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[male presenter]
Brought to you by
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So-and-So's Singing Telegrams.
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For urgent info
that's gotta be sung.
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- [singers vocalizing]
- [? joyful music playing]
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- [server] Two cherry limeades!
- You know, it ain't much.
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Just a humble soda
on a regular old Friday.
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But Barr, it's great to be here.
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- What is this, a wedding?
- [? music cuts off]
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Cheers already!
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- [both laugh, slurp]
- [? dramatic tune plays over TV]
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We're in luck, folks.
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The new Chubbles Wubbington
movie starts filming today.
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[gasps] Ooh! Ooh!
Sir, could you turn it up?
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Yup, and they're filming
right at our historic
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Tabletown Studios.
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[gasps] The greatest actor
in the history
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of the world
is coming to Tabletown?
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- [? perky tune playing]
- We're rich! No, wait,
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- we're famous!
- Way better.
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We could get
our own selfie with Chubbles!
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The Chubbles? Our Chubbles?
The mailbox I've been quoting
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- since I was three years old?
- [Kiff] Yes.
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The mailbox I wanna get
a thigh tattoo
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of once I turn 18?
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- Yes.
- [yells] The mailbox
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I drew tiny pictures
of all over my sheets
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after my mom said
we couldn't get the real ones,
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and then I said
it's my birthday,
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and she said
they're expensive,
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and I say they got
a high cotton thread count?
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Yes!
So, wanna go hang out
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at the studio gates
till we see him?
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[grunts] Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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[groans] I don't know
how to do this!
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I don't know how I'm doing it!
It's coming out naturally!
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- [birds chirping]
- [? whimsical music playing]
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- [gasps] Here he comes!
- [car engine approaching]
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[camera shutters clicking]
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You get any?
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No. Just us and the limo.
No Chubbles.
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- Same. Aw.
- [? somber music playing]
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[? music fades]
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Kifferson! I have an idea.
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All right,
large group of bunnies
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and squirrels, follow me.
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- [? upbeat music playing]
- Boy, so many bunnies
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and squirrels.
It is hard to keep track of.
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There could be anyone
in a group this size.
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Anywho, this way!
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- [grunts]
- [grunts, groans]
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[grunts] Great idea, buddy.
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- We're in.
- Let's find Chubbles.
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They're simply going to have
to cast someone else.
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I don't have this role in me.
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I... I can't pretend
to hate kids.
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Yes, you can. It's acting.
You gotta go method.
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Become the Rude Mailbox.
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There's a couple of kids
right there! Be rude to 'em.
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Okay, but only on the condition
that you let them know
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that it's simply
acting practice.
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[chuckles] Of course.
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I'm nothing if not
a consummate profesh.
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You two!
How would you like to meet
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the Chubbles Wubbington?
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- Would we ever?
- Would we ever?
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Great, he's in his trailer.
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You just gotta know
one very important thing.
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- [headset ringing]
- [chuckles] Hey!
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My favorite stunt choreographer.
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Classic agent, right?
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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Oh, hello.
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Uh, Flam... spoke to you, yes?
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And you're sure
you want to do this?
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[huffs] Here goes nothing.
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[? menacing music playing]
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[groans] What do you want?
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Wha... what?
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"Wha... what"?
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You knocked on my door.
What do you want?
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Uh, a selfie?
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[Chubbles]
A... a... a... a... a selfie!
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- [mumbles] Go.
- You go.
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- Let's go together.
- Okay.
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- [whimpers] Say cheese.
- What are you doing?
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[yells] You think a guy like me
has time for selfies with
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- booger-eating kids like you?
- We're so sorry!
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- [Chubbles] Scram!
- [both scream]
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Phew! [sighs]
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This is the worst day
of my life.
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[doorbell dinging]
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Is there a Kiff
and a Barry here?
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Yeah.
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[? jolly music
plays over speaker]
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[sings] ? Today was great
You nailed it ?
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? Come back again
We'll readmit you to the set ?
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? Oh, we invite you back
At the break of dawn! ?
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? To Tabletown Studios
No plus-ones! ?
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? Seriously, no plus-ones ?
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? From your pal ?
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- ? Chubbles Wubbington ?
- [? music concludes]
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What? He wants us to come back?
I thought he hated us.
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He probably wants to apologize.
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It's a big deal for a mailbox
to send a singing telegram.
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[? upbeat music playing]
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Uh, Rita, I must apologize.
I'm an oily mess.
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All good, sweet stuff.
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Hi, Chubbles.
We're here for our apology.
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- Excuse me for one moment, Rita.
- [? menacing music playing]
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You loud, nosy, dirty,
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"Mommy drove me here.
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Tuck me in, Mommy."
Little aliens!
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All living creatures
should be adults!
