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Oh, my God. 15 00:00:51,589 --> 00:00:53,108 [Buzzing continues]Okay. 16 00:00:53,246 --> 00:00:55,524 [Moaning] 17 00:00:55,864 --> 00:00:58,906 [Knock on door]Evette: Shyra! 18 00:00:58,907 --> 00:01:00,702 Oh, my God.Breakfast is ready. 19 00:01:00,703 --> 00:01:02,737 Are you coming or are you coming-coming? 20 00:01:02,738 --> 00:01:05,672 Yes, I'm co- Yes, I'm coming. Not - 21 00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:08,537 Yeah, Yeah. I'll - I'll be right down. 22 00:01:08,675 --> 00:01:11,264 Bacon or sausage?Bacon. 23 00:01:11,402 --> 00:01:13,542 Crispy. Thanks.Okay, girl. 24 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,854 [Laughs] 25 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,063 Jamal, this bitch nasty. 26 00:01:17,201 --> 00:01:20,687 Oh, my - [Groans] 27 00:01:20,825 --> 00:01:22,517 [Groans] 28 00:01:22,655 --> 00:01:25,244 ♪ Honestly, I do not know who the fuck to trust, 29 00:01:25,382 --> 00:01:27,004 is you my friend or my foe? ♪ 30 00:01:27,005 --> 00:01:29,005 ♪ I'm off the X and the dro, yeah, she gimme neck, 31 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,594 make my eyes roll ♪ 32 00:01:30,595 --> 00:01:33,113 ♪ I remember back when I was younger, I was happy ♪ 33 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:34,459 You ever get Shy to sign that NDA? 34 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:36,255 She's been here for weeks, 35 00:01:36,393 --> 00:01:38,203 and you're just now asking me that? 36 00:01:38,256 --> 00:01:39,947 This is not my first rodeo, babe. 37 00:01:40,086 --> 00:01:42,123 Of course I did. 38 00:01:42,261 --> 00:01:43,744 [Clears throat]Morning. 39 00:01:43,745 --> 00:01:46,367 Uh, clean hands are happy hands, happy hands are clean hands. 40 00:01:46,368 --> 00:01:48,576 Yeah, I washed them. Thanks.Evette: Okay. Okay. 41 00:01:48,577 --> 00:01:49,853 Jamal: What'd I tell you, babe? 42 00:01:49,854 --> 00:01:51,784 Once she smelled this good-ass food, 43 00:01:51,891 --> 00:01:53,306 she was gonna wake up. 44 00:01:53,444 --> 00:01:55,722 Nah, she been awake, okay? 45 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:56,910 From my door, I heard. 46 00:01:56,911 --> 00:01:58,999 It sounded like you was hunting r-r-rabbit. 47 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,451 Yeah, can we not do it in front of company? Thanks. 48 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:04,421 Hold on. How am I company in my own house? 49 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:07,182 Right.Make it make sense. 50 00:02:08,079 --> 00:02:10,530 Exactly. All I'm saying is, we fuckin' with you. 51 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:12,291 Laugh a little. You good. 52 00:02:12,429 --> 00:02:16,260 Evette: Yeah. And didn't you just invite us to the sex shop? 53 00:02:16,398 --> 00:02:18,814 Okay, you can not be a prude in the day 54 00:02:18,952 --> 00:02:20,850 and a lady-of-the-night. 55 00:02:20,989 --> 00:02:22,128 Evette: Okay? Okay. 56 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:23,992 Jamal, what's up? Lay it on me. 57 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:26,581 Alright, look, all I'm saying is, 58 00:02:26,719 --> 00:02:30,757 you can't let these niggas tell you what you like, okay? 59 00:02:30,895 --> 00:02:33,785 You know, I'm used to being in control, being a provider, 60 00:02:33,898 --> 00:02:36,314 but then I realized I needed somebody 61 00:02:36,315 --> 00:02:38,316 who wasn't afraid to tell me what to do. 62 00:02:38,317 --> 00:02:39,490 Evette: Tell 'em again. 63 00:02:39,628 --> 00:02:42,838 That's why me and E - we made sense. 64 00:02:42,975 --> 00:02:46,911 Look, and I never knew I liked variety until I met her. 65 00:02:47,049 --> 00:02:49,604 Yeah, variety, girl. 66 00:02:49,605 --> 00:02:51,260 He had me trying to have a threesome with him 67 00:02:51,261 --> 00:02:53,711 and one of his old bitches from way back when. 68 00:02:53,849 --> 00:02:56,473 Why are you bringing up shit from two years ago? 69 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:59,200 I learned my lesson, babe, okay?Evette: Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:59,338 --> 00:03:04,722 I know that whatever I like to eat, to keep it separate. 71 00:03:04,723 --> 00:03:06,447 Okay, yes, that breakfast plate. 72 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:08,138 That looks great. Let me have some. 73 00:03:08,139 --> 00:03:09,382 Yeah. That's my cue. 74 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,330 I'm gonna get to my P.T. session, babe. 75 00:03:11,384 --> 00:03:14,145 I'll see you later, alright?Promise? 76 00:03:14,284 --> 00:03:16,596 Evette: Hurry up, okay? 77 00:03:16,734 --> 00:03:18,357 Mm-hmm. 78 00:03:18,451 --> 00:03:23,395 Okay, bacon's getting cold. Bacon's getting cold. 79 00:03:23,396 --> 00:03:25,467 Mm-hmm, thanks.Okay. 80 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,573 Okay. 81 00:03:27,711 --> 00:03:31,128 You got to put that on your wish list. 82 00:03:31,129 --> 00:03:33,543 You would be okay with another girl fucking your man? 83 00:03:33,544 --> 00:03:35,063 A roommate? No. 84 00:03:35,201 --> 00:03:38,722 But you need to update your patriarchal lexicon, okay? 85 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:41,030 Niggas is fucking other bitches every day. 86 00:03:41,034 --> 00:03:45,660 Sister wives, work wives, sisters, aunties, grandmas. 87 00:03:45,661 --> 00:03:47,247 I mean, get with the program. 88 00:03:47,248 --> 00:03:48,972 I don't want that kind of relationship. 89 00:03:48,973 --> 00:03:51,768 Oh, well, you must be wanting to be coming all morning, like... 90 00:03:51,769 --> 00:03:53,701 Uh, okay, you're funny. Goodbye. 91 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,602 Don't knock it till you try it. [Laughing] Goodbye. 92 00:03:57,982 --> 00:04:02,021 What the fuck? Oh, my God. 93 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,403 ♪ Okay, I been working like three jobs ♪ 94 00:04:04,404 --> 00:04:06,196 ♪ Prolly why I never see y'all ♪ 95 00:04:06,197 --> 00:04:07,750 ♪ Prolly why I never have time ♪ 96 00:04:07,751 --> 00:04:09,061 ♪ For the fake friends, I won't be y'all ♪ 97 00:04:09,062 --> 00:04:10,615 ♪ Oh, God, I been running now ♪ 98 00:04:10,616 --> 00:04:12,410 I ain't gonna lie - I bombed there last week, 99 00:04:12,411 --> 00:04:14,341 but my thinking is, I'm gonna go back, 100 00:04:14,342 --> 00:04:15,827 I'm gonna try a different joke, 101 00:04:15,828 --> 00:04:17,968 and hopefully it don't happen like that. 102 00:04:17,969 --> 00:04:20,072 But if you got time, you should pull up, come kick it with me. 103 00:04:20,073 --> 00:04:22,835 When are you going to stop playing? 104 00:04:24,802 --> 00:04:28,047 Uh, playing? Playing about what? What you talking about? 105 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,497 You know what I mean. 106 00:04:29,498 --> 00:04:31,429 Nigga, if we hadn't met on some work shit, 107 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:33,432 it would have beenon-site. 108 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:36,124 [Laughs] Yo, Mish, you good? 109 00:04:36,262 --> 00:04:39,127 No! My girl just got back from Big Bear 110 00:04:39,265 --> 00:04:40,404 with her sidepiece. 111 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:42,613 I'm frustrated. 112 00:04:42,751 --> 00:04:45,996 Oh, girl. Wait. And you know that? 113 00:04:46,134 --> 00:04:47,334 And you're cool with it? 114 00:04:47,446 --> 00:04:49,551 Do it look like I'm cool with it? 115 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,450 I'm frustratedas fuck. 116 00:04:51,588 --> 00:04:53,210 Yeah, that's a little obvious. 117 00:04:53,348 --> 00:04:55,108 Goddamn straw looking like... 118 00:04:56,317 --> 00:04:59,389 So, you're in an open relationship 119 00:04:59,527 --> 00:05:00,976 or, like, a situationship? 120 00:05:01,114 --> 00:05:03,669 Polyamorous ethical non-monogamy, 121 00:05:03,807 --> 00:05:06,534 or whatever the fuck that shit mean. 122 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:10,503 So - So, what's the acronym on that? 123 00:05:10,641 --> 00:05:12,271 It's 2023. I really can't keep up. 124 00:05:12,298 --> 00:05:16,337 Nigga, shit if I know. But I'm tired of wondering. 125 00:05:16,338 --> 00:05:18,096 And I know you tired of wondering, too. 126 00:05:18,097 --> 00:05:21,445 Ain't you? Tell me I'm wrong. 127 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:24,448 You're trying to find out.[Clicks tongue] Mm. 128 00:05:24,586 --> 00:05:26,899 Nah, you ain't wrong. 