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Where would you like to get wed,
you can get wed anywhere now.
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We got shut in. We're not burglars,
we're pensioners.
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Where the hell are they?
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Whatever has happened, he'll be
looking after her. I know that.
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Do you think they're dead?
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You couldn't lend me some money,
could you?
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Two months rent, that's it now.
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Gillian, they're fine. They've been
playing cards and eating chocolate.
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Dozy...!
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Do you seriously think I haven't
slept with other people?
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What are you doing with that
dipstick? We make an all right team,
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you, me and Raff, couldn't we?
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I'm seeing someone. I don't know if
it's what I want entirely yet.
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Someone at work?
I won't know if I don't try.
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Who is it then?
No-one. Why is it a secret?
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WHISTLE BLOWS AND CHILDREN SHOUT
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Kate, hello.
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Are you teaching?
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Good.
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Could you come to my office?
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Yes, now, would you mind?
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Caroline! We weren't expecting you.
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How's your mum?
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Fine. Yes.
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Is she traumatised?
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Um...
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..don't know.
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I, um...I don't think so. I was,
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I feel all, um...
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something else now.
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Exhilarated.
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Shock, possibly.
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Can I get you some tea?
I think Alison's just made a pot.
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Oh, has she? Oh, good. Um, yes.
Thank you.
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What?
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Oh... Oh...
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I, um...told John.
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About us?
God, it felt good.
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Better, um...tuck that back in.
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Beverley'll be in any minute
with the tea.
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Oh, good.
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Caroline...do you...
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do you want to come round tonight?
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Yup.
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So presumably your mum...
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Turned up, she's fine.
You all right?
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I was awake all night, came home,
went to bed, couldn't sleep,
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so I think I'm a bit, um...wired?
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Is that a word? It's...
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Yes, it's a very good word.
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You're very pretty.
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Am I? Mmm.
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You're magnificent.
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SHE SIGHS
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SHE WHISPERS
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Wouldn't that be
technically difficult?
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Sure we'll think of something.
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KNOCKING AT DOOR
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Tea! Ah! Thank you.
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Kate, can I get you one?
I should have asked.
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No. Thanks, I'm...
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I rearranged your meeting
with the chairman of the board
of governors at two.
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Should I see
if he's still able to make it?
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Um...
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yup, if he's, um...still available.
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Have you had any lunch?
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Nope. Can I get you some?
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No. Well, maybe, in a bit.
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CRIES
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You really all right?
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Caroline.
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I thought she was dead last night.
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I thought they both were.
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And there was this one moment
when I thought...
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that's it.
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And I couldn't stand it because I
thought, "How unfair would that be,
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"to have met this one person again
after all these years,
and then died."
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I'm sitting on the floor
in my own office.
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Yeah, I'd spotted that.
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It's the relief, is it?
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Do you think maybe
you should be at home after all?
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No.
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I'll see Gavin at two
and then I might as well wait
till quarter past three.
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Will you be at home by four o'clock?
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I can be.
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We escaped.
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We did!
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We keep having adventures.
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We do!
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I didn't have much in the way
of adventures until I met you.
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Eh, eh, eh! You needn't look at me.
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It's you that gets us
into these shenanigans. Hardly!
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Well, it were your idea,
going up Southowram. Was it?
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You...
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Oh. OK.
HE SNIGGERS
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It's odd. Weren't it? That...well,
whatever it were last night.
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There were a distinct presence,
weren't there?
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I just can't shake it off.
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Well, we're here now.
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Aren't we?
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Back in the land of the living. So...
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You know...
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I told you about when Eddie died?
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Yeah.
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How he killed himself? Yeah.
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Well, there were a bit more to it
than I'd said, and...
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I think it's summat I ought
to tell you about.
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Before we get wed.
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What?
DOOR OPENS
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Unh! Oh, bloody hell.
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Oh, hell's bells.
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Who is he when he's at home?
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Ouch! Do you know him?
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Yes.
Are you going to introduce us?
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Right, well, that is Paul.
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Hello, Mr Buttershaw.
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This is Celia.
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You all right, love?
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You've been in the wars. Yeah.
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Oh!
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Tell me about it.
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Paul? Gi... Oh.
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Ah. Is it all right if I put
t'kettle on, Mr Buttershaw?
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Only I'm supposed to keep me fluids
up and I think Gillian's forgot.
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KNOCKING
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See, somebody at the door now.
What were you going to tell me?
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I'll... Later.
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Ah...
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Oh! Ah.
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Do you need a hand up?
