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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

[TIRES SCREECH]

[GUNSHOTS]

YOU'VE REACHED GOLD COAST SAVINGS AND LOAN.

IF YOU'RE CALLING ABOUT A CHECKING ACCOUNT,

PRESS 1.

FOR A SAVINGS ACCOUNT, PRESS 2.

FOR AN AUTOMOBILE OR HOME LOAN...

YOU'RE STILL ON HOLD?

20 MINUTES.

IS IT A FELONY TO SHOOT A COMPUTER?

ONLY IN CALIFORNIA.

HA HA HA.

THANKS FOR HOLDING. IT'S STILL IN THE COMPUTER.

YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

THAT SOME TRW COMPUTER SAYS I BOUNCED A CHECK

FOR, WHAT, $26 SEVEN YEARS AGO,

AND NOW YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME THE LOAN?

THIS IS ACTUALLY STOPPING ME FROM GETTING MY CONDO.

THE CHECK IS MARKED UNPAID.

I PAID THE CHECK!

HOLD, PLEASE.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THEY PUT ME BACK ON HOLD.

CHEER UP. YOU HAVE A VISITOR.

RITA.

THIS IS YOUR MAIL

BECAUSE IT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT, O.K.?

MY MAIL IS SOMETIMES ADDRESSED TO "OCCUPANT"

BECAUSE, MAX, I AM THE FUCKING OCCUPANT OF MY PLACE.

YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND,

ARE NO LONGER AN OCCUPANT.

IS THIS SINKING IN?

GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY PLACE!

RITA, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME HERE.

EXCUSE ME, MAX.

UM, SORRY IF I'M DISTURBING YOU GUYS,

BUT...DO I LOOK LIKE A WAREHOUSE?

BECAUSE THIS GUY HERE, HE THINKS I DO.

HE WON'T GET HIS STUFF OUT OF MY PLACE.

YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THE SHIT HE HOLDS ONTO.

RITA, COME HERE.

GIVE ME A BREAK, O.K.?

JUST CUT ME SOME SLACK ON SOME STORAGE SPACE.

NO. YOU'RE OUT OF SLACKS, MAX.

NO MORE SLACKS FOR YOU.

SHH! SHH.

DON'T YOU SHH!

I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUDDIES.

I'M SICK OF YOU TREATING ME THIS WAY.

RUN! AAH!

GET DOWN! GET DOWN!

AY, MAX!

DON'T MOVE!

PUT THE GUN DOWN OR HE'S DEAD!

PUT THAT FUCKING GUN DOWN, MAN!

DON'T BE THE HERO! PUT THAT GUN DOWN!

MAX, QUE PASA, MAX?

GET OUT OF THE WAY.

TAKE IT EASY, MAN.

I'M JUST TRYING TO RESOLVE

A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH MY GIRLFRIEND,

AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING.

EX-GIRLFRIEND.

SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE .357,

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS,

AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HEY!

MOTHERFUCKER!

THAT WAS PROBABLY STUPID.

YEAH, WELL, SOMEBODY HAD TO GET THE GUN OUT

OF THE SCHMUCK'S EAR, DIDN'T THEY? COME ON.

GOT HIM?

YEAH.

SO, COMPUTER IS GOOD FOR SOMETHING AFTER ALL, HUH?

AY, DIOS MIO.

AY, DIOS MIO.

AY, SANTA MARIA...

ARE YOU O.K., RITA?

DON'T TOUCH ME, MAX.

I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT IN MY LIFE, YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW, MAX,

I THINK IT IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL

THE WAY YOU TWO HAVE STAYED SO CLOSE.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

NEXT TIME, SHOOT HIM.

THE NEXT DETECTIVE

WHO ALLOWS AN ARMED BAIL BONDSMAN IN HERE

DOES TRAFFIC FOR TWO MONTHS!

I'M DEAD SERIOUS!

WAY TO GO, SLY.

NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL WARMED UP,

HOW ABOUT ROOM 4?

IT'S, UH... SHE'S A JOGGER.

SHE CAUGHT A STRAY BULLET ON OCEAN DRIVE--

KATHRYN McQUEAN.

OCEAN DRIVE?

NOBODY GETS SHOT ON OCEAN DRIVE. TOO RITZY.

AH, YOU CAUGHT ME.

I'M LYING BECAUSE I LIKE TO MAKE SHIT UP.

COME ON. ROOM 4. SHE'S WAITING.

NO, NO, NO. WHATEVER YOU DO,

DO NOT LET HOLLENBACH OUT OF THAT OFFICE.

ORDER HIM SOMETHING TO EAT.

HE'D STAY IN A BURNING BUILDING FOR A FREE MEAL.

I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES, O.K.?

I HAVE TO GO NOW. BYE.

MISS McQUEAN?

YES.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT?

I'M DETECTIVE KIRKPATRICK, METRO DADE HOMICIDE.

NEED TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS SHOOTING.

I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU,

BUT I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU IF THERE WAS A SHOOTING.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING RING]

[RING RING]

KIRKPATRICK.

HOLD ON, PLEASE.

IT'S FOR YOU.

THANKS.

HELLO? AMY?

I NEED MY NOTES ON THE JUANTORENA SETTLEMENT

TYPED UP FOR MY MEETING WITH HOLLENBACH.

YOU DID IT ALREADY?

THANK YOU. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.

CAN YOU HOLD ON A SECOND?

WOULD YOU MIND NOT SMOKING THAT?

SURE.

THANKS. CAN YOU JUST SEND THEM OVER,

AND I'LL PROOF THEM HERE?

O.K. BYE.

SO, UM...AHEM. MISS McQUEAN,

I'M A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED.

MY REPORT HERE INDICATES THAT THERE WERE SEVERAL WITNESSES--

ALL I KNOW IS A WINDOW BROKE,

AND I GOT CUT BY FLYING GLASS.

I SAW A CAR ZOOM AWAY, IF THAT'S ANY HELP.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

KIRKPATRICK.

[RING]

KIRKPATRICK.

