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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,725 Everyone loves Halloween, 2 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,184 especially in Cleveland. 3 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,396 When you're known as "The Mistake By The Lake," 4 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,774 the chance to pretend you're somebody else for a night sounds pretty good. 5 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,657 My dad grew up here, too. 6 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,286 His theory was, "No matter what happens in high school", 7 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,372 "college is where you figure out who you really are." 8 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:26,627 Not just some pretend-for-a-night version of yourself, but the real deal. 9 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:33,050 He went to NYU after he graduated, which is where I'm planning on going, 10 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:37,472 provided I can survive the insanity that is my family. 11 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,935 I know. Everyone thinks their family's crazy. 12 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,021 But trust me... 13 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,523 - ...you don't have... - Albert! 14 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,983 Him. 15 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,378 Seriously? 16 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,052 Albert! 17 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,516 Where are my boobs? 18 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,521 Mom, Albert struck again, that is twice this week. 19 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,648 Hon, he wants to be close to you. 20 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,149 Well, that makes one of us. 21 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,026 Have you signed my application yet? 22 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,736 Application for what? 23 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:37,406 Afghan citizenship. Hello? College loans. 24 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,325 Right. No. 25 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,785 Again with that jacket. 26 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,078 Why couldn't you have gotten attached 27 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,704 to something of your dad's from this decade? 28 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,832 Mom. Application. Focus. 29 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,237 We need to talk about this, Wren. 30 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,460 I understand that you want to go to NYU, 31 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,796 but Ohio State is just much less expensive. 32 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,841 I know it's a lot of money and I promise not to major in English 33 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,133 so I can help pay it off. 34 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,804 When my dad died, my mom kind of lost it. 35 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,099 She started dyeing her hair blonde, 36 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,684 shopping at Forever 21, 37 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:08,062 and going out with a person named Keevin. 38 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,397 Joy. 39 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,609 M'lady. 40 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,779 M'dawg. Yeah. 41 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,867 Apparently, dating a 26-year-old 42 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,494 is one of the seven stages of grief. 43 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,502 Come on, Albert! Let's go! 44 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,884 So, which do you think, sexy kitty or sexy mouse? 45 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,595 Can't you be a kitty without being sexy? 46 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,096 Um, no. 47 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,181 Hello? Being sexy is what's gonna get us 48 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,892 into Aaron Riley's party tonight. 49 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,352 We're never getting into Aaron Riley's party. 50 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,437 We're not that cool. 51 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,522 It's really sad that you're a pessimist. 52 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,357 Realist. 53 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,569 I read a statistic that a good Halloween costume 54 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,864 can increase your chance of popularity by 32%. So, 55 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,450 have you thought about what you're going as yet? 56 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:06,370 I was thinking maybe Ruth Bader Ginsburg? 57 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,415 We learned about her in Government. 58 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,335 Feminist icon? Supreme Court justice? 59 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,670 Aaron Riley is a musician. 60 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,297 He is not a law-abiding citizen. 61 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,382 He's not gonna know who that is. 62 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,302 What if I did a rap explaining who I am? 63 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,512 Stop. You're getting your nerd juice all over me. 64 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,307 - Wren. Hey! - Speaking of nerds. God. 65 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,309 - Hey, Roosevelt. - Morning, ladies. 66 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,144 Happy Halloween. Right? 67 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,396 Albert, what's shaking, buddy? 68 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,482 Still not talking? 69 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,817 Nope. Going on almost a year. 70 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,738 Thanks. Hey, this monster's got some pretty big eyeballs. 71 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,365 That looks like your sweater. 72 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,034 My boobs. I'll take that. 73 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,287 So, what are you going as for Halloween? 74 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,039 E.O. Wilson. 75 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,791 The father of sociobiology? 76 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:52,875 Exactly. 77 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,680 You two are going to costume jail for life. 78 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,379 Congratulations. You found someone 79 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,131 with a more obscure costume than Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 80 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,008 Wait. You think it's obscure? 81 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,385 Hey. 82 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,846 Maybe you could do an explaining rap, too. 83 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,810 I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist 84 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:14,563 I study ants and stuff if you get the gist 85 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,359 I'm about as cool as a guy can get. 86 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:21,654 Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net. 87 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,155 - Yeah! - Right? 88 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,782 - That was good. - It's easy. 89 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:28,828 You could even do a stick bug dance to really bring it home. 90 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,038 - Or you couldn't do that. - Like one of these. 91 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,415 My God. What are you doing? 92 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,375 Don't... Don't do that. 93 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,585 - What? Don't do what? - That. 94 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,879 Maybe you'll like praying mantis better. Ready? 95 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:39,964 Whoo! 96 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,008 - Can you please stop it? - You don't like that? 97 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,092 Wren, I said please. 98 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,427 The turtle is one of my personal favorites. 99 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:45,761 Whoo! 100 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,138 Wren, please cut it out. 101 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,432 I'm gonna throw up. 102 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,100 Maybe this will make you feel better. 103 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,269 I don't even know what kind of bug this is. 104 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,771 But what do you think about these moves, April? 105 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,024 How am I looking now? 106 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:19,253 Aaron Riley. God. Stud. 107 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,089 Legend. 108 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,178 Didn't know you could move like that, Desantis. 109 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,931 You coming to my party tonight? 110 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,851 'Cause you should. 111 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,144 I should? 112 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:36,479 You should. 113 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:37,688 I should. 114 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,108 Maybe I'll play a song for you. 115 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,120 Wren. We're going to Aaron Riley's party. 116 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,663 This is fully... 117 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,165 Albert! 118 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,667 He should not be off-leash. 119 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:06,383 Halloween just went from another holiday I was trying to avoid 120 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,345 to possibly the greatest night of my life. 121 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:28,823 Okay, so now I really need to figure out my costume, 122 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,535 because Ruth Bader Ginsburg won't work. 123 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,870 What about sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg? 124 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,665 No, that's weird. 125 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,962 April's got dibs on wildlife. 126 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:52,471 And Aaron Riley always goes as the star of his favorite movie. 127 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,723 Why not? They keep making sequels. 128 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,523 No. Not a chance. 129 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,654 Hey. Look, you love Spider-Man. 130 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,322 He looks like a Mexican wrestler. 131 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:16,328 Whatever. For once, you're not my problem tonight. 132 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:35,806 Thanks to some inspiration from Pink Floyd, 133 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:39,643 I got it. Dorothy, from The Wizard of Oz. 134 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,229 Not only is she an iconic female hero, 135 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,689 but she also provides a costume 136 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,691 that I happen to have in my closet. 137 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,619 Yellow brick road, here we come. 138 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,790 Hey, Wren. What do you think? 139 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,794 I think people might misinterpret what you mean by "trick or treat." 140 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,129 That's what you're taking Albert out in? 141 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,797 No, I forgot to tell you. 142 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,424 You're gonna watch Albert tonight. 143 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,593 I'm going to a party with Keevin. 144 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,637 A party? With Keevin? 145 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,513 Why are you saying his name like that? 146 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,724 It's not even a name, Mom. You're either Kevin or you're Steven. 147 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,267 Keevin does not exist. 148 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,145 Keevin does exist, and he is kind and employed. 149 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,274 No, Mom, I did not agree to this. Please? 150 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,526 Don't do this to me. 151 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,111 Honey, if you watch Albert tonight, 152 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,239 I'll sign the application for NYU tomorrow. 153 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,241 And then this time next year, you're gonna be 154 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,117 trick-or-treating the West Village! 155 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,578 I love you, thank you, you're welcome. 156 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:51,799 Happy Halloween, Spidey. Aren't you adorable? 