mark-- I'm sorry,
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- what was your full name?
- Mark Darren Greer.
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You, Mark Darren Greer,agree to sole parentage,
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sole custody,and to maintain any and all
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financial obligationsfor said child
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from his earliest six weeksof pregnancy through
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- said child's 18th birthday.
- Yep, yep, yes.
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- Whatever, yes.
- Okay, this contract
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is hereby executed.
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I just need to doa quick retina scan.
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And if you could just give mea thumbprint here.
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Yes, and if you could
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e-sign there.
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Congratulations,you and Sienna are
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officially cleared for sex.Have fun, you two.
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That was a lot.
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How are you feeling?
Still...
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DTF?
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Totally.
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My controller glitched--
two out of three.
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Mark Darren Greer?
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Yeah...
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I'm sorry,
do I know you?
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Hi, um, we met
nine months ago.
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I'm Sienna Campbell's
attorney.
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Sienna... oh, yeah.
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- Right, what's up?
- I'm here to execute
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the fulfillment
of your sex contract.
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Meet your daughter, Emma.
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Oh...
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♪ Down to fuck
down to fuck ♪
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♪ Hey, hey,
I'm down to fuck ♪
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♪ Down to fuck-- hey!
down to fuck-- hey! ♪
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♪ Hey, hey,
I'm down to fuck ♪
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Today's an exciting day
for all of us.
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I can sense
some feelings of anxiety
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in the room right now,
and that's normal.
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Even I was anxious
before my first lesson.
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If any of you are feeling
nervous at any time,
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the Association has
provided a little something
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to help calm your nerves.
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Now, I'm sure you all have
a lot of questions.
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I hope to answer all of them
before the end of this.
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I'm going to be
passing these around.
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Please take one
and pass them back.
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What's wrong?
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You don't wanna be
left behind, do you?
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Good girl.
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You are all
doing the right thing.
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Now... are there
any questions?
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Does it hurt?
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No.
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No, it's as close to God
as you will ever be.
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How many times
do we get to it?
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As many times as you can!
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- What if it doesn't work?
- It will work.
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As women,
after our 19th year,
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our bodies are...
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as ready as
they will ever be.
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What's that?
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That...
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is a very generous donation
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from the Association.
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He has accelerated
the course,
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which in turn has given us
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a 100% success rate
in seeding!
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One hundred years ago,
when our Supreme Court
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made that brave decision,
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overturning
that archaic bill,
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it brought in a new era
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of putting life first.
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I thank God
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every day
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for putting me
in this situation.
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So that we may continue
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to give the gift
of conception.
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Now...
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we can do this the long way,
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where I go over
what's in your booklets,
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you take notes,
you learn,
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blah blah blah.
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Or...
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we can do this the fun way.
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Do I have
any volunteers?
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Wow, so eager, hmm?
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Vita?
254
00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:36,844
Can you come up
to the front of the class?
255
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,893
Vita... please?
256
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,714
Thank you for volunteering.
257
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:15,917
Wasn't that brave?
258
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:19,687
Coming up here all by herself?
259
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,825
Now, class,
260
00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:27,562
what should Vita do next?
261
00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:29,597
She should get
on top of him.
262
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,800
Great suggestion.
263
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,468
Did you hear that?
264
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:37,839
She says you should get
on top of him.
265
00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,987
Good, Vita.
266
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:56,456
Now, class,
now what should Vita do?
267
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:58,325
She should grind on him.
268
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,427
Yes, she should grind
on the dummy.
269
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,563
Grind on the dummy.
270
00:21:28,923 --> 00:21:31,424
You should be
very proud of yourself.
271
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,529
Good girl.
272
00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:51,378
Send the next group in.
273
00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:05,960
♪ So blessed our love,
us ladies ♪
274
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:09,831
- ♪ Aah... ♪
- ♪ God gave us ♪
275
00:22:09,864 --> 00:22:13,366
♪ Our precious babies ♪
276
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,703
Y'all sure I can't get you
anything other than water?
277
00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:18,039
Oh, I make the absolute
best ice lattes.
278
00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:20,141
Absolutely heaven-sent.
279
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:23,578
Oh, and don't worry,
we've got decaf for Mama.
280
00:22:23,611 --> 00:22:25,146
Oh, we're actually
281
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:26,914
- not pregnant.
- Ah-ah!
282
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:30,051
Not yet, honey.
283
00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:32,954
Uh, actually
I can't get pregnant.
284
00:22:32,987 --> 00:22:36,591
Well, the Lord works
in mysterious ways.
285
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,035
All of these fertility places
are like this.
286
00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:50,538
Completely baby-obsessed.
287
00:22:50,571 --> 00:22:54,175
Obsessed with the mommies,
obsessed with the daddies.
288
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,010
Knock-knock.
289
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:58,079
Hi, I'm Dr. Lizbeth.
290
00:22:58,112 --> 00:23:00,882
Thank you so much
for coming in today.
291
00:23:00,915 --> 00:23:02,984
Janie, this is
my boyfriend Alex.
292
00:23:03,017 --> 00:23:04,919
- Hi.
- Uh, it's nice to meet you,
293
00:23:04,952 --> 00:23:06,721
- Dr. Elizabeth.
- Oh, no.
294
00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:10,758
It's just Dr. Lizbeth,
not "E-lizabeth."
295
00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:12,693
That was my grandmother's
grandmother.
296
00:23:15,029 --> 00:23:18,900
And you two,
such a lovely married couple.
297
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:21,602
Oh, actually no, not yet.
298
00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:23,971
We've been together
almost ten years now.
299
00:23:24,005 --> 00:23:26,540
We've just been to so many
of our friends' weddings
300
00:23:26,574 --> 00:23:28,743
that we decided
we should just wait.
301
00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:30,611
But somebody did
catch the bouquet
302
00:23:30,645 --> 00:23:32,546
at the last one, so.
303
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,584
I have been married
for 20 years
304
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:38,753
to my wonderful
husband Luke,
305
00:23:38,786 --> 00:23:41,656
and we have
three precious babies.
306
00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:45,092
That's Kayleigh, Bayleigh,
and J.C., our boy.
307
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,562
Named for Jesus Christ
but also my favorite member
308
00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:50,031
of NSYNC.
309
00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:51,999
But don't tell
my husband that!
310
00:23:58,606 --> 00:23:59,807
Seriously, don't.
311
00:24:02,076 --> 00:24:06,479
Um, you have
a lovely family, Doctor,
312
00:24:06,514 --> 00:24:08,749
but we are not
quite ready for that yet.
313
00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:11,152
Oh, but what are
you two waiting for?
314
00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:13,854
A stork delivery?
'Cause I've got
315
00:24:13,888 --> 00:24:16,824
some bad news for you...
he's retired!
316
00:24:18,592 --> 00:24:21,095
- He's retired!
- Yeah.
317
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:26,767
I see here
we have 13 gorgeous babies.
318
00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:29,036
Gorgeous, huh?
Must get it from me.
319
00:24:31,238 --> 00:24:33,107
Um, actually
they're frozen embryos,
320
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:35,009
they aren't babies.
321
00:24:35,042 --> 00:24:36,811
Oh.
322
00:24:40,214 --> 00:24:42,917
We are actually here, um,
323
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,986
because of this letter
you sent.
324
00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:47,254
Was there an issue
with our payment--
325
00:24:47,288 --> 00:24:49,657
Oh, no-no-no, nothing--
nothing like that.
326
00:24:51,025 --> 00:24:53,761
We are part
of a new program
327
00:24:53,794 --> 00:24:55,997
that protects
every child in the state
328
00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:58,833
from day one
to heaven above.
329
00:24:58,866 --> 00:25:02,269
I was particularly touched
when I read your file, Janie.
330
00:25:02,303 --> 00:25:04,538
You had breast cancer
in your 20s?
331
00:25:04,572 --> 00:25:06,707
That is so incredibly sad.
332
00:25:06,741 --> 00:25:07,975
Yeah, that's the reason
333
00:25:08,009 --> 00:25:10,044
we froze embryos
to begin with.
334
00:25:10,077 --> 00:25:12,113
We weren't even sure
if we were going to use them.
335
00:25:12,146 --> 00:25:14,949
Just wanted to, you know,
keep our options open.
336
00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:18,019
Actually we've been thinking
about adoption, maybe?
337
00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:20,588
I don't know, surrogacy just
seems so stressful.
338
00:25:20,621 --> 00:25:22,123
Such a silly idea
339
00:25:22,156 --> 00:25:24,325
when you've already
been so blessed.
340
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:27,028
Nobody wants to go through
all that adoption paperwork.
341
00:25:27,061 --> 00:25:29,330
Boo, paperwork's
the worst, right?
342
00:25:31,899 --> 00:25:33,868
Plus, you're already
starting a family.
343
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:36,037
A family of 15.
344
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:38,939
That's gonna be
a lot of diapers.
345
00:25:41,075 --> 00:25:44,578
Again, they're frozen embryos.
They are not babies.
346
00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,680
And it was made
very clear to us that,
347
00:25:46,714 --> 00:25:48,349
during the process,
we would actually have
348
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,751
- to discard several embryos.
- Ssh!
349
00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:53,154
You don't want
350
00:25:53,187 --> 00:25:55,723
your precious babies
to hear you.
351
00:25:57,758 --> 00:26:00,294
Life begins
352
00:26:00,327 --> 00:26:02,096
at conception.
353
00:26:02,129 --> 00:26:05,766
And that includes
the embryonic form.
354
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,670
Just like your 13 precious,
355
00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:11,305
little...
356
00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,774
babies.
357
00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:17,978
Thank you so much
for your time, Doctor,
358
00:26:18,012 --> 00:26:20,781
but we actually have
got to get going.
359
00:26:20,815 --> 00:26:22,716
Thirteen...
360
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,251
precious lives
put at risk,
361
00:26:24,285 --> 00:26:27,922
all for your sinful
and reckless lifestyle.
362
00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:30,224
Okay,
363
00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:31,892
like she said,
we're leaving.
364
00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:36,097
- What the hell is this?!
- Unfortunately, Janie,
365
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:38,332
we will be
arresting you today
366
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:42,269
on 13 charges
of child abuse and neglect,
367
00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:45,239
13 charges of attempted
baby-killing--
368
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:47,208
What the fuck are
you talking about?!
369
00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:49,276
- They aren't children!
- Maybe you should've
370
00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:51,112
prayed more
before the devil cursed you
371
00:26:51,145 --> 00:26:53,214
with all that cancer
for your sins.
372
00:26:53,247 --> 00:26:56,016
Fuck you, Dr. Elizabeth,
you insane fucking fuck!
373
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:57,751
That's not my fucking name!
374
00:27:03,991 --> 00:27:07,761
♪ So blessed,
all of us ladies ♪
375
00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:10,331
♪ God gave us... ♪
376
00:27:10,364 --> 00:27:14,368
♪ Our precious babies ♪
377
00:27:28,816 --> 00:27:31,185
Pull over! Stop the car!
378
00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:33,287
- I can't-I can't breathe!
- No-no-no, you're breathing,
379
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,189
you're breathing,
just too fast.
380
00:27:35,222 --> 00:27:37,024
No, I can't breathe, I think
I'm having a heart attack.
381
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:38,959
No-no-no, you're not having
a heart attack, Kate.
382
00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:40,427
I promise, you're not having
a heart attack. It's okay.
383
00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:43,097
Look at me, look at me,
you are so strong
384
00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:44,965
for making this decision
for yourself, and I know
385
00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:46,767
we've been
to five different places.
386
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,369
- I'm not okay.
- But we're here early
387
00:27:48,402 --> 00:27:50,037
this time,
I think you'll make it in.
388
00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:52,840
It's not okay...
389
00:27:52,873 --> 00:27:55,075
You're okay.
It's okay, we're--
390
00:27:55,109 --> 00:27:57,845
we're so close, I know,
I know, but I'm here.