129 00:05:27,037 --> 00:05:30,040 About right as my curve right about now. 130 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:31,592 Yeah, well, don't pull it out in the studio 131 00:05:31,593 --> 00:05:33,284 unless you're going to use it. 132 00:05:33,423 --> 00:05:38,497 ♪♪ 133 00:05:38,635 --> 00:05:43,881 ♪♪ 134 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:45,918 Ooh, wait. Uh... 135 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:47,885 Mine actually curve to the left. 136 00:05:47,886 --> 00:05:49,783 I thought maybe you should know that before we go any further. 137 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:50,957 Nigga, shut up.Yep. 138 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:52,510 Why would I even say something? 139 00:05:52,511 --> 00:05:55,376 That's stupid. God damn! 140 00:05:55,514 --> 00:05:56,653 Okay. 141 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:59,587 [Singing in Spanish] 142 00:06:00,588 --> 00:06:02,762 [Sighs] In a matter of weeks, 143 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,108 you managed to get a promotion and a new house. 144 00:06:05,109 --> 00:06:09,700 Me? I get fired and evicted. Make it make sense, Lord. 145 00:06:09,838 --> 00:06:12,188 Baby, it's all gonna work out. Just give it time. 146 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:15,257 I know. And I'm genuinely happy for you, Papa. 147 00:06:15,258 --> 00:06:17,569 But you don't have to worry about me anymore. 148 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:18,951 Because guess what.Hmm? 149 00:06:19,089 --> 00:06:22,195 The housewarming/birthday is gonna be a ball. 150 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,853 Like...legendary. 151 00:06:24,991 --> 00:06:26,337 [Both laugh] 152 00:06:26,476 --> 00:06:29,651 And you brought me to Derek's gym to work out to make me what? 153 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,170 Make you do what? 154 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,778 I mean if I didn't want to see him on his FansOnly, 155 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:36,037 why would I want to see him in real life? 156 00:06:36,175 --> 00:06:37,348 [Sighs] 157 00:06:37,487 --> 00:06:39,117 You just don't like him, do you? 158 00:06:39,118 --> 00:06:41,006 No. I just don't like my man getting off 159 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:42,664 to some of his straight friends. 160 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,432 I mean, what is it? The muscles? 161 00:06:44,528 --> 00:06:45,978 You know I got those.Mm-hmm. 162 00:06:46,116 --> 00:06:47,806 The tats? I got some of those, too. 163 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,394 You just got to know where to look. 164 00:06:49,395 --> 00:06:51,362 I mean, none of that hurts. 165 00:06:51,363 --> 00:06:53,122 Just like a little amateur moment. 166 00:06:53,123 --> 00:06:56,160 But I don't attach any value to it or who I watch. 167 00:06:56,161 --> 00:06:58,161 Mnh-mnh. That's not something I can share 168 00:06:58,162 --> 00:06:59,474 with you or anybody else. 169 00:06:59,612 --> 00:07:00,958 My personal preference. 170 00:07:01,096 --> 00:07:04,445 Okay.So try to control your drooling today. 171 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,619 Okay? Come on. 172 00:07:06,757 --> 00:07:08,828 [Both laugh] 173 00:07:08,966 --> 00:07:14,178 ♪ Let's do this, Ronnie ♪♪ Hey, I've been M.I.A. ♪ 174 00:07:14,316 --> 00:07:18,320 ♪ When I pull up, she's gonna look my way, my way ♪ 175 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:20,771 ♪ She knows she needs this love on tap ♪ 176 00:07:20,909 --> 00:07:22,980 ♪ We gonna...like we on this Jack ♪ 177 00:07:22,981 --> 00:07:24,947 ♪ I know she want it bad, too bad ♪ 178 00:07:24,948 --> 00:07:27,295 ♪ That...good, can't fall back ♪ 179 00:07:27,433 --> 00:07:29,543 ♪ And when she want it in the morning...♪ 180 00:07:29,677 --> 00:07:32,024 Oh!, Wow, Shyra! 181 00:07:32,162 --> 00:07:33,672 I knew you said you were good, 182 00:07:33,715 --> 00:07:36,477 but that finished poster is dope as fuck. 183 00:07:36,615 --> 00:07:37,857 Thanks.Wow! 184 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,548 Hey, you should come to the film festival. 185 00:07:39,549 --> 00:07:41,032 Misha and Reign are going to be there, and they love you. 186 00:07:41,033 --> 00:07:42,483 We can make it a thing. 187 00:07:42,484 --> 00:07:44,345 Girl, I was going to crash that motherfucker anyway 188 00:07:44,346 --> 00:07:46,106 and take one of these fancy-ass invites. 189 00:07:46,107 --> 00:07:47,677 y'all got all around the house. 190 00:07:47,798 --> 00:07:49,697 This one's yours.Thank you. 191 00:07:49,835 --> 00:07:51,733 Mm-hmm.And I'm sorry. 192 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,011 I know 'Mal and I play way too much, 193 00:07:54,012 --> 00:07:55,598 but please don't take us serious. 194 00:07:55,599 --> 00:07:56,944 We have our own little language. 195 00:07:56,945 --> 00:07:59,396 Yeah, my sex life is very unserious. 196 00:07:59,534 --> 00:08:02,641 Well, you need to get serious, because you got needs. 197 00:08:02,779 --> 00:08:04,435 I heard you. 198 00:08:04,436 --> 00:08:05,988 Okay, yeah, no, I'm not just gonna 199 00:08:05,989 --> 00:08:08,094 hop into a relationship to have sex. 200 00:08:08,232 --> 00:08:09,337 I'm good on that. 201 00:08:09,475 --> 00:08:13,030 What is this? 1922? Who said you got to do that? 202 00:08:13,031 --> 00:08:15,653 Wait. Please don't tell me I'm living with a celibate. 203 00:08:15,654 --> 00:08:19,174 No, Evette, I'm not celibate. I'm just - I'm just single. 204 00:08:19,312 --> 00:08:21,660 Single with, like, no fuck buddies. 205 00:08:21,798 --> 00:08:23,282 a little sneaky link? 206 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,180 No. No. No? 207 00:08:25,181 --> 00:08:27,112 Okay, now - now I'm judging you, okay? 208 00:08:27,113 --> 00:08:28,459 Like, what? 209 00:08:28,598 --> 00:08:32,049 You're not even getting no extra credit at school?God, no. 210 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:33,809 No, I mean, there was this guy in my class, 211 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:35,776 but when he started showing interest, 212 00:08:35,777 --> 00:08:37,457 it just got complicated.Oh, my God. 213 00:08:37,503 --> 00:08:41,093 Well, you need to uncomplicate that pussy and hit him up today. 214 00:08:41,231 --> 00:08:42,991 I wish I could. 215 00:08:42,992 --> 00:08:44,992 No, he's not in my class this semester. 216 00:08:44,993 --> 00:08:47,236 And, plus, I think he got repped, and now he's working. 217 00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:48,962 Okay, well, you need to sit on something 218 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,896 with some type of post real soon. 219 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,725 Girl, I am not that type of girl. 220 00:08:52,863 --> 00:08:54,313 What type of girl is that? 221 00:08:54,314 --> 00:08:56,521 Look, I just want more than a physical connection. 222 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:57,868 I only had sex with Rodney, 223 00:08:57,869 --> 00:08:59,144 and I thought we were going to get married, 224 00:08:59,145 --> 00:09:00,699 and that all went to shit. 225 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:03,045 Okay, I don't want to make the same mistake twice. 226 00:09:03,046 --> 00:09:04,634 Girl, you need to fuck him 227 00:09:04,772 --> 00:09:08,845 one, two, three, four, five, 15 times if you need to, okay? 228 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:11,019 Look, if you need permission to be a ho, 229 00:09:11,157 --> 00:09:12,967 I'm granting you permission, girl. 230 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:14,540 I just don't know how. 231 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:15,989 And I am not doing apps, girl, 232 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,162 'cause that shit does not work out. 233 00:09:17,163 --> 00:09:18,648 Okay. You don't got to do that. 234 00:09:18,786 --> 00:09:20,753 But let me get you the game, okay? 235 00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:22,928 All I need you to do is trust me. 236 00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:24,688 [Sighs] Come on. 237 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,068 You get the house, car, clothes, 238 00:09:26,069 --> 00:09:29,175 jewelry, all that, girl. You see me. 239 00:09:29,313 --> 00:09:31,764 You know, I did move in with you sight unseen. 