All language subtitles for A La Carte s02e06 A Full Plate.eng

Man, fuck them kids,
and fuck Mr. Favors.

Watch me land on top
and be the next Beyoncé.

You already a star.

Plus, they ain't gonna
find nothing anyway.

You is a freak.

But you ain't
no freak like that.

♪ Oh, got me like ♪

♪ Knew it, can't be true ♪

♪ You're just too good
to be true ♪

♪ Now it's coming through ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ It's just too good
to be true ♪

♪ Too right,
what's wrong with you? ♪

♪ What'd I do to deserve you? ♪

♪ Ooh, you got me like ♪

So why don't you
take this vacation time?

Hmm?

And let me... [kisses]
take you...

on a trip.

Mm-mm.
Yes, Eddie, I like trips.

♪ But I gotta give it up
to you ♪

♪ Gotta give it up to you ♪

♪ Gotta give it up,
oh, gotta give it up ♪

♪ Gotta give it up,
gotta give it up to you ♪

[Moans]

♪ Gotta give it up to you♪

[Moans]

♪ Gotta give it up,
oh, gotta give it up ♪

OK.

[Chuckles]
Oh, boy.

Alright.

♪ Why you so good at that? ♪

♪ Think I'm gonna
keep you around ♪

[Moaning]

♪ Gotta give it up ♪

♪ Gotta give it up,
gotta give it up to you ♪

♪ Gotta give it up ♪

[Moans]

♪ Shit, damn,
you're so good at that ♪

♪ So good,
why you so good at that? ♪

♪ So good,
think I'm gon' keep you around ♪

♪ 'Cause you hold it down ♪

You know that shit's good
when they scratching you up.

OK, relax.

No, the tension.

The thought of me -
that's what makes it so good.

Hmm.

Do you ever have
deja vu with me?

I thought about fucking you
all the time.

Even when I was
with Rodney?

I say yes,
does that make me wrong?

Hmm. I knew the fuckboy
was still in there.

[Laughs] The fuckboy?
Ain't that 'bout a bitch.

Yeah, you're the one
treating me like a pool boy.

[Laughs]Or better yet, should I say,

how about you leave my money
on the nightstand?

Hmm. I'll CashApp you
a dollar.

How about you Zelle me?
Why don't we make this a thing?

Ugh, Derek. A thing?

Have you ever thought about
what they would feel like?

Oh, the people that no longer
live in Los Angeles?

No, not really.

You think Mahogany would
even care?

You think Rodney wouldn't?

Right. Get out.
[Laughs]

No, he wouldn't.
Course he wouldn't.Get out.

Grab your jacket.
Get out.

He wouldn't care.

Thank you so much. Yep. 100%.
Mm-hmm. Thank you.

Good day.
Good -

[Laughs]
Bye, Derek.

Bye, Evette. Bye, Shy.Bye. Thank you so much.

Mmm.

So just for clarity,
you did get fucked, right?

I did.
And if it wasn't for you,

I would have went full
Will Smith on my mom.

She's embarrassing me
-OK, please, for one second,

stop talking about Miss Sheila.
OK?

Her ass is on a plane back

to wherever raggedy-ass town
y'all from.

But, um, how does it feel
to get some forbidden dick?

The first time
or this morning?

OK!
How many times has it been?

Shit, you be putting
your fingers in his asshole

and shit like that?

Or are you still separated
by a prayer cloth?

No, Evette,
we're having normal sex.

Normal types of sex.

Plus, I use a condom
every time.

Oh, OK. So when's
the last time you got tested,

Miss Only Once?

Tested for what?

Georgia public schools
don't teach you shit, do they?

Look, Derek's the type
that'll run more trains

than the Union Station
and ruin your life,

like, for real for real.Shit!

I mean, I swore
after the whole Rodney thing,

I would never miss
a pill again.

OK.
Now you're telling me I gotta go to a clinic?

Stop being extra. All you need
is an STI panel, girl.

It'll put your mind
at ease.

Let's just see.
Let's see. [Grumbling]

♪ Sway ♪

♪ Hold on me, sway ♪

♪ Just roll with me,
sway ♪

Oh, shit.

♪ Lordy, lordy ♪

[Music fades]

You seen my song book
anywhere?

I wanted to work on this vamp
for the showcase.

Uh, it's not laying around
the studio somewhere,

or, like, locked in your car
or something?