391
00:27:57,878 --> 00:28:00,347
I'm here, and afterwards
we can go get a slushie,
392
00:28:00,381 --> 00:28:03,918
and you'll never have to think
about this again, okay?
393
00:28:03,951 --> 00:28:07,922
But we-we have to go,
right now, okay?
394
00:28:07,955 --> 00:28:10,090
Or you're gonna lose
your chance.
395
00:28:10,124 --> 00:28:12,993
We have to go now, okay?
396
00:28:13,027 --> 00:28:15,429
Okay, okay.
397
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:19,400
I know, I know, I know.
398
00:28:19,433 --> 00:28:22,937
Okay.
399
00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:25,005
Here.
400
00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:27,241
- Are you ready?
- Mm-hmm.
401
00:28:27,274 --> 00:28:29,143
Okay.
402
00:28:52,199 --> 00:28:54,368
Oh, my God.
403
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:56,937
It's okay.
404
00:28:56,971 --> 00:28:59,306
Ignore them.
405
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:02,009
Ignore them, ignore them.
406
00:29:15,089 --> 00:29:18,792
Hey, hey, I'm gonna be
next to you the whole time.
407
00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:20,427
I can't do this.
408
00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:22,162
Look, look, do you remember
when we were kids?
409
00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:23,864
We would go swimming
in the pool all the time
410
00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:25,432
during the summer?
411
00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:28,202
- What?
- You were always
412
00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,137
so much better at holding
your breath than I was.
413
00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:32,239
Hey.
414
00:29:32,273 --> 00:29:34,542
Hey, look at me.
Look at me.
415
00:29:34,576 --> 00:29:37,111
Look at me.
Not them, not them.
416
00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:39,213
Don't look at them.
Look, you could
417
00:29:39,246 --> 00:29:40,881
hold your breath
for almost three minutes.
418
00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:42,383
Just do that today.
419
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:43,917
Three minutes,
and then it's done.
420
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:45,886
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay?
421
00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:48,322
Three minutes.
422
00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:50,991
- Three minutes.
- Yeah.
423
00:29:51,025 --> 00:29:53,160
- Okay.
- Okay?
424
00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:55,863
- Yeah, I-- okay.
- Let's go, let's go.
425
00:29:57,599 --> 00:29:59,166
You don't have to do this.
426
00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,368
What're you doing here,
huh? Huh?
427
00:30:01,402 --> 00:30:03,605
It's okay, there are people
here to help you.
428
00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:05,839
Is it you?
Are you a child killer?
429
00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,609
You should be ashamed!
How dare you?!
430
00:30:07,642 --> 00:30:09,410
Leave her alone!
Leave her alone!
431
00:30:19,453 --> 00:30:21,288
Go to hell, bitch!
432
00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:23,424
Why are you doing this?!
433
00:30:23,457 --> 00:30:25,560
Turn around,
save your child.
434
00:30:38,472 --> 00:30:40,941
Stop!
435
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,945
Stop!
436
00:35:17,885 --> 00:35:19,687
Just to confirm real quick,
437
00:35:19,721 --> 00:35:22,690
your daughter is
Gabi, age 12.
438
00:35:22,724 --> 00:35:24,491
That's right.
439
00:35:24,525 --> 00:35:27,294
And, uh, no other children
in the house?
440
00:35:30,898 --> 00:35:33,534
All right, Mr. Sanchez, if you
could just sign this for me.
441
00:35:35,570 --> 00:35:37,270
You think this is enough?
442
00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:40,173
For what we've lost?
443
00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:44,545
Look, man,
I'm just here to install.
444
00:35:44,579 --> 00:35:46,614
You can call
your representative.
445
00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:29,757
Gabi?
446
00:36:31,059 --> 00:36:33,728
Why don't you tell me what'sgoing on with you today?
447
00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:38,498
Uh, I finished
my book today.
448
00:36:38,533 --> 00:36:40,768
That's great, sweetie.
449
00:36:40,802 --> 00:36:42,837
And all my friends are coming.
450
00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:44,939
I'm officially a teenager.
451
00:36:44,972 --> 00:36:47,240
Feliz Cumpleaños to me!
452
00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:49,644
That's great, sweetie.
453
00:36:49,677 --> 00:36:51,679
He doesn't listen,
and I told him
454
00:36:51,713 --> 00:36:53,014
what kind to get,
and he got me
455
00:36:53,047 --> 00:36:54,716
the wrong one again.
456
00:36:56,617 --> 00:36:58,920
I feel like I'm walking around
in a diaper.
457
00:36:58,953 --> 00:37:01,421
You'll beall right, sweetie.
458
00:37:09,063 --> 00:37:10,932
Why did he ask me
to meet his parents
459
00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:12,900
if he was just gonna
break up with me?
460
00:37:14,535 --> 00:37:16,838
You'll beall right, sweetie.
461
00:37:16,871 --> 00:37:18,973
Gosh, say something else.
462
00:37:21,809 --> 00:37:25,412
- You'll be--
- Stop, please.
463
00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:27,414
Say something real.
464
00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:31,018
I just want you
to talk to me!
465
00:37:31,052 --> 00:37:32,687
Really.
466
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:36,758
I'm not allowed, Gabi.
467
00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:38,693
Please?
468
00:37:41,996 --> 00:37:44,732
You'll be all right, sweetie.
469
00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:00,313
Es tuya, Gabi.
470
00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,983
Okay, but I haven't
touched it in years.
471
00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:03,985
No lo tienes que usar,pero no tiene
472
00:38:04,018 --> 00:38:06,087
- sentido aquí.
- You don't get it.
473
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,822
Okay, it won't hurt
if you take it.
474
00:38:07,855 --> 00:38:10,057
It does!
It does hurt me, Dad.
475
00:38:10,091 --> 00:38:12,392
Every time I look at that,
I think of all the ways
476
00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:14,394
that you weren't there for me.
477
00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:16,531
All the times that you let
a government contractor
478
00:38:16,564 --> 00:38:18,566
be my parent
when you didn't feel like it.
479
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:20,367
You never fucking
felt like it!
480
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,704
Gabi, this is
what they gave us.
481
00:38:23,738 --> 00:38:25,372
And...
482
00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:28,676
I was doing my best.
483
00:38:28,709 --> 00:38:30,912
It wasn't enough.
484
00:38:30,945 --> 00:38:32,780
Not even close.
485
00:38:34,582 --> 00:38:35,917
Gabi!
486
00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:38,853
Gabi!
487
00:38:47,728 --> 00:38:50,665
What's, uh...
what's in the box?
488
00:38:50,698 --> 00:38:52,667
I guess Dad's moving
out of his house.
489
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,836
Sent me the last of my things.
490
00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:59,339
Feliz Cumpleaños to me.
491
00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:18,626
Gabi?
492
00:39:18,659 --> 00:39:20,828
I-I didn't think
you would be allowed.
493
00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:23,898
Oh, they stopped monitoringour line years ago.
494
00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:27,668
Told me to disconnect it,but I didn't.
495
00:39:27,702 --> 00:39:30,605
I should have...
496
00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:33,007
Guess their plan
did not work, huh?
497
00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:37,712
I'm so sorry,I always wanted to say more,
498
00:39:37,745 --> 00:39:40,413
to be better for you.
499
00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:44,085
Why'd you do it?
500
00:39:44,118 --> 00:39:49,456
I got to havemy abortion years ago.
501
00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:52,093
I always knew I didn't wantchildren, but...
502
00:39:52,126 --> 00:39:55,129
there's a curiosity there.
503
00:39:55,162 --> 00:39:59,533
Even in the certainty.And I guess I thought I...
504
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:02,469
I thought I was helping.
505
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,642
Why did you pick it up again?
506
00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:10,778
Oh, I, um...
507
00:40:12,213 --> 00:40:15,049
I guess my dad is...
508
00:40:15,082 --> 00:40:17,218
is moving, and...
509
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:19,053
You guess?
510
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:21,055
We're not close.
511
00:40:21,088 --> 00:40:22,924
He picked up the phone once.
512
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:27,194
- Really?
- I couldn't say anything
513
00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:31,032
to him, but he...he talked.
514
00:40:31,065 --> 00:40:34,501
If it means anythingto you now, he cared for you
515
00:40:34,535 --> 00:40:36,671
so very much.
516
00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:39,974
He was trying very hardto do right by you.
517
00:40:45,513 --> 00:40:48,683
I, um...
518
00:40:48,716 --> 00:40:50,851
I'm pregnant.
519
00:40:52,219 --> 00:40:55,523
Do you...
520
00:40:55,556 --> 00:40:57,925
Do you want to...
521
00:40:57,959 --> 00:40:59,927
Yeah.
522
00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:02,029
Yeah, I do.
523
00:41:02,063 --> 00:41:03,898
I, um...
524
00:41:03,931 --> 00:41:05,666
I have a partner,
525
00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:07,201
and...
526
00:41:07,234 --> 00:41:08,736
he's good,
527
00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:09,971
and we're ready.
528
00:41:10,004 --> 00:41:12,106
I just...
529
00:41:12,139 --> 00:41:13,874
um...
530
00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:18,546
my...
531
00:41:18,579 --> 00:41:21,816
my mom wanted her baby too.
532
00:41:21,849 --> 00:41:23,818
Her second baby.
533
00:41:23,851 --> 00:41:25,853
And it just,
it went wrong,
534
00:41:25,886 --> 00:41:27,755
and they wouldn't help her.
535
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:33,861
And I'm just--
I'm scared that,
536
00:41:33,894 --> 00:41:35,830
that, what if
it's genetic, you know?
537
00:41:35,863 --> 00:41:37,798
what if-what if it goes
wrong for me too?
538
00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:41,102
And they won't
help me and...
539
00:41:43,604 --> 00:41:46,974
I don't want
to die for this.
540
00:41:47,008 --> 00:41:49,510
But I'm scared that
they're gonna make me.
541
00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:53,547
Gabi...
542
00:41:55,349 --> 00:41:57,818
oh, Gabi...
543
00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:03,724
you'll be all right, sweetie.
544
00:42:40,928 --> 00:42:44,799
Braintree, March 31, 1776.
545
00:42:44,832 --> 00:42:47,268
I wish you would ever
write me a letter
546
00:42:47,301 --> 00:42:50,237
half as long as I write you.
547
00:42:50,271 --> 00:42:52,673
Mm, I long to hear
548
00:42:52,706 --> 00:42:55,943
that you have declared
an independence,
549
00:42:55,976 --> 00:42:58,646
and by the way,
in the new code of laws,
550
00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:01,916
which I suppose it will be
necessary for you to make,
551
00:43:01,949 --> 00:43:05,953
I desire you would
remember the ladies...
552
00:43:06,954 --> 00:43:08,622
and be more generous
553
00:43:08,656 --> 00:43:12,126
and favorable to them
than your ancestors.
554
00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:18,399
April 14th, 1776,
555
00:43:18,432 --> 00:43:21,702
as to your extraordinary
code of laws...
556
00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:23,404
I cannot but laugh.
557
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:26,974
We've been told that
our struggle has loosened
558
00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:28,843
the bands of government
everywhere, that, uh,
559
00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,845
children and apprentices
were disobedient,
560
00:43:30,878 --> 00:43:33,247
that schools and colleges
were grown turbulent,
561
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,249
that Indians slighted
their guardians
562
00:43:35,282 --> 00:43:38,085
and Negroes grew insolent
to their masters.
563
00:43:38,119 --> 00:43:41,322
But your letter was
the first intimation that
564
00:43:41,355 --> 00:43:44,758
another tribe,
more numerous and powerful
565
00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:47,728
than all the rest,
were grown discontented.
566
00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:49,363
This is rather
too coarse a compliment,
567
00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:53,033
but you are... so saucy,
I won't blot it out.
568
00:43:54,735 --> 00:43:57,138
Do not put
such unlimited power
569
00:43:57,171 --> 00:44:00,174
into the hands
of the husbands.