240 00:09:31,902 --> 00:09:33,352 Boom, you got it. 241 00:09:33,353 --> 00:09:34,732 Alright, fuck it.Why not? 242 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:36,389 Girl, set me up. Yeah! 243 00:09:36,527 --> 00:09:37,598 It's ho season. 244 00:09:37,736 --> 00:09:39,151 [Both laugh] 245 00:09:39,289 --> 00:09:41,774 Okay, abs.That's all cardio. 246 00:09:41,775 --> 00:09:43,775 Babe, did you talk to Brandon, Derek, 247 00:09:43,776 --> 00:09:46,191 and all the other tenants about the plaza being sold? 248 00:09:46,192 --> 00:09:48,608 The owner of Acai said the developers are paying well, 249 00:09:48,609 --> 00:09:50,782 but it is not enough money for the rest of the tenants 250 00:09:50,783 --> 00:09:52,335 to relocate their businesses. 251 00:09:52,336 --> 00:09:55,236 Mm-hmm. And did you talk to your adviser about using 252 00:09:55,237 --> 00:09:57,099 this case for the remainder of your internship hours? 253 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,150 Sure did. 254 00:09:58,151 --> 00:09:59,964 And that percentage of that retainer 255 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:02,311 I'm going to use for my little situation, you know. 256 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,071 Mm-hmm. That belly button goes with your waist. 257 00:10:04,072 --> 00:10:06,109 Well, at least my stomach flat. 258 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:07,696 One heavy weight at a time, boo. 259 00:10:07,697 --> 00:10:08,801 Mm-hmm. 260 00:10:08,939 --> 00:10:10,769 Hey!Ooh! 261 00:10:10,907 --> 00:10:13,254 Boys!Oh, my God. This nigga. 262 00:10:13,392 --> 00:10:14,962 Please don't let him talk to me. 263 00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:16,497 He's going to talk to you. He's going to talk to me. 264 00:10:16,498 --> 00:10:18,293 Sup? Hey, don't worry. 265 00:10:18,294 --> 00:10:19,949 I'm gonna get you swole, just like your papi. 266 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,365 I'm good.Don't call me Papi. 267 00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:23,401 Hey, Mr. Counselor, I'm just giving you a compliment. 268 00:10:23,402 --> 00:10:25,646 You look good. Wow! Oh, wow!I know. 269 00:10:25,647 --> 00:10:27,543 And don't touch me.Yeah, don't touch him. 270 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,718 Hey, man. 271 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:31,272 Hey, my man.Amazing workout tips. 272 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,686 I'mma add those in there. 273 00:10:32,825 --> 00:10:35,235 And that little private locker room? Top notch. 274 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:37,967 Oh, anything for my high-profile athletes. Come on, bro. 275 00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:40,902 You know you V.I.P. in here.Jamal Jerome. 276 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,284 You know, my fans usually call me JJ, though. 277 00:10:43,285 --> 00:10:45,009 You want a picture or something? You a fan? 278 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:48,461 Ever since your ESPN articles came out. 279 00:10:48,599 --> 00:10:49,980 Which one? 280 00:10:50,118 --> 00:10:53,121 The Body one that came out a couple years ago. 281 00:10:53,259 --> 00:10:57,332 I see that body is still bodying. Mm! 282 00:10:57,470 --> 00:11:00,094 Reign Moore, soon to be esquire. 283 00:11:00,232 --> 00:11:02,855 If you ever need any legal advice, let me know. 284 00:11:02,993 --> 00:11:04,563 This a wild boy right here, man. 285 00:11:04,685 --> 00:11:05,789 I'm sorry, man. 286 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,410 Hey, I'mma tap in with you later. 287 00:11:07,411 --> 00:11:08,860 Alright.Nice meeting you, man. 288 00:11:08,861 --> 00:11:10,344 Mm-hmm. Yep. Oh, we gonna tap in. 289 00:11:10,345 --> 00:11:11,484 Hey! 290 00:11:11,622 --> 00:11:12,900 Can you not?What? 291 00:11:13,038 --> 00:11:14,908 Talking to my high-profile clients. 292 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,454 He was right there, man. I was just weird. 293 00:11:16,455 --> 00:11:19,078 Boy, shut up. "Z" is not my nigga. He's my man. 294 00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:24,325 Yo, I was just telling Brandon about my dirty 30 coming up. 295 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:27,190 And our housewarming party.Ooh! Hold on. 296 00:11:27,191 --> 00:11:28,708 Housewarming? I didn't know y'all was that serious. 297 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,296 We aren't.Well, we are. 298 00:11:30,434 --> 00:11:33,324 See, y'all two niggas need to work on your messaging, man. 299 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,129 Okay, we are that serious. 300 00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:36,957 But Z's the one who bought a house. 301 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:38,614 I'm just moving in, and we'll see what happens. 302 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,927 [Chuckles] 303 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:42,999 Sound like my old lady back in "The Chi," man. 304 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,896 Two months later, she got all the clothes 305 00:11:44,897 --> 00:11:46,381 in every closet in the crib. 306 00:11:46,519 --> 00:11:47,728 I miss that shit. 307 00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:49,383 You mind if I ask what happened? 308 00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:52,284 Oh, yeah, man. You know, people just grow apart. 309 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:53,562 Want different things. 310 00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:55,148 So, that's when you moved here? 311 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,978 Fresh start. Made some investments. 312 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,601 Parlayed that down into Dahlia's downstairs. 313 00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:01,948 I just didn't think I'd be running that bitch every day. 314 00:12:01,949 --> 00:12:04,710 Plight of the black businessman.Okay? 315 00:12:04,848 --> 00:12:07,782 Reign, why are you really here? 316 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,198 Well, as business owners in the plaza, 317 00:12:10,336 --> 00:12:13,857 you must know that Acai Forever is about to be nevermore. 318 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,616 There are some people that want to buy the plaza 319 00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:16,895 and redevelop it. 320 00:12:17,033 --> 00:12:19,380 That's bullshit, man. It's a money play. 321 00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:22,176 It clearly states on our lease when we got it, 322 00:12:22,314 --> 00:12:24,143 if a new owner comes, we get 90 days. 323 00:12:24,281 --> 00:12:27,664 Given within 90 days of the sale and can contest its findings. 324 00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:29,977 Consider me your 90 days. 325 00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:32,645 Hold on. Now, what does this mean and what can we do? 326 00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:36,431 It means that if you hire Reign as your contract researcher 327 00:12:36,569 --> 00:12:38,499 and his new law firm to represent you, 328 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,296 he may be able to keep y'all in y'all places. 329 00:12:40,297 --> 00:12:41,884 Unh-unh. Why don't we use Z's firm? 330 00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:44,197 Because the whites don't do small-business litigation 331 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,544 unless it goes to trial. 332 00:12:45,545 --> 00:12:47,372 And trust me, you don't want that to happen. 333 00:12:47,373 --> 00:12:49,168 He's right. 334 00:12:49,306 --> 00:12:50,791 I'mma need a midday drink. 335 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,895 Oh, so you're saying the bar is about to open early? 336 00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:55,209 Well, I'm headed into the office. 337 00:12:55,347 --> 00:12:58,626 So behave. 338 00:12:58,764 --> 00:13:01,284 I mean, enjoy. 339 00:13:06,565 --> 00:13:09,637 Okay, so, um, a little birdie told me 340 00:13:09,775 --> 00:13:12,778 y'all having a secret audition down in Dahlia's. 341 00:13:12,779 --> 00:13:14,537 Supposed to be some Shirtless Saturdays 342 00:13:14,538 --> 00:13:17,248 going on this afternoon. Is that happening right now? 343 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:18,749 Shyra.Shyra. 