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Hey! You're not dead, then.
How's Celia?
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Is it Tuesday?
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I'm in a pub.
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I'm having trouble
with the reception.
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We're in a bit of a dip,
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can you hear me?
Loud and clear.
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He goes out for a bit of lunch
every Tuesday with his pals.
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And they've asked me along.
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That's nice.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, the reason I'm ringing
is because I've decided
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to stop a few days
while we sort out the wedding.
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Only the thing is, I've not got
a clean change of underwear.
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OK, so...? So you couldn't
pop over, could you?
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With some...
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with some knickers and a...and
a nightie, and me toothbrush?
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Like a little overnight bag,
sort of business.
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Well, Mum, I would,
but I've got a school to run.
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You've not gone to work?!
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You've been up all night!
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Could you get Alan
to pop into Halifax with you?
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They'll have an M&S, surely, or...
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Oh, right. Don't worry about me!
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Well, I would, but...
Hmm. I get the picture.
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Can I ring you later?
If you've time.
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Is that OK? It'll have to be.
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So I'll ring you later.
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I could have caught
a chill last night.
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I could have caught pneumonia.
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Yes, but you didn't.
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All the same, I should be taking it
steady, not traipsing into Halifax.
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You're in a pub.
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What do you want for your birthday?
Can I ring you later?
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Only I never know what to get you.
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Yes, can I ring you later?
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If I don't get you anything,
you'll say I'm being off with you.
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Mum... How old are you this time?
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Mum! I'm in a meeting.
Who are you in a meeting with?
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The chairman of the
board of governors.
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Oh, that smarmy beggar.
Well, you can tell him to eff off.
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From me. Right.
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I'll ring you later.
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Yeah, don't knock yourself out.
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I will ring you. Later. Hmm.
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Think what you want
for your birthday.
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Get me something from Marks's
when you go buying your necessaries.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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She sends her regards.
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Do you want a straw, love?
Actually...
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How much?
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He's asking 4,000. He'll take less.
Well, what condition's it in?
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Oh, you'd have to take it
for a test drive.
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Well, I can't imagine her getting
more than a few thousand off
insurance.
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If that.
Still, it's her birthday tomorrow.
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Gillian's? Is it?
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So I'm thinking, happen I could
make up the difference for her.
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How old is she?
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Um...40-summat.
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You want me to ring up, see if he's
around this aff so you can have a go
with it?
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Yeah, sure. Why not? I'll pop
outside, see if I can get a signal.
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Right.
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Now, Alan, have you
thought about a best man?
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No, not yet, not really.
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You see, I'm used to a certain
degree of public speaking.
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Having been on t'council
all them years. Of course.
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And I can be very amusing,
of course.
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I was often complimented on
my humorous turn of phrase and wit
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and illuminating insights.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Then there's the, um, other aspect.
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Is there? Which?
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Not losing the ring.
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Turning up on time.
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Sober. All that side.
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Yeah, well... Obviously.
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Shall I break it to him, then?
Or will you?
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Sorry? Harry.
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Oh! What have I missed?
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POSH ACCENT: We've bought you
a medium-dry white wine, Celia.
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Oh! That's lovely, thank you.
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Harry's lad's friend's
selling a Land Rover.
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I thought we could pop up
and have a look at it
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for our Gillian this after.
Oh, very good.
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I hope you're not taking painkillers
and drinking alcohol.
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Can you fetch us a straw, love?
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Don't mention owt to Harry yet.
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Let me deal with that side
of things. OK.
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Dad?
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Dad?
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Dad?!
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PHONE RINGS
AND MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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ECHOES: Hello?
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Oh, that's...useful. Well done, Dad.
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BELL RINGS
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Sorry. Caroline, it's Gillian.
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I'm sorry to be ringing you,
only... How are you?
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You haven't... They've...
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They're not... They're not here.
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I mean, they were here and now
they're not. You haven't...seen them,
have you?
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They were in a pub. Sorry?
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My mother rang, about an hour ago.
They were in a pub with some friends
of Alan's.
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SIGHS
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Pillock! Yeah, it's Tuesday.
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I, um, panicked.
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I've been out working all morning
and then when I came in
and they weren't here
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and the car gone...
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You all right?
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I just...
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Gillian? It's brought it home to me.
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Last night.
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I don't think I could stand it
if I lost him.
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Not just yet.
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Especially not since he's met
your mum again, he's been so happy.
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Sorry.
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Don't be sorry.
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Perhaps you should give me
your mum's mobile number.
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For future reference.
I've got a feeling...