570
00:44:00,207 --> 00:44:03,210
Remember, all men would be
tyrants if they could.
571
00:44:04,812 --> 00:44:07,681
If particular care
and attention is not paid
572
00:44:07,715 --> 00:44:09,116
to the ladies,
573
00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:13,320
we are determined
to foment a rebellion.
574
00:44:14,355 --> 00:44:16,390
And we'll not hold
ourselves bound
575
00:44:16,423 --> 00:44:18,359
by any laws
in which we have
576
00:44:18,392 --> 00:44:20,661
no voice or representation.
577
00:44:22,029 --> 00:44:25,266
That your sex are
naturally tyrannical
578
00:44:25,299 --> 00:44:29,170
is a truth so...
thoroughly established
579
00:44:29,203 --> 00:44:32,940
as to admit of no dispute,
but such of you as wish
580
00:44:32,973 --> 00:44:36,010
to be happy willingly,
581
00:44:36,043 --> 00:44:40,114
give up the harsh title
of master.
582
00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:44,018
For the more tender
and endearing one
583
00:44:44,051 --> 00:44:46,153
of friend.
584
00:44:50,391 --> 00:44:53,027
Put it out of the power
of the vicious
585
00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:56,997
and the lawless
to use us with cruelty.
586
00:44:58,799 --> 00:45:01,368
Men of sense in all ages
587
00:45:01,402 --> 00:45:03,737
abhor these customs
588
00:45:03,771 --> 00:45:08,943
which treat us only
as the vessels of your sex.
589
00:45:12,547 --> 00:45:15,316
We know better than to repeal
our masculine systems.
590
00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:16,984
Although they are
in full force,
591
00:45:17,017 --> 00:45:18,052
you know they are
little more than theory.
592
00:45:19,521 --> 00:45:21,922
We dare not exert our power
in its full latitude.
593
00:45:21,956 --> 00:45:24,024
We are obliged to go fair
594
00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:25,426
and softly...
595
00:45:25,459 --> 00:45:27,228
and in practice,
596
00:45:27,261 --> 00:45:29,296
you know that
we are the subjects.
597
00:45:35,169 --> 00:45:38,272
Regard us then as beings
placed by providence
598
00:45:38,305 --> 00:45:41,308
under your protection,
and in imitation
599
00:45:41,342 --> 00:45:43,277
of the supreme being,
600
00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:46,480
make use of that power
only for our happiness.
601
00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:53,020
I long to hear that you have
declared an independency.
602
00:45:53,053 --> 00:45:55,557
And by the way,
in the new code of laws,
603
00:45:55,590 --> 00:45:59,927
which I suppose it will be
necessary for you to make,
604
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,863
I desire
you would remember
605
00:46:02,896 --> 00:46:04,999
the ladies.
606
00:46:05,032 --> 00:46:08,102
And be more generous
and favorable to them
607
00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:10,170
than your ancestors.
608
00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:24,918
Finally, you've made
the decision
609
00:46:24,952 --> 00:46:26,820
to take control of your life.
610
00:46:26,854 --> 00:46:29,456
...wink!
611
00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:34,161
You've made the decision
to choose Plan C,
612
00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:35,896
the only birth control
approved
613
00:46:35,929 --> 00:46:38,265
- by the federal government.
- Tell me more!
614
00:46:38,299 --> 00:46:40,334
Waah!
615
00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:42,469
Unlike previous forms
of contraception
616
00:46:42,504 --> 00:46:44,138
outlawed by the court...
617
00:46:45,607 --> 00:46:47,908
Plan C has no side effects,
618
00:46:47,941 --> 00:46:50,578
well, unless you count
a clear complexion,
619
00:46:50,612 --> 00:46:54,281
carefree weight loss,
and my favorite side effect...
620
00:46:54,315 --> 00:46:55,849
copious coitus.
621
00:46:58,485 --> 00:47:00,387
Plan C gave me a choice,
622
00:47:00,421 --> 00:47:04,291
and lucky for me,
I chose him.
623
00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:06,360
Commitment.
624
00:47:06,393 --> 00:47:09,129
Thanks to Plan C,
I'll always be committed
625
00:47:09,163 --> 00:47:11,265
to my partner,
from when we eat
626
00:47:11,298 --> 00:47:13,267
to when we make love...
627
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:16,070
...we're always in sync.
628
00:47:16,103 --> 00:47:19,039
Always.
629
00:47:19,073 --> 00:47:20,608
Plan C combines
630
00:47:20,642 --> 00:47:22,443
state of the art
drone technology
631
00:47:22,476 --> 00:47:24,278
with the latest
in nano-robotics,
632
00:47:24,311 --> 00:47:25,979
to create
an intra-uterine device
633
00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:27,981
more advanced
than ever before.
634
00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:30,618
Your doctor inserts
the device vaginally,
635
00:47:30,652 --> 00:47:33,153
and after
a simple cognitive test,
636
00:47:33,187 --> 00:47:35,889
aligns the system...
637
00:47:35,923 --> 00:47:38,892
...with
the complimentary app.
638
00:47:38,926 --> 00:47:40,994
Just a simple
in-office procedure--
639
00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:42,896
simple in-office procedure--
640
00:47:47,501 --> 00:47:50,337
And you're set, for life.
641
00:47:52,674 --> 00:47:55,342
And when you're ready
for that next step,
642
00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:57,512
just tell your doctor,
and once he--
643
00:47:57,545 --> 00:48:00,615
or she has
644
00:48:00,648 --> 00:48:03,450
confirmed you're eligible,
they painlessly adjust
645
00:48:03,484 --> 00:48:06,286
the settings
so you can conceive.
646
00:48:09,323 --> 00:48:12,226
Commitment, choice, control.
647
00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:15,095
Contraception that works.
648
00:48:15,129 --> 00:48:17,264
That's why I chose
Plan C.
649
00:48:18,432 --> 00:48:22,002
♪ Plan C,
the only plan for me ♪
650
00:48:22,035 --> 00:48:23,605
Talk to your doctor to see
651
00:48:23,638 --> 00:48:26,206
if Plan C is
right for you!
652
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:28,976
God, I hate that song.
Your legally-required viewing
653
00:48:29,009 --> 00:48:31,078
is complete; do you have
any more questions
654
00:48:31,111 --> 00:48:33,046
before you consent
to Plan C?
655
00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:39,219
Will it hurt?
656
00:48:41,088 --> 00:48:43,090
When you put it in?
657
00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:49,697
Yes.
658
00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:52,366
Hurts a lot.
659
00:48:52,399 --> 00:48:54,401
Do you still consent?
660
00:49:03,010 --> 00:49:05,412
Yeah, can we do it today?
661
00:49:07,247 --> 00:49:09,316
Like, right now?
662
00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:35,510
♪ Plan C,the only plan for me ♪
663
00:50:03,470 --> 00:50:05,740
- Hey, Jodie.
- Hey, Carla.
664
00:50:05,773 --> 00:50:08,676
- Hey, come on in, hey, y'all.
- Hey.
665
00:50:09,711 --> 00:50:12,479
You good?
Go on in.
666
00:50:17,819 --> 00:50:19,687
- How much time we got today?
- I've only got, like,
667
00:50:19,721 --> 00:50:21,388
- 20 minutes.
- My next shift is
668
00:50:21,421 --> 00:50:23,223
- across town.
- I've got ten.
669
00:50:23,257 --> 00:50:25,492
- What, no Della?
- She's doing a triple today.
670
00:50:25,527 --> 00:50:27,662
What?
Fuck, okay.
671
00:50:45,345 --> 00:50:47,180
All right,
that's enough.
672
00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:53,120
You gotta get up,
get dressed,
673
00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:54,822
get your ass out the door.
674
00:50:59,827 --> 00:51:01,729
No one's coming for us.
675
00:51:06,868 --> 00:51:09,236
You gotta go to one job
and then the next job
676
00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:11,806
and then the next job,
and you look forward.
677
00:51:11,839 --> 00:51:13,775
One day at a time, okay?
678
00:51:13,808 --> 00:51:16,209
Just one day at a time.
679
00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:18,880
I smell like bleach.
680
00:51:18,913 --> 00:51:21,448
Ugh, here, let me take this.
681
00:51:21,481 --> 00:51:23,383
I know you don't wanna
hear that, but you don't have
682
00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:26,219
any other choice,
none of us do.
683
00:51:31,726 --> 00:51:33,226
...get to see each other.
684
00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:35,797
I miss you too.
I miss you too.
685
00:51:43,805 --> 00:51:46,306
- Thank you.
- I'm gonna see you tonight.
686
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:47,742
I'm gonna see you
tonight, okay?
687
00:51:47,775 --> 00:51:49,611
I miss you.
You don't got to worry.
688
00:51:49,644 --> 00:51:51,478
No, it's gonna be okay,
I can tell you that
689
00:51:51,512 --> 00:51:53,548
- from experience, honey.
- I'm scared.
690
00:51:53,581 --> 00:51:55,148
- I know.
- That's normal.
691
00:51:55,182 --> 00:51:56,450
For your safety.
692
00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:00,253
You can trust us,
you're safe.
693
00:52:00,287 --> 00:52:01,656
Just go with it.
694
00:52:03,524 --> 00:52:05,325
I can't do it,
I can't do it.
695
00:52:25,445 --> 00:52:28,315
You got to harden
yourself now, you hear me?
696
00:52:34,622 --> 00:52:37,457
Catch the bus, make the beds,
feed the mouths,
697
00:52:37,491 --> 00:52:38,893
grow the babies,
698
00:52:38,926 --> 00:52:42,462
birth the babies,
raise the babies.
699
00:52:42,496 --> 00:52:44,197
Work.
700
00:52:45,566 --> 00:52:47,401
And when you feel
like you're gonna break,
701
00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:49,269
you come here.
We'll get you cleaned up,
702
00:52:49,302 --> 00:52:52,205
we'll get you dressed
every day, if we have to.
703
00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:56,276
I wish it wasn't
this way, honey...
704
00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:57,745
but it is.
705
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,548
Okay?
706
00:53:02,617 --> 00:53:04,852
Okay?
707
00:53:07,655 --> 00:53:09,456
Okay.
708
00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:34,414
License and registration?
709
00:53:36,017 --> 00:53:38,251
Thank you. Do you know
why I pulled you over today?
710
00:53:38,285 --> 00:53:39,921
No, officer, I do not.
711
00:53:39,954 --> 00:53:42,322
Uh, you were using
the carpool lane
712
00:53:42,355 --> 00:53:44,892
despite being
one single solitary person.
713
00:53:44,926 --> 00:53:48,261
Oh, well, actually,
I am driving for two.
714
00:53:50,430 --> 00:53:52,466
- Oh!
- Just a few months.
715
00:53:52,499 --> 00:53:54,401
Cool, well,
points for creativity,
716
00:53:54,434 --> 00:53:56,671
and congratulations,
but that doesn't count
717
00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:58,806
so I'm still gonna have
to ticket you.
718
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,341
Oh, well, you definitely
don't have to.
719
00:54:01,374 --> 00:54:03,477
Um, you could just
let me off with a warning.
720
00:54:03,511 --> 00:54:06,279
Legally, there are
two of us, please?
721
00:54:06,313 --> 00:54:08,950
I really can't handle
a $250 ticket right now.
722
00:54:08,983 --> 00:54:10,952
- It's $490.
- What?!
723
00:54:10,985 --> 00:54:12,653
Oh, my God, no,
I definitely can't--
724
00:54:12,687 --> 00:54:14,655
Okay, don't fall
into the victim role here,
725
00:54:14,689 --> 00:54:18,358
all right? God has
a plan for you, Jenna.
726
00:54:18,391 --> 00:54:20,695
And single moms have
made it work
727
00:54:20,728 --> 00:54:22,864
since the beginning of time.
You got this.
728
00:54:22,897 --> 00:54:24,464
You can't force me
to have a baby
729
00:54:24,498 --> 00:54:25,867
and pay a speeding ticket.