157 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,512 You have a lot to choose from. Pick your favorite. 158 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,707 Honey! Honey, I think we need more candy. 159 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,210 This sucks. 160 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:31,463 I can't believe we're missing the party. 161 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:36,427 How about this? When's Albert's bedtime? 162 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,720 9:00. 163 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,639 But if he's riding a sugar high, sometime next week. 164 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,148 My God, it's Aaron. How did he get my number? 165 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,444 A smiley face emoticon? 166 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,738 We have to go. 167 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,906 If we don't, he'll move on to someone else. 168 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,659 My mom's been married three times. 169 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,745 Trust me, that is how love works. 170 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,122 Whose child is this? 171 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,373 Get over here. 172 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,792 Hi. 173 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,878 Does he belong to you? 174 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,256 He cleaned me out. The sign says, "Take one." 175 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,259 Plus, I don't think he needs the extra pounds. 176 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,595 Sorry, sir. 177 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,601 Albert, do you have any idea what I sacrificed to be out here tonight? 178 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,062 Do we need to send you to rehab? 179 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,439 Okay, we're going to go through the haunted house, 180 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,691 and then you're going to bed. Come on. 181 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,156 Damn! I've never seen you like that. 182 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,493 I guess the pressure of being a teen mom is getting to me. 183 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,286 - Roosevelt! - My... 184 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,247 Hey, Peng. 185 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,457 Wren, hey. 186 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,000 What the hell are you? 187 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:54,338 I'm Aaron Burr, fool. The dude who shot Alexander Hamilton. 188 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,840 Check it. Period gat. 189 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,425 Don't worry, it's just an antique. 190 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,928 I'm going to step outside. 191 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,305 So, Wren, 192 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,101 listen, I think it's really cool that you don't 193 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,561 feel the need to dress sexy on Halloween, 194 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,021 like some other girls. 195 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,942 Thank you, Roosevelt. 196 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,404 Well, I'd better catch up with my brother. 197 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,240 So, you guys have a good night. Bye. 198 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,625 Albert? 199 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:33,669 Albert? 200 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,304 Albert, I want to thank you. 201 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,224 If it wasn't for you always doing stuff like petting a dead cat, 202 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,428 I might never have found the motivation to leave home. 203 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,145 You're not my mommy. 204 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,566 Bitch. 205 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,027 Albert? 206 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,073 Albert! 207 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,373 Albert. 208 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,042 Albert! 209 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,337 Albert! 210 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,725 Albert! 211 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:35,939 Albert. 212 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:40,695 Albert! 213 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,369 Albert. 214 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,538 Thank God. 215 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,542 Hey! I'm not doing anything wrong. 216 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,794 This is 100% legal. 217 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,006 Yes, but very, very creepy. 218 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,842 Albert! 219 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,600 My mom is going to kill me. 220 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,732 Keevin Kilpatrick. 221 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,025 My oldest chum. 222 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,944 Nathaniel Brueder. 223 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,237 You've heard all about the lovely Joy. 224 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,821 - Hi. - Indeed I have. 225 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,032 But you were wrong about one thing, Keevin. 226 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,201 She's twice as beautiful as Katie Couric. 227 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,288 Thank you. She could be my mother, but 228 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,041 I love her and I think she's so brave. 229 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,711 Please, welcome, welcome. Casa de Brueder. 230 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,348 I brought some wine. Do you have a wine table, 231 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,799 or should I give this to one of the servers? 232 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,676 You are a peach. My parents love wine. 233 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,053 You can chuck it in their wine cellar downstairs. 234 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,805 Why are they here? 235 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,891 Because, duh, they live here. 236 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,811 Great people. You'll love them. 237 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,730 Come on. Everyone's down in the Nate Cave. Race you! 238 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,695 Dude, I worked, like, 13 hours this week. 239 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,031 I don't know about you, but I'm ready to cut loose! 240 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,670 Can you walk any faster? 241 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,673 No, I can't. We need a car. 242 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,175 I should call the police again. Or the hospital. 243 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,677 Or maybe the pound. 244 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,305 This is bad, April. This is really, really bad. 245 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,725 Come on. What's the worst that could happen to him? 246 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,436 Okay. How about this? 247 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,021 We split up. 248 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,273 Cover more houses. 249 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,027 Let me guess. So you can go to the party. 250 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,196 - It's at a house. - Come on! 251 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,909 Well played, Galaxy Scout. 252 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,290 Hey, there, little man. 253 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,960 Whoa, that arm looks real bad. 254 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,880 Who was it? Green Goblin or that lunatic, Dr. Octopus? 255 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,050 Venom? You must have been freaking out. 256 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,470 What's happening? Yeah, of course. 257 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,221 You need to feed. 258 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,474 It's very full already, but still... 259 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,559 Do you chew, bro? 260 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,645 That's disgusting to say. 261 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,313 Expecting? 262 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,856 Utility knife. 263 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,984 I don't know why we have so many knives and safety pins. 264 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,028 You backed up in any way or... 265 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,365 Here we go. 266 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,034 Just mainline it, right? 267 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,410 I mean, don't really mainline it 268 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,580 because that would be intense. Hey. 269 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,084 You're that little kid from the arcade, right? 270 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,295 Man, you are an absolute beast at Mario Kart. 271 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,256 Wow, a living legend in my presence. I am Fuzzy, 272 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,218 and you are Spidey. Of course. 273 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,761 Well, nice to meet you, Spidey. 274 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,930 Slushee's on the house. 275 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,057 Cool. Anyways... 276 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,476 Nice to meet you and everything 277 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,269 and stay in touch, man. Just don't... 278 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,438 if you see me in the arcade, 279 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,817 say, "What's up?" and I'll spot you some quarters, 280 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,819 'cause you got mad skills. 281 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:09,986 That went weird. 282 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,490 What's up, fellows? Making an omelet? 283 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,575 Yeah, with a side of T. P. 284 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,828 - Who you hitting? - Whoever has got it coming. 285 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,413 Tonight's all about revenge. 286 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,332 First on our list is Stacy Lautner's house. 287 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,127 She said she'd be my lab partner this year, 288 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,963 but first day of class, she was sitting with David G. 289 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,299 Man, I feel your pain, brother. 290 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,718 Stay strong. 291 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,344 All right, man. Wish us luck. 292 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,971 Hey, we're sensitive guys, right? 293 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,431 Vengeance. 294 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,766 Yeah. Vengeance. 295 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,109 Vengeance. 296 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,531 Okay. All right. 297 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,130 What's up, Spidey? You just chilling out here by yourself? 298 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,215 Okay. 299 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:16,136 Well, no man should ride alone tonight. 300 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,972 You don't have any friends or anything? 301 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,475 Look who's talking. 302 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,560 I tell you what. 303 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,646 I need a man for a mission. 304 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,817 One man for one mission to avenge one broken heart. 305 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,154 Will it be dangerous? Yes. Very much so. 306 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,782 In fact, I'm quite scared about it. 307 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,534 Will we make it back alive? I don't know, to be honest. 308 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,702 I do not know. 309 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,370 But I can promise you this. 310 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,540 He who follows me unto the breach, my dear friends, 311 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,460 will be rewarded with unlimited free Funyuns 312 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,670 for the rest of his life. 313 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,006 So, look. 314 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,962 I just feel like we could help each other out tonight. 315 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,722 So what do you say, Spidey? Are you in? 316 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,560 Take your time. 317 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,694 Yep. Bam. Awesome. 318 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:15,946 Great news. 319 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,031 All right, so... 320 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,576 Just get in my car and we'll roll, man, like homeys. 