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I'm going to need it if they're
going to carry on like this.
Sure.
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Which I get the idea they are.
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Oh, um...
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you couldn't do me a favour,
Gillian, could you?
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CAR ENGINE HUMS
AND MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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Hello.
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SHOUTING OVER CAR ENGINE
It's Gillian!
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Hello, love!
257
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,900
You don't know what's happened
to Paul, do you?
258
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,820
The fella that was... Paul?
259
00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,500
Yes, he's here, he's with us.
260
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,700
He was going stir crazy at home.
261
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,700
Were you wanting to speak to him?
262
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,740
No!
263
00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,020
Where are you?
264
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,580
I'm...I'm not entirely sure.
265
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,780
Where are we, Alan?
266
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,300
Up Soyland.
267
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,300
ALL: We're up Soyland!
268
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,940
We're up Soyland!
269
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,620
Right. OK.
270
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,420
Can you tell my dad... Are Harry
and Maurice with you?
271
00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:03,460
Yes. Yes, they are, love.
272
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:06,740
Right, can you tell my dad
to tell Harry and Maurice
273
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:10,860
to take Paul home to his mother's?
They know where he lives.
274
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,220
And to leave him there, right?
275
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:15,460
And not to bring him back to ours.
276
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,540
Yes!
277
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,180
Yes, I can do that.
278
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,940
Fabulous! Oh!
279
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:23,100
And, Celia! Yes, love.
280
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,300
Knickers.
281
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,460
Um...
282
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:28,460
I've spoken to Caroline.
283
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,340
I'm going into Halifax,
what sort do you want?
284
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,620
Well, um...
285
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,340
And what size?
286
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,540
I'm struggling to hear you,
287
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,860
I think the signal's going.
288
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:41,340
Hello? I think we're stuck.
289
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,940
I'm going to have to go.
We'll be fine.
290
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:46,380
Now, I'm hanging up now.
Hello?
291
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,740
What's that smell?
292
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,580
That smell, I'm afraid to say...
293
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,700
It's like tomatoes.
294
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,060
It's like metal tomatoes.
295
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:58,300
That smell is the smell
of a buggered clutch, Alan.
296
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,980
Oh, aye, did I not say?
Lad said it'd need a new clutch.
297
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:05,940
We can pop to McNally's scrap yard
and get a re-whatsited one for about
70 quid.
298
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:11,060
Other than that, I'd say it's in
damn near pretty perfect condition.
299
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,940
DOORBELL RINGS
300
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,860
Hi.
301
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,220
Hi.
302
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,580
SIGHS
303
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,780
PHONE RINGS
Shit.
304
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:56,940
Oh.
305
00:16:58,740 --> 00:16:59,780
Hello?
306
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:07,820
Right, so...the thing is, what
size knickers does your mum wear?
307
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:12,380
Only when I rang her
she couldn't tell me herself
308
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,700
cos she was embarrassed cos
me dad and Harry and Maurice
were there with her
309
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,900
so... Oh, I...I...I...
310
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:21,220
I don't really...
Cou...cou...you, um...
311
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,300
um... Why don't I just...?
312
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,940
(Who is it?)
It's Gillian.
313
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:28,060
..just buy a few different sorts
and a few different sizes?
314
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:31,460
What does she want? She wants
to know what size knickers
my mother wears.
315
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:34,380
And then any that aren't suitable
I can just take back.
316
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,220
They'll be fine with that,
won't they?
317
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,100
Yeah! If they're unopened.
318
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,380
Y...yeah. Yeah, course they will.
319
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,100
Good idea.
320
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,460
OK, sorry to bother you.
321
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,700
No problem.
322
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,900
Thank you. Ta-ra.
323
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,260
I owe you one.
324
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,140
Bye. Bye.
325
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,780
What?
326
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,060
What's wrong with that?
327
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,100
100.
328
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,940
No...
329
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,100
Will you take 75?
330
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:03,180
Ah, go on.
331
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:13,660
I've been meaning to say, Alan,
regarding t'wedding...
332
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:18,780
..you'll want a best man
that people like, won't you?
333
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,220
You won't want somebody
who'll drone on,
334
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,060
talk about himself
335
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,700
ad infinitum for 40 minutes.
336
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,860
Cos you know that's what'll happen.
337
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,060
Whereas, thing is...
338
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:34,380
..I've never been a best man.
339
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,780
And, um, it's summat
I'd like to do...
340
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,860
once, before I die.
341
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:43,180
Well, I'll, um...
342
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:46,340
Yeah, yeah. I'll...
