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♪♪
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[Laughs]
Okay.
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I'll take it back
to the partners
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and get back to you
within the hour.
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Sounds good.
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Mr. Whyte.
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They're ready to settle.
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The ball's in our court.
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I just got off
the phone with USC Law.
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Did you sign off
on final internship hours for Reign Moore?
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No, sir.
Of course not.
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Is this not
your digital signature?
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This is the same kid that got us
into this mess
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in the first place.
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Is there some kind of
an external work relationship
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between you two?
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Respectfully, sir,
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my relationships outside of work
are none of your concern.
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The non-fraternization clause
in your contract is clear.
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Mr. Whyte, this is clearly
a clerical error on my part.
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I must have
misread the document
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when I was assessing his
final hours before dismissal.
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For that, I apologize.
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That young man has been
nothing but trouble
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for this firm.
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A bit of career advice -
Place a distance
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as wide as the San Fernando
Valley between you two.
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Bad apples ruin the bunch,
not the other way around.
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♪♪
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Fuck!
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♪♪
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♪ No losses,
I don't do lipo ♪
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♪ A few screws loose
in the head, I'm a psycho ♪
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Don't expect none of this shit
at the S.C. tailgate.
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Okay, but, hey, are you excited
about performing?
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Girl,
a bitch nerves is bad.
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What? You still trying to get
that ass and hip and step up?
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Okay.
You almost got it.
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I'm working on it.
Come on, now.
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Oh, my God. Yo.
Look, I am so nervous.
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I got PTSD because Maureen DeVoe
has missed every rehearsal.
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This wasn't about Maureen.
It was about you.
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I mean,
go big or go home, right?
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Wrong.
Think bigger, bitch.
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Yeah.
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Um, your man
going to N.Y. yet?
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Keep your voice down.
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I told you that shit
in confidence.
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But you yelled it out
at the party.
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After the party.Same shit.
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I mean, sure,
if the dick is good,
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I see why bitches lining up
to throw that ass in the circle.
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Mm!
Okay, mm, mm, mm!
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Yeah,
so y'all be okay with it
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Mecca or Z or Nicole
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was passing themselves
around online?
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You'd stay with them?I plead the Fifth.
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I'd ask for a cameo.Oh, you sure about that?
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Considering your recent
consequences lately.
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Oh, yeah. You right, bitch.
'Cause that itch ain't it.
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Mm.
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Okay, Derek deserves
a few cool points,
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for trying to make a cute coin
and take care of his kid.
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He's trying to get
parental rights.
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Don't women like when men take
care of their responsibilities?
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It's getting hypocritical
to me.
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Whose friend are you?Man: Yo, sis.
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We're out of Hennessy.Fuck.
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I'll be back.
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Damn,
they out of Hennessy!
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They out of Hennessy?
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Fuck.Damn.
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Fuck.It's still weird to me.
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Shyra having a brother?Mm-hmm.
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That nigga was a ho-ass
secret squirrel for months.
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And you know,
Shyra is real naive.
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I'm-a hem that nigga up
at the tailgate.
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Mm-hmm, and I'm gonna be there
to cross-examine.
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Hello.
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Didn't Reign set you up
with a system
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so you don't have to deal
in hard copies anymore?
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If I can't touch it,
it ain't real.
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What's going on with you?
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This is the liquor order.
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It was supposed to go out
last week.
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Yeah, we're going to
have to hold off
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on that liquor order
this month.
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Hold off?
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Black folks are ready to riot
over the Hennessy shortage.
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How can we run a bar
without no liquor?
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Weain't running anything.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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You're the only person keeping
my head above water right now.
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Sometimes I just want the
developer to come buy us out.
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I got Reign over here working
on this case, but the truth is,
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I've been in deep shit
way before he even took it on.
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What's going on?
Do you want to talk?
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Everything you do comes back
and fucks with you.
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Being around the wrong people,
doing the wrong things.
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It's like a funk
that sticks to you.
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[Exhales sharply]
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Okay.
So what do you want us to do?
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Some bottles of Reserve
out back.
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Let's do a raffle
or a game or something.
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Let's just give them away
and let's send them folks home.
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Okay.
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I got you.
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Cheer up.
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♪♪
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You know how much I love
when you come home spliced like this, man?
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Oh, well, you know, I don't play
hard to get anyway, so.
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You're hard to deal with,
though, that's for sure.
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What you got going on
this weekend, though?
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You gonna leave me again?
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Of course.
Or you can come with.
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I mean, come meet my friends.
It's a tailgate.
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Very hetero.
Very hyper masculine.
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What do you say?
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Mecca, I'm not gonna beg.
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Alright, man.
You don't got to go.
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Good.I'm-a go. I'll pull up.
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Separately, though,
as your homey.
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As a homey?
[Laughs]
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Yeah. Okay.
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Nobody's gonna see
behind that smoke screen.
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[Chuckles] I guess I'll take
what I can get.
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Look, man, as long as
there's music and there's food
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and it's right,
I'm good.
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Oh, you don't have
to worry about that.
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My girl Misha's performing,
and the host never skimps.
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We're covered, so.
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Is that right?Yeah.
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Mmm.
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Yeah, you know,
this tailgate is bittersweet.
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T-minus three weeks,
it's graduation,
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and I just -
I don't know.
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You don't sound too geeked
about it.
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You know, after losing
my internship,
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I've been spiraling.
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And I worked my ass off
for that with no help -
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not from my dad,
not Regina, not...
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You know what?
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If Brandon would come off
the hip of his paperwork,
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I feel like that nigga
hiding something.
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Yo, look, don't get
so caught up
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that you end up
missing the moment, okay?
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Shit, we're gonna end up
celebrating all the wins
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because some shits
don't come around enough, okay?
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You right.
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Hey.
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Look at me.
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Just tell me
how I can celebrate you.
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Well...
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I can tell you
in the room.
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Hmm.
Not if I beat you there first.
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Oh! [Laughs]
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Come on.
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♪ Fucked up, double cups,
she call me baby ♪
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As you can see, the paperwork
for the liquor license transfer
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is signed and dated
right there.
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Yes, but, sir,
this is a temporary transfer.
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So if you're
the new sole owner,
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you're gonna need to submit
a new application.
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Okay, yeah.
How long does that take?
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Well, not to worry.
This is still good.
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So as long as
there's nothing
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that comes up
in your background check,
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then we'll have a new one
to you before it expires.
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Okay, let me get on that
right away. Thank you.
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Good luck, sir.
Alright. Have a good one.
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You too.
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What was that about?
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Oh, man, nothing I can't handle.
What's going on with you, bro?
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New man, bar, or gym?
What's going on?
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Listen,
I just prefer a place
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where everybody doesn't know
my name, or any of my exes.
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Speaking of which,
you've seen Reign?
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Nah, man, we don't got nothing
on the schedule this week.
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Everybody traveling around
for the holidays.
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How about you, man?
You staying here or you going to see your people?
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Believe me, my people prefer
I stay right where I am,
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and the feeling's mutual.
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What about you?
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Yeah, man, I don't got
nobody out here.
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This bar's all I got left.
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Well, a little word
of advice.
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Didn't take too many clicks for
me to pull up your background,
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including
the expunged stuff.
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Now, Reign, I'll admit he's
one of the best with contracts,
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but he's inexperienced,
egotistical,
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and he's willing to burn bridges
in order to get his way.
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Shit, I was just about
to hit him, man.
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You know, we're just going
through this paperwork.
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After that, I'm -I'm not judging.
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But if you want
some real legal help...
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I got you.
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Appreciate you, man.
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Well, shit, you still want me
to hit Reign up?
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No. I have a feeling
I'm gonna run into him later.
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Alright.
Be easy.
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Alright.
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♪♪
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♪ Look, I need
a song to chase ♪
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Miss Evette, right?
