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[Upbeat instrumental music]
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- What are you doing?
- Admiring Riley from afar.
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That's the way she likes it with you.
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Afar.
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Look at her.
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She's like a goddess with Go-GURT.
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Ha ve you ever seen
anything more beautiful?
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You know, some people think that
there is quite a family resemblance.
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Sorry, I don't see it.
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Can I ask you something?
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If you were Riley, would you like me?
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- I like you, Larry.
- Yeah?
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I mean as a boyfriend.
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CHLOE: Larry, don't push it.
LARRY: Okay.
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Because I've never really had a girlfriend.
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Imagine my shock.
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Listen, we'll just be friends, okay?
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So, let me get this straight.
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- You're a girl who is my friend.
- Right.
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- Can I tell people that?
- Sure.
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Wow.
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Chloe Carlson is my girlfriend.
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Hey, Tony, guess what?
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Listen to me. If you value your life,
Chloe Carlson is a girl who is your friend.
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Never ever run those two words together.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Now that we're friends,
I can ask your advice about stuff, right?
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Yeah, I guess that would now fall under
our new arrangement.
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So, how do I get Riley to like me?
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This could be an interesting challenge.
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First thing you have to do
is stop being so desperate.
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That's a tough one.
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How about a new hairstyle?
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Or just wash the old one.
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That is a thought.
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I think I've got it.
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We have to get a positive buzz
going about you.
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If other people think you're popular,
then Riley might, too.
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I get it.
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So what you're saying is if Riley sees
other kids acting like I'm popular...
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then she might like me.
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This is going to take a lot of cash.
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[Theme song plays]
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[Upbeat instrumental music]
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Sand.
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The mortal enemy of a clean beach house.
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Are you all right?
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I'm in a permanent pucker.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's okay. I am beginning to feel my face.
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My tongue, my teeth.
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My lips are tingling.
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I have never been kissed
by an appliance before.
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And I'll tell you something...
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I don't hate it.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Just rest your pucker. I'll get it.
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I'm Fireman Jack Arnold
from Malibu station house.
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I'm Macy.
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I'm going around to all the homeowners
in the neighborhood...
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to remind them that it's brushfire season.
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I wanted to leave some information
on brush clearance...
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and emergency procedures.
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What?
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Listen, Macy,
I just transferred out here to Malibu...
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and I don't get a chance
to meet that many attractive women.
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Except generally after they've
inhaled a lot of smoke.
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I guess it's kind of hard to
hit on someone wearing an oxygen mask.
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Look, if you ever want to know
more information about fire prevention...
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my number at the station
is on the pamphlet.
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- Thanks.
- If you ever want to start a fire...
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here's my number at home.
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[Laughs teasingly]
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Is it hot in here or is it just him?
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Come on, stop that.
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Jake and I have only been separated
six months.
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I'm not ready for that.
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I want the best for you and Mr. Carlson.
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But a trial separation means
you have to try new things...
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like maybe a ride on that dude's truck.
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Manny!
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Don't you have work to do?
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It is such a pleasure
to work for Mrs. Carlson...
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because she hasn't had a date
in what, about six months.
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[Upbeat pop music plays]
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He is so cool.
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He's off the hook.
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What a hottie.
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Did you just see Larry being cool?
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I think we better check that out again.
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[Tape rewinding]
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He is so cool.
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He is off the hook.
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What a hottie.
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Okay, okay. I guess the camera doesn't lie.
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Here you go.
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My lunch. Enjoy.
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Spiderman number 301.
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It's the one where he saves Silver Sable...
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from the revenge-seeking son
of a Nazi war criminal.
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It's a classic.
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- I hate to see you like this.
- What?
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Look at you. You're listless.
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- I skipped lunch.
- You're pale.
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I try to stay out of the sun. I freckle.
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Stop it. You're a shell of Larry.
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And a shell of Larry
is not even as good as a whole Larry.
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And all this over a girl?