730
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:27,001
It's not actually
a speeding ticket--
731
00:54:27,034 --> 00:54:28,669
Whatever!
732
00:54:28,703 --> 00:54:30,838
It's all part
of God's plan, okay?
733
00:54:30,872 --> 00:54:32,907
The burden is heavier
on us as women,
734
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:34,776
but that's because
we're stronger.
735
00:54:34,809 --> 00:54:37,578
He never gives us challenges
that we can't overcome.
736
00:54:37,612 --> 00:54:39,680
I mean, suicide's a thing.
737
00:54:39,714 --> 00:54:41,448
Yeah, that's
that victim mentality,
738
00:54:41,481 --> 00:54:43,618
it'll kill ya,
that's what I'm saying.
739
00:54:43,651 --> 00:54:46,654
Usually I just take a photo
and it auto-populates but--
740
00:54:46,687 --> 00:54:48,689
So, you think
that this is a baby.
741
00:54:48,723 --> 00:54:50,758
- Yeah.
- Well, then you can't
742
00:54:50,792 --> 00:54:52,960
possibly write me up
for driving with my baby.
743
00:54:52,994 --> 00:54:55,428
I can, uh, and I am.
744
00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:59,100
Except, menu, it's not--
oh, it's loading.
745
00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:01,702
All right, just gotta
wait for it to--
746
00:55:01,736 --> 00:55:03,871
might take a second.
747
00:55:03,905 --> 00:55:06,507
Have you seen the new season
of "Ozark"? It's good.
748
00:55:06,541 --> 00:55:08,843
- Ahh, we're back.
- Stop writing that.
749
00:55:08,876 --> 00:55:11,344
Hey, I said stop writing.
750
00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:13,346
I'm gonna need you
to stay in your vehicle.
751
00:55:14,649 --> 00:55:17,819
Look, a ticket is no big deal,
but threatening an officer,
752
00:55:17,852 --> 00:55:20,487
- that's a big deal.
- Yeah, you're right.
753
00:55:20,521 --> 00:55:22,355
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
754
00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:25,526
But, look, I am
really struggling right now.
755
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,663
I could really please just use
the tiniest bit of kindness.
756
00:55:28,696 --> 00:55:31,032
- Please.
- I get it.
757
00:55:31,065 --> 00:55:33,534
I don't wanna be a mom,
that seems really hard.
758
00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:35,570
But that's why I keep
my legs closed.
759
00:55:35,603 --> 00:55:37,705
It's pretty straightforward,
you know, I mean,
760
00:55:37,738 --> 00:55:39,640
for the future,
too late now, but...
761
00:55:39,674 --> 00:55:41,843
You have heard of rape, right?
762
00:55:41,876 --> 00:55:44,045
- One in six American women--
- If a baby isn't meant
763
00:55:44,078 --> 00:55:46,479
to be born,
the body will reject it.
764
00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:48,850
Isn't that amazing?
It's all in God's hands.
765
00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,618
Oh, yeah, then
what about that ticket?
766
00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:52,153
Is that in God's hands?
'Cause that looks
767
00:55:52,186 --> 00:55:53,921
- like that's in your hands.
- Oh, hey.
768
00:55:53,955 --> 00:55:56,389
I got a gun, right?
So we're gonna calm down.
769
00:55:56,423 --> 00:55:57,992
I understand
that you're hormonal,
770
00:55:58,025 --> 00:56:00,393
but you gotta relax and get
back inside the vehicle.
771
00:56:00,427 --> 00:56:02,797
What is gonna happen
when I can't pay my rent
772
00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:05,132
because of that ticket?
And what if it's God's plan
773
00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:07,835
that I miscarry him,
and I get charged with murder?
774
00:56:09,737 --> 00:56:11,839
It's scarier than that gun.
775
00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:18,079
Okay, you know,
when a dog
776
00:56:18,112 --> 00:56:20,114
is about to be euthanized,
it's very sad,
777
00:56:20,147 --> 00:56:21,983
none of us like it, but
they have to do it sometimes.
778
00:56:22,016 --> 00:56:24,151
But occasionally
it outsmarts the human
779
00:56:24,185 --> 00:56:25,820
and hides in a corner
or escapes.
780
00:56:25,853 --> 00:56:27,655
Usually, even when
they find the dog,
781
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,557
they grant the dog
a stay, right, because
782
00:56:29,590 --> 00:56:31,559
the thinking is,
well, maybe that dog is
783
00:56:31,592 --> 00:56:33,561
destined to live, right?
784
00:56:33,594 --> 00:56:35,863
Just gotta think
about a baby like that.
785
00:56:37,765 --> 00:56:41,501
I am not a violent person,
but I do mean you bodily harm.
786
00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:43,137
I'm gonna need you
to get back in the car.
787
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:49,677
Oh, fuck.
788
00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,946
Hey, hey, it's okay,
it's okay.
789
00:56:51,979 --> 00:56:53,848
We're just gonna write you
this one ticket.
790
00:56:53,881 --> 00:56:55,616
I'm not gonna cuff you
or anything, you can
791
00:56:55,650 --> 00:56:57,585
handle one ticket, okay?
792
00:56:57,618 --> 00:56:59,053
Let's try to...
793
00:57:00,588 --> 00:57:02,957
Oh... okay.
794
00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:05,593
That was... it's a bit
like trying to pat your head
795
00:57:05,626 --> 00:57:07,561
and rub your belly at the same
time, you know what I mean?
796
00:57:07,595 --> 00:57:10,497
Oh, that was close,
but that's what I'm saying is
797
00:57:10,531 --> 00:57:12,033
it's all part of--
798
01:00:20,054 --> 01:00:21,822
Hey.
799
01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:26,393
Hey, beautiful.
800
01:00:28,262 --> 01:00:30,030
What's your name?
801
01:01:17,311 --> 01:01:19,146
What's your name?
802
01:01:22,816 --> 01:01:24,185
Nothing?
803
01:01:26,521 --> 01:01:28,455
Hey, beautiful?
804
01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:30,958
I'm trying to talk to you.
805
01:01:33,394 --> 01:01:35,262
Huh.
806
01:01:35,296 --> 01:01:36,997
Fuckin' rude.
807
01:01:37,031 --> 01:01:39,033
- Bitch.
- Hey, Mister.
808
01:01:41,402 --> 01:01:43,304
Want to play backseat bingo?
809
01:01:45,072 --> 01:01:47,308
Okay, silent treatment.
810
01:01:47,341 --> 01:01:48,776
Hey, beautiful!
811
01:01:49,877 --> 01:01:51,245
Nothing?
812
01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:57,117
Hey, Mister!
813
01:02:12,066 --> 01:02:14,134
♪ I need a playboy ♪
814
01:02:14,168 --> 01:02:16,870
♪ Super smash game boy,
send a dick pic... ♪
815
01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:19,240
Previouslyon "Crucible Island"...
816
01:02:19,273 --> 01:02:22,142
I can't wait to find out
why we're here, okay?
817
01:02:22,176 --> 01:02:23,978
For two reasons, one,
818
01:02:24,011 --> 01:02:25,946
'cause Henny-thing is
possible, baby.
819
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:27,348
And two,
if there's a cash prize,
820
01:02:27,381 --> 01:02:28,882
I'm gonna use that
as seed money
821
01:02:28,916 --> 01:02:30,184
for my staplecoin startup.
822
01:02:30,217 --> 01:02:31,519
Fingers crossed that this is
823
01:02:31,553 --> 01:02:33,020
a home renovation show.
824
01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,488
People think moving a palm is
825
01:02:34,522 --> 01:02:36,090
just like moving
any other tree,
826
01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:38,959
but it takes a...
827
01:02:38,993 --> 01:02:41,061
a real gentle touch.
828
01:02:41,095 --> 01:02:42,963
I have some medical bills
piling up.
829
01:02:42,997 --> 01:02:44,898
Just a... sorcery mishap.
830
01:02:44,932 --> 01:02:46,967
Heh, so I could
definitely use the cash
831
01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:48,335
to make those, um--
832
01:02:48,369 --> 01:02:51,138
ts-ts-ts-tsah!
Disappear.
833
01:02:51,171 --> 01:02:52,806
I'm just hoping
this is a springboard
834
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,209
to get my brand out there.
835
01:02:55,242 --> 01:02:56,977
I'm not eating no bug though.
836
01:02:57,011 --> 01:02:58,312
Honestly, I guess
I'm really here
837
01:02:58,345 --> 01:03:00,080
- just to find love.
- Love.
838
01:03:02,416 --> 01:03:05,319
Or a new assistant.
839
01:03:14,995 --> 01:03:16,830
Hello, hello, hello.
840
01:03:16,864 --> 01:03:19,199
Seems you've all settled in.
I bet everyone is dying
841
01:03:19,233 --> 01:03:20,535
to know
why you're all here.
842
01:03:33,947 --> 01:03:36,417
Let's go ahead and call
this lovely lady Bernadette.
843
01:03:36,450 --> 01:03:38,553
Right? Oh, man, if this is
what we're working with,
844
01:03:38,586 --> 01:03:41,422
I'm hella excited.
845
01:03:41,455 --> 01:03:43,525
Oh, I'm glad I tanned
my balls for this.
846
01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:45,627
Ooh, she is really smokin'.
847
01:03:50,030 --> 01:03:52,433
Now, Bernadette has just
come back from the doctor,
848
01:03:52,466 --> 01:03:56,170
and we can confirm
she is with child.
849
01:03:56,203 --> 01:03:58,305
We brought you five here
to deduce
850
01:03:58,339 --> 01:04:01,543
which of you heathens put
Bernadette in the family way.
851
01:04:01,576 --> 01:04:04,311
...dada.
852
01:04:04,345 --> 01:04:06,413
Now, once the lucky
impregnator is rooted out,
853
01:04:06,447 --> 01:04:09,450
he will leave
the house a father!
854
01:04:09,483 --> 01:04:11,653
Or with an 18-year
855
01:04:11,686 --> 01:04:14,321
financial commitment to pay
child support.
856
01:04:19,093 --> 01:04:21,295
Okay, are you ready,
Bernadette?
857
01:04:21,328 --> 01:04:23,197
I have never seen
this woman before.
858
01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,632
I don't even know
a Bernadette.
859
01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:26,668
This is unacceptable.
I refuse to speak
860
01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:28,402
unless my lawyer is present.
861
01:04:28,435 --> 01:04:31,338
Ruthie, please bring in
Geoff's contract,
862
01:04:31,372 --> 01:04:35,109
highlighting articles 37,
42, and 68.9.
863
01:04:35,142 --> 01:04:37,444
There's this one,
this one...
864
01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:39,246
Well, that's settled.
865
01:04:39,279 --> 01:04:41,148
Get some sleep, boys.
866
01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:44,184
Tomorrow, you face judgment
in the Reckoning Round.
867
01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:48,989
I have so many bills going on!
868
01:04:50,725 --> 01:04:53,026
What about
my staplecoin startup?
869
01:04:55,095 --> 01:04:57,164
Geoff, how many women have
you slept with
870
01:04:57,197 --> 01:04:58,700
this year to date?
871
01:04:58,733 --> 01:05:00,100
One.
872
01:05:00,134 --> 01:05:01,502
My wife.
873
01:05:01,536 --> 01:05:05,038
Oh.
874
01:05:05,072 --> 01:05:07,609
Oh, well, seems we have
some studio callers
875
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:10,144
claiming that is perjurious.
876
01:05:10,177 --> 01:05:12,479
Ruthie?
877
01:05:12,514 --> 01:05:14,348
You have a fucking wife?
878
01:05:14,381 --> 01:05:16,684
Does she paint youwith hummus?
879
01:05:16,718 --> 01:05:20,655
You told meyou loved me this morning.
880
01:05:20,688 --> 01:05:23,525
Look at you.
So many followers.
881
01:05:25,527 --> 01:05:27,394
How many of these women
have you slept with?
882
01:05:28,530 --> 01:05:30,431
- Henny.