344 00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:20,510 Let's go. I want to go down here. 345 00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:23,236 I want to put the oil on them. I'm dashing water on them. 346 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,239 I'm doing it all. Let me touch the boys. 347 00:13:25,377 --> 00:13:28,483 Let me look at the boys. I'm - I'm here for it all. 348 00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:30,106 It's going down, y'all. 349 00:13:30,107 --> 00:13:32,728 We're at Dahlia's for the Shirtless Saturday auditions. 350 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,385 Previous bartending experience is wanted, 351 00:13:34,386 --> 00:13:36,975 but abs preferred, honey. 352 00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:39,010 And you guys see how fine these men are? 353 00:13:39,011 --> 00:13:40,943 Just wait till you see what they're serving. 354 00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:42,359 It's gonna leave you... 355 00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:45,742 Yo. Excuse me. You, uh - You're Shyra, right? 356 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,813 Who's asking?Yo, sorry, my man. 357 00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:51,334 Need a minute. What the hell? Pimp me out, then replace me? 358 00:13:51,335 --> 00:13:53,335 Don't forget, it was my half-naked body 359 00:13:53,336 --> 00:13:54,784 that started this shit in the first place. 360 00:13:54,785 --> 00:13:56,926 Who the fuck are these men?Relax! Relax! 361 00:13:57,064 --> 00:13:58,962 I draw inspiration from anything. 362 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,550 Relax, Derek. 363 00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:03,656 It's going to be fine.Fucking Shyra. God damn it. 364 00:14:03,794 --> 00:14:05,279 Get in line,Derek. 365 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,352 You auditioning? 366 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:11,112 Uh, yeah. 367 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,942 Alright, then get in line. 368 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,289 Reign: Mm-hmm!I'm so sorry I'm late. 369 00:14:15,427 --> 00:14:17,532 Okay?Okay, hold on. 370 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:19,638 What's up?! What's happening? 371 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,536 Hey, how are you? 372 00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:24,746 Girl, thank you so much for helping me with these auditions. 373 00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:26,195 Thank you for having me.Mm-hmm. 374 00:14:26,196 --> 00:14:27,817 Misha got stuck at the schoolhouse, so... 375 00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:29,682 Ooh, boo.Sucks for her. 376 00:14:29,683 --> 00:14:31,062 But, Miss Shyra, who are you? 377 00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:34,308 First, a sex-shop party. Now this? 378 00:14:34,309 --> 00:14:36,033 Girl, I am not mad at you, though. 379 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:37,967 Your bench is stacked. 380 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:39,484 Can I talk to you for a second? 381 00:14:39,485 --> 00:14:41,176 Okay, Mr. Impatient. You want to go first? 382 00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,626 Go first then. Take it off. 383 00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:44,835 Uh, my bad. Hey, look, my name is Frank. 384 00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:46,629 You know, most people call me by my last name, Watson. 385 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:49,185 Okay, Mr. Frank Watson, get up on the stage. 386 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:53,637 Yeah, on the stage. Go. Get up. Thank you. Jesus. 387 00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:55,260 Oh, my God. 388 00:14:57,158 --> 00:14:59,436 [Cellphone chimes] 389 00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:01,196 What's the tea?Girl, you don't want to know. 390 00:15:01,197 --> 00:15:02,923 Uh, it's not what you think. 391 00:15:03,061 --> 00:15:04,925 I turned my ho card in for now. 392 00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:06,684 So, who you getting money from? 393 00:15:06,685 --> 00:15:07,928 My father's wife. 394 00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:10,239 Since Lloyd cut my cards off and now my crib, 395 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,345 she want to swoop in. 396 00:15:11,346 --> 00:15:13,001 What? So you don't need money? 397 00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:14,417 Uh, "need" is a strong word. 398 00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:17,075 But the amount she sent can't by my love 399 00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:18,765 unless love's the name of a high-rise condo, okay? 400 00:15:18,766 --> 00:15:20,285 But you know what? 401 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,975 I thought you didn't need that anymore living with Z. 402 00:15:21,976 --> 00:15:23,770 You know, I thought that was kind of permanent. 403 00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:25,599 Now, how we go from housewarming to house husbands? 404 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,843 We not that gay. 405 00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:28,224 [Laughs] Shit. 406 00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:30,121 But you know what? No, I love that for y'all. 407 00:15:30,122 --> 00:15:31,916 I'm gonna come with a wine-and-cheese board. 408 00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,263 Oh, my God. 409 00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:34,677 Them broke bitches love a char-coochie board. 410 00:15:34,678 --> 00:15:36,922 Mnh-mnh! I love a charcuterie board. 411 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:38,959 Well..."Well..." And? 412 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,305 Well, let's have this audition, guys. Come on. 413 00:15:41,306 --> 00:15:42,583 I'm excited. 414 00:15:42,721 --> 00:15:44,792 [Sighs]Oh, Lord. 415 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:48,037 Uh, hey, Sherlock Watson, uh, whatever your name is, 416 00:15:48,175 --> 00:15:49,659 why is your shirt still on? 417 00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:52,834 Uh...I didn't know this was a topless bartending - 418 00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:54,249 Did you just say "topless"? 419 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,457 Once a week, we take our shirts off. 420 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:57,080 We serve drinks. That's the job. 421 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,978 Okay, please, if you are not comfortable half naked, 422 00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:00,186 please save us all the time. 423 00:16:00,187 --> 00:16:01,705 Reign: Please. 424 00:16:02,844 --> 00:16:04,294 It's amateur hour. 425 00:16:05,502 --> 00:16:08,954 Reign: There we go.Okay, relax, Magic Mike. 426 00:16:09,092 --> 00:16:11,681 We just need you to make a stiff drink. 427 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,788 Here you go.Oh. Thank you. 428 00:16:15,926 --> 00:16:18,929 This look watered down.Nah, it's good. 429 00:16:19,068 --> 00:16:20,345 One more for you. 430 00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:22,726 We about to see.What y'all think? 431 00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:24,590 It's actually cool. 432 00:16:24,728 --> 00:16:26,247 Damn, it's pretty good.Mm-hmm. 433 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,375 Reign: Okay, new booty. you keep this up... 434 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:30,940 You can start next week. Derek, Your days are numbered. 435 00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:33,253 I'm always catching strays, man. Reign: Boy, you are the stray. 436 00:16:33,254 --> 00:16:38,018 ♪♪ 437 00:16:38,156 --> 00:16:39,605 [Sighs] 438 00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:43,816 Work in bed? You know you got an office. 439 00:16:43,954 --> 00:16:47,475 Yeah, that has plaza and developer documents all over it. 440 00:16:47,613 --> 00:16:49,029 Oh, I'm sorry. 441 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,817 I mean, I just don't want to leave a footprint. I just - 442 00:16:51,824 --> 00:16:55,035 Mnh-mnh. No more excuses. This is your place, too, now. 443 00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:57,223 Okay? I want you to get more comfortable 444 00:16:57,244 --> 00:17:00,074 in more places than just the office. 