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Not just a girl, man. This is Riley Carlson.
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- She's like this beautiful--
- Yeah.
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She's a flower, she's the sun,
she's the moon. Whatever.
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Pull yourself together.
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You're right.
I'm going to pull myself together.
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- There she is, man. Help me out, please.
- I know.
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You know what,
her sister said that if she saw me...
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and other kids acting like I'm popular,
then she might like me.
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- Could you maybe go over there....
- And talk you up?
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- Please, Tony.
- You know what...
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I'm your friend,
so you just watch and learn.
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[Loudly] What's that, Larry?
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[Laughing loudly]
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Larry, you're great. That is so good.
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That Larry just cracks me up.
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Is that Larry a funny guy or what?
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[Upbeat instrumental music]
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JAKE: Thanks for the lift, Manny.
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Tedi borrowed my jeep
to go do charity work.
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Perhaps she did not want
her Porsche to smell like poor people.
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Well, that was a trip to go to El Segundo
to the distressed food store.
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Yeah, a lot of people
don't know about that place.
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I'm on a budget now.
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You can get a lot of great deals
on damaged canned goods.
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They were practically giving away
this can of bent peaches.
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Of all the places I've been in my life...
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I've never seen
a can of slightly irregular soup.
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Where does this go?
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Stick it in the cabinet between the
day-old bread and the government cheese.
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When I was working...
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it was amazing how much money I wasted
on federally-inspected food.
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Look at the deal I got on this tuna.
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I can't believe people take
those expiration dates so seriously.
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'82 was a very good year for tuna.
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Anyway, Manny,
thanks for driving me around like this.
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- What do you say you stay for lunch?
- No.
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And I don't think you should
stay for lunch either.
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[Knocking on door]
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Hello, I'm Fire Marshal Jill Carter.
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It's brushfire season and we're alerting
everyone in the neighborhood...
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about safety procedures.
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What? What a terrific idea.
That is a great program.
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I'm a big environmentalist, you know.
I believe in protecting our forests.
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I recycle. I separate everything.
Paper, plastic, cans.
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Want to see my trash?
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Look at this, isn't that beautiful.
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Don't get the wrong idea.
My dad is not a dork.
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He's just nervous.
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He hasn't been on a date
with anyone but Mom in 16 years.
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I'm sure he was better at it back then.
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I always keep one of these
around the house.
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The trick is, though...
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you got to know how to use it.
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My dad is not a dork.
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My dad is not a dork.
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CHLOE: However, here's someone
who cannot make that claim.
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- One more try.
- Okay.
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Larry!
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[Choking]
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Did you like that?
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I know six different ways
to drink milk through a straw.
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And only two of them include my mouth.
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Your mother must be very proud.
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Who do you think taught me?
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What's going on with you and Riley?
You were supposed to talk me up.
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You guys are getting awfully friendly.
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How's she gonna believe me
if she doesn't trust me?
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Larry, baby, listen to Tony.
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By the time I'm done with Riley,
she's gonna be crazy about you.
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- You're sure?
- Am I sure?
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- You're like a brother to me.
- My brother hates me.
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I'm sure he's got his reasons.
Forget about him.
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Tony won't let you down.
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- You sure, man?
- Guy, would Tony lie to you?
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Of course not.
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In fact, I've got a study date
with Riley tonight.
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And you know I don't study.
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I'm going to go to her house
for the whole night...
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just to tell her how cool a guy you are.
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- But don't you think--
- Don't try to thank me. Tony knows.
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[Soft instrumental music]
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TV ANNOUNCER: California brushfire...
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season has begun with a vengeance.
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Southern California brushfire season
has begun with a vengeance.
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TV ANNOUNCER: Three separate fires
began near the Ventura County line.
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- That's not even close to us.
- That's close enough.
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TV ANNOUNCER: No structures
ha ve been threatened.
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So far, no structures
have been threatened.
