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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,584 --> 00:00:02,836 - [? theme music playing] - ? Kiff! ? 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,388 - ? Kiff! ? - ? Kiff! ? 3 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:09,800 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 4 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,802 - ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? - [school bell ringing] 5 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,596 - ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? - [engine revving] 6 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:16,099 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 7 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,102 - ? Yeah! Kiff! ? - [? music concludes] 8 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:24,900 [both laugh] 9 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:26,818 [birds chirping] 10 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,780 [? dramatic music playing] 11 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,452 [? perky tune playing] 12 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:41,083 - [scats] Walking! - [scats] Walking! 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:45,044 - Huh? [gasps] - Hey, look at that! [chuckles] 14 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,796 Glarbin forgot his keys! 15 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,882 - [? whimsical music playing] - Good old library card. 16 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,218 [grunts, chuckles] 17 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,387 [sighs] Classic Glarbin, right? 18 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,681 [chuckles] Hey, you've got a keen eye, Barry. 19 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,684 Now, back to the task at hand. [gasps] 20 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,478 What's the task at hand? 21 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,273 Huh, I was gonna sneeze, but I... [sniffles, sighs] 22 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,608 I guess it went away. 23 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:11,988 Oh. Should we keep walking to school then, or...? 24 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,156 Yeah, yeah, totally. Not a big deal. 25 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,409 Just a sneeze, right? 26 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,412 [? dubious music playing] 27 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:22,248 - [school bell ringing] - All right, class. 28 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,292 Please pass your book reports forward. 29 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,585 Did anybody have any questions about the book? 30 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,936 - [? perky tune playing] - Um, did you write it? 31 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,632 Here, I'll start. 32 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,759 Who here has parents who work in publishing? 33 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,680 Hey, matching binders. High five! 34 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,517 Huh. [screams] 35 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,644 [? suspenseful music playing] 36 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,955 Now, who understood why Marigold returned her engagement ring? 37 00:01:46,956 --> 00:01:49,984 Because of Santiago's betrayal in the waterfall cave! 38 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,486 Um, n... no. 39 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,363 [? menacing music playing] 40 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:58,743 Because of her childhood allergy to expensive metals? 41 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,413 [Miss Deer] That's correct! Very good, Candle. 42 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,080 How did I miss that? 43 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,874 Hey, Kiff, can you show me again 44 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,917 how you do that cool pen spinning thing? 45 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:10,421 - I still can't get it. - Sure, Trev. Don't feel bad. 46 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,631 It takes years of practice to get as skilled as I am. 47 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:13,682 Watch closely. 48 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,347 Something's off about you today, Kiff. 49 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:23,143 - [indistinct chatter] - Something is off, but what? 50 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,479 - The sneeze! - The sneeze! 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,980 It's so obvious! 52 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,191 I was supposed to sneeze this morning and I didn't! 53 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,651 - And now everything's... weird. - [? sinister music playing] 54 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,070 This is all my fault. 55 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,821 I... I never should have told you to look at Glarbin. 56 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,699 Curse my incredible powers of observation! 57 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,786 I am never going to look around at anything ever again. 58 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,038 Oh, Barry, Barry, don't beat yourself up. 59 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,289 We can fix this. 60 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,001 All we have to do is get me to sneeze. 61 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,637 [? upbeat music playing] 62 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:53,090 [sniffs deeply, sighs] 63 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,925 [sneezes, sniffles] 64 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,897 [? entrancing music playing] 65 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:16,529 [sneezes, chants] 66 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,491 - [? upbeat music continues] - [grunts] 67 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,210 [gasps, whimpers] 68 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,712 - Ah. - [gasps] 69 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,966 - Ah! - [gasps] 70 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,010 - [screams] - [? music fades abruptly] 71 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,596 [wind howling] 72 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,933 - [car honking] - [? somber music playing] 73 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,936 - [sneezes] - [sneezes] 74 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,981 [diners sing] ? Happy birthday, achoo! ? 75 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:55,569 [echoes] ? Happy birthday, achoo! ? 76 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:02,283 - [baby sneezes] - [gasps] His first sneeze. 77 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,035 Will you take our picture? 78 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,955 [? menacing music playing] 79 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,753 - [? music fades abruptly] - Hey. 80 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,543 I got you a hot dog with spicy mustard. 