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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,391 [Upbeat instrumental music] 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,038 - What are you doing? - Admiring Riley from afar. 3 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,517 That's the way she likes it with you. 4 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,995 Afar. 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,354 Look at her. 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,030 She's like a goddess with Go-GURT. 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,159 Ha ve you ever seen anything more beautiful? 8 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:32,519 You know, some people think that there is quite a family resemblance. 9 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,632 Sorry, I don't see it. 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,477 Can I ask you something? 11 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,791 If you were Riley, would you like me? 12 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,111 - I like you, Larry. - Yeah? 13 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,074 I mean as a boyfriend. 14 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,231 CHLOE: Larry, don't push it. LARRY: Okay. 15 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,630 Because I've never really had a girlfriend. 16 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,393 Imagine my shock. 17 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,038 Listen, we'll just be friends, okay? 18 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,277 So, let me get this straight. 19 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,353 - You're a girl who is my friend. - Right. 20 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,156 - Can I tell people that? - Sure. 21 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:06,870 Wow. 22 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,271 Chloe Carlson is my girlfriend. 23 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,592 Hey, Tony, guess what? 24 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:16,757 Listen to me. If you value your life, Chloe Carlson is a girl who is your friend. 25 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,680 Never ever run those two words together. 26 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,275 - Okay? - Okay. 27 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:32,872 Now that we're friends, I can ask your advice about stuff, right? 28 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,839 Yeah, I guess that would now fall under our new arrangement. 29 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,389 So, how do I get Riley to like me? 30 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,991 This could be an interesting challenge. 31 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:45,040 First thing you have to do is stop being so desperate. 32 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,433 That's a tough one. 33 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,957 How about a new hairstyle? 34 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,315 Or just wash the old one. 35 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,753 That is a thought. 36 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,754 I think I've got it. 37 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,156 We have to get a positive buzz going about you. 38 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,278 If other people think you're popular, then Riley might, too. 39 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,396 I get it. 40 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:09,190 So what you're saying is if Riley sees other kids acting like I'm popular... 41 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,192 then she might like me. 42 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,995 This is going to take a lot of cash. 43 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,591 [Theme song plays] 44 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,149 [Upbeat instrumental music] 45 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,350 Sand. 46 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,314 The mortal enemy of a clean beach house. 47 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,549 Are you all right? 48 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,951 I'm in a permanent pucker. 49 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,475 I'm so sorry. 50 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,913 It's okay. I am beginning to feel my face. 51 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,118 My tongue, my teeth. 52 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,510 My lips are tingling. 53 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,035 I have never been kissed by an appliance before. 54 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,271 And I'll tell you something... 55 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,639 I don't hate it. 56 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,630 [Doorbell rings] 57 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,639 Just rest your pucker. I'll get it. 58 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,679 I'm Fireman Jack Arnold from Malibu station house. 59 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,634 I'm Macy. 60 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,592 I'm going around to all the homeowners in the neighborhood... 61 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,751 to remind them that it's brushfire season. 62 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,230 I wanted to leave some information on brush clearance... 63 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,357 and emergency procedures. 64 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,116 What? 65 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,352 Listen, Macy, I just transferred out here to Malibu... 66 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,512 and I don't get a chance to meet that many attractive women. 67 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,832 Except generally after they've inhaled a lot of smoke. 68 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:33,034 I guess it's kind of hard to hit on someone wearing an oxygen mask. 69 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,195 Look, if you ever want to know more information about fire prevention... 70 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,351 my number at the station is on the pamphlet. 71 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,080 - Thanks. - If you ever want to start a fire... 72 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,793 here's my number at home. 73 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,432 [Laughs teasingly] 74 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,397 Is it hot in here or is it just him? 75 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,270 Come on, stop that. 76 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,637 Jake and I have only been separated six months. 77 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,918 I'm not ready for that. 78 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,837 I want the best for you and Mr. Carlson. 79 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,480 But a trial separation means you have to try new things... 80 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,280 like maybe a ride on that dude's truck. 81 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,435 Manny! 82 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,355 Don't you have work to do? 83 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,158 It is such a pleasure to work for Mrs. Carlson... 84 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:41,154 because she hasn't had a date in what, about six months. 85 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,271 [Upbeat pop music plays] 86 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,193 He is so cool. 87 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,877 He's off the hook. 88 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,756 What a hottie. 89 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,071 Did you just see Larry being cool? 90 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,029 I think we better check that out again. 