Oh, fuck.

I locked it in my desk
at school.

Oh, damn.
Well, shit.

I mean, it ain't like you,
you know,

banned from the school.
Just go pick it up after this.

No, but I don't want
no smoke.

Look, I'm-a just go by there
and just get it after school.

Shit, if you say so.

Oh, fuck. God damn it!

The fuck?

You good?

I ain't fucked nothing up
down there, did I?

No, nigga, it's probably
just a UTI from me

fucking some
random ass nigga

with vampire makeup
all over his dick.

[Laughing]
Yeah. Yeah.

I was committed
to that character.

Yeah, you was.Speaking of committed,

did you commit that verse
to memory so we can get to work?

And did.OK.

'Cause I'm
a motherfucking star.

OK, then. Shit.

Nigga, turn my music up.

Talk to me like that, shit.
Go ahead.

Up some more.
OK, then.

Up a little bit more.

Alright. Let me see it.
Rock the boat.

Let's do it.

♪ Got the south overflow, yeah ♪

♪ If I gotta do it,
I'm-a do the most ♪

You know what, all Angelinos?
We need your help to support

our local businesses.

Now, we do it for the culture,

to support minority
and small vendors

during the holidays,
right?

Now, Dahlia's Acai Forever
and many more are places

we wanna go to over and over,
not places we used to go to.

Reigndrop.[Applause]

That was really nice.Oh, God.

Hmm.
I mean, I know it's corny and all,

but I'm getting
a lot of attention, see?

Oh, shit. I see, man.
God damn.

Ain't nothing corny about it,
though, brother.

You actually
pretty good at this.

I guess.I could only imagine
all the attention

you gon' to be getting.

Is that the other reason
you made it so hard

for me to see you?No. I mean...

[Sighs] I've not been lucky with
mixing business

with pleasure,
and, shit,

I didn't think yo ass was
gon' open the door that late.

[Laughs]
Oh, my God, bro. Look, you texted. I answered.

You're lucky I even
fell for that "You up?" trick?

[Chuckles]
Ah, well, I mean,

did I really have
to trick you, Mecca?

But I did want
to run something by you.

Oh, I know. I know.
My meat is about to expire.

No, I mean, it's a little bit
better than that.

You know, I was thinking about,
you know, some long term deal,

like, you know,
like a extended stay.

Oh.Mm-hmm.

I mean, shit, as long
as it ain't accruing interest.

OK.
Look, I already told you, man -

I like coming home
to somebody.

I'm not always trying
to jump on a lap.

You mean like
a little... Fuckbuddy?

A fuckbuddy?Well, shit, I mean,

at least friends
with benefits.

OK. I do like benefits,
and I do like dividends,

but, shit, I don't want
to feel like no pro.

I mean, they gotta like you.
That's why I'm here.

Oh, my God.
You like me?I do.

OK, so I guess I can
stop payment on part two

of our arrangement,
is what you're saying? No.

No, no, no.
No, I'm gonna need you

to go ahead and finish
that transaction,

because I spent all
that fucking money, OK?

[Laughter]

Alright, bet.But if I could stay here

until, you know,
I figure some things out,

I'll make sure that repayment
is well worth it.

Alright, bet. Say less.
I like how that sounds.

OK. You know, I did wanna
run something by you, though.

What's up?So you know that TV show

I'm recurring on
"TSA with Shavar Chestnut?

Yeah?
Alright, look,

I'm-a need to keep
a low profile.

Hello?
Nigga, low low.

Our business is our own,
OK?

And what we gon' do, that's gon'
have to stay between us.

Why do I feel like you trying
to put me in a closet

that you and I know
I am way too tall for?

[Laughs] Nah, man.
Put you in the closet.

That's not what I'm saying.
Alright? You do you.

But when it comes to us,
we just homies

to the outside world, OK?
Nothing more.

And plus, look, shit, I'm almost
'bout to be a famous actor now

and shit, man. I got this
Christian Lovers campaign

that might be something.
OK.

And you know how
fucking casting people get

when they find out
you fuck with dudes?

They're not really trying
to see you in no other roles,

just gay roles and shit.

I don't want that
kind of career, OK?

It's just how I operate.
OK?

So is this how you are
with everybody you been with?

Reign, low key, alright?
Don't forget.

Hey, give me sugar.