- April-May June.
883
01:05:30,464 --> 01:05:32,534
That's me-- Henny,
have you had sex with women
884
01:05:32,567 --> 01:05:35,035
or a woman
in the last five months?
885
01:05:35,068 --> 01:05:38,439
Uh, yes, I-I have,
yeah, you know.
886
01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:40,374
- Just one, though.
- Oh, one's enough.
887
01:05:40,407 --> 01:05:42,009
Were you safe
when you did this?
888
01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:43,377
I think so.
889
01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:44,978
Braden's been
bragging about tail
890
01:05:45,012 --> 01:05:46,514
since we got here.
He's your guy.
891
01:05:46,548 --> 01:05:48,583
It wasn't me.
I always pull out.
892
01:05:48,616 --> 01:05:50,217
Pointing fingers
at others is always
893
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:51,653
the best line of defense.
894
01:05:53,153 --> 01:05:55,022
Geoff, have you ever paid
895
01:05:55,055 --> 01:05:56,691
for someone to have
a secret abortion?
896
01:05:56,724 --> 01:05:59,493
Never.
897
01:06:00,695 --> 01:06:02,329
The Wisdom Round.
898
01:06:05,065 --> 01:06:08,168
Where do a woman's eggs
come from?
899
01:06:08,202 --> 01:06:09,403
Her hoo-hoo.
900
01:06:09,436 --> 01:06:11,171
Um... God?
901
01:06:11,205 --> 01:06:14,509
No, but you are
all still in the game.
902
01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:17,745
Question number two,
how is an embryo created?
903
01:06:17,779 --> 01:06:20,515
Through alcohol and mistakes,
am I right?
904
01:06:20,548 --> 01:06:23,150
I know this one.
The fallopian tubes.
905
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:25,419
It's not, it's not,
it's not the fallopian tubes.
906
01:06:25,452 --> 01:06:28,088
Question number three,
can you name
907
01:06:28,121 --> 01:06:29,691
the female
reproductive hormones?
908
01:06:29,724 --> 01:06:31,593
Is the answer boobs?
909
01:06:31,626 --> 01:06:33,595
Potassium.
910
01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:35,128
Science, brah.
911
01:06:36,230 --> 01:06:38,065
Well, this is
an abomination.
912
01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:41,736
Hi, uh, April-May June.
913
01:06:41,769 --> 01:06:44,137
So, obviously
I don't know much
914
01:06:44,171 --> 01:06:47,675
about reproductive
stuff, and...
915
01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:50,043
being here has made me realize
that I haven't been
916
01:06:50,077 --> 01:06:52,379
the best guy,
but seeing Bernadette,
917
01:06:52,412 --> 01:06:54,114
I'm, like, starting
to feel things
918
01:06:54,147 --> 01:06:56,283
that I've never
felt before.
919
01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:58,385
So, I just wanna say,
if it was me,
920
01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:00,287
I accept full responsibility.
921
01:07:03,525 --> 01:07:06,794
Wow, thank you, Henny.
922
01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:10,632
Bernadette,
is Henny the father?
923
01:07:12,165 --> 01:07:15,402
No!
924
01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:18,071
Well, Henny,
you are not the father.
925
01:07:18,105 --> 01:07:19,741
But your willingness
to take accountability
926
01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,843
for your actions has
been noted.
927
01:07:21,876 --> 01:07:25,713
So, Henny, you have been
released from your witch hunt.
928
01:07:25,747 --> 01:07:27,314
Your time on "Crucible Island"
929
01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:29,082
has officially come
to an end.
930
01:07:29,116 --> 01:07:32,319
Thank you. Henny-thing
is possible, guys.
931
01:07:35,355 --> 01:07:38,225
He really was
the only one of you I liked.
932
01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:45,867
Our expert will monitor
your polygraph units,
933
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:47,602
so no lies.
934
01:07:47,635 --> 01:07:49,804
Welcome to the alibi round.
935
01:07:49,837 --> 01:07:52,205
Geoff, where were you
on the night of March 17th?
936
01:07:52,239 --> 01:07:54,441
I was home with my wife.
937
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:58,378
- Where I always am.
- Well, that's great.
938
01:07:58,412 --> 01:08:00,414
Let's see if Mrs. Geoff
can corroborate.
939
01:08:00,447 --> 01:08:02,382
Let's get her
on the line, Ruthie.
940
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,652
Hi, April-May,as much as I don't wanna help
941
01:08:04,686 --> 01:08:06,554
this narcissisticsmall-
942
01:08:06,588 --> 01:08:08,690
- boy loser,
943
01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:11,659
we were at home that nightwaiting for a couch delivery.
944
01:08:11,693 --> 01:08:14,762
There's ring-cam footage.As usual, Geoff was rude
945
01:08:14,796 --> 01:08:16,496
to the delivery guys.
946
01:08:16,531 --> 01:08:18,498
Serve him, Abigail!
947
01:08:22,604 --> 01:08:24,438
Hey, Lindy, wait,
please, I--
948
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:28,610
Eh, yeah, we lost her.
949
01:08:28,643 --> 01:08:31,278
All right, Geoff,
you're not the father.
950
01:08:33,313 --> 01:08:37,250
Well, you have officially been
released from your witch hunt.
951
01:08:37,284 --> 01:08:40,688
Your time on "Crucible Island"
has come to an end.
952
01:08:40,722 --> 01:08:43,524
Now get the fuck out.
953
01:08:43,558 --> 01:08:47,629
I lost, and then I won,
and that's politics.
954
01:08:50,497 --> 01:08:52,466
We are down to three.
955
01:08:52,499 --> 01:08:54,836
So, who's the culprit?
Is it Braden?
956
01:08:54,869 --> 01:08:57,705
Is it Marco?
Is it Keith?
957
01:08:58,773 --> 01:09:00,575
You have three seconds to
answer this question, Braden,
958
01:09:00,608 --> 01:09:02,309
where were you
on the night of March 17th?
959
01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:03,678
You're gonna need to be
960
01:09:03,711 --> 01:09:04,812
quicker, okay,
moving on to Marco.
961
01:09:04,846 --> 01:09:06,446
March 17th, St. Paddy's Day.
962
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,849
I was with
my frisbee golf team,
963
01:09:07,882 --> 01:09:09,517
chugging pitchers
on a parade float.
964
01:09:09,550 --> 01:09:11,184
Hah! I was on a parade float.
965
01:09:11,218 --> 01:09:12,787
Did you have sex?
966
01:09:12,820 --> 01:09:14,789
Nah...
967
01:09:16,390 --> 01:09:18,225
- yeah.
- Oh, my fucking God.
968
01:09:18,258 --> 01:09:21,194
why are we believing
Mr. Dick-Every-Girl-Down?
969
01:09:21,228 --> 01:09:22,830
It's obviously fucking Braden.
970
01:09:22,864 --> 01:09:25,432
Why me? Huh?
Why not magic man here?
971
01:09:25,465 --> 01:09:27,635
He conjures.
I mean, I guess he can
972
01:09:27,669 --> 01:09:29,202
conjure a babe
who fuckin' knows--
973
01:09:29,236 --> 01:09:30,571
then he can conjure
another girl.
974
01:09:30,605 --> 01:09:31,839
Oh, what the fuck, Keith,
Braden literally
975
01:09:31,873 --> 01:09:33,373
calls himself
a clit whisperer.
976
01:09:33,407 --> 01:09:34,876
'Cause it's fuckin' true.
977
01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:36,778
- Mm-hmm.
- Fuckin' Braden.
978
01:09:36,811 --> 01:09:38,478
Fuck you, pipsqueak.
979
01:09:38,513 --> 01:09:39,781
Maybe it's you,
fuck you!
980
01:09:48,756 --> 01:09:52,492
Shall we let the final three
in on our little secret?
981
01:09:54,028 --> 01:09:56,998
Before you were brought here,
Bernadette decided she was
982
01:09:57,031 --> 01:09:58,766
not ready to be a mother.
983
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,969
Not emotionally, not mentally,
not financially.
984
01:10:02,003 --> 01:10:04,271
She went ahead and made
the terminal decision
985
01:10:04,304 --> 01:10:05,907
to have an illegal abortion,
986
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:08,308
and her actions resulted
987
01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:11,445
in her immediate arrest
and pending prosecution.
988
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,649
Fuck yeah.
989
01:10:14,682 --> 01:10:16,349
Now, in the good old US of A,
990
01:10:16,383 --> 01:10:17,885
we have a saying.
991
01:10:17,919 --> 01:10:20,387
Ruthie, can you tell us
what the saying is?
992
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:22,890
It takes two to tango.
993
01:10:22,924 --> 01:10:24,625
And once we expose
994
01:10:24,659 --> 01:10:27,327
whomever was
the reputed father,
995
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,597
he too will face
manslaughter charges
996
01:10:29,630 --> 01:10:31,599
alongside Bernadette!
997
01:10:31,632 --> 01:10:35,402
- What?
- She will not tango alone.
998
01:10:35,435 --> 01:10:36,971
I can't go to jail
for a hookup.
999
01:10:37,004 --> 01:10:40,041
It's time for
the Persecution Round.
1000
01:10:40,074 --> 01:10:42,710
Let's turn our inquiry over
to the home tribunal.
1001
01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:45,312
Folks at home, call 555-1111
1002
01:10:45,345 --> 01:10:47,648
to let us know
who you denounce.
1003
01:10:49,751 --> 01:10:51,986
- Go ahead, caller.
- I'm pretty sure
1004
01:10:52,019 --> 01:10:54,421
Braden did it, he justlooks like a piece of shit.
1005
01:10:54,454 --> 01:10:56,791
- Who the fuck is this?
- I'm just a self-righteous
1006
01:10:56,824 --> 01:10:59,060
asshole that has now beenemboldened by the patriarchy
1007
01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:02,029
and legally enabled to imposemy narrow-minded morality
1008
01:11:02,063 --> 01:11:03,998
on anyoneI damn well please.
1009
01:11:04,031 --> 01:11:06,534
So, your wordor mine, stranger.
1010
01:11:06,567 --> 01:11:08,669
...that's fucking insane.
1011
01:11:08,703 --> 01:11:10,972
Next caller claims
to have a connection
1012
01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:12,774
to one of you!
1013
01:11:12,807 --> 01:11:15,543
Hi, I'm the HR repthat hired Marco
1014
01:11:15,576 --> 01:11:17,979
for our corporate retreat.He swore he could make
1015
01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:20,581
the underwriters disappear,but instead,
1016
01:11:20,615 --> 01:11:22,449
he made my underweardisappear.
1017
01:11:22,482 --> 01:11:23,985
Every last pair.
1018
01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:25,820
Even when I bought new ones.
1019
01:11:25,853 --> 01:11:28,589
I mean,he is a good magician,
1020
01:11:28,623 --> 01:11:30,758
but he's definitely a perv.
1021
01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:33,661
- Abracadabra, loser.
- Oh, you're so damn smug.
1022
01:11:33,694 --> 01:11:36,697
When did you get that T-shirt,
spring break?
1023
01:11:36,731 --> 01:11:39,534
Yes, actually.
1024
01:11:39,567 --> 01:11:42,970
Daytona, where I got COVID
for the whole month of March.
1025
01:11:43,004 --> 01:11:44,739
I was bedridden
the entire time I was there.
1026
01:11:44,772 --> 01:11:48,843
Keith, you evade punishment.
1027
01:11:48,876 --> 01:11:51,779
Keith-It-Reals, you are
released from your witch hunt.
1028
01:11:51,813 --> 01:11:55,415
Your time at "Crucible Island"
has come to an end.
1029
01:11:55,448 --> 01:11:57,685
- Later, bozos.
- Fuck off.
1030
01:12:00,021 --> 01:12:01,823
And then there were two.
1031
01:12:01,856 --> 01:12:04,091
Find out who gets raked
over the fiery coals
1032
01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:07,628
of feticide next time
on "Crucible Island."