81 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,128 Hold the bun, hold the dog. 82 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,589 It's a basket full of mustard. Get in there. 83 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,468 [sniffs aggressively, smacks lips] 84 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,262 Well, that's it. We're officially out of ideas. 85 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,599 We have to face facts. I'll never sneeze again. 86 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,728 - [breathes shakily] - [? sinister music playing] 87 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:36,150 Who is that blocking out the sun, 88 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,860 Unky Glarbin? 89 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:41,906 That's the old lady who cannot sneeze. 90 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,992 [Kiff grunts] 91 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:48,205 [whimpers, gasps, sighs] 92 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,249 Don't you dare block my sunlight with your giant head! 93 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:55,085 - [both scream] - I need sun for my tan. 94 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,837 - [? jolly music playing] - Okay, fine, it's a bad sunburn. 95 00:04:56,838 --> 00:05:00,549 But after that layer peels off, I get a nice mossy tinge... 96 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,260 Helen! Were you eavesdropping on our fantasy? 97 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,595 I'm so disappointed. 98 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,807 [clears throat] I was about to offer to he- [coughs] 99 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,392 To he- To he- [chokes] 100 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,061 Help? Are you trying to say you're gonna "help"? 101 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,395 - Yes, exactly! - [? pensive music playing] 102 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,606 I'm gonna help me by making sure 103 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,234 you don't block out my primo sunbeams. 104 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,736 There's only one way to fix a lost sneeze. 105 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,864 Someone's got to go into Kiff's mind palace, 106 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,741 find the sneeze, and release it. 107 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,368 [grunts] Hold up. 108 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,119 What do you mean, go into my... [chuckles] ...mind palace? 109 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,746 Do you want me to waste time explaining junk, 110 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,039 or do you want to sneeze your sneeze? 111 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,583 Fair enough. Barry, you down to... 112 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,168 get magic'ed into my head? [chuckles] 113 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,713 Me? No, no. I... I got you into this mess, Kiff. 114 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,131 I don't think I'm the right bunny for the job. 115 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,259 I'll bungle it. Kiff, I will bungle it! 116 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,094 Aw, you won't. 117 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,556 Just don't get distracted and you'll be fine. 118 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,100 - Okay. Yes. Spell me- - [gasps] 119 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,851 - [both cough] - Bits of whatever I find, 120 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,187 send that bun into Kiff's mind! 121 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,418 - [? dramatic music playing] - [both cough] 122 00:05:57,492 --> 00:06:01,527 - [? sinister music playing] - Kiff, it worked! 123 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,736 I'm in your brain! 124 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,488 [Kiff, echoes] Great job, Barry! 125 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:08,534 Now, just take your time looking for the sneeze. 126 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,994 You've got this. 127 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,579 - [clock ticking] - What's that for? 128 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,330 Barry's got five minutes to get out 129 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,249 or he'll be trapped in your brain forever. 130 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,792 It's brain magic rules. [groans] 131 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,961 What? Why... why didn't you mention that? 132 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,006 You said you didn't want me to explain! 133 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,549 - [? sinister music continues] - Oh. Hmm. 134 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,217 [Kiff, echoes] Barry! Scratch what I said before. 135 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,677 Get a wiggle on! 136 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:27,928 Okay, Barry. 137 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,919 Don't look around or observe anything. 138 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,644 Just focus on the task at hand. 139 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,689 Find the sneeze. 140 00:06:39,055 --> 00:06:42,526 [Kiffs] Greetings, Lord Barrington. 141 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,944 [screams] 142 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,363 [Kiffs] Long have we dreamed you would visit. 143 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,743 Okay. No, no, no! This isn't distracting me! 144 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,619 Hit it! 145 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,204 [? upbeat rock music playing, "Welcome to My Mind"] 146 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,790 [screams] 147 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:57,625 [Kiffs sing] ? Welcome to my mind ? 148 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,001 ? Come on, have a look inside ? 149 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,628 - ? Take a peek, have a seat ? - [bell ringing] 150 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,795 [Kiffs] ? Best spot, ring side ? 151 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,672 - ? You'll find ? - [whistle blows] 152 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,215 ? It's a real weird time ? 153 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,301 [crowd cheering] 154 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,636 [Kiffs] ? Take a look at this wall ? 155 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,387 ? It has 200 doors ? 156 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,265 ? And every single one Opens to 200 more ? 157 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,143 ? On your left, you will find Somewhat of a shrine ? 158 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,895 ? To my very best friend ? 159 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,104 - ? My best friend of all time ? - [camera shutters clicking] 160 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,525 [Kiffs] ? Take a peek It just may blow your mind ? 