343
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:47,540
Smashing.
344
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,100
Shall I tell him? Or will you?
345
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,300
Yeah, I'll... Yeah, leave it to me.
346
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:18,700
So what are you going to do?
Well, I don't know.
347
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,260
Can you have two best men?
348
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,820
No. It'd look daft.
349
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:25,180
Well, I'll have
to worry about that tomorrow.
350
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,540
Like Scarlett O'Hara.
351
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,060
Are you suited with it?
352
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,820
Oh, I think so.
353
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,420
We'll shut it in here,
she'll have a surprise in t'morning.
354
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,060
What were you going
to tell me earlier?
355
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,980
When that lad fell down the stairs.
356
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:40,940
Oh.
357
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:41,980
Yeah.
358
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,860
Let's put t'kettle on, eh?
359
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:10,420
It may sound summat and nowt
when I say it, but...
360
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,820
They'd been arguing,
this is what Gillian told me after.
361
00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:17,100
He'd been drinking, Eddie had.
362
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,740
Threatening to...kill himself.
363
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:24,220
Then she found him,
he were in t'barn,
364
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,660
he'd smashed his head open
with t'log splitter.
365
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,580
But the thing is...
366
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,900
when she found him, he weren't dead.
367
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,180
And not only that...
368
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,500
He were still conscious.
369
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:44,980
Then I got here about, ooh...an hour
after it had happened, and...
370
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:50,340
..she'd called police by that
stage, by that stage he were dead.
371
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:52,980
She told me...
372
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,540
..she just stood there...
373
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,420
..and watched him slip away.
374
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,540
Right in front of her.
375
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:05,580
Rather than get help.
376
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:10,060
So that's why...
377
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,020
Anyway.
378
00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:17,220
Why what?
379
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:19,500
Robbie.
380
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,540
The others thought
summat untoward had gone on.
381
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:24,580
That...she had killed him,
382
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:26,140
which were nonsense, she didn't.
383
00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:29,740
But she didn't call
an ambulance either.
384
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:33,460
She told me what she'd done
as soon as I got here,
385
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,100
which I suppose makes me
complicit in it.
386
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,300
I don't blame her.
387
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,060
Not for a second.
388
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:45,140
He made her life a misery
and there were no way under t'sun
389
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:47,220
I were going to shop her
to the police.
390
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:52,220
So, I wanted you to know
that I did that,
391
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:57,740
because, strictly speaking,
it weren't right. But...
392
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:01,460
Anyway, that's it.
393
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,860
Are you shocked?
394
00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:05,100
No.
395
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,140
Are you disappointed?
396
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,340
No.
397
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,340
No.
398
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:15,940
I told you about Kenneth, what
I'd have done given half a chance.
399
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,660
You thought about it, we did it.
400
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:18,860
You didn't.
401
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,020
I covered it up.
402
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,820
Don't tell Gillian I've told you.
No, I won't.
403
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:27,500
Ever. Promise me. I promise.
404
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,380
And I keep my promises.
405
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,460
It sort of bought it back
last night.
406
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,780
There's always been
a funny feeling in that barn since.
407
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:41,340
I do sometimes wonder
if he's still in there.
408
00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:42,700
Let it go.
409
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:47,660
I'm glad you've told me,
but now let it go.
410
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,660
You don't think less of me?
411
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,500
No, never.
412
00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:57,620
I love you.
413
00:22:57,620 --> 00:23:00,180
I love you.
414
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,300
Sorry.
415
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,980
We've gone all miserable.
416
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:11,060
We don't want that, do we? No.
417
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:13,700
We need to be laughing, you and me!
418
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,780
Hey.
419
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:17,900
Do you remember all that jiving
we used to do?
420
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,460
Oh, gosh.
421
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:23,660
Do I remember?!
422
00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:27,340
DISTANT MUSIC: "Tutti Frutti"
by Little Richard
423
00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:18,580
Oh, no!
No, don't mind me.
424
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,220
We were just... Good!
425
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:23,380
...reminiscing.
You should reminisce more often!
426
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,420
Oh heck, now you'll be
telling everybody.
427
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:28,220
Smashing photos.
428
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:29,660
I'm texting 'em to Caroline.
429
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,980
Did you get rid of him?
Hey? Paul.
430
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:35,260
Oh, yes. Well, yes.
431
00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:37,900
Harry took him in his Mondeo.
432
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,700
Good job well done.
433
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,380
Celia?
434
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,220
Knickers.
435
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:46,740
Owt that doesn't fit or isn't right
we'll take back.
