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I won't ask again, Kiyoshi.

Come out of there, immediately.

You there!

Do not touch yourself at a time like this!

I have an itch!

Both your ass and your genitals are filthy!

What is going on here?!

At the very end, my defecation sound is not playing!

No answer?

In that case...

I'll just do this!

Oh, God!

Why, you...

If you're in there, then answer me!

I'm sorry...

Your hemorrhoids are so bad they brought you to tears?

Crying on the toilet, how revolting!

Get back to your posts immediately!

You've been in the restroom a little too long.

You've still got to do your work.

I'm sorry, Shingo.

Kiyoshi-dono...

You...

You returned just in time!

I couldn't help but fear that you would be so caught up with the sumo matches,

that you would be delayed in your return!

Why do you weep?

If you've returned this quickly, you must have cut your sumo time short, correct?

Gakuto, it's hopeless...

I'm... I'm the worst...

What did you just say...?

It was no good... You don't mean...

you're back 10 minutes early because you failed to acquire my figurines?!

The Three Kingdoms Fair only comes once every four years,

and I had to soil myself and ruin my three years of high school to-

What do you take yours truly's seven years to be?!

Simply saying "It was no good" does not cover it!

Go back and buy them right now!

Yours truly's figurines! His Guan Yu and Red Hare figurines!

Oh, no, I bought your figurines for you.

Look.

Kiyoshi-dono, don't do that to me!

A little "prison punking," was it?

Well, actually, my sumo date-

Ah, we have to hurry back! They might still suspect something!

I'll just tuck away my figurines here for now,

and return for them later.

My word, Kiyoshi-dono, you are quite the thespian.

Those tears were incredibly authentic.

Yeah, well, I'm back so soon because my date-

Those shoes...

It was you, wasn't it?

Did you enjoy yourself?

At the sumo matches, that is?

What are you talking about?

You're the one I stopped at the school gate, aren't you?

No, I've been in the restroom all this time-

Oh, is that right?

Then, this isn't you?

"I'm watching the sumo matches with Kiyoshi-kun right now!"

Dad, Onee-chan, thank you for giving Kiyoshi-kun permission to leave.

It doesn't have anything to do with sumo, but I

took this great picture, so I'm sending it to you.

"Note his nose and cheek. Heart."

Oh...

God!

You've got some nerve playing my dear little sister.

Her little sister?! Chiyo-chan?!

What's going on?

Everything is going on.

Did those two do something?

Vice President, examine his bag.

Yes.

These cuticles...

Why, you... You used Dirty Four-eyes' hair as a wig!

Hey, man, you don't mean... No way.

That's what it looks like, all right.

I don't know how you were able to steal a girl's uniform,

but there is no mistake that you disguised yourself as a girl and escaped, correct?

- Yes. - Huh?

But an escape means that we're all held liable, and

our sentences are extended another month, right?

Tch. Fuck! Are you serious?

President!

This is your little sister's uniform!

You...

disgust me.

Today's work is hereby suspended! All of you, return to the prison!

Kiyoshi, wait here for further instructions!

And say your prayers!

You broke out of prison for a date with a girl?!

How selfish of you!

Do you have anything to say for yourself?! Eh?!

I'm sorry.

Don't you "sorry" me!

Shingo-kun! Stop it!

Whoa, what's going on?

A fight?

No way, what for?

I'm scared!

You played us all for chumps

while you went and got it on with a girl, huh?!

I'm sorry.

Kiyoshi, you're despicable.

You'll be staying here in solitary confinement.

Breaking out is one thing, but to make a move on the president's little sister?

You won't be getting off easily for that.

I...

can't stay here any longer...

That wig you made from Dirty Four-eyes' hair-

What about that?

That...

I took Gakuto's cut off hair, and made it from that.

That so?

So you're saying that Dirty Four-eyes had nothing to do with the breakout?

Yes.

All I involved him in was in asking him to say I was in the restroom while I was gone.

Then what was that crapping sound I heard in the restroom?

I don't know.

I was outside the school grounds at the time.

There was probably someone else in there.

You're saying that you acted alone?

Yes.

I have one last thing to ask.

Why did you steal Chiyo's uniform?

I... didn't know it was hers.

Really.

I took Chiyo-chan's uniform by coincidence.

Do not speak of her little sister with such familiarity!

I'll come back later.

I will now deliver judgment over this escape incident.

Kiyoshi, you stand accused of having carried

out an unaided escape, Kiyoshi, the accused.

While on duty watching belongings,

while on duty watching belongings. How do you plead?

You carried out an escape attempt, unaided. Is this correct?

- Guilty. - Yes.

Kiyoshi-dono, you're accepting sole responsibility?

As has been explained to you all, everyone is collectively liable for a breakout.

Therefore, everyone besides Kiyoshi will have their sentence extended by one month.

As for Kiyoshi, your crimes are breaking out, larceny, and illicit sexual relations.

For these crimes, you are hereby expelled.

Imagine, getting expelled for it...

