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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,958 --> 00:00:09,996 ♪♪ 2 00:00:10,134 --> 00:00:12,033 [Laughs] Okay. 3 00:00:12,034 --> 00:00:13,447 I'll take it back to the partners 4 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:14,724 and get back to you within the hour. 5 00:00:14,725 --> 00:00:15,587 Sounds good. 6 00:00:15,588 --> 00:00:17,831 Mr. Whyte. 7 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:19,169 They're ready to settle. 8 00:00:19,281 --> 00:00:20,800 The ball's in our court. 9 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:23,596 I just got off the phone with USC Law. 10 00:00:23,734 --> 00:00:27,841 Did you sign off on final internship hours for Reign Moore? 11 00:00:27,979 --> 00:00:30,292 No, sir. Of course not. 12 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:33,330 Is this not your digital signature? 13 00:00:35,884 --> 00:00:38,749 This is the same kid that got us into this mess 14 00:00:38,887 --> 00:00:40,371 in the first place. 15 00:00:40,509 --> 00:00:43,823 Is there some kind of an external work relationship 16 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,238 between you two? 17 00:00:46,895 --> 00:00:48,517 Respectfully, sir, 18 00:00:48,518 --> 00:00:51,174 my relationships outside of work are none of your concern. 19 00:00:51,175 --> 00:00:55,766 The non-fraternization clause in your contract is clear. 20 00:00:56,698 --> 00:01:00,564 Mr. Whyte, this is clearly a clerical error on my part. 21 00:01:00,702 --> 00:01:03,360 I must have misread the document 22 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:06,708 when I was assessing his final hours before dismissal. 23 00:01:06,846 --> 00:01:08,296 For that, I apologize. 24 00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:10,664 That young man has been nothing but trouble 25 00:01:10,746 --> 00:01:11,885 for this firm. 26 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:14,578 A bit of career advice - Place a distance 27 00:01:14,716 --> 00:01:17,995 as wide as the San Fernando Valley between you two. 28 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:22,862 Bad apples ruin the bunch, not the other way around. 29 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:30,766 ♪♪ 30 00:01:30,904 --> 00:01:32,078 Fuck! 31 00:01:32,216 --> 00:01:34,045 ♪♪ 32 00:01:34,184 --> 00:01:35,944 ♪ No losses, I don't do lipo ♪ 33 00:01:35,945 --> 00:01:38,565 ♪ A few screws loose in the head, I'm a psycho ♪ 34 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,258 Don't expect none of this shit at the S.C. tailgate. 35 00:01:40,259 --> 00:01:43,124 Okay, but, hey, are you excited about performing? 36 00:01:43,262 --> 00:01:45,091 Girl, a bitch nerves is bad. 37 00:01:45,229 --> 00:01:51,062 What? You still trying to get that ass and hip and step up? 38 00:01:51,201 --> 00:01:52,719 Okay. You almost got it. 39 00:01:52,857 --> 00:01:54,367 I'm working on it. Come on, now. 40 00:01:54,411 --> 00:01:56,999 Oh, my God. Yo. Look, I am so nervous. 41 00:01:57,137 --> 00:02:00,762 I got PTSD because Maureen DeVoe has missed every rehearsal. 42 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:04,145 This wasn't about Maureen. It was about you. 43 00:02:04,283 --> 00:02:05,913 I mean, go big or go home, right? 44 00:02:06,008 --> 00:02:07,424 Wrong. Think bigger, bitch. 45 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:08,631 Yeah. 46 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:11,324 Um, your man going to N.Y. yet? 47 00:02:11,462 --> 00:02:12,567 Keep your voice down. 48 00:02:12,568 --> 00:02:14,188 I told you that shit in confidence. 49 00:02:14,189 --> 00:02:15,603 But you yelled it out at the party. 50 00:02:15,604 --> 00:02:17,503 After the party.Same shit. 51 00:02:17,641 --> 00:02:19,331 I mean, sure, if the dick is good, 52 00:02:19,332 --> 00:02:21,368 I see why bitches lining up to throw that ass in the circle. 53 00:02:21,369 --> 00:02:22,887 Mm! Okay, mm, mm, mm! 54 00:02:22,888 --> 00:02:24,094 Yeah, so y'all be okay with it 55 00:02:24,095 --> 00:02:25,304 Mecca or Z or Nicole 56 00:02:25,305 --> 00:02:26,959 was passing themselves around online? 57 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,880 You'd stay with them?I plead the Fifth. 58 00:02:28,881 --> 00:02:30,722 I'd ask for a cameo.Oh, you sure about that? 59 00:02:30,723 --> 00:02:32,655 Considering your recent consequences lately. 60 00:02:32,656 --> 00:02:35,486 Oh, yeah. You right, bitch. 'Cause that itch ain't it. 61 00:02:35,624 --> 00:02:36,674 Mm. 62 00:02:36,675 --> 00:02:38,626 Okay, Derek deserves a few cool points, 63 00:02:38,627 --> 00:02:40,248 for trying to make a cute coin and take care of his kid. 64 00:02:40,249 --> 00:02:42,043 He's trying to get parental rights. 65 00:02:42,044 --> 00:02:44,873 Don't women like when men take care of their responsibilities? 66 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:46,393 It's getting hypocritical to me. 67 00:02:46,394 --> 00:02:48,396 Whose friend are you?Man: Yo, sis. 68 00:02:48,534 --> 00:02:50,191 We're out of Hennessy.Fuck. 69 00:02:50,329 --> 00:02:51,379 I'll be back. 70 00:02:51,399 --> 00:02:53,470 Damn, they out of Hennessy! 71 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:54,688 They out of Hennessy? 72 00:02:54,781 --> 00:02:56,024 Fuck.Damn. 73 00:02:56,162 --> 00:02:58,406 Fuck.It's still weird to me. 74 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:00,615 Shyra having a brother?Mm-hmm. 75 00:03:00,753 --> 00:03:04,066 That nigga was a ho-ass secret squirrel for months. 76 00:03:04,205 --> 00:03:05,895 And you know, Shyra is real naive. 77 00:03:05,896 --> 00:03:07,828 I'm-a hem that nigga up at the tailgate. 78 00:03:07,829 --> 00:03:10,002 Mm-hmm, and I'm gonna be there to cross-examine. 79 00:03:10,003 --> 00:03:11,764 Hello. 80 00:03:12,069 --> 00:03:15,629 Didn't Reign set you up with a system 81 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:19,185 so you don't have to deal in hard copies anymore? 82 00:03:19,323 --> 00:03:21,083 If I can't touch it, it ain't real. 83 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:22,878 What's going on with you? 84 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,216 This is the liquor order. 85 00:03:24,217 --> 00:03:25,984 It was supposed to go out last week. 86 00:03:25,985 --> 00:03:27,365 Yeah, we're going to have to hold off 87 00:03:27,366 --> 00:03:28,996 on that liquor order this month. 88 00:03:29,057 --> 00:03:30,576 Hold off? 89 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,542 Black folks are ready to riot over the Hennessy shortage. 90 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:36,167 How can we run a bar without no liquor? 91 00:03:36,306 --> 00:03:39,309 Weain't running anything. 92 00:03:41,345 --> 00:03:43,278 Look, I'm sorry. 93 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:46,557 You're the only person keeping my head above water right now. 94 00:03:46,558 --> 00:03:49,283 Sometimes I just want the developer to come buy us out. 95 00:03:49,284 --> 00:03:52,286 I got Reign over here working on this case, but the truth is, 96 00:03:52,287 --> 00:03:55,394 I've been in deep shit way before he even took it on. 97 00:03:57,326 --> 00:03:59,950 What's going on? Do you want to talk? 98 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:05,473 Everything you do comes back and fucks with you. 99 00:04:05,611 --> 00:04:09,339 Being around the wrong people, doing the wrong things. 100 00:04:09,477 --> 00:04:13,343 It's like a funk that sticks to you. 101 00:04:16,242 --> 00:04:18,520 [Exhales sharply] 102 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,867 Okay. So what do you want us to do? 103 00:04:23,007 --> 00:04:24,697 Some bottles of Reserve out back. 104 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,562 Let's do a raffle or a game or something. 105 00:04:26,563 --> 00:04:29,876 Let's just give them away and let's send them folks home. 106 00:04:30,014 --> 00:04:32,603 Okay. 107 00:04:34,329 --> 00:04:35,848 I got you. 108 00:04:38,228 --> 00:04:39,921 Cheer up. 109 00:04:40,059 --> 00:04:46,065 ♪♪ 110 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:48,687 You know how much I love when you come home spliced like this, man? 111 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:52,174 Oh, well, you know, I don't play hard to get anyway, so. 112 00:04:52,313 --> 00:04:55,385 You're hard to deal with, though, that's for sure. 113 00:04:55,386 --> 00:04:57,317 What you got going on this weekend, though? 114 00:04:57,318 --> 00:04:58,698 You gonna leave me again? 115 00:04:58,836 --> 00:05:01,943 Of course. Or you can come with. 116 00:05:02,081 --> 00:05:05,878 I mean, come meet my friends. It's a tailgate. 117 00:05:06,016 --> 00:05:09,088 Very hetero. Very hyper masculine. 118 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,469 What do you say? 119 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:13,541 Mecca, I'm not gonna beg. 120 00:05:13,679 --> 00:05:15,543 Alright, man. You don't got to go. 121 00:05:15,681 --> 00:05:17,268 Good.I'm-a go. I'll pull up. 122 00:05:17,407 --> 00:05:19,374 Separately, though, as your homey. 123 00:05:19,512 --> 00:05:21,825 As a homey? [Laughs] 124 00:05:21,963 --> 00:05:23,136 Yeah. Okay. 125 00:05:23,137 --> 00:05:25,310 Nobody's gonna see behind that smoke screen. 126 00:05:25,311 --> 00:05:28,107 [Chuckles] I guess I'll take what I can get. 127 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,895 Look, man, as long as there's music and there's food 128 00:05:30,937 --> 00:05:32,939 and it's right, I'm good. 129 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:34,940 Oh, you don't have to worry about that. 130 00:05:34,941 --> 00:05:38,531 My girl Misha's performing, and the host never skimps. 131 00:05:38,669 --> 00:05:39,719 We're covered, so. 132 00:05:39,808 --> 00:05:42,052 Is that right?Yeah. 133 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:43,674 Mmm. 134 00:05:43,812 --> 00:05:48,472 Yeah, you know, this tailgate is bittersweet. 