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[Upbeat instrumental music]
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MANUELO: Riley, eat the oatmeal.
It's going to stick to your ribs.
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Just the ribs?
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CHLOE: Good morning.
MANUELO: Breakfast?
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I'll skip.
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Manuelo, that's not an apple
you're putting in my lunch?
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Let me check.
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Yeah, that's a Mclntosh.
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I can't eat an apple in school.
No one looks good eating an apple.
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It's loud,
you have to chomp it like a horse...
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pieces get stuck in your teeth,
and juice runs down your chin.
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Chloe has this new theory that in front of
boys at school, you can only eat cute food.
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Cute food?
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- What's cute food?
- Food you look cute eating.
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Like grapes. Seedless, of course.
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Carrots: wrong.
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- Celery?
- Are you trying to destroy her?
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I want food that's seen and not heard.
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I guess,
refried beans are out of the question.
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CHLOE: Manuelo, think cute.
MANUELO: You want cute food?
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Let me show you cute food.
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Cute food.
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Enjoy.
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And you can call him Wilson.
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[Theme song plays]
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[Upbeat pop music]
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RILEY: Chloe, what's with all these clothes?
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You're only going to Dad's
for the weekend.
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Riley, it's hard to believe that you're
only eight minutes younger than me.
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For your information, all these clothes
have nothing to do with Dad.
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Are you forgetting who lives
in the trailer next door to Dad?
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The guy
who keeps getting hit by lightning?
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- No, the other side.
- Travis Morgan?
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Give it up, Chloe. You've been trying
to get his attention for weeks.
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Travis Morgan is not interested.
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This coming from a girl who still thinks
she has a shot with Brad Pitt?
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- It could happen.
- Okay, he's married now.
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CHLOE: To Jennifer Aniston,
and they're very happy.
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I'm not listening!
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Besides, things happen, things change.
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People break up.
I mean, look at Mom and Dad.
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And besides, what's Jennifer Aniston got
that I haven't got?
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Or couldn't get eventually?
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Don't you see, Riley?
You always go after fantasy boys.
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Guys who seem perfect
because they're not real.
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Real boys have rough edges.
They're clay you mould.
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But first you ha ve to get
the clay's attention.
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- Riley.
- I know.
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Ignore. Maybe he'll go away.
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It's Larry. He never goes away.
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Will you...
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go out...
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- with me?
- No.
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Give me one good reason why not?
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You're hanging from my window.
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I can't help myself though.
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You're all that I need to be happy.
That's it. Just you.
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And maybe my PlayStation 2. But that's it.
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Just you and my PlayStation 2.
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And maybe a breakfast burrito.
But that's it.
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Just you, my PlayStation 2,
and a breakfast burrito.
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And my autographed
Goldberg WrestleMania poster.
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But that is it.
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RILEY: Some people get birds or squirrels
on their windowsill.
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I get Larry Slotnick.
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Sometimes I come
to this old lifeguard station to think.
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I started coming down here
after Mom and Dad separated.
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I mean, it's quiet, it's private,
and it's completely Larry-free.
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At least, so far.
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I think it's a chemical thing with Larry.
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You know, I read somewhere that
everyone has their own special scent...
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that only attracts certain other people.
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The way bees are attracted to flowers.
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Jennifer smells great to Brad.
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And apparently, I've spent my whole life
downwind of Larry Slotnick.
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Meanwhile, Mom is having
her own weird boy problems.
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I've been standing in this dress
now for two hours, and I'm starving.
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Help me out here.
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This is the first dress I've designed
on my own since Jake quit the business.
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And the model is over three hours late.
So can you put the apple back.
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Thank you. Now suck it in!
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Okay.
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I am sucking it in where it does not suck.
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That thong underwear
that you put onto me...
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I think that it just came in
to stay for a long time.
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Sorry, I have to see how the dress lays
with the proper undergarments.
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I have never worn
a thong underwear before.
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And I'll tell you something:
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I don't hate it.
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Okay. Well, it's not working.
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I know somebody who can help.
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Señor Jake, your separated husband.
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Manuelo, I am not calling señor Jake.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Finally.
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Larry.
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It's so nice to see you at a door...
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as opposed to
hanging from my daughter's window.
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By the way, here's your rainspout.
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Anyways, I'm here to apologize about
the whole hanging-from-the-window thing.
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I lost it. I lost it over Riley, again.
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I guess I always lose it over Riley.
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It's just, she always smells like vanilla.
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And the first time I saw her
in fourth grade, you know...
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I knew I wanted to have her baby.
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Strike that.
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Larry, may I interject a thought into you?
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You have to lighten up, dude.
Women like to have their space.
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You think?
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And I'm gonna take advice
from a guy in a dress?
