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[presenter 2] Brought to you by Table Town Circus!

The circus is in town! Table Town!

[knocking]

- [? quirky music playing] - [slurps]

- [smacks lips, slurps, gulps] - [knocking continues]

- [? upbeat jazz playing] - Ah! [laughs]

- What's this? - It's your cut of profits

from Found in Ambiguity.

Oh, my movie that swept the Table-ies.

Swept it so quick,

I told folks to use the big broom.

Cha-ching! You made quite a few nuts, kid.

Don't spend it all in one place.

[both slurp, gulp]

Mom, Dad, you guys are good with money. Here's my check.

No, Kiff, that money is yours.

- [gasps] Ten thousand smackers? - [? triumphant music playing]

- That money is ours! - Martin!

Right. Sorry. Of course. It's just 10,000 smackers.

We could fix the basement.

Well, since Kiff earned this money,

don't you think she should decide how it's spent?

Aw, thanks, Mom. [smooches]

And besides, if anything needs to be fixed, it's the roof.

- The roof? - A house needs a good roof.

No, a house needs

- a good basement. - [? tense music playing]

Hmm. I know.

How about you each make a presentation

to help me decide?

Kiff, that's a great idea.

In fact, I just downloaded the latest version

of Presentation Maker.

I'll give you a head start.

Huh? [pants]

[? dramatic music playing]

[? music concludes]

[? gloomy music playing]

[Beryl] "Went to Cafe Penguino. Love, Beryl and Kiff."

- [? dubious music playing] - [slurps, gulps]

Bribing Kiff with brunch, eh?

Well, if Beryl wants to play dirty,

then call me garbage.

[grunts]

- [? ambient jazz playing] - [indistinct chatter]

- To brunch! [gulps] Whoo! - To brunch! [gulps] Whoo!

[? upbeat techno music playing]

- To brunch! [chuckles] - To brunch! [chuckles, inhales]

- To brunch! Wow! - To brunch! Whoo! Yeah!

- To brunch! Yeah! - To brunch! [giggles]

- To brunch! Oh, what a brunch. - To brunch! [slurps]

Ooh, little too much hydration though. Be right back.

[? ambient jazz continues]

[? dubious music playing]

[Martin] "Picked up Kiff, taking her to circus. Toodles."

[groans] Martin.

[indistinct chatter]

[? upbeat carnival music playing]

The front row?

Only the best for my sensible,

always-makes-the-right-decision daughter.

[chuckles] Wow. You and Mom sure are in good moods today.

Now, you know what's interesting about clowns?

When they come out of the clown car,

they're actually coming from the area under the floor.

The car basement, if you will. [munches]

Hey, that's funny.

We were just talking about basements. [munches]

Huh. That's so strange.

I... I think I'm starting to lean basement.

[? dramatic music playing]

- Welcome to Table Town Circus! - [crowd cheering]

- [? jolly music playing] - Ladies and gentlemen,

we have canceled our classic clown car routine

for something even more exciting tonight.

Give a big top hand to our newest trapeze artist!

Who promised not to sue if anything goes wrong. Beryl!

- [? dramatic music playing] - [crowd cheering, applauding]

Mom?

Thank you, party. Oh, what's that I hear?

[water trickling]

Is that rain?

We'd all be soaked if we didn't have this gorgeous big top,

or as it's known in layman's terms... the roof!

Roof! Roof! Roof!

- [crowd] Roof! Roof! Roof! - Roof! Roof! Roof!

Wow. She's right.

I think I'm starting to lean roo- [grunts]

- [gasps] - [? thrilling music playing]

Hey, wait! Whoa!

- [? upbeat music playing] - So, you think

you're leaning roof, eh? Well, let me tell you

why the basement needs that upgrade.

Just look how frail this load-bearing post is.

- Uh. - [grunts]

Frail? You wanna see frail?

[grunting] Just look how easily these tiles come off!

Now, that's frail.

- Uh. - [loud thud]

- [grunts] - [grunts]

- [loud thudding] - [Martin grunting]

[exhales] Both of you stop!

Just take the money! I don't want it!

Oh, no, no, no, no! That's your money, Kiff!

Yeah, you earned those nuts.

[both] And a great thing to spend...

- ...those nuts on is a basement! - ...those nuts on is a roof!

- A roof! - A basement!

- [Beryl] A roof! - [Martin] A basement!

[both grumble]

[shushes]

Whenever I want to convince someone about something,

I sing a song.

Well, we're not going to sing a song-

[sings] ? I think it's a great idea ?

? to sing a song ?

? I can sing about basements all day long ?

All right, Martin.

[sings] ? Well, I can sing too and here's your proof ?

