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MUSIC: 'Place To Be'
by Nick Drake
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? When I was young
Younger than before
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? I never saw the truth
Hanging from the door
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? And now I'm older
I see it face to face
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? And now I'm older
Gotta get up, clean the place... ?
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JOY: Lots of messages coming in
on today's hot topic...
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...Linda's Ledgers.
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Her list of every, single chore
she's done
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and how long it took her
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that came up at yesterday's trial.
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What did it make you feel?
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Did it make you think about
who does what in your home?
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Are you someone who's angry about
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all the time you've spent
doing it all?
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Or...
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...are you somebody who enjoys it?
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Is the distribution
of household labour
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a bone of contention in your home?
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Does the government
need to get involved?
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Would you, the British taxpayer,
be happy to pay domestic benefits
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to the person doing it all?
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Or does the idea fill you with rage?
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Late for your first shift.
Not a good start, Town Mouse.
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Mm.
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It seems our Eel Queen
continues to cause mayhem.
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I've told you,
it's nothing to do with me.
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Urgh...! Is that really
the most humane way of killing them?
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They're calling you the Mick Lynch
of dusting, Town Mouse.
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Yeah. Riling the women folk
right up, you are.
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Well, they wouldn't even
know about it
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if you hadn't put me on trial.
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No.
I refuse to be some poster girl
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for some kind of
anti-housework cult.
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Ah, the reluctant messiah.
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Now, they're always
the best leaders, right?
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Mm-hm, yeah.
Oh...
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Ooph!
Hot flush?
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Yes. It's the stress.
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Ain't not got your menopause magnet
down your pants today, then, no?
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No.
I can't wear it in here,
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because of all the pots and pans
and knives.
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SHE CHORTLES
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Hm, hey.
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Oh...
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WOMAN ON RADIO:
In fact, I've had enough.
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Anyway, so I said to our John that
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either I start getting paid
for doing everything,
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or I ain't doing it no more.
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And he says we're a team,
and that his job is fitting windows,
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and that my job is doing
all the house and kid stuff.
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Which made my blood boil
because I'm a barrister
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and earn much more than him.
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So I says to him, "Why don't you
add up how much it would cost you
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"to pay all these
different professionals
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"to do all the bollocks I do for you
and come back with a figure?"
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So he comes back with a figure,
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and no amount of window fitting
is gonna cover it, Joy.
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So we comes to an agreement,
which is him doing his fucking bit.
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And how's that working out?
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Well, it isn't, is it?
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Cos he cleaned the toilet, then
cleaned the cabinet mirror after
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with the same cloth he used
to clean the toilet with.
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So the mirror was a smeary mess
of wee and pubes.
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Which I then had to clean again.
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And that made me late for court,
and I got a big murder case on.
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So what's the solution, Beth?
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I don't fucking know, Joy.
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All I know is that
I'm now writing everything down
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in my own Linda's Ledger.
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Well, keep us posted, Beth.
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Dave is on line three.
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Shoot, Dave.
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You women just want us men castrated
in public, don't you?
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You think that'd be a good idea.
Mm.
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You can't just keep calling in
and saying that, Dave.
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Give my love to Cheryl.
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Kev is on line four.
Come on, Kev, don't let me down.
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Divvy up household chores equally
between men and women.
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The less time women spend
doing chores,
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the more time they'll have
doing their proper jobs,
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and that will boost the economy.
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Mm! Good call, Kev.
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So, are you gonna
pull your socks up?
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Nah.
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Right.
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Give my love to Susie.
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Well, that's it for today.
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Until tomorrow...
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...je suis Linda.
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DOOR BELL DINGS
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We're women, Linda.
This is what we do.
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It's what we've always done.
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What makes you so bloody special?
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Nothing, that's what.
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So stop whingeing and moaning
about being a woman and come home.
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MUSIC PLAYS
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Goooooooood...
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...morning, Forest of Dean!
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News just in.
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The new road and development
has been halted indefinitely
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due to a lack of funds.
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That is a travesty!
An absolute travesty!
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My starlings lost their home.
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They've got nothing.
Nothing!
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Not only have I lost
my beloved tree,
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I've also lost
my most prized possession.
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SHE TURNS THE RADIO OFF
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Father Watkins' bible...
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...Malleus Maleficarum.
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Whoever you are...
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...you have until midday tomorrow
to return it.
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His daughters rejected it,
mocked his nightly readings,
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and then began
their witches' supper.
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Shame on them!
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Which brings me round
to today's subject...
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...ungrateful women.
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First, they hijack our Eel Festival.
