All language subtitles for A La Carte s02e07 Secret Menus.eng

Shyra: I just want to say
thank you so much, Mr. Frost,

for even taking the time
to get to meet me.

And honestly, even if I don't
get into the animation program,

I still want to thank you
so much for the opportunity,

and I really, really hope
we get the chance

to work together
in the future.

And I will definitely,
definitely look out

for the Deadlinearticle.
Thanks.

[Keyboard clacks]

[Laughs]

[Sighs]

Evette, come down here!

Bitch,
what the fuck happened?

Whew!

What the fuck?!

The fuck
you got a bat for?

Bitch, the way my cycle is
fucking my uterus up right now,

I thought I had
to fucking kill somebody.

Okay, well.
Toast with me.

You got into the lab?

Not exactly,
but we're close.

Okay.
It's celebration time!

Mm-hmm.

Okay.
It's a celebration.

Look, you call
Misha and Reign.

I'm about to find a cute outfit
to put on. We gonna do it up.

Look, we don't need
to do all that.

Plus, they're probably
busy anyway.

You haven't talked
to them yet, have you?

[Sighs]
I cannot with you.

And I see the case
of dirty dick throat

magically disappeared.

It was seasonal allergies,

so you don't have to worry
about it.

Mm-hmm. Well, as Shyra's
bad bitch mentor,

it is on me to give you the game
on that type of shit.

And it seems like you need
a standing appointment

at the clinic.
Okay?

All this hypochondriac shit
is throwing me the fuck off.

Mm! Thanks, sensei.
Won't happen again.

Mm! But it might...

if you keep fucking Derek.

Ain't he the one
that just aired you out

to all your friends
and shit?

What are you talking about,
Evette? Hmm.

Why don't you put on your big
girl panties and ask the nigga?

'Cause every time
I talk to Derek,

it's always half truth
and half bullshit.

And if he's so loose-lipped
about this,

what else
is he telling folks?

Okay, let's really back in
a little bit.

I don't think Derek
gives me, like,

the kiss-and-tell type,
but he kind of do give,

like, "I'll lie on my dick."
So I don't know.

But, hey,
let's put that to the side.

We have a sip and paint.
So let's do that.

Not me out here thinking
you don't have any friends.

I mean, I am a loner.
It just be me and Mal.

But when you
in these streets of L.A.,

you need somebody, so...
True.

Yeah, but I got
the guest list together.

All I need you to do
is invite your people.

In the meantime,
let's toast to this Pixar bag.

Okay?
The Pixar bag.

Yeah!

Mm-hmm!
Mm-hmm!

[Laughs]

[Squeals]

♪ Ain't no rushing me ♪Woman: Ooh!

♪ He ain't cuffing me ♪Ooh!

♪ Ain't no us or we ♪

Ooh!
That showcase was a phenom!

Take a bow.

All right. Absolutely not.
Come on over here.

Stand next to me.
Now look in this mirror.

Put your arms out.
Deep bend.

Mm-hmm.
Take all that in,

how that audience is emoting
their infatuation for you.

Now count to three.

One, two, three.

And come on up
and graciously smile.

You're gonna have to work
on that smile.

That mean a bitch
did good.

Well, actually,
you did fabulous.

So fabulous, in fact, that
I have booked your next gig.

-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

Wait, you not gonna have me
on a Millennium Tour

with Omarion
and his brother Omari-off

'cause I ain't doing it.

Don't embarrass me, okay?

No, girl.

My new act has been booked
for the USC tailgate,

and they got a spot
for you on the Trojan stage!

You mean a kiddy disco?
You about to have me up

on that stage doing
a five, six, seven, eight

like Boyz II Men?

Again, you're strong
and wrong.

Everybody's got to
start somewhere, Misha.

And I'll have you know

that there are gonna be some
heavy hitters in this crowd

with beaucoup bucks to finance
a tour.

So if all goes well...

[Imitates rocket whooshing]

It's up.

♪ If it's up, then it's up,
then it's up, then it's up ♪

Ooh!
-You worried about an 8-count.