135 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:51,268 T-minus three weeks, it's graduation, 136 00:05:51,406 --> 00:05:52,890 and I just - I don't know. 137 00:05:53,028 --> 00:05:54,838 You don't sound too geeked about it. 138 00:05:54,927 --> 00:05:56,963 You know, after losing my internship, 139 00:05:57,101 --> 00:05:58,586 I've been spiraling. 140 00:05:58,724 --> 00:06:01,554 And I worked my ass off for that with no help - 141 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:04,454 not from my dad, not Regina, not... 142 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,975 You know what? 143 00:06:09,113 --> 00:06:11,771 If Brandon would come off the hip of his paperwork, 144 00:06:11,909 --> 00:06:13,959 I feel like that nigga hiding something. 145 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,636 Yo, look, don't get so caught up 146 00:06:15,637 --> 00:06:17,777 that you end up missing the moment, okay? 147 00:06:17,915 --> 00:06:20,953 Shit, we're gonna end up celebrating all the wins 148 00:06:20,954 --> 00:06:23,437 because some shits don't come around enough, okay? 149 00:06:23,438 --> 00:06:25,406 You right. 150 00:06:25,544 --> 00:06:26,594 Hey. 151 00:06:26,717 --> 00:06:27,822 Look at me. 152 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,997 Just tell me how I can celebrate you. 153 00:06:31,964 --> 00:06:34,415 Well... 154 00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:35,829 I can tell you in the room. 155 00:06:35,968 --> 00:06:38,349 Hmm. Not if I beat you there first. 156 00:06:38,488 --> 00:06:39,834 Oh! [Laughs] 157 00:06:39,972 --> 00:06:41,318 Come on. 158 00:06:41,456 --> 00:06:44,114 ♪ Fucked up, double cups, she call me baby ♪ 159 00:06:44,252 --> 00:06:47,462 As you can see, the paperwork for the liquor license transfer 160 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,809 is signed and dated right there. 161 00:06:49,947 --> 00:06:52,329 Yes, but, sir, this is a temporary transfer. 162 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:53,985 So if you're the new sole owner, 163 00:06:53,986 --> 00:06:55,262 you're gonna need to submit a new application. 164 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:57,073 Okay, yeah. How long does that take? 165 00:06:57,127 --> 00:06:59,440 Well, not to worry. This is still good. 166 00:06:59,578 --> 00:07:01,165 So as long as there's nothing 167 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,097 that comes up in your background check, 168 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:05,341 then we'll have a new one to you before it expires. 169 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,276 Okay, let me get on that right away. Thank you. 170 00:07:08,414 --> 00:07:10,344 Good luck, sir. Alright. Have a good one. 171 00:07:10,451 --> 00:07:12,107 You too. 172 00:07:15,697 --> 00:07:17,285 What was that about? 173 00:07:18,631 --> 00:07:22,014 Oh, man, nothing I can't handle. What's going on with you, bro? 174 00:07:22,152 --> 00:07:24,741 New man, bar, or gym? What's going on? 175 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,389 Listen, I just prefer a place 176 00:07:26,501 --> 00:07:29,608 where everybody doesn't know my name, or any of my exes. 177 00:07:29,609 --> 00:07:31,436 Speaking of which, you've seen Reign? 178 00:07:31,437 --> 00:07:34,266 Nah, man, we don't got nothing on the schedule this week. 179 00:07:34,267 --> 00:07:36,617 Everybody traveling around for the holidays. 180 00:07:36,618 --> 00:07:39,409 How about you, man? You staying here or you going to see your people? 181 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:42,759 Believe me, my people prefer I stay right where I am, 182 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,761 and the feeling's mutual. 183 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,694 What about you? 184 00:07:46,832 --> 00:07:48,762 Yeah, man, I don't got nobody out here. 185 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,975 This bar's all I got left. 186 00:07:52,113 --> 00:07:55,288 Well, a little word of advice. 187 00:07:55,289 --> 00:07:57,876 Didn't take too many clicks for me to pull up your background, 188 00:07:57,877 --> 00:08:00,224 including the expunged stuff. 189 00:08:00,362 --> 00:08:04,574 Now, Reign, I'll admit he's one of the best with contracts, 190 00:08:04,712 --> 00:08:06,762 but he's inexperienced, egotistical, 191 00:08:06,817 --> 00:08:09,613 and he's willing to burn bridges in order to get his way. 192 00:08:09,751 --> 00:08:11,822 Shit, I was just about to hit him, man. 193 00:08:11,823 --> 00:08:13,858 You know, we're just going through this paperwork. 194 00:08:13,859 --> 00:08:15,999 After that, I'm -I'm not judging. 195 00:08:16,137 --> 00:08:19,899 But if you want some real legal help... 196 00:08:20,037 --> 00:08:22,212 I got you. 197 00:08:25,836 --> 00:08:28,183 Appreciate you, man. 198 00:08:28,518 --> 00:08:32,910 Well, shit, you still want me to hit Reign up? 199 00:08:32,911 --> 00:08:36,882 No. I have a feeling I'm gonna run into him later. 200 00:08:38,089 --> 00:08:39,885 Alright. Be easy. 201 00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:41,161 Alright. 202 00:08:43,301 --> 00:08:47,755 ♪♪ 203 00:08:47,893 --> 00:08:50,412 ♪ Look, I need a song to chase ♪ 204 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:52,414 Miss Evette, right? 205 00:08:52,415 --> 00:08:53,587 Yeah. Nice to meet you. 206 00:08:53,588 --> 00:08:54,865 Mr. Jerome apologizes, 207 00:08:54,866 --> 00:08:56,901 but he was called away at the last minute. 208 00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:58,110 Are you serious? 209 00:08:58,111 --> 00:08:59,628 He'd like for you to give him a call 210 00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:01,112 at your most convenient time. 211 00:09:01,113 --> 00:09:03,114 Okay, I'll give him a calright now. Thanks. 212 00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:07,257 ♪♪ 213 00:09:07,395 --> 00:09:09,500 Your call has been forwarded to an - 214 00:09:09,639 --> 00:09:10,916 Oh! 215 00:09:11,054 --> 00:09:12,849 Hell no. 216 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,090 ♪ Too much shit on my mind ♪ 217 00:09:14,091 --> 00:09:15,368 ♪ I told my mama I'm fine. 218 00:09:15,369 --> 00:09:16,852 Shyra: Can you believe Derek has a FansOnly? 219 00:09:16,853 --> 00:09:18,199 I mean, he is so stupid. 220 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,200 He could have like four or five kids running around. 221 00:09:20,201 --> 00:09:21,995 Yes, but those two things do not surprise me about the dude. 222 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,687 I mean, he fucks at the job. Come on. 223 00:09:23,825 --> 00:09:25,896 What? Are you serious?100%. 224 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:28,485 But he's the last person on your radar, right? 225 00:09:28,623 --> 00:09:30,970 Yeah. Yeah. No, I would never. No. 226 00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:32,798 Misha: Where's her mystery man? 227 00:09:32,799 --> 00:09:34,490 There's another mystery going around. 228 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:37,632 Isn't that right, Watson? If that's your real name. 229 00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:40,324 It's not. It's Frank. 230 00:09:40,325 --> 00:09:42,187 But I told you that when we first met. 231 00:09:42,188 --> 00:09:44,258 Exactly. Thank you. You know that he was in a tough spot. 232 00:09:44,259 --> 00:09:46,019 Unh-unh. He don't get off that easy.Whatever. 233 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,710 You know, you can still catfish family. 234 00:09:47,711 --> 00:09:49,332 Hey, look, it's all good, Shyra. 235 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,058 I mean, if the roles were reversed, 236 00:09:51,059 --> 00:09:52,646 I'd be doing the same thing, but I'm an open book. 237 00:09:52,647 --> 00:09:53,959 Open book, huh? Good. 238 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,994 'Cause I looked you up and I couldn't find 239 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:57,825 any bookings or criminal reports. 240 00:09:58,895 --> 00:10:01,035 I've never been arrested, so. 241 00:10:01,036 --> 00:10:03,277 Yeah, and I'm trying to figure out where the money resides, 242 00:10:03,278 --> 00:10:05,176 because I know you do more than bartending. 243 00:10:05,177 --> 00:10:06,522 You're asking what else do I do, 244 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,557 or where do I live? 245 00:10:07,558 --> 00:10:08,836 Yes, all of that. 246 00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:11,355 Okay, look, I created a couple of apps, 247 00:10:11,493 --> 00:10:13,806 and they spin off residual income. 248 00:10:15,152 --> 00:10:17,292 Mm, how much residuals are we talking? 249 00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:20,123 I do pretty decent, Reign. 250 00:10:20,261 --> 00:10:22,643 So where does decent stay in L.A.? 251 00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,334 Damn. Bel-Air. 252 00:10:24,472 --> 00:10:25,622 Bel-Air?! Bel-Air?! 253 00:10:25,715 --> 00:10:27,440 Nigga, you got moneymoney. 254 00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:29,132 What's up, Frankie? 255 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:30,374 Damn. 256 00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:31,582 Where y'all live? 257 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:32,721 Um... 258 00:10:32,722 --> 00:10:36,001 Here. 259 00:10:36,864 --> 00:10:38,313 Who are you texting? 260 00:10:38,451 --> 00:10:40,384 Girl, mind your business. 261 00:10:40,522 --> 00:10:44,043 Y'all are the only cute throuple I know. 262 00:10:44,181 --> 00:10:45,355 We is. 263 00:10:45,356 --> 00:10:46,873 Girl, both of your boos gonna be at your - 264 00:10:46,874 --> 00:10:49,290 I mean, parking lot performance. 