91 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,396 [Tape rewinding] 92 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,358 He is so cool. 93 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,833 He is off the hook. 94 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,193 What a hottie. 95 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,119 Okay, okay. I guess the camera doesn't lie. 96 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,754 Here you go. 97 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,517 My lunch. Enjoy. 98 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,912 Spiderman number 301. 99 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,391 It's the one where he saves Silver Sable... 100 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,393 from the revenge-seeking son of a Nazi war criminal. 101 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,674 It's a classic. 102 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,880 - I hate to see you like this. - What? 103 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,519 Look at you. You're listless. 104 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,796 - I skipped lunch. - You're pale. 105 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,270 I try to stay out of the sun. I freckle. 106 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,594 Stop it. You're a shell of Larry. 107 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:14,637 And a shell of Larry is not even as good as a whole Larry. 108 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,191 And all this over a girl? 109 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,520 Not just a girl, man. This is Riley Carlson. 110 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,474 - She's like this beautiful-- - Yeah. 111 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,598 She's a flower, she's the sun, she's the moon. Whatever. 112 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,160 Pull yourself together. 113 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,278 You're right. I'm going to pull myself together. 114 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,589 - There she is, man. Help me out, please. - I know. 115 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,039 You know what, her sister said that if she saw me... 116 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:45,314 and other kids acting like I'm popular, then she might like me. 117 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,790 - Could you maybe go over there.... - And talk you up? 118 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,837 - Please, Tony. - You know what... 119 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,879 I'm your friend, so you just watch and learn. 120 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,639 [Loudly] What's that, Larry? 121 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,120 [Laughing loudly] 122 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,358 Larry, you're great. That is so good. 123 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,399 That Larry just cracks me up. 124 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,240 Is that Larry a funny guy or what? 125 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,198 [Upbeat instrumental music] 126 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,919 JAKE: Thanks for the lift, Manny. 127 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,879 Tedi borrowed my jeep to go do charity work. 128 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,517 Perhaps she did not want her Porsche to smell like poor people. 129 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:38,391 Well, that was a trip to go to El Segundo to the distressed food store. 130 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,279 Yeah, a lot of people don't know about that place. 131 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,035 I'm on a budget now. 132 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,760 You can get a lot of great deals on damaged canned goods. 133 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:49,516 They were practically giving away this can of bent peaches. 134 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,552 Of all the places I've been in my life... 135 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,520 I've never seen a can of slightly irregular soup. 136 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,030 Where does this go? 137 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,717 Stick it in the cabinet between the day-old bread and the government cheese. 138 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,473 When I was working... 139 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:08,440 it was amazing how much money I wasted on federally-inspected food. 140 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,071 Look at the deal I got on this tuna. 141 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,238 I can't believe people take those expiration dates so seriously. 142 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,596 '82 was a very good year for tuna. 143 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,759 Anyway, Manny, thanks for driving me around like this. 144 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,879 - What do you say you stay for lunch? - No. 145 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:28,032 And I don't think you should stay for lunch either. 146 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,110 [Knocking on door] 147 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,915 Hello, I'm Fire Marshal Jill Carter. 148 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,590 It's brushfire season and we're alerting everyone in the neighborhood... 149 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,319 about safety procedures. 150 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,271 What? What a terrific idea. That is a great program. 151 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:51,433 I'm a big environmentalist, you know. I believe in protecting our forests. 152 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,752 I recycle. I separate everything. Paper, plastic, cans. 153 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,678 Want to see my trash? 154 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,117 Look at this, isn't that beautiful. 155 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,914 Don't get the wrong idea. My dad is not a dork. 156 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,150 He's just nervous. 157 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,153 He hasn't been on a date with anyone but Mom in 16 years. 158 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,516 I'm sure he was better at it back then. 159 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,037 I always keep one of these around the house. 160 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,679 The trick is, though... 161 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,070 you got to know how to use it. 162 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,194 My dad is not a dork. 163 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,909 My dad is not a dork. 164 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:29,117 CHLOE: However, here's someone who cannot make that claim. 165 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,233 - One more try. - Okay. 166 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,035 Larry! 167 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,720 [Choking] 168 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,595 Did you like that? 169 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,275 I know six different ways to drink milk through a straw. 170 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,750 And only two of them include my mouth. 171 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,150 Your mother must be very proud. 172 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,391 Who do you think taught me? 173 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,272 What's going on with you and Riley? You were supposed to talk me up. 174 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,033 You guys are getting awfully friendly. 