You got to find
a beat first. Ow!

You gonna have me out here
like Beyoncé, Maureen.

♪ I love, I love,
I love, I love, I love you ♪

♪ Like la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la-la ♪

Derek: Good morning, Señora.
I said yes.

Yo, my money is straight.

You know why?
'Cause I got four fucking jobs,

and most of that money
go directly to you

or my little mama.
But let me reiterate -

It ain't for your nails,
your toes,

your weave,
them wack-ass bitches

you kick it with on the weekend.
All right?

I don't bust my ass so you
can be IG-fine. All right?

T.J.:
Derek, don't fucking do me.

What?

[Scoffs]
Okay, Derek.

I fucked up, okay?

I know my apologies will never
be enough for your ass.

I fucked up.
I'm sorry, Derek.

Yet you steady
put a nigga down,

especially in front
of my daughter.

I told you about that shit.

Yo, my bad, yo.

This shit
is a fucking disaster.

I'm sorry, Derek.I just can't get over the fact
that you have my baby

and then tell me
about it afterwards.

Okay, I said it - I'm sorry.
Okay?

I was scared
that you would reject me

since you was out in "Hollywood"
doing your thing.

And I ain't want to have
to tell my baby

that her fucking daddy
didn't want her.

What the fuck?Yo, what type of man

do you think I am?
Some lame-ass deadbeat?

I'm that girl.You know what?

I don't got time
for this shit, bro.

My gym is on the line.
Some random-ass

developer niggas
buying up the whole block,

which means no gym,
no fucking bag.

No. I don't got time
for this shit, T.J.

I'll see you in court
for partial custody.

Nigga, I wish you would try
to take my fucking baby!

[Line beeps]
Hello?

Did this nigga
just hang up on me?

♪♪

Hey, yo. Misha, what's up?

What's up?
You can't speak?

Korey.
What you doing here?

I work here.
Right.

Hey, look, I got to talk
to you real quick.

Look, I've been
itching and shit.I found out I had chlamydia.

Wait, what?!
Wait, what?!

Yeah, I got the shit.

I didn't know
you had the shit.

I'm not sure if...

You already
on the pill mill.

All right. Well, that's it.
We good.

Nigga, why are you
so cool about this?

I'm freaking the fuck out.

Misha, we grown.

And we fucking, all right?

It happens.
It's all good.

Ain't no need to place blame.
Don't matter where it started.

Just matters
being taken care of.

If you good, I'm great.

I knew I liked you
for a reason.

I like you, too.
But, hey, yo, tell Nicole

'cause I really don't want
no smoke with her.

My cougar is getting
real territorial.

And that dinner -
Let's not do that again.

Oh, yeah. Mnh-mnh.
Okay?

From now on, separate and
distant to keep everybody safe.

Separate and distant,
and we got a deal.

Especially till after
this shit clear up. Yeah.

Yep.
Solo action only, baby.

Looks like I'm a producer now.
Making beats all week.

Boom, boom, phat.

[Sighs]
But it's cool.

What am I gonna do?

I don't know. Keep it warm
till I get back, though.

♪ Into no shade ♪

♪ You're calling me,
calling me ♪

Woman: And then he had the nerve
to stop by my place,

talking about some $10,000
to retain him...It was $100,000.

...looking how he looking.

Girl!My retainer is $100,000.

-And he got on pearls!
-And that little teeny shirt.

Girl, diamonds andpearls. He
need to pick a struggle. Look -

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Just listen.

Just listen.
I know we all upset.

We got stake in the game.

Let's just hear
this brother out. Reign.

Thank you, Mr. Giles,
for hosting us,

and thank you all for taking
the time to speak with me.

I'm hoping the fact that
I've gotten some media attention

around this case
can build your trust.

Looks like you're
just trying to go viral.

I seen your little Reign
drippity-drops on the TiKTok.

You probably did.

Woman #2: And he doesn't even
have a law degree.

-Not yet.
-This kid's a joke.

Why the fuck
are we talking right now?

[All shouting at once]Too much. Too much.

Too much.
The man's about to be a lawyer.