HEY, WHO'S ON THIS LINE?

WHO'S THIS?

THIS IS THE RECORDS DEPARTMENT.

I'M SORRY. SORRY.

IT'S THE FAX MACHINE.

THANKS.

SORRY FOR ALL THE INTERRUPTIONS--

PHONES RINGING, FAXES COMING IN.

IT'S, UM...

FOR YOU...

AGAIN.

CAN I BORROW YOUR PEN?

SO, WHAT DID YOU DO HERE, MOVE IN?

I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR OVER AN HOUR.

I CAN'T JUST PUT MY LIFE ON HOLD

FOR YOUR RED TAPE.

MY RED TAPE? THAT'S A LAUGH,

CONSIDERING YOUR PEOPLE INVENTED RED TAPE.

MY PEOPLE?

YEAH.

IT SAYS RIGHT HERE YOU'RE A LAWYER, RIGHT?

IS THAT A PROBLEM?

ONLY IF YOU LIKE SEEING CRIMINALS PUT BEHIND BARS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER

IF WE COULD JUST LOCK PEOPLE UP WITHOUT A TRIAL,

WOULDN'T IT?

DID I SAY THAT?

YOU PEOPLE ALL SAY THAT.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE WORK FOR THE BAD GUYS.

ACTUALLY, I DO CIVIL LAW, NOT CRIMINAL LAW.

BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR BAD GUYS,

WE COULD START RIGHT HERE.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

JUST THAT FLORIDA LAW ENFORCEMENT

HAS SET A WORLD RECORD

IN BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION.

A WORLD RECORD, HUH?

KNOW WHAT THEY CALL A FLORIDA COP IN A THREE-PIECE SUIT?

THE DEFENDANT.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL 50 LAWYERS

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?

A GOOD START.

YOU KNOW THAT ONE.

IF YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR REPORT, CAN I GO NOW?

YOU STAY HERE ONE MORE MINUTE,

I'M GOING TO START CHARGING YOU RENT.

[BEEP]

IF YOU KEEP ME ANOTHER MINUTE,

I START BILLING YOU FOR MY TIME.

WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME.

[RING RING]

[RING RING]

KIRKPATRICK.

HELLO. IS KATE McQUEAN STILL THERE?

SHE'S NOT HERE.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE WENT?

TRY THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

OH, MARIA, I'LL BE WITH YOU SOON, O.K.?

OH, O.K. SURE.

GOOD MORNING, LISA. HOW ARE YOU?

YOU MADE SOME FRIENDS TODAY?

YEAH.

GOOD.

MESSAGES?

HOLLENBACH'S WAITING IN YOUR OFFICE.

THANKS.

WELCOME. IT'S ABOUT TIME.

I HAD TO CANCEL MY LUNCH WITH DONNY TRUMP.

SORRY. I GOT HUNG UP AT POLICE HEADQUARTERS

FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS.

WHY DON'T YOU DO WHAT I DO?

PLEAD THE FIFTH, YOU'RE OUT OF THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.

THANKS FOR THE TIP.

NO CHARGE.

COUNSELOR, WHY ARE WE CONFINING OURSELVES

TO THIS VERY STUFFY OFFICE

WHEN WE COULD BE AT THE BEACH

FROLICKING IN OUR BIKINIS,

OR IN YOUR CASE, A THONG?

I BELIEVE WE WRAPPED UP THE JUANTORENA CASE

A FORTNIGHT AGO.

WELL, IT JUST GOT UNWRAPPED...

LAST WEEK...

WHEN I LEARNED THAT YOU HELPED YOUR CLIENT

HIDE SOME COMMUNITY PROPERTY

THAT I CAN CLAIM FOR MY CLIENT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ASPEN SKI HOUSE YOU HID

WITH YOUR CLIENT'S BROTHER...

AND THE CORAL GABLES CONDO YOU HID WITH HIS SISTER...

AND THE PLANE YOU HID WITH HIS MOTHER.

COUNSELOR, THERE IS NO SKI HOUSE,

THERE IS NO CONDO,

AND HIS MOTHER BORROWED THE PLANE.

HIS MOTHER'S SENILE.

THAT'S IT.

SHE FORGOT TO COME BACK.

COUNSELOR, THESE CHARGES

ARE SCURRILOUS AND BASELESS,

AND MAY I SAY BETWEEN US, TETE-A-TETE,

THAT THIS WOULD TAKE A MINIMUM OF TWO YEARS TO PROVE,

AND HE WOULD TRANSFER TITLE TO NEW RELATIVES.

AND AS FAR AS THIS HUMBLE COUNSELOR'S CONCERNED,

THE MOST I WOULD RECEIVE

IS A $200 SLAP ON THE WRIST.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE OUR TIME

DRAGGING US INTO FAMILY COURT.

YEAH, THAT'S...

RIDICULOUS.

BUT, UH, MARITIME COURT?

FEDERAL MARITIME COURT?

THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

MARITIME COURT? DOESN'T THAT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO

WITH CRUISE SHIPS, RIGHT?

ACTUALLY, IT HAS TO DO WITH ALL SHIPS...

LIKE THIS ONE.

NEVER HEARD OF THE TORTUGA.

I DIDN'T SAY THE NAME.

LUCKY GUESS?

LISTEN, HOLLENBACH, THE LAW OF THE SEA

IS SIMPLE--AND FEDERAL.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HID THE REGISTRY IN PANAMA OR PODUNK.

I WANT THE TITLE SIGNED OVER TO MY CLIENT IN 48 HOURS,

OR YOU'LL END UP IN A FEDERAL PRISON SO DEEP

THAT WHEN YOU GET OUT,

YOU'LL NEED A WALKER TO CHASE AMBULANCES.

ARE WE CLEAR?

YOU KNOW, COUNSELOR...

YOU'RE VERY UNATTRACTIVE WHEN YOU'RE THREATENING.

GOTCHA.

WHAT'S OUR STATUS?

WE JUST CROSSED OVER THE UNDERWATER CABLE LINE.