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Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
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Mr. Jerome apologizes,
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but he was called away
at the last minute.
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Are you serious?
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He'd like for you
to give him a call
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at your most
convenient time.
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Okay, I'll give him
a calright now. Thanks.
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♪♪
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Your call has been forwarded
to an -
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Oh!
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Hell no.
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♪ Too much shit on my mind ♪
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♪ I told my mama I'm fine.
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Shyra: Can you believe
Derek has a FansOnly?
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I mean, he is so stupid.
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He could have like four
or five kids running around.
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Yes, but those two things do
not surprise me about the dude.
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I mean, he fucks at the job.
Come on.
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What?
Are you serious?100%.
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But he's the last person
on your radar, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
No, I would never. No.
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Misha:
Where's her mystery man?
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There's another
mystery going around.
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Isn't that right, Watson?
If that's your real name.
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It's not.
It's Frank.
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But I told you that
when we first met.
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Exactly. Thank you. You know
that he was in a tough spot.
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Unh-unh.
He don't get off that easy.Whatever.
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You know,
you can still catfish family.
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Hey, look,
it's all good, Shyra.
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I mean,
if the roles were reversed,
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I'd be doing the same thing,
but I'm an open book.
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Open book, huh?
Good.
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'Cause I looked you up
and I couldn't find
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any bookings
or criminal reports.
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I've never
been arrested, so.
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Yeah, and I'm trying to figure
out where the money resides,
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because I know
you do more than bartending.
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You're asking
what else do I do,
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or where do I live?
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Yes, all of that.
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Okay, look,
I created a couple of apps,
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and they spin off
residual income.
248
00:10:15,152 --> 00:10:17,292
Mm, how much residuals
are we talking?
249
00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:20,123
I do pretty decent,
Reign.
250
00:10:20,261 --> 00:10:22,643
So where does decent stay
in L.A.?
251
00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,334
Damn. Bel-Air.
252
00:10:24,472 --> 00:10:25,622
Bel-Air?!
Bel-Air?!
253
00:10:25,715 --> 00:10:27,440
Nigga,
you got moneymoney.
254
00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:29,132
What's up, Frankie?
255
00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:30,374
Damn.
256
00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:31,582
Where y'all live?
257
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:32,721
Um...
258
00:10:32,722 --> 00:10:36,001
Here.
259
00:10:36,864 --> 00:10:38,313
Who are you texting?
260
00:10:38,451 --> 00:10:40,384
Girl, mind your business.
261
00:10:40,522 --> 00:10:44,043
Y'all are the only
cute throuple I know.
262
00:10:44,181 --> 00:10:45,355
We is.
263
00:10:45,356 --> 00:10:46,873
Girl, both of your boos
gonna be at your -
264
00:10:46,874 --> 00:10:49,290
I mean,
parking lot performance.
265
00:10:49,428 --> 00:10:51,326
[Laughter]You bitches is so petty.
266
00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:53,639
I'm getting tired
of both of y'all, okay?
267
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,399
Nicole was acting really weird
before she left for the holidays
268
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,539
with her daughter Destinee
and her baby father.
269
00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:01,301
I just really hope she makes it
back for my performance, y'all.
270
00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:02,993
You tell her
about the STD yet?
271
00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:05,201
Girl, no. I plan on telling her
after the performance.
272
00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:07,169
I need to wait to get the stress
off of one thing
273
00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,411
before I focus
on the other.
274
00:11:08,412 --> 00:11:09,723
You know what?
I think that's good.
275
00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:10,620
I think
that's a great idea.
276
00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:12,037
Don't you start.
277
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,575
I know you ain't talking.
You don't want it with me.
278
00:11:14,576 --> 00:11:15,591
[Horn honking]
279
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,800
Oh.
280
00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:19,941
Evette outside.
It's time to party.
281
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:23,048
It's a party, it's a party,
it's a party!
282
00:11:23,186 --> 00:11:24,877
Let me go
grab my shoes.Hurry up.
283
00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:27,121
[Cellphone rings]
284
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:32,782
Fucking Derek.
285
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,163
Hey, I'm busy helping Evette.
286
00:11:35,164 --> 00:11:37,060
But can we talk
after the tailgate?
287
00:11:37,061 --> 00:11:39,373
I mean, if it's too much,
then you don't got to come.
288
00:11:39,374 --> 00:11:41,307
Alright, bye.
289
00:11:41,445 --> 00:11:43,206
Where's my...
290
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,104
Ha ha!
291
00:11:46,968 --> 00:11:48,798
Yeah!
292
00:11:48,936 --> 00:11:50,558
Yes!
293
00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:52,110
Evette:
What's up? What's up?
294
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,700
Y'all ready for
another Evette "lituation"?
295
00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:56,633
Yeah!Oh, hell yeah.
296
00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:58,910
Yo, but what happened to Jamal?
I thought this was his tailgate.
297
00:11:58,911 --> 00:12:00,016
Change of plans.
298
00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:01,326
You know,
with our families living
299
00:12:01,327 --> 00:12:02,812
on each side
of the world...
300
00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,054
Uh-huh.
301
00:12:04,192 --> 00:12:05,849
...he had
just mixed up his dates.
302
00:12:05,987 --> 00:12:07,575
Girl, this is real cute.
303
00:12:07,576 --> 00:12:10,335
And it's got my own personal
dressing room for when a bitch
304
00:12:10,336 --> 00:12:12,146
got to prepare
for her performance.
305
00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:14,546
We got a little VIP
little situation in the back.
306
00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:17,792
You can go up and go off
before you go on stage.
307
00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:20,139
But just know this R.V.
is a rental.
308
00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:21,658
Yeah.
309
00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:24,729
So this isn't the extremely
elusive Jamal's mystery machine?
310
00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:27,871
[Laughs]No, smart-ass.
It's not, okay?
311
00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:30,460
He's actually an investor
in a dealership,
312
00:12:30,598 --> 00:12:32,186
and this is the floor model.
313
00:12:32,324 --> 00:12:33,981
Comes with a driver.Okay.
314
00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:37,329
That being said,
no fucking, no smoking.
315
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:39,577
And for sure,
don't put y'all happy asses
316
00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,220
in that driver's seat,
okay?
317
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,541
Yeah.Okay.
318
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,335
So can I sit
in the driver's lap, though?Bitch.
319
00:12:44,336 --> 00:12:46,060
Look, I'm gonna go load
some stuff, alright?
320
00:12:46,061 --> 00:12:48,546
Yeah, I'm gonna help out
your little brother.Thank you, Watson.
321
00:12:48,547 --> 00:12:50,582
Yeah, we're gonna help your big
brother 'cause he's so petty.
322
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,308
Reign: Girl,
this man little as hell.
323
00:12:52,309 --> 00:12:54,242
Reign.
324
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,451
What's going on
with you and Jamal?
325
00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:58,729
I said it was okay.
Please don't start.
326
00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,109
Yeah, but you just seemed
so happy
327
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,697
that he was coming
this weekend.
328
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,149
I mean,
if I'm being honest,
329
00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:06,599
I was more so excited about
the food and fun.
330
00:13:06,737 --> 00:13:10,017
'Mal and I, we just roll
with the punches, girl.
331
00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:12,467
And if I got upset
every time he fucked up,
332
00:13:12,605 --> 00:13:14,124
we'd both be homeless.
333
00:13:14,262 --> 00:13:17,714
But he's gonna make up for it,
as he always does.
334
00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:20,475
Big, giant gesture
such as so.
335
00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:23,202
Yes, girl, I like it.
I guess so.
336
00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,583
Yeah.
Okay, tailgate.
337
00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,170
So we have the drinks.
we have the f-
338
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:28,932
Where's the food?
I got you.