The Russo Group,

they're gonna have
a high-profile lawyer.

We need him.
Let's hear him out.

Now, what Mr. Giles
is trying to say is

that if we stick together,
this case isn't impossible.

Now, it is very clear
that your contracts

with the new owner
is in breach.

He's trying to boss hog us,
and I'm not gonna let him.

What -
What are you gonna get

out of this?
You want us to pay you

like a lawyer,
but you're not a lawyer.Mm-hmm.

Well, I'll get the experience
and the opportunity

to help my friends
and you lovely people

and a delayed coin.

Now, my graduation
is in a couple weeks,

and I have the backing
of the firm

that I have my internship with,
if you must know.

Now, you'll pay 10%
of my retainer,

plus perks at your businesses.

And when I win the case,
you'll pay the balance

just in enough time for me
to walk across the stage

and add "esquire" to my name.I don't think so.

The devil is a liar.I wish I would.

-Sassafras.
-All right, y'all,

thank you so much
for your time. Yeah, whatever.

♪ Yeah, when I blow up, I'm
gonna soar high like Peter Pan ♪

♪ In real life,
be living out my dreams ♪

♪ If I'm waking up,
it's in a foreign land ♪

But you don't got a firm
backing you.

Can you even take this case
without a firm backing you?

Reign, I can't be caught up
in your bullshit.

And I can't afford
another lawyer.

Let me be concerned
with that.

I just need you to get
those incorporation filings

for Dahlia.
I need to see

everything associated
with the legal filings.

Listen, I can't be associated
with any of them.

-Oh. Here you go, my boy.
-Hello.

Okay. Thank you.LLC filings on the pink tab.

First quarter's on the blue.
Second quarter's on the green.

My guy.What up, bro?

Brandon...

how you let a nigga
who files income on Fans Only

be more organized
than your ass?

Hold up. Fans Only?

Oh?
That's what

you be doing upstairs
in that gym?

Yo.Oh, Brandon, how you know
what's in the gym?

Stop playing.Yeah, how do you know, B?

Nigga,
you never at the crib.

If I find out you got them
cameras in that bathroom...

Definitely not
where they be at...I'm knocking...

And don't you have some
attorney-client privilege?

Oh, chill.

Y'all know this is wild.

Brandon, let me go through
all of this

and come up with a system.

And thank you for having my back
out there. Both of y'all.

Oh,
you already know what it is.

Keep
both our shits open.

I got you.Appreciate y'all, man.

Yo, my man.

Yeah, nah.
That hand right there...

All right...I know what you been doing
with that hand.

All right.You need to keep it clean
when you're behind that bar.

And you...
He messy as hell.

Damn.

What your hand been doing?I'm leaving, too.

What you been doing
with that hand? Derek.

♪ You always said
you're one call away, baby ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Now that I'm calling ♪

♪ Calling ♪

Whew!

I need to get me
one of these pillows

so I can get my head
right for this meeting

with Mr. Favors tomorrow.

Mm.

I just don't understand
why they would suspend you

without any evidence.
I know.

Right? This shit
ain't "Law & Order SVU."

But that fucking kid Kadir
said I did it,

so I fucking did it.
[Scoffs]

Well, at least
they suspended you with pay.

I know, right?

No, I don't give
a shit about that.

Maureen DeVoe is about
to get a bitch set up.

Look, I'm about to be
one of Destiny's Children

'round this bitch.Okay.

Well, just don't forget -

Some of Destiny's Children
went up the stairs,

and they ain't come back
down again...

like Judy
from "Family Matters."

I know you don't
want to be Judy.

Just don't let Maureen go
gassing your head up too much.

Like, seriously.

♪ There ♪

[Chuckles]

♪ I need you there ♪

♪ There ♪

[Scratching]

♪ I pull at the nine-to-five ♪

♪ Got the seats on the recline
to make you come alive ♪

♪ With grain whipping while you
dripping down 75, yeah ♪

All right, so fruit always makes
the drink look fancy.

You know,
girls love cute drinks...

just so they can pose
on the Gram.