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MACY: Tedi, you made it.
TEDI: I am sorry, I am so late.
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My flight was delayed.
My baggage was lost.
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My limo didn't have cable.
I've been in beautiful-person hell.
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Tell me about it.
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Supermodel Tedi?
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Swimsuit edition-Victoria's Secret Tedi?
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I'm up here.
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I'll be with you in one second.
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I feel like I know you.
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And I feel like I don't want to know why.
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Larry, go home.
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- Don't tell Riley about us.
- Okay.
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I need some water.
And that dress needs me.
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RILEY: Are we still on Larry alert?
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No, I think we can stand down.
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Mom's a wreck out there.
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This is the first dress she's designed
without Dad since they've separated.
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Nothing like some mint chocolate chip.
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Brain freeze!
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I think I'm blind.
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They ought to put a warning on this stuff.
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That supermodel's giving me
a lot of attitude, man.
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Now she wants bottled water.
Everybody is a diva.
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Is that the dress I'm wearing
to the Billboard Music Awards?
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Yes. What do you think?
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- I like it.
- Great.
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I also liked it last year, when Madonna
wore one just like it to the Golden Globes.
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You got some serious sewing to do, sister.
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[Upbeat pop music]
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CHLOE: Wow, Dad.
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So, not bad?
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I've been working my tail off
to get this place all straightened up...
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since you and Riley were here last.
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So, do you just love
what I've done with it?
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Yeah. What have you done with it?
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Come here. Let me show you around.
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That's the kitchen-breakfast nook.
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This is my den-game room.
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And that's the dining room-living room.
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CHLOE: Don't tell me.
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The gym.
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I don't get over there as much as I'd like.
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Yeah, the commute alone.
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I know what's going on between me
and your mom may be a little confusing...
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but I just need my life
to be a little simpler.
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I got you a little present.
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Dad, Riley and I come here
because we love you.
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We both like to have
one-on-one time with you.
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You don't have to bribe us with presents.
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You know, you're right, and I respect that.
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Although, if you went to all that trouble...
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it wouldn't make sense to let
a good present go to waste.
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Right. Wait right there.
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[Chloe gasps]
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CHLOE: He's so cute!
JAKE: She.
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Oh!
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She kisses like Aunt Violet at Christmas.
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- After the eggnog.
- Yeah.
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- What's her name?
- Macy, after your mom.
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She's part pit bull.
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[Pop music playing]
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There's Travis Morgan.
The guy I can't get to notice me.
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He's been working out here
on his off-road scooter for hours.
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[Pop music continues playing]
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He must not have seen me.
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Here he comes again.
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All right, don't say it.
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[Chloe screaming]
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Come on, over here.
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Great, I can't even get a dog's attention.
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You know, honey,
I picked up a book on Amazon.com:
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Beginner's Guide to Dog Training.
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It's over here in the library.
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CHLOE: Let's see. "Eye contact:
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"Establish dominance by
getting him to blink first."
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[Mystical instrumental music]
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"Tone: Use clear, direct,
simple commands."
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CHLOE: Okay, here we go.
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Stay.
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Sit.
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Speak.
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[Dog barks]
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Hi.
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Thank you, Amazon.com.
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[Upbeat pop music]
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What are you guys watching?
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We're just running a tape
of last year's Golden Globes.
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Just want to make sure
that I didn't copy Madonna's dress.
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Look, there's Madonna!
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Okay. So what do you think, guys?
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It didn't look exactly like my dress.
Does it?
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Bing!
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Is that the timer?
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My buns are in the oven.
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And yours are in a sling.
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No, Mom, you see that dress...
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it's so much....
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You see, and yours is much more....
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And the color....
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Sweetheart, no. You know what?
It's almost identical. Tedi's right.
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How will I design a new dress
by tomorrow night?
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Maybe I.... Drop the neckline.
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You can drop that neckline
down to Compton.
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I'm not going to the Billboard
Music Awards with Lenny Kravitz...
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wearing Madonna's hand-me-downs!
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Don't even think of calling your father.
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Don't you just hate that?
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Parents think they always know
exactly what you're thinking.
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I've got news for her if she thinks
she can read Riley Carlson like a book.
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Hi, Dad?
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Help Mom? I don't know, honey.
Daddy's awfully busy.
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[Soft pop music]
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How's it coming?
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[Manuelo and Macy shushing]
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[Whispering] What's he doing?
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[Whispering] He's listening to the fabric.
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It speaks to him.
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This is not a dress. It's a pantsuit.
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Talk among yourselves.
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Excuse me,
can I borrow Jake for a second?
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I wasn't done listening to that.
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Listen, I know how you have
your creative process and everything.
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- I respect that.
- Thank you, Macy.