339
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,175
I know you and your friends
missed the holidays,
340
00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:34,066
so I hope I make up for it
with this catered friendsgiving.
341
00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:38,217
My God.
Thank you, Evette.
342
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,874
And seriously, thank you
for inviting my friends as well.
343
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,670
Oh, yeah. They cool.
We going up.
344
00:13:42,808 --> 00:13:44,396
We going up, girl!Yeah.
345
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:45,584
What's up, driver?
346
00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:47,457
♪ Look,
tell a man no trouble ♪
347
00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:50,160
♪ I don't want beef, man,
I just want vibes ♪
348
00:13:50,298 --> 00:13:52,818
♪ Big man like me,
no need for the telephone ♪
349
00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:54,820
[Indistinct shouting]
350
00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,235
Y'all fucked up! Damn!
351
00:13:56,373 --> 00:13:57,996
Don't fall.
Okay, don't fall.
352
00:13:58,134 --> 00:14:00,205
Wait, are you -Yes. Come on.
353
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,688
Whoo!
Damn. How many shots you had?
354
00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:03,829
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
355
00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:06,073
Oh, this is nice.
356
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:07,798
Yeah, my man did that,
y'all.
357
00:14:07,937 --> 00:14:09,352
I heard that.
358
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:12,148
The catering company
on standby goes, baby.
359
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,944
You gonna
leave me hanging?
360
00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:16,704
Waiters, okay?
361
00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,154
We used them last year,
362
00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:19,568
but they just bring
all the heavy shit up
363
00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:21,329
so we could just pull up
and pop out.
364
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:23,711
Got you.Where did our driver go?
365
00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:25,989
Oh, he's on a break
for the next five hours.
366
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,679
Jamal got him tickets
to the game
367
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,889
so that, you know, we're not
just paying him for nothing.
368
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,090
Okay, a man that barters
369
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,893
is a handsomely
paid benefactor.
370
00:14:32,894 --> 00:14:34,238
What did you say
Jamal name was?
371
00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:35,792
"Nunya."
Relax, Reign.
372
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,897
You don't want everybody
in your business. Thank you.
373
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:41,004
Touché. When we gonna meet
Casper the Negro Ghost, anyway?
374
00:14:41,142 --> 00:14:43,558
Well,
Shyra already met him,
375
00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:46,492
and she's the only one
that matters, as my roomie.
376
00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:48,079
That part, and that's that.
End speaking.
377
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,150
Whose side you on?
378
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,807
Excuse me.
I'm trying to eat.
379
00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:53,153
Please tell me these waiters
have our food ready to be served
380
00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:55,018
because a bitch is hungry,
okay?
381
00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:56,675
Ooh, where is the k-
382
00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:58,814
Okay, we got ketchup.
Where's the mustard?
383
00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,884
You gonna eat some ribs?
384
00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:01,095
I'm gonna eat
some ribs.
385
00:15:01,096 --> 00:15:02,645
Girl, when you start
eating pork?
386
00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:05,442
Actually, Shyra.
let's take a shot.
387
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,099
Let's do that!
388
00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:09,895
Let's take a shot!
Come on!
389
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,517
Ooh!
[Laughs]
390
00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:13,278
We too fucked up.
391
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,038
You fucked up.
We fucked up.
392
00:15:15,176 --> 00:15:16,350
Girl, we at home.
393
00:15:16,351 --> 00:15:17,971
What is going on
with these rice and peas?
394
00:15:17,972 --> 00:15:19,022
I need a little...
395
00:15:19,111 --> 00:15:20,733
I'm-a buy you a drink.
396
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,527
Reign: Your little brother
over here eating, girl.
397
00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:23,909
Come on, bro.
Come on.
398
00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:25,738
Hey, hey.
399
00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:28,120
Heeey!
400
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:30,398
Come on, Shyra!
You know how to do it.
401
00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:32,572
I'm getting a hot dog.
Where is the mustard?
402
00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:34,540
This turnt up.
Where's the ice?
403
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,162
I'm about to get
one of these hot dogs.
404
00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:37,647
Come on, little brother.
Ha!
405
00:15:37,648 --> 00:15:39,820
Damn, Reign, you ain't
gonna fix nobody else a plate?
406
00:15:39,821 --> 00:15:41,513
Girl,
y'all grown as hell.
407
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,239
Y'all better dig in.
The fuck?
408
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,723
Go get you a drink or something.
Leave me the fuck alone.
409
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,450
Fuck you talking to you.
410
00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,278
Yeah, put some meat
on that plate.
411
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,660
I'm vegan, man.[Sighs]
412
00:15:50,798 --> 00:15:52,420
Ooh!
413
00:15:52,421 --> 00:15:54,318
Got more food coming? If not,
I'm gonna go chill in the R.V.
414
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:56,390
Not before I get dressed,
you won't.
415
00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:58,150
Okay,
the chef is on his way.
416
00:15:58,151 --> 00:15:59,909
He got caught in
a little traffic,
417
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:02,200
so I'm having him walk
the food over right now.
418
00:16:02,201 --> 00:16:05,294
Yes, walking. That's what I'm talking about.
First-class service.
419
00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:07,400
You're gonna have to give me
that number afterwards.I got you.
420
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,403
I think
you already have it.
421
00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:10,818
What?
422
00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:12,336
Hey, y'all.
Can I get some help?
423
00:16:12,337 --> 00:16:15,512
Oh, my God!
424
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:16,700
Yes!
425
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,757
Yes!
426
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:19,975
Really, bitch?What?
427
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:21,379
We don't even have
a handshake.
428
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,760
Okay, we can make one.Girl, fuck off.
429
00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:23,811
Damn.
430
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,177
Is everything Gucci?No.
431
00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:27,075
I had Z help me out
after his birthday,
432
00:16:27,076 --> 00:16:28,559
pull a little
something together,
433
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,250
and he even got
some of your favorite foods.
434
00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:32,495
That's right.
I got baby back ribs for Shy.
435
00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:34,668
Misha, I got you
with the red beans and rice.
436
00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:36,947
Evette, fried oysters
are served.
437
00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:38,536
Okay,
so what you get for me?
438
00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:40,812
And everyone, I'd like
to introduce you to Xavier,
439
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:41,987
also a fellow Trojan,
440
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,989
although he got
a few years on me.
441
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:45,576
I hope somebody
using Trojans.
442
00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:46,887
Girl, they don't
even like each other.
443
00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:48,890
Hi, Xavier.
It's nice to meet you.
444
00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,617
So, what's in the pot?
445
00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:53,964
Ziyad made gumbo.
446
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,517
Said it was
somebody's favorite,
447
00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,692
but I think he secretly
made it for me.
448
00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,060
I did not. It was actually
already on the menu.
449
00:17:00,143 --> 00:17:03,664
But I appreciate you helping me
cut those vegetables.
450
00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:04,906
It was my pleasure.
451
00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:07,357
Everybody meet Mecca.
452
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,464
I met him through work.
Look at him. He fine.
453
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:15,503
You look real familiar.
And I never forget a face.
454
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,263
I know you!
455
00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:19,195
You're from
that Christian lovers ad!
456
00:17:19,196 --> 00:17:21,682
Oh, you got me.
Good job, man.
457
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:23,510
But, damn,
that's a good-ass eye.
458
00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:25,064
Hey, that shit just dropped,
like, what, this week?
459
00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:26,411
Ooh, you're so fine.
460
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,963
I need a rubdown before
the end of the night, okay?
461
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,967
Okay, I got you.
462
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,209
Girl.You see that shit?
463
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,694
So how long they been off?
464
00:17:33,832 --> 00:17:36,835
Girl, not long enough.
It's about to get real messy.
465
00:17:36,836 --> 00:17:38,456
And they over by the food.I could tell.