1033
01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:23,010
The following program is
1034
01:12:23,044 --> 01:12:24,612
brought to youby VCTV.
1035
01:12:27,882 --> 01:12:31,919
Welcome...
to Vasectopia.
1036
01:12:34,889 --> 01:12:38,425
A place where you can
finally be yourself again.
1037
01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:40,828
Take it away, friends.
1038
01:12:40,862 --> 01:12:43,130
- Come on, let's go!
- Okay!
1039
01:12:43,164 --> 01:12:45,700
♪ Vasectopia's
the place to be ♪
1040
01:12:45,733 --> 01:12:47,535
♪ It's a place
for you and me ♪
1041
01:12:47,568 --> 01:12:50,004
♪ You can't get pregnant
in a place like this ♪
1042
01:12:50,037 --> 01:12:53,473
♪ Let Vasectopia be
your bliss ♪
1043
01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:55,843
Now, what we've learned here
at Vasectopia is that
1044
01:12:55,877 --> 01:12:59,981
men aren't crazy about
unwanted pregnancies either.
1045
01:13:00,014 --> 01:13:01,448
Right, Kevin?
1046
01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:05,019
So we've created a world
where people can
1047
01:13:05,052 --> 01:13:07,955
enjoy their lives
and have as much sex
1048
01:13:07,989 --> 01:13:09,557
as they consent to,
1049
01:13:09,590 --> 01:13:12,960
without the fear
of going to jail.
1050
01:13:12,994 --> 01:13:14,195
And don't forget...
1051
01:13:14,228 --> 01:13:16,797
bodily autonomy.
1052
01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:19,066
♪ In a world
that's dark and sad ♪
1053
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:21,102
♪ Getting pregnant can
be real bad ♪
1054
01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:23,838
Now the government
owns your uterus
1055
01:13:23,871 --> 01:13:26,473
♪ We got a place to hide
that can be your bliss ♪
1056
01:13:27,608 --> 01:13:29,176
Trying to buy contraception
1057
01:13:29,210 --> 01:13:31,979
on the black market
out there in the real world?
1058
01:13:32,013 --> 01:13:34,982
Don't be ridiculous.
1059
01:13:35,016 --> 01:13:36,984
Here, you can get it for free.
1060
01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:40,121
♪ Vasectopia's
the place to be ♪
1061
01:13:40,154 --> 01:13:42,223
♪ It's a place for you
and me ♪
1062
01:13:42,256 --> 01:13:45,092
♪ You can't get pregnant
in a place like this ♪
1063
01:13:45,126 --> 01:13:47,460
♪ Let Vasectopia be
your bliss ♪
1064
01:13:47,494 --> 01:13:49,830
♪ Outside these gates,
you can go to prison ♪
1065
01:13:49,864 --> 01:13:51,999
♪ If a sperm and egg have
some sexy fission ♪
1066
01:13:52,033 --> 01:13:53,768
♪ Doesn't matter
if it's incest, rape ♪
1067
01:13:53,801 --> 01:13:55,703
♪ Or can kill you,
the government owns ♪
1068
01:13:55,736 --> 01:13:57,204
♪ Your body more than you do ♪
1069
01:14:00,141 --> 01:14:02,677
♪ Vasectopia's
the place to be ♪
1070
01:14:02,710 --> 01:14:04,779
♪ It's a place for you
and me ♪
1071
01:14:04,812 --> 01:14:07,480
♪ You can't get pregnant
in a place like this ♪
1072
01:14:07,515 --> 01:14:09,817
♪ Let Vasectopia be
your bliss ♪
1073
01:14:09,850 --> 01:14:12,086
♪ Ding dong ding... ♪
1074
01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:14,622
♪ Vasectopia ♪
1075
01:14:14,655 --> 01:14:16,824
♪ Ding dong ding dong ♪
1076
01:14:16,857 --> 01:14:19,961
♪ Ding dong
ding dong ♪
1077
01:14:19,994 --> 01:14:24,031
And the best part
about Vasectopia is...
1078
01:14:24,065 --> 01:14:26,534
well, it's in the name.
1079
01:14:31,739 --> 01:14:33,808
♪ Come to our doors
and get your snip snip ♪
1080
01:14:33,841 --> 01:14:36,110
♪ In our penis-shaped pool,
you can go for a dip ♪
1081
01:14:36,143 --> 01:14:38,512
♪ We also have
vagina lollipops ♪
1082
01:14:38,546 --> 01:14:41,515
♪ You can lick 'em all day,
and we'll get you off ♪
1083
01:14:41,549 --> 01:14:43,551
♪ Vasectopia's
the place to be ♪
1084
01:14:43,584 --> 01:14:45,786
♪ It's a place for you
and me ♪
1085
01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:48,155
♪ You can't get pregnant
in a place like this ♪
1086
01:14:48,189 --> 01:14:51,792
♪ Let Vasectopia be
your bliss ♪
1087
01:14:51,826 --> 01:14:55,296
Seriously,
why is this only on us?
1088
01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:57,932
♪ You can't get pregnant
in a place like this ♪
1089
01:14:57,965 --> 01:15:00,568
♪ Let Vasectopia be
your bliss ♪
1090
01:15:02,103 --> 01:15:04,105
Vasectopia.
1091
01:15:04,138 --> 01:15:06,107
Join us.
1092
01:15:24,992 --> 01:15:26,961
...would bea monumental decision,
1093
01:15:26,994 --> 01:15:29,663
and we are at the capitolof the last holdout state
1094
01:15:29,697 --> 01:15:31,732
to keep pro-choiceabortion rights
1095
01:15:31,766 --> 01:15:34,635
since the Supreme Courtoverturned Roe v. Wade
1096
01:15:34,668 --> 01:15:38,639
over a decade agoon June 24th, 2022.
1097
01:15:38,672 --> 01:15:40,341
The state has becomea battleground
1098
01:15:40,374 --> 01:15:42,977
for the pro-life movementand politicians.
1099
01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:45,780
Today, the governor is dueto sign the ratification
1100
01:15:45,813 --> 01:15:47,982
presented bythe state senate.
1101
01:15:48,015 --> 01:15:50,251
The announcement could bethe end of this process,
1102
01:15:50,284 --> 01:15:52,119
which has since led to--
1103
01:15:52,153 --> 01:15:54,822
the banning ofabortion rights in 49 states.
1104
01:15:54,855 --> 01:15:57,358
As we wait for the decision,let's go to other--
1105
01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:36,263
...we arelooking out for the unborn.
1106
01:16:36,297 --> 01:16:38,899
Mainstream media want youto believe
1107
01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:40,968
that we aren't pro-women!
1108
01:16:41,001 --> 01:16:42,703
Being pro-life
1109
01:16:42,736 --> 01:16:44,271
and pro-women's rights
1110
01:16:44,305 --> 01:16:46,841
aren't mutually exclusive!
1111
01:17:12,466 --> 01:17:14,735
Oh, God...
1112
01:17:14,768 --> 01:17:17,338
oh, you can do it.
You can do it.
1113
01:17:31,485 --> 01:17:34,388
Is some...
Is someone there?
1114
01:17:46,267 --> 01:17:49,003
Juanita, mi amor,
1115
01:17:49,036 --> 01:17:52,173
cuídate, por favor.
1116
01:17:56,944 --> 01:17:59,747
No.
1117
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:19,066
Hey, Vi.
Lookin' bien as usual.
1118
01:18:19,099 --> 01:18:21,335
Heh, Officer Hall.
1119
01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:26,340
Uh, been busy today.
1120
01:18:26,373 --> 01:18:28,209
Huh.
1121
01:18:28,242 --> 01:18:29,743
- That's all right.
- Yeah.
1122
01:18:29,777 --> 01:18:31,779
I have time.
1123
01:18:31,812 --> 01:18:32,980
Time.
1124
01:18:44,925 --> 01:18:48,762
Ahh, see, this girl has
the whole department crazy.
1125
01:18:48,796 --> 01:18:50,864
You know, I had to work OT
last night because we got
1126
01:18:50,898 --> 01:18:54,468
a tip that she was, you know,
seen a few miles from here.
1127
01:18:54,501 --> 01:18:57,137
I... I hope she's okay.
1128
01:18:57,171 --> 01:19:00,808
Where's your...
your little helper?
1129
01:19:00,841 --> 01:19:03,344
Um...
1130
01:19:03,377 --> 01:19:06,347
Juanita,
she took the day off.
1131
01:19:06,380 --> 01:19:08,215
She went to the capitol.
1132
01:19:08,249 --> 01:19:10,518
Ahh, Juanita.
1133
01:19:10,552 --> 01:19:12,186
I just hope
she's on the right side
1134
01:19:12,219 --> 01:19:14,788
of this mess.
You know, it can be...
1135
01:19:14,822 --> 01:19:17,224
muy malo.
1136
01:19:20,027 --> 01:19:21,328
Coffee's ready.
1137
01:19:21,362 --> 01:19:23,397
Ahh.
1138
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:52,393
Café con leche.
1139
01:19:52,426 --> 01:19:55,262
Yeah, yeah,
that's exactly it.
1140
01:19:57,164 --> 01:19:59,567
- That's how I like it.
- Mm.
1141
01:20:09,343 --> 01:20:11,945
Mmm.
1142
01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:15,082
Too strong?
1143
01:20:15,115 --> 01:20:17,951
Uh, nah, nah, nah,
it's fine.
1144
01:20:17,985 --> 01:20:20,220
It's just fine.
1145
01:20:20,254 --> 01:20:22,423
- Thanks, Vi.
- Mm-hmm.
1146
01:20:32,199 --> 01:20:33,500
- What's up?
- You're not gonna
1147
01:20:33,535 --> 01:20:35,469
believe this.
1148
01:20:37,572 --> 01:20:39,306
Oh, my gosh.
1149
01:20:39,340 --> 01:20:41,375
- Is that--
- We can't.
1150
01:20:41,408 --> 01:20:43,578
- We are fucked.
- I mean, if she makes it,
1151
01:20:43,611 --> 01:20:46,146
what's stopping her
from ratting us out?
1152
01:20:55,289 --> 01:20:57,291
This is the job.
1153
01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:08,035
Please help me.
1154
01:21:24,985 --> 01:21:26,453
Hang on.
1155
01:21:30,190 --> 01:21:32,326
Thank you.
1156
01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,331
Okay.
1157
01:21:37,364 --> 01:21:39,299
It's okay.
1158
01:21:40,735 --> 01:21:42,369
You made it.
1159
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:48,142
We want to help you.
1160
01:21:48,175 --> 01:21:50,177
Shit.
1161
01:21:51,245 --> 01:21:53,347
Ssh.
1162
01:21:53,380 --> 01:21:56,417
Shit... por favor,
1163
01:21:56,450 --> 01:21:58,620
no se vayan,
don't go anywhere.
1164
01:22:15,335 --> 01:22:17,304
I'm stupid, I was, um,
I was in the back.
1165
01:22:17,337 --> 01:22:19,139
- You know--
- That's all right.
1166
01:22:19,173 --> 01:22:21,475
- I left my glasses.
- Ahh.
1167
01:22:24,378 --> 01:22:26,714
Ahh, there.
1168
01:22:43,631 --> 01:22:45,567
Now, I know you don't keep
these cameras just
1169
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,968
to keep an eye
on an empty store.
1170
01:22:53,675 --> 01:22:55,677
Yeah.
1171
01:23:04,318 --> 01:23:06,320
"We have a moral duty
1172
01:23:06,353 --> 01:23:08,422
to disobey an unjust law."
1173
01:23:10,491 --> 01:23:12,694
Our friend said that.
1174
01:23:24,539 --> 01:23:27,074
Breaking news, this just in,
1175
01:23:27,107 --> 01:23:29,309
a decision has been reachedin the landmark
1176
01:23:29,343 --> 01:23:31,211
pro-choice casein the last state
1177
01:23:31,245 --> 01:23:33,447
currently fightingto uphold abortion rights
1178
01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:35,282
in the country.Let's go live
1179
01:23:35,315 --> 01:23:37,084
from the state capitol,where the governor is
1180
01:23:37,117 --> 01:23:39,286
about to announce...