HOW LONG?

HARD TO SAY.

36 HOURS, MAYBE 48.

WE HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A JUNCTION BOX DOWN THERE.

WHAT ABOUT OUR MIAMI PROBLEM?

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF.

AH, YES. ILLYA KAZAK,

THE MIGHTY KGB,

WHO MISSED A HIT ON A LOUSY DIVORCE LAWYER.

NO WONDER YOUR COUNTRY FOLDED.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

GET OUT OF THE WAY. GO.

LET SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EAT BORSCHT

SHOW YOU HOW TO USE A COMPUTER.

GIVE ME THE GRID.

TAKE IT DOWN.

DADE COUNTY.

BULLY AND SEARCH FOR TARGET.

THERE. YOU SEE? SHE'LL BE DEAD BY DINNER.

MAX, UM, THERE'S SOMETHING

I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD SEE.

MAX!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

MAKE A HOLE. LET HIM IN.

THERE YOU GO. TAKE A PEEK.

IS THAT YOUR STUFF?

I GUESS SO.

I THINK YOU PISSED HER OFF, MAX.

DEFINITELY PISSED HER OFF.

[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

MAX.

IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH SHIT A MAN CAN ACCUMULATE.

YOU FUCKED UP.

THANKS, LIEUTENANT.

RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU?

NOT THAT. YOU FORGOT TO GET THE LAWYER LADY

TO SIGN HER STATEMENT.

SHE LEFT HER PAGER, TOO.

COME ON. I'M OFF DUTY.

YOU WORK MY SHIFT, IT'S LIKE THE TOILET--

IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE PAPERWORK'S DONE.

I'VE DEALT WITH ENOUGH CRAZY WOMEN FOR ONE DAY.

YOU OBVIOUSLY GOT ME CONFUSED

WITH SOMEONE WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS.

SIGNED STATEMENT ON MY DESK, BY TONIGHT.

YOU WANT TO WATCH HEADLINE NEWS WITH ME?

[MEOW]

NO? IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU.

AAH!

[GASPING]

OH, MY GOD.

OUT OF MY WAY! MOVE!

IT'S O.K. I GOT YOU.

I GOT YOU.

I WANT IT STRAIGHT, AND I WANT IT NOW.

THE GIRL, SHE'S STILL ALIVE.

SHE'S ALIVE? YOU SURE?

IDIOT.

SO, JUANTORENA, MISS McQUEAN IS STILL ALIVE.

I'M GETTING A LITTLE BORED

WITH YOUR PETTY INCOMPETENCE.

FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.

YOU TAP PHONES FOR A LIVING. I TAP BANKS.

WITHOUT ME, YOU'D STILL BE STUCK IN HAVANA

PULLING BANANAS OUT OF YOUR ASS.

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THIS BY YOURSELF?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SHOOT ME?

YES.

HEY, YOU. DO YOU KNOW HOW

TO DO EVERYTHING HE DID?

DA.

GOOD.

I WANT THE LAND TEAM READY AND ARMED

TO MOVE OUT IN 10 MINUTES.

YES, SIR.

[SIRENS]

THAT'S NANCY, FORENSICS.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, NANCY?

SO FAR, ALL I GOT IS A BLAST PATTERN

AND A STRONG SMELL OF MARZIPAN.

MARZIPAN? JESUS.

SEMTEX?

OR C-4.

THE BLAST WAS SHAPED IN A MILITARY CONFIGURATION

TO BLOW THROUGH THE APARTMENT

AND KILL ANYTHING IN ITS PATH.

THESE GUYS ARE NOT FOOLING AROUND, MAX.

HEY, WHO'D WE DRAW FOR DETAIL?

YOU GOT B AND G.

GOOD.

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO THE STATION

AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?

BOYS.

HI, MAX.

WHOO! YOU SMELL LIKE YOU FELL IN A SEWER.

CHECK IT OUT YET?

NO. WE JUST GOT HERE, TOO.

TOP OF THE STAIRS ON THE RIGHT.

I WANT YOU TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS.

I'M GOING TO GO STASH THE JEEP

AND CHECK THE BACK DOOR.

BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED

THE BACKGROUND INFORMATION ON THE TARGET?

I CAN TELL YOU WHAT SIZE PANTYHOSE SHE WEARS.

WE KNOW MORE ABOUT HER THAN SHE DOES.

ANY FOOD?

POP TARTS AND BEEF JERKY.

IT'S MAX'S FAULT THAT WE GOT NIGHT DUTY.

THAT'S RIGHT. I SAY HE SPRINGS FOR THE DOMINO'S.

HE'S DEFINITELY SPRINGING. I'M NOT SPRINGING.

I GOT ABOUT $10 TO MY NAME.

HEY, GUYS, I'LL BUY THE PIZZA.

CALL CAFFE ROMANO OVER ON OCEAN.

I HAVE AN ACCOUNT THERE.

WHY NOT?

I NEED TWO EYES ON THE FRONT,

YOU ON THE BACK, BEAN.

LIGHTS OUT ON THE BACK PORCH.

YOU GOT IT.

SO...HOW DO YOU FEEL?

LIKE MY LIFE JUST EXPLODED.

WHAT IS THIS PLACE, MOTEL HELL?

WELL, IT USED TO BE A CRACK HOUSE

UNTIL THE COUNTY TOOK IT OVER.

NOW WE USE IT FOR WITNESS PROTECTION.

YOU MEAN TARGETS?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

NO. FORENSICS DID, ON THE RADIO.

WHAT IS SEMTEX, DETECTIVE?

IT'S A PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE...

USED MOSTLY BY THE MILITARY

AND SOME...

TERRORISTS.

I'LL TELL YOU THIS, KATE,

WHOEVER'S AFTER YOU,

THEY'RE REAL PROS.

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING

TO BE KILLED BY AN AMATEUR.

I GOT YOU SOME DRY CLOTHES HERE.

SHOWER'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

IF YOU WANT TO CLEAN UP.

YOU GET SOME REST.

SO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MORNING?