436
00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:48,860
Oh, thanks. How much do I owe you?
437
00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:51,460
There's a receipt in there
somewhere.
438
00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:54,260
And, I rung Robbie.
Him and Raff are coming round
for supper.
439
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:55,340
Robbie?!
440
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:56,580
Yeah, tonight.
441
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,260
Raff's bringing his stuff back.
442
00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,340
He's moving back in.
443
00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:01,020
So,
444
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:04,700
I bought a chicken
and a couple of bottles of wine.
445
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:07,820
Ooh! We're celebrating.
What are we celebrating?
446
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,660
Everything, anything.
You name it, we'll celebrate it.
447
00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:13,220
Well, I'll just go upstairs
and sort myself out.
448
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:16,060
Do you know where you're going?
Yes, thanks, love.
449
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:18,460
Robbie was really on it last night,
Dad.
450
00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,420
He really bothered,
really surprised me,
451
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:25,460
and he apologised for all the crap
and nonsense and rubbish.
452
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,340
I think he were genuine.
453
00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:31,620
That bed'll need a clean sheet
and another duvet cover.
454
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:32,860
Oh, and Celia?
455
00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:37,500
I got this for Caroline.
456
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:42,100
She said to get her something
from M&S for you to give to her
for her birthday.
457
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:44,260
She said it would be
a weight off your mind,
458
00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:46,260
or her mind,
or one of your minds, yeah?
459
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,460
Thanks.
460
00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:09,940
Don't worry, he's gone.
461
00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:11,060
He better have.
462
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:26,340
Where have you been?
463
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,940
Work. Till this time?
464
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:32,260
Boys all right?
465
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,420
Where have you been?
466
00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:34,860
Where haven't I been?
467
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:37,060
Just...tell me who it is.
468
00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:38,140
No.
469
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:41,620
I won't get cross.
Ooh, lucky me(!)
470
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:43,540
Are you making it up?
471
00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:44,580
How's Judith?
472
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:47,940
I finished with Judith. I don't want
to see her again as long as I live.
473
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,500
Is she pretty, Judith?
I've never asked you.
474
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,620
She's... No, actually,
she's rather ugly.
475
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:55,340
When you've seen her
fall down the stairs more than once
476
00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:58,860
and wet herself vomiting, it's hard
to think of her as anything else.
Who is it?
477
00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:02,660
There are other people,
more important people, who need
to know before you.
478
00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:03,740
Why? Just say it.
479
00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:06,700
Is it that unctuous git that's
chairman of your board of...?
480
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,780
Gavin!
481
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:11,580
Anyway, he's married, with children.
482
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:14,020
Do you think I'd do that?
483
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:19,140
I thought the idea was we were
going to try to make it work here,
484
00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:20,220
for the boys.
485
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:23,140
Only as a practical arrangement
until they got off to university.
486
00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:26,380
You must have known I was never
really going to get back into bed
with you.
487
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:28,540
So I'm just going to live here
while you sleep around?
488
00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:31,100
I'm not going to sleep around,
but you could.
489
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:34,140
Actually, if I'm with someone else
and you're going to sleep around...
490
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:37,580
I don't want to sleep around.
..we might as well just call it
a day and get divorced.
491
00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:39,180
You're not having the house.
492
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:41,460
I'm having the boys,
because I never walked out on them,
493
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:44,340
and no court in its right mind would
throw them out of the family home.
494
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:46,460
Caroline. Get yourself a good lawyer.
I intend to.
495
00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:49,180
Caroline, I don't want
to get divorced.
496
00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:50,940
Well, I'm sorry,
I've come full circle.
497
00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:53,460
If I love and trust someone
enough to have sex with them
498
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:56,380
I don't want them relegated to the
Fourth Division, I want them here.
499
00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:57,940
Where I can have them.
500
00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:00,100
Any time I like.
501
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,780
Do you know what I realised
last night?
502
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,860
I've been depressed.
503
00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:07,300
For months.
504
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:09,700
And last night I was so low
505
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:12,100
I hit rock bottom, and then...
506
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:17,460
..when my mum turned up I turned
a corner, something lifted,
it was physical.
507
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:20,740
This fog that's been there for
months, it vanished, just like that,
508
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,700
and everything became clear
and I felt...
509
00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:25,780
..happy.
510
00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:30,060
Like I can't remember feeling
for years.
511
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:32,140
You're not moving him in here.
512
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:34,340
It's not a he.
513
00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:37,820
I suppose we might as well
get that out of the way.