1181
01:23:58,338 --> 01:24:00,107
I knowI'm not hearing you right.
1182
01:24:00,140 --> 01:24:01,743
Come on, really?
1183
01:24:01,776 --> 01:24:04,278
I-I love you, Junie,but this is not
1184
01:24:04,311 --> 01:24:06,681
- what's best for you.
- Okay, um...
1185
01:24:08,348 --> 01:24:11,653
You know what's best for me
and my body, right?
1186
01:24:11,686 --> 01:24:13,453
All right, no,that's not what I'm saying,
1187
01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:15,122
- and you know it.
- Marco,
1188
01:24:15,155 --> 01:24:17,090
you've been
begging me for years
1189
01:24:17,124 --> 01:24:19,493
- to be a cool uncle.
- Yeah, I wanna be
1190
01:24:19,527 --> 01:24:22,429
a cool uncleto a normal kid.
1191
01:24:24,599 --> 01:24:27,367
What's that supposed
to mean, hm?
1192
01:24:27,401 --> 01:24:29,303
IVF is perfectly normal.
1193
01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:32,774
It's not. Do you even knowwhat this procedure is?
1194
01:24:32,807 --> 01:24:35,677
Okay, I-I did research, okay?
1195
01:24:35,710 --> 01:24:38,546
It's not IVF,it's your stem cells.
1196
01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:40,582
What does that even mean?
1197
01:24:40,615 --> 01:24:43,283
This is the government doingwhat they always do...
1198
01:24:43,317 --> 01:24:45,587
Goodbye, Marco, goodbye.
1199
01:24:45,620 --> 01:24:48,155
It's, it's...
1200
01:25:58,593 --> 01:26:01,596
Uncle SAM's IVF Program,
1201
01:26:01,629 --> 01:26:03,363
how can I help you?
1202
01:26:03,397 --> 01:26:05,867
Hi, yes,
Juniper Stone.
1203
01:26:05,900 --> 01:26:08,670
January 15, 1993.
1204
01:26:08,703 --> 01:26:11,204
I need Dr. Evka
immediately.
1205
01:26:11,238 --> 01:26:12,640
Please hold.
1206
01:26:13,841 --> 01:26:15,342
How are you feeling, dear?
1207
01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:16,911
Something's wrong.
1208
01:26:16,944 --> 01:26:20,213
I woke up
this morning, and...
1209
01:26:20,247 --> 01:26:22,917
- my stomach...
- It's perfectly fine.
1210
01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:25,953
This is expected.This is normal.
1211
01:26:25,987 --> 01:26:29,423
I am with you.I see you.
1212
01:26:29,456 --> 01:26:30,958
I wouldn't letanything happen.
1213
01:26:30,992 --> 01:26:33,326
It's very distended.
1214
01:26:34,729 --> 01:26:36,496
I'm concerned.
1215
01:26:36,531 --> 01:26:37,965
Should I go to the hospital?
1216
01:26:37,999 --> 01:26:39,867
Right now,your stem cells are
1217
01:26:39,901 --> 01:26:42,469
fertilizingand growing exponentially.
1218
01:26:42,502 --> 01:26:45,773
As per the process,that was explained to you
1219
01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:47,942
in your contract.
1220
01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:49,577
Unless you did something
1221
01:26:49,610 --> 01:26:51,579
that you were instructednot to do.
1222
01:26:51,612 --> 01:26:53,848
Yes, no-- of course not.
1223
01:26:53,881 --> 01:26:55,650
We are monitoring you.
1224
01:26:57,018 --> 01:26:59,453
Have you been missingyour injections?
1225
01:26:59,486 --> 01:27:01,288
Communicating outsideof the designated
1226
01:27:01,321 --> 01:27:03,423
connection window?
1227
01:27:03,457 --> 01:27:05,560
I don't know
why I'm so bad at that.
1228
01:27:06,861 --> 01:27:08,428
We are the future,
1229
01:27:08,462 --> 01:27:10,665
and the future is perfect.
1230
01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:15,402
Thank you, Dr. Evka.
1231
01:27:26,547 --> 01:27:28,281
You've reached Juniper Stone,
1232
01:27:28,315 --> 01:27:29,784
CEO of Rhino Group Media.
1233
01:27:29,817 --> 01:27:31,485
Please leave a messageafter the beep.
1234
01:27:31,519 --> 01:27:33,521
Junie?
1235
01:27:33,554 --> 01:27:35,288
Please, please, please
1236
01:27:35,322 --> 01:27:37,424
check out the articleI sent you.
1237
01:27:37,457 --> 01:27:39,560
Call me back. Bye.
1238
01:27:39,594 --> 01:27:41,629
Hey, it's Kat.
1239
01:27:41,662 --> 01:27:43,865
Um, my wife's inthe same IVF group as you,
1240
01:27:43,898 --> 01:27:45,867
and she's actingreally weird.
1241
01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:47,969
Are you okay?
1242
01:27:48,002 --> 01:27:49,904
This is Lisafrom Dr. Evka's office.
1243
01:27:49,937 --> 01:27:51,706
I'm callingto remind you that
1244
01:27:51,739 --> 01:27:53,440
you're in a closedcommunication portion
1245
01:27:53,473 --> 01:27:55,342
of your incubation period.
1246
01:28:30,945 --> 01:28:32,814
Dr. Evka's office, please?
1247
01:28:32,847 --> 01:28:36,551
This is wrong.
Something is wrong.
1248
01:28:36,584 --> 01:28:38,485
I...
1249
01:28:38,519 --> 01:28:40,353
I saw something.
1250
01:28:40,387 --> 01:28:41,889
Saw something?
1251
01:28:42,990 --> 01:28:45,425
Do we have to domental health re-evaluation?
1252
01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:46,694
No.
1253
01:28:46,727 --> 01:28:48,863
That's what I thought, dear.
1254
01:28:48,896 --> 01:28:51,364
Our bodies are builtfor this.
1255
01:28:51,398 --> 01:28:54,434
This new life,it's a whole new you.
1256
01:28:54,467 --> 01:28:55,870
A better you.
1257
01:28:55,903 --> 01:28:57,572
You are going to make
1258
01:28:57,605 --> 01:28:59,807
an incredible mother.
1259
01:29:01,175 --> 01:29:03,410
Thank you, Dr. Evka.
1260
01:29:03,443 --> 01:29:06,547
Now, you just haveto let her out.
1261
01:30:14,815 --> 01:30:16,784
How are you feeling, dear?
1262
01:30:24,025 --> 01:30:26,493
Much better.
1263
01:31:11,138 --> 01:31:14,008
♪ Come on, kid,
take a little trip ♪
1264
01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:16,177
♪ You wanna get high
on the east side with ♪
1265
01:31:16,210 --> 01:31:19,180
♪ All the bad kids,
very bad kids ♪
1266
01:31:19,213 --> 01:31:22,016
♪ But the shoe don't fit,
it drops like a brick ♪
1267
01:31:22,049 --> 01:31:24,652
♪ When times get tough,
gets a little rough ♪
1268
01:31:24,685 --> 01:31:27,955
♪ And you just want love
but up comes nothing ♪
1269
01:31:31,192 --> 01:31:33,561
♪ Yeah, up comes nothing ♪
1270
01:31:44,271 --> 01:31:46,907
♪ Push me out ♪
1271
01:31:46,941 --> 01:31:49,043
♪ You know you don't
wanna be lonely, too ♪
1272
01:31:49,076 --> 01:31:51,746
♪ Don't put me down ♪
1273
01:31:51,779 --> 01:31:54,815
♪ Are you ever gonna get
I'm a bad kid, too? ♪
1274
01:31:54,849 --> 01:31:57,151
♪ I guess I'm never
gonna get what I want ♪
1275
01:31:57,184 --> 01:32:00,154
♪ 'Cause all I wanna get
is along with you ♪
1276
01:32:00,187 --> 01:32:02,723
♪ I guess I'm never gonna
get what I want ♪
1277
01:32:02,757 --> 01:32:05,693
♪ 'Cause all I wanna
get is along... ♪
1278
01:32:08,829 --> 01:32:10,931
♪ So, now you've got
to learn how ♪
1279
01:32:10,965 --> 01:32:13,768
♪ To be bad to get down
with the cool crowd, honey ♪
1280
01:32:13,801 --> 01:32:16,604
♪ Going downtown,
backstreets, underground ♪
1281
01:32:16,637 --> 01:32:18,939
♪ Kicking around
with the bad boys ♪
1282
01:32:18,973 --> 01:32:21,809
♪ And when times get tough,
gets a little rough ♪
1283
01:32:21,842 --> 01:32:25,146
♪ And we all need love
but we all get nothing ♪
1284
01:32:27,148 --> 01:32:31,819
♪ Yeah, we all need love
but we all get nothing ♪
1285
01:32:31,852 --> 01:32:34,255
♪ Get out while you can ♪
1286
01:32:34,288 --> 01:32:36,791
♪ Ooh... ♪
1287
01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:39,293
♪ Not everything
that sparkles ♪
1288
01:32:39,326 --> 01:32:42,329
♪ In your eyes is
a crazy diamond ♪
1289
01:32:42,363 --> 01:32:44,999
♪ I'm tired
of making trouble ♪
1290
01:32:45,032 --> 01:32:47,768
♪ Ooh... ♪
1291
01:32:47,802 --> 01:32:53,007
♪ I'm tired
of the same old dances ♪
1292
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:56,811
♪ So let's get out
while we can ♪
1293
01:32:56,844 --> 01:33:00,081
♪ So come on, kid,
take a little trip ♪
1294
01:33:00,114 --> 01:33:02,750
♪ You wanna get high
on the east side with ♪
1295
01:33:02,783 --> 01:33:05,653
♪ All the bad kids,
very bad kids ♪
1296
01:33:05,686 --> 01:33:08,622
♪ But the shoe don't fit,
the shoe don't fit ♪
1297
01:33:08,656 --> 01:33:10,758
♪ The shoe don't fit ♪
1298
01:33:11,992 --> 01:33:15,029
♪ I'm an asshole, baby ♪
1299
01:33:15,062 --> 01:33:17,064
♪ But I'm an asshole, too ♪
1300
01:33:17,098 --> 01:33:19,300
- ♪ What do you want? ♪
- ♪ I'm an asshole, baby ♪
1301
01:33:19,333 --> 01:33:22,203
- ♪ Why do you care? ♪
- ♪ I'm an asshole, too ♪
1302
01:33:22,236 --> 01:33:24,405
Well,if you ever find yourself
1303
01:33:24,438 --> 01:33:27,274
hopelessand without love,
1304
01:33:27,308 --> 01:33:29,844
always knowhappiness could be
1305
01:33:29,877 --> 01:33:31,779
waiting for youout there.
1306
01:33:33,447 --> 01:33:36,083
The wrong crowd could bethe right one for you,
1307
01:33:36,117 --> 01:33:38,886
so don't be blue.
1308
01:33:38,919 --> 01:33:41,722
Sooner or later,it will all make sense.
1309
01:33:42,456 --> 01:33:44,725
Just take some of these.
1310
01:33:50,331 --> 01:33:52,366
♪ I'm an asshole, baby ♪
1311
01:33:52,399 --> 01:33:55,035
- ♪ Why do you care? ♪
- ♪ I'm an asshole, too ♪
1312
01:33:55,069 --> 01:33:57,738
- ♪ What do you want? ♪
- ♪ I'm an asshole, baby ♪
1313
01:33:57,771 --> 01:34:00,341
- ♪ Why do you care? ♪
- Just take some of these.