WE FIGURE OUT WHO'S TRYING TO KILL YOU.

20 MINUTES, O.K.?

YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

TO GO--PEPPERONIS WITH EVERYTHING,

EXTRA CHEESE, FOUR TIMES!

UNDER KATE McQUEAN ACCOUNT.

HOW DOES SHE EAT SO MUCH AND STAY SO SKINNY?

COLONEL, WE'VE GOT HER.

SHE JUST USED HER CREDIT CARD.

IT'S A DELIVERY GOING TO...

HEY, MAN, MOVE YOUR CAR!

MY PIZZAS ARE GETTING COLD.

DA, AND SO ARE YOU.

[IMITATING TRUMPET]

HEY, BABE, IF YOU WERE DOMINO'S, I'D GET A DISCOUNT.

IF I WERE DOMINO'S, YOU'D STILL BE ALIVE.

AAH!

THE DOOR'S OPEN. HOW MANY IN THERE?

THERE ARE THREE MORE TARGETS.

THERE'S ONE ON THE GROUND FLOOR AT THE BACK....

ONE ON THE SECOND...

AND ONE AT THE END OF THE HALL.

[ROSA] WHERE IS TARGET ONE?

HE'S IN A SMALL ROOM BY THE STAIRS.

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO CATCH HIM.

OHH...

[FLUSHING]

AAH...OH.

THAT'S BETTER.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

TO THE HEAT SENSOR? NOTHING.

[KAZAK] ONE OF THEM JUST DISAPPEARED.

O.K., YOU MOOK, YOU BETTER NOT BE

TOUCHING MY FRIGGING PIZZA.

OH, SHIT.

AAH!

FUCK!

[KAZAK] WAIT. TARGET THREE IS MOVING.

BEAN, G, TALK TO ME.

G, ANSWER ME.

BEAN, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

SHIT.

[TURNS HAIR DRYER ON]

[FARM BOY] WHERE IS THE TARGET?

[KAZAK] STAND BY, I'M SCANNING.

WHERE IS HE?

WAIT.

HE'S IN FRONT OF YOU!

SHIT.

COME ON. LET'S GO!

OH, GOD!

COME ON, QUICK.

[KAZAK] COME BACK. THE POLICE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

COJO.

[HONKING]

THEY'RE OUT OF THERE.

THEY?

WHEN DID SHE BECOME A THEY?

SHE'S WITH A COP, AND HE'S VERY GOOD.

HE KILLED OUR WHOLE GODDAMN TEAM.

STOP.

THOSE ARE POLICE CARS. WE'LL BE SAFE WITH THEM.

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE HOUSE.

ONLY COPS KNOW ABOUT IT.

WE CAN'T TRUST THE COPS?

WE CAN ONLY TRUST THE COPS THAT I KNOW.

AND RIGHT NOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM

ARE LEFT ALIVE.

[KNOCKING]

KIRKPATRICK. LINE 2.

I GOT IT!

TELL ME YOU GOT THE WOMAN, MAX.

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S GOING ON? BEAN AND G ARE DEAD.

GOD.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

NOT ON THE PHONE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

SOMEBODY KNOWS EVERY MOVE WE MAKE.

I AIN'T SAYING SHIT FOR NOW.

YOU LISTEN UP, MAX.

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND! YOU'RE BRINGING HER IN NOW!

YOU SHOULD CALL THE SUITS.

WE DON'T NEED THE GODDAMN SUITS, KIRKPATRICK!

GOT IT. KIRKPATRICK.

NICE IRISH NAME FOR OUR COP.

LET'S SEE WHAT HE'S MADE OF.

AH, HERE WE GO.

ONE LIFE ABOUT TO END.

IF THERE'S A CHANCE ANYBODY'S DIRTY, CALL THE FEDS.

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DIRTY COPS?

MAX, GIVE US AN HOUR.

WHERE?

WHERE I USED TO GO ON FRIDAY NIGHTS.

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

IF YOU LIVE THROUGH THIS, MAX, YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!

YOU JUST MAKE SURE YOU BRING THE FEDS, UNDERSTAND?

DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.

WATCH YOUR SIX.

HOW LONG TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS?

FIVE MINUTES. GO SOUTH.

[HONKING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

FORENSICS.

JODI, IT'S MAX.

HEY, DON FUCKING JOHNSON.

I NEED A FAVOR, O.K.?

I NEVER LEND MONEY TO FAMILY.

I NEED A MAKE ON A SHELL.

LIKE I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP. WHAT DO YOU GOT?

CENTER FIRE SHELL,

COPPER WASH WITH A BRASS PRIMER AND A RED SURROUND.

LOOKS LIKE A 12-GAUGE, BUT IT'S MARKED "33."

EVER HEARD OF A "33"?

NO SUCH NUMBER. THERE'S NO SUCH ZONE.

YOU GOT A PHANTOM CARTRIDGE THERE, CUZ.

WELL, A PHANTOM CARTRIDGE BLEW AWAY TWO OF MY CREW.

I-I'M SORRY, MAX.

UH, LOOK, THE ARMS WORLD'S LIKE THE JERSEY SHORE.

IT THROWS UP NEW SHIT EVERY DAY.

I'LL RUN IT NOW. CALL ME IN AN HOUR?

YEAH.

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

MY PARTNER USED TO MOONLIGHT HERE AS A SECURITY GUARD.

HEY, DON'T WORRY.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

I WISH I COULD BELIEVE THAT.

LIEUTENANT MEYERSON.

BAKER. F.B.I.

CONGRATULATIONS.

DETECTIVE ARAGON WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PICKUP POINT.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

HEY...

COME ON.

THE WORD FOR TONIGHT IS "INCONSPICUOUS," ALL RIGHT?

[TIRES SCREECHING]

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING US?

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE GET THERE.

JUST HAVE YOUR GUY STAY CLOSE.

YOU O.K.?

[KIRKPATRICK] THIS THE GUY?

AGENT BAKER. WHERE'S THE WOMAN?

SHOW ME YOUR I.D.

DON'T SCREW WITH ME, SON.

