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You're 50 now.
Any irritability or rage?
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Nothing unjustified.
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Sounds like the
menopause to me, Linda.
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I've spent most of my life putting
other people's needs before my own.
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I'm not gonna do that for a
bit and it feels so great.
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Well, that's gonna
ruffle some feathers.
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We're women, Linda!
This is what we do!
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It's what we've always done.
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Who the fuck are you?
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She said, "Who the fuck are you?"
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I'm Steve, Linda's husband,
father to her two children.
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But I'm also a man in my own right.
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Come on, Linda. Let's go. Time's up.
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My time's not up.
I've only used 40,320 minutes.
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You and your bloody ledger!
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Children? Husband? Ledger?
Whose Ledger?
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Is that jam?
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Wow. I wouldn't have put
you two together at all.
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I've had enough of this shit!
No! Carm! No!
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Come back. No way! No!
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Oh, you've done it now, Linda.
I knew it.
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Never trust a lone woman,
with an abnormal gait.
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Where have you got a ledger?
He just means my chore ledger.
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What is it, though?
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It's one of these. A tree?
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No. The trunk. The...
When it's been felled.
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Log. Yes! Log! Thank you, a log.
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Take that cloak off, Linda.
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Eh? Take that fucking cloak off.
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No. I'm still Eel Queen.
Not with two kids, you ain't.
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HE SCOFFS
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Something's changed.
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And it's why I came here...
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To find myself.
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Oh, what a load
of old hippy dippy cobblers.
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And you need to find
yourself, as well, Steve.
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I know who I am, Linda,
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and it isn't a hippy dippy cobbler.
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Look, I'm sorry, OK, but
it was an innocent lie.
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God was right. All women are evil.
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Oh, did anybody else know?
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Nope. Nay.
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You've gone very quiet, Pig Man.
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Cat got your tongue?
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Linda's sister popped
by and filled me in.
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That mouthy cunt
with the pink jacket?
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I don't recall what
colour her jacket was.
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Take the cloak off!
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Get off me! Get off!
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What happened, Pig Man?
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You were supposed
to be standing guard over the tree.
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I tried to hold it in.
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Hang on. Hold what in?
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SHE GASPS
Oh!
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When you've gotta go,
you've gotta go.
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Once an eel has
embarked on its final journey,
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it cannot return back upstream.
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My starlings have lost their home
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because Pig Man needed a shit?
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I... Oh, I've heard enough of this.
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MUSIC: Witches' Rave
by Jeff Buckley
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? You sound just like a scream
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? I don't know what you mean
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? Your witchcraft's all around me
In your ragged pagan scene
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? You tell me all the ways around
my garden that you like
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? I float just like a bubble heading
for a spike
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? All is well between the breasts of
passenger and slave
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? I'll never make it out alive
to join the witches' rave... ?
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CROWS SQUAWK
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Yes, all right. All right.
One at a time, my friends.
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Missed me, sis? I always do.
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Right. Better fill me in then,
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cos all the birds
were shouting at once.
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Who's Linda?
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? I try to keep all hidden
when you come around
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? Oh no, the sight of broomsticks
sliding on the ground... ?
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Byeeeee.
LAUGHS
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? 'Cause I feel so collectible. ?
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Where is she? Where's Lina?
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She's still...
CAR DOOR SLAMS
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...finding herself.
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Oh, you gullible dick, Steve.
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Not now, Siobhain.
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When are you gonna
a grow a pair, eh, you cuckold?
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That's what you are!
A weak, jam-faced cuckold!
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Right. You're a big girls' blouse!
Yeah.
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When are we gonna
see a little bit less of this?
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A little bit more of this, eh?
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A little bit more of this, Steve?
That's out of order, that is.
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Eh? A little bit more of that!
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Those bloody ledgers.
When are we gonna see it, though?
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Leave it! You're a wet blanket!
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Who... Who're you?
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Who the fuck do you think I am?
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Er... Another Eel Sister? Oooh.
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Well done, Columbo.
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Oh, I love Columbo. I'm Linda.
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Yeah. Birds told me who you are.
Birds?