1314
01:34:06,113 --> 01:34:08,182
♪ Push me out ♪
1315
01:34:08,215 --> 01:34:11,051
♪ You know you don't
wanna be lonely, too ♪
1316
01:34:11,085 --> 01:34:14,088
♪ Don't put me down ♪
1317
01:34:35,743 --> 01:34:37,311
♪ You say you never
cross the line ♪
1318
01:34:37,344 --> 01:34:39,813
♪ With your makeup all fine
all the time ♪
1319
01:34:39,847 --> 01:34:41,315
♪ Listen to them,
and they'll do it ♪
1320
01:34:41,348 --> 01:34:43,717
♪ To the nines,
never steal it ♪
1321
01:34:43,751 --> 01:34:45,319
♪ For yourself
and say it's fine ♪
1322
01:34:45,352 --> 01:34:48,289
♪ Just sit there
and pretend you don't mind ♪
1323
01:34:48,322 --> 01:34:50,891
♪ Mm, mm ♪
1324
01:34:50,925 --> 01:34:53,360
♪ Mmmm ♪
1325
01:34:53,394 --> 01:34:56,297
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1326
01:34:56,330 --> 01:34:58,265
♪ Uh-huh ♪
1327
01:34:59,767 --> 01:35:02,336
♪ This time
you sit in silence ♪
1328
01:35:02,369 --> 01:35:05,172
♪ Watching everyone else
go right ♪
1329
01:35:05,206 --> 01:35:08,008
♪ Cry to yourself
and whine ♪
1330
01:35:08,042 --> 01:35:10,945
♪ Just please remember
you're trying ♪
1331
01:35:10,978 --> 01:35:14,081
♪ And you feel it
in your gut ♪
1332
01:35:14,114 --> 01:35:16,917
♪ The pain
you don't know what ♪
1333
01:35:16,951 --> 01:35:19,353
♪ Whatever's
bringing you down ♪
1334
01:35:19,386 --> 01:35:21,922
♪ Just enough to stop
you say you never ♪
1335
01:35:21,956 --> 01:35:23,525
♪ Cross the line
with your makeup all fine ♪
1336
01:35:23,558 --> 01:35:25,859
♪ All the time
listen to them ♪
1337
01:35:25,893 --> 01:35:27,995
♪ And they'll do it
to the nines ♪
1338
01:35:28,028 --> 01:35:30,497
♪ Never steal it for yourself
and say it's fine ♪
1339
01:35:30,532 --> 01:35:33,334
♪ Just sit there
and pretend you don't mind ♪
1340
01:35:33,367 --> 01:35:36,036
♪ Mm, mm ♪
1341
01:35:36,070 --> 01:35:38,772
♪ Mmmm ♪
1342
01:35:38,806 --> 01:35:41,775
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1343
01:35:41,809 --> 01:35:43,777
♪ Uh-huh ♪
1344
01:35:43,811 --> 01:35:46,413
♪ And this time, you won't
pretend you don't mind ♪
1345
01:35:47,982 --> 01:35:50,484
♪ Time to let 'em all
see you redefined ♪
1346
01:35:50,518 --> 01:35:53,187
♪ And this time, you won't
pretend you don't mind ♪
1347
01:35:53,220 --> 01:35:55,189
♪ Time to let 'em all
see you... ♪
1348
01:35:55,222 --> 01:35:57,191
♪ Love... ♪
1349
01:35:57,224 --> 01:35:59,093
♪ You say you never
cross the line ♪
1350
01:35:59,126 --> 01:36:01,862
♪ With your makeup all fine
all the time ♪
1351
01:36:01,895 --> 01:36:04,498
♪ Listen to them
and go do it to the nines ♪
1352
01:36:04,532 --> 01:36:07,234
♪ But this time, you won't
pretend you don't mind ♪
1353
01:36:07,268 --> 01:36:10,137
♪ Never steal it for yourself
and say it's fine ♪
1354
01:36:10,170 --> 01:36:12,940
♪ Never sit there
and pretend you're all right ♪
1355
01:36:12,973 --> 01:36:16,076
♪ Never sitting there
in silence ♪
1356
01:36:16,110 --> 01:36:18,513
♪ 'Cause this time's
a different time ♪
1357
01:36:18,546 --> 01:36:22,349
♪ Gonna let 'em
all see you redefined ♪
1358
01:36:22,383 --> 01:36:25,119
♪ And cross the line ♪
1359
01:36:37,398 --> 01:36:40,034
♪ Put it in my pussy
and run ♪
1360
01:36:40,067 --> 01:36:43,103
♪ But if you run
then that's no fun ♪
1361
01:36:43,137 --> 01:36:45,507
♪ 'Cause if it's gonna be
tough on me ♪
1362
01:36:45,540 --> 01:36:48,342
♪ You shouldn't be the one
that gets it for free ♪
1363
01:36:48,375 --> 01:36:50,878
♪ Down to fuck!
Down to fuck! ♪
1364
01:36:50,911 --> 01:36:53,447
♪ Hey, hey,
I'm down to fuck! ♪
1365
01:36:53,480 --> 01:36:56,250
♪ Down to fuck!
Down to fuck! ♪
1366
01:36:56,283 --> 01:36:58,852
♪ Hey, hey,
who's down to fuck? ♪
1367
01:37:09,963 --> 01:37:12,433
♪ I love dick
but no baby ♪
1368
01:37:12,466 --> 01:37:15,069
♪ I love dick but no baby ♪
1369
01:37:15,102 --> 01:37:17,605
♪ If you gimme the dick
and give me a baby ♪
1370
01:37:17,639 --> 01:37:20,307
♪ Take the baby
and let me be me ♪
1371
01:37:20,341 --> 01:37:23,010
♪ Down to fuck!
Down to fuck! ♪
1372
01:37:23,043 --> 01:37:25,446
♪ Hey, hey,
I'm down to fuck! ♪
1373
01:37:25,479 --> 01:37:28,248
♪ Down to fuck!
Down to fuck! ♪
1374
01:37:28,282 --> 01:37:30,585
♪ Hey, hey,
who's down to fuck? ♪
1375
01:37:30,618 --> 01:37:33,354
♪ Down to fuck-- hey!
down to fuck-- hey! ♪
1376
01:37:33,387 --> 01:37:35,956
♪ Hey, hey,
I'm down to fuck! ♪
1377
01:37:35,989 --> 01:37:38,425
♪ Down to fuck-- hey!
down to fuck-- hey! ♪
1378
01:37:38,459 --> 01:37:41,061
♪ Hey, hey,
who's down to fuck? ♪
1379
01:37:51,405 --> 01:37:54,041
♪ 2022 and birth control ♪
1380
01:37:54,074 --> 01:37:56,644
♪ PMS, estrogen,
I control ♪
1381
01:37:56,678 --> 01:37:59,146
♪ Fuck the nine,
and their cohort ♪
1382
01:37:59,179 --> 01:38:01,448
♪ They have a body
and nothing to abort ♪
1383
01:38:01,482 --> 01:38:03,951
♪ Down to fuck-- hey!
down to fuck-- hey! ♪
1384
01:38:03,984 --> 01:38:06,420
♪ Hey, hey,
I'm down to fuck! ♪
1385
01:38:06,453 --> 01:38:09,022
♪ Down to fuck-- hey!
down to fuck-- hey! ♪
1386
01:38:09,056 --> 01:38:12,326
♪ Hey, hey,
who's down to fuck? ♪
1387
01:38:12,359 --> 01:38:13,695
Oh, one-two!
1388
01:38:25,172 --> 01:38:26,641
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1389
01:38:27,709 --> 01:38:29,243
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1390
01:38:30,477 --> 01:38:31,979
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1391
01:38:33,515 --> 01:38:36,518
♪ Got it wasted
so I'm on my own ♪
1392
01:38:36,551 --> 01:38:38,720
♪ Don't need to tell me
what I already know ♪
1393
01:38:38,753 --> 01:38:41,488
♪ A broken smile
and broken bones ♪
1394
01:38:41,523 --> 01:38:43,625
♪ Don't need to tell you
that nothing here ♪
1395
01:38:43,658 --> 01:38:45,660
♪ Is wrong ♪
1396
01:38:45,693 --> 01:38:47,961
♪ So you think
you know better? ♪
1397
01:38:47,995 --> 01:38:50,565
♪ Think I know
nothing at all ♪
1398
01:38:50,598 --> 01:38:53,233
♪ I'm so, so fed up ♪
1399
01:38:53,267 --> 01:38:55,469
♪ With you and your kind ♪
1400
01:38:55,502 --> 01:38:58,205
♪ You think
you know the truth ♪
1401
01:38:58,238 --> 01:39:00,675
♪ But you don't
look behind ♪
1402
01:39:00,708 --> 01:39:03,377
♪ Has it occurred to you ♪
1403
01:39:03,410 --> 01:39:05,747
♪ That we don't even mind? ♪
1404
01:39:05,780 --> 01:39:08,583
♪ Don't need no help
from no other ♪
1405
01:39:08,616 --> 01:39:11,285
♪ I got it covered
in glitter ♪
1406
01:39:11,318 --> 01:39:13,621
♪ I'll see the stars
from the gutter ♪
1407
01:39:19,594 --> 01:39:22,129
♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
1408
01:39:22,162 --> 01:39:24,732
♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
1409
01:39:24,766 --> 01:39:28,268
♪ Got a reckless heart,
I'm not slowing down ♪
1410
01:39:28,302 --> 01:39:30,237
♪ What are you waiting for?
Let's crash this town ♪
1411
01:39:30,270 --> 01:39:33,140
♪ A broken heart
a messed-up mind ♪
1412
01:39:33,173 --> 01:39:37,110
♪ Don't need to tell you
that we won't be just fine ♪
1413
01:39:37,144 --> 01:39:39,346
♪ So you think
you know better? ♪
1414
01:39:39,379 --> 01:39:42,115
♪ You got it all
figured out ♪
1415
01:39:42,149 --> 01:39:44,418
♪ I'm so, so fed up ♪
1416
01:39:44,451 --> 01:39:46,788
♪ With you and your kind ♪
1417
01:39:46,821 --> 01:39:49,591
♪ You think
you know the truth ♪
1418
01:39:49,624 --> 01:39:51,759
♪ But you don't
look behind ♪
1419
01:39:51,793 --> 01:39:54,596
♪ Has it occurred to you ♪
1420
01:39:54,629 --> 01:39:57,064
♪ That we don't
ever mind? ♪
1421
01:39:57,097 --> 01:40:00,133
♪ Don't need no help
from no other ♪
1422
01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:02,604
♪ I got covered
in glitter ♪
1423
01:40:02,637 --> 01:40:05,205
♪ I see the stars
from the gutter ♪
1424
01:40:14,281 --> 01:40:16,283
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1425
01:40:21,789 --> 01:40:24,291
♪ So you think
you know better? ♪
1426
01:40:24,324 --> 01:40:26,694
♪ You got it all
figured out ♪
1427
01:40:26,728 --> 01:40:29,363
♪ I'm so, so fed up ♪
1428
01:40:29,396 --> 01:40:31,833
♪ With you and your kind ♪
1429
01:40:31,866 --> 01:40:34,602
♪ You think
you know the truth ♪
1430
01:40:34,636 --> 01:40:37,104
♪ But you don't
look behind ♪
1431
01:40:37,137 --> 01:40:39,774
♪ Has it occurred to you ♪
1432
01:40:39,807 --> 01:40:42,442
♪ That we don't
ever mind? ♪
1433
01:40:42,476 --> 01:40:44,846
♪ So you think
you know better? ♪
1434
01:40:44,879 --> 01:40:47,582
♪ You got it all
figured out ♪
1435
01:40:47,615 --> 01:40:49,817
♪ I'm so, so fed up ♪
1436
01:40:49,851 --> 01:40:52,486
♪ With you and your lies ♪
1437
01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:55,155
♪ Don't need no help
from no other ♪
1438
01:40:55,188 --> 01:40:57,692
♪ I got covered
in glitter ♪
1439
01:40:57,725 --> 01:41:00,562
♪ I see the stars
from the gutter ♪
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