466
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,975
I hope they don't
start scrapping,
467
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,564
because a bitch is hungry.
468
00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:43,737
They're gonna start throwing the
hot dogs at each other, shit.
469
00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:46,016
Girl, they might
Even the ribs over there.
470
00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:47,605
It's about to get
real messy.
471
00:17:47,742 --> 00:17:50,332
It's gonna be a dick-comparing
contest in a minute.
472
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:55,680
So this supposed to be
your peace offering?
473
00:17:55,681 --> 00:17:57,200
I've been calling you
all day.
474
00:17:57,338 --> 00:17:58,753
Are you really that petty,
475
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,306
or do you actually have me
blocked on everything?
476
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:01,928
I was freeing myself
of negativity,
477
00:18:01,929 --> 00:18:03,723
and look what the fuck
came through.
478
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,380
Oh, you got some fucking nerve
to be talking about -
479
00:18:05,381 --> 00:18:06,554
Don't do this, Ziyad.
480
00:18:06,692 --> 00:18:09,143
Look like you moved on, Papa.
481
00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:10,662
I was fulfilling an order.
482
00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:12,421
Ah.That's what professionals do,
see?
483
00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,251
See, we make sure the client
is taken care of.
484
00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:16,391
But you wouldn't know
anything about that, would you?
485
00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:19,602
I'm fine, Mr. Taylor.
Thanks for asking.
486
00:18:19,603 --> 00:18:22,845
How does it feel to have
somebody new in the kitchen?
487
00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:26,540
Oh, there he is.
Childish and petulant as ever.
488
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,955
You don't get to pop up
like some spurned lover.
489
00:18:28,956 --> 00:18:31,959
You are here with my friends
without even telling me.
490
00:18:32,097 --> 00:18:36,239
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Is that your way of moving on?
491
00:18:36,377 --> 00:18:37,482
I tried calling.
492
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:41,002
Boy, fuck you.
Fuck you looking at?
493
00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:43,246
That's...
494
00:18:43,384 --> 00:18:44,868
[Sighs]
495
00:18:44,869 --> 00:18:46,662
For sure. Let me put my number
your phone real quick.
496
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:47,974
Alright.Let's go ahead and do that.
497
00:18:47,975 --> 00:18:49,245
Ahem!
Go find you a drink.
498
00:18:49,246 --> 00:18:50,494
Yo, what the fuck
you doing that for?
499
00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:51,702
What's good? You good?No.
500
00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,601
What's going on?Them.
501
00:18:53,602 --> 00:18:55,602
It's all good, X.
I'll just leave the apron on.
502
00:18:55,603 --> 00:18:59,124
You sure? I got more shirts.
Back in the car.
503
00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:02,231
Ooh, take it off.
504
00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:03,508
God damn, boy.
505
00:19:03,646 --> 00:19:05,820
So that's your old dude
right there.
506
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,546
You get that for me?
507
00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:10,929
Yo, he got some body, high-key.
I can see the attraction.
508
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,552
His little friend, too.
Hey, so check it.
509
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,278
What you think about them being
into, like, some group shit?
510
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,522
Is that...
Really?
511
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,662
Reign!
I'm just fucking with you, man!
512
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,630
Like, relax. Lighten up.
We good.
513
00:19:22,631 --> 00:19:24,735
Like, what happened anyway?
Like, what's the problem?
514
00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:26,668
I should go slapping his
baldheaded ass back of his head.
515
00:19:26,669 --> 00:19:30,500
He get on my fucking nerve.
How he gonna make my gumbo?
516
00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:31,688
Chopping up shit.
517
00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:33,434
It's cool.
Chop his ass up.
518
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,918
Chill.
We're good.
519
00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:37,093
It don't look nice
on you like that.
520
00:19:37,231 --> 00:19:38,853
Don't look good
with attitude.
521
00:19:38,991 --> 00:19:40,621
Can we go?
I need a fucking drink.
522
00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:42,062
Let's kick it.
I ain't get no food yet.
523
00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:43,719
I wanted to get a snack
or something.
524
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,514
Fuck the food.
I'll buy you something to eat.
525
00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:47,276
Alright.
Fuck it.
526
00:19:47,414 --> 00:19:48,829
♪♪
527
00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:50,382
♪ Digital rich ♪
528
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,728
♪ Digital rich ♪
529
00:19:51,729 --> 00:19:53,350
The music is horrible.
It is boring.
530
00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:55,525
It is so bad.
Y'all, who is this D.J.?
531
00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,251
Whose mans is this?
532
00:19:57,252 --> 00:19:59,942
I haven't heard "Swag Surfin'"
or "Knuck if You Buck" not once.
533
00:19:59,943 --> 00:20:02,048
Girl, I told you,
don't be expecting the Freaknik
534
00:20:02,049 --> 00:20:03,257
in the S.C. parking lot.
535
00:20:03,395 --> 00:20:05,225
Shut up.Shit.
536
00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:06,673
My friends think
I'm more stuck up now
537
00:20:06,674 --> 00:20:08,019
than I was
back in high school.
538
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,297
You know what
they used to call me?
539
00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:10,448
What?
Miss Hollywood.
540
00:20:10,449 --> 00:20:11,885
Oh, girl,
we call you that.Bye.
541
00:20:11,886 --> 00:20:13,756
Bitch, don't let them
dim your light.
542
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,820
That's right. One thing
I hate about transplants -
543
00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:18,514
I mean,
no offense to y'all -
544
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,522
but those who go back home
and shrink.
545
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,414
I wish I would be
from a hick town.
546
00:20:22,415 --> 00:20:24,243
and they introduced me
as the friend.
547
00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:26,970
Bitch, please.But Mecca introduced you
as the homey.
548
00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:28,178
Oh!
549
00:20:28,317 --> 00:20:31,112
Oh, my God,
is that Misha?!
550
00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:32,511
Who the fuck?Who is this?
551
00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:35,082
Korey!
My favorite hype man.
552
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:38,085
Everybody, this is Korey.
Korey, this is everybody.
553
00:20:38,223 --> 00:20:39,328
What's up, y'all?
554
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:41,036
What up?
Why, you got Timbs on?
555
00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:43,435
It's 103 degrees outside.[Laughs]
556
00:20:43,436 --> 00:20:45,194
Them is some nice heels
in the field.
557
00:20:45,195 --> 00:20:46,195
Where you going after this?
558
00:20:46,196 --> 00:20:48,129
Mm. Touché.
559
00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:49,318
Don't be laughing.
560
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:50,717
Have you heard from Maureen?
561
00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:51,960
I have not heard from her
all day long.
562
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:53,618
Yo, calm down.
It's all good.
563
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,515
She probably just backstage
with a little juju.
564
00:20:55,516 --> 00:20:57,310
We'll see her in a minute.
It's alright.
565
00:20:57,311 --> 00:20:58,519
Okay.
Alright?
566
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,177
Okay. Do you want
to help me get ready?
567
00:21:01,315 --> 00:21:03,904
Ready for what?We can help you
get ready.
568
00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:05,801
Oh, you trying
to get ready? I'm trying to
569
00:21:05,802 --> 00:21:07,872
Yeah, I can help you get ready.
What you need?
570
00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:09,392
[Chuckles]
571
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:11,360
He about to help me
get ready, y'all.
572
00:21:11,361 --> 00:21:12,739
What kind of ready?Don't worry about it.
573
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:13,947
I'm about to
stomp the yard.
574
00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:15,259
Not in them Timbs,
you won't.
575
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:17,883
[Laughter]
576
00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:19,643
Did you take
the prescription?
577
00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,814
Yeah, yeah, I finished it
two days ago. Damn.
578
00:21:21,922 --> 00:21:24,959
Okay, good. Because I'm
so fucking sexually frustrated.
579
00:21:25,097 --> 00:21:27,168
This damn performance.Okay, shit.