514
00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:41,260
I need to tell the boys,
and I need to tell my mother,
515
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:43,380
and until I've had the chance to do
that myself,
516
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,940
I'd appreciate you being discreet.
517
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:48,300
Whoever the hell else you choose to
tell is of course your business
518
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,740
but clearly we have
to address the possibility that
519
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:53,820
it might upset the boys initially,
until they get used to it.
520
00:28:53,820 --> 00:28:58,300
So obviously if you need to take the
piss and make ridiculous comments
521
00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:01,460
it'd be best if you did it straight
to my face and not in front of them.
522
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,620
But being a liberal-minded
intellectual,
523
00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:05,700
I assume you won't need
to do that anyway.
524
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,980
Yeah.
525
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,100
PHONE RINGS
526
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,660
You might need to think about it.
527
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:13,220
Hello?
528
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:16,580
I spent 45 quid. Is that all right?
529
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,660
Oh, that's brilliant.
530
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,220
I got a dressing-gown
531
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:23,260
for you, well,
for her to give to you.
532
00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:26,700
It's just a white towel robe thing.
533
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,580
Perfect, that's perfect.
534
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:31,180
If you don't want it,
I'll have it. No!
535
00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:33,820
It's spot-on, thank you.
536
00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:36,180
If you give me your bank details
I'll transfer the cash.
537
00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,740
I'll pay for her stuff as well.
538
00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:39,900
Hey, that's cheating!
539
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:40,980
Is it 'eck!
540
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:44,340
When is it your birthday,
by the way, out of interest?
541
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,740
Just cos it's mine tomorrow.
542
00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:48,300
Tomorrow.
543
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:50,020
You're kidding.
544
00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:52,580
It's mine tomorrow.
545
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:56,260
How weird is that?!
546
00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:58,140
How old are you?
How old are you?
547
00:29:58,140 --> 00:29:59,820
46, I will be tomorrow.
548
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:01,300
That's...
549
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,540
Are you?
550
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:03,820
Yeah.
551
00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:05,940
Oh, good Lord! That's a bit...
552
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,220
We're twins!
553
00:30:09,780 --> 00:30:10,980
Well, we're something.
554
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:12,100
Are you winding me up?
555
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,900
No!
556
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:15,900
I had no idea.
557
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,140
Oh, he's got a good hand.
558
00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:21,180
Ey! Oi! You're never going to
believe this - this is weird.
559
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:28,580
PHONE RINGS
560
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:32,500
Hello? Are you sober?
561
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,820
Why?
562
00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:38,180
It's funny, it sort of teases you
out of thought, doesn't it?
563
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:41,420
I mean, how t'heck
could that have happened?
564
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:44,580
I mean, you couldn't invent that,
could you?
565
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:53,420
You know I told you I used to think
about you, when I was with Kenneth?
566
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:56,380
And you said you used to think about
me, sometimes?
567
00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:57,540
Yeah.
568
00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:03,500
I wonder if we were thinking
about each other, that night.
569
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,700
The night, you know,
they were conceived.
570
00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:11,420
I think it's just another sign.
571
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:16,140
That things were always meant to be,
don't you?
572
00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:22,500
I'd better go back down,
help Gillian wi' t'washing up.
573
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,140
Or else I'll be in bother.
574
00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:25,300
Oh...
575
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,900
Let's just have a few more minutes.
576
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:35,060
Thanks for bringing him back, Rob.
577
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,380
No problem.
578
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:37,740
You're all right.
579
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:40,340
When you're not being a twillock!
580
00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:42,380
Yeah? Thanks, Gillian.
581
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,020
'Ey, and, you know...
582
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,380
..thanks.
583
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:54,620
For last night.
584
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:58,980
I'm glad we talked about stuff.
585
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:02,500
Are you doing owt?
Tomorrow, for your birthday?
586
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:05,300
Nah.
587
00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,180
Do you fancy going out for a meal?
588
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,260
Or summat,
589
00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:13,860
some time?
590
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,060
Yeah.
591
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:18,700
Why not?
592
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:52,300
Do you want to stay?
593
00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:57,380
No. You can do.
594
00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:59,820
As much as I'd like to,
595
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:04,260
ask me when you're less likely
to regret it the morning after.
596
00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:06,020
I'm not pi...
597
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:08,740
I'm not that pissed.
598
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,340
HE SIGHS
Night, Gillian.
599
00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:14,900
Coward.
600
00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:18,020
Night night.
601
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:20,420
Night.
602
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,540
(Mum. Mum?)
603
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,100
Hello.