[Laughs]

How'd you get to know so much
about bartending?

♪ You can tell me it's fine ♪

You didn't actually mean

to come to Shirtless
Saturday auditions, did you?

Nah. I came to meet you.

And, you know, you really
shouldn't broadcast live

on your own account.
Just saying. [Laughs]

That's why you
were so awkward.

And my friends
just thought you were shy.

Oh, nah, not a shy bone
in my body.

You know, I get that
from my dad -

well, ourdad.

Yeah.

I guess we kind of
look alike. You can see it.

[Laughs]

But you know what I remember?What?

I was, like, 3 or 4,

and our dad had
just given you a bath

or something. I don't know.

But, you know, he laid you
in the middle of the bed -

I guess
so you wouldn't roll off.

And, you know,
he walked away for one minute.

And you screamed
your damn head off.

[Laughs]
Yeah.

I was in a whole nother room
going deaf, but...

I...

I went into the room
and couldn't see,

so I climbed into the bed
and you were really cold,

like, shivering a lot.
So I pulled you into my lap

and pulled the blankets over us
and you stopped crying.

You know, I felt like
that's what big brothers

are for, you know.

Did that really happen?

Our dad took that photo.

After all this time,
he kept it?

Yeah.

Mounted in his office.

Can you send me that?

Oh, yeah, for sure.
Let me send it to you.

Oh, okay, relax.
It's just a picture.

I'm not ready
for a fricking family reunion.

[Sighs]

Sure you're gonna be able to
handle game night without me?

Hold on. How are you
not gonna be there?

You set up the whole game.

It's just "MASH."
It's not that complicated.

It's about what you want
your future to be

and what the universe
holds for you.

Mm.
You just got to be really honest

about what you want
in your future.

Oh, okay.
'Cause for a minute,

I thought it was
a silly game of chance

that had no basis
on any real outcome.

Honestly, you know,
my whole life

is a silly game of chance.

I mean, everything.

Even you.

Yo, Shy. Can I holler at you
for a second?

Um, yeah.

You're gonna be fine.

Hey, let me know
if you need anything, all right?

I will.

♪ Show me why you are my man ♪

♪ I need you to understand ♪

♪ I said what I said ♪

♪ I need you to be a savage ♪

Oh, can you sit?

♪ Swang it over,
let me grab it ♪

Oh,
have you been dodging me?

You know you can't ghost me,
right? We both work here.

You're really gonna act
like you don't know?

No, I don't know. Clearly.
Let a nigga know.

I trusted you.

You and Mahogany
were the only two people

I told about the abortion.
And now everybody fucking knows.

Shit. Shyra...No. You know what, Derek?

It's one thing
to tell my friends,

but it's a whole nother
to tell my mom.

You know how she is.

Yo, I'm so fucking sorry.
You got to believe me.

I would never do that shit
on purpose.

I thought everybody
already knew.

Well, now they do.

And they're keeping it
from me.

And it's awkward
'cause I don't know

how to talk
to them about it.

Well, that's on me.
Don't take it out on them.

They're the only family
you have here.

You said you got me.I dogot you.

I fuck with you, Shyra.No, Derek, you fuckedme.

It's a big difference.
Get the fuck out.

[Sighs]

Oh, hold on. Let me make it up
to you, please.

I'm leaving to New York
for the holidays.

All right?
I got to do some paperwork

and I got to meet my daughter
for the first time.

How do you feel about that?

I am shitting fucking bricks
every time I think about it.

Yeah, well, don't be scared.

You're gonna be
a great father.

All daughters want
is for their father

to be there for them.

I mean,
we don't want much else.

When I get back,
I'm gonna take you

wherever you want to go to do
whatever you want to do. Okay?

Are you asking me out
on a date?

Oh, I just hurt you.

And now you're sitting here
showing love to my daughter.

I can't take
that shit back...

but let me try.

Okay.