445 00:17:00,075 --> 00:17:01,695 Okay, well, I hope you don't think 446 00:17:01,696 --> 00:17:03,111 I'm putting my clothes on those wire hangers. 447 00:17:03,112 --> 00:17:04,561 [Laughs] 448 00:17:04,562 --> 00:17:06,424 I put that on the registry, too, for the housewarming. 449 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,219 Uh, we're not registered anywhere. 450 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,671 You not, but I am. 451 00:17:10,809 --> 00:17:12,914 Uh... I mean... 452 00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:14,364 weare. Oh. 453 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:15,607 Yeah. 454 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,609 [Both laugh] 455 00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,610 I love you, Reign. 456 00:17:21,337 --> 00:17:22,683 Don't make it weird.Okay. 457 00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:24,648 Don't make - You're still making it weird. 458 00:17:24,649 --> 00:17:27,481 Okay. Okay.Like, you don't have to respond. 459 00:17:27,619 --> 00:17:29,690 I just wanted you to hear it. 460 00:17:29,828 --> 00:17:32,486 Mm-hmm. You know, I didn't grow up 461 00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:34,494 expressing my feelings in the house. 462 00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:37,594 I find that hard to believe.Okay. 463 00:17:37,732 --> 00:17:41,426 I did express my feelings, just probably at the wrong time. 464 00:17:41,564 --> 00:17:44,981 And some things never change. 465 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,122 And some things do. 466 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:51,367 Look around.Yeah. 467 00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:54,403 You know, I lived out of my suitcase for two years 468 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,026 when I first moved out here. 469 00:17:56,165 --> 00:17:57,304 Two years? Mm-hmm. 470 00:17:57,442 --> 00:17:59,132 Not you have a houseless L.A. story. 471 00:17:59,237 --> 00:18:00,755 Hell yeah, man.Damn. 472 00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:03,274 Look, the room-and-board situation for college students 473 00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:05,346 will bleed you dry. 474 00:18:05,347 --> 00:18:08,210 And, you know, being emancipated from your homophobic family 475 00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:11,835 leaves the care packages low and the student loans high. 476 00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:13,389 Mm-hmm. 477 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,563 I'm sorry you had to experience that. 478 00:18:17,255 --> 00:18:18,739 I'm not. 479 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,912 It helped me recognize that when I want something, I want it, 480 00:18:20,913 --> 00:18:25,470 and when I'm done with it, I don't look back, only forward. 481 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,919 Mm-hmm. Parents are supposed to send their kids 482 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,956 out into the world to make their own way, 483 00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:33,443 and sometimes, that includes a few mistakes. 484 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:36,550 Your dad will come around. 485 00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:38,517 [Sighs] 486 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:42,728 You know, I think we need to invite August, 487 00:18:42,866 --> 00:18:44,282 Will, Jada, Jaden. 488 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,422 August, Will, and Jada. 489 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,430 You're just trying to create a whole 490 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,357 year's worth of work for myself. 491 00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:52,485 I mean, we got to have some drama around. 492 00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:54,463 We got to spice it up around here. Right. 493 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:58,054 Whether your dad comes around or not, you still got me. 494 00:18:58,192 --> 00:19:00,677 And you still got my new house. Ournew house. 495 00:19:00,815 --> 00:19:02,127 There you go. 496 00:19:02,128 --> 00:19:03,783 Because what's yours is mine, and what's mine is - 497 00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:05,544 Oh, we on that level now?Yeah. 498 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,200 And what's mine will be mine, too. 499 00:19:07,201 --> 00:19:09,445 Okay. Just that one suitcase? 500 00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:11,170 You know what?That you still ain't unpacked? 501 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:12,965 Shut the...[Laughs] 502 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:18,592 ♪♪ 503 00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:23,838 ♪♪ 504 00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:27,911 ♪ I've been concentrating all my time ♪ 505 00:19:28,049 --> 00:19:29,465 Oh, yeah. 506 00:19:30,811 --> 00:19:33,607 Mm! So you're having a hot office affair with Brandon? 507 00:19:33,745 --> 00:19:36,541 You want to be me so bad, Shyra. 508 00:19:36,679 --> 00:19:38,232 That's cute or whatever. 509 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:39,784 Please. I'm just not trying to catch my boss 510 00:19:39,785 --> 00:19:42,185 in another indecent position.[Gasps] Unh-unh! 511 00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:43,754 Mr. "Un-Break My Heart" smashing bitches at work? 512 00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:44,996 I don't know if they were smashing, 513 00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:46,550 but they were definitely in his office. 514 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,794 Ooh! Oh, shoot. I got to take this. 515 00:19:48,932 --> 00:19:50,912 Where are you going?I'mma be right back. 516 00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:54,352 ♪ Don't leave me here searching ♪ 517 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,941 Yo, Shyra.Okay. 518 00:19:58,079 --> 00:20:00,737 What's up?Hey. 519 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:04,189 Yeah, it doesn't seem like anything's going on tonight, so, 520 00:20:04,327 --> 00:20:05,467 yeah, you're free to go. 521 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,641 Look, I really need the money. 522 00:20:07,779 --> 00:20:10,429 But a few extra hours to help me prep my final remarks 523 00:20:10,437 --> 00:20:12,749 for my film festival, it's not bad either. 524 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,647 Yeah, the new hires didn't bear many results. 525 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,373 I only found like one orientation packet. 526 00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:18,237 Well, you know, it ended up being go-go dancers from WeHo 527 00:20:18,238 --> 00:20:19,617 that couldn't make drinks, 528 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,067 and they wanted to be naked all the time. 529 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:22,587 Oh, nah, nah. 530 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,415 You told them one Derek was enough, right? 531 00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,646 Yeah. No, actually, I was thinking we should 532 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,050 do some other theme nights. 533 00:20:28,075 --> 00:20:29,559 Already way ahead of you. 534 00:20:29,697 --> 00:20:32,700 Look, not weekly, but quarterly HBCU rivalry games. 535 00:20:32,838 --> 00:20:34,737 Yeah, they never air out here.Hell naw. 536 00:20:34,738 --> 00:20:36,462 It's going to be hard to pack out the place 537 00:20:36,463 --> 00:20:38,291 because there ain't no Black Colleges out here. 538 00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:39,673 Hey, where'd you go again? 539 00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:42,572 Spelman. But Misha went to North Carolina A&T. 540 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,022 Okay. Mm-hmm. 541 00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:45,885 Well, look, homecoming is right around the corner, 542 00:20:45,886 --> 00:20:47,576 so it's not too late to get it promoted for next month. 543 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:50,442 Mm-hmm. Great minds think alike. 