321 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,205 Not that I'm luring a kid into my car. 322 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,708 I'm not luring a kid into my car. 323 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,587 Let's check in here. Albert's nursing a major Slushee habit. 324 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,465 Okay, seriously, what is wrong with you? 325 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,134 Okay, I wasn't going to bring this up, 326 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,970 but it has reached crisis stage. 327 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,722 I put Nair on my butt this morning. 328 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,141 My God, it is chafing something fierce. 329 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,311 Here we go, Spidey. The adventure begins. 330 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,021 It was an accident. 331 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,149 - You Naired your butt? - Yeah, and it burns. 332 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,734 Why in God's name would you do that? 333 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,987 It's like fire shooting out of my ass. 334 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,031 Nerd alert. Other way. 335 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,116 Shh. 336 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,494 Please do not forget that in our cross-ex. 337 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,621 Just chill, bro. It's Spring Lake. 338 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,290 Follow me. 339 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,709 Roosevelt! 340 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,336 Peng! Hey, guys, what's going on? 341 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,798 We were just actually going over our strategy 342 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:17,924 for tomorrow's match. 343 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,677 - Fencing? - Debate, actually. 344 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,679 First co-captains in school history. 345 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,223 - That's really cool. - Um, Wren? 346 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:30,437 So, how do you get to the big match? Is there a team bus? 347 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,023 No, I drive my car. 348 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,192 Well, it's not my car, but I can get permission. 349 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,529 So could you get permission tonight? 350 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,616 Tonight? You want me to drive the car... 351 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,119 You want me to drive, tonight, with it? You in it? 352 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,247 What he was trying to say is we would love to drive around 353 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,707 with you girls at night with no parents. 354 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,167 Great. 355 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,086 So, yeah. Let's... Let's hit the road. Let's go. 356 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,380 The thing is... 357 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,800 I haven't fully completed my trust window yet. 358 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,303 Your trust window? 359 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,473 It's like a second learner's permit, but between me and my moms. 360 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,476 You know, for six months, I can't drive with anyone 361 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,854 outside my immediate academic and/or social circles. 362 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,731 Bummer. Let's go. 363 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,232 But... 364 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,236 We're friends. 365 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,641 My Crush. 366 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,813 It's all over the floor. 367 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,606 You guys want to go? 368 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,775 We should go. 369 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,486 Prostitution. 370 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:12,497 Okay, come on in. Shoes off, slippers on. 371 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,290 And please use your inside voices, 372 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,002 which, if you need a barometer, is about where I am now. 373 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,754 No problem. So what's our cover? 374 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,464 We're debate team cheerleaders or something? 375 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,757 No, it's okay. 376 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,135 You're my friends, you lost your brother. 377 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,970 I don't ever lie to my moms. 378 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,388 One more thing. 379 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,141 Do either of you carry any sort of unusual scents 380 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,393 or chemical odors? 381 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,146 Really know how to smooth talk a girl. 382 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,940 I mean like scented lotions, perfumes. 383 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,401 Fragrances set off Tolstoy's asthma. 384 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,153 - Tolstoy? - The cat. 385 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,196 He's a gray tabby. He's 12. 386 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,322 Really? 387 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:49,451 Wait. What about the Nair on your... 388 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,454 - You-know-what. - Shh! 389 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,915 Don't talk about my you-know-what in front of them. 390 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,376 We love cats! 391 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,772 Roosevelt. 392 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,939 Hey, Moms. 393 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,026 I thought he was just talking like Lil Wayne. 394 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:26,362 I didn't expect you home until Charlie Rose. 395 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,282 Moms, this is Wren Desantis. 396 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,452 - Hi. - And April... 397 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,162 April... 398 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,040 Martin-Danzinger-Ross. 399 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,043 The only thing my mom loves more than men is hyphens. 400 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,756 So this is the Wren Desantis. 401 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:46,508 "The"? 402 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,843 I hear you're applying to NYU. 403 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,806 Yes, I think I mentioned that to Roosevelt once. 404 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,140 Great school. 405 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,767 That's where Barb earned her third doctorate. 406 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:56,851 Yeah. 407 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,978 - In prenatal psychology. Yeah. - Yeah. 408 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,731 I'm still in touch with the dean through my heirloom bean club. 409 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,399 - Great guy. - Earl. 410 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,526 - He's a lovely person. - Yeah, he's a good guy. 411 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,944 He would write a letter in a heartbeat. 412 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,278 Are you kidding me? 413 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,708 - Yeah. - And very knowledgeable about beans. 414 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,451 I'm not sure where I am on chits... 415 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:14,869 Ba-b-b-b-b-b! 416 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,913 Speak the Greek language. 417 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,542 It's ancient Greek. It's just this fun thing we... 418 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,710 I would like to use the car. 419 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,391 What's going on? 420 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,892 You were right about the Nair. 421 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,189 My God, my ass is killing this cat. 422 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,818 Please? 423 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,279 No way! 424 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:51,614 Let's go! 425 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,493 - It was so nice to meet you two. - Bye, Mrs. Leroux. 426 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:56,911 Bye, Mrs. Leroux. 427 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:00,874 What was that about? 428 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,333 I don't know. We should have breastfed longer. 429 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:03,751 Honey. 430 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,630 Tolstoy! Jackie! Kitty down! 431 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,007 We have a kitty down! 432 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,092 What happened? 433 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,427 It's my fault. 434 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:15,180 I completely blanked on the ancient Greek for "seatbelt." 435 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,389 So now what do we do? 436 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:19,934 We drive really, really carefully. 437 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,481 Okay, Spidey, I don't know if you know about super-spy missions, 438 00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,817 but the key here is the element of surprise. 439 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:31,779 We must be very, very, very stealthy. 440 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,285 There's Lara's place right up there. 441 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,788 We had a lot of good times in that apartment. 442 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:42,832 I mean, not like that. 443 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,752 Well, like that, just not because of that. 444 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,465 Special. You know what I mean? 445 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,134 Do you? 446 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,136 Okay. 447 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,139 All right, well, you know, she didn't think so, because 448 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:02,477 she started sharing intimacies with this mixed martial arts guy. 449 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,396 Big, scary guy called Jörgen. 450 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,815 You know, the two rock dots over the "o"? 451 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:12,570 He has this huge tattoo on his arm of this dragon smoking a cigarette, 452 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:15,782 which I personally find redundant because I don't see why a dragon 453 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,283 would smoke a cigarette. 454 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,036 It doesn't make any sense. You know what I'm saying? 455 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,538 Dragons have smoke in their body. 456 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,332 It's part of being a dragon. 457 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,001 Not to mention if he's got dragon kids. 458 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,212 Smoking around dragon kids? I don't know. 459 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,674 Time for vengeance, Spidey. Yeah! 460 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:36,094 Okay, man, get pumped, here we go! Let's do this. 461 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,099 Aw, what? 462 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:47,647 I'm gonna have to get a little bit closer. 463 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,065 You might wanna put your mask on 464 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:52,026 because we're about to commit a very serious crime. 465 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,196 I mean, you're a minor, still, but, you know, 466 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,365 these days, they execute minors. 467 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,285 Okay. All right. Here we go. 468 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,293 Let's play. 469 00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:12,880 Yeah! 470 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,300 Direct hit, Spidey! 471 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,426 Yeah! 472 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:17,969 All right. 473 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,472 No, that's a fire. 474 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,516 There's a fire. It's all on fire. 475 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,144 Get the hose! Spidey, get the hose! 476 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,236 No! 477 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,487 No. 478 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,197 What have I done? 479 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,412 Fuzzy? 