175 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,589 How's she gonna believe me if she doesn't trust me? 176 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,273 Larry, baby, listen to Tony. 177 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,320 By the time I'm done with Riley, she's gonna be crazy about you. 178 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,517 - You're sure? - Am I sure? 179 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,475 - You're like a brother to me. - My brother hates me. 180 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,677 I'm sure he's got his reasons. Forget about him. 181 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,717 Tony won't let you down. 182 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,872 - You sure, man? - Guy, would Tony lie to you? 183 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,629 Of course not. 184 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,315 In fact, I've got a study date with Riley tonight. 185 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,960 And you know I don't study. 186 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,316 I'm going to go to her house for the whole night... 187 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,437 just to tell her how cool a guy you are. 188 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:40,150 - But don't you think-- - Don't try to thank me. Tony knows. 189 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,832 [Soft instrumental music] 190 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,954 TV ANNOUNCER: California brushfire... 191 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,952 season has begun with a vengeance. 192 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,839 Southern California brushfire season has begun with a vengeance. 193 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,992 TV ANNOUNCER: Three separate fires began near the Ventura County line. 194 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,152 - That's not even close to us. - That's close enough. 195 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,232 TV ANNOUNCER: No structures ha ve been threatened. 196 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,312 So far, no structures have been threatened. 197 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,950 TV ANNOUNCER: Fire fighters are hopeful of containment in the next 36 hours. 198 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:11,238 And fire fighters are hopeful of containment in 36 hours. 199 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,316 TV ANNOUNCER: Unless Santa Ana winds kick up tonight creating a new firestorm. 200 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,595 Shut up. 201 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:20,833 This guy with the big hair on Channel 3 is a bummer, dude. 202 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:25,149 Look how Oprah's weight is yo-yoing again. 203 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,593 Here's the next study question. 204 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:35,600 In the 13th century, Genghis Khan led his Mongol hordes into Asia... 205 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,911 destroying everything in their paths. 206 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,993 What are the chief lessons that can be learned from this event? 207 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,117 Don't buy real estate near the Mongols. 208 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,034 Come on. We should really do this extra credit report. 209 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,760 I don't usually do the regular credit. 210 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,957 You know, Riley, there's something really special about you. 211 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,909 [Larry yelling] 212 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,710 [Yelling] Larry! 213 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,391 Okay, sometimes you just get caught up in the moment. 214 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,272 I'm gonna go upside your head, bubba. 215 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:22,752 Okay, kids, everybody just calm down. Everything's gonna be fine. 216 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,555 That little fire just jumped across the creek. 217 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,996 They're evacuating everyone up to the school. 218 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,710 But I'm sure it's just a precaution. I'm sure there's no reason to panic. 219 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,238 Okay, women, children, nannies first. 220 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,474 - Where's Chloe? - She's upstairs, packing. 221 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,871 She's trying to save her cutest outfits. She's a brave little chica. 222 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:46,273 You know, not many kids can accessorize that well during a natural disaster. 223 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,638 Manny, you take the kids, pack everything in the SUV. 224 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,040 I am gonna call Jake. 225 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,680 He's up there alone in his trailer without his car. 226 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,832 I have to go save the Del Valle family recipes. 227 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,231 It is an awesome responsibility to be entrusted with the knowledge... 228 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,994 of over three hundred things to do to a chicken. 229 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,315 Come on, Jake, pick up. 230 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,630 Pick up! 231 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,070 [Telephone ringing] 232 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,160 [Power tool whirring] 233 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,470 [Instrumental pop music] 234 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,439 MISS WESTMORE: All right, people. You'll find cots and blankets in the cafeteria. 235 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:32,476 I want the boys' cots on this side. I want the girls' cots on that side. 236 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,630 You mean, the boys and girls are gonna be sleeping in the same room? 237 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,680 Some will be sleeping. I will be watching. 238 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,712 I'm worried about Mom and Dad. 239 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,952 Don't worry. I'm sure they'll be here any second. 240 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:52,157 - This spot taken? - Yes, it is. 241 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,634 He kissed you? 242 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,832 - So? - So what? 243 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,517 I need details. Long? Short? Dry? Wet? Give me something here. 244 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,399 I haven't got that much to compare it to. 245 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,519 Plus, it was kind of a sneak attack. I wasn't ready. 246 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,071 - He didn't miss, did he? - No, he definitely got lips. 247 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:18,839 I'd put some lip-gloss on before, so there was a little slippage. 248 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,150 That's good to know. Bottom line, how was it? 249 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,354 Well, I didn't hate it. 250 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,874 - Sorry, man. - No, I'm sorry. 251 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,632 [Larry stammering] 252 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,511 No, it wasn't me. 253 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,549 [Upbeat instrumental music] 254 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,550 [Insistent knocking on door] 255 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,595 TEDI: Jake! Is anybody home? 256 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,592 Jake, you're all right. 257 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,117 I was feeling a little down. I miss the kids. 258 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,272 I'm trying to keep busy. I'm fixing up the place, building shelves. 259 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,512 No, there's a fire. I brought your jeep back to get you out of here. 260 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,876 - Are Macy and the kids okay? - They're at the school. 