544 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,617 Yes, they do. 545 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:57,691 ♪ I get so nervous ♪ 546 00:20:57,829 --> 00:21:00,832 Man, I miss them Clark Atlanta days, 547 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,178 them homecomings? 548 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:03,937 You remember them tailgates?Yeah. 549 00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:05,285 Cookouts? 550 00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:08,183 I can't believe I'm missing another homecoming season. 551 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,945 I just want to do drunk-ho shit with my ho friends. 552 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,292 Okay. 553 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,660 What was the name of your homecoming again? 554 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,813 GHOE.Ooh! 555 00:21:16,951 --> 00:21:18,298 That's right! 556 00:21:18,436 --> 00:21:21,128 Greatest Homecoming on Earth. 557 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:22,612 Man, that shit was hard. 558 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,097 I remember, one time, I did a comedy set there. 559 00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:26,616 Big-ass sold-out crowd. 560 00:21:26,754 --> 00:21:29,274 Ooh! How many shows have you sold out in L.A.? 561 00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:34,486 Babe. Nicole, this is Korey. 562 00:21:34,624 --> 00:21:36,764 Hey, what's up? Nice to meet you. 563 00:21:36,902 --> 00:21:40,389 I guess it's nice meeting you, too, Korey. 564 00:21:40,527 --> 00:21:42,632 Oh, yeah.I've heard so little about you. 565 00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:45,635 He is a comedian and he works with Maureen DeVoe. 566 00:21:45,636 --> 00:21:47,705 Yeah. I also run the day-to-day here at the studio, 567 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,500 get some free studio time for voice-overs. 568 00:21:49,501 --> 00:21:51,813 Maureen DeVoe hooked me up with big opportunities, so... 569 00:21:51,814 --> 00:21:53,505 Oh, that's great.Yeah. 570 00:21:53,506 --> 00:21:54,954 Because for a second, I thought you were trying to 571 00:21:54,955 --> 00:21:56,301 fuck my girlfriend.Uh... 572 00:21:56,439 --> 00:21:57,854 Oh.Yeah. 573 00:21:57,992 --> 00:21:59,580 But it's cool. 574 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,410 I'll watch. Oh. 575 00:22:01,548 --> 00:22:02,756 Okay. 576 00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:04,654 You missed a preview already, 577 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,207 but if you're down, 578 00:22:06,346 --> 00:22:10,004 maybe we can all watch the main feature together. 579 00:22:10,142 --> 00:22:13,180 I like movies.Mm. 580 00:22:13,318 --> 00:22:17,253 Well, we can see what the main feature hittin' on. 581 00:22:17,391 --> 00:22:18,910 You down with that? 582 00:22:18,911 --> 00:22:21,049 Hell yeah, I'm down with that! You down? I like movies. 583 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,602 Come on. Let's watch movies together. 584 00:22:22,603 --> 00:22:24,260 ♪ I need all the wins ♪ 585 00:22:24,398 --> 00:22:27,367 ♪ Yeah, ain't no L's, I gotta get it, no callin' quits ♪ 586 00:22:27,368 --> 00:22:29,160 ♪ Yeah, gotta keep on movin' ♪ 587 00:22:29,161 --> 00:22:30,886 So, this is what I was talking about the other day. 588 00:22:30,887 --> 00:22:32,474 I've already got agreements from 589 00:22:32,475 --> 00:22:34,374 Acai Forever and the notary office. 590 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,064 You and Derek make four plaintiffs. 591 00:22:36,065 --> 00:22:37,894 Now, I think I can get them to stop 592 00:22:38,032 --> 00:22:40,414 or offer way more than the buyout offer. 593 00:22:40,552 --> 00:22:43,141 Oh, you hired.I figured you'd have some sense, 594 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,523 so I've already got an agreement notarized. 595 00:22:45,661 --> 00:22:48,974 And circle right there is my retainer. 596 00:22:49,112 --> 00:22:50,631 You fired, yo. 597 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,392 I anticipated you'd say that. 598 00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:55,395 Not so rudely, but I am prepared 599 00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:57,120 to take 10% of my retainer 600 00:22:57,258 --> 00:23:00,434 and a weekly modest tab at the bar. 601 00:23:00,572 --> 00:23:02,471 How about that? 602 00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:05,266 Monthly. 603 00:23:05,405 --> 00:23:07,821 Monthly. Mm. 604 00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:09,547 Shake on it? 605 00:23:09,685 --> 00:23:11,825 I was prepared for quarterly, but, hey... 606 00:23:11,963 --> 00:23:13,171 [Laughs] 607 00:23:13,172 --> 00:23:15,206 Well, hey, is it too late to do the holiday blackouts? 608 00:23:15,207 --> 00:23:17,002 Uh, not a chance. 609 00:23:17,003 --> 00:23:18,865 And Miss Shyra told me that you was having 610 00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:20,765 a Halloween party around here? 611 00:23:20,903 --> 00:23:24,113 I already got my costume ordered. See your ass there. 612 00:23:24,251 --> 00:23:26,426 [Laughs] 613 00:23:27,058 --> 00:23:30,429 Thanks for giving me a ride, girl, 614 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:32,638 because those Uber surcharges were going to take me out. 615 00:23:32,639 --> 00:23:34,054 Girl, it is no problem. 616 00:23:34,192 --> 00:23:36,608 I needed a reason to get away from Nicole's ass. 617 00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:38,161 Trouble in paradise? 618 00:23:38,299 --> 00:23:41,130 No, actually, my really new thing 619 00:23:41,268 --> 00:23:43,063 just met my slightly old thing, 620 00:23:43,201 --> 00:23:45,030 and it all went down at the studio. 621 00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:46,858 Girl, a bitch's cup runneth over. 622 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,723 Girl, I don't even know what the hell that means, 623 00:23:48,724 --> 00:23:51,074 but I know that I would make a terrible lesbian. 624 00:23:51,075 --> 00:23:53,210 No, you probably better at eating pussy than you are 625 00:23:53,211 --> 00:23:54,419 at sucking dick, girl. 626 00:23:54,557 --> 00:23:58,561 Girl, look, stick to what you have. 627 00:23:58,699 --> 00:24:01,012 [Chuckles] Yeah, no. Come on. 628 00:24:01,013 --> 00:24:02,875 Don't knock it till you try it, girl. 629 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,393 Girl, I ain't knockin' nothing.It's that life. 630 00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:07,363 Okay?Whoo! Look at this house. 631 00:24:07,501 --> 00:24:09,434 Oh, wow!Damn! Okay, cobblestones. 632 00:24:09,572 --> 00:24:11,574 Z got old money.He sure do. This is - 633 00:24:11,712 --> 00:24:13,102 Welcome to my humble abode. 634 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,162 Hi! Hi! 635 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:15,543 Alright, alright. Come on in. 636 00:24:15,544 --> 00:24:17,338 This is nice, honey.Oh, my gosh. 637 00:24:17,477 --> 00:24:19,651 Look at this. This is nice! 638 00:24:19,652 --> 00:24:21,134 I've never been to Calabasas before, honey. 639 00:24:21,135 --> 00:24:22,653 This how you live when you're rich. 640 00:24:22,654 --> 00:24:24,000 Okay! Fancy! 641 00:24:24,138 --> 00:24:26,209 Hey, TaskRabbit, why did we come? 642 00:24:26,347 --> 00:24:27,694 I mean, you know... 643 00:24:27,695 --> 00:24:29,246 Not that I'm complaining, but I thought you 644 00:24:29,247 --> 00:24:31,075 invited us over early to help you out. 645 00:24:31,076 --> 00:24:32,837 Thank you.Well, the thing is, 646 00:24:32,975 --> 00:24:35,445 I didn't think y'all asses was going to be on time. 647 00:24:35,446 --> 00:24:37,426 But I was just bullshitting because I just wanted to kick it 648 00:24:37,427 --> 00:24:38,927 before everybody else arrive. 649 00:24:38,981 --> 00:24:41,397 Oh, so you missed us. 650 00:24:41,535 --> 00:24:43,226 No, I did. 651 00:24:43,364 --> 00:24:44,780 [Laughter] 652 00:24:44,781 --> 00:24:46,366 No, honestly, guys, I can't even think of a time 653 00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:48,023 where we did something other than the bar. 654 00:24:48,024 --> 00:24:50,060 Bitch, we literally just moved your ass in, remember? 655 00:24:50,061 --> 00:24:52,166 That don't count.I know what Shyra means. 656 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:53,650 Since Mahogany's been gone, 657 00:24:53,651 --> 00:24:55,755 we've all been caught up in our own bullshit, 658 00:24:55,756 --> 00:24:58,344 and I can be the first to admit that I've been spiraling 659 00:24:58,345 --> 00:25:00,899 since the white-firm incident.Shyra: Yeah, Reign. 