Move your funky-ass feet.You was rubbing them.

♪ Shorties in the back,
wanna run it back ♪

♪ We ain't turnin' back,
we ain't gon' die ♪

[Man rapping]

♪ We ain't turning back,
we gon' run it back ♪

♪ Run it back, run it back ♪

Claudio, what did I say
I was gon' do

when I found that whore-ass
teacher preying on my baby?

Look, Miss -
Mrs!

Claudio comes from
a two-parent household.

Don't act like
you ain't know.

You picked the wrong child
to fuck with, you nasty bitch.

I'm sorry, ma'am,
but your child is a liar

and has all the makings of
a future predator and pedophile,

two of the things
that I am not.

You know, I don't know
who you think you are, bitch,

but clearly,
that school got rid of yo ass

in just enough time for me
to kick it.

No, you going to jail, ho!
Jail!

♪♪

♪ Philly,
y'all don't know this ♪

♪ Y'all in danger,
I'm a threat ♪

Why you got me here
getting swabbed and prodded?

What if somebody see me?!Then they gon' think

you a dirty hoe-ass teacher

that got an STI
from her student.

[Laughs]
Shit ain't funny.

You got one more joke
and I'm-a leave yo ass

to go to CVS to get some cream
for my irritation.

Irritat- Girl. That is not what
the "I" in "STI" stands for.

And these kids took all
the doctor's appointments

to get vax boosted
and botoxed.

This is the only place
that's gon' give us

rapid results,
so now we're here.

[Scoffs] I refuse to believe
that my cooter is tainted!

That I failed
in forsaking my Miss Miss.

I know this ain't your
first time coming to the clinic,

because I doubt it.

I don't care
if you got reasonable doubt.

I'm trying to figure out why
yo "I never had an STD"

head ass is here with me.For hoe-ral support.

Friends that get tested together
don't burn together.

So when the last time
you got an STD test?

Girl, I ain't had sex
in God knows how long -

before Ziyad -
Before Z?!

That shit over already?
Reign!

I already rain.

Don't "Reign" me.
He put me out.

And I'm not doing this
with you right here.

So where you staying?

♪♪

With an old friend.

[Laughs, squealing]

Bitch, you scandalous.

[Laughter]

Speaking of strange bedfellows,
where is your girl, Shyra?

Here you go.

You need to put your sugar baby
money where your mouth is.

She ain't nowhere fucking Derek
with his dirty ass.

I bet you she is.I bet you she ain't.

'Cause that nigga
is community dick.

And she a part
of his community.

[Laughter]

OK, let's swab this here,
and releasing.

[Grunts]

There we go.
[Panting]

Now, how many sexual partners

have you had
in the past three months?

Uh, one.

[Chuckles]

You know, oftentimes,
when patients

lie about their sexual history,
they only harm themselves.

Oh, did you know that
dentists can tell when someone

has performed fellatio by
the damage to the soft palate?

[Laughs]Uh...

They can tell that?

OK. Well, doc, I've only had
one - two - two partners, OK?

I'm not that kind of girl.

Oh. [Laughs]
It was just an observation.

I didn't mean to offend.

OK, doc, a-are we -
are we good here?

I mean, you're gonna send me
my test results tomorrow, right?

Yeah. You'll receive
a patient ID for privacy.

And until your results come in,
I recommend you not have sex,

you know, to limit any possible
exposure - Possible exposure?

What, like I'm the one
exposing people.

You know. Actually, you have
a very beautiful vagina.

[Laughs]
You should be proud.

Yeah, real proud that you can
tell that I'm getting plowed.

Well, that's what
it's made for.

It's very well kept.
OK.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

I'm gonna get dressed.
You can go.

Alright. Bye bye.

♪♪

So, in conclusion,
I have four tenants

who have preliminary agreements
for me to represent them.

Reign, this is very impressive.

Thank you.Consider me impressed.

[Sighs] But I'm still not sure
what I can do for you.

The Russo Group has deep
pockets and endless resources.

OK. My experience
at the Whyte firm

taught me to fight
for what I want,

but a family emergency
prevented me

from finishing
my requirements there.

Your father told me.
He just wants the best for you.

And Regina is the best.

She and my wife
play cards often.

Yeah, I know.
They're the best.

We've been lucky enough for you
to handle our family business,

including my mom's trust fund.