580
00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:28,515
This goddamn job.
581
00:21:28,653 --> 00:21:31,311
God damn! Just gonna
take my shoes off, then.
582
00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:33,485
Mm-hmm.
583
00:21:33,623 --> 00:21:35,970
Damn, these
motherfucking snake boots.
584
00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:39,526
I'm about to - come here.
585
00:21:39,664 --> 00:21:40,975
Oh, fuck.
I'm stuck.
586
00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:43,356
Oh, yeah, you stuck?
Yeah, I'm stuck to you, too.
587
00:21:43,357 --> 00:21:45,117
Wait, no.
I'm actually stuck.
588
00:21:45,255 --> 00:21:47,154
Oh, shit. My bad.
Come on.
589
00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:48,983
[Grunts]
590
00:21:48,984 --> 00:21:50,605
Yeah, 'cause I'm strong
and shit.
591
00:21:50,606 --> 00:21:51,656
Oh, fuck, Korey.
592
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,298
Oh, yeah.
Korey!
593
00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:54,989
[Moaning]
594
00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:56,232
Yeah.
Call me Daddy.
595
00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:57,958
Oh, come on, Daddy.Call me Daddy.
596
00:21:58,096 --> 00:21:59,925
Daddy! Oh, Daddy.
597
00:22:00,063 --> 00:22:01,375
Ah! God damn.
598
00:22:01,513 --> 00:22:03,273
I like that shit.You like that shit?
599
00:22:03,412 --> 00:22:04,620
I like that shit.
600
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,863
Call me Maria!Who the fuck is Maria?
601
00:22:06,864 --> 00:22:08,554
I don't fucking know.
Just go with it.
602
00:22:08,555 --> 00:22:10,315
Oh, shit.
603
00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:12,144
♪ Maria, Maria ♪
604
00:22:12,282 --> 00:22:14,664
♪ Maria of
the "West Side Story" ♪
605
00:22:14,802 --> 00:22:16,563
Oh, "West Side Story."
[Moaning]
606
00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:18,841
[Speaking Spanish][Speaking Spanish]
607
00:22:18,979 --> 00:22:22,085
Hey, yeah.
Stop playing with me.Oh, Pikachu!
608
00:22:22,223 --> 00:22:25,986
They call me Charizard!
They call me Charizard!
609
00:22:26,124 --> 00:22:28,920
I'm breathing fire
in this motherfucker!
610
00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:30,128
[Sighs]
611
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,889
You can't take niggas nowhere.
612
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:37,549
Actually, I kinda wanna
fuck in a RV. [Giggles]
613
00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:40,587
Derek: Never fear -
Big Daddy is here!
614
00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:42,775
I got the churros,
I got the tres leches,
615
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:44,176
I got the dulce de leche.
616
00:22:44,314 --> 00:22:46,124
I got all the leche
for all the woman.
617
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:48,421
Okay, well, all the leches
can go on the table.
618
00:22:48,422 --> 00:22:50,665
We're about to head over
and watch Misha's performance.
619
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,944
Damn, thought if I showed up
a little late,
620
00:22:53,082 --> 00:22:55,705
you'd be a little drunk
and a little more fun.
621
00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,086
Mm.
622
00:22:57,224 --> 00:22:58,605
Guess not.
623
00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:00,503
Alright, Derek.
624
00:23:00,555 --> 00:23:05,680
I know you're not about to lose
the only groove you got
625
00:23:05,681 --> 00:23:07,614
over FansOnly.
626
00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:09,995
You know, the more I find out
about him,
627
00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:13,792
the more I know letting him
anywhere near me is a mistake.
628
00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:15,794
I just don't know
how to tell him yet.
629
00:23:15,932 --> 00:23:18,625
Look, if you gon' be
a bad bitch, you need to know
630
00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:21,005
that rejecting niggas is
just part of the game.
631
00:23:21,006 --> 00:23:23,630
Not everybody
gets access to you, Shy.
632
00:23:24,596 --> 00:23:26,184
[Laughs]
633
00:23:26,185 --> 00:23:27,874
Why you laughing at me,
Evette?
634
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,809
Fuck! I just realized
you're helpless, girl.
635
00:23:30,947 --> 00:23:32,880
Fuck. Hold on.
Okay...
636
00:23:33,018 --> 00:23:35,918
You need some
liquid courage, ASAP.
637
00:23:37,678 --> 00:23:40,163
Evette,
what the fuck is that?
638
00:23:40,301 --> 00:23:41,613
It's Goldschlager.
639
00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:43,861
It's my fuck-you-up
starter drink, girl.
640
00:23:43,926 --> 00:23:45,410
You need it.
Mnh-mnh.
641
00:23:45,411 --> 00:23:48,239
My uncle told me that since
it's real gold flakes in it,
642
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,621
then if you drink enough,
643
00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:52,106
you could shit out
a gold bracelet.
644
00:23:52,107 --> 00:23:54,211
[Chuckles] You got
a lot of gold bracelets.
645
00:23:54,212 --> 00:23:55,385
Yeah, I actually do.
646
00:23:55,524 --> 00:23:57,802
Mm. A lot.
Absolutely not.
647
00:23:59,459 --> 00:24:02,047
Okay, Mish!
Okay, Mish!
648
00:24:02,185 --> 00:24:05,603
-Go, Mish! I see you, girl!
-You look good!
649
00:24:05,741 --> 00:24:07,777
You look cute, girl!
650
00:24:07,915 --> 00:24:09,641
Yeah!
Get it, get it.
651
00:24:09,779 --> 00:24:12,333
She ready! She ready!Ay, ay!
652
00:24:12,472 --> 00:24:13,542
Wow.
You look bomb.
653
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,070
Are y'all ready
for a show?
654
00:24:15,071 --> 00:24:16,509
Now, are youready
for the show?
655
00:24:16,510 --> 00:24:18,201
I am, bitch.I'm ready to see it.
656
00:24:18,339 --> 00:24:21,239
Gotta be better than
her fucking drink here.Girl.
657
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,792
-We ready!
-We ready!
658
00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:24,656
-We ready! We ready!
-We ready!
659
00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:25,944
-We ready!
-We ready!
660
00:24:26,002 --> 00:24:27,728
-Hey!
-We ready!
661
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,317
-We ready! We ready!
-Let's go!
662
00:24:30,455 --> 00:24:32,768
We ready! We ready!
663
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,391
We ready!
We ready!
664
00:24:35,529 --> 00:24:37,566
We ready! We ready!
665
00:24:37,704 --> 00:24:39,464
We are here
with Misha Desire.
666
00:24:39,465 --> 00:24:41,361
She's supposed to go up
in a couple of minutes,
667
00:24:41,362 --> 00:24:43,532
but we didn't really
get the confirmation.
668
00:24:43,537 --> 00:24:44,814
There's nothing I can do.
669
00:24:44,815 --> 00:24:46,574
The booking agent said
we're running behind,
670
00:24:46,575 --> 00:24:47,852
gave me a list to bump.
671
00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:49,405
Your girl's on the list.
672
00:24:49,543 --> 00:24:50,786
[Scoffs]
673
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,064
First of all,
the girl has a name.
674
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,135
Matter of fact,
the girl is a woman.
675
00:24:55,273 --> 00:24:58,587
What do you mean
I've been bumped from the list?
676
00:24:58,725 --> 00:25:00,243
Yo, call Maureen DeVoe.
677
00:25:00,381 --> 00:25:01,797
Shit.
678
00:25:03,488 --> 00:25:05,248
Look...
679
00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:07,596
Is there anything
I can do?
680
00:25:07,734 --> 00:25:08,804
Not a thing.
681
00:25:08,805 --> 00:25:10,839
Little Juju's
performing right now,
682
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,946
and then the headliner.