480 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:45,997 Lara? 481 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,832 What the hell? 482 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,500 Who the hell are you? 483 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,085 Lara! 484 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:58,885 Kill him, baby! Kill him! 485 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,929 This went horribly wrong. 486 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,516 Whoa. Right there. 487 00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,435 - This is a nightmare! - Come here! 488 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,604 Run, Spidey! Go! Save yourself! 489 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,690 Meet me at the car! 490 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,114 Get him! 491 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:21,407 You're dead. 492 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,034 What? Come on! No! 493 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,916 What is going on? 494 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:44,889 Wait. Wait, Spidey! Spidey! 495 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,059 Spidey! 496 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,897 He really loves that candy. 497 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,485 - Fuzzy? - Lara! 498 00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,405 Thank God. Please, you gotta help me get my car back. 499 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,074 Why should I give a crap what happens to your lame car? 500 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:06,911 Because there's an eight-year-old boy inside. 501 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,082 That's messed up. 502 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,209 It's not what you're thinking. 503 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,990 We checked the mini-mart and the arcade. 504 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,533 The comic book store is closed. 505 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:49,162 I know. Let's go to Captain Chicken. Albert lives for that stuff. 506 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,497 Really? Despite all the trans fat? 507 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,438 I know a place where we can ask 200 people if they've seen him. 508 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,587 No, April, for the hundredth time, 509 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,881 we are not going to Aaron Riley's. 510 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,382 You know, to be honest, 511 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,551 I don't really get all the hype about Aaron. 512 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:07,763 Well, A, he's gorgeous, and B, please refer to A. 513 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:10,057 Pump it up, bro! Let's get some tunes going! 514 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,142 Hey, stop. 515 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,686 Only the pilot touches the controls. 516 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:14,896 This is the most fun I've ever had. 517 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,772 Chicks dig music, bro. 518 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:17,857 Stop messing! 519 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,572 Fantastic! You broke the stereo! 520 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,200 No big deal. Just put the knob back on! 521 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,410 Yeah. Seriously, Peng, just give me the knob! 522 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,370 I don't have the knob, Roosevelt! 523 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:32,455 I think it's over here! 524 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,249 Find the knob! Do not touch my leg! 525 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,418 Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going? 526 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,587 You said Captain Chicken. 527 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,881 Yeah, from a side street. Not the strip! 528 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:42,965 I want out! 529 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,594 My God! This is where cool people hang out. 530 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,429 We are officially losers! 531 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:49,931 I want out! 532 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,433 Let me out of this nerd ship! 533 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,352 Rule 6C, child safety locks... 534 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,020 Get us out of here, Roosevelt! 535 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,438 Where do you want me to go? 536 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,106 God! 537 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,568 No! Here comes the uplifting chorus! 538 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,260 Okay, we're almost there. Hang on, guys. 539 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:30,221 What's happening? 540 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,848 What? 541 00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:34,267 It's ancient Greek for broken alternator. 542 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:35,393 They tried telling me. 543 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,312 Move the babe magnet, asswad! 544 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,815 Yeah, asswad! 545 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,068 What's up, bitches? 546 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,528 Why don't you get out of that honky-ass truck 547 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,988 and come at me like a man? 548 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:54,412 Start the car, Roosevelt. Start it! Start the car! 549 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,831 I'm trying. Why must you always be so confrontational? 550 00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:58,791 Sorry, man. You know how jacked up I get 551 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,209 the night before a debate. 552 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,003 My God. It's my mom. 553 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:06,007 Holy crap, that's Mike Puglio. He's the wedgie king. 554 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,300 Don't answer it! 555 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,260 She's gonna think that something's up. 556 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,636 Something is up. 557 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,388 Hulk like kitty. 558 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,057 - Hey. - Here, kitty, kitty. 559 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,225 Hey, Mom. 560 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,103 - Hi, hon. How's it going? - It's going. It's going great. 561 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,814 Exactly as you would want it to go, so that's good. 562 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,900 Hey! Nice wig, Grandma! 563 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:27,737 What was that? 564 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,280 That was Albert's horror film. 565 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:30,865 Doctor's orders. 566 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,533 Yeah. 567 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,493 Hey, Joy. Guess what? 568 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,162 No. 569 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,496 Classic Brueder! 570 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:40,833 - Step out of the banana wagon! - Sorry, Mom! 571 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,084 Hands full with putting Albert to bed. 572 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,378 But it's all under control, though, so you stay out! 573 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:47,089 Stay out and have fun! Stay out very late, okay? 574 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,633 What is going on over there? 575 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,969 That's a very, very good pantomime. 576 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,346 Wren, can you hear me? 577 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,555 Do you do theater? 578 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,140 All right, love you. Bye. 579 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,892 - Wait, wait, wait! - Hulk smash! 580 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,062 - Punch it! Go! - Go! 581 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:04,607 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 582 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,903 That guy is getting a serious wedgie! 583 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,786 Evasive maneuvers! Hard right! 584 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,537 Hard right! 585 00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,715 Dude, where'd they go? 586 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,677 Roosevelt, roll down the window. 587 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,846 Welcome to Captain Chicken. 588 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,599 What be your ahr-derrr? 589 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,520 Have any fat, one-armed Spider-Men been through here? 590 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,869 Hey, there, little guy. Where's your family? 591 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,913 Hey! We're gonna be late. 592 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:02,915 Cover charge goes up in 15 minutes. 593 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,125 Okay. 594 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,877 Look, I got to go, but I'm not leaving you here by yourself. 595 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:07,962 You got lD? 596 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,548 I'm just kidding. Come on. 597 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:15,553 I'm Galaxy Scout. You must be Spidey. 598 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,513 Do you like to dance? 599 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,228 My God. What are we listening to? 600 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,647 That's my moms' favorite musical. 601 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,067 Dad? Unlock me. 602 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,905 April, I need your help. You are my best friend! 603 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,699 Which is why it's my duty 604 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:39,118 to tell you you are one more nerd music jam away 605 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,495 from total social suicide! 606 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,663 Bye. 607 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,165 What? Peng! 608 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:45,416 Stop her! Grab her legs! 609 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,501 I got her! I got her! 610 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,044 Get off of me! 611 00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:50,796 Not tonight. Nothing tonight. 612 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:54,383 Okay, let me go and I'll let you touch my boob for 10 seconds. 613 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,093 - Thirty! - Fifteen. 614 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,179 Twenty and I can pick a cold day. 615 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,139 - Done. - Ha! 616 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,099 April, come on, get back in, seriously. 617 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,768 Watch out! 618 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,937 Gotcha, perds! 619 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,857 Thought you ditched us, didn't you, fartbreath? 620 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,358 They look so mad. 621 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,867 Inside voices, inside voices! 622 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,120 Jump the curb. 623 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,289 I have this. 624 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,800 I did not have it. 625 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,987 Roosevelt, I'm so sorry. 626 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,491 I'll tell your moms it was all my fault. 627 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,409 I made you do it! 628 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,288 No, you didn't make me do anything. I wanted to. 629 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:07,790 Really? 630 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,625 You wanted to spend your Halloween 631 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:12,586 driving all over town in a rolling "Kick Me" sign? 632 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:16,423 You wanted to get violated by a giant pirate bird? 633 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,927 You losers have ruined our social lives! 634 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,395 Peng! 635 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,152 Let's go back to the car. I can't breathe. 636 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,904 What the... 637 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:42,741 Wait. Peng. 638 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:45,870 He's packing heat! 639 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,371 What's he doing? 640 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,123 Hang on there, little buddy, all right. 641 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,458 You got to give me a fighting chance. 642 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,628 Let's settle this like gentlemen. 643 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,297 We're not even really gentlemen. 644 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,756 We're barely even men. 645 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,258 Hey, Peng, let's just go. 646 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,515 Count us off. 647 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:11,061 One! Two! Three! 