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Word of advice, all right,
lie to me, A, I will know,
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B, I will put a hex on you,
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and C, it will work.
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Oh, OK. Can I get past? No! No!
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You're an outcast till
your town trial tomorrow.
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I'm on trial? Hm.
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You can sleep in the woods.
Forest rules.
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This is ridiculous.
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You can't run me out of town.
This isn't the Wild West.
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Glamping is all the rave now.
Rage. What?
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She said rave. It's rage.
It doesn't matter.
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Shut up! And take that cloak off!
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I have told you...
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...I'm not taking it...
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METAL CLUNKS
...oof!
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THUD
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SHE GASPS
Oh! Argh!
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Ugh, fuck!
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Not again.
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You coming or what?
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CROWS SQUAWK
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Good luck, T. Thanks for that.
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Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone.
BOOING
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It's ridiculous. Absolutely
ridiculous.
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BOOING SUBSIDES
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Very witch trially. Very East Anglia,
1645.
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Ooh! Where's your hat,
Matthew Hopkins?
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Who's Matthew Hopkins?
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Isn't that Katie's brother?
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OK. Welcome, everyone.
Let's get this trial underway.
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Would the court rise for Judge Joy?
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SPEAKING OVER RADIO
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SHAKY NOTE PLAYS
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Please be seated.
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Linda, please place your hand on
the Forest Laws and Privileges...
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...and read this card.
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"I solemnly declare that I,
Linda Jane Jenkins,
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"shall speak the truth, the whole
truth
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"and nothing but the truth, so
help me The Forest."
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You may be seated. Oh.
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Linda Jane Jenkins,
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you are accused
of maternal deception,
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of lying to the town about your true
identity as a mother
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and wrongfully accepting
the role of Eel Queen.
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CROWD MURMURS LOUDLY
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We will now hear from
Agnes and Theresa Watkins.
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SHE DIALS PHONE NUMBER
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RINGING
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It's ringing.
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PHONE RINGS
Right.
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Let's do it. Ahem.
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Ah. Good morning, Agnes and Theresa.
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Good morning, Judge Joy. Good
morning, Judge Joy.
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Good morning, Agnes and Theresa.
Good morning, Agnes and Theresa.
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Good morning, Verderer. Good
morning, Verderer.
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Good morning, Janet. Good morning,
Janet.
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ALL: Good morning, Agnes and Theresa.
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Good morning, everyone. Good
morning, everyone.
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Good morning, er, Agnes and Theresa.
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CROWD EXCLAIMS, GASPS
No.
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No.
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What have I said?
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On July thirteenth, at 15.17 hours,
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during a conversation regarding
the rental of
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the caravan, did Linda or did she
not deny having children?
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She did.
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MURMURING
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How? We asked her if she had any
pets or children,
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and she said... no.
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MURMURING
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Lying bastard.
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Right. Jumping forward to
the Festival eve
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and a conversation regarding
fertility.
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Did the defendant, at any point,
say
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that she did NOT have children?
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She said that women shouldn't have
to explain that
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they did or did not have children,
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and that she had not met
the right person.
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Yeah. Implication being that her
did not have children.
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MURMURING
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That concludes my questions.
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Thank you, Agnes and Theresa.
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Thank you, Judge Joy. Thank you,
Judge Joy.
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Goodbye, Agnes and Theresa.
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Goodbye, Judge Joy. Goodbye, Judge
Joy.
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Goodbye, everyone. Goodbye, everyone.
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ALL: Goodbye, Agnes and Theresa.
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Cheers, mate. Well done, sis.
Well done.
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I understand that you will be
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representing yourself today, Linda.
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Obviously, yeah.
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MURMURING, GASPING
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What would you like to say?
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Right. Well, if people knew that I
was married with children,
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they would treat me differently
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and they would ask me
different questions,
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none about myself.
And they would judge me
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for being a selfish wife and mother.
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Oh, boo-hoo!
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Boo-hoo?
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Come on, Jim, let her speak.
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You wouldn't get it, and never will.
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When women get married
and have children
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and when we don't have careers
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and when we don't have something
that's just for us, it's very easy
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for us to lose sight of who we are
and what we're doing here.