YOUR PARTNER'S TAKEN CARE OF THAT.

LET ME SEE THE BADGE.

O.K.?

NOW, WHERE IS SHE?

CRUISE THE PERIMETER.

MAKE SURE THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IN AND OUT.

HOWDY, MA'AM.

ARE YOU O.K.? I'M WITH THE F.B.I.

YOU'RE SAFE NOW.

IT'S O.K.

DETECTIVE ARAGON, RIDE IN THE OTHER CAR.

I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

[COUGHING]

WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT THING OUT?

SEAT BELTS FOR SAFETY.

RIGHT.

HOLD THE WHEEL, WILL YOU?

YEAH.

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

OH, SHIT!

COME ON! LET'S GO!

COME ON, COME ON!

STAY DOWN!

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU--

HEY!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED BACK THERE?

I GOT MY BEST FRIEND KILLED.

HOW?

I'M THE ONE WHO CALLED IN THE F.B.I.,

AND THAT WASN'T THE F.B.I.

WHO WERE THEY, THEN?

I DON'T KNOW. I DID EVERYTHING I COULD.

I CHECKED THEIR I.D.

THESE GUYS ARE PERFECT.

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

[KAZAK] FAIL AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF.

NOW GET IN.

YOU GOT ANY CASH?

I HAVE A CREDIT CARD.

THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HOLE UP.

LOOKS BIG AND BUSY, AND THEY WON'T REMEMBER FACES.

STAY RIGHT HERE.

IDIOTS. THEY USE A CREDIT CARD AGAIN.

TYPICAL AMERICANS.

YOU GOT THEM?

RALEIGH HOTEL. 1775 COLLINS AVENUE.

10 MINUTES FROM HERE, COLONEL.

[RINGING]

FORENSICS.

IT'S ME. LISTEN.

WHAT IF THIS 33 ON THE BULLET ISN'T NUMBERS?

WHAT IF IT'S ALPHABET LETTERS, LIKE GREEK OR HEBREW?

YOU'RE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK.

GIVE ME SOME TIME.

I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

GREAT. THEY GAVE US THE WRONG GODDAMN KEY!

IT DOESN'T NEED BRAWN.

[BEEP BEEP]

FINESSE.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

NO TIME FOR REST.

I NEED SOME ANSWERS.

COME ON, DID YOU HEAR ME? GET UP.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

WE GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

O.K., O.K., O.K.

O.K.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. YOU'RE A LAWYER, RIGHT?

YES.

YOU GOT A LOT OF CLIENTS? A LOT OF CASES?

THIS HAS TO BE CONNECTED TO ONE OF YOUR CASES.

IT'S POSSIBLE.

MAYBE YOU SENT SOMEBODY AWAY WHO'S BACK FOR REVENGE.

I DON'T DO CRIMINAL LAW. I DO CIVIL LAW.

SMALL CLAIMS, GREEN CARDS,

MOM-AND-POP GROCERY STORES.

NOBODY GETS KILLED OVER THAT.

OH, NO?

THREE OF MY FRIENDS WERE KILLED OVER "THAT," REMEMBER?

THAT'S THREE FAMILIES WAKE UP TOMORROW WITHOUT A GODDAMN FATHER.

AND I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT.

SO DO I.

SO, GENIUS, YOU EVER PISS OFF THE KGB?

KGB?

LOOK, THE RUSSIAN LETTER FOR "Z" LOOKS LIKE A "3,"

SO "33" IS "ZZ," WHICH MEANS ZAPEDNY ZAHVOET.

IT MEANS "DEATH TO THE WEST."

THEY WERE BASED IN CUBA, THEY BEING KGB "AWAY" TEAMS.

GO ON.

THEY WERE THE NAVY S.E.A.L.S. OF THE SPY WORLD--

WET WORKS, BLACK BAG JOBS,

ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE. VERY VERSATILE.

IF IT WAS BAD, THEY DID IT.

FUCK "DID." THEY'RE DOING.

AND THEY'RE RIGHT ON MY ASS.

AVOID LEAVING ANY ELECTRONIC FOOTPRINTS.

THEY CAN REACH INTO YOUR HOME AND PICK YOUR NOSE FOR YOU.

REMEMBER THE RUSSIAN SPY SHIPS WE USED TO READ ABOUT?

THESE GUYS USED TO WORK ON THEM.

THEY ARE HEAVY INTO ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE.

THAT'S WHY THEIR FEDERAL I.D.'s WERE SO PERFECT.

THEY MUST'VE DONE IT WITH COMPUTERS.

LOOK, NEVER MIND, MAX.

YOU GOT FAMILY HERE.

IF YOU NEED A HAND, MOST OF US ARE ARMED AND DANGEROUS.

THANKS, CUZ. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER,

EVEN WITHOUT THE ARTILLERY.

KGB...

COMPUTERS...

THEY FOUND THE SAFE HOUSE.

HOW THE HELL DID THEY FIND THE SAFE HOUSE?

THE PHONE LINES.

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

QUARTER OF A MILLION...

CASH.

WHAT?

FOR THE GIRL.

NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN.

HALF A MILLION. JUST WALK AWAY.

KATE, COME ON! WE GOT TO GET MOVING!

THESE BASTARDS ARE ON THE PHONE LINES!

PHONE LINES...

EENY MEENY MINY MOE.

LET'S SEE IF YOU HAVE YOUR EARS ON NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

HE'S USING THE HOTEL PHONE.

I'LL TRACE IT BACK TO THE OTHER PARTY.

STOP-N-SHOP. [RING]

I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE LISTENING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

FUCK YOU CALLING MOTHERFUCKER?

YOU'LL NEVER GET THE GIRL, YOU UNDERSTAND?

I ALREADY GOT YOUR GIRL, EARL.

I FUCKED HER LAST NIGHT,

AND SHE WAS GOOD!

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE, KILLING MY CREW.

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.

WANT TO KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE I'M GOING TO COME BACK

AND GET EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

THAT'S AN EMPTY THREAT, MR. KIRKPATRICK.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WE ARE.