660 00:25:01,037 --> 00:25:03,005 I, uh - I heard...Uh, eavesdropped. 661 00:25:03,006 --> 00:25:05,006 ...that you were helping out with the plaza case. 662 00:25:05,007 --> 00:25:06,766 You know I could lose my job, right? 663 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:08,354 I mean, is this even going to count towards you graduating? 664 00:25:08,355 --> 00:25:09,874 I don't know, Shy. 665 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:12,461 I'm currently moving every angle I can, even the sketchy ones. 666 00:25:12,462 --> 00:25:14,672 Oh, no. Be careful, boo. 667 00:25:14,673 --> 00:25:16,293 I mean, with all of our busy schedules, 668 00:25:16,294 --> 00:25:18,503 we need to remain as intentional as shit. 669 00:25:18,641 --> 00:25:21,161 Now, y'all know y'all can pull up on me anytime, 670 00:25:21,299 --> 00:25:22,611 and no invite needed. 671 00:25:22,749 --> 00:25:24,889 Girl, I ain't finna pull up on you, okay? 672 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:27,269 It could be Tom, Dick, or Harry's night, okay? 673 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:29,237 I'm not doing that. No shade, no judgment. 674 00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:31,654 Yeah, much shade and judgment, okay? 675 00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:35,071 Because I'm judging your spooky coochie, so we even, bitch. 676 00:25:35,209 --> 00:25:37,660 Ooh!Guys, also, no judgment. 677 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,385 Did you know Derek's about to be a whole father? 678 00:25:39,386 --> 00:25:41,796 Like, a whole father. Somebody really tried to - 679 00:25:41,802 --> 00:25:43,321 Girl, this catfish is good. 680 00:25:43,322 --> 00:25:44,908 Y'all need to come get some of this food Z made before 681 00:25:44,909 --> 00:25:46,013 everybody get here. 682 00:25:46,151 --> 00:25:48,119 Bring it in. Let's hug. 683 00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:50,259 Yes. Mm-hmm. 684 00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:52,778 Oh, what is that vibrating? Is that your phone? 685 00:25:52,779 --> 00:25:55,297 Now, y'all know I got double-A batteries and dick on - 686 00:25:55,298 --> 00:25:57,300 Come on, Mish.Yes, it's my phone, girl. 687 00:25:57,301 --> 00:25:59,060 Remind me to get a Google number next time. 688 00:25:59,061 --> 00:26:00,682 Everybody been blowing me up about directions. 689 00:26:00,683 --> 00:26:02,029 Read the invite.Right. 690 00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:03,823 Don't nobody got time for this.Oh, no. Hell no. 691 00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:05,136 Unh-unh.[Sighs] 692 00:26:05,137 --> 00:26:07,137 Okay, so, what we drinking? Some Moscato? 693 00:26:07,138 --> 00:26:09,243 Moscato? You got to cool that, kid. 694 00:26:09,244 --> 00:26:10,865 How about you take a shot of tequila? 695 00:26:10,866 --> 00:26:12,833 Yes. Give me a shot. Yes. 696 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,421 ♪ ...step, it's a lay-up ♪ 697 00:26:14,422 --> 00:26:16,560 ♪ My life like a movie, and it's a trailer ♪ 698 00:26:16,561 --> 00:26:18,838 ♪ Cheffin' in my kitchen got me trying to get my cake up ♪ 699 00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:21,530 ♪ I thank God for all that's coming to me now, straight up ♪ 700 00:26:21,531 --> 00:26:24,224 ♪ Ball in my court, how I step, it's a lay-up ♪ 701 00:26:24,225 --> 00:26:26,363 ♪ Just keep movin', it's a trailer ♪ 702 00:26:26,364 --> 00:26:28,020 ♪ Cheffin' in my kitchen got me trying to get my cake up ♪ 703 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,816 Oh, hey, guys.Hey, y'all. 704 00:26:29,954 --> 00:26:31,852 Hey, what's up? 705 00:26:32,404 --> 00:26:34,683 Happy birthday, Z.Ooh! Thank you, Nicole. 706 00:26:34,821 --> 00:26:37,340 I got you a gift. Okay. 707 00:26:37,341 --> 00:26:39,928 I noticed that you didn't buy anything at the opening, 708 00:26:39,929 --> 00:26:41,620 but it's cool, because I thought of something 709 00:26:41,621 --> 00:26:44,589 that you would like, and maybe you could use it tonight. 710 00:26:44,727 --> 00:26:46,349 Ooh. 711 00:26:46,729 --> 00:26:47,868 Uh, you know what? 712 00:26:47,869 --> 00:26:49,420 I think I'm gonna put it in the room 713 00:26:49,421 --> 00:26:52,597 so it doesn't get mixed in with the other gifts. 714 00:26:52,735 --> 00:26:54,426 Thank you. 715 00:26:54,806 --> 00:26:56,670 Please tell me you did not give them 716 00:26:56,808 --> 00:26:58,983 the motorized fuck machine.Hell no! 717 00:26:59,121 --> 00:27:00,847 Oh.That cost $500. 718 00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:02,849 I don't like them that much. 719 00:27:02,987 --> 00:27:05,127 So, you mean to tell me you don't li- 720 00:27:05,265 --> 00:27:07,060 Babe, babe, babe, come on, now. 721 00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:10,476 Like, a lot of these friendships are friendships of convenience. 722 00:27:10,477 --> 00:27:13,306 Half these people you won't even be besties with in five years. 723 00:27:13,307 --> 00:27:15,102 Nicole! 724 00:27:17,449 --> 00:27:19,348 You know what? 725 00:27:20,245 --> 00:27:22,006 Hey, girl.What's up, girl? 726 00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:24,766 Damn, Evette! When'd you get here? 727 00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,182 About 15 minutes ago. 728 00:27:26,183 --> 00:27:28,425 But my nose led me right into the kitchen, okay? 729 00:27:28,426 --> 00:27:30,773 Who put they foot in this étouffée? 730 00:27:30,911 --> 00:27:32,188 That would be Z. 731 00:27:32,189 --> 00:27:34,051 I think you met him at the erotic boutique. 732 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:35,675 Weird cutie with the booty? 733 00:27:35,813 --> 00:27:37,193 Mm-hmm!Okay. 734 00:27:37,331 --> 00:27:38,539 Girl, where's Jamal? 735 00:27:38,678 --> 00:27:39,920 Oh, he's at home. 736 00:27:39,921 --> 00:27:41,887 His team lost the first round of playoffs, 737 00:27:41,888 --> 00:27:43,648 so he wanted to be by himself. 738 00:27:43,649 --> 00:27:46,546 Oh, is he pouting because he didn't get to play in the game? 739 00:27:46,547 --> 00:27:49,204 You're preaching to the motherfucking choir, okay? 740 00:27:49,205 --> 00:27:51,276 He's all sad, but he's on the East Coast, 741 00:27:51,414 --> 00:27:54,038 and, you know, I'm only for the ups, not the downs. 742 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,486 You know what? That's the next lesson 743 00:27:55,487 --> 00:27:57,179 you need to teach me, girl.Oh, okay. 744 00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:59,905 What else have you been teaching our impressionable Shyra? 745 00:27:59,906 --> 00:28:02,805 Because whatever it is, I hope it's making an impression. 746 00:28:02,943 --> 00:28:06,015 Hey! Hey! 747 00:28:06,153 --> 00:28:07,879 What's up? You look cute. 748 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,708 Hey, Evette, I'd shake your hand, 749 00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:11,054 but I don't want to lose a finger. 750 00:28:11,055 --> 00:28:12,883 I'm glad you enjoy the Cajun cuisine. 751 00:28:12,884 --> 00:28:14,265 Now, you did that, okay? 752 00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:16,393 I usually go out on the weekends, okay, 753 00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:18,515 to a nice, fine dinner, but I'm gonna need 754 00:28:18,545 --> 00:28:21,555 a to-go plate, or do you do catering services or something? 755 00:28:21,582 --> 00:28:22,756 I just enjoy cooking. 756 00:28:22,757 --> 00:28:24,619 It's a great stress reliever and hobby. 757 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,794 I just love doing it. 758 00:28:25,795 --> 00:28:27,622 Well, my boyfriend has a big tailgate party 759 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:30,384 coming up for the alma mater after Thanksgiving. 760 00:28:30,522 --> 00:28:32,766 Word? What's his name?Yo, I am starving. 761 00:28:32,904 --> 00:28:35,458 See, I know you been here throwing down. 762 00:28:35,596 --> 00:28:37,150 What is it? Etouffée. 763 00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:38,771 Tell me what you think. I can't even pronounce that. 764 00:28:38,772 --> 00:28:41,119 Is there pork in that?All this hot air in here. 765 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,258 Z, you want to go outside with me for a bit? 766 00:28:43,259 --> 00:28:44,605 Yep. 767 00:28:44,744 --> 00:28:47,367 What's wrong with her?Be nice to her. 768 00:28:47,368 --> 00:28:49,023 Right. I can't have you picking on my girl like you 769 00:28:49,024 --> 00:28:50,508 on the playground. 