648 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,898 Ignore him, Peng! Just walk away! 649 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:17,234 Yeah. Losers talk, winners walk, buddy. Let's go! 650 00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:18,652 Ten! 651 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:30,122 We have a situation here involving a musket and a drumstick. 652 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,836 That gun doesn't even work, Peng. 653 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,671 He is gonna beat the crap out of you! 654 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,508 You're right, man. 655 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,477 Mike! 656 00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,653 Dude, dude, dude. Dude. 657 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:05,199 Dude, it's chicken. Chill out, dude. It's just chicken. 658 00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:07,409 It's just chicken, man. 659 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:13,499 Dude, cops. Let's split. 660 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:17,836 For the record, those were not real tears! 661 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:21,674 And Captain Chicken, your food sucks! 662 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,259 Come on, Peng. We still need to find Albert 663 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,345 and I can't do it without you. We're a team, okay? 664 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,347 All four of us. 665 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,519 April? 666 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:36,271 I thought all I wanted was a night like this, 667 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,693 but we don't belong out here. 668 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,033 What if we do? 669 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,952 Come on, Peng, let's go. 670 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,537 Come on, Peng! 671 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,871 Peng! 672 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,623 Hey. Hey! 673 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,716 Stop the car, Chicken Boy! Stop! Police! Hey! 674 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,805 - My God! Go, go, go! - I'm going! 675 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,724 Come on. Come on. 676 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,059 We got T. P.'ed? 677 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:15,894 What the hell? 678 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:18,147 - Stacy Lautner's dad? - Yeah. 679 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,314 She broke my heart. 680 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:20,899 Vengeance! 681 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,652 Halloween. 682 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,505 Hit the road, Webster. 683 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:27,424 I'm gonna show you how big people get their freak on. 684 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,384 But leave the stash! 685 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,512 I've been rippin' and tearin' since sundown 686 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,806 and I'm feeling a little snacky! 687 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:35,891 Ooh, twerk it, twerk it! 688 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,935 You're a pig, Jörgen. 689 00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:42,231 Big guy called Jörgen. 690 00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:46,652 He has this big tattoo on his arm of a dragon smoking a cigarette. 691 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:48,570 You even smell creepy. 692 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,656 Come on, let's go. 693 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,328 Cruddy. 694 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,413 Over-the-counter crap. 695 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,885 Is there a bathroom? Do you have a bathroom? 696 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:14,847 Excuse me. Sorry. 697 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:18,559 Yo! Real Housewives of Cleveland! 698 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:23,105 No. I would never be on that show. 699 00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:25,023 Excuse me. 700 00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,363 My God. 701 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,580 My God. I'm so sorry. 702 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,374 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come in... 703 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,877 How good is that book? 704 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:52,426 Can we... Can we help you with something? 705 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:55,888 I was just looking for a minute by myself 706 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:59,850 without a party animal farting in my phone. 707 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,060 Classic Brueder. 708 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:05,314 No offense. I mean, your son seems great. 709 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,066 He's an idiot. 710 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,902 Hey, guys, what's up? 711 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:12,988 Hey, you met. I love this. 712 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:16,742 Um, quick question. That rug in the entryway? 713 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:18,368 How flammable is it? 714 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,330 Is it like fire-retardant or just regular retardant, or... 715 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,040 Don't even worry about it. 716 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,334 Bee-tee-dubs, Eddie Oshinki's about to shoot 717 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:29,379 a ping pong ball out of his whatoosie, and Keevin really wants you to be there. 718 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,024 It's early in the relationship, he's still trying to impress her. 719 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,967 Young love, right? 720 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,641 Tea? Anyone? 721 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,769 I would love tea. Thank you. 722 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,320 I'm gonna have to flee to Mexico. 723 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:56,949 You? I lost my little brother on Halloween. 724 00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:58,992 They're gonna lock me up for life! 725 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,577 I shot a man! 726 00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:02,162 Actually, you shot a man's chicken. 727 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,624 It's not the same. 728 00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:10,754 What do you want? 729 00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:12,589 - He's here! - Where? 730 00:43:12,674 --> 00:43:16,635 At the party. I just saw him a second ago. Hurry. 731 00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:20,514 April found Albert! They're at Aaron Riley's! 732 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,598 Let's go! 733 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:30,065 Fuzzy. Bus stop. That way. 734 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:32,901 So we went to the tow yard and my car was there. 735 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:35,279 Spidey wasn't. Where could he be? 736 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:36,738 Mind telling me why you were hanging out 737 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,573 with an eight-year-old in the first place? 738 00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:39,992 I was lonely. 739 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:43,203 Ever since you left, I've been roommates with my sadness. 740 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,831 Hey, girl, where were you? 741 00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:47,749 Don't ask. I spent my night with Fuzz 742 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,252 trying to find some one-armed spider-midget. 743 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,754 My God. We know that dude. We were partying with him. 744 00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,464 - You were? - Yeah, he's awesome. 745 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:55,549 See, Lara? 746 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,343 It's not like I hang out with lame eight-year-olds. God! 747 00:43:58,553 --> 00:43:59,553 Where is he now? 748 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:01,096 I don't know. We lost him. 749 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,389 He was hitting the Rolos pretty hard. 750 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:04,641 Yeah, that's him. 751 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,518 Hey, ladies, need a ride? 752 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:07,936 Ew. 753 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:10,063 Looking good, Lara. 754 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:11,565 Thank you. 755 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,692 Hey, you take that back right now. 756 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:17,070 Hey, Lara, is that the guy who squats when he pees? 757 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,656 - Why would you say that to anybody? - You do. 758 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,658 I can't believe... 759 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:30,083 Spidey's stash can. 760 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:34,713 Spidey. 761 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:42,596 What kind of crazy shit are you mixed up in? 762 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:47,267 I think this is it right here. Make a right. 763 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,160 Hey. 764 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,206 I heard a rumor you shot Mike Puglio with a musket. 765 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,457 Ls that true? 766 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,625 Yeah. 767 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,043 My man. 768 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,253 Come on, I want to hear all about it. 769 00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:16,797 Hey, everyone. This is the guy who shot Puglio. 770 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:17,881 My God, at last. 771 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,634 I just saw him in the living room. Come on. 772 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,177 Um... 773 00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:26,306 Good idea. We'll split up, cover more ground that way. 774 00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:30,477 So? 775 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,818 Are you blind? On the stage. Over there. 776 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,987 Check, one, two. Check, check. 777 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:45,659 I can't believe I actually thought you found my brother. 778 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:49,704 Really? Because I totally tried to make it sound like that on purpose. 779 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:02,551 You look so familiar. 780 00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:06,346 Were you standing behind me in line for a mammogram last week? 781 00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,598 I think I was, actually. 782 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,851 I did get a mammogram last week, so... 783 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:13,854 Does everything come out okay? 784 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:18,608 Yes. Yes, they're... Thank you. How are yours? 785 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,235 Me, too. I'm good. 786 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:21,987 Good, good, good. 787 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,032 How'd you meet Keevin? 788 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:28,827 I met him at the Starbucks on Shattuck. 789 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,328 We go there. 790 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:34,040 My son loves Caramel Macchiatos and that's Keevin's specialty. 791 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,209 - You have a son? - Yep. 792 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,878 I have a son and a daughter. 793 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,006 Two children. And yet you date Keevin? 794 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,424 Larry. 795 00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:45,135 No, we... l mean, we're not all... 796 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,303 Where's your husband? 797 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,804 For Christ's sake. 798 00:46:47,889 --> 00:46:51,224 Lawrence Reuben Brueder. I am sorry. He's so nosey. 799 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:54,144 He's been watching a lot of Dr. Drew lately. 800 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,980 It's okay. He's dead, actually. He died. 801 00:46:57,190 --> 00:46:58,857 He passed away, and so, um... 802 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,400 You miss him? 803 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,319 Um... 804 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:05,113 Yeah, I miss my husband. I miss him a lot. 805 00:47:05,198 --> 00:47:08,325 You know, he was... He was my husband 806 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:11,578 and so I'm kind of alone. 807 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,913 I have the kids there, 808 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:16,541 but that's not really comforting because I'm their mother 809 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:18,706 and I kind of have to take care of them all the time. 810 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:21,796 And my son doesn't really talk a lot to people. 