683
00:25:13,084 --> 00:25:15,569
Uh, it went straight
to voicemail.
684
00:25:15,707 --> 00:25:17,813
She ain't pick up.
685
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,436
Yo, where the fuck
is Maureen DeVoe?!
686
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:22,955
-♪ Just be ready ♪
-♪ Let's do this, Ronnie ♪
687
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,853
♪ What if I told you
I was thinking 'bout you? ♪
688
00:25:24,854 --> 00:25:27,063
Drink up, bitch.
You still look good.
689
00:25:27,064 --> 00:25:29,893
It was just one performance.
It's not like you got dropped.
690
00:25:29,894 --> 00:25:32,482
A bitch is about to drop
her fucking manager, man.
691
00:25:32,621 --> 00:25:35,589
Why the fuck wouldn't Maureen
give me a heads-up?
692
00:25:35,727 --> 00:25:37,315
Some bullshit.
693
00:25:37,316 --> 00:25:39,730
Well, maybe it was a situation
where she just couldn't -
694
00:25:39,731 --> 00:25:41,008
Yo, new guy!
695
00:25:41,009 --> 00:25:42,664
Okay, you're not here
to play devil's advocate.
696
00:25:42,665 --> 00:25:44,218
Whose side are you on?
697
00:25:45,185 --> 00:25:47,290
I'm on this side.You're on our side. Okay.
698
00:25:47,428 --> 00:25:49,672
Hell, yeah.Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
699
00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:51,881
Look, Mish,
I'm just saying.
700
00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:53,780
Okay,
people let you down.
701
00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:56,196
I mean, it's
the circle of life.
702
00:25:56,334 --> 00:25:59,475
They don't intend to,
but they do.
703
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,993
Are we still
talking about me?
704
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,340
Yo, Shy.
Yeah.
705
00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:03,823
Wanna go get
some Gatorade?
706
00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:06,482
Why?Sober up again.
707
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,690
Remember what I said.
Remember I said, okay?
708
00:26:08,691 --> 00:26:10,561
You're good, you're good.
Be careful.
709
00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:12,384
♪♪
710
00:26:12,522 --> 00:26:15,111
[Reign sighs]
711
00:26:15,249 --> 00:26:17,010
Derek: Step, step.
712
00:26:17,648 --> 00:26:20,184
Oh, be careful.
Be careful.
713
00:26:20,185 --> 00:26:22,291
Sit down.
I got you.
714
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:27,296
This should help,
sober up a little bit.
715
00:26:27,434 --> 00:26:29,194
[Sighs]
716
00:26:31,611 --> 00:26:33,716
Still look cute.
717
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:43,623
I'll be right back.Yeah, you do that.
718
00:26:43,624 --> 00:26:45,485
I can't believe
you brought a date.
719
00:26:45,486 --> 00:26:47,798
Mnh-mnh, you don't get to
talk to me any kind of way,
720
00:26:47,799 --> 00:26:49,317
leave in the middle
of the conversation,
721
00:26:49,318 --> 00:26:51,388
and then come back days later
as if it never stopped.
722
00:26:51,389 --> 00:26:53,840
It's nuts.
You fucking nuts! And rude.
723
00:26:53,841 --> 00:26:55,703
You know what, I don't care
about L-M-N-O-P.
724
00:26:55,704 --> 00:26:56,911
X.You keep him away from me.
725
00:26:56,912 --> 00:26:58,707
I don't give a fuck,
ex-boyfriend.
726
00:26:58,845 --> 00:26:59,984
How about that?
727
00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,363
Oh, dramatic monologue
and walk off.
728
00:27:01,364 --> 00:27:02,987
I should've
seen that coming.
729
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,885
[Chuckles]
Better?
730
00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:08,716
Just want you to be
the first to know,
731
00:27:08,717 --> 00:27:10,856
I think I'm getting
partial custody of my daughter.
732
00:27:10,857 --> 00:27:12,962
Laura hit me up
earlier.
733
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,103
That's great, Derek.
I'm really happy for you.
734
00:27:16,241 --> 00:27:20,073
Could make me even happier
by celebrating with me tonight.
735
00:27:20,211 --> 00:27:22,938
[Scoffs]
And why would I do that?
736
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:24,353
What you mean, Shy?
737
00:27:24,491 --> 00:27:27,080
You literally said
it was cool the other day.
738
00:27:27,081 --> 00:27:28,874
I'm trying to
come at you correct,
739
00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,947
but you can ducking me
like we're not already fucking.
740
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,363
Fuck.
Look, man, hey.
741
00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:38,850
What I'm trying to say
is I like you a lot.
742
00:27:38,988 --> 00:27:41,646
I want to do whatever
this shit is. I want more.
743
00:27:41,784 --> 00:27:43,890
[Laughs]
744
00:27:44,028 --> 00:27:45,418
More - More than what?
Like...
745
00:27:45,546 --> 00:27:48,826
Like we're supposed to be
some happily ever after?
746
00:27:48,964 --> 00:27:50,551
Know what?
Your ass is drunk.
747
00:27:50,552 --> 00:27:52,794
We should just end
this conversation right here.
748
00:27:52,795 --> 00:27:54,072
No, no, no,
wait, Derek.
749
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,452
No, let's just dead
the conversation.
750
00:27:55,453 --> 00:27:56,868
I got a question, Derek.
751
00:27:56,869 --> 00:27:58,558
I mean, do you think
our best friends
752
00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:00,907
would condone us
fucking behind their back?
753
00:28:00,908 --> 00:28:02,770
You're drunk right now.No, no, no. Or maybe...
754
00:28:02,771 --> 00:28:04,461
Maybe you thought
that I would be okay
755
00:28:04,462 --> 00:28:07,085
with you prostituting yourself
on the internet.
756
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,569
You know, niggas that do porn
and record themselves
757
00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:12,884
to get off later,
I will never fucking understand.
758
00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:19,339
So, no, Derek, we don't get
to end up together.
759
00:28:19,477 --> 00:28:22,480
Because girls like me
don't end up with guys like you.
760
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,724
♪♪
761
00:28:24,725 --> 00:28:26,586
Fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out!
762
00:28:26,587 --> 00:28:28,140
Oh, you got a lot
of fucking nerve.
763
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,658
You know what?
Fuck off, Derek.
764
00:28:29,659 --> 00:28:31,212
Girls like you?
Bitch, you was getting fucked
765
00:28:31,213 --> 00:28:32,731
in that gym
just like everybody else.
766
00:28:32,732 --> 00:28:34,456
-Are you kidding me?
-What's your problem, bro?
767
00:28:34,457 --> 00:28:35,941
Back the fuck up.
I'm not playing with yo' ass.
768
00:28:35,942 --> 00:28:37,183
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's people around.
769
00:28:37,184 --> 00:28:38,529
Y'all gotta stop.Nah, fuck that.
770
00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:39,876
She's trying to treat me
like some random-ass
771
00:28:39,877 --> 00:28:41,207
side nigga
off the street.
772
00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,982
Meanwhile, she's begging
for dick every night.
773
00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:44,570
Oh, hold on, child.
We know what you doing.
774
00:28:44,571 --> 00:28:45,951
You ain't about to drag her name
in the mud like that.
775
00:28:45,952 --> 00:28:47,462
This how you want
to go out, D?
776
00:28:47,463 --> 00:28:48,988
Back the fuck up.
I ain't playing with your ass.
777
00:28:48,989 --> 00:28:50,196
Girl, I will take
all these rings off
778
00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:51,887
and whup
your motherfucking ass.
779
00:28:51,888 --> 00:28:53,441
Niggas like this
little lying dick,
780
00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:55,029
when a woman say
she don't want your ass,
781
00:28:55,030 --> 00:28:56,478
all of a sudden
he done had her.