265 00:10:49,428 --> 00:10:51,326 [Laughter]You bitches is so petty. 266 00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:53,639 I'm getting tired of both of y'all, okay? 267 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,399 Nicole was acting really weird before she left for the holidays 268 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,539 with her daughter Destinee and her baby father. 269 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:01,301 I just really hope she makes it back for my performance, y'all. 270 00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:02,993 You tell her about the STD yet? 271 00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:05,201 Girl, no. I plan on telling her after the performance. 272 00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:07,169 I need to wait to get the stress off of one thing 273 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,411 before I focus on the other. 274 00:11:08,412 --> 00:11:09,723 You know what? I think that's good. 275 00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:10,620 I think that's a great idea. 276 00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:12,037 Don't you start. 277 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,575 I know you ain't talking. You don't want it with me. 278 00:11:14,576 --> 00:11:15,591 [Horn honking] 279 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,800 Oh. 280 00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:19,941 Evette outside. It's time to party. 281 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:23,048 It's a party, it's a party, it's a party! 282 00:11:23,186 --> 00:11:24,877 Let me go grab my shoes.Hurry up. 283 00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:27,121 [Cellphone rings] 284 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,782 Fucking Derek. 285 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,163 Hey, I'm busy helping Evette. 286 00:11:35,164 --> 00:11:37,060 But can we talk after the tailgate? 287 00:11:37,061 --> 00:11:39,373 I mean, if it's too much, then you don't got to come. 288 00:11:39,374 --> 00:11:41,307 Alright, bye. 289 00:11:41,445 --> 00:11:43,206 Where's my... 290 00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,104 Ha ha! 291 00:11:46,968 --> 00:11:48,798 Yeah! 292 00:11:48,936 --> 00:11:50,558 Yes! 293 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:52,110 Evette: What's up? What's up? 294 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,700 Y'all ready for another Evette "lituation"? 295 00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:56,633 Yeah!Oh, hell yeah. 296 00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:58,910 Yo, but what happened to Jamal? I thought this was his tailgate. 297 00:11:58,911 --> 00:12:00,016 Change of plans. 298 00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:01,326 You know, with our families living 299 00:12:01,327 --> 00:12:02,812 on each side of the world... 300 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,054 Uh-huh. 301 00:12:04,192 --> 00:12:05,849 ...he had just mixed up his dates. 302 00:12:05,987 --> 00:12:07,575 Girl, this is real cute. 303 00:12:07,576 --> 00:12:10,335 And it's got my own personal dressing room for when a bitch 304 00:12:10,336 --> 00:12:12,146 got to prepare for her performance. 305 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:14,546 We got a little VIP little situation in the back. 306 00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:17,792 You can go up and go off before you go on stage. 307 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:20,139 But just know this R.V. is a rental. 308 00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:21,658 Yeah. 309 00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:24,729 So this isn't the extremely elusive Jamal's mystery machine? 310 00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:27,871 [Laughs]No, smart-ass. It's not, okay? 311 00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:30,460 He's actually an investor in a dealership, 312 00:12:30,598 --> 00:12:32,186 and this is the floor model. 313 00:12:32,324 --> 00:12:33,981 Comes with a driver.Okay. 314 00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:37,329 That being said, no fucking, no smoking. 315 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,577 And for sure, don't put y'all happy asses 316 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,220 in that driver's seat, okay? 317 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,541 Yeah.Okay. 318 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,335 So can I sit in the driver's lap, though?Bitch. 319 00:12:44,336 --> 00:12:46,060 Look, I'm gonna go load some stuff, alright? 320 00:12:46,061 --> 00:12:48,546 Yeah, I'm gonna help out your little brother.Thank you, Watson. 321 00:12:48,547 --> 00:12:50,582 Yeah, we're gonna help your big brother 'cause he's so petty. 322 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,308 Reign: Girl, this man little as hell. 323 00:12:52,309 --> 00:12:54,242 Reign. 324 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,451 What's going on with you and Jamal? 325 00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:58,729 I said it was okay. Please don't start. 326 00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,109 Yeah, but you just seemed so happy 327 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,697 that he was coming this weekend. 328 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,149 I mean, if I'm being honest, 329 00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:06,599 I was more so excited about the food and fun. 330 00:13:06,737 --> 00:13:10,017 'Mal and I, we just roll with the punches, girl. 331 00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:12,467 And if I got upset every time he fucked up, 332 00:13:12,605 --> 00:13:14,124 we'd both be homeless. 333 00:13:14,262 --> 00:13:17,714 But he's gonna make up for it, as he always does. 334 00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:20,475 Big, giant gesture such as so. 335 00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:23,202 Yes, girl, I like it. I guess so. 336 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,583 Yeah. Okay, tailgate. 337 00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,170 So we have the drinks. we have the f- 338 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:28,932 Where's the food? I got you. 339 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,175 I know you and your friends missed the holidays, 340 00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:34,066 so I hope I make up for it with this catered friendsgiving. 341 00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:38,217 My God. Thank you, Evette. 342 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,874 And seriously, thank you for inviting my friends as well. 343 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,670 Oh, yeah. They cool. We going up. 344 00:13:42,808 --> 00:13:44,396 We going up, girl!Yeah. 345 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:45,584 What's up, driver? 346 00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:47,457 ♪ Look, tell a man no trouble ♪ 347 00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:50,160 ♪ I don't want beef, man, I just want vibes ♪ 348 00:13:50,298 --> 00:13:52,818 ♪ Big man like me, no need for the telephone ♪ 349 00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:54,820 [Indistinct shouting] 350 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,235 Y'all fucked up! Damn! 351 00:13:56,373 --> 00:13:57,996 Don't fall. Okay, don't fall. 352 00:13:58,134 --> 00:14:00,205 Wait, are you -Yes. Come on. 353 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,688 Whoo! Damn. How many shots you had? 354 00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:03,829 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. 355 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,073 Oh, this is nice. 356 00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:07,798 Yeah, my man did that, y'all. 357 00:14:07,937 --> 00:14:09,352 I heard that. 358 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:12,148 The catering company on standby goes, baby. 359 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,944 You gonna leave me hanging? 360 00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:16,704 Waiters, okay? 361 00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,154 We used them last year, 362 00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:19,568 but they just bring all the heavy shit up 363 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:21,329 so we could just pull up and pop out. 364 00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:23,711 Got you.Where did our driver go? 365 00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:25,989 Oh, he's on a break for the next five hours. 366 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,679 Jamal got him tickets to the game 367 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,889 so that, you know, we're not just paying him for nothing. 368 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,090 Okay, a man that barters 369 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,893 is a handsomely paid benefactor. 370 00:14:32,894 --> 00:14:34,238 What did you say Jamal name was? 371 00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:35,792 "Nunya." Relax, Reign. 372 00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,897 You don't want everybody in your business. Thank you. 373 00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:41,004 Touché. When we gonna meet Casper the Negro Ghost, anyway? 374 00:14:41,142 --> 00:14:43,558 Well, Shyra already met him, 375 00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:46,492 and she's the only one that matters, as my roomie. 