WHY NOT DROP THE BULLSHIT AMERICAN ACCENT, THEN?

I...BEG YOUR PARDON?

MAN, FUCK YOU. FUCK WHOEVER ELSE ON THE LINE.

BRING YOUR ASS HERE.

DO SVEDANYA, ASSHOLE.

DOS FOR WHAT?

DO SVEDANYA, ASSHOLE?

DOS FOR-- MAN, FUCK YOU!

CLEVER BASTARD! YOU IN?

I'VE ISOLATED THE FLOOR SECURITY, NOT THE ROOM.

WELL, DO THEM ALL!

COME ON, LET'S GO.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

GET BACK.

FUCK FINESSE.

TWO MORE BLOCKS.

HE SAID, "DO SVEDANYA, ASSHOLE."

HE KNOWS ABOUT THE RUSSIAN CONNECTION.

I WONDER WHAT ELSE THAT SCUMBAG KNOWS.

LOCATE THAT WOMAN.

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

PIG SHIT.

TRAILER OVER THERE IS HAULING HOGS.

HEH.

BE RIGHT BACK.

[BEEP]

[SQUEALS]

[OINK OINK]

[RAPID BEEPING]

THEY'VE ACTIVATED THEIR CELL PHONE.

IMBECILES!

IT'S LIKE PAINTING A BULL'S-EYE ON THEIR ASS.

I'VE TRIANGULATED THEIR POSITION.

THEY'RE ON ROUTE 1, HEADING NORTH.

WE'LL HAVE THEM BY MIDNIGHT.

HA HA! PIG SHIT'S SURE GOING TO HIT THE FAN, HUH?

HA HA HA HA!

O.K.

I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR ME,

AND SOMEWHERE IN THERE I FORGOT TO SAY...THANKS.

SO THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT, GOMER, WAKE UP!

HEY!

OPEN THE TRUCK!

COME ON, HURRY UP! LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT. O.K. DON'T PUSH!

HELLO, PIGS.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?

WHERE THE HELL ARE WHO?

THE COP AND THE GIRL!

[OFF-THE-HOOK BEEPING]

GOOD MORNING.

HI.

HOW'D YOU SLEEP?

NEVER BETTER.

HEY, LISTEN. DO YOU HAVE ANY RUSSIAN CLIENTS?

WHY?

'CAUSE THIS HERE'S A RUSSIAN SHELL.

YOU GOT ANY RUSSIAN CASES?

NO. CUBAN, HISPANIC--

CUBAN SOUNDS RUSSIAN TO ME.

I'D HAVE TO GET INTO MY OFFICE PC.

FORGET ABOUT THAT. WE'RE NOT GOING BACK TO MIAMI.

MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO.

COLONEL, WE JUST HIT THE JACKPOT.

KIRKPATRICK IS A SATISFIED CUSTOMER OF CAR TRAC, U.S.A.

CAR TRAC?

A VEHICLE TRACKING SYSTEM FOR PARANOID CONSUMERS.

THE POLICE LOCATE MISSING CARS WITH IT.

CAN WE ACCESS IT?

IT'S AN ENCRYPTED SYSTEM ON A NATIONAL SATELLITE.

IT'LL TAKE A LITTLE WHILE.

YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES, THEN WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

YOU'LL MOVE THE IBMs.

UH, YEAH. I THOUGHT THERE WAS--

YOU'RE NOT PAID TO THINK,

YOU'RE PAID TO DO WHAT I SAY.

HELLO!

MAY I HELP YOU?

ACTUALLY, I WAS IN YESTERDAY, AND...

ADAM WAS HELPING ME.

I--I WAS?

O.K. FAIR ENOUGH.

I'LL BE OVER IN THE DINER, ADAM.

HI.

HI.

I THOUGHT I'D BE IN BETTER HANDS WITH YOU.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?

NOTHING.

JUST FIDDLING WITH MY JOYSTICK.

FIDDLING WITH YOUR JOYSTICK?

[PENCILS CLATTER]

ADAM...

ADAM?

DO ANY OF THESE HAVE A COMMUNICATIONS PACKAGE?

YES, UH, THIS UNIT HERE

HAS A HAYES-COMPATIBLE 28-BAUD FAX... SOMETHING...

DO YOU--UH, ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HARDWARE?

OR IS IT MORE SOFTWARE?

HARDWARE.

I WAS HOPING TO DEMO YOUR UNIT.

W-W-WELL...

I'D HAVE TO BOOT UP FIRST.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU?

[RADIO CHATTER IN RUSSIAN]

COLONEL KAZAK, WE'VE JUST LOCATED THE JUNCTION BOX.

THE DIVERS ARE IN THE WATER NOW.

GOOD. WITH ANY LUCK, BY TONIGHT THE TARGETS WILL ALL BE DEAD,

AND WE'LL ALL BE RICH.

SHE'S USING A MODEM TO DOWNLOAD FILES FROM HER OFFICE MACHINE.

IF SHE STAYS ON, I CAN TRACE IT BACK TO HER CURRENT LOCATION.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUY ANYTHING HERE, ARE YOU?

NO. I'M SORRY. I'M JUST USING YOU.

TH-THAT'S O.K.

WE GOT TO GO.

I'VE GOT ONE MINUTE.

YOU GOT ANYTHING?

NO...NO...

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING?

NO...NO... NO...NO...

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS COULD BE IT.

THIS GUY-- EMILIO JUANTORENA.

THIS THING FAX?

YEAH, YOU BET.

JODI CAN RUN THIS GUY'S NAME

TO SEE IF HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET.

COME ON. WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

THANKS, ADAM.

YOU'RE THE BEST.

SO WHO IS THIS CUBAN GUY?

HE SLAMMED HIS WIFE INTO A BRICK WALL

AND KEPT A DENTAL SURGEON BUSY FOR A YEAR.

HE GET CHARGED?

YES, BUT HE FOUND A BARGAINING CHIP.

THE S & L HE OWNED RAN A MAJOR WIRE FRAUD.

