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And in recognition of your resolve,
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I'll be honest with you.
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Reona?
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You know what? If someone
besides Kamui clears the game...
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I'd like to marry them.
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You remember that, right?
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Y-Yes, but weren't you just joking?
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Hiro, the truth is,
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ten years ago, I met Kamui.
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I say I met him,
but it was only in the game.
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I saw him strutting through Ted
clad in black armor.
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As a fellow high schooler at the time,
I couldn't help but admire him.
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So as he was exiting the city,
I ran up to him,
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and asked him to go out with me.
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That's when...
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I'm not into women
with tits like a Holstein cow.
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What?
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Everything has its limits.
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Your tits are past the limit.
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Bye now.
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Can you believe he said that to me?
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"Past the limit," really?
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My boobs aren't a credit card!
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He then went on to clear
the unbeatable Kiwame Quest!
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So I swore revenge!
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I decided to find somebody else
who successfully cleared KQ.
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"I'll marry them!" I swore.
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Huh? Is that the end?
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That's right!
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So, Hiro, beat the game!
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Then marry me,
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and after our honeymoon,
we'll kiss in front of Kamui
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and give him the finger
together as a happy couple!
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"A New Ally"
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That was a letdown.
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When you're that secretive,
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isn't their normally a deeper reason?
The kind that fires people up?
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I'm not fired up at all.
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I've actually lost motivation.
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Hiro, you're still awake.
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Tesla.
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I'm sorry about Amos and Granada.
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Don't be. What's past is past.
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I'm surprised to see you here so late.
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There's no telling when
the goblins will attack.
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It's keeping me awake tonight.
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I think they're coming tonight.
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Oh?
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No, I mean, it's just a hunch.
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I can't just tell him
I read it in a walkthrough.
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You're a curious fellow, Hiro.
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Hiro.
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Something tells me you want
to leave the city. Am I right?
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What?!
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No, I, um... uh...
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I get it. I do.
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If I weren't captain of the Guard,
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I'd want to blow this place and
test my skills out in the great big world.
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Tesla...
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Then let's leave the city together!
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Interesting.
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If we manage to overcome this situation,
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it might not be half bad
to go on a journey together.
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So then...
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I'll consider it.
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Yet another reason to find a way
to deal with this goblin crisis.
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Th-That all made it
seem like he might die...
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I can't allow that to happen.
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Looks like I better check the walkthrough.
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Why're you in my room?!
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Don't tell me you're actually
plotting to take me out
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by covering my nose
and mouth while I play!
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Don't be silly!
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You didn't answer no matter
how much I knocked!
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I thought you might've dropped dead!
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Oh, I see.
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So why'd you come to my room?
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Y-You were acting strange...
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I want to see something through.
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Please let me.
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It seemed like you might try to go out
playing a full-dive RPG or something.
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So I just kinda... came to investigate!
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Oh, you were worried about me!
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A-As if!
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If you died playing video games,
it'd shame the whole family!
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Right, right. Thanks, Kaede!
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Hey!
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What's the big idea?
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You know, it's better
if a rotten otaku like you
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takes a full-dive dirt nap sad and alone!
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What's a full-dive dirt nap?! Hey!
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The nerve of her!
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I remember Kamui said
he'd tell me the trick to KQ.
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You really endured the merc event, right?
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If you lie, I'll stick
1,000 needles in your balls.
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Not make me swallow them?! Scary!
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As proof, enter your current title.
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"Diabolic Spiteful Best Friend Killer"
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So you earned "Diabolic Spiteful
Best Friend Killer"? Good.
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Is it?! That was a legitimate strategy?
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Of course there were other options,
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but better to be a wicked bastard
than a gutless doormat.
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Very well. I'll tell you the trick to KQ.
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"The Trick"
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Very well. I'll tell you the trick to KQ.
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"The Trick"
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The trick!
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You mean...
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You're still looking?
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How creepy.
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I've told you all
there is to tell already!
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Don't rely on a walkthrough for
every little thing, you damned sheep!
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Why am I being scolded
for using the walkthrough?!
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Die, dumbass!
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And the site closed itself!
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There's nothing left but to do it.
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"Day 6: Day of the Goblin Assault"
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"Day 6: Day of the Goblin Assault"
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We're finally at the goblin assault.
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...
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--Hiro, did you polish your sword?
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--Yes.
--Hiro, did you polish your sword?
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Have you eaten?
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Yes, but not too much.
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--Did you pee?
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--I did.
--Did you pee?
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--I did.
--Poop?
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--Yes.
--Poop?
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All right! You're fully prepared!
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I don't know about "fully,"
but whatever happens happens.
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I have an anouncement to make.
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Given the heightened danger of the goblins,
two new fighters will join our ranks.
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Replacements for Granada.
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It may just be two,
but I'm glad to have more support.
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This is Inquisitor Mizarisa
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and Fruit Knife Wielder From Hell Alicia.
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Make them feel welcome.
