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[male presenter] Brought to you by

So-and-So's Singing Telegrams.

For urgent info that's gotta be sung.

- [singers vocalizing] - [? joyful music playing]

- [server] Two cherry limeades! - You know, it ain't much.

Just a humble soda on a regular old Friday.

But Barr, it's great to be here.

- What is this, a wedding? - [? music cuts off]

Cheers already!

- [both laugh, slurp] - [? dramatic tune plays over TV]

We're in luck, folks.

The new Chubbles Wubbington movie starts filming today.

[gasps] Ooh! Ooh! Sir, could you turn it up?

Yup, and they're filming right at our historic

Tabletown Studios.

[gasps] The greatest actor in the history

of the world is coming to Tabletown?

- [? perky tune playing] - We're rich! No, wait,

- we're famous! - Way better.

We could get our own selfie with Chubbles!

The Chubbles? Our Chubbles? The mailbox I've been quoting

- since I was three years old? - [Kiff] Yes.

The mailbox I wanna get a thigh tattoo

of once I turn 18?

- Yes. - [yells] The mailbox

I drew tiny pictures of all over my sheets

after my mom said we couldn't get the real ones,

and then I said it's my birthday,

and she said they're expensive,

and I say they got a high cotton thread count?

Yes! So, wanna go hang out

at the studio gates till we see him?

[grunts] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[groans] I don't know how to do this!

I don't know how I'm doing it! It's coming out naturally!

- [birds chirping] - [? whimsical music playing]

- [gasps] Here he comes! - [car engine approaching]

[camera shutters clicking]

You get any?

No. Just us and the limo. No Chubbles.

- Same. Aw. - [? somber music playing]

[? music fades]

Kifferson! I have an idea.

All right, large group of bunnies

and squirrels, follow me.

- [? upbeat music playing] - Boy, so many bunnies

and squirrels. It is hard to keep track of.

There could be anyone in a group this size.

Anywho, this way!

- [grunts] - [grunts, groans]

[grunts] Great idea, buddy.

- We're in. - Let's find Chubbles.

They're simply going to have to cast someone else.

I don't have this role in me.

I... I can't pretend to hate kids.

Yes, you can. It's acting. You gotta go method.

Become the Rude Mailbox.

There's a couple of kids right there! Be rude to 'em.

Okay, but only on the condition that you let them know

that it's simply acting practice.

[chuckles] Of course.

I'm nothing if not a consummate profesh.

You two! How would you like to meet

the Chubbles Wubbington?

- Would we ever? - Would we ever?

Great, he's in his trailer.

You just gotta know one very important thing.

- [headset ringing] - [chuckles] Hey!

My favorite stunt choreographer.

Classic agent, right?

[? suspenseful music playing]

Oh, hello.

Uh, Flam... spoke to you, yes?

And you're sure you want to do this?

[huffs] Here goes nothing.

[? menacing music playing]

[groans] What do you want?

Wha... what?

"Wha... what"?

You knocked on my door. What do you want?

Uh, a selfie?

[Chubbles] A... a... a... a... a selfie!

- [mumbles] Go. - You go.

- Let's go together. - Okay.

- [whimpers] Say cheese. - What are you doing?

[yells] You think a guy like me has time for selfies with

- booger-eating kids like you? - We're so sorry!

- [Chubbles] Scram! - [both scream]

Phew! [sighs]

This is the worst day of my life.

[doorbell dinging]

Is there a Kiff and a Barry here?

Yeah.

[? jolly music plays over speaker]

[sings] ? Today was great You nailed it ?

? Come back again We'll readmit you to the set ?

? Oh, we invite you back At the break of dawn! ?

? To Tabletown Studios No plus-ones! ?

? Seriously, no plus-ones ?

? From your pal ?

- ? Chubbles Wubbington ? - [? music concludes]

What? He wants us to come back? I thought he hated us.

He probably wants to apologize.

It's a big deal for a mailbox to send a singing telegram.

[? upbeat music playing]

Uh, Rita, I must apologize. I'm an oily mess.

All good, sweet stuff.

Hi, Chubbles. We're here for our apology.

- Excuse me for one moment, Rita. - [? menacing music playing]

You loud, nosy, dirty,

"Mommy drove me here.

Tuck me in, Mommy." Little aliens!