604
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,420
You should go to bed.
605
00:33:38,540 --> 00:33:39,620
Hmm.
606
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:48,260
Oh...
607
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,140
Where's Dad?
608
00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:52,340
Has he gone out? I don't know.
609
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:54,580
Why aren't you in bed?
610
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,380
Are you seeing someone?
611
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:05,180
How would you feel about it
if I was?
612
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:06,620
Fine.
613
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:09,180
If it's someone that deserves you.
614
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:11,460
OK.
615
00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:14,500
Well then, yes I am.
616
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,780
Seeing someone.
617
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:22,620
Is it Kate McKenzie?
618
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:23,980
What...
619
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:26,860
..makes you think that?
620
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,380
Is it?
621
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:31,860
OK, well, if...
622
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:35,340
If it, if, if it, erm...
623
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,780
it was...
624
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,140
..what would, how would you...
625
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:41,980
She's nice! I like her.
626
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,460
She's clever,
627
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:45,820
she's interesting, she's kind.
628
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:47,500
How...
629
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,820
How did you know?
630
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,340
I saw you.
631
00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:53,220
When you came in
to invigilate for my exam yesterday,
632
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:55,860
just the way you looked
at each other.
633
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,940
No-one else saw.
634
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,340
I won't embarrass you. I know.
635
00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:05,660
This wouldn't have happened
if your dad... I don't care.
636
00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:08,220
I want you to be happy.
637
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:09,340
Lawrence know?
638
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,380
No.
639
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,740
CLOCK CHIMES
640
00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:17,180
Happy birthday.
641
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:26,460
GILLIAN: Right, this had better
be good.
642
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:27,860
Ready? Yep.
643
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,460
Steady? No!
644
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,980
Ta-da!
645
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,620
Dad!
646
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,900
It goes.
647
00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:38,860
How much did you...
648
00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:39,900
Nowt!
649
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,220
We found it.
650
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,860
It were free, at side of t'road.
651
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:45,060
Oh, you shouldn't have.
You're getting married.
652
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,300
You're going to need all the
money... Shut up.
653
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:48,340
Nice one, Grandad.
654
00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:49,380
It's...
655
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,140
...beautiful. It's...
656
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:57,340
..got wheels and everything!
657
00:35:57,340 --> 00:36:00,140
I said to t'fella, only the best,
it's for our Gillian.
658
00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:01,660
You...
659
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,900
Dad!
660
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:06,380
Only thing is, the clutch has gone.
661
00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,060
So I've bought a new one,
662
00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:12,020
well, a re-whatsited one,
is on t'front seat.
663
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:14,060
So you'll...
664
00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:16,180
Be having to put that in myself.
665
00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:19,020
Well, you like mucking about
inside engines, don't you? So...
666
00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:20,860
Yeah.
667
00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:22,100
Thanks, Dad.
668
00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:25,340
Harry says otherwise
it were in perfect condition.
669
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:27,340
Harry? For its vintage.
670
00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:29,380
SHE LAUGHS
671
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:31,900
You pillock!
672
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,220
Right, I'm off.
Happy birthday, Mother.
673
00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:36,020
Oh!
674
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,860
See you, Gramps. Ta-ta, Celia.
675
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:40,020
Bye, love.
Hey, do you want a lift?
676
00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:41,260
In this?
677
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,860
Not in that.
678
00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:44,020
In that!
679
00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:47,820
Yeah, me and Celia are going to
t'registry office in Halifax, so...
680
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:48,860
Are you?
681
00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:50,260
Yeah, just to have a look.
682
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:53,380
Oh, well, yeah, yeah,
I mean, if you're going that way.
683
00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:10,980
Out. Get off me, bitch!
684
00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:12,460
I am not having him.
685
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,100
I am sick of him,
686
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,740
I am sick to the back teeth of him.
687
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:19,100
You are nothing but trouble.
688
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,980
Bloody nuisance, he is.
689
00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,620
Yeah, well he's not
coming back 'ere!
690
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:26,500
Well, you should have thought
about that before you started
mucking about with him.
691
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,940
It's your fault he's in this mess.
Bitch! Liar!
692
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:32,060
I only got in t'car cos she said
she was taking me round me granny's.
693
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:33,780
You're not leaving him here!
694
00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:36,540
Watch me. You're not!
695
00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:39,220
ENGINE STARTS
696
00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:42,100
I'll get t'keys for t'car.
Do you want to get in, Raffy?
697
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,700
Bitch!
698
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:44,980
Raff?