770 00:28:50,509 --> 00:28:52,578 Her bestie just moved, and here you are bullying her. 771 00:28:52,579 --> 00:28:54,166 What? You like her or something? 772 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,892 The big-head girl that's always talking about me? 773 00:28:55,893 --> 00:28:59,586 Look, yo, I'm good on the toxic relationships. 774 00:28:59,724 --> 00:29:02,194 Nigga, somehow, I feel like you'rethe toxic one. 775 00:29:02,313 --> 00:29:03,363 so be nice. 776 00:29:03,364 --> 00:29:05,280 You know she's going through a lot right now. 777 00:29:05,281 --> 00:29:08,319 I completely forgot about the shit she's going through. 778 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:09,907 Yo, but I'm glad 779 00:29:09,908 --> 00:29:11,804 she finally told you guys about the abortion. 780 00:29:11,805 --> 00:29:14,082 Yeah, she told me y'all would probably not understand, 781 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,602 but I knew you would. 782 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:18,390 And, plus, y'all be fucking up way more than she does. 783 00:29:19,813 --> 00:29:21,090 Am I right, Evette? 784 00:29:21,228 --> 00:29:23,713 Do we? 785 00:29:23,852 --> 00:29:24,922 ♪ Bounce ♪ 786 00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:31,894 ♪♪ 787 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,550 Hey, please talk to your friend. 788 00:29:33,551 --> 00:29:35,448 He called me like three times looking for directions. 789 00:29:35,449 --> 00:29:37,244 I am not valet.Oh, I get it. 790 00:29:37,245 --> 00:29:39,107 You're trying to distract me while you go get the cake, huh? 791 00:29:39,108 --> 00:29:40,903 Boy... [Laughs] 792 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:44,216 Can you distract him while I light the candles? 793 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:46,598 [Cellphone chimes] 794 00:29:46,736 --> 00:29:48,669 Excuse me. Pardon me. 795 00:29:48,808 --> 00:29:50,948 Excuse me. Mm-hmm. 796 00:29:51,086 --> 00:29:53,398 Hey, Z! 797 00:29:53,536 --> 00:29:55,366 Hey.Happy birthday. Happy birthday. 798 00:29:55,504 --> 00:29:57,540 Thank you. Thank you guys for coming. 799 00:29:57,678 --> 00:29:59,335 Thank you. 800 00:29:59,473 --> 00:30:02,131 So, what's Reign up to? He, uh, sneaking away? 801 00:30:02,269 --> 00:30:03,961 Uh...huh? Who's Reign? 802 00:30:04,099 --> 00:30:08,931 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 803 00:30:09,069 --> 00:30:13,798 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 804 00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:18,768 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Z ♪ 805 00:30:18,907 --> 00:30:24,050 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 806 00:30:24,188 --> 00:30:26,397 [All cheering] 807 00:30:29,055 --> 00:30:31,816 ♪♪ 808 00:30:31,954 --> 00:30:34,992 Coming up on next week's "A La Carte" menu... 809 00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:38,029 [Laughs] This boy crazy. 810 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:41,481 Now, why are you leaving me on read, baby? 811 00:30:41,619 --> 00:30:46,693 ♪♪ 812 00:30:46,831 --> 00:30:48,641 Okay, daddy, tell me how you like it. 813 00:30:48,695 --> 00:30:49,765 That's good. 814 00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,352 That's good. Just finish me off. 815 00:30:51,353 --> 00:30:53,286 [Moans] 816 00:30:53,424 --> 00:30:54,701 [Scoffs] 817 00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:57,600 Alvin, this is my friend Shyra. 818 00:30:57,738 --> 00:30:59,602 Pleasure's all mine. 819 00:31:02,122 --> 00:31:03,710 Ooh, yeah - Ooh! 820 00:31:03,711 --> 00:31:05,262 ♪ And I lived to tell the tale ♪ 821 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,815 Mom, why are you here a day early? 822 00:31:06,816 --> 00:31:08,956 And what does she mean by "our trifling-ass daddy?" 823 00:31:08,957 --> 00:31:10,372 Who the fuck are you? 824 00:31:10,510 --> 00:31:13,409 ♪♪ 825 00:31:13,547 --> 00:31:15,477 ♪ Look, tell that man no trouble ♪ 826 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,890 ♪ I don't want beef, man, I just want vibes ♪ 827 00:31:17,891 --> 00:31:20,657 ♪ Big man like me, no need for the telephone hype ♪ 828 00:31:20,658 --> 00:31:22,314 ♪ I got too much getting online ♪ 829 00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:23,798 ♪ One rule, then dead 'em on sight ♪ 830 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,765 ♪ Wrong move, I bet they gonna ride ♪ 831 00:31:25,766 --> 00:31:27,936 ♪ No need for the telephone hype, nah ♪ 832 00:31:27,937 --> 00:31:29,424 ♪ No need for the snoozin' ♪ 833 00:31:29,425 --> 00:31:31,185 ♪ Big whip outside, I'm cruisin' ♪ 834 00:31:31,186 --> 00:31:32,807 ♪ Big stick inside, no losin' ♪ 835 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:35,016 ♪ Better watch out for the slick and Judases ♪ 836 00:31:35,017 --> 00:31:36,431 ♪ Don't ask them who this is ♪ 837 00:31:36,432 --> 00:31:38,157 ♪ I bet they know what I'm movin' in ♪ 838 00:31:38,158 --> 00:31:39,572 ♪ I bet I show what we're into again ♪ 839 00:31:39,573 --> 00:31:42,266 ♪ How you hatin', then lose again? ♪ 840 00:31:42,404 --> 00:31:44,199 ♪ How you hatin' my vibes? ♪ 841 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,647 ♪ Why you wastin' my time? ♪ 842 00:31:45,648 --> 00:31:47,208 ♪ Gettin' hype on my lines ♪ 843 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,719 ♪ Tell the man I don't want feedback ♪ 844 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,376 ♪ I just wanna relax, brand-new whip ♪ 845 00:31:50,377 --> 00:31:51,930 ♪ Two-tone, I need that brand-new hit ♪ 846 00:31:51,931 --> 00:31:53,759 ♪ You know, like "Lean Back," brand-new bits ♪ 847 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,623 ♪ I live and we pack, man, you never gonna lie ♪ 848 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,212 ♪ Get 'em on sight, now let 'em all light that way ♪ 849 00:31:58,213 --> 00:31:59,730 ♪ They know I'm all righteous ♪ 850 00:31:59,731 --> 00:32:01,318 ♪ Look at my life, I'm livin' alright ♪ 851 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,906 ♪ I'm nice, you know I'm alright ♪ 852 00:32:02,907 --> 00:32:04,563 ♪ Looking like twice, no need for the hype ♪ 853 00:32:04,564 --> 00:32:06,323 ♪ Or fight or telephone vipers ♪ 854 00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:08,325 ♪ No need for the telephone vipers ♪ 855 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:09,706 ♪ No need for the liars ♪ 856 00:32:09,707 --> 00:32:11,294 ♪ I don't watch the moves of criers ♪ 857 00:32:11,295 --> 00:32:12,881 ♪ I got much to do, I'm biased ♪ 858 00:32:12,882 --> 00:32:15,112 ♪ Big bosses move in silence, watch it ♪ 859 00:32:15,230 --> 00:32:16,610 ♪ No need for the liars ♪ 860 00:32:16,611 --> 00:32:18,197 ♪ I don't watch the moves of criers ♪ 861 00:32:18,198 --> 00:32:19,889 ♪ I got much to do, I'm biased ♪ 862 00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:21,614 ♪ Big bosses move in silence ♪ 863 00:32:21,615 --> 00:32:23,295 ♪ Yeah, me, I'm movin' quiet ♪ 864 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:24,998 ♪ Ask me, I need an island ♪ 865 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,723 ♪ New watches, perfect timing ♪ 866 00:32:26,724 --> 00:32:28,552 ♪ No need for the surface shinin' ♪ 867 00:32:28,553 --> 00:32:30,623 ♪ Ask me, I need me a few, I need me an island ♪ 868 00:32:30,624 --> 00:32:32,177 ♪ I'm keepin' it true, the man ♪ 869 00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:33,730 ♪ I'm wild, I'm keepin' it cool ♪ 870 00:32:33,731 --> 00:32:35,559 ♪ No need for the telephone hype from you ♪ 871 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,803 ♪ You, yeah ♪ ♪ Tell that man no trouble ♪ 872 00:32:37,804 --> 00:32:39,356 ♪ I don't want beef, man, I just want vibes ♪ 873 00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:40,876 ♪ I just want vibes ♪ 874 00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:43,050 ♪ Big man like me, no need for the telephone hype ♪ 875 00:32:43,051 --> 00:32:44,672 ♪ I got too much getting online ♪ 876 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,467 ♪ One rule, then dead 'em on sight ♪ 877 00:32:46,468 --> 00:32:48,055 ♪ Wrong move, I bet they gonna ride ♪ 878 00:32:48,056 --> 00:32:51,162 ♪ No need for the telephone hype, yeah ♪ 879 00:32:51,212 --> 00:32:55,762 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 65837

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