♪♪

[Sighs]

♪♪

♪♪

♪ And when the sun comes up ♪

♪ Then I'll love you,
love you, too ♪

♪ I do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Come on, get me in the mood,
mood, mood, mood, mood ♪

♪ I can't see clearly ♪

[Ringtone plays]

♪ You wrap around me ♪

[Ringtone continues]

This is Reign Moore.
If you're looking to be added

to the Valley Plaza lawsuit,

please request a consultation
by phone or visit.

Man: Mr. Moore,
this is your adviser.

Oh, yes. Hi, sir.
How can I help you?

Graduation is nearing,
and we're doing exit interviews

with all of our interns.

How's your experience
at White Firm going?

Oh, it's fantastic.

They've trusted me
with their lawsuit

against the Russo Group.

Yes, I've seen.

I wasn't aware that firm
handled cases like that.

So it turned out
to be a good match.

Oh, yes, indeed.

Leave it to me
to be a trailblazer.

Good to hear.
See you at graduation rehearsal.

Thank you, sir.

♪♪

Fuck.

[Man vocalizing]

♪♪

Mecca: Ooh-whee!
Oh, my God.

Yo, these massages from
Smiles came in right on time.

Mm. Mm!

Call me The Glove.

[Chuckles]

♪♪

You know, these big deals,

these interviews
you got coming up...

I feel like you finally needed
something kind of...deep

to ease all that tension,
you know.

Ooh, yes.

Now that
you massaging feet now...

Actually, nah, man.

Just figured I'd show you that
I'm serious about us.

♪♪

You know, Mecca,

I think we're moving
in the right direction.

But that little stunt
that you pulled the other night

at the showcase -

not cute.

I'm not
no little secret.

Hey, look, man,
you're definitely not a secret.

Chill. You know
I can't dim your light.

♪♪

Let me show you something.

Come on. Come on.

Here you go
with these horizontal lines.

Ooh-whee!
You put some weight on.

Another horizontal line.

♪ I bring the pain ♪

♪ I bring the pain ♪

♪ Not what you used to ♪

♪ Not what you used to ♪

♪ It's all part of the game ♪

♪ It's all part of the game ♪

Evette?

What the...

What is this thing?

"Open when guests arrive."

[ Knock on door ]

What's up?[Flatly] What's up?

God damn. She in a mood.

Girl, you need to grow
the fuck up, okay?

What the fuck is this?

No idea.
What?

Oh, that look real weird.
[Chuckles]

Okay, well, I'll open it.It say
"when the guests arrive."

Oh, okay.It's your house, you know.

[Sighs]

What the hell is -
What the fuck?!

I knew it was some bullshit.
I knew it when I...

You've been in here
the whole time?!

Bitch, it's a fucking bird!Touch me.

Oh, this bitch carrying.

Oh.

Evette:
Hey, y'all, it's your girl.

Y'all know I like to do it big.
Okay?

So head over
to Delilah's right now

for some good drinks,
some game night shit,

and to get y'all fucked up
by the time

you get back to the house
for the sip and paint.

Okay? Come on now.

And, Shyra, go grab some drinks
from the kitchen.

You've met Angel, our host.

She'll be letting the guests in
until I arrive.

Okay? See you soon. Bye!

Okay, I'll take this.

I'll take this.Angel: I'm here for that.

I'm gonna make the drinks.

[Sighs]

Well...

Oh. Oh, girl.

Anyways,
first order of business.Oh, wow.

I ain't got the clap.

[Sighs]

Oh, bitch.

I knew it wasn't
no yeast infection.

You told Nicole?

Why does everybody -

like that's the easiest
conversation to have.

Like, "Hi, babe.
Welcome home.

I got the fucking clap."

[Claps]

Okay, Shyra, what's
your opening statement?

You've been avoiding us.
So obviously

you're the plaintiff
with the grievance.

And our grievance
is the fact

that you have
a fucking grievance.

Well, you know what, y'all?

I feel like if y'all
were my real friend,

then you would have told me
that you knew about my abortion.

See, you be getting mad
over dumb shit.

How the fuck
are you mad at us

when Derek is the one
that told us?

Because y'all didn't tell me.
Bitch, you didn't tell us.

We were trying to give you
your privacy for once.