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Are you kidding me?!
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As if the goblins weren't enough!
How is that fair?!
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Hey, Hiro! Good to see ya again!
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Have you wet yourself
wonderfully today, too?
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Wet myself? I'm not a baby!
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I look forward to working with you.
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Women you've met join you
in your time of need.
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A proper video game development: a harem!
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Good for you, Hiro!
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It's not good at all!
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I might get hacked up by fruit knives and
a saw before the goblins even show up!
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We have evacuated those on the
outskirts to the center of the city,
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but many have ignored
the evacuation order.
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There are also reports of crime
occurring out of our sight.
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Thus I'd like you all to go on patrol.
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--Yes, sir!
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--What? Is today not
the day the goblins attack?
--Yes, sir!
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--What? Is today not
the day the goblins attack?
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Hmm. It looks like
there's another event first.
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Well, I'm sure it won't
be a very difficult event.
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I hope so...
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Hiro.
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I'm assigning you to the eastern district.
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Eastern district?
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It's where Ginji was.
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What?
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Oh? Is there a problem?
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Oh, no problem! It's fine!
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Good. Take Mizarisa
and Alicia on patrol with you.
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There's a huge problem with that!
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I'm so happy to be with Hiro!
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So you two are close.
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I thought so when I saw you
wave to each other earlier.
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She waved. I didn't!
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B-Besides!
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As you're aware,
Alicia has a grudge against me.
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It's an opportunity to clear things up!
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It won't do to have
discord among our ranks.
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But!
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I leave it to you, Hiro.
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T-T-T-Tesla!
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Hiro, are you sure?
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About what?
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I wasn't making a fuss back there, but...
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We've got a pretty big score to settle.
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She was about to kill you.
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And above all, she's creepy.
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You know you're pretty creepy yourself...
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We should keep away from her.
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I wish you'd keep away from me.
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So mean!
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Now, now. Alicia maybe,
but Mizarisa has no desire to kill you.
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Yeah. Instead she has
a raring desire to torture me.
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Anyway, why are there problems in town
during an impending goblin attack?
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You dummy. Order breaks down
most when things look bleak!
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I don't need that level
of realism in a game...
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Or is it the other way around?
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Maybe chaos in people's hearts
brings about chaos in the world.
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I wasn't seeking a
philosophical discussion.
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Thief!
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Help!
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Move it!
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F-For real? Nice one, Alici--
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Gross!
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Isn't this great, Hiro?
Let's go return her purse!
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B-B-But there's a hand on it!
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It could be considered,
like, a premium upgrade.
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In what universe?!
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You saved a townsperson!
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This is an RPG standard!
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I bet you get a reward!
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Th-That's a good point.
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E-Excuse me.
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Your purse, ma'am.
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Of course it turned out this way!
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Darn. There was no reward.
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You there. Why the hell did you do this?
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Th-The goblins are
gonna kill us all anyway!
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So you decided to satisfy your
appetites while you could. Is that it?
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You got desparate so easily.
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You know some people die young,
despite how badly they want to live.
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Right, Hiro?
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She's definitely referring to Martin!
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Don't kill me! I only did it
because I was encouraged to!
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Excuse me?
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He's been telling people that with the
Guard distracted, it's the perfect time!
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What?
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Thief!
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Help!
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--Stop!
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--Help!
--Stop!
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Leona, so then...
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Someone is instigating these crimes.
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Perhaps its the boss of this event.
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Boss?!
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I bet I can get a weapon
that will help against the goblins.
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Hey! Tell us where to find this guy!
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H-He's at the casino right over there.
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There're a lot of them.
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They're scary.
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Let's see...
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Hiro, that must be the boss!
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H-He looks tough.
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I'll take him.
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Since the only thing you're
good for is peeing yourself.
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Shut up!
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Hiro, you rescue the captives.
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O-Okay.
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Come on. You better help, too.
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I'm Inquisitor--no, right now
I'm Mizarisa of the City Guard!
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Surrender and be taken into custody.
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The City Guard?
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Interesting.
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Let's do this!
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You wanna go?
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Great!
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Now's my chance!
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You're safe now.
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What?
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Ginji?!
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What, you again?
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They captured you, too?
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Yeah! They took me and
were going to sell me off!
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For real?
262
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,590
Who the hell would buy
an old dude like him?
263
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,680
That was disappointing.
264
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:22,850
Mr. Ginji, this isn't what you promised!
265
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,520
Hiro!
266
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,820
Don't you two move!
267
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,070
If you do, I'll snap his neck!
268
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:31,860
Hiro!
269
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:35,780
Ginji, you were the instigator?
270
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,830
You make it sound so bad.
271
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:43,460
This area's been going downhill
since the goblins first attacked.
272
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,290
I just gave it a little push!
273
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:49,210
Wh-Why would you do that?
274
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:53,050
Why, to draw the Guard's attention away!
275
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:56,220
I made myself a nice profit.