Good memory. [Laughs]
But as I told your folks,

my office works primarily
on immigration law

and only hires interns
who are bilingual.

And looking at your resume,

you're not fluent
in at least Spanish,

although you grew up
in L.A..

I know, but I didn't want
to exaggerate

my three years
of high school Spanish

and my 52-week streak
in Duolingo.

I was very excited
to meet you, as a courtesy,

but my hands are tied.

Mr. Diaz, there's no one else
that can help me?

I'll keep my ears open,

but I'm sure you'll land
on your feet.

Thank you. Yeah.

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

Babe.
What is all of this?

An apology,
one long overdue.

I am so sorry because
I've just been treating you

like another thing
on my to-do list lately.

Caught up in all my bullshit.
Just... I'm sorry.

Well, you're not wrong.

But I can apologize, too.

I mean, I just want
good vibes and energy

between you and Korey
before the showcase.Yeah.

[Laughs]

That's why
I want you to relax.

Okay.

♪♪

Ooh, man.

♪ Are you nervous? ♪

♪ Hot along my skin ♪

Well, can we do dinner
with them?

Can we do the four of us?

You know, Winter's in town,
and she's been wondering

why she hasn't been a costar
in our bedroom.

Well, tell Winter
the dinner is off.

But we don't need no more guests
on our casting couch.

I don't need no smoke
with none of your exes.

Babe...

You're obviously the star,
OK?

Let's talk about you.

OK.

[Both giggling]

But can you, like, rub my back
or something,

and tell me,
"Baby, it'll be OK?"

Cause I don't want
to be up on that stage,

getting weak in the knees,
can't hardly speak and shit.

[Laughter]

You're so silly.

But I got you.

♪♪

[Moaning]

♪♪

♪♪

Don't tell me yo trifling-ass
daddy finally reached out

to Shyra.

Mom, why are you here
a day early?

And what does she mean
by our trifling-ass daddy?

Who the fuck are you?

♪♪

Hey, look, I know you're mad,
but can we just -

Mad?! Don't you think I have
a lot to be mad about?

Why didn't you just tell me?

I wanted to,
but let's be for real,

if I would have walked in here
and said, "Hey, I'm Frank.

I'm your brother, and my dad
wants to talk to you."

I would have said
you're crazy because I don't

have a brother and I damn sure
don't have a dad.

[Crying]

Did you just say
he wants to see me?

Of course he does,
Shyra.

Yeah? Then where is he?At home.

The Bay Area.
Afraid you'll reject him.

He's in California?

Yeah.

We moved here my senior year.
Can we talk, like, real talk?

No, no, I'm not talking.
Not at work.

Then why are you even here?
You requested off.

I mean, I thought you'd be with,
I don't know, your friends.

Isn't Misha's showcase
tonight?

Yeah. Friends, right?

Now,
ever since Mahogany left,

we haven't been always
as tight, but...

You know, I thought
we were better than talking

behind each other's backs.

Damn. That's fucked up.

But it also
doesn't sound like them.

I mean, I don't know them
that well,

but they seem pretty solid.

Yeah, you're right.
You don't know us.

Shit, maybe I don't either.

Have you talked
to them about it? No.

No, because I have a lot
going on. I had my mom,

the film festival, and now
you're telling me -

Look, I get that.

But look, I think you should
go out tonight, alright?

And shit, I know you wanna go,
and they want you there.

Alright?

And listen, when you're ready,
let's see our dad,

and he wants to see you, too.

♪♪

That's a lot.

And I don't even know
what he looks like.

He could be anybody.

♪♪

You know, I used to think
that he was the guy

standing outside my school bus,
waiting for me to come home.

"Hey, that could be my dad."

But you know.And you can, too, Shyra.

Look, it doesn't have to be
"maybe" anymore. It's real.

No, I'm not ready.

♪♪

I get it.

♪♪

You know... I don't have
a lot of friends my age.

And when we moved here,
I was a loner, you know,

So I stayed to myself.

I mean, solo trips
and everything.

Hell, I've been living in L.A.
for five years now.

And you just found me?No, listen.

I've looked for you
my whole life.

Shit, it was only
until I did the ancestry test

that I even knew
where to start.

I did one of those
in college.

[Laughs]
Yeah, I know.

♪♪

You know, I can't believe I'm
saying this right now, but...

I'm really glad you're here.