811 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:26,635 And then my daughter is talking about going to school in New York City 812 00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:28,386 and she wants to run across the country, 813 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:30,096 which is really terrifying to me 814 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,599 because then she's not gonna be near me 815 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,851 and I don't know how quickly this all happened 816 00:47:34,936 --> 00:47:38,230 because it feels like she was just a baby a couple of months ago. 817 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,940 You know, these are things that happen to people, 818 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,399 and a lot of people don't even understand 819 00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:42,817 what it's like to be a single mother. 820 00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,653 A lot of people don't even get it. 821 00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,863 And I'm a single mother. You know? 822 00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:49,324 I'm a single mother, and I'm sitting here 823 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:54,538 in a Britney Spears costume at a party with a son of yours 824 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:56,831 that lives with you. 825 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,960 So, yeah, I miss my husband. I miss him. 826 00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:08,260 What is that tea? It's so good. 827 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,680 I suppose you want to get back to the kids. 828 00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,433 I do, actually. 829 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:28,822 Come on, Albert, pick up. Pick up. 830 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:57,851 Yeah. 831 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:14,451 Hey, whoa, hey! 832 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:16,828 It's Fuzzy. What's up, man? 833 00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,663 I can't believe I found you. What up, dawg? 834 00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:20,540 Bam. Okay, good. 835 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:21,916 Follow-up question. 836 00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:24,919 What are you doing in the back of Jörgen's car? 837 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:26,755 Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? 838 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,840 Are you out of your mind? 839 00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:31,134 I like it. It shows gumption. 840 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:33,887 You got a lot of moxie, kid, I'll give you that. Bam. 841 00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:37,641 Stash can. Thought you might like to see that one. Good. 842 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:42,520 This Jörgen character has taken a dump on both of us. 843 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,523 But tonight, 844 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:48,026 tonight, we dump on him. 845 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,612 Guess what's in here? It's not French fries. 846 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:54,199 That's dog poo, professional grade. 847 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:58,620 Come on, look, it's short notice, okay? 848 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,372 Everyone has really tiny dogs these days. 849 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:03,500 I had to go to multiple houses just to get this. 850 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:05,835 I mean, it doesn't even smell. 851 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,587 I don't know what those people are feeding their dogs. 852 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:12,592 What do you got in there? Fireworks! Very nice. 853 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:14,886 Yeah. 854 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,226 Who's there? 855 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,105 Yeah. 856 00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:26,731 Yeah, Spidey, come on, let's go. 857 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,946 Spidey, come on. Come on, Spidey. Spidey? 858 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:41,454 Hot foot! You think I was born yesterday? 859 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:44,833 You're gonna have to come at old Jörgen with something 860 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,626 a little more than a burning bag of... 861 00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:48,086 Ooh! 862 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:53,466 You! 863 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,302 Jeez! You, come here! 864 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,221 Come here! You! 865 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,932 You little twerp, come here! Come here! 866 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:05,228 Come here! Stop kicking me! Jeez! 867 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,816 Come on, Fuzzy. Spidey needs you. 868 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,484 Why can't I move? 869 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,361 Stop biting! Stop biting! 870 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:28,585 Hey. 871 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,172 So... 872 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:35,175 I was planning to wait till first snowfall, but... 873 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:39,179 I think I'd like to collect on our deal right now. 874 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:45,518 Go for it. 875 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:54,277 - Seriously? - Twenty seconds, no honking. 876 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,123 You know, I think I'm gonna come in lefty. 877 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,541 My God. 878 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,803 You're an angel. 879 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,472 You're a glorious angel. 880 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:26,976 How long was that? 881 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,146 That was... 882 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:35,860 Enough. 883 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,582 Sir, I know I called before, 884 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,043 but could you please check lock-up one more time? 885 00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:54,754 There's a very real chance that he's been arrested. 886 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,339 Hello? 887 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:02,762 Hey. 888 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,181 Hi. 889 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:06,933 How's it going? 890 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:11,813 This morning, all I wanted was to get away from my little brother, and... 891 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:15,066 Now that I've lost him, I'd do anything to get him back. 892 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,026 You will. 893 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,028 Are you sure? 894 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:22,615 I mean, as E.O. Wilson says, 895 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:25,660 "You are capable of more than you know." 896 00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:28,538 Of course, he was talking about ants 897 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,373 being able to carry 10 times their body weight. 898 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:33,835 So I'm not really sure if it's applicable to this situation. 899 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,882 Thank you for helping me tonight. 900 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,051 I hope I didn't ruin your Halloween. 901 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:46,139 What? No. I never miss an opportunity to hang out 902 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,182 with a fellow fan of the Supreme Court. 903 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:54,397 Listen, I know this year's probably sucked for you. 904 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:57,317 I just wanted to say, 905 00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,903 the way that you've handled everything has been 906 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,321 really impressive. 907 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:03,406 Thank you. 908 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:07,493 You know, as much as I admire Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 909 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:11,664 I think you're just as smart and strong 910 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,000 and awesome as she is. 911 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,502 Not quite as sexy, but, 912 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:20,048 you know, you're young. You'll get there. 913 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:21,841 Seriously, 914 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:25,345 Wren, I, um... l just wanted to say... 915 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,846 There you are! 916 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,267 Wren... 917 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:35,104 I'm really sorry about everything. 918 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,690 I'm sorry about losing Albert. 919 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:41,027 I'm sorry about leaving you at Captain Chicken. 920 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,864 Be warned, it's about to get really girly up in here. 921 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,032 Okay. 922 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:50,036 We haven't had a super fun night in a long time, and... 923 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,539 I don't know. I just wanted it to be epic. 924 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:58,544 And maybe I got a little carried away. 925 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:03,549 You're my best friend, boo. I love you. 926 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:06,719 I love you, too. 927 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,305 I love you, too. 928 00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,059 Meow! 929 00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:18,064 What were you two doing out here? 930 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:20,650 Nothing. 931 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:21,818 We were just... 932 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:22,902 - Talking. - Don't care. 933 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:25,238 And now the best part is 934 00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:28,157 Aaron Riley is totally gearing up right now 935 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,118 to sing a song about you. 936 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:32,745 - Really? - Yes, really. 937 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:36,165 Come on, lady. You're not in Kansas anymore. 938 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:42,422 This song goes out to a special lady. Wren Desantis. 939 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,217 And, please, people, no recording devices. 940 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,970 I can't afford to have bootlegs out there. 941 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,767 Something about the way your hair. 942 00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:56,602 Falls across your face. 943 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:59,105 Your ears I want to nibble. 944 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,065 Your lips I want to taste 945 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:04,193 I only see you in homeroom. 946 00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:08,281 But I think of you all day. 947 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:17,040 Homeroom lady 948 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,543 I wonder what Roosevelt was about to say? 949 00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:24,589 He's so nice and funny and smart. 950 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,804 Wait a minute. 951 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:33,723 It's Aaron Riley! 952 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,267 Focus. 953 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,229 How could someone be so hot? 954 00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:41,981 Do you love me? 955 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,485 Do you not? 956 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,659 Do you? 957 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:59,248 Part of me really wanted to believe that if I kissed Aaron Riley, 958 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,833 I'd be somebody else. 959 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:05,004 Not just for a night, but forever. 960 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:08,508 And my family would be back to normal, 961 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,259 and everything would be perfect. 962 00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:17,183 I'm sorry. 963 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,309 What's your problem, 964 00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,853 - Dora the Explorer? - Excuse me, sorry. 965 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:23,731 But then I realized, perfect is an illusion. 966 00:57:23,816 --> 00:57:25,650 Just like Oz is for Dorothy. 