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- [? music concludes]
- Rita?
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"Tuck me in, Mommy?"
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[birds chirping]
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Chubbles has invited you to...
[exhales]
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...meet him at the snack table.
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- [both] He likes us?
- [? exciting music playing]
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[? dramatic metal music playing]
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He hates us!
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[Kiff] He likes us!
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He hates us!
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He likes us!
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He hates us!
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He likes us!
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[plane engine rumbling]
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Yeah,
he definitely hates us, right?
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- Unless...
- Unless...
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Don't you guys have
any self-respect?
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- [? menacing music playing]
- What are you even doing here?
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You keep inviting us back!
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[Chubbles] Well,
now I'm inviting you
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to go get me some coffee. Now!
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[? perky ambient music playing]
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[Barry] "Never give up."
"Hurt people... hurt people."
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'Kay.
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- Barry, that's it!
- [? quirky music playing]
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Chubbles probably fell
on hard times
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when he was younger and still
carries that hurt with him.
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This isn't about us!
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Maybe we can help him heal
from whatever made him so mean,
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and then we can get our selfie.
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[birds chirping]
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Are you
Chubbles Wubbington's mother?
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Yes, I'm Lena Chubbs.
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Oh, thank goodness.
We're trying to figure out
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why Chubbles is the way
that he is.
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Oh, I knew this day would come.
Follow me.
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[? gentle ambient music playing]
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- It's time the world knew.
- [? tense music playing]
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The moment of truth.
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[? gentle lullaby playing]
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[Kiff] These aren't hard times.
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Chubbles looks like
the happiest kid in the world.
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- That's why he is the way he is.
- [? lullaby concludes]
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Why did you say you knew
this day would come then?
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[chuckles] Oh, well, I...
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Aren't you here to inform me
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of an award
for World's Greatest Mum?
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No, we're trying to find out
why Chubbles is so mean! Look!
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Did you threaten him?
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No, we were trying
to take a selfie.
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We're huge fans, but then this!
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What?
He loves selfies with his fans.
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Just look at his selfie wall.
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He's nothing
but lovely to everyone.
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He is?
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- This must be about you two.
- [? dubious music playing]
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[? laid-back music playing]
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[both slurp]
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Your egg cream
making you feel any better?
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- No.
- Me neither.
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It's reminding me
of the obscure Chubbles classic,
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Can You Mail Eggs?
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Can't ever watch that again.
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Yeah.
Or any of his other movies.
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Which is like
90% of all movies.
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- [? dramatic tune plays over TV]
- And now let's take a look
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at the trailer for Chubbles
Wubbington's new movie.
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- Please change the channel.
- This hurts so much.
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[Rad over TV] See Chubbles like
you've never seen him before.
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- [? melodramatic music playing]
- You're annoying!
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You got a creepy walk!
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You smell
like sourdough starter!
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[Rad] Being mean to kids!
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Hey, stay on the bus
until you turn 40!
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"Tuck me in, Mommy."
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- Little aliens!
- Leave it.
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Behind the scenes,
Chubbles Wubbington
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went full method.
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Embodying the character
of Rude Mailbox in real life
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allowed him to create
this unforgettable performance.
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- [? pleasant music playing]
- It was a struggle,
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but something clicked
when these two kids on set
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agreed to be
my rehearsal partners.
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I wish we'd had the chance
to agree to something like that.
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- [Chubbles] Uh-huh!
- So, who are these young,
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- heroic Tabletonians?
- Yeah, who?
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We've tracked 'em down, Tippy.
Now, let's meet 'em.
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Barry? It's us!
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- [? uplifting music playing]
- Oh!
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- The- It was for-
- He was just... doing the-
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Kiff, Barry,
a big hearty thank you
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from Chubbles
and everyone at the studio.
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You've got two VIP passes
to the red carpet premiere!
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- He likes us! [sobs]
- He likes us! [sobs]
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- Yes. [sobs heavily]
- [sobs heavily]
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- [camera shutters clicking]
- [crowd cheering]
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[? glorifying music playing]
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[crowd exclaiming, whistling]
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Kiff, Barry!
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- Oh, you were incredible.
- [? light-hearted music playing]
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I'm so glad I finally
get to speak to you like this.
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It was truly so stressful,
but...
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we couldn't have made
Rude Mailbox without you two.
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- Really?
- Wow.
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What do you say
we take that selfie-
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We don't have time for selfies.
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Yeah, not with booger-eating
mailboxes like you.
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[? menacing music playing]
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[both laugh]
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[? light-hearted music
continues]
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[chuckles]
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- You'll all be the death of me.
- [camera shutter clicks]
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[clock ticking]
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[? upbeat music playing]
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[? upbeat music concludes]
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