376 00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:48,079 That part, and that's that. End speaking. 377 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,150 Whose side you on? 378 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,807 Excuse me. I'm trying to eat. 379 00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:53,153 Please tell me these waiters have our food ready to be served 380 00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:55,018 because a bitch is hungry, okay? 381 00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:56,675 Ooh, where is the k- 382 00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:58,814 Okay, we got ketchup. Where's the mustard? 383 00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,884 You gonna eat some ribs? 384 00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:01,095 I'm gonna eat some ribs. 385 00:15:01,096 --> 00:15:02,645 Girl, when you start eating pork? 386 00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:05,442 Actually, Shyra. let's take a shot. 387 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,099 Let's do that! 388 00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:09,895 Let's take a shot! Come on! 389 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,517 Ooh! [Laughs] 390 00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:13,278 We too fucked up. 391 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,038 You fucked up. We fucked up. 392 00:15:15,176 --> 00:15:16,350 Girl, we at home. 393 00:15:16,351 --> 00:15:17,971 What is going on with these rice and peas? 394 00:15:17,972 --> 00:15:19,022 I need a little... 395 00:15:19,111 --> 00:15:20,733 I'm-a buy you a drink. 396 00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,527 Reign: Your little brother over here eating, girl. 397 00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:23,909 Come on, bro. Come on. 398 00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:25,738 Hey, hey. 399 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:28,120 Heeey! 400 00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:30,398 Come on, Shyra! You know how to do it. 401 00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:32,572 I'm getting a hot dog. Where is the mustard? 402 00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:34,540 This turnt up. Where's the ice? 403 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,162 I'm about to get one of these hot dogs. 404 00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:37,647 Come on, little brother. Ha! 405 00:15:37,648 --> 00:15:39,820 Damn, Reign, you ain't gonna fix nobody else a plate? 406 00:15:39,821 --> 00:15:41,513 Girl, y'all grown as hell. 407 00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,239 Y'all better dig in. The fuck? 408 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,723 Go get you a drink or something. Leave me the fuck alone. 409 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,450 Fuck you talking to you. 410 00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,278 Yeah, put some meat on that plate. 411 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,660 I'm vegan, man.[Sighs] 412 00:15:50,798 --> 00:15:52,420 Ooh! 413 00:15:52,421 --> 00:15:54,318 Got more food coming? If not, I'm gonna go chill in the R.V. 414 00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:56,390 Not before I get dressed, you won't. 415 00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:58,150 Okay, the chef is on his way. 416 00:15:58,151 --> 00:15:59,909 He got caught in a little traffic, 417 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:02,200 so I'm having him walk the food over right now. 418 00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:05,294 Yes, walking. That's what I'm talking about. First-class service. 419 00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:07,400 You're gonna have to give me that number afterwards.I got you. 420 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,403 I think you already have it. 421 00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:10,818 What? 422 00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:12,336 Hey, y'all. Can I get some help? 423 00:16:12,337 --> 00:16:15,512 Oh, my God! 424 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:16,700 Yes! 425 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,757 Yes! 426 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:19,975 Really, bitch?What? 427 00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:21,379 We don't even have a handshake. 428 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,760 Okay, we can make one.Girl, fuck off. 429 00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:23,811 Damn. 430 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,177 Is everything Gucci?No. 431 00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:27,075 I had Z help me out after his birthday, 432 00:16:27,076 --> 00:16:28,559 pull a little something together, 433 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,250 and he even got some of your favorite foods. 434 00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:32,495 That's right. I got baby back ribs for Shy. 435 00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:34,668 Misha, I got you with the red beans and rice. 436 00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:36,947 Evette, fried oysters are served. 437 00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:38,536 Okay, so what you get for me? 438 00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:40,812 And everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Xavier, 439 00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:41,987 also a fellow Trojan, 440 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,989 although he got a few years on me. 441 00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,576 I hope somebody using Trojans. 442 00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:46,887 Girl, they don't even like each other. 443 00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:48,890 Hi, Xavier. It's nice to meet you. 444 00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,617 So, what's in the pot? 445 00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:53,964 Ziyad made gumbo. 446 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,517 Said it was somebody's favorite, 447 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,692 but I think he secretly made it for me. 448 00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,060 I did not. It was actually already on the menu. 449 00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:03,664 But I appreciate you helping me cut those vegetables. 450 00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:04,906 It was my pleasure. 451 00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:07,357 Everybody meet Mecca. 452 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,464 I met him through work. Look at him. He fine. 453 00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:15,503 You look real familiar. And I never forget a face. 454 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,263 I know you! 455 00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:19,195 You're from that Christian lovers ad! 456 00:17:19,196 --> 00:17:21,682 Oh, you got me. Good job, man. 457 00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:23,510 But, damn, that's a good-ass eye. 458 00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:25,064 Hey, that shit just dropped, like, what, this week? 459 00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:26,411 Ooh, you're so fine. 460 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,963 I need a rubdown before the end of the night, okay? 461 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,967 Okay, I got you. 462 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,209 Girl.You see that shit? 463 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,694 So how long they been off? 464 00:17:33,832 --> 00:17:36,835 Girl, not long enough. It's about to get real messy. 465 00:17:36,836 --> 00:17:38,456 And they over by the food.I could tell. 466 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,975 I hope they don't start scrapping, 467 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,564 because a bitch is hungry. 468 00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:43,737 They're gonna start throwing the hot dogs at each other, shit. 469 00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:46,016 Girl, they might Even the ribs over there. 470 00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:47,605 It's about to get real messy. 471 00:17:47,742 --> 00:17:50,332 It's gonna be a dick-comparing contest in a minute. 472 00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:55,680 So this supposed to be your peace offering? 473 00:17:55,681 --> 00:17:57,200 I've been calling you all day. 474 00:17:57,338 --> 00:17:58,753 Are you really that petty, 475 00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,306 or do you actually have me blocked on everything? 476 00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:01,928 I was freeing myself of negativity, 477 00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:03,723 and look what the fuck came through. 478 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,380 Oh, you got some fucking nerve to be talking about - 479 00:18:05,381 --> 00:18:06,554 Don't do this, Ziyad. 480 00:18:06,692 --> 00:18:09,143 Look like you moved on, Papa. 481 00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:10,662 I was fulfilling an order. 482 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:12,421 Ah.That's what professionals do, see? 483 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,251 See, we make sure the client is taken care of. 484 00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:16,391 But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? 