So thank you.

Of course.

Guys, what the fuck?
Can we get some help back here?

Oh, shit. My bad.

Hey, look, go have fun.
Friends, even the shitty ones,

they're hard to come by
as an adult, so.

Hey, be safe.
Hey, watch out, man.

[Scoffs] Yo.

Is here calling me
a shitty friend?

I am a great friend.

We're finally alone.

Look, he was just giving me
some advice

about going
to Misha's performance.

I mean,
why wouldn't you go?

Those are your best friends.
Y'all beefing or something?

Yeah.

It seems like
the closer you get,

the harder it is
to set boundaries.

Well, you know,
my therapist always says?

The gym is my safe place -
a place where you can strip it

all down and be
your authentic, naked self.

Uh, therapist?
Like, court-appointed?

Yes, dead ass.
Yo, therapy is the shit.

See, that's the thing
about safe places.

They're the best places
to be uncomfortable in.

Shorty, you gotta
figure this shit out.

Whatever your friends did,
they didn't mean that shit.

OK, Dr. D.

You know what that "D" is for?OK.

Can't even give you a compliment
without you being a freak.

Of the week, baby.

Derek, I have
a question for you.

What's up?

Have you ever
been tested for STDs?

God damn, that's a buzzkill.
Uh, once a month.

That's pretty frequent.

Do you have a high frequency
of sex partners?

Are we really talking about a
high frequency of sex partners?

We're talking body counts now?
Wow. OK, how about this?

I'll go get tested tomorrow.
That'll put you at ease.

Now, I need you to go have fun
with your friends.

Go.
You know you wanna go.

Have fun.
Thank you.

Be safe.

♪♪

♪ East side, yeah, look, I ain't
'bout to tell you twice ♪

♪ We on different levels ♪

[Man shouting]

Hey. Oh.
Let's go, boy. Let's go,

professional athlete.
Let's get it. Hey.

Alright, y'all.
Hey, I got a question, man.

Hey, bro. I can't invest in none
of your companies or gym.

I got seven things going
on -Man, you don't have to pay

your personal training bills.
Come on, man.

I know my business is wanted.
But if one day we do

D&J's Gym franchise,
that shit will be lit.

Uh, it's a trap.
Save yourself.

Hey, just a habit.Come on.

What's the question, D?

You ever smash
your homeboy's ex?

Oh, wait a minute.
What homeboy and what ex?

Chill, Tom Swift.
I'm just talking life.

Answer? Hell no.

I don't care how long
I known them,

I'm not doing nothing to nobody
I don't want done to myself.

That's fair.Fuck that shit.

I say live your life.
Do what you want.

I'm just saying,
if you communicate, talk it out.

We grown, right?

I mean, that's true, too.

Do we know a situation
like this?

Shit. My situation -
I got a wife and a girl.

They both know
about each other.

Oh, yo, that's
some crazy shit right there.

A little too complicated
for me.

Listen, I just need one girl,
nice crib, good food.

Shit, I'm in heaven.

Or hell.
You know, I used to be

a one-woman man
once upon a time,

but as soon as I turned pro,
my wife told me

she knew I was gon' cheat,
so go get one of them

little hall pass chicks
on your road games

and don't disrespect
her publicly.

Oh, I know you fucking lying.Straight facts.

Word for word.Hold on, hold on.

Move out the way, bro. Yo.
So you telling me you cool

with your homeboy
smashing your ex-wife?

Wife and girl? That's two
different things, my brother.

Fair enough. But is you
cool with it?

How do I put this politely?

I'd kill that nigga.

Right, exactly.That's my wife, man.

Now, my girl,
that's a different game.

Sound like some cliche
athlete shit to me,

but, shit, I'm intrigued.

Hey, if it ain't broke,
don't fix it.

Tiger Tiger Woods, y'all.

Hey, no,
I'm not that bad, man.

I just got one.
He had, like, 55.

Man, listen, wild boy.Boundaries.

Well, I don't know if it's
the best thing in the world, D,

but who am I to judge?

Z and I decided to part ways.

He was always
too good for you.

Damn, that's how you feel?
Then if you must know,

I decided to upgrade
my economy seat from row Z

to first class because,
shit, I deserve better.

Fuck Z and fuck everything
that we had going on.

Bullshit. I know a hurt nigga
when I see one.