? Sha-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na, roof ?

[Martin] Speaking of basements...

- [? groovy music playing] - ...you hear that bass?

Ooh, you know,

some say bass is the backbone of any good song.

What's that I hear?

- A bass drum? - [? bass drum beating]

[Martin] Oh, nice. Deep and low, like a basement.

Uh, the bass means nothing without that top-end, Martin.

That high end. Hear a little tambourine up top?

- [? plays rhythmically] - There we go.

The roof. The roof of the song, so to speak.

- Tops of things are necessary. - [? music fades]

Wow! Wow, that was incredible.

You've both given me so much to consider.

- But I've decided- - [? groovy music continues]

[sings] ? All good things they start out low ?

? When you plant a seed you gotta dig a hole ?

? Without the roots it just won't grow ?

? A tree doesn't grow from the top down, bro ?

[sings] ? Thanks for that analogy ?

? The top of a tree is a canopy ?

? What you gonna do on a hot day ?

? When you really need some shade? ?

[both] ? I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ?

- ? I know I'm right! ? - [Martin] ? I know I'm right! ?

[both] ? I know I'm right! ?

- ? I know I'm right! ? - ? I know I'm right! ?

- ? The roof ? - ? The basement ?

- ? The roof ? - ? The basement ?

- ? The roof ? - ? The basement ?

- ? The roof ? - ? The basement ?

? I'm gonna hit you with a cold hard fact ?

? A brand new roof's like a brand new hat ?

? But I'm coming in with nothing but truth ?

? A new basement's like a pair of new shoes ?

? Come on now you know I'm right ?

? If you're feeling this give me five up high ?

? Whoa there, girl I think you know the way to go ?

? Give me five down low ?

[both] ? I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ?

[both] ? I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ?

[both] ? I know I'm right! ?

- ? I know I'm right! ? - ? I know I'm right! ?

[? music concludes]

- [smooches] Good night, sweetie. - [smooches] Sleep tight.

[sighs]

[? gentle lullaby playing]

- [Beryl sings] ? The roof ? - [Martin sings] ? The basement ?

- ? The roof ? - ? The basement ?

[Beryl whispers] ? The roof ?

[Martin whispers] ? The basement ?

- [Beryl] ? The roof ? - [Martin] ? The basement ?

- [Beryl whispers] ? The roof ? - [? lullaby concludes]

[yawns]

The roof. [exhales]

- The basement. [snores] - The roof.

- The basement. - [grunts]

- The roof. - The... the basement.

- The roof. - The basement.

- The roof. - [snores] The basement.

[? perky music playing]

- Roof! - [screams]

- Basement! - [Kiff shushes]

You'll have my decision by the end of the day.

- [? whimsical music playing] - [Kiff groans]

What do you think, Bar?

Well, the dictionary does say basement before roof.

- Okay, um, dictionary logic. - What are you two working on?

Kiff's parents won't stop arguing

about their house renovations.

Ah! Basement, roof?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

[blows raspberry] Good luck with that.

- [groans] - [? groovy music playing]

- What? What is it? - No. Not here. Not now.

- [sings] ? The roof ? - [sings] ? The basement ?

- ? The roof ? - [Martin] ? The basement ?

[Beryl] ? The roof ?

- [Martin] ? The basement ? - Oh, no!

- [Beryl] ? The roof ? - ? The basement ?

- ? The roof ? - ? The basement ?

- ? The roof ? - [Martin] ? The basement ?

[Beryl] ? The roof ?

- [Martin] ? The basement ? - Stop!

[? music fades]

[gasps] Are you done?

[? upbeat rock playing]

[both] ? I know, I know I know I'm right! ?

[both] ? I know, I know ?

- ? I'm right! ? - ? I'm right! ?

- Stop! [whimpers] - [? music concludes]

I can't take this anymore!

If I give you both half,

will you just please stop singing?

- Hmm. - Hmm.

[? tense music playing]

- Hmm. - Hmm.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

- Sure, yeah, no problem. - I guess that can work.

- [sighs] - [crowd cheering]

We should have done that from the beginning.

Yeah, 5,000 each is not too shabby.

- [? cheery music playing] - All right, you each get

13 nuts.

- Thirteen nuts? - Thirteen nuts?

Yeah, the... the check is for 26 nuts.

You know, 26 divided by two parents.

You said 10,000 smackers.

Oh! Yeah, that's just something I say

when I get so excited about a thing,

I want to kiss it 10,000 times.

I don't know how much renovations cost.

Now, if you'll excuse me. [smooches]

[groans] I spent 42 nuts on brunch.

That circus was also expensive.

[all smooch]

[smooching continues]

[? theme music playing]

[? theme music concludes]

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