276
00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:58,930
You blended in with the NPCs to steal?
277
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,680
Well, that all ends today.
278
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,770
Hey! Leave your valuables and get out!
279
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,060
Otherwise I'll kill him!
280
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:12,110
Oh, Ginji makes a refreshing villain!
281
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,320
You asshole.
282
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:18,160
After everything, I thought
we'd started a friendship of sorts.
283
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,620
Idiot.
284
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,500
Becoming friends after a fight?
285
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,250
That's high-school drama nonsense.
286
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:29,210
We're just two people who
met in a game. Nothing more.
287
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:31,840
Oh, I see. I see!
288
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,220
We'll never come to an understanding then.
289
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,180
I hear you loud and clear,
290
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:40,010
you old fart!
291
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,480
D-Damned brat!
292
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,270
Amazing, Hiro! Against Ginji,
that was astonishingly good!
293
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:49,820
Leave the rest to me.
294
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,280
Wait, Mizarisa!
295
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,230
Hiro?
296
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,530
Stay out of this one.
297
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:57,110
This guy's mine.
298
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,870
What? You cocky brat.
299
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,490
So it starts again!
300
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:05,040
A fight between fated rivals!
301
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,960
Things are going to go
differently today, kid.
302
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,590
I've got a stronger weapon with me.
303
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:15,590
D-Don't tell me he has a magic item...
304
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:18,220
Double brass knuckles!
305
00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:22,100
You're dead, kid!
306
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,930
That's the same as last time!
307
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,310
Are you stupid?
308
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:29,150
You dumbass! It's twice the attack power!
309
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,190
Now die!
310
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:35,690
Like I'll lose!
311
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:39,910
Small fry fight! Go, Ginji! Go, Hiro!
312
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,080
Can we put an end to this farce now?
313
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,500
Farce?!
314
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,340
An NPC called it a farce...
315
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,010
I-I'm sorry!
316
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,720
Please forgive me.
317
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,140
H-How pathetic can this get?
318
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:06,060
Okay, line up!
319
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,940
Looks like the event ended.
320
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,440
Yeah.
321
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,110
Your childhood friend is strong.
322
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:17,030
With my gout I couldn't do a thing.
323
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:22,410
But, Ginji, didn't you kill both your
best friend and childhood friend?
324
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,280
It was years ago.
325
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:30,580
And I killed my childhood friend before
she awakened as Hell's Fruit Slicer.
326
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,130
That sound creeps me out every time.
327
00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:41,470
I guess that's what happens to
a person who's locked in a cell forever.
328
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,050
You seem calm.
329
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,510
Well, yeah.
330
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,600
What's with the act?
331
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:51,600
I'll get meals for free, and the
goblins can't reach me in the cell.
332
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,570
Depending on the perspective,
prison life ain't so bad.
333
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,650
I see! Positive thinking!
334
00:19:57,650 --> 00:20:00,200
I don't think that's what that means!
335
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,490
Well, I also got out of a few
pinches this way in real life.
336
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:09,160
What? You intentionally commit
small crimes to go to jail?
337
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,460
This guy is seriously scum.
338
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,630
A bit of life wisdom!
339
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,840
That's not what that means!
340
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,670
Let's go! No dawdling!
341
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:24,850
You should really re-examine your life.
342
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:30,350
I ain't a kid anymore.
I ain't gonna change at my age.
343
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:41,030
Hiro, good work capturing
that gang of thieves.
344
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:43,070
I didn't do much.
345
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:46,070
It was all Mizarisa and Alicia--
346
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,660
It's the goblins!
347
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:54,250
They're finally here.
348
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,040
Hiro, this is it!
349
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,000
R-Right!
350
00:20:58,550 --> 00:20:58,750
--They're at the north gate!
351
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,130
--Huh? Wh-What is this?
--They're at the north gate!
352
00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:01,380
--Huh? Wh-What is this?
--All right. Let's go!
353
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,550
Yes, sir!
354
00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:05,010
M-My stomach!
355
00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:08,640
I told you to use the bathroom earlier!
356
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,140
I did!
357
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:11,520
But...
358
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,440
I got it. It must be extreme nerves.
359
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,860
You know, like how on test days you
need to use the bathroom a bunch?
360
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,530
--What?
361
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,190
--Sound familiar?
--What?
362
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:21,530
--Sound familiar?
363
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:25,950
Y-Yes, it does!
364
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,160
But this is in a game!
365
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,040
As I've told you,
KQ is the pinnacle of realism!
366
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,830
Things that would happen
in real life happen in game!
367
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:38,670
Anyway, just go use the bathroom!
368
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,840
Shit! Come out already!
369
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,260
Shit!
370
00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:51,220
Everyone's fighting the goblins.
371
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:54,180
What am I fighting?
372
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:58,900
Yes! Much better.
373
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,320
Now to find Tesla.
374
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:10,120
Eek!
375
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:14,120
A goblin's peeking at me!
376
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:49,380
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