And this is the thanks we get?

Oh, girl, never again.So ungrateful.

She ain't
gotta worry about me.Not me either.

Okay, look, I'm sorry.
Okay? Okay.

I appreciate you all
for being there.

So let's just dead
this shit,

and let's get fucked up.Okay.

Now, that's what I was talking
about. Now, that's the -

That's my girl.
Pour it up.

And when the fuck
are you leaving?

'Cause you just listened
to our business.

You know what I mean?

♪♪

Oh, oh. wait a minute.

Did you see...

Do you see what I...

Oh.Do you see what I see?

I can't see shit.

[Laughter]

Hey, yo.
Hey, yo, listen up.

We're about to play Round 2
of old-school game night.

Uh...mansion,
apartment...

Together: Shack, house.

All right, all right.
[Laughs] What's up, man?

Boss man, you got
to play with us.

Nah, I don't play games.

Yo, come on, bro.
Play one round.

Come on, bro.

All right.
What's the rules, man?

Okay, so each one will draw
spirals for 10 seconds.

You can go as fast
or slow as you want to,

and then pick
your categories accordingly.

If you match more than two,
got to do body shots.

-[Laughing] Oh.
-Body shots?

-Yeah.
-Good. Y'all got that, man.

[Sniffs]
Is that pussy I smell?

Hey, I know you like women,
but do I smell pussy?

That's the question.Ooh, you just come
and smell my pussy.

Come here.Uh, Shy...

Shyra...

Who am I playing with?

-Oh, shit.
-You're playing with me.

Come on, boss man.

♪♪

Ready?
Okay.

Set?
Don't be cheating.

Go.
All right, hold on.

[Sighs]

Hey.

What's up with Shyra,
man?

They are high as fuck.

The question is,
off what?

Ooh.
Better question -

Why the fuck
are they not sharing?

[Shyra laughs]

Hey, yo, time's up.

Mm-hmm.
Here we go.

Okay.

[Sighs]

Oh, okay. Y'all are just
a match made in heaven.

Aren't they, Derek?

Wow. [Laughs]

[Laughs]
So who taking the shot off who?

Oh, we're not doing no shots.
Time-out.

Yes, we are.

Come on, big bro.
Pour the shot.No, no.

You're embarrassing yourself.
This is your job, remember?

Relax, okay?
You may look like him, okay?

But you are not my dad.
You are not the father.

Come on, Derek.
Pour the shot.

Yo, Watson.
That's all we got for 'em, bro.

No, unh-unh.
You gotta pour a river.

His tongue

has to swim
to the bottom, okay?

-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm.

Derek don't like that.[Laughs]

Okay, first things first.
We're not doing any cameras.

I don't need
any EEOC violations.

Put that joint down, Reign.

Hold on, hold on.
Are you sure about this?

Mm-hmm.

♪♪

♪♪

Thanks
for being a good sport.

Reign: Mm-hmm. Any time.Mm-hmm.

Any fucking time.

Of course.

Come on, sport.

[Both laugh]

Any fucking time.

Girl, you did that!
[Laughs]

♪♪

It's boy talking.
Not your boss.

I fucked the shit out
of Shyra.

Misha: Damn, bitch.
That man was fine!

And he looked like
he got a big dick, too.

He gonna fuck
the shit out of you, bitch.

♪ Everybody getting rolled on,
yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, everybody getting
rolled on ♪

♪ Checked artist credits
on BMI ♪

♪ I'm just too kind to expose
y'all ♪

♪ I see your team
with the ghosts on ♪

♪ And question
if y'all ever wrote songs ♪

♪ All enemies of mine
have been studied ♪

Reign: Ooh. This feels...
Oh.

♪♪

♪♪

Feel your hair.

♪♪

Ah, ah.
[Laughs]

Reign:
You see me? I see you.

[Laughs]

[Distorted]
Guys, you feel this?

[Distorted]
I thought this was a...

[Laughs]Fuck.

-Oh!
-Oh!

♪♪

-Oh!
-Mm!

What the fuck
y'all got going on in here?