It's shocking, isn't it?

This is despotism!

On whose authority can the Underground Student Council expel Kiyoshi-dono?!

They do not have the compelling power to mandate this!

Let us all appeal this to the school!

What are you getting so worked up for?

How can I not get worked up over this?!

Shingo-dono, are you saying Kiyoshi-dono's expulsion bothers you not?!

Not really.

What are you saying?

Shingo-dono, you have known Kiyoshi-dono since middle school.

And you call yourself his friend?!

If we're such great buds, then why didn't Kiyoshi tell us about the breakout?!

It was because Kiyoshi thought we'd rat him out, wasn't it?!

He just didn't trust us!

He's the one who doesn't consider us his buds!

That's certainly true.

Mm-hmm.

That... simply cannot be.

You know, you're standing up a lot for Kiyoshi here.

Don't tell me you helped him with this.

That... is not so.

There is no way.

President, I understand your desire to expel Kiyoshi,

but we don't have the authority to do so.

We really can't just decide this without running it through a staff meeting-

It will not be a problem, Vice President.

Is this...?

But... will he be willing to fill it out?

We will make him fill it out.

Go and bring Kiyoshi back here.

Yes. Excuse me.

I offended Chiyo-chan, and got slugged by Shingo.

I really am scum.

I can't even think of an excuse.

I don't have the self-confidence to stay here,

or to face the guys anymore.

Leaving school...

Maybe it'll be for the best...

Chiyo, are you okay?

I'm hungry.

I thought about it all night, and I think I'm partly to blame, too.

How do you figure?

I was so surprised that Kiyoshi had my torn uniform,

that I decided he was a degenerate, right on the spot.

But not asking him why,

and just leaving like I did might not have been right.

I'm sure there was a good reason for it.

That's what I respect about you.

You were so pale when you got back yesterday, like a zombie,

but after a night's sleep, here you are eating tonkatsu.

Huh?

What do you mean? Was that a compliment?

Did you hear?

Yesterday, one of the boys broke out.

I know!

I heard he dressed as a girl and went out the front gate.

Gross!

And now, seems he's getting expelled for that, too.

Huh? Expelled?!

Get out.

Excuse the interruption.

I've brought Kiyoshi.

Fill in your name here.

Are you telling me to voluntarily drop out?

That's correct.

I was certain that you were going to force me out-

Considering the crimes that you committed, of course we are.

Vice President, stop that, no intimidation.

Yes.

This is for your own good as well.

My own good?

Yes.

Rumors that you stole a girl's uniform and dressed up as a girl will spread quickly.

Once that happens, will you have any place at this school?

For the next three years,

you are certain to be treated like a pervert.

So, this is for your own good.

I believe that rather than being treated as a disgusting pervert here,

you'd probably rather live someplace where no one knows of your predilections.

Now, sign this.

You will feel better.

The president is definitely right.

There's no point in my staying here now. But...

I just wish I could have cleared up Chiyo-chan's misunderstanding.

Onee-chan!

What do you mean, Kiyoshi-kun has to leave school?!

Chiyo-chan?

Kiyoshi-kun!

Is that...?

Chiyo, what are you doing here?

Why are you kicking him out, just for leaving the school grounds?

And even worse, forcing him to leave willingly!

You make me sound so mean.

He chose to drop out on his own.

Besides, he's also guilty of larceny and illicit sexual conduct!

Expulsion is completely appropriate!

If it was illicit sexual conduct, then I'm guilty, too, aren't I?

You're the victim!

You were enticed by this boy to go watch the sumo matches with him!

You're wrong. I invited him!

You're covering for the degenerate who stole and tore your uniform?!

Well, there has to be a reason for that, right, Kiyoshi-kun?

I'm sorry for what I did.

I was so shocked, I said such a terrible thing to you,

and then I ran away without asking you why.

Chiyo-chan, it really was just a coincidence!

I know it was wrong to steal a uniform, but Chiyo-chan, I didn't know it was yours-

Shut up! Don't make up excuses!

Stop it, Meiko-chan! How horrible!

Whoa...!

Kiyoshi-kun broke out to keep his promise to me!

That means I'm culpable, too, right?

You're the victim here!

And you, get away from Chiyo, Kiyoshi!

In any case, if Kiyoshi-kun is dropping out, then so am I!

Huh?!

What sort of absurdity is that?

Stop this nonsense!

Chiyo-san, don't!

Let go, Meiko-chan!

Why are you being so stubborn over this degenerate, Chiyo?!

Kiyoshi-kun isn't that kind of boy!

You said so yourself, didn't you?

Anyone who likes crows isn't a bad person!

Kiyoshi-kun is a nice guy, he helped some baby crows that fell out of their nest!

This... boy...?

Crows...?

I don't believe it.

I saw him!

I'm sure you must be mistaken.

Now, Kiyoshi, sign this withdrawal request at once!

I...

I won't sign it.

What... did you just say?

No matter what hardships await me from here on out,

I swear I will be rehabilitated, that I will turn over a new leaf!