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Now, they want a medal
for doing the bloody ironing!
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Our boys on the frontline
do their own ironing
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and then kill people.
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Do they get a medal for it?
I mean, yeah, they do.
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But not for the ironing.
That's my point.
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Makes one wonder,
doesn't it, gentlemen?
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The recent eel endangerment
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hot on the heels
of the womanised Eel Festival
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and Linda's Ledgers.
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I also hear that two of
the Mother Tree's tree fellers
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haven't been able
to achieve an erection since.
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Coincidence? Or a curse?
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All this...
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...recent phallic-themed
endangerment
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has given me the willies.
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So, lock up your cucumbers
and your stinkhorns
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before they droop, too.
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Back after this.
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MUSIC PLAYS
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I'm, er...
I'm going to Turkey tomorrow.
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Package holiday with the kids?
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No.
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Turkish hair transplant.
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Turkey hair?
Don't they have feathers?
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Turkish.
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Turkish hair.
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What is Turkish hair again?
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Oh, I've heard of a Turkish bath.
Turkish Delight.
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Is it like regular hair, but with
a light dusting of icing sugar?
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Lads, lads, lads,
it's where I'm going to get it done.
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Turkey's the, er,
cosmetic surgery mecca.
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You know, bums, boobs, faces, teeth,
hair transplants.
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Penis enlargements.
Hm.
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Just the hair, is it, Steve?
That's right.
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The rest of me is unimprovable.
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How's Lin's treatment going, Steve?
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What treatment?
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Her cancer treatment.
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She hasn't got cancer, Jerry.
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You said she had cancer.
Jerry, for fuck's sake, man,
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have you thought all this time
Lin had cancer?
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He made it all up because
he felt humiliated by her leaving.
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Come on, Jer.
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So she hasn't got cancer?
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But me and the kids
ran a half-marathon for her.
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Squeezed water out of cloth,
30 seconds.
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Pig Man's cloth
brings all the girls to the yard.
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I love housework.
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I used to do everything.
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And would your ex-wife agree?
Oh, a hundred percent.
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She did fuck all.
Oh, well done, you.
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I'm just saying I did my bit.
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Oh...!
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I've really annoyed myself thinking
more of you for doing the housework.
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And I wouldn't have thought that
if you were a woman.
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We make such a fuss of guys
for doing, like, the bare minimum.
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"Dave's such an incredible father,
he did the school run last week."
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"Bob did the kids' tea
last Thursday.
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"Used every pot in the house, and
didn't wash up, but he did the tea.
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"Love Bob, he's such a ledge."
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"Oh, did you hear
Adam changed Tilly's nappy?
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"Give him the Nobel Prize!"
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Special recipe, just for you.
Oooh.
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Rose coffee...
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Well, it's not that bad, is it?
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You said you loved
the smell of roses.
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No, I do, I do.
Thank you.
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My mum had this...
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She wore this rose talc.
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And, er, it would always
be all over the bathroom floor.
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Do you ever feel like
you're just pretending?
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How do you mean?
To be happy.
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Being here is, like, the first time,
I think, in my whole life
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I've ever felt like
I belonged somewhere.
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SHE SCOFFS
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Every family photo,
I looked like just some random kid
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that had just wandered into shot.
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But it's not just the people, though.
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It's the place.
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I feel really rooted here.
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Follow the mushrooms, Linda.
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The mushrooms?
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They're what led me here,
I'm sure of it.
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CHATTER
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Oh!
Can we have a word...
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...about Linda's Ledgers,
please, Linda?
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How long have you been there for?
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It's just does...
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WHISPERS: ..does sex...
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...go in the chore ledger, Linda?
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Sorry, does what
go in the chore ledger?
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WHISPERS: Sex.
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And not just the main act, neither.
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What about the hand jobs,
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and the mouth jobs,
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and the bum jobs?
Mm.
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I can't answer that for you, Judith.
Only you can answer that.
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Did you put all your hand jobs,
and mouth jobs, and bum jobs
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in your Linda's Ledger, Linda?
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I don't...
I don't talk about my private life.
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I don't know
what the chore ledger rules are.
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Just if it felt like a chore,
then I put it in.
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Thank you.
Ah...
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Thank you, Linda.
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I shall amend my
Janet's Linda's Ledger accordingly.
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No, it's...
And I'll pass that on to the others.
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It's not Janet's Linda's Ledger,
it's just...
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And I shall amend my
Judith's Linda's Ledger, too.
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No, it's just Judith's Ledger.
It's not Judith's Linda's Ledger.
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See? I told you.