I know y'all motherfuckers
did not drink my shroom-a-rita.

I knew it.
Shyra microdosed us.

[Laughs]
Bitch, I am not sorry.

Oh, no.

Hey, girl!Shit. Hey.

When did you get here?

[Laughing] Hey. Hi.

Oh.

Reign: We had a little bit.
[Laughs]

Oh, y'all left me a corner?

Y'all are tweaked out. Okay?

Mm...

You did that.
[Laughs]

I actually did.
Thank you. No more.

-No! Don't go!
-No. Where you...

♪♪

You want to know something?

Y'all ever find the man
of your dreams

and the fuck of your dreams?

Let me tell you,
the man of my dreams,

now, he a little corny,
but the fuck, man...

oh, choke. Have you
ever been choked before?

I wanted to just pass out,
but I'm trying to figure out -

Do I go back home or do I
just go and keep getting choked?

You know, you kind of look
like the man of my dreams.

Y'all get the same haircut,
y'all the same height,

but you're kind of rough.

I just want
a roughneck nigga on me.

You know, I'm gonna shut up.

Can you choke me out?

♪♪

[Gasps]

Regina's right -
He's spoiled.

Ego bigger than
the motherfucker.Mm-hmm.

So cocky,
his zipper can't even close.

He'll never be a real lawyer.

Especially when everyone finds
out he forged my signature.

Hey.
Don't mean shit to me without the clout.

Mecca.
Shit, just something in the closet to play with.

When I get bored and shit.
Never to love.

Love?
He doesn't know what love is.

Never loved nobody
but himself.

I could love you.

I could love you better
than he can.

No, no.
Better than him.

We both take what we want
and we go after it.

That's right. And right now,
I want you now.

No. [Gasps]

Oh, my God.

And then my girlfriend,
I think she's gonna break up

with me because I'm plagued.

I'm fucking tainted.

She told me
to stick to bitches,

but I just had
to go back to dick.

But I missed it, you know?

It's so beautiful.
It's perfect.

And then Maureen.
Maureen DeVoe.

She gonna get in my ass

if I don't get
this fucking 8-count.

The five, six, seven
and the fucking eight.

What am I gon' do?

[Sobs]
My life is fucking over.

[Crying]

Is you listening to me?

♪♪

[Laughs]

Ahhhh! [Laughs]

Bitch,
you are high as fuck.

[Laughs]

Y'all didn't leave none
for me?

Mnh-mnh.

Who wants to get high
without me?

I'm gonna call my plug.
Y'all are too high.

Whoa!

[Laughs]

What the fuck?

[Laughs, sighs]

♪ Now I need the dollars ♪

♪ Got a new girl,
and she look like Madonna ♪

♪ Found a new flow
and it's hot like the sun ♪

♪ Buying these stocks... ♪

I'm so glad
everybody's gone,

but I think I'm starting
to like high Shyra.

Free
from her shadow self.

You know what? Me too.

I mean, no stress,
no care in the world.

Honestly, fuck my mom.

Fuck my dad.
And, see, I don't give

a fuck that y'all know
that I'm fucking Derek.

Wait, DerekDerek?

Reign: I told you.
Run me my money.

Y'all can't keep shit from me.
-You know what?

That's so fucked up.
Y'all took bets?

-Mm-hmm.
-Sure did.

And y'all didn't
put me in on it?

Wait.
Let me get this right.

So you fucked Mahogany's man?

Rodney's best friend.
Don't forget.

Okay, we're keeping this
a judgment-free zone,

everybody.
Let's chill.

Thank you. Okay?
I'm a new Shyra, bitches.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Y'all,
I might not make it to New Year

because this whole
fucking sexual intersection

I got going on with Nikki,
Korey, December.

Bitch, I fucking -
I can't believe this shit.

I think I got an STI
from a fucking dildo.

Can you believe that?Disgusting.

Wait, what was I saying?

Shyra,
Derek is community dick.

We're gonna have to put
a sword around your pussy

and the Valley Plaza
for all the bodies

that Derek done caught
and gave to you.