485 00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:19,602 I'm fine, Mr. Taylor. Thanks for asking. 486 00:18:19,603 --> 00:18:22,845 How does it feel to have somebody new in the kitchen? 487 00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:26,540 Oh, there he is. Childish and petulant as ever. 488 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,955 You don't get to pop up like some spurned lover. 489 00:18:28,956 --> 00:18:31,959 You are here with my friends without even telling me. 490 00:18:32,097 --> 00:18:36,239 What the fuck is wrong with you? Is that your way of moving on? 491 00:18:36,377 --> 00:18:37,482 I tried calling. 492 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:41,002 Boy, fuck you. Fuck you looking at? 493 00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:43,246 That's... 494 00:18:43,384 --> 00:18:44,868 [Sighs] 495 00:18:44,869 --> 00:18:46,662 For sure. Let me put my number your phone real quick. 496 00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:47,974 Alright.Let's go ahead and do that. 497 00:18:47,975 --> 00:18:49,245 Ahem! Go find you a drink. 498 00:18:49,246 --> 00:18:50,494 Yo, what the fuck you doing that for? 499 00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:51,702 What's good? You good?No. 500 00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,601 What's going on?Them. 501 00:18:53,602 --> 00:18:55,602 It's all good, X. I'll just leave the apron on. 502 00:18:55,603 --> 00:18:59,124 You sure? I got more shirts. Back in the car. 503 00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:02,231 Ooh, take it off. 504 00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:03,508 God damn, boy. 505 00:19:03,646 --> 00:19:05,820 So that's your old dude right there. 506 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,546 You get that for me? 507 00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:10,929 Yo, he got some body, high-key. I can see the attraction. 508 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,552 His little friend, too. Hey, so check it. 509 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,278 What you think about them being into, like, some group shit? 510 00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,522 Is that... Really? 511 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,662 Reign! I'm just fucking with you, man! 512 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,630 Like, relax. Lighten up. We good. 513 00:19:22,631 --> 00:19:24,735 Like, what happened anyway? Like, what's the problem? 514 00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:26,668 I should go slapping his baldheaded ass back of his head. 515 00:19:26,669 --> 00:19:30,500 He get on my fucking nerve. How he gonna make my gumbo? 516 00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:31,688 Chopping up shit. 517 00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:33,434 It's cool. Chop his ass up. 518 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,918 Chill. We're good. 519 00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:37,093 It don't look nice on you like that. 520 00:19:37,231 --> 00:19:38,853 Don't look good with attitude. 521 00:19:38,991 --> 00:19:40,621 Can we go? I need a fucking drink. 522 00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:42,062 Let's kick it. I ain't get no food yet. 523 00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:43,719 I wanted to get a snack or something. 524 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,514 Fuck the food. I'll buy you something to eat. 525 00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:47,276 Alright. Fuck it. 526 00:19:47,414 --> 00:19:48,829 ♪♪ 527 00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:50,382 ♪ Digital rich ♪ 528 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,728 ♪ Digital rich ♪ 529 00:19:51,729 --> 00:19:53,350 The music is horrible. It is boring. 530 00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:55,525 It is so bad. Y'all, who is this D.J.? 531 00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,251 Whose mans is this? 532 00:19:57,252 --> 00:19:59,942 I haven't heard "Swag Surfin'" or "Knuck if You Buck" not once. 533 00:19:59,943 --> 00:20:02,048 Girl, I told you, don't be expecting the Freaknik 534 00:20:02,049 --> 00:20:03,257 in the S.C. parking lot. 535 00:20:03,395 --> 00:20:05,225 Shut up.Shit. 536 00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:06,673 My friends think I'm more stuck up now 537 00:20:06,674 --> 00:20:08,019 than I was back in high school. 538 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,297 You know what they used to call me? 539 00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:10,448 What? Miss Hollywood. 540 00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:11,885 Oh, girl, we call you that.Bye. 541 00:20:11,886 --> 00:20:13,756 Bitch, don't let them dim your light. 542 00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,820 That's right. One thing I hate about transplants - 543 00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:18,514 I mean, no offense to y'all - 544 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,522 but those who go back home and shrink. 545 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,414 I wish I would be from a hick town. 546 00:20:22,415 --> 00:20:24,243 and they introduced me as the friend. 547 00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:26,970 Bitch, please.But Mecca introduced you as the homey. 548 00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:28,178 Oh! 549 00:20:28,317 --> 00:20:31,112 Oh, my God, is that Misha?! 550 00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:32,511 Who the fuck?Who is this? 551 00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:35,082 Korey! My favorite hype man. 552 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:38,085 Everybody, this is Korey. Korey, this is everybody. 553 00:20:38,223 --> 00:20:39,328 What's up, y'all? 554 00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:41,036 What up? Why, you got Timbs on? 555 00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:43,435 It's 103 degrees outside.[Laughs] 556 00:20:43,436 --> 00:20:45,194 Them is some nice heels in the field. 557 00:20:45,195 --> 00:20:46,195 Where you going after this? 558 00:20:46,196 --> 00:20:48,129 Mm. Touché. 559 00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:49,318 Don't be laughing. 560 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:50,717 Have you heard from Maureen? 561 00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:51,960 I have not heard from her all day long. 562 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:53,618 Yo, calm down. It's all good. 563 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,515 She probably just backstage with a little juju. 564 00:20:55,516 --> 00:20:57,310 We'll see her in a minute. It's alright. 565 00:20:57,311 --> 00:20:58,519 Okay. Alright? 566 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,177 Okay. Do you want to help me get ready? 567 00:21:01,315 --> 00:21:03,904 Ready for what?We can help you get ready. 568 00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:05,801 Oh, you trying to get ready? I'm trying to 569 00:21:05,802 --> 00:21:07,872 Yeah, I can help you get ready. What you need? 570 00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:09,392 [Chuckles] 571 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:11,360 He about to help me get ready, y'all. 572 00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:12,739 What kind of ready?Don't worry about it. 573 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:13,947 I'm about to stomp the yard. 574 00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:15,259 Not in them Timbs, you won't. 575 00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:17,883 [Laughter] 576 00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:19,643 Did you take the prescription? 577 00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,814 Yeah, yeah, I finished it two days ago. Damn. 578 00:21:21,922 --> 00:21:24,959 Okay, good. Because I'm so fucking sexually frustrated. 579 00:21:25,097 --> 00:21:27,168 This damn performance.Okay, shit. 580 00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:28,515 This goddamn job. 581 00:21:28,653 --> 00:21:31,311 God damn! Just gonna take my shoes off, then. 582 00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:33,485 Mm-hmm. 583 00:21:33,623 --> 00:21:35,970 Damn, these motherfucking snake boots. 584 00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:39,526 I'm about to - come here. 585 00:21:39,664 --> 00:21:40,975 Oh, fuck. I'm stuck. 586 00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:43,356 Oh, yeah, you stuck? Yeah, I'm stuck to you, too. 587 00:21:43,357 --> 00:21:45,117 Wait, no. I'm actually stuck. 588 00:21:45,255 --> 00:21:47,154 Oh, shit. My bad. Come on. 589 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:48,983 [Grunts] 590 00:21:48,984 --> 00:21:50,605 Yeah, 'cause I'm strong and shit. 591 00:21:50,606 --> 00:21:51,656 Oh, fuck, Korey. 592 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,298 Oh, yeah. Korey! 593 00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:54,989 [Moaning] 594 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:56,232 Yeah. Call me Daddy. 595 00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:57,958 Oh, come on, Daddy.Call me Daddy. 596 00:21:58,096 --> 00:21:59,925 Daddy! Oh, Daddy. 597 00:22:00,063 --> 00:22:01,375 Ah! God damn. 598 00:22:01,513 --> 00:22:03,273 I like that shit.You like that shit? 599 00:22:03,412 --> 00:22:04,620 I like that shit. 600 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,863 Call me Maria!Who the fuck is Maria? 