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TV ANNOUNCER: Fire fighters are hopeful
of containment in the next 36 hours.
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And fire fighters are hopeful
of containment in 36 hours.
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TV ANNOUNCER: Unless Santa Ana winds
kick up tonight creating a new firestorm.
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Shut up.
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This guy with the big hair
on Channel 3 is a bummer, dude.
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Look how Oprah's weight
is yo-yoing again.
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Here's the next study question.
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In the 13th century, Genghis Khan
led his Mongol hordes into Asia...
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destroying everything in their paths.
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What are the chief lessons
that can be learned from this event?
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Don't buy real estate near the Mongols.
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Come on. We should really do this
extra credit report.
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I don't usually do the regular credit.
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You know, Riley, there's something
really special about you.
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[Larry yelling]
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[Yelling] Larry!
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Okay, sometimes you just get
caught up in the moment.
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I'm gonna go upside your head, bubba.
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Okay, kids, everybody just calm down.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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That little fire
just jumped across the creek.
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They're evacuating everyone
up to the school.
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But I'm sure it's just a precaution.
I'm sure there's no reason to panic.
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Okay, women, children, nannies first.
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- Where's Chloe?
- She's upstairs, packing.
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She's trying to save her cutest outfits.
She's a brave little chica.
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You know, not many kids can accessorize
that well during a natural disaster.
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Manny, you take the kids,
pack everything in the SUV.
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I am gonna call Jake.
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He's up there alone in his trailer
without his car.
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I have to go save
the Del Valle family recipes.
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It is an awesome responsibility
to be entrusted with the knowledge...
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of over three hundred things
to do to a chicken.
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Come on, Jake, pick up.
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Pick up!
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[Telephone ringing]
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[Power tool whirring]
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[Instrumental pop music]
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MISS WESTMORE: All right, people. You'll
find cots and blankets in the cafeteria.
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I want the boys' cots on this side.
I want the girls' cots on that side.
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You mean, the boys and girls
are gonna be sleeping in the same room?
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Some will be sleeping. I will be watching.
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I'm worried about Mom and Dad.
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Don't worry.
I'm sure they'll be here any second.
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- This spot taken?
- Yes, it is.
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He kissed you?
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- So?
- So what?
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I need details. Long? Short? Dry? Wet?
Give me something here.
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I haven't got that much to compare it to.
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Plus, it was kind of a sneak attack.
I wasn't ready.
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- He didn't miss, did he?
- No, he definitely got lips.
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I'd put some lip-gloss on before,
so there was a little slippage.
248
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That's good to know.
Bottom line, how was it?
249
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Well, I didn't hate it.
250
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- Sorry, man.
- No, I'm sorry.
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[Larry stammering]
252
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No, it wasn't me.
253
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[Upbeat instrumental music]
254
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[Insistent knocking on door]
255
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TEDI: Jake! Is anybody home?
256
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Jake, you're all right.
257
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I was feeling a little down. I miss the kids.
258
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,272
I'm trying to keep busy.
I'm fixing up the place, building shelves.
259
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No, there's a fire. I brought your jeep back
to get you out of here.
260
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- Are Macy and the kids okay?
- They're at the school.
261
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I talked to Manuelo,
then the cell phone dropped out.
262
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Come on, people are fleeing.
Homes are being destroyed.
263
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,236
We gotta evacuate.
It's the end of the world outside.
264
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,834
So you stopped to get dressed up?
265
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I got it on sale.
This is the new Wonderbustier.
266
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Isn't it wonderful?
267
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,394
It is a wonder, and it is full.
268
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,872
I wore it to the Veterans Hospital.
269
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I go to visit the wards
and cheer the guys up.
270
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I bet they like that.
271
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,912
I'll say. I actually got pinched
by a guy in a coma.
272
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- We've got to get you out of here.
- Let me just grab a few things.
273
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,273
What is here
that you'd possibly want to save?
274
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You're right. Let me just put my pants on.