967 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,861 L... 968 00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:31,948 I really appreciate you writing that song for me. 969 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:33,699 But 970 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,620 I have to go. 971 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:39,789 So, 972 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,708 goodbye, 973 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,962 Aaron Riley. 974 00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:04,564 I feel like my heart just broke. 975 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:06,232 Aww. 976 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,651 Who else wants to kiss me? 977 00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:10,027 - I do! - Me! 978 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,112 I do! 979 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:14,490 Roosevelt! 980 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,826 Roosevelt! Wait! 981 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:18,411 Wait! 982 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:28,921 What? You called me. Who is this? 983 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:31,632 This is Jörgen. I got Spidey. 984 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:34,552 My God! Albert? 985 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,013 You are such a lifesaver. Where are you? 986 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,098 Wait, it doesn't matter. I don't have a car. 987 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,864 Do you think maybe you could drop him off? 988 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,602 Maybe you don't understand. 989 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,979 See, Spidey thought it'd be a fun idea 990 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:47,481 to leave me a shit bomb. You know what that is? 991 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:49,025 It's shit with a bomb in it! 992 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,953 Now, I got a match next week! Do you hear me? 993 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,195 What do you want? 994 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,279 Cash. 995 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:56,032 The fight paid $200 if I lost, $400 if I won. 996 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,201 Let's say I would have won. 997 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:00,661 I don't have that kind of money. 998 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,038 I only get $20 a week. 999 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,122 Hey, I don't care. 1000 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,875 26 Grove Street. 1001 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:27,516 You got the cash? 1002 01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,186 Where is he? 1003 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:31,771 Albert, are you okay? 1004 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,022 Albert! 1005 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,190 Whoa. 1006 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:37,860 You know, playing pranks on Halloween is one thing. 1007 01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:40,905 But a bomb like that, that's terrorism. 1008 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:43,616 Tiny terrorism. 1009 01:01:45,786 --> 01:01:47,370 I'm so sorry about your foot. 1010 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,747 I'm sure that he didn't mean to hurt you. 1011 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:51,999 I've been training for months. 1012 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,126 Do you have any idea what a strict diet 1013 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,420 of protein shakes and Red Bull does to a man? 1014 01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:00,132 I have a yeast infection. 1015 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,388 I don't have the money. 1016 01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:07,932 Well, police it is. 1017 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:11,894 No, please! 1018 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:14,313 Please. 1019 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:16,482 He's all I have left. 1020 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:29,412 Do you have Licensed To III? 1021 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:32,248 The Beastie Boys? Sister, I was rocking Brass Monkey 1022 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,500 when you were still a tadpole in your daddy's sack. 1023 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,460 Look at the liner notes. 1024 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,926 911, what is your emergency? 1025 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:45,928 Hello? Can you speak? 1026 01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:48,556 Please hold. 1027 01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:50,808 You're putting us on hold? 1028 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,896 Right there. It says "Peter Desantis." 1029 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,649 That's my dad. 1030 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:02,445 And this, 1031 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,248 this is Mike D's. 1032 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,375 You don't expect me to believe that's Mike D's. 1033 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,252 My dad was a sound engineer in New York. 1034 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:19,628 He worked on their album. 1035 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,006 Mike D left his jacket in the studio on the last day, 1036 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,883 so my dad just kept it. 1037 01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:26,177 Kind of like I did. 1038 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,888 After he died. 1039 01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:33,893 Look at the stitching. 1040 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,318 Well, I appreciate the donation, 1041 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:44,820 but some kids just belong in prison. Let's go. 1042 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:46,155 What? 1043 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,406 - Let's go! - No! What do you mean? 1044 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:49,325 - I mean, let's go! - No, you said... Albert! 1045 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:50,743 No, stop! 1046 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,412 Albert! Let go of me! 1047 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:55,456 Yeah! 1048 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:57,750 What the hell? 1049 01:04:11,932 --> 01:04:13,599 Who wants some? 1050 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:16,602 Albert! 1051 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:22,608 My beans! 1052 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:25,486 Yeah! 1053 01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:29,365 Sir? Still holding, and I really need to go to the bathroom. 1054 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:33,160 Albert! 1055 01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:37,122 Come on. Let's go. 1056 01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:43,087 No, Albert! 1057 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:44,755 Come here, boy! 1058 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:45,839 Albert! 1059 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,132 Where are you going? 1060 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:49,677 Come on, Albert, hurry! 1061 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,161 Come on, Spidey, I got you covered! 1062 01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:53,889 Hi. Hello. I'm here to rescue you. 1063 01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,645 Trick or treat, bitch! 1064 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:06,652 Woo-hoo! 1065 01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,115 Yeah! 1066 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:15,119 Okay. 1067 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:17,496 I'm... What are you doing? 1068 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:19,498 I'm saving the day. 1069 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,500 I'm sorry, who are you? 1070 01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:23,544 Sorry. My name's Fuzzy. 1071 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,546 - Ooh. Yeah. - Okay, this... 1072 01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:27,047 Sorry, you have bad timing. 1073 01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:29,333 - They're getting closer, you know. - Yeah, yeah, sorry. 1074 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:31,510 Hey, Spidey. 1075 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:35,097 When you're ready to talk, I'm around to listen. 1076 01:05:35,515 --> 01:05:37,433 Thanks for helping a brother out tonight. 1077 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:38,601 Okay. 1078 01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,603 Bam. 1079 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,605 Slam dunk. 1080 01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:46,942 Hey. Whoo! Over here! 1081 01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:49,445 Hey, coppers! I'm crazy! 1082 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:50,696 - It's a naked man! - Go! 1083 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:54,158 I'm naked! Come get me, coppers! I'm a loon! 1084 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,701 Come on. Let's go. 1085 01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:58,871 You'll never take me alive! Hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1086 01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:05,669 It has to be the best one we've done. 1087 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:07,546 For sure. In this series. 1088 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,631 Well, you know why? 1089 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:09,715 Because our heart is in this one. 1090 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,800 Yeah. And it's evolved. 1091 01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:14,637 It's evolved, our understanding of it. 1092 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,139 Our understanding evolved. 1093 01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:22,728 Roosevelt? 1094 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,148 - Is everything okay? - Where have you been? 1095 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,901 I messed up, Moms. I messed up bad. 1096 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:29,985 Ba-b-b-b-b! 1097 01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:33,989 No, No, I can't. 1098 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,743 I'm not gonna say it in Greek or Aramaic or any other pre-Christian language. 1099 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,953 Okay. You know that girl, Wren? 1100 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:41,872 I blew it. 1101 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:44,683 I mean, we drove around all night looking for her little brother. 1102 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:48,295 And, the Volvo, it's dead. It's totaled. It's gone. 1103 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:49,630 - What? - What? 1104 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,090 - It's dead. - What did you... 1105 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:54,009 And after everything, she goes for this guy, Aaron, 1106 01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:56,512 who can't even play a proper C chord. 1107 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:59,223 Roosevelt, we are so disappointed in you. 1108 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,100 I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick. 1109 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,184 Barb? 1110 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:04,937 I know. I'm sorry. I'll pay off every penny. 1111 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:07,147 Yeah. Yeah, you will. 1112 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:10,067 But I don't give a rat's patootie about the Volvo. 1113 01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:12,319 In fact, 1114 01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:17,157 the fact that you're here in the creamy, milky flesh 1115 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:20,119 means the unibody construction did its job. 1116 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,455 Did we bring you up to quit? 1117 01:07:23,832 --> 01:07:25,374 Did we bring you up to run away 1118 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,959 with your tail between your legs every time 1119 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,294 some hot Fonzie with a guitar woos your girl? 1120 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:33,215 Anything in this world worth having is worth fighting for. 1121 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,384 Yeah, well, not actual fighting, of course. 1122 01:07:35,844 --> 01:07:38,762 Figurative. We don't condone violence outside of the dojo. 1123 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:41,432 - Come on, Barb. - Right. Of course. 1124 01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:46,603 Of course. 1125 01:07:46,855 --> 01:07:50,607 If you really care about her, honey, you need to tell her that. 1126 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:52,985 You want me to call her for you? 1127 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,194 Barb. 1128 01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:56,447 No. Thanks. That's great advice. 1129 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,490 Let him do his own work. Okay? This is his thing. 1130 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,453 It's hard! He's getting old. 1131 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,788 She called me. Hold on. 1132 01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,832 Hey, Roosevelt, it's Wren. 1133 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,293 I found Albert, but unfortunately 1134 01:08:09,377 --> 01:08:11,086 my mom's going to get home before we do. 1135 01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:15,215 Which means she'll either kill me or I'll be grounded until I'm 93. 