782
00:28:56,479 --> 00:28:58,930
Shyra would never -You know what? I did.
783
00:28:59,068 --> 00:29:00,483
Oh, shit.
784
00:29:02,485 --> 00:29:05,972
Remember that sex dummy
at Nicole's shop?
785
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,457
That's all
it ever was, Derek.
786
00:29:08,595 --> 00:29:11,563
It was sex...dummy.
787
00:29:12,530 --> 00:29:14,566
It was only sex, huh?
788
00:29:14,704 --> 00:29:17,224
I guess I'm the dummy.
789
00:29:17,225 --> 00:29:18,915
It was good, though,
wasn't it, Shy?
790
00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:20,331
Shut up, Evette.
791
00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:24,473
Yo, you good?
792
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,478
This is a fucking shit show.
793
00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:39,557
♪ New ZIP,
address looking European ♪
794
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:42,698
♪ New bitch,
don't owe nobody a reason ♪
795
00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:46,771
♪ Yeah, pull up, hop out,
show off that new body ♪
796
00:29:46,909 --> 00:29:50,119
♪ Ain't a drip, wave too big,
it's a tsunami ♪
797
00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:53,053
Oh, I look like I'm missing out
on all the fun.
798
00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,056
Oh.
Hey, babe.
799
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:58,300
Go ahead. Sit down.
Get your feet rubbed.
800
00:29:58,438 --> 00:30:01,337
I know you hurting from
all that one-two step.
801
00:30:01,475 --> 00:30:02,752
Rub her feet, Korey.
802
00:30:02,891 --> 00:30:04,927
You know
her dogs is hurting.
803
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,859
The performance
didn't even happen.
804
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,150
Maureen wouldn't even answer
my phone calls.
805
00:30:09,173 --> 00:30:11,175
Oh, poor baby.
806
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:13,314
Korey, can you please
excuse us for a second?
807
00:30:13,315 --> 00:30:15,731
Can you come over here
and talk to me, please?
808
00:30:15,869 --> 00:30:19,045
The fuck you ain't trying to
walk me away from your friends
809
00:30:19,046 --> 00:30:20,631
'cause you don't want
to get embarrassed.
810
00:30:20,632 --> 00:30:23,152
Embarrassed?
What are you talking about?
811
00:30:23,153 --> 00:30:25,015
Are you fucking high
or something?
812
00:30:25,016 --> 00:30:26,328
'Cause please, share.
813
00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:27,985
Oh, you want me to share?Yes.
814
00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:29,779
Okay.
I got a story to share.
815
00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:31,642
There was once
this businesswoman,
816
00:30:31,643 --> 00:30:35,026
successful businesswoman,
who met this young girl
817
00:30:35,164 --> 00:30:37,442
who wanted
to explore her sexuality.
818
00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:41,274
And against the better judgment
of the businesswoman,
819
00:30:41,412 --> 00:30:43,863
she decided to explore
that relationship,
820
00:30:44,001 --> 00:30:45,347
based on a few rules.
821
00:30:45,485 --> 00:30:48,419
Do you think the young girl
followed the rules?
822
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:51,007
Do you think she followed
the motherfucking rules?
823
00:30:51,008 --> 00:30:52,423
Oh, sh...
824
00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:54,977
Nikki.
825
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,013
There was a lot of shit
going on right now.
826
00:30:57,014 --> 00:30:58,497
Everything
is fucking crazy.
827
00:30:58,498 --> 00:31:00,292
I just didn't know
what the fuck to say to you.
828
00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,881
I'm - I-I'm sorry.
829
00:31:02,019 --> 00:31:03,952
Girl, take this shit.
830
00:31:03,953 --> 00:31:05,780
What the fuck you mean
you didn't know what to say?
831
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:09,026
What you should have said was,
"Nicole, I got chlamydia.
832
00:31:09,027 --> 00:31:10,750
Maybe you should
go get checked out."
833
00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:12,981
That's what any
responsible adult would do.
834
00:31:12,982 --> 00:31:14,478
I couldn't tell you
because I thought
835
00:31:14,479 --> 00:31:16,239
you were gonna
fucking break up with me!
836
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,826
And you think I ain't gonna
break up with yo' ass now?
837
00:31:17,827 --> 00:31:20,346
You letting that corny-ass
nigga rub your fucking feet
838
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,797
and kiss
on your fucking cat
839
00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:24,904
and then putting that
dumbass smile on your face?
840
00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:27,147
Just please,
tell me what to do,
841
00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:28,425
and I will fucking do it.
842
00:31:28,426 --> 00:31:30,115
You want me
to break up with him?
843
00:31:30,116 --> 00:31:31,495
'Cause if you want me
to do that, I will.
844
00:31:31,496 --> 00:31:33,256
I don't even know
why I bother with you.
845
00:31:33,257 --> 00:31:35,535
You -
You don't get it.
846
00:31:35,673 --> 00:31:38,296
I tried to follow
your rules.
847
00:31:38,434 --> 00:31:40,367
A bitch like me
needs monogamy,
848
00:31:40,368 --> 00:31:42,403
or this shit
would've never happened.
849
00:31:42,404 --> 00:31:44,681
I can't fucking be around here
juggling dicks in one hand
850
00:31:44,682 --> 00:31:46,012
and pussy
in the other one.
851
00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:47,788
I need to be
with one person,
852
00:31:47,927 --> 00:31:50,550
to be a freak
for one person.
853
00:31:51,551 --> 00:31:54,864
Okay, so it's all of those
other bitches over me.
854
00:31:55,003 --> 00:31:57,281
[Scoffs]
Don't ask that question.
855
00:31:57,419 --> 00:31:59,869
You don't want to get
your feelings hurt.
856
00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:01,422
What happened to
brutal honesty
857
00:32:01,423 --> 00:32:02,733
and talking through shit?
858
00:32:02,734 --> 00:32:04,252
You want me to be
brutally honest?
859
00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:05,945
Yes.
Okay. I'll be honest.
860
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:08,775
I thought that age
didn't matter,
861
00:32:08,913 --> 00:32:10,570
but apparently it does.
862
00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:11,788
Your little friends -
863
00:32:11,916 --> 00:32:13,953
I-I just can't do them.
I can't.
864
00:32:14,091 --> 00:32:15,506
I'm a grown-ass woman
865
00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:18,267
with a child
who's about to be grown.
866
00:32:18,268 --> 00:32:21,269
How are you and I supposed to
have a long-lasting relationship
867
00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,272
and we can't even
hang out together?
868
00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:25,343
On top of the polyamory
of it all.
869
00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,413
Yeah, a lot of people
don't like labels,
870
00:32:27,414 --> 00:32:28,829
but I'm a label ho.
871
00:32:28,968 --> 00:32:30,452
I know
what I like to wear,
872
00:32:30,590 --> 00:32:32,212
I know who
I want to fuck,
873
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,490
and when I want
to fuck 'em.
874
00:32:36,113 --> 00:32:38,805
So, what are you saying,
Nikki?
875
00:32:38,943 --> 00:32:41,014
[Inhales deeply]
876
00:32:42,188 --> 00:32:44,535
I think we need
to take a break.
877
00:32:45,743 --> 00:32:46,986
Nicole!
878
00:32:46,987 --> 00:32:48,469
Do you actually mean
take a break
879
00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:51,611
or are you
breaking up with me?
880
00:32:51,749 --> 00:32:53,716
The fuck you think?
881
00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:02,518
♪ I get mine,
we say, "Ooh, that's it" ♪
882
00:33:02,656 --> 00:33:04,175
♪ Say what I feel is a fact ♪
883
00:33:04,313 --> 00:33:06,281
♪ She said she feel it
right back ♪
884
00:33:08,076 --> 00:33:09,249
Proud of you.Thank you.