275
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[Knocking on door]
276
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Jake, I was worried that you're....
277
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Not wearing any pants.
278
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,956
Stop looking at her with that dopey stare.
279
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,236
That is my dopey stare.
280
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,834
Mom and Dad should have been here
by now. Aren't you worried?
281
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,434
Of course, I'm worried.
282
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,514
I've already put on nine coats of this stuff.
I'm gonna OD on strawberry lip balm.
283
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,959
It's not what you think.
284
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:37,231
- What do you think I think?
- We both know what you thought.
285
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You were jealous.
You thought Tedi and I were, you know....
286
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,474
Is that what you thought?
Oh, honey, please.
287
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,919
It's not that funny.
288
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,358
- I just came here to save him.
- Fine. Save him.
289
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,514
- Honey, I don't want him. You save him.
- No, I don't want to save him now.
290
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,831
Never mind. I'll save myself.
291
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,394
Can one of you guys give me a lift?
292
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,197
JAKE: I guess the wind changed.
MACY: Oh, my God, we're trapped.
293
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,119
Oh, my God, this is a nightmare.
294
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,637
I know. Look at my skin.
Even my T-zone dried up.
295
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,916
I gotta book a moisture pack.
296
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,992
Oh, no. The lines are jammed.
297
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:22,757
Well, yes, the cell lines are often jammed
when you're in the middle of an inferno.
298
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,992
Do you think that helicopter saw us?
299
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,232
If he missed me waving this,
it really is over.
300
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,112
Okay, this could be
our last few minutes on Earth.
301
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,998
I need to write the girls a letter.
302
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,959
Jake, where do you keep
the fireproof paper?
303
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:42,400
- Fireproof paper. Have you lost your mind?
- You're right.
304
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,718
Oh, my God. Here.
305
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:49,120
Hey, help! Choppers!
My God, we're saved!
306
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,998
Hey, guys! Over here!
307
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,954
I have to sit up front. I get chopper-sick.
308
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,517
Level with me. I know you
didn't want to hurt Macy's feelings before.
309
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,434
Are you saying that with this inferno
closing in around us...
310
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,590
and you and I were alone...
311
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,717
and you knew we only had
a few minutes left...
312
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,474
you still wouldn't, you know.... With me?
313
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,631
Are you 100% sure we'd die?
314
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,720
Yeah.
315
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,797
RILEY: Mom, Dad, you're okay.
316
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,910
We've been totally stressed out.
317
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,275
I've been such a wreck.
I was chain-glossing.
318
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,238
Folks, I wanna make an announcement.
319
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,950
We expect full containment by morning,
and you can all return to your homes.
320
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,071
Now, this is my idea
of my last three minutes on Earth.
321
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,960
Mine, too.
322
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,311
All right,
somebody just throw me back in the fire.
323
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,110
Mr. and Mrs. Carlson.
Thank God you're okay.
324
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,671
I've done everything to make sure
the girls were okay while you were gone.
325
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,151
I know what you've been doing.
Chloe told me what's been going on...
326
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,755
and how hard Larry's been trying
to get me to like him.
327
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,992
That's right. My man Larry
has a really sweet spot for you.
328
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,834
You said you were gonna help him,
and then you didn't.
329
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,798
You turned on your friend.
330
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,839
He's true, and he cares, and he's loyal.
331
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:12,039
I mean, yeah, he's goofy, and annoying,
and he tries way too hard.
332
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,750
And he's got that horrible overbite
so he kind of sprays you when he laughs--
333
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,072
"Loyal" would have been
a good place to just stop.
334
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,360
But I'd choose Larry over you any day.
335
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,272
So you can just get lost.
336
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,159
I like it when a girl plays hard to get.
337
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,671
So, Riley, does this mean
that you're my girlfriend?
338
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,274
Are you insane?
339
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,194
It's a start.
340
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,356
[Upbeat instrumental music]
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[Theme song plays]
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