Yo, Jamal, what happens
if you knock up that sidepiece?

Rule number one, fellas -
a wise philosopher once said -

bring it in -

"Snip, snip."[Laughter]

I'm serious, though.
A vastectomy is reversible.

But a kid? That's forever.
You can't play with that.

But what happens if they want,
like, a little JJ or something?

Nah, they good right now.
They get everything they want.

Now, if something changed,

then I have to think
about that.

Shit, I'm glad I don't have
to foresee that in my future.

Gays typically
don't just have babies.

[Laughter]

Shit.

Yo, what's going on, D?
All this venting shit.

You know they
don't like us talking

like this in the gym.I
don't know, man, it's just...

How the fuck we start
talking about kids anyways?

Bro, I got this new,
high-priced lawyer

talking about getting
a new paternity test.

Now, look at this damn baby,
man. Look at her.

She look just like me,
man.

She's mine.Whoa, that's you.

He told me to help me
with my case,

but it's like, bro,
I'm still flying to New York

because that's where
Carmen was born.

That's where
my court cases are.

And y'all know babies
are expensive as fuck already.

So I gotta fly coast to coast
just to see her.

But I gotta make it work,
man.

Well, listen,
whatever you gotta do,

you gotta be
in that child's life.

I don't care what you gotta do,
what you gotta spend,

you gotta make that happen.

It's gonna work out, bro.
I got faith in you.

I appreciate y'all.

Alright, man,
enough with the emo talk.

Let's go. Let's work.
Let's work.

50 burpees, a whole circuit.
Thank me later. Let's go.

I gotta go
to the bathroom.

Hey, man.
Hey, come get this work, man.

♪♪

Ooh, shit, it's so bad.
I'm sorry, Miss Miss.

What's up, superstar?

Both: Hey, hey, hey.

Take it low.
Hey, take it low.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.Take it low, hey.

Thank you for coming.

You are welcome.
Let me pour us a drink,

get us fucked up.
Oh, my God.

Can you believe this shit
is still itching and burning?

You cannot do that shit
on the stage.

What is wrong with you?I know, but damn,

I've decided
that it's a yeast infection.

OK? And luckily, cranberry
juice goes with champagne.

Yeah. You bumping uglies
with two different people

is bound to catch up
with you.

Mm. That itch over there
looking real.

One pill a day, take with food.
No refills over there.

Coming from the same person
who's sleeping

on another nigga couch.

Oh, hold on.

[Laughs] That part.
Anyways, I miss Z.

I miss his cooking.

Them oxtails that
he used to cook? Bitch, bussin.

Which is why I went
to get tested with you.

Girl, I ain't had this much sex
since my college days,

and definitely
not overlapping.

Boy, bye.What?

You out here getting freaky
and sneaky,

so it's bound
to catch up with you.

And when it do, I'll be here
to hear all the gory details.

What happened to
minding your business?

What happened to this
is not what we're doing?

Oh.

Anyway,
have you heard from Shyra?

Because I definitely texted her,
and she did not text me back.

Well, she's still at the bar.

Her old family drama
and new family drama is crazy.

She had a whole lineup
by herself.

Well, I hope that she is here
to support me

the same way
that I am there

to support her.Facts.

Do you think we should tell her
that we know

about the abortion, though?

Hmm, that's up to you.

Well, I don't believe
in gossiping behind

my friends' backs
because that's bad juju.

And you need all the juju
for your performance

and to keep
that pristine puss up.

Misha! Mishmish.
[Laughs]

Oh. Oh.You look amazing.

Look who I found.

Hey, babe.

I got you some flowers.Thank you.

Hey.Hey.

Well, there's a packed house
out there,

and we've invited some of my
paparazzi from some of my faves.

Ooh! Variety? Deadline?
Hollywood Reporter?

No, I said myfaves -

Bossip, Shade Room,
Baller Alert.

I think I even saw TMZ.

Oh.
Yes! Listen, a positive write up from them

could do wonders
for your career.

Positive. is all we need
tonight. OK?

Well, it's time for you
to go find your seat.

Yeah. OK.
Don't do crowds. Don't save seats.

Ooh, I get the hint. [Laughs]
It's getting a little stuffy

back here anyway. Shit like
a basketball wives reunion.

[Laughs] Yeah.

[Laughs] That coming from a tall
man in a short coat.

Hey.
Give me a kiss.