Which means I'm not dropping out!

You see? Kiyoshi-kun is sorry for what he did!

Enough.

Take Kiyoshi back to the prison.

Onee-chan...

if you make Kiyoshi-kun drop out, I'll submit this, too.

I cleared things up with Chiyo-chan,

and had my face in Chiyo-chan's boobs.

Chiyo-chan's boobs are so soft.

Chiyo-chan's boobs smelled so ridiculously good...

Her boobs... Her boobs...

Chiyo-chan's boobs...

As of right now, any reason I had for leaving this school is...

gone!

Anyone who likes crows isn't a bad person, huh?

Guys, I'm back.

I managed to avoid getting expelled.

I'm really sorry about all this!

Well, good for you.

Thanks, Gakuto.

What's tonight's dinner?

Oh, um... Huh? Mine's not here.

I'll go get it.

There isn't any for you.

Huh?

Well, we thought you got expelled, so we split your share.

Sorry.

I see... That's okay.

Go ahead and eat. Consider it part of my apology.

You can have one of yours truly's tatsutage.

Really? You mean it?

Oh, Gakuto, I just love tatsutage.

If you don't want yours, I'll take it.

Well, I was giving it to Kiyoshi-dono...

It's fine, Gakuto.

Yum!

President,

are you sure we should leave things with Kiyoshi like this?

"Like this"?

I mean, with Kiyoshi not dropping out.

Oh...

Of course we're going to have him drop out.

And not just Kiyoshi, but all of the boys.

Gakuto...

As ever, he is interested in nothing but the Three Kingdoms.

Joe... Preoccupied with his ant farm.

Andre...

Has a diary hidden under his bed-Hmm?

"Today, I had a dream where I licked the vice president's dirty boots clean."

This is a diary?

Whatever.

Shingo...

Has a disordered room.

Appears upset about his sentence being lengthened.

In 645, Prince Naka-no-Oe and Nakatomi-no-Kamatari

assassinated Soga-no-Iruka, who at the time was flourishing.

A piece of eraser?

The series of reforms that followed

are known as the Taika Reforms.

Following the Asuka period...

Who's doing that?! Stop it!

Today's prison detail is athletic storeroom maintenance

and cleaning the restroom adjacent to the field.

The restroom door is broken, so repair that, as well.

Yes!

All right, split up into two teams and get to work.

Yes!

Andre, Joe, let's go take care of that storeroom.

The tennis club's room is near there, so it's sure to be tasty.

Well then, we'll go clean that restroom.

Indeed.

Hey, Gakuto!

You come to the storeroom with us.

No way, I can't clean the restroom by myself.

The door has to be fixed, too-

You coming or not, Gakuto?

They're totally shutting me out.

I thought, "There's no way I'm seeing this, man!"

Yeah, I brought it on myself, but this is rough.

Not too long ago,

I couldn't have put up with this situation.

But now, I'll be fine!

Boobs! Chiyo-chan's boobs were incredible!

Damn, were they soft!

Now that I know how soft and gentle Chiyo-chan's boobs are,

I think I can endure anything that happens.

No, I will endure it!

Whoops. Someone's in there.

The prisoners' investigation is moving along smoothly.

Good work.

Please continue to work at it.

Find out what their weaknesses are.

For the sake of the "Dog Transferal Operation,"

codenamed "Operation DTO."

Yes.

Operation DTO?

The "O" in "DTO" and "Operation" are the same.

Should I point that out, or not?

Excuse me, "Operation" is redundant there, isn't it?

How careless of me.

I'll rephrase. For the sake of codename "DTO."

Yes!

That's the president for you!

She recognizes her own mistake immediately, and is not afraid to correct herself!

I am in awe of how high a caliber of person she is!

I have to say,

she's late, isn't she?

It's about time she got here.

Yes, I agree.

What are you doing, sitting there?

Oh, I'm not doing anything shady.

I'm here to clean the restroom, but it was occupied,

so I'm waiting out here for them to finish.

Ha, that job suits you.

Hana-san?

Wah! Hana-san is back?!

I heard you broke out.

Um, I need to clean the restroom, so...

To run into her here, of all places...

Why are you ignoring me?

Wah!

"Wah!"? How rude!

Like I'm dirty or something.

It's not that! You startled me.

Of course you're not dirty!

Really? I'm not dirty?

You're getting a little close, aren't you?

What's your problem?

Do you think I'm dirty after all?

It's not that!

Then prove it to me!

Prove it?

You...

haven't forgotten what you did to me, right?

Right.

I'm not some monster, so I won't do anything

to you worse than what you did to me.

Um... that is... you don't mean...

I'm not dirty, right?

Of course not.

Hana-san, you aren't dirty...

Good. Then there won't be a problem.

See you.

I'm in a hurry today, so you can prove it to me next time, thoroughly.

It's not like I did it on purpose, you know.

This sucks.

Welcome back, Hana.

Next time on Prison School:

"Vengeance is Hana's."