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Remember how, when we were together,
and it used to really drive me crazy?
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Okay, well, it still does!
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- Look, I can speed things up.
- Great.
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If you want something
from the Marge Simpson collection.
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You're just leaving?
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It's after midnight.
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That is just so like you.
Walking out, when I need you the most.
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Come on, Macy, I've paid my dues.
I've done this for 20 years.
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The deadlines. The all nighters.
The fall collection.
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The spring unveiling.
The self-absorbed airhead models!
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No offense.
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- Fine. Leave!
- Fine!
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- What time tomorrow?
- 8:00 sharp.
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I'll be there.
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[Upbeat pop music]
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Come on, Chloe,
how can you compare boys to dogs?
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Think about it.
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They both follow you around,
growl when you take their food away...
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and they both scratch themselves
in front of company.
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I'm not buying it, Chloe.
Boys are human beings.
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Really?
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Larry!
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You rang?
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Quick, give me the book.
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[Upbeat pop music]
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How's it going?
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I think he finally noticed me.
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I'm not surprised.
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00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,996
You look like the front row
of a Willy Nelson concert.
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Do me a favor: Put me out of my misery.
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Don't give up.
This book you gave me really works.
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Remember: sharp, crisp commands.
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Don't lose eye contact. Stare him down.
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Right.
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We'll show him who his master is.
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[Mystical instrumental music]
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[Boys yelling]
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Ms. Carlson.
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What do you say,
we go to my office and talk?
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"Beginner's Guide to Dog Training.
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"Establish dominance
by maintaining eye contact."
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Chloe, you dropped your book.
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00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,395
- About that, Travis, I can explain.
- Don't worry about it.
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00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,358
Really? I thought you'd be mad.
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No, I admire it.
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00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,749
You were just experimenting with some
simple behavior modification techniques...
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00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,071
to determine
if behavior patterns of canines...
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00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,834
were uniform with those
of higher mammals.
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00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,231
Yeah, right. What you said.
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00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,357
Well, see you.
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00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,552
Travis, I put my homework in this book.
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00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,552
You didn't happen to see it, did you?
286
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,075
See it? I ate it.
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00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,830
[Barks]
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[Upbeat pop music]
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TV ANNOUNCER: Live from Radio City
Music Hall, the Billboard Music A wards!
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00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,316
Okay, here's Lenny Kravitz.
Here comes Tedi!
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00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,756
- There's the dress!
- Look at her!
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00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,792
That's a million dollars
of publicity right there.
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00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,840
Okay, you guys,
I am going to go up to my room.
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00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,754
Manuelo, aren't you forgetting something?
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Thank you.
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00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,439
Do me a favor.
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00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,156
Call me
when the big thong song comes on.
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00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,755
I have a new appreciation for it.
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00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,280
It's getting late. I should get going.
300
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,319
But you haven't even
finished your champagne.
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To old times.
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CHLOE: Hi, guys.
MACY: Hello.
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Dad, I'm surprised you're still here.
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And drinking champagne with Mom.
305
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,151
We're just celebrating
the award show, the dress.
306
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,594
Well, how about that?
You still make a great team.
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00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,399
That's what you guys should celebrate.
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00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,949
I'll admit pulling that
all nighter with your mom...
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00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,952
sure did bring back a lot of memories.
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00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,750
- Really? Like what?
- Yeah, like what? Come on, Dad.
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Remember Milan, 15 years ago?
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Italy? It's getting good.
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00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,679
It was our first international fashion show.
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00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,992
And just our luck,
the airline loses the dress.
315
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,720
And we're running all over the city,
looking for fabric.
316
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,473
We have no money left for a hotel room.
317
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,870
We had to sleep in the back of a Fiat.
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00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,520
When was that again?
319
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,759
It was the fall show, right?
1985, right after we got married.
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00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,240
Wait a minute.
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00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,835
We were born in the spring of 1986.
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You know what that means?
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00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,837
Chloe, we're Italian.
324
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,912
I guess, Mom made Dad an offer
he couldn't refuse.
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00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,559
All right, good night, girls.
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00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,154
Arrivederci!
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00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,074
Paisano, what do you say
we order a pizza?
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00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,470
With hot peppers and pepperoni.
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00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,840
[Upbeat pop music]
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00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,709
Hi, Larry. I just really wanted to apologize.
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00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,636
No one deserves to be treated like a dog.
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00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,154
Not even you.
333
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,755
Anyway, we're getting rid of the book.
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00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,399
And I'm so sorry
I didn't buy you a flea-and-tick collar...
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00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,711
before I dragged you to the dog park.
336
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,435
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is:
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Do you forgive me?
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00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,875
Riley, you're going to have to speak up...
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00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,078
because I'm having some trouble
hearing you.
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