I just wanted to tell you
how proud I am of you.

OK?
OK.

You do your thing, you work it,
and I'll be at my seat.

No, don't go,
because I need you.

No, she doesn't.

[Laughs]
Your boss has spoken.

Good luck.

Listen, you don't need
anybody tonight.

There's a lot
of heavy hitters out there -

some folks that could really
change everything about

your little
Schoolhouse Rock brand.

That is not my brand.
Mm.

Guess you don't have one,
then.

Come on.
Finish getting ready.

♪♪

[Man rapping indistinctly]

♪♪

What you doing here?Oh, what's up, man?

Shit, you know I just came here
to support a homie

that's performing and whatnot.
We got the same reps.

Oh, OK. Well, I'm-a go say hi.
Dude, slow your roll.

That's what we doing
right now, right?

OK,
so this is what we doing?

Look, Reign,
we talked about this, man.

Look, what I do
in my public professional life,

it ain't got nothing
to do with you.

I value you, but that's in
our private personal.

OK?
OK, Chris Brown.

I didn't know that saying hi
would be an issue.

I'll remember that.Yeah, that's all I'm asking.

Thank you. So, look.
Hey, I'll see you later, though?

Man: Excuse me. You're on that
new show with Shavar Chestnut?

Oh, yeah, man. Name is Mecca -
no last name or anything.

I'm actually here with some of
the regular cast mates,

but we just not doing
no interviews right now.

Oh, that's fine.
Is he here?

Nah, man. No, he's not.

You can cut.
He's not here.

Uh, that's rude.
Everybody here is somebody.

Tomorrow, you'll be on the list,
hoping to have this interview.

And are you his publicist?No, I'm a lawyer.

Reign Moore, currently suing
the Russo Group on behalf

of the Valley Plaza.

Rick Russo, the billionaire
who wants to run L.A.?

You got any dirt?
Are you fine with us recording?

Reign Moore,
correct?

Correct.
Thank you for having me.

Great, so we're following up
on your ongoing legal battle

with the Russo Group
and Rick Russo.

Yes. The Russo Group has been in
a litigation of this kind before

and have won by squeezing the
capital out of their opponents.

The law is on our side,
and the community

is tired of corporations
like the Russo Group

stripping them
of their color,

gentrifying
and stealing spaces

from those
who are less fortunate.

We are tired,
and most importantly,

we will not be moved.
Thank you.

And please refer all inquiries
to SaveValleyPlaza.com.

Hey.
What, nigga? What?

I owe you an apology, man.

But I'm a slot that
to you a little later.

Hey, come say hey.
Um...

One second.

Glad you made it.
And what the hell you got on?

What happened
to Bad Bitch Shyra?

She lost her glass slipper?

You know, why does
everybody hate my clothes?

Well, you ain't saying that.

[Laughs] You looking like
I had to work all my life.

Know what?
That's not how it goes, Reign.

And yeah,
I did have to work all day

and all night,
so don't start with me, OK?

I'm not in the mood.
And I got a test tomorrow,

so I'm not going
to be here for long.

I'm sure once your film
festival is over,

jobs will be knocking
at your door.

Besides, stay. Help Misha
turn up and get fucked up.

We have to.
No, no.

I have responsibilities.

Shit, we all do.
I'm just saying,

we haven't spoken to you
since the other night.

And despite
what you may think of us,

we really do care
about your crazy ass.

At least come sit with me.

That's your new friend?

♪♪

Yeah.
He's cute.

I know.
Go.

I'm gonna leave after
Misha's performance anyway.

Shyra, seriously?
We said we'd do better.

If it's not all of us,
then the shit won't work.

♪♪

Hey, yo,
what's going on, y'all?

How y'all feeling tonight?
Y'all good?

[Cheers and applause]

Yeah! Yes, sir.
Y'all looking good tonight.

Tonight. It's your boy Korey
with the story.

Where the fellas at
real quick?

[Cheers and applause]

I said where the fellas
at real quick?

[Cheers and applause]

Yeah.
That's what I like to hear.

Lovely ladies,
let me hear y'all voice.

Y'all in the building?
Let me hear y'all.

[Cheers and applause]

I see y'all back there.
What's going on?

Now, look, I ain't gonna lie.
I got a confession to make.