HE AND HIS LAWYER, HOLLENBACH,

ROLLED OVER AND TOOK IMMUNITY.

WHAT'S HIS BEEF WITH YOU?

HE DIDN'T BUY IMMUNITY FROM DIVORCE OR A FAIR PROPERTY SETTLEMENT.

HE'S GOT IT ALL IN SOME BOAT--

WAIT. WHAT'S THE BOAT WORTH?

200,000. WHY?

WHY, MAX?

THE GUY ON THE PHONE, BACK AT THE HOTEL?

HE OFFERED ME HALF A MILLION JUST TO GIVE YOU UP.

IT WAS HIM! ADAM!

ADAM.

AAH...AAH...

SPEAK!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

SHIT! THE RADIATOR.

GREAT.

WELL, WELL.

I BELIEVE WE'VE FOUND THE BASTARD

WHO'S BEEN HELPING THOSE IDIOTS PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER.

IT'S THE RADIATOR.

I DON'T KNOW. IT BLEW.

IT MUST'VE OVERHEATED.

COULD YOU GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW?

THERE'S AN EXTRA 50 IN IT IF YOU CAN GET OUT HERE SOONER.

I'M INTO THE CAR TRAC SYSTEM.

GOT HIM!

THEY'RE STOPPED ON THE INLAND WATERWAY.

THANK YOU, CAR TRAC.

O.K., WE'LL SPLIT UP. GET AFTER THEM.

TAKE THEM OUT!

I HAVE MY OWN LITTLE SUBTRACTION TO DO.

STEFAN...

PULL OVER. WE ARE SPLITTING UP.

TOW TRUCK'S COMING.

IS THIS YOU?

YES, THAT'S ME--

THE ONE WITH THE FUNNY HAIRCUT.

HEY, IF YOU NEED A CLEAN T-SHIRT OR SOMETHING,

YOU BETTER DO IT NOW.

YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF JUVENILE DELINQUENTS.

WE WERE 17.

KIDS...IN JERSEY.

I TELL YOU, YOU GOT THAT MUCH TESTOSTERONE...

AND THAT LITTLE IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT...

LOOKING LIKE A HOOD WORKS TILL YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

SO, HOW'D YOU GET FROM THERE TO BEING A COP?

WELL, MY FATHER WAS A COP,

BROTHER-IN-LAW'S A COP...

MY COUSIN JODI'S A COP.

FAMILY BUSINESS.

[DOOR BUZZER]

[BUZZING]

FORENSIC.

INTERNAL AFFAIRS. OPEN THE DOOR.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

OPEN THE FRIGGIN' DOOR, DETECTIVE. O.K.?

SOMETHING PUNCTURED YOUR RADIATOR THERE.

OH, SHIT!

WHAT?

THEY COULD HAVE BEEN USING CAR TRAC TO CATCH US.

WE GOT TO GO. COME ON.

LET'S GO!

$100, PAY UP FRONT.

JUST FUCKING DRIVE.

I'M SERIOUS. $100, PAY UP FRONT.

[GUNSHOTS]

MAX!

$50, PAY LATER!

MOVE!

DRIVE! DRIVE!

I ALWAYS HATED STICK SHIFT.

FASTER!

MAX! AAH!

AAH!

KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

IF YOU LET HIM GET EVEN AGAIN, WE'RE FUCKIN' DEAD!

FASTER, KATE!

MAX!

AAH!

SHOOT HIM!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M LOSING THE JEEP. IT'S SLOWING US DOWN!

SHOOT THAT SON OF A BITCH!

AAH!

KATE, THEY ZIG, YOU ZAG!

DON'T LET THEM GET AHEAD OF US!

SHIT!

[TRUCK HORN HONKING]

LOOK OUT!

AAH!

AAH!

OH!

IT'S JUST THE WOMAN DRIVING! SHOOT HER!

GOD DAMN IT!

THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!

SHIT!

AAH!

SHIT!

WHOA!

FLOOR IT! IT'S GOING TO BLOW!

GET AHEAD OF THEM!

NOW CUT THEM OFF!

NAIL THE BRAKES ON 3!

1...

2...

HIT IT!

NOOOOO!

JESUS CHRIST.

IT WORKED.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?

AWAY! OUT!

GONE! I'M GONE!

I'M GETTING AWAY FROM THIS.

WE STAY TOGETHER.

REMEMBER? WE STAY CALM.

AAH!

THERE'S NO "WE" HERE, O.K.?

IT'S ME THEY WANT.

SEE THIS CAR? GET IN IT.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

OH, YEAH? WATCH ME.

O.K.? YOU HAPPY? GET IN THE CAR.

MAX, YOU'RE STEALING SOMEBODY'S CAR.

WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

TAKE THESE THINGS OFF! I'M CALM NOW.

I'D LOVE TO, EXCEPT THE KEY

IS ON THE KEY RING IN THE IGNITION.

OF THE WAGONEER?

YES!

[TRAIN WHISTLE]

KATE!

SHIT.

[TRAIN WHISTLE]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

KATE!

KATE!

KATE!

MAX, DON'T BE SO STUBBORN! LET ME GO!

MAX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MAX!

YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE POLE!

YOU'LL GET KILLED!

SHIT!

THAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

YOU RUNNING OFF ALONE WAS DUMBER!

WHO THE FUCK ELECTED YOU MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR?

MAYBE WHOEVER MADE YOU SUCH A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

BACK UP! OR WHAT?

I'LL TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF!

BULLSHIT.

HA HA. THAT WAS A GOOD RIGHT, KATE.

HAD ENOUGH?

GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. I'M WAITING.

THEY'RE NOT ON THE INTERSTATE.

EITHER THEY TOOK THE COAST ROAD

OR DITCHED THE CAR AND JUMPED THE TRAIN.

WHAT TRAIN?

I'VE GOT A THERMAL READING.

[PATCH] ROSA AND I WILL WORK TOWARDS THE CENTER!

YOU GO BACK THERE!

STAY DOWN!

AAH!