You know what, Reign? Why would
you say some shit like that?

You guys, calm
the fuck down, okay?

I just got through talking
this bitch off the ledge.

But let's see.

Oh, you want to know?

-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm.

[Gasps]

-Give me that shit.
-Bitch!

What y'all looking at?

He's got a Fans Only?!
What the fuck?!

He nasty, nasty.

He been nasty.

Reign: Give it back.I ain't even surprised.

That nigga is dirty.And thick.

Dirtball.
You said thick?

Thick.

Let me see that again.

♪♪

[Sighs]

Oh, my gosh.
Misha forgot her purse.

♪♪

[Laughs]

Hope she don't think this dick
is a large.

Maybe she might be...

Oh.

What the fuck?!

♪♪

Coming up on next week's
"A La Carte" menu...

[Man announcing indistinctly]

[Group cheering]

Bitch, that's what's up!
Damn!

Don't fall.
Okay, don't fall.

Walking?
That's what I'm talking about.

First-class service.
You gonna have

to give me that number after.

I think
you already have it.

Hey, y'all.
Can I get some help?

Oh! You made it!
Oh, my God!

And, everyone, I'd like
to introduce you to Xavier,

also a fellow Trojan.

I can't believe
you brought a date.

Hey, you need
some liquid purge ASAP.

♪ I really feel it's my time ♪

Evette.
What the fuck is that?

I want to do whatever this shit
is. I want more.

More? More than what?

Like - Like we're supposed
to be some happily ever after?

Oh, my God. Is that Misha?!
Hey, hey, hey!

Who is this?
Who is that?

Korey!
My favorite hype man.

Together: We ready, we ready.We ready.

Let's go!We ready. We ready.

Looks like I'm missing out
on all the fun.

A bitch like me
needs monogamy.

So it's all of those
other bitches over me.

Don't ask that question.

You don't want
to get your feelings hurt.

♪ Feel like Ja Morant,
need a triple double ♪

♪ Told 'em check the stats,
yeah, I got a couple ♪

♪ I don't drop the ball,
nah, I never fumble ♪

♪ I'm the MVP,
now I feel like Russell ♪

♪ Yeah, I need it now,
told 'em "andale" ♪

♪ I been moving, dawg,
yeah, I'm on the way ♪

♪ I don't hear the talk,
don't care what they say ♪

♪ I don't got no patience,
I can't ever wait ♪

♪ I been tryna get it,
running up all these digits ♪

♪ And I been in the gym,
I been up doing minutes ♪

♪ I just put in that work, told
'em it's strictly business ♪

♪ And I see through the fakes,
they all just burning bridges ♪

♪ Feel like Ja Morant,
need a triple double ♪

♪ Told 'em check the stats,
yeah, I got a couple ♪

♪ I don't drop the ball,
nah, I never fumble ♪

♪ I'm the MVP,
now I feel like Russell ♪

♪ Feel like Ja Morant,
need a triple double ♪

♪ Told 'em check the stats,
yeah, I got a couple ♪

♪ I don't drop the ball,
nah, I never fumble ♪

♪ I'm the MVP,
now I feel like Russell ♪

♪ Yo, they don't really want
it done ♪

♪ Like I want it, dawg, yuh ♪

♪ Yeah, they say they want it
then they took the summer off ♪

♪ I been going down the list
checking numbers off ♪

♪ I was checking
on your numbers ♪

♪ Told 'em something's off ♪

♪ I was at the bottom,
now you know I'm climbing ♪

♪ Now they sending deals ♪

♪ They know I ain't signing ♪

♪ I was at the bottom,
now you know I'm climbing ♪

♪ Now they sending deals ♪

♪ They know I ain't signing ♪

♪ I was at the bottom,
now you know I'm climbing ♪

♪ Now they sending deals ♪

♪ They know I ain't signing ♪

♪ They been tryna sell it,
they know I ain't buying ♪

♪ When they send the text,
dawg, I ain't replying ♪

♪ Feel like Ja Morant,
need a triple double ♪

♪ Told 'em check the stats ♪

♪♪

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