885
00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,182
See you in a minute,
alright?
886
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,977
Alright, my boy.Hell, yeah.
887
00:33:13,115 --> 00:33:14,185
Hell, yeah.
888
00:33:14,323 --> 00:33:17,085
Bye, nigga.
889
00:33:17,223 --> 00:33:19,604
Could this night
get any worse?
890
00:33:19,742 --> 00:33:22,193
Girl, I'm ready to haul
my ass back in this RV
891
00:33:22,331 --> 00:33:24,230
and try again tomorrow.
892
00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:26,301
Nah, but now
that you're sober,
893
00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:28,889
girl, I really think
you hurt Derek's feelings.
894
00:33:29,028 --> 00:33:30,512
Yeah,
we had your back but...
895
00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:32,755
I ain't never seen
Derek like that.
896
00:33:32,893 --> 00:33:35,379
Girl, I think
he like youlike you.
897
00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:36,794
For real
for real.
898
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:39,210
You ready to be
a step-mama? Stop, okay?
899
00:33:39,211 --> 00:33:40,762
I know I should've never
opened the door
900
00:33:40,763 --> 00:33:42,350
in the first place,
but y'all were like,
901
00:33:42,351 --> 00:33:43,696
"Oh, my God, Shyra,
you need some dick.
902
00:33:43,697 --> 00:33:45,008
You need to fuck.
You need to get laid.
903
00:33:45,009 --> 00:33:46,424
Girl, let's talk about it."
904
00:33:46,562 --> 00:33:47,943
God!You kinda did.
905
00:33:48,081 --> 00:33:49,358
[Cellphone chiming]
906
00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:52,982
Ooh...
Oh, my God.
907
00:33:53,121 --> 00:33:54,812
Shy!
908
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:57,711
This dirty-ass nigga?
909
00:33:57,849 --> 00:33:59,679
What the fuck is this?
910
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,714
Reign: You suck Rodney's
best friend dick,
911
00:34:01,715 --> 00:34:03,648
but left his ashy
for years?
912
00:34:03,786 --> 00:34:05,374
I can't.
913
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,961
At least you look
good doing it.
914
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,929
Girl - Hey.Sorry.
915
00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:11,173
[Dramatic music plays]
916
00:34:11,311 --> 00:34:17,455
♪♪
917
00:34:17,593 --> 00:34:20,458
Narrator: Coming up on
next week's "A La Carte" menu...
918
00:34:20,595 --> 00:34:23,185
Shy-Shy,
what happened?!
919
00:34:23,323 --> 00:34:24,653
Man:
Just want you to know...
920
00:34:24,738 --> 00:34:26,848
I want to show up for you
as best as I can now.
921
00:34:26,849 --> 00:34:29,121
I mean, Derek has his moments,
a little bit brief,
922
00:34:29,122 --> 00:34:30,949
but I just didn't think
that what I said to him
923
00:34:30,950 --> 00:34:32,400
would come back
and bite me in the ass.
924
00:34:32,401 --> 00:34:33,746
So, that's how
you're gonna act.
925
00:34:33,747 --> 00:34:35,472
I make one mistake,
now I'm the bad guy.
926
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,335
Derek, you might need
to find you another lawyer
927
00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:38,959
if that recording
gets out.
928
00:34:39,098 --> 00:34:40,513
Come on, girl. Let's go.
929
00:34:40,651 --> 00:34:43,516
He's still wearing pearls.
He can't represent us.
930
00:34:43,653 --> 00:34:45,586
Give me a call,
and I'm sure we can find
931
00:34:45,725 --> 00:34:46,829
a place for you
932
00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:48,658
in our internship program
next semester.
933
00:34:48,659 --> 00:34:51,075
If I walk away now,
what do I get?
934
00:34:51,213 --> 00:34:52,628
Do I get a check?
935
00:34:52,766 --> 00:34:56,528
I'm just trying to
uncomplicate things, you know?
936
00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:57,701
Hm.
937
00:34:57,702 --> 00:34:59,428
And by
"uncomplicate things,"
938
00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:01,706
you mean
me and you hooking up?
939
00:35:01,707 --> 00:35:03,811
I know shit's always been
mad awkward between us.
940
00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:04,916
Should've went -
941
00:35:05,054 --> 00:35:07,195
-Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo!
-Get the fuck off!
942
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:13,615
♪ Keep pretending
you gon' make it better ♪
943
00:35:13,753 --> 00:35:16,721
♪ I really wish
you'd get your shit together ♪
944
00:35:16,859 --> 00:35:19,448
♪ We were supposed
to last forever ♪
945
00:35:19,449 --> 00:35:22,001
♪ We was really supposed to
share this cheddar ♪
946
00:35:22,002 --> 00:35:24,626
♪ But you fucked up,
can't put it past us ♪
947
00:35:24,764 --> 00:35:27,456
♪ Walk around this bitch
like you was mad tough ♪
948
00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:30,218
♪ No, I wish you good
but also bad luck ♪
949
00:35:30,356 --> 00:35:32,841
♪ I got plenty choices,
you was backup ♪
950
00:35:32,979 --> 00:35:35,671
♪ Lately I been
in my feelings bad ♪
951
00:35:35,809 --> 00:35:38,433
♪ And I know it kinda
make you sad ♪
952
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,021
♪ Can't forget
I always brought the bag ♪
953
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,439
♪ Never thought this shit would
even last, yeah ♪
954
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,923
♪ It wasn't like this
when I met you, bless you ♪
955
00:35:46,924 --> 00:35:49,339
♪ How you know the things
that make it special ♪
956
00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:51,928
♪ Did you forget her in
the streets before I met you ♪
957
00:35:51,929 --> 00:35:53,551
♪ Used to think I was shady ♪
958
00:35:53,689 --> 00:35:57,176
♪ 'Cause I could hear
the streets calling me ♪
959
00:35:57,314 --> 00:35:59,385
♪ Streets calling me ♪
960
00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:02,905
♪ I can hear
the streets calling me ♪
961
00:36:03,043 --> 00:36:05,322
♪ Streets calling me ♪
962
00:36:05,323 --> 00:36:09,221
♪ Studied your feelings,
but I can't relate ♪
963
00:36:09,222 --> 00:36:11,982
♪ Ain't no closing doors,
you know we gettin' cake ♪
964
00:36:11,983 --> 00:36:14,572
♪ Bust this pussy open
on the kitchen floor ♪
965
00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:17,420
♪ Order half a dozen bottles
at the liquor store ♪
966
00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:20,613
♪ Niggas raising bets
like the Kentucky Derby ♪
967
00:36:20,751 --> 00:36:23,478
♪ We ran it up,
but then she came too early ♪
968
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,846
♪ I read your mind
and she was lukewarm ♪
969
00:36:25,963 --> 00:36:28,253
♪ Now I'm bustin' corners
in the U-Haul ♪
970
00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:29,622
♪ Why you flexing? ♪
971
00:36:29,623 --> 00:36:31,450
♪ Tell me why
you act like that ♪
972
00:36:31,451 --> 00:36:33,280
♪ New bitch,
how you move that fast ♪
973
00:36:33,281 --> 00:36:35,904
♪ I love you, but you know
I never take you back ♪
974
00:36:36,042 --> 00:36:40,080
♪ I want you, but you know
that shit hurt too bad ♪
975
00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:42,806
♪ You wasn't like this
when I met you, bless you ♪
976
00:36:42,807 --> 00:36:45,050
♪ How you know the things
that make it special ♪
977
00:36:45,051 --> 00:36:47,916
♪ Did you forget I ran
the streets before I met you? ♪
978
00:36:48,054 --> 00:36:49,254
♪ You used to think... ♪
979
00:36:49,297 --> 00:36:53,818
♪♪
980
00:36:53,868 --> 00:36:58,418
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