699
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:27,300
TYPING
700
00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:30,060
She's not a lesbian.
701
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,420
Oh, OK. So what would you call it,
then?
702
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:35,060
If she's getting into bed
with another woman.
703
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,340
No, she's just not a lesbian.
704
00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:38,980
Whatever it is she's doing
with this other woman, she's not...
705
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,860
She just doesn't look like a lesbian.
706
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,700
I know what lesbians look like.
We have them on campus.
707
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,500
They meet in Derwent Bar
on Monday nights.
708
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,380
God! Aren't you quaint?!
What decade do you live in?
709
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:50,900
Do you think she looks like...?
Oh, you've never seen her.
710
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,580
No, but I'm warming to her.
711
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,300
I wonder what it's like.
712
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,380
What?
713
00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:58,460
To get hot and steamy
with another woman.
714
00:38:58,460 --> 00:38:59,500
God, well,
715
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,180
I can't imagine it's...
Well, what is it? What do they do?
716
00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:04,780
They haven't got anything
to do anything with, have they?
717
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:06,660
Are you being deliberately stupid?
718
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:10,900
No, course not, you're just
lashing out. Who wouldn't?
719
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:14,580
You've just found out that
the woman you've been married
to...for how long?
720
00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:15,980
18 years.
721
00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:17,820
18 years!
722
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:21,020
Has probably been faking it,
every single time.
723
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,540
No, no, she hasn't,
she wouldn't, she's not...
724
00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:25,940
Well, either that
or every time you made her come
725
00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:28,900
she was pretending that you were,
you know, a girl.
726
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,900
A girly, a girly-whirly!
727
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,060
No, no, no, that's...
728
00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:34,380
We had... Me and Caroline
had fantastic...
729
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:36,700
You don't know what's
in people's heads.
730
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:39,140
You don't know what was in
my head when I shagged you.
731
00:39:39,140 --> 00:39:42,220
Well, what is?
Well, I could be thinking all sorts.
732
00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,500
Anything.
733
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,060
Yeah, well, what?
734
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:46,140
I'm not telling you!
735
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,540
I've been used.
736
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:51,740
No, you haven't.
737
00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:53,220
Well, yeah, you have.
738
00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:56,860
But hasn't everybody at some stage?
739
00:39:58,420 --> 00:39:59,820
PHONE BEEPS AND VIBRATES
740
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:01,940
It's her.
741
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:04,660
Oh, shall I answer it?
742
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:05,780
Yes?
743
00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:06,940
Where are you?
744
00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:09,140
Does it matter?
Where did you sleep last night?
745
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,140
It doesn't... I'm not...
It's none of your...
746
00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:12,980
Have you moved out again
or something?
747
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:14,580
No! OK, well,
748
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:19,500
I'm planning to cook tonight for
my birthday for my, erm...friend.
749
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,540
And the boys.
750
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:22,820
I want to know if you'll be
in or out.
751
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,700
I don't know where I'll be.
752
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:26,700
OK. Well, if you're in,
753
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:28,860
given that it's where you live,
754
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,180
I'd, er...
755
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,780
I'd like you to join us.
756
00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:35,540
Are you serious?
757
00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:37,580
Yes, assuming
you'd only accept the invitation
758
00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:41,020
if you were going to behave like an
adult in front of the children.
759
00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:45,620
Piss off, you sanctimonious,
patronising mad bitch!
760
00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:52,500
Problem? She's invited me
for dinner with her and her...
761
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,620
Oh, are you going?
762
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,860
No! Do you want to know
what she looks like?
763
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:58,580
No! I don't want to see that...
764
00:41:00,540 --> 00:41:01,700
Hang on. What?
765
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,780
My God! It's that woman
she had in the garden
766
00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:05,700
when she chucked
all that water over me.
767
00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:07,140
Lawrence said she was a lesbian.
768
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:09,580
Go on, go and have dinner
with them. No!
769
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:11,300
Oh, OK.
770
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:12,340
Shame.
771
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,500
Cos, thing is, to be frank, John,
772
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:15,900
I don't want you here either.
773
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:18,740
I've started to realise
what a bad influence you are on me.
774
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,180
It seems very impersonal.
775
00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:40,460
I'm still cross about the church.
776
00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:42,940
Maybe if she'd accommodated us,
777
00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:45,900
that vicar,
we'd have started going again.
778
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:48,780
I think she took
a very short-term view.
779
00:41:48,780 --> 00:41:50,660
What about Southowram?
780
00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:53,540
Well, they did offer.
781
00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:57,140
I thought you said wild horses