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If it feels like a chore,
then it goes in.
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That's the rule.
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If it feels...
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...like a chore...
...like a chore...
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...then it goes in.
...then it goes in.
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That's the rule.
That's the rule.
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Thank you, Linda.
Thank you, Linda.
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We'll see the girls immediately.
We'll see the girls.
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Oh, there aren't any rules.
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That's not what I was saying.
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Can I backdate
my Sarah's Linda's Ledger, Linda?
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Is smiling at him a chore, Linda?
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Do I put that down
in my June's Linda's Ledger?
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How do we start
taking the time back, Linda?
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Do we put double time down
if we do two chores at once,
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or put them in separately, Linda?
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I often multi-task, like most women,
a hand job whilst ironing,
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dusting and stripping...
I don't know!
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Does enthusiastically listening
to him
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talking about himself all the time
go in, Linda?
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What does our sign say, Linda?
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"Serving eels and mash to men"?
Yeah, exactly.
250
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,319
Men come here
to get away from their women.
251
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,959
It's not where wives come to get
hand job and housework advice.
252
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,200
Get rid of them Linda,
or we'll get rid of you.
253
00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:37,519
Sorry, is that supposed to be
the eel speaking,
254
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,959
cos I can see your lips move.
Get rid!
255
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,639
It's not my fault!
I don't know why they're here!
256
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,079
Is listening to his work stories
over and over a chore?
257
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,879
What about laughing at their jokes?
258
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,719
How much shall we charge for that,
Linda?
259
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,239
And Judith told us that hand jobs,
mouth jobs, and bum jobs
260
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,199
are all charged differently.
Sort it, Linda!
261
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,799
Yeah, Linda.
262
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,679
It's your final warning.
263
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,319
Move! Move! Move! Move!
264
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,799
THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
I don't know!
265
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,559
I don't know!
266
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,719
BARRAGE OF QUESTIONS
267
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,919
QUESTIONS CONTINUE
268
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,279
Women, please, go home!
269
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,920
Leave me out of your bum jobs!
270
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,279
WOMEN SHOUT QUESTIONS
271
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,560
TABLETS RATTLE
272
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,960
CALL ALERT TUNE PLAYS
273
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,279
Oh, hello, Martin.
274
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,290
Well, your mum's not dead yet,
if that's why you're ringing.
275
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,440
But you never wanted kids.
276
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,840
ROWDY CHATTER
277
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,320
Oh...
278
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,159
Eczema?
Lice.
279
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,959
Oh, God!
280
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,479
Get some shampoo.
281
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,600
No, I like the company.
Eh?
282
00:20:08,601 --> 00:20:11,759
No, it's a lonely old world
out there, Linda.
283
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,519
Sorry?
284
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,279
You're actively hosting lice
to make you feel less alone?
285
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,810
Yeah, well, they remind me
that I've got feelings.
286
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,599
Itchiness isn't a feeling.
287
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,200
It's a symptom, Tony,
of having your blood sucked.
288
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,879
Well, it's more than
a lot of men my age are getting.
289
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,719
HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
290
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,999
Some of these poor bastards
round here
291
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,199
ain't even getting sucked by lice.
292
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,919
Scratching isn't a substitute
for intimacy.
293
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,639
Well, then, you're obviously
not doing it properly.
294
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,199
Tone...
295
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,799
...come on.
296
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,519
I've got friends
in co-dependent relationships.
297
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,000
But this?
298
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,159
They're literally feeding off you,
Tony.
299
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:59,590
You're their literal life source.
Yeah, nice to be needed, isn't it?
300
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,090
We all need a purpose in life,
Linda.
301
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,320
Oh...!
302
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,039
CAR DRAWS UP
303
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,799
ENGINE STOPS
304
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,560
CAR DOOR OPENS
305
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,720
CAR DOOR CLOSES
306
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,040
DOOR BURSTS OPEN
Aarrgghh...!
307
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,760
Siobhain, what the fu...?
308
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,599
You've come in the Corsa!
309
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,559
Why are you wearing
Steve's leathers?
310
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,399
I'm taking some time back
for myself, Linda.
311
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,159
Where's the toilet?
312
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,240
I'm not shitting in a bush.
Not with my guts.
313
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,319
Oh, fu...!
314
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:46,919
? Oh, Sally, my dear
It's you I'd be kissing
315
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:51,920
? She smiled and replied
"You don't know what you're missing"
316
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:04,319
? Oh, Sally, my dear
I wish I could wed you
317
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:08,840
? Oh, Sally, my dear
I wish I could bed you... ?
318
00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:13,440
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