All living creatures should be adults!

- [? music concludes] - Rita?

"Tuck me in, Mommy?"

[birds chirping]

Chubbles has invited you to... [exhales]

...meet him at the snack table.

- [both] He likes us? - [? exciting music playing]

[? dramatic metal music playing]

He hates us!

[Kiff] He likes us!

He hates us!

He likes us!

He hates us!

He likes us!

[plane engine rumbling]

Yeah, he definitely hates us, right?

- Unless... - Unless...

Don't you guys have any self-respect?

- [? menacing music playing] - What are you even doing here?

You keep inviting us back!

[Chubbles] Well, now I'm inviting you

to go get me some coffee. Now!

[? perky ambient music playing]

[Barry] "Never give up." "Hurt people... hurt people."

'Kay.

- Barry, that's it! - [? quirky music playing]

Chubbles probably fell on hard times

when he was younger and still carries that hurt with him.

This isn't about us!

Maybe we can help him heal from whatever made him so mean,

and then we can get our selfie.

[birds chirping]

Are you Chubbles Wubbington's mother?

Yes, I'm Lena Chubbs.

Oh, thank goodness. We're trying to figure out

why Chubbles is the way that he is.

Oh, I knew this day would come. Follow me.

[? gentle ambient music playing]

- It's time the world knew. - [? tense music playing]

The moment of truth.

[? gentle lullaby playing]

[Kiff] These aren't hard times.

Chubbles looks like the happiest kid in the world.

- That's why he is the way he is. - [? lullaby concludes]

Why did you say you knew this day would come then?

[chuckles] Oh, well, I...

Aren't you here to inform me

of an award for World's Greatest Mum?

No, we're trying to find out why Chubbles is so mean! Look!

Did you threaten him?

No, we were trying to take a selfie.

We're huge fans, but then this!

What? He loves selfies with his fans.

Just look at his selfie wall.

He's nothing but lovely to everyone.

He is?

- This must be about you two. - [? dubious music playing]

[? laid-back music playing]

[both slurp]

Your egg cream making you feel any better?

- No. - Me neither.

It's reminding me of the obscure Chubbles classic,

Can You Mail Eggs?

Can't ever watch that again.

Yeah. Or any of his other movies.

Which is like 90% of all movies.

- [? dramatic tune plays over TV] - And now let's take a look

at the trailer for Chubbles Wubbington's new movie.

- Please change the channel. - This hurts so much.

[Rad over TV] See Chubbles like you've never seen him before.

- [? melodramatic music playing] - You're annoying!

You got a creepy walk!

You smell like sourdough starter!

[Rad] Being mean to kids!

Hey, stay on the bus until you turn 40!

"Tuck me in, Mommy."

- Little aliens! - Leave it.

Behind the scenes, Chubbles Wubbington

went full method.

Embodying the character of Rude Mailbox in real life

allowed him to create this unforgettable performance.

- [? pleasant music playing] - It was a struggle,

but something clicked when these two kids on set

agreed to be my rehearsal partners.

I wish we'd had the chance to agree to something like that.

- [Chubbles] Uh-huh! - So, who are these young,

- heroic Tabletonians? - Yeah, who?

We've tracked 'em down, Tippy. Now, let's meet 'em.

Barry? It's us!

- [? uplifting music playing] - Oh!

- The- It was for- - He was just... doing the-

Kiff, Barry, a big hearty thank you

from Chubbles and everyone at the studio.

You've got two VIP passes to the red carpet premiere!

- He likes us! [sobs] - He likes us! [sobs]

- Yes. [sobs heavily] - [sobs heavily]

- [camera shutters clicking] - [crowd cheering]

[? glorifying music playing]

[crowd exclaiming, whistling]

Kiff, Barry!

- Oh, you were incredible. - [? light-hearted music playing]

I'm so glad I finally get to speak to you like this.

It was truly so stressful, but...

we couldn't have made Rude Mailbox without you two.

- Really? - Wow.

What do you say we take that selfie-

We don't have time for selfies.

Yeah, not with booger-eating mailboxes like you.

[? menacing music playing]

[both laugh]

[? light-hearted music continues]

[chuckles]

- You'll all be the death of me. - [camera shutter clicks]

[clock ticking]

[? upbeat music playing]

[? upbeat music concludes]

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