161 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:30,241 ? It's a wonderland Come on, take my hand ? 162 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:35,204 ? Welcome to my mind Welcome to my mind ? 163 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,831 ? Here's everything I said That I kinda regret ? 164 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,249 ? Next to every single song ? 165 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,626 ? That I've had stuck in my head ? 166 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,378 ? And here ? 167 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,489 - ? Is every book I ever read ? - [exclaims] 168 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,176 [Kiffs] ? Walk around the floor Enjoy your tour ? 169 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,887 ? Have a look at all that's on Display in this brochure ? 170 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,807 ? Wow! Words are kind of weird When you hear them repeating ? 171 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,559 ? Say brochure 30 times It'll lose all its meaning ? 172 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,311 ? What? Brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure ? 173 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:03,024 ? Brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure ? 174 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,859 ? Brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure ? 175 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,528 - [? metal music playing] - [Kiffs] ? Brochure, brochure! ? 176 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:13,075 ? Brochure, brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure, brochure! ? 177 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,369 [gasps] 178 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:18,247 - [? upbeat rock music continues] - [Kiffs] ? It's a wonderland ? 179 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,833 ? Come on, take my hand ? 180 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,084 ? Welcome to my mind ? 181 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,627 ? Welcome to my mind Welcome to my mind ? 182 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:24,962 - ? Welcome to my mind ? - [? music intensifies] 183 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:29,050 ? Welcome to my mind Welcome to my mind! ? 184 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,426 - [? music fades abruptly] - I'm so sorry! 185 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:31,885 I don't have time! 186 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,595 But the next verse was about how to unblock 187 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,097 - the last sneeze. - Eh. 188 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:40,186 - [? ominous music playing] - [whimpers, gasps] 189 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,357 Kiff! It's impossible! 190 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,276 I'll never find one little sneeze 191 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,487 in this maze of... Oh, wait, is that it? 192 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:57,162 Uh, hello? Sneeze? Are you in there? 193 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,498 "I am not coming out. 194 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,876 "Yours truly, the sneeze from this morning." 195 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:07,087 Oh, this is terrible news, but I do love a note. 196 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,589 [Kiff, echoes] Did you find it, Barr? 197 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,716 Yeah, but it locked itself in a closet, 198 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,177 and I can't get the door open. 199 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,762 Thirty seconds. 200 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,096 - [Kiff, echoes] Helen! - [Helen, echoes] What? 201 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,973 - [grumbles indistinctly] - [Kiff shushes] 202 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:22,436 Barry! Listen to me! You have to observe! 203 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:25,023 There must be something! A clue or a key that- 204 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:29,651 No, I can't! My powers caused this terrible situation! 205 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,988 I notice no more! 206 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,866 [Kiff, echoes] Trust me, Barry! I need you! 207 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,536 - [inhales deeply, gasps] - [? empowering music playing] 208 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:43,958 Collectibles, Math problems, treasured family memories, 209 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,502 an embarrassing thing Kiff said to a stranger three years ago. 210 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:51,965 - I observe everything! - [? music intensifies] 211 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,596 - [? music concludes] - Oh, wow! 212 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,679 [chuckles] Kiff's favorite book! What is that chapter she loves? 213 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,389 [? dramatic techno music playing] 214 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,933 Ten seconds, Barry! 215 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,936 [? laid-back music playing] 216 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,239 [? inspiring music playing] 217 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,408 [Glarbin] Good old library card! 218 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,453 Oh, my gee, that's it! Library card! 219 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,249 - [? dramatic music continues] - [sniffs] 220 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,507 - [gasps, whimpers] - [? thrilling music playing] 221 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:34,342 [screams, grunts] 222 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,390 - [sneezes, echoes] - [? exciting music playing] 223 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,477 [screams] 224 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,854 [chuckles] 225 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,063 The theme of your book was the struggle 226 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,565 between fashion and convention! 227 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,068 Exactly. Who said that? 228 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,529 [screams, gasps] You did it, Barry! 229 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,948 I sneezed! I hope you never doubt 230 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,658 your incredible gifts ever again. 231 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,202 - [? cheery music playing] - Now, let's celebrate. 232 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,705 How's about we get you a real hot dog, huh? 233 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:05,756 What's a hot dog? 234 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,254 - Uh. - [sighs] 235 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:15,854 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17870

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