1136 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:19,011 Either way, I want to thank you for everything you did tonight. 1137 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:23,098 And I wish things had turned out differently, because 1138 01:08:23,183 --> 01:08:26,852 you're awesome. And... Yeah, okay. 1139 01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:28,520 Bye. 1140 01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:30,022 - What's she saying? What'd she say? - Listen. 1141 01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:31,523 He will tell you when he's ready to tell you. 1142 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:32,608 What did she say? 1143 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,276 No, look, just she needs me. Okay? 1144 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,111 Can I borrow the other car? 1145 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:14,733 My dad was always into pulling pranks. 1146 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,027 That's where Albert gets it. 1147 01:09:17,529 --> 01:09:20,280 The two of them loved Halloween because they had free rein 1148 01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:22,407 to get into as much trouble as possible. 1149 01:09:23,535 --> 01:09:26,537 Well, that, and they both loved candy. 1150 01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:28,789 Albert was never as happy 1151 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:31,416 as when he was trick-or-treating with Dad. 1152 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:33,919 So, it seemed only right 1153 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:36,338 that since Dad couldn't take him this year, 1154 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:39,591 the least I could do was bring Albert to see him. 1155 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:50,894 Wren? 1156 01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,402 Yes, Albert? 1157 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,571 Thanks. 1158 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:28,951 Honey, we're home. 1159 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,125 Mrs. Desantis? Stop right there. 1160 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,627 I cannot let you enter this house. 1161 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,212 Why? Who the hell are you? 1162 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,338 Roosevelt. 1163 01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:43,382 Friend of Wren's? 1164 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:46,343 Never been mentioned? 1165 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,428 That's okay. I mean, 'cause before tonight, 1166 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:50,639 I've never really done anything worthy of her taking notice. 1167 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:53,763 That's a sweet story, and one that I'm not really that interested in hearing. 1168 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,978 I've been up all night and I really need to get some sleep. 1169 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,462 I'm afraid I can't let you do that. 1170 01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:01,066 I'm a single mother. It's 5:30 in the morning. 1171 01:12:01,401 --> 01:12:03,276 And you really don't wanna mess with me. 1172 01:12:03,403 --> 01:12:05,737 Someone is counting on me, and I'm not letting her down, 1173 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:07,343 so maybe you don't wanna mess with me. 1174 01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:09,074 - Is that right? - Yeah. 1175 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,914 You can inflict whatever physical pain you want, 1176 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,166 which is considerable, 1177 01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:20,168 as is your knowledge of pressure points. 1178 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,671 But I'm not going anywhere. 1179 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:25,007 Mrs. Desantis, tonight was the best night of my life. 1180 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,676 I lied to my moms for the first time ever. 1181 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,302 I trashed our Volvo. 1182 01:12:29,429 --> 01:12:31,471 My best friend shot another man's drumstick. 1183 01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,099 The cops are probably after us. 1184 01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:35,517 And I'm gonna have to get a part-time job 1185 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,762 at Captain Chicken just to pay off the damage I caused. 1186 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:42,607 But I wouldn't trade a minute of it, 'cause I got to spend it with Wren. 1187 01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:48,447 And I love her. 1188 01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:51,450 I'm in love with your daughter. 1189 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,374 - I take it you know this kid? - Yes. 1190 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,127 Yes. I do. 1191 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,546 Wren. Ls that you? 1192 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:08,467 Hello, Wren. Don't worry. 1193 01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,802 As you can see, I have the situation in hand. 1194 01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:12,637 Your mother has not entered the house. 1195 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:13,889 Put your head back down. 1196 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,574 Why does this kid not want to let me in? 1197 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,225 I'll explain later. 1198 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,895 Okay. Well, he is kind of cute. 1199 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,813 It was nice to meet you, Roosevelt. 1200 01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:24,107 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Desantis. 1201 01:13:24,192 --> 01:13:25,609 Come on, Albert. 1202 01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:29,029 It was awkward, but memorable. 1203 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,412 Are you okay? 1204 01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:38,997 Yeah, I'm good. 1205 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:43,418 But more importantly, I mean, you found Albert. 1206 01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:45,587 - And your mom. - Yeah. 1207 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:48,924 Yeah, we sort of bumped into her on the way home. 1208 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:50,050 Sorry. 1209 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,679 Don't be. I'm glad I'm here. 1210 01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:57,557 You are? 1211 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:02,854 'Cause now I can do this. 1212 01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:07,919 Hey, Fuzz. 1213 01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:10,172 Denise, hey. 1214 01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:11,506 Big night last night? 1215 01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:13,717 Huge night, actually. 1216 01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:17,679 I finally opened my eyes and realized that Lara and I are not meant to be. 1217 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:22,100 At all. Which is just a big one for me to take, 'cause... 1218 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:25,604 No, I meant, did you ever find that little Spider-dude? 1219 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:28,064 Yeah, Spidey. Yeah, totally. 1220 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,525 Saved his life. No big deal. 1221 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:32,485 It happens. Kind of how I roll. 1222 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,738 Wait, is that the new issue? 1223 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,366 It's sold out everywhere. 1224 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,785 Yeah, I'll tell you what. 1225 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:42,746 It's on the house. 1226 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,289 - Really? - Yeah. 1227 01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:46,875 A fellow fan of Galaxy Scout. 1228 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:49,252 - Wow, thanks, Fuzz. - No problem. 1229 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:51,796 See you around? 1230 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:53,965 See ya. 1231 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,634 Hey, Denise? 1232 01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,887 What do you think about maybe 1233 01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:02,015 you, me and Spidey hanging out whatever? 1234 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:05,310 Sure. Maybe just you and me? 1235 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,648 Yeah, yeah, of course. 1236 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:11,983 Just the two of us. 1237 01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:14,986 Nice. Okay. 1238 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:17,781 I have nothing to read now. 1239 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:47,519 We're sure gonna miss her. Albert? 1240 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,820 Candy pancakes with a side of airhead bacon. 1241 01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,489 Yeah. Most people do leftovers on Thanksgiving. 1242 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:00,949 Our family does Halloween. 1243 01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:04,703 Amazing! Albert made these? 1244 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:08,039 My compliments to the chef. 1245 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,792 Where is the little guy? 1246 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,596 I don't know. He was just here a second ago. 1247 01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:36,568 Maybe you could do an explaining rap, too. 1248 01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:12,479 My God. 1249 01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:14,856 - He did not. - I told you so! 1250 01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:17,108 I mean, maybe sometimes April knows something. 1251 01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:20,278 Everything we worked for last night is ruined. 1252 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:23,323 Maybe you could do an explaining rap, too. 1253 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:24,657 Wren? 1254 01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:28,620 I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist 1255 01:18:28,913 --> 01:18:31,373 I study ants and stuff if you get the gist 1256 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,625 I'm about as cool as a guy can get. 1257 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,336 Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net. 1258 01:18:36,796 --> 01:18:39,130 Praying mantis Praying mantis. 1259 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:41,549 The turtle, the turtle. 1260 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,717 Don't do that. 1261 01:18:42,802 --> 01:18:43,843 What? 1262 01:18:47,473 --> 01:18:49,224 Ew! 1263 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,310 Albert! 1264 01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:58,608 Everyone thinks I don't talk. 1265 01:18:58,692 --> 01:18:59,776 But actually, 1266 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:02,946 I've been pranking my mom for the past six months. 1267 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,155 Hello? 1268 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,408 This is Verizon calling. 1269 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:08,701 Your phone has been reported faulty 1270 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:11,830 and needs to be tested by our voice recognition system. 1271 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,499 Could you please repeat a few phrases? 1272 01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:15,667 Okay. 1273 01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:17,502 I like cheese. 1274 01:19:17,837 --> 01:19:19,671 I like cheese? 1275 01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,173 My poops are big and hearty. 1276 01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:24,342 My poops... Wait, who is this? 1277 01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:27,887 This is your great-uncle Vindaloo from Czechoslovakia. 1278 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,055 My who? 1279 01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:32,225 Great-uncle Vindaloo. Vindaloo. Vindaloo! 1280 01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:35,562 I have moved to Cleveland and am on my way to your house 1281 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,355 so I can live in the basement. 1282 01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:39,009 I think you have the wrong number. 1283 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:43,361 Joy Desantis? I'm staring at a photo of you as a baby. 1284 01:19:43,654 --> 01:19:44,988 Okay, this is just weird. 1285 01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:46,865 Hello. 1286 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,533 Hello? 1287 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:50,994 Hello, dear, 1288 01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:53,705 this is the brassiere department at Marshalls calling. 1289 01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:56,207 The bras you ordered are here. 1290 01:19:56,542 --> 01:20:00,920 However, they're so small, we can't seem to find them anywhere. 1291 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,630 You must have very tiny boobs. 1292 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:04,382 Albert! Ls this you?90969