But before I make that
confession,

I would just like to say,
on the record,

that R Kelly's girlfriend
so young that in 30 years,

she'll be 26.
[Laughs]

[Laughter]

I'm sorry. I saw it on Twitter.
As a stand up comedian,

I gotta say something
about R Kelly.

But anyway, OK, let's get
to the performance, then.

Y'all ready for some talent
to hit the stage?

[Cheers and applause]

That's what I like to hear.

I feel like y'all
gonna rock with her.

I know some of y'all already do.
What's up, Nicole?

Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so let's go
ahead and get into it.

Y'all give it up for the one,
the only,

the beautiful Misha Desire.

[Cheers and applause]

Thank y'all
for coming out tonight.

[Cheers and applause]

D.J., hit it.

[Song begins]

♪ Fuck it up if you
a bad ass bitch ♪

♪ Fuck it up ♪

Oh, my God. I gotta gonorrhea.
No, I got herpes.

That shit stays
with you for life.

Why do people have sex, man?

This shit is annoying.

I should have never sucked
any dick.

♪ On the ground ♪Damn it!

♪ Bouncing, bouncing ♪

And one and two.

And there.

Four and five.

And six.

Friends that get tested together
don't burn together.

♪ Pussy tight,
it got a grip ♪

♪ Head game crazy,
sex never lazy ♪

♪ Want me to have his baby,
but he gon' have to pay me ♪

♪ Can't stand no... ♪

Four and five and
six and seven.

♪ Six-car garages,
that's what a Minaj is ♪

♪ Backseat action,
licking on a blonde bitch ♪

[Cellphone chimes]

♪ ...bitch to a freak like me,
VIP... ♪

[Dramatic music plays]

All: What the fuck?

♪♪

Coming up on next week's
"A La Carte" menu...

This feels so good.

What the fuck y'all got
going on in here?

Baby, I think we're moving
in the right direction.

I'm hoping the fact that
I've gotten some media attention

around this case
can build your trust.

Looks like you're
just trying to go viral.

I seen your little Reign
drippy-drops on the TikTok.

Man: And he doesn't even have
a law degree.

Oh, you dropping shit?
[Laughs]

Hold on. Let me - One thing.
Hold up. How much you got?

They are high as -

-Yo, you bold.
-Big bro, pour the shot.

You're embarrassing
yourself.

Relax. OK?
You may look like him, OK?

But you are not my dad.

Damn, you guys.
Calm the fuck down, OK?

I just got through talking
this bitch off the ledge.

Hey, yo, Misha. What's up?

Korey,
what you doing here?

I work here.

Advisor: Mr. Moore,
this is your advisor.

Oh, yes. Hi, sir.

♪ Oh, fucked up, double cup,
she call me baby ♪

♪ One touch, out of luck,
she look amazing ♪

♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games
with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games
with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Feelings catch shorty bad,
I've been too numb ♪

♪ To understand what I'm doin'
and the man I've become, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games
with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games
with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Fucked up my chance
to call you my baby ♪

♪ Now I see you on the 'Gram
and I'm goin' crazy ♪

♪ Talking back and forth,
full year on the daily ♪

♪ Glowing up every month,
girl, you amaze me ♪

♪ Waiting for somebody who
you know wouldn't play you ♪

♪ I don't even trust myself,
no, I cannot blame you ♪

♪ I was goin' through some
things ♪

♪ Girl, I couldn't date you ♪

♪ Now the situation changed, and
I promise I've changed, too ♪

♪ But I'm not tripping
'bout nobody, only 21 ♪

♪ Got my whole life to find
somebody ♪

♪ I'm still pretty young ♪

♪ But I'd be lying if I said
you weren't worth it ♪

♪ All I need is one more chance
and we could work this out ♪

♪ Fucked up, double cup,
she call me baby ♪

♪ One touch, out of luck,
she look amazing ♪

♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games
with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games
with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Feelings catch shorty bad,
I've been too numb ♪

♪ To understand what I'm doin'
and the man I've become, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games
with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, I've been playin' games
with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ She gon' go the distance
for the game, boy ♪

♪ She gon' take my issues,
thinkin' I ain't tough ♪

♪ Why you gotta do me
like that? ♪

♪ Had to go and throw me
off track ♪

♪ Yeah I fuck with you,
but, baby, it feel like it ♪

♪ Lovin' you is work ♪

♪ When I see you flirt ♪

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