601 00:22:06,864 --> 00:22:08,554 I don't fucking know. Just go with it. 602 00:22:08,555 --> 00:22:10,315 Oh, shit. 603 00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:12,144 ♪ Maria, Maria ♪ 604 00:22:12,282 --> 00:22:14,664 ♪ Maria of the "West Side Story" ♪ 605 00:22:14,802 --> 00:22:16,563 Oh, "West Side Story." [Moaning] 606 00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:18,841 [Speaking Spanish][Speaking Spanish] 607 00:22:18,979 --> 00:22:22,085 Hey, yeah. Stop playing with me.Oh, Pikachu! 608 00:22:22,223 --> 00:22:25,986 They call me Charizard! They call me Charizard! 609 00:22:26,124 --> 00:22:28,920 I'm breathing fire in this motherfucker! 610 00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:30,128 [Sighs] 611 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,889 You can't take niggas nowhere. 612 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:37,549 Actually, I kinda wanna fuck in a RV. [Giggles] 613 00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:40,587 Derek: Never fear - Big Daddy is here! 614 00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:42,775 I got the churros, I got the tres leches, 615 00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:44,176 I got the dulce de leche. 616 00:22:44,314 --> 00:22:46,124 I got all the leche for all the woman. 617 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:48,421 Okay, well, all the leches can go on the table. 618 00:22:48,422 --> 00:22:50,665 We're about to head over and watch Misha's performance. 619 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,944 Damn, thought if I showed up a little late, 620 00:22:53,082 --> 00:22:55,705 you'd be a little drunk and a little more fun. 621 00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,086 Mm. 622 00:22:57,224 --> 00:22:58,605 Guess not. 623 00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:00,503 Alright, Derek. 624 00:23:00,555 --> 00:23:05,680 I know you're not about to lose the only groove you got 625 00:23:05,681 --> 00:23:07,614 over FansOnly. 626 00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:09,995 You know, the more I find out about him, 627 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:13,792 the more I know letting him anywhere near me is a mistake. 628 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:15,794 I just don't know how to tell him yet. 629 00:23:15,932 --> 00:23:18,625 Look, if you gon' be a bad bitch, you need to know 630 00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:21,005 that rejecting niggas is just part of the game. 631 00:23:21,006 --> 00:23:23,630 Not everybody gets access to you, Shy. 632 00:23:24,596 --> 00:23:26,184 [Laughs] 633 00:23:26,185 --> 00:23:27,874 Why you laughing at me, Evette? 634 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,809 Fuck! I just realized you're helpless, girl. 635 00:23:30,947 --> 00:23:32,880 Fuck. Hold on. Okay... 636 00:23:33,018 --> 00:23:35,918 You need some liquid courage, ASAP. 637 00:23:37,678 --> 00:23:40,163 Evette, what the fuck is that? 638 00:23:40,301 --> 00:23:41,613 It's Goldschlager. 639 00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:43,861 It's my fuck-you-up starter drink, girl. 640 00:23:43,926 --> 00:23:45,410 You need it. Mnh-mnh. 641 00:23:45,411 --> 00:23:48,239 My uncle told me that since it's real gold flakes in it, 642 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,621 then if you drink enough, 643 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:52,106 you could shit out a gold bracelet. 644 00:23:52,107 --> 00:23:54,211 [Chuckles] You got a lot of gold bracelets. 645 00:23:54,212 --> 00:23:55,385 Yeah, I actually do. 646 00:23:55,524 --> 00:23:57,802 Mm. A lot. Absolutely not. 647 00:23:59,459 --> 00:24:02,047 Okay, Mish! Okay, Mish! 648 00:24:02,185 --> 00:24:05,603 -Go, Mish! I see you, girl! -You look good! 649 00:24:05,741 --> 00:24:07,777 You look cute, girl! 650 00:24:07,915 --> 00:24:09,641 Yeah! Get it, get it. 651 00:24:09,779 --> 00:24:12,333 She ready! She ready!Ay, ay! 652 00:24:12,472 --> 00:24:13,542 Wow. You look bomb. 653 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,070 Are y'all ready for a show? 654 00:24:15,071 --> 00:24:16,509 Now, are youready for the show? 655 00:24:16,510 --> 00:24:18,201 I am, bitch.I'm ready to see it. 656 00:24:18,339 --> 00:24:21,239 Gotta be better than her fucking drink here.Girl. 657 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,792 -We ready! -We ready! 658 00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:24,656 -We ready! We ready! -We ready! 659 00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:25,944 -We ready! -We ready! 660 00:24:26,002 --> 00:24:27,728 -Hey! -We ready! 661 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,317 -We ready! We ready! -Let's go! 662 00:24:30,455 --> 00:24:32,768 We ready! We ready! 663 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,391 We ready! We ready! 664 00:24:35,529 --> 00:24:37,566 We ready! We ready! 665 00:24:37,704 --> 00:24:39,464 We are here with Misha Desire. 666 00:24:39,465 --> 00:24:41,361 She's supposed to go up in a couple of minutes, 667 00:24:41,362 --> 00:24:43,532 but we didn't really get the confirmation. 668 00:24:43,537 --> 00:24:44,814 There's nothing I can do. 669 00:24:44,815 --> 00:24:46,574 The booking agent said we're running behind, 670 00:24:46,575 --> 00:24:47,852 gave me a list to bump. 671 00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:49,405 Your girl's on the list. 672 00:24:49,543 --> 00:24:50,786 [Scoffs] 673 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,064 First of all, the girl has a name. 674 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,135 Matter of fact, the girl is a woman. 675 00:24:55,273 --> 00:24:58,587 What do you mean I've been bumped from the list? 676 00:24:58,725 --> 00:25:00,243 Yo, call Maureen DeVoe. 677 00:25:00,381 --> 00:25:01,797 Shit. 678 00:25:03,488 --> 00:25:05,248 Look... 679 00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:07,596 Is there anything I can do? 680 00:25:07,734 --> 00:25:08,804 Not a thing. 681 00:25:08,805 --> 00:25:10,839 Little Juju's performing right now, 682 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,946 and then the headliner. 683 00:25:13,084 --> 00:25:15,569 Uh, it went straight to voicemail. 684 00:25:15,707 --> 00:25:17,813 She ain't pick up. 685 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,436 Yo, where the fuck is Maureen DeVoe?! 686 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:22,955 -♪ Just be ready ♪ -♪ Let's do this, Ronnie ♪ 687 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,853 ♪ What if I told you I was thinking 'bout you? ♪ 688 00:25:24,854 --> 00:25:27,063 Drink up, bitch. You still look good. 689 00:25:27,064 --> 00:25:29,893 It was just one performance. It's not like you got dropped. 690 00:25:29,894 --> 00:25:32,482 A bitch is about to drop her fucking manager, man. 691 00:25:32,621 --> 00:25:35,589 Why the fuck wouldn't Maureen give me a heads-up? 692 00:25:35,727 --> 00:25:37,315 Some bullshit. 693 00:25:37,316 --> 00:25:39,730 Well, maybe it was a situation where she just couldn't - 694 00:25:39,731 --> 00:25:41,008 Yo, new guy! 695 00:25:41,009 --> 00:25:42,664 Okay, you're not here to play devil's advocate. 696 00:25:42,665 --> 00:25:44,218 Whose side are you on? 697 00:25:45,185 --> 00:25:47,290 I'm on this side.You're on our side. Okay. 698 00:25:47,428 --> 00:25:49,672 Hell, yeah.Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. 699 00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:51,881 Look, Mish, I'm just saying. 700 00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:53,780 Okay, people let you down. 701 00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:56,196 I mean, it's the circle of life. 702 00:25:56,334 --> 00:25:59,475 They don't intend to, but they do. 703 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,993 Are we still talking about me? 704 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,340 Yo, Shy. Yeah. 705 00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:03,823 Wanna go get some Gatorade? 706 00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:06,482 Why?Sober up again. 707 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,690 Remember what I said. Remember I said, okay? 708 00:26:08,691 --> 00:26:10,561 You're good, you're good. Be careful. 709 00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:12,384 ♪♪ 710 00:26:12,522 --> 00:26:15,111 [Reign sighs] 711 00:26:15,249 --> 00:26:17,010 Derek: Step, step. 712 00:26:17,648 --> 00:26:20,184 Oh, be careful. Be careful. 713 00:26:20,185 --> 00:26:22,291 Sit down. I got you. 714 00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:27,296 This should help, sober up a little bit. 715 00:26:27,434 --> 00:26:29,194 [Sighs] 716 00:26:31,611 --> 00:26:33,716 Still look cute. 717 00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:43,623 I'll be right back.Yeah, you do that. 718 00:26:43,624 --> 00:26:45,485 I can't believe you brought a date. 719 00:26:45,486 --> 00:26:47,798 Mnh-mnh, you don't get to talk to me any kind of way, 720 00:26:47,799 --> 00:26:49,317 leave in the middle of the conversation, 721 00:26:49,318 --> 00:26:51,388 and then come back days later as if it never stopped. 722 00:26:51,389 --> 00:26:53,840 It's nuts. You fucking nuts! And rude. 723 00:26:53,841 --> 00:26:55,703 You know what, I don't care about L-M-N-O-P. 724 00:26:55,704 --> 00:26:56,911 X.You keep him away from me. 725 00:26:56,912 --> 00:26:58,707 I don't give a fuck, ex-boyfriend. 726 00:26:58,845 --> 00:26:59,984 How about that? 727 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,363 Oh, dramatic monologue and walk off. 728 00:27:01,364 --> 00:27:02,987 I should've seen that coming. 729 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,885 [Chuckles] Better? 730 00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:08,716 Just want you to be the first to know, 731 00:27:08,717 --> 00:27:10,856 I think I'm getting partial custody of my daughter. 732 00:27:10,857 --> 00:27:12,962 Laura hit me up earlier. 