MAX!

UHH!

[GASPING]

UH!

THERE. I SEE THEM NOW.

MOVE! MOVE!

LET ME GO! MAX!

[PATCH] LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

KAZAK TO AWAY TEAM.

REPORT IN NOW.

WE GOT THE GIRL.

THE WOMAN? WHAT ABOUT THE COP?

HE FELL OFF THE TRAIN. HE'S PROBABLY DEAD.

DON'T HARM HER... FOR NOW.

WE NEED TO INTERROGATE HER AND FIND OUT IF ANYONE ELSE

KNOWS OUR SITUATION. BRING HER TO ME.

YES, SIR.

WHERE ARE YOU, RELATIVE TO THE TORTUGA?

ABOUT 40 MINUTES DUE EAST OF DOWNS BAY.

GOOD. THEN YOU SHOULD BE BACK SHORTLY.

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

[RINGS]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[KAZAK] HELLO. YOU'VE REACHED THE WORKPLACE

OF DETECTIVE KIRKPATRICK'S

MEDDLING RELATIVE.

COUSIN JODI CANNOT COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,

BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE,

CONTACT YOUR NEAREST PSYCHIC.

[GUNSHOT]

DO SVEDANYA TO YOU, ASSHOLE.

[RUSSIAN RADIO CHATTER]

AHH, MISS McQUEAN!

WE HAVEN'T BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED.

WELCOME TO THE TORTUGA.

WHEN I RAN THE KGB OUT OF CUBA,

I HELPED SOME VERY POLITICALLY INCORRECT CHARACTERS

HIDE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

IN VARIOUS FREE-WORLD BANKS,

BUT I KEPT THE ACCOUNT NUMBERS.

MAGIC NUMBERS.

ALL I HAD TO DO

WAS BREAK THE BANK CODES

USED FOR WIRE TRANSFERS...

AND HELP MYSELF!

"DOWNS BAY."

NUMBERS ARE SO...BEAUTIFUL,

DON'T YOU THINK SO, MISS McQUEAN?

YOUR CLIENT'S HUSBAND, MAY HE REST IN PEACE,

KNEW ABOUT BANKS.

I KNOW ABOUT TAPPING INTO

THE SECRETS OF PHONE LINES.

A MATCH...

MADE IN HEAVEN.

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU CAME ALONG AND FUCKED IT UP.

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

OR THE GODDAMN MONEY!

ALL I WANTED WAS THE BOAT.

BUT YOU WOULD'VE BROUGHT A MARSHAL

WITH THE REPOSSESSION ORDERS.

I COULDN'T AFFORD THE INTRUSION.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

YOU CAN HAVE THE BOAT BACK,

ONLY IT WILL BE IN LITTLE PIECES,

WITH YOURSELF IN IT.

WE'RE IN.

FINAL DECRYPTION IN PROCESS.

GOOD.

START TRANSFERRING THE MONEY.

THIS IS THE CAYMAN ISLANDS INTERNATIONAL BANK.

TO DEPOSIT FUNDS, PRESS 1.

ENTER YOUR INTERNATIONAL SECURED PIN NUMBER NOW.

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

THIS IS LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY,

ONLY THERE'S LESS SCREAMING AND TEARS.

[MAX] HEY, KAZAK, YOU LISTENING?

IT'S THE COP.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

I DOUBT IT.

HOW TOUGH COULD IT BE TO FIGURE OUT?

THE TORTUGA, EMILIO JUANTORENA,

THE CUBANS...

I KNOW IT ALL.

WHO HAVE YOU TOLD?

NOBODY YET.

I JUST WANT THE GIRL.

WHY NOT TRADE HER FOR ME?

BUT I DON'T WANT YOU.

STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS

FOR THE NEXT FOUR HOURS,

AND I'LL, UH, LEAVE HER

JUST WHERE SHE IS.

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

I'M A BUSINESSMAN.

MY WORD IS MY BOND.

[SIGHS]

HOW DO WE FIND HIM?

THESE RADIOS HAVE A 10-MILE RANGE.

ACCORDING TO OUR CALCULATIONS,

THE ONLY LAND MASS WITHIN THAT RADIUS

IS DOWNS BAY.

TAKE THE ZODIAC

AND GET RID OF HIM.

[RUSSIAN RADIO CHATTER]

[CHIMES]

AAH!

[BELL CLANGS]

OH, THAT HURT?

POOR LITTLE BABY.

LET MOMMY KICK IT

AND MAKE IT BETTER.

[CLANG]

[GUN FIRES]

THIS IS THE CAYMAN ISLANDS INTERNATIONAL BANK.

WE ARE NOW PROCESSING YOUR TRANSACTION.

YOU ARE WITHDRAWING

900...57...

MILLION...800...31...

THOUSAND...

100...50 DOLLARS

AND ZERO CENTS.

GO. HELP THEM WITH THE BOAT.

I'M GOING TO CALL THE COLONEL

AND TELL HIM HE CAN KILL THE WOMAN.

GET THE FUCKER?

[GUNSHOTS]

YEAH.

IT'S HIM.

OBVIOUSLY. GO GET HIM.

SO...

YOU KILLED MY CREW?

MY PARTNER?

SORRY.

YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CONSCIENCE, DO YOU?

I CAN'T AFFORD THE LUXURY OF A CONSCIENCE.

KILL HIM.

[BEEPING]

[ALARM SOUNDS]

OH, SHIT!

YOUR WITHDRAWAL WILL BE COMPLETE

WHEN YOU ENTER THE APPROPRIATE CURRENCY.

AAH!

FOR BRITISH POUNDS, PRESS 1.

FOR FRENCH FRANCS, PRESS...

FOR AMERICAN DOLLARS,

PLEASE WAIT FOR THE FIRST AVAILABLE OPERATOR.

AAAH!

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S OVER.

NOT QUITE, OFFICER.

YOU JUST SANK MY CLIENT'S BOAT.

THERE'S GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A LAWSUIT.

SOUNDS TERRIBLE.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET OUT OF IT?

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.