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HE YAWNS LOUDLY
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In 20 years of going to Steve's work
dos,
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I was never asked a single question
about myself. Not one!
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"How's Steve?" "How's Steve's work?"
"How's Steve's back?"
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And do you know how that makes
you feel?
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Worthless. And that's what happened
to me.
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So I decided to cash in some time
that I'd accrued.
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I'd been keeping a log of all
the household chores
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that I had been doing.
LOUD MURMURING
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You know, the... the invisible work.
The emotional load.
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And I'd been writing all the time it
was taking down in ledger.
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And it came to 3.5 million minutes,
or around six years. CROWD SPEAKS LOUDLY
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Six years?!
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Oh, that's enough!
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Christ!
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We don't want to hear about your
bloody ledger.
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Can we get this trial back on track,
please, Joy?
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CROWD SHOUTS IN AGREEMENT
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Wait!
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Let her speak!
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CROWD SHOUTS
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I'd quite like to hear about
Linda's ledgers. Yeah! Yeah!
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Do you know how long it takes
to shake crumbs out of
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a toaster? Three minutes and 12
seconds.
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Order! Order! Order.
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All right, I think we've heard all
that we
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need to hear. Please be seated,
Linda.
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All those in favour
of Linda leaving, raise your hands.
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CROWD MURMURS
My vote.
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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Put your hand up.
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Right... yep.
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All those in favour
of Linda remaining, raise your hands.
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Yes!
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All right. Well, there we have it.
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52% to 48%...
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...Linda remains.
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CHEERING
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Go on, girl!
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APPLAUSE OVER RADIO
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Linda Jane Jenkins, you may remain
on Forest soil
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until that time that
the soil takes you for itself.
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Fucking joke.
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The court may rise.
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SHAKY NOTE PLAYS
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That was stupid.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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SHE GRUNTS
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PHONE DINGS
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"Jim, keep the faith. Fayther."
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POOL BALL RATTLES
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MEN CONVERSE
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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May I? Oh!
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Go on, then.
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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HE SIGHS
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Are you OK?
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A woman's won a stand-up comedy
competition in Cinderford, Linda.
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Oh!
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I don't think that
can be quite right.
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Why's that?
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Well, some of my mates
entered that competition.
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And? Well...
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Go on.
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No, it don't matter.
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No, go on.
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Fact is, men are better at telling
jokes than women, Linda.
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Are they? How's that?
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Well, girls don't need to be funny,
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so they don't need to
start flexing that muscle.
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Why don't girls need to be funny?
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Girls don't need to be
funny to attract boys.
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They can just, you know, sit around.
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Even the ugly ones.
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Boys can't just sit
around to attract girls.
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You know, we need skills,
you know, like...
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...knocking a bottle off a wall or...
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...throwing a ball a
really long way, you know?
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Or make their ears move.
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Mm. Huh?
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What about girls who
use humour as a tool
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to navigate their way
through the world? Eh?
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Well, say she's being bullied
or harassed or abused,
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could she use humour
as a coping mechanism?
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Yeah... Yeah, I suppose
she could, yeah. Mm.
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And... and... say the girl
was just born really funny
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or say she just loves the
feeling of making people laugh?
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Or are girls only allowed to
use humour to attract boys?
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No, course not, no.
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She can be funny for
whatever reasons she wants.
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Oh.
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So, are men better at telling
jokes, then, Tone, or not?
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No, I...I don't think they are. Mm.
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I am glad that we got
that one sorted out, Tone.
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Would you like to see me
wiggle my ears, Linda?
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I'm OK, thanks.
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WHISPERING
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WHISPERS: Linda's ledgers.
Linda's ledgers. Linda's ledgers.
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Linda's ledgers. Linda's ledgers.
Linda's ledgers.
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? Oh, Sally, my dear
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? It's you I'd be kissing
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? She smiled and replied
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? "You don't know
what you're missing"
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? Oh, Sally, my dear
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? I wish I could wed you
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? Oh, Sally, my dear
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? I wish I could bed you... ?
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