733 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,103 That's great, Derek. I'm really happy for you. 734 00:27:16,241 --> 00:27:20,073 Could make me even happier by celebrating with me tonight. 735 00:27:20,211 --> 00:27:22,938 [Scoffs] And why would I do that? 736 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:24,353 What you mean, Shy? 737 00:27:24,491 --> 00:27:27,080 You literally said it was cool the other day. 738 00:27:27,081 --> 00:27:28,874 I'm trying to come at you correct, 739 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,947 but you can ducking me like we're not already fucking. 740 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,363 Fuck. Look, man, hey. 741 00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:38,850 What I'm trying to say is I like you a lot. 742 00:27:38,988 --> 00:27:41,646 I want to do whatever this shit is. I want more. 743 00:27:41,784 --> 00:27:43,890 [Laughs] 744 00:27:44,028 --> 00:27:45,418 More - More than what? Like... 745 00:27:45,546 --> 00:27:48,826 Like we're supposed to be some happily ever after? 746 00:27:48,964 --> 00:27:50,551 Know what? Your ass is drunk. 747 00:27:50,552 --> 00:27:52,794 We should just end this conversation right here. 748 00:27:52,795 --> 00:27:54,072 No, no, no, wait, Derek. 749 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,452 No, let's just dead the conversation. 750 00:27:55,453 --> 00:27:56,868 I got a question, Derek. 751 00:27:56,869 --> 00:27:58,558 I mean, do you think our best friends 752 00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:00,907 would condone us fucking behind their back? 753 00:28:00,908 --> 00:28:02,770 You're drunk right now.No, no, no. Or maybe... 754 00:28:02,771 --> 00:28:04,461 Maybe you thought that I would be okay 755 00:28:04,462 --> 00:28:07,085 with you prostituting yourself on the internet. 756 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,569 You know, niggas that do porn and record themselves 757 00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:12,884 to get off later, I will never fucking understand. 758 00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:19,339 So, no, Derek, we don't get to end up together. 759 00:28:19,477 --> 00:28:22,480 Because girls like me don't end up with guys like you. 760 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,724 ♪♪ 761 00:28:24,725 --> 00:28:26,586 Fuck out of here! Get the fuck out! 762 00:28:26,587 --> 00:28:28,140 Oh, you got a lot of fucking nerve. 763 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,658 You know what? Fuck off, Derek. 764 00:28:29,659 --> 00:28:31,212 Girls like you? Bitch, you was getting fucked 765 00:28:31,213 --> 00:28:32,731 in that gym just like everybody else. 766 00:28:32,732 --> 00:28:34,456 -Are you kidding me? -What's your problem, bro? 767 00:28:34,457 --> 00:28:35,941 Back the fuck up. I'm not playing with yo' ass. 768 00:28:35,942 --> 00:28:37,183 Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's people around. 769 00:28:37,184 --> 00:28:38,529 Y'all gotta stop.Nah, fuck that. 770 00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:39,876 She's trying to treat me like some random-ass 771 00:28:39,877 --> 00:28:41,207 side nigga off the street. 772 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,982 Meanwhile, she's begging for dick every night. 773 00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:44,570 Oh, hold on, child. We know what you doing. 774 00:28:44,571 --> 00:28:45,951 You ain't about to drag her name in the mud like that. 775 00:28:45,952 --> 00:28:47,462 This how you want to go out, D? 776 00:28:47,463 --> 00:28:48,988 Back the fuck up. I ain't playing with your ass. 777 00:28:48,989 --> 00:28:50,196 Girl, I will take all these rings off 778 00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:51,887 and whup your motherfucking ass. 779 00:28:51,888 --> 00:28:53,441 Niggas like this little lying dick, 780 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:55,029 when a woman say she don't want your ass, 781 00:28:55,030 --> 00:28:56,478 all of a sudden he done had her. 782 00:28:56,479 --> 00:28:58,930 Shyra would never -You know what? I did. 783 00:28:59,068 --> 00:29:00,483 Oh, shit. 784 00:29:02,485 --> 00:29:05,972 Remember that sex dummy at Nicole's shop? 785 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,457 That's all it ever was, Derek. 786 00:29:08,595 --> 00:29:11,563 It was sex...dummy. 787 00:29:12,530 --> 00:29:14,566 It was only sex, huh? 788 00:29:14,704 --> 00:29:17,224 I guess I'm the dummy. 789 00:29:17,225 --> 00:29:18,915 It was good, though, wasn't it, Shy? 790 00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:20,331 Shut up, Evette. 791 00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:24,473 Yo, you good? 792 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,478 This is a fucking shit show. 793 00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:39,557 ♪ New ZIP, address looking European ♪ 794 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:42,698 ♪ New bitch, don't owe nobody a reason ♪ 795 00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:46,771 ♪ Yeah, pull up, hop out, show off that new body ♪ 796 00:29:46,909 --> 00:29:50,119 ♪ Ain't a drip, wave too big, it's a tsunami ♪ 797 00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:53,053 Oh, I look like I'm missing out on all the fun. 798 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,056 Oh. Hey, babe. 799 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,300 Go ahead. Sit down. Get your feet rubbed. 800 00:29:58,438 --> 00:30:01,337 I know you hurting from all that one-two step. 801 00:30:01,475 --> 00:30:02,752 Rub her feet, Korey. 802 00:30:02,891 --> 00:30:04,927 You know her dogs is hurting. 803 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,859 The performance didn't even happen. 804 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,150 Maureen wouldn't even answer my phone calls. 805 00:30:09,173 --> 00:30:11,175 Oh, poor baby. 806 00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:13,314 Korey, can you please excuse us for a second? 807 00:30:13,315 --> 00:30:15,731 Can you come over here and talk to me, please? 808 00:30:15,869 --> 00:30:19,045 The fuck you ain't trying to walk me away from your friends 809 00:30:19,046 --> 00:30:20,631 'cause you don't want to get embarrassed. 810 00:30:20,632 --> 00:30:23,152 Embarrassed? What are you talking about? 811 00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:25,015 Are you fucking high or something? 812 00:30:25,016 --> 00:30:26,328 'Cause please, share. 813 00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:27,985 Oh, you want me to share?Yes. 814 00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:29,779 Okay. I got a story to share. 815 00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:31,642 There was once this businesswoman, 816 00:30:31,643 --> 00:30:35,026 successful businesswoman, who met this young girl 817 00:30:35,164 --> 00:30:37,442 who wanted to explore her sexuality. 818 00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:41,274 And against the better judgment of the businesswoman, 819 00:30:41,412 --> 00:30:43,863 she decided to explore that relationship, 820 00:30:44,001 --> 00:30:45,347 based on a few rules. 821 00:30:45,485 --> 00:30:48,419 Do you think the young girl followed the rules? 822 00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:51,007 Do you think she followed the motherfucking rules? 823 00:30:51,008 --> 00:30:52,423 Oh, sh... 824 00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:54,977 Nikki. 825 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,013 There was a lot of shit going on right now. 826 00:30:57,014 --> 00:30:58,497 Everything is fucking crazy. 827 00:30:58,498 --> 00:31:00,292 I just didn't know what the fuck to say to you. 828 00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,881 I'm - I-I'm sorry. 829 00:31:02,019 --> 00:31:03,952 Girl, take this shit. 830 00:31:03,953 --> 00:31:05,780 What the fuck you mean you didn't know what to say? 831 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:09,026 What you should have said was, "Nicole, I got chlamydia. 832 00:31:09,027 --> 00:31:10,750 Maybe you should go get checked out." 833 00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:12,981 That's what any responsible adult would do. 834 00:31:12,982 --> 00:31:14,478 I couldn't tell you because I thought 835 00:31:14,479 --> 00:31:16,239 you were gonna fucking break up with me! 836 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,826 And you think I ain't gonna break up with yo' ass now? 837 00:31:17,827 --> 00:31:20,346 You letting that corny-ass nigga rub your fucking feet 838 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,797 and kiss on your fucking cat 839 00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:24,904 and then putting that dumbass smile on your face? 840 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:27,147 Just please, tell me what to do, 841 00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:28,425 and I will fucking do it. 842 00:31:28,426 --> 00:31:30,115 You want me to break up with him? 843 00:31:30,116 --> 00:31:31,495 'Cause if you want me to do that, I will. 844 00:31:31,496 --> 00:31:33,256 I don't even know why I bother with you. 845 00:31:33,257 --> 00:31:35,535 You - You don't get it. 846 00:31:35,673 --> 00:31:38,296 I tried to follow your rules. 847 00:31:38,434 --> 00:31:40,367 A bitch like me needs monogamy, 848 00:31:40,368 --> 00:31:42,403 or this shit would've never happened. 849 00:31:42,404 --> 00:31:44,681 I can't fucking be around here juggling dicks in one hand 850 00:31:44,682 --> 00:31:46,012 and pussy in the other one. 851 00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:47,788 I need to be with one person, 852 00:31:47,927 --> 00:31:50,550 to be a freak for one person. 853 00:31:51,551 --> 00:31:54,864 Okay, so it's all of those other bitches over me. 854 00:31:55,003 --> 00:31:57,281 [Scoffs] Don't ask that question. 