261 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,316 I talked to Manuelo, then the cell phone dropped out. 262 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,869 Come on, people are fleeing. Homes are being destroyed. 263 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,236 We gotta evacuate. It's the end of the world outside. 264 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,834 So you stopped to get dressed up? 265 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,674 I got it on sale. This is the new Wonderbustier. 266 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,479 Isn't it wonderful? 267 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,394 It is a wonder, and it is full. 268 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,872 I wore it to the Veterans Hospital. 269 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,952 I go to visit the wards and cheer the guys up. 270 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,679 I bet they like that. 271 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,912 I'll say. I actually got pinched by a guy in a coma. 272 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,914 - We've got to get you out of here. - Let me just grab a few things. 273 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,273 What is here that you'd possibly want to save? 274 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,559 You're right. Let me just put my pants on. 275 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,835 [Knocking on door] 276 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,509 Jake, I was worried that you're.... 277 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,152 Not wearing any pants. 278 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,956 Stop looking at her with that dopey stare. 279 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,236 That is my dopey stare. 280 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,834 Mom and Dad should have been here by now. Aren't you worried? 281 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,434 Of course, I'm worried. 282 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,514 I've already put on nine coats of this stuff. I'm gonna OD on strawberry lip balm. 283 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,959 It's not what you think. 284 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:37,231 - What do you think I think? - We both know what you thought. 285 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,313 You were jealous. You thought Tedi and I were, you know.... 286 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,474 Is that what you thought? Oh, honey, please. 287 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,919 It's not that funny. 288 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,358 - I just came here to save him. - Fine. Save him. 289 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,514 - Honey, I don't want him. You save him. - No, I don't want to save him now. 290 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,831 Never mind. I'll save myself. 291 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,394 Can one of you guys give me a lift? 292 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,197 JAKE: I guess the wind changed. MACY: Oh, my God, we're trapped. 293 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,119 Oh, my God, this is a nightmare. 294 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,637 I know. Look at my skin. Even my T-zone dried up. 295 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,916 I gotta book a moisture pack. 296 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,992 Oh, no. The lines are jammed. 297 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:22,757 Well, yes, the cell lines are often jammed when you're in the middle of an inferno. 298 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,992 Do you think that helicopter saw us? 299 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,232 If he missed me waving this, it really is over. 300 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,112 Okay, this could be our last few minutes on Earth. 301 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,998 I need to write the girls a letter. 302 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,959 Jake, where do you keep the fireproof paper? 303 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:42,400 - Fireproof paper. Have you lost your mind? - You're right. 304 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,718 Oh, my God. Here. 305 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:49,120 Hey, help! Choppers! My God, we're saved! 306 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,998 Hey, guys! Over here! 307 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,954 I have to sit up front. I get chopper-sick. 308 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,517 Level with me. I know you didn't want to hurt Macy's feelings before. 309 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,434 Are you saying that with this inferno closing in around us... 310 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,590 and you and I were alone... 311 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,717 and you knew we only had a few minutes left... 312 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,474 you still wouldn't, you know.... With me? 313 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,631 Are you 100% sure we'd die? 314 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,720 Yeah. 315 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,797 RILEY: Mom, Dad, you're okay. 316 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,910 We've been totally stressed out. 317 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,275 I've been such a wreck. I was chain-glossing. 318 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,238 Folks, I wanna make an announcement. 319 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,950 We expect full containment by morning, and you can all return to your homes. 320 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,071 Now, this is my idea of my last three minutes on Earth. 321 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,960 Mine, too. 322 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,311 All right, somebody just throw me back in the fire. 323 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,110 Mr. and Mrs. Carlson. Thank God you're okay. 324 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,671 I've done everything to make sure the girls were okay while you were gone. 325 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,151 I know what you've been doing. Chloe told me what's been going on... 326 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,755 and how hard Larry's been trying to get me to like him. 327 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,992 That's right. My man Larry has a really sweet spot for you. 328 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,834 You said you were gonna help him, and then you didn't. 329 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,798 You turned on your friend. 330 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,839 He's true, and he cares, and he's loyal. 331 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,039 I mean, yeah, he's goofy, and annoying, and he tries way too hard. 332 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,750 And he's got that horrible overbite so he kind of sprays you when he laughs-- 333 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,072 "Loyal" would have been a good place to just stop. 334 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,360 But I'd choose Larry over you any day. 335 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,272 So you can just get lost. 336 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,159 I like it when a girl plays hard to get. 337 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,671 So, Riley, does this mean that you're my girlfriend? 338 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,274 Are you insane? 339 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,194 It's a start. 340 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,356 [Upbeat instrumental music] 341 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,714 [Theme song plays] 342 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,350 English - SDH 27340

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