855 00:31:57,419 --> 00:31:59,869 You don't want to get your feelings hurt. 856 00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:01,422 What happened to brutal honesty 857 00:32:01,423 --> 00:32:02,733 and talking through shit? 858 00:32:02,734 --> 00:32:04,252 You want me to be brutally honest? 859 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:05,945 Yes. Okay. I'll be honest. 860 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:08,775 I thought that age didn't matter, 861 00:32:08,913 --> 00:32:10,570 but apparently it does. 862 00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:11,788 Your little friends - 863 00:32:11,916 --> 00:32:13,953 I-I just can't do them. I can't. 864 00:32:14,091 --> 00:32:15,506 I'm a grown-ass woman 865 00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:18,267 with a child who's about to be grown. 866 00:32:18,268 --> 00:32:21,269 How are you and I supposed to have a long-lasting relationship 867 00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,272 and we can't even hang out together? 868 00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:25,343 On top of the polyamory of it all. 869 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,413 Yeah, a lot of people don't like labels, 870 00:32:27,414 --> 00:32:28,829 but I'm a label ho. 871 00:32:28,968 --> 00:32:30,452 I know what I like to wear, 872 00:32:30,590 --> 00:32:32,212 I know who I want to fuck, 873 00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,490 and when I want to fuck 'em. 874 00:32:36,113 --> 00:32:38,805 So, what are you saying, Nikki? 875 00:32:38,943 --> 00:32:41,014 [Inhales deeply] 876 00:32:42,188 --> 00:32:44,535 I think we need to take a break. 877 00:32:45,743 --> 00:32:46,986 Nicole! 878 00:32:46,987 --> 00:32:48,469 Do you actually mean take a break 879 00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:51,611 or are you breaking up with me? 880 00:32:51,749 --> 00:32:53,716 The fuck you think? 881 00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:02,518 ♪ I get mine, we say, "Ooh, that's it" ♪ 882 00:33:02,656 --> 00:33:04,175 ♪ Say what I feel is a fact ♪ 883 00:33:04,313 --> 00:33:06,281 ♪ She said she feel it right back ♪ 884 00:33:08,076 --> 00:33:09,249 Proud of you.Thank you. 885 00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,182 See you in a minute, alright? 886 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,977 Alright, my boy.Hell, yeah. 887 00:33:13,115 --> 00:33:14,185 Hell, yeah. 888 00:33:14,323 --> 00:33:17,085 Bye, nigga. 889 00:33:17,223 --> 00:33:19,604 Could this night get any worse? 890 00:33:19,742 --> 00:33:22,193 Girl, I'm ready to haul my ass back in this RV 891 00:33:22,331 --> 00:33:24,230 and try again tomorrow. 892 00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:26,301 Nah, but now that you're sober, 893 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:28,889 girl, I really think you hurt Derek's feelings. 894 00:33:29,028 --> 00:33:30,512 Yeah, we had your back but... 895 00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:32,755 I ain't never seen Derek like that. 896 00:33:32,893 --> 00:33:35,379 Girl, I think he like youlike you. 897 00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:36,794 For real for real. 898 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:39,210 You ready to be a step-mama? Stop, okay? 899 00:33:39,211 --> 00:33:40,762 I know I should've never opened the door 900 00:33:40,763 --> 00:33:42,350 in the first place, but y'all were like, 901 00:33:42,351 --> 00:33:43,696 "Oh, my God, Shyra, you need some dick. 902 00:33:43,697 --> 00:33:45,008 You need to fuck. You need to get laid. 903 00:33:45,009 --> 00:33:46,424 Girl, let's talk about it." 904 00:33:46,562 --> 00:33:47,943 God!You kinda did. 905 00:33:48,081 --> 00:33:49,358 [Cellphone chiming] 906 00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:52,982 Ooh... Oh, my God. 907 00:33:53,121 --> 00:33:54,812 Shy! 908 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:57,711 This dirty-ass nigga? 909 00:33:57,849 --> 00:33:59,679 What the fuck is this? 910 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,714 Reign: You suck Rodney's best friend dick, 911 00:34:01,715 --> 00:34:03,648 but left his ashy for years? 912 00:34:03,786 --> 00:34:05,374 I can't. 913 00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,961 At least you look good doing it. 914 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,929 Girl - Hey.Sorry. 915 00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:11,173 [Dramatic music plays] 916 00:34:11,311 --> 00:34:17,455 ♪♪ 917 00:34:17,593 --> 00:34:20,458 Narrator: Coming up on next week's "A La Carte" menu... 918 00:34:20,595 --> 00:34:23,185 Shy-Shy, what happened?! 919 00:34:23,323 --> 00:34:24,653 Man: Just want you to know... 920 00:34:24,738 --> 00:34:26,848 I want to show up for you as best as I can now. 921 00:34:26,849 --> 00:34:29,121 I mean, Derek has his moments, a little bit brief, 922 00:34:29,122 --> 00:34:30,949 but I just didn't think that what I said to him 923 00:34:30,950 --> 00:34:32,400 would come back and bite me in the ass. 924 00:34:32,401 --> 00:34:33,746 So, that's how you're gonna act. 925 00:34:33,747 --> 00:34:35,472 I make one mistake, now I'm the bad guy. 926 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,335 Derek, you might need to find you another lawyer 927 00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:38,959 if that recording gets out. 928 00:34:39,098 --> 00:34:40,513 Come on, girl. Let's go. 929 00:34:40,651 --> 00:34:43,516 He's still wearing pearls. He can't represent us. 930 00:34:43,653 --> 00:34:45,586 Give me a call, and I'm sure we can find 931 00:34:45,725 --> 00:34:46,829 a place for you 932 00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:48,658 in our internship program next semester. 933 00:34:48,659 --> 00:34:51,075 If I walk away now, what do I get? 934 00:34:51,213 --> 00:34:52,628 Do I get a check? 935 00:34:52,766 --> 00:34:56,528 I'm just trying to uncomplicate things, you know? 936 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:57,701 Hm. 937 00:34:57,702 --> 00:34:59,428 And by "uncomplicate things," 938 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:01,706 you mean me and you hooking up? 939 00:35:01,707 --> 00:35:03,811 I know shit's always been mad awkward between us. 940 00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:04,916 Should've went - 941 00:35:05,054 --> 00:35:07,195 -Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo! -Get the fuck off! 942 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:13,615 ♪ Keep pretending you gon' make it better ♪ 943 00:35:13,753 --> 00:35:16,721 ♪ I really wish you'd get your shit together ♪ 944 00:35:16,859 --> 00:35:19,448 ♪ We were supposed to last forever ♪ 945 00:35:19,449 --> 00:35:22,001 ♪ We was really supposed to share this cheddar ♪ 946 00:35:22,002 --> 00:35:24,626 ♪ But you fucked up, can't put it past us ♪ 947 00:35:24,764 --> 00:35:27,456 ♪ Walk around this bitch like you was mad tough ♪ 948 00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:30,218 ♪ No, I wish you good but also bad luck ♪ 949 00:35:30,356 --> 00:35:32,841 ♪ I got plenty choices, you was backup ♪ 950 00:35:32,979 --> 00:35:35,671 ♪ Lately I been in my feelings bad ♪ 951 00:35:35,809 --> 00:35:38,433 ♪ And I know it kinda make you sad ♪ 952 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,021 ♪ Can't forget I always brought the bag ♪ 953 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,439 ♪ Never thought this shit would even last, yeah ♪ 954 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,923 ♪ It wasn't like this when I met you, bless you ♪ 955 00:35:46,924 --> 00:35:49,339 ♪ How you know the things that make it special ♪ 956 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:51,928 ♪ Did you forget her in the streets before I met you ♪ 957 00:35:51,929 --> 00:35:53,551 ♪ Used to think I was shady ♪ 958 00:35:53,689 --> 00:35:57,176 ♪ 'Cause I could hear the streets calling me ♪ 959 00:35:57,314 --> 00:35:59,385 ♪ Streets calling me ♪ 960 00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:02,905 ♪ I can hear the streets calling me ♪ 961 00:36:03,043 --> 00:36:05,322 ♪ Streets calling me ♪ 962 00:36:05,323 --> 00:36:09,221 ♪ Studied your feelings, but I can't relate ♪ 963 00:36:09,222 --> 00:36:11,982 ♪ Ain't no closing doors, you know we gettin' cake ♪ 964 00:36:11,983 --> 00:36:14,572 ♪ Bust this pussy open on the kitchen floor ♪ 965 00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:17,420 ♪ Order half a dozen bottles at the liquor store ♪ 966 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:20,613 ♪ Niggas raising bets like the Kentucky Derby ♪ 967 00:36:20,751 --> 00:36:23,478 ♪ We ran it up, but then she came too early ♪ 968 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,846 ♪ I read your mind and she was lukewarm ♪ 969 00:36:25,963 --> 00:36:28,253 ♪ Now I'm bustin' corners in the U-Haul ♪ 970 00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:29,622 ♪ Why you flexing? ♪ 971 00:36:29,623 --> 00:36:31,450 ♪ Tell me why you act like that ♪ 972 00:36:31,451 --> 00:36:33,280 ♪ New bitch, how you move that fast ♪ 973 00:36:33,281 --> 00:36:35,904 ♪ I love you, but you know I never take you back ♪ 974 00:36:36,042 --> 00:36:40,080 ♪ I want you, but you know that shit hurt too bad ♪ 975 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:42,806 ♪ You wasn't like this when I met you, bless you ♪ 976 00:36:42,807 --> 00:36:45,050 ♪ How you know the things that make it special ♪ 977 00:36:45,051 --> 00:36:47,916 ♪ Did you forget I ran the streets before I met you? ♪ 978 00:36:48,054 --> 00:36:49,254 ♪ You used to think... ♪ 979 00:36:49,297 --> 00:36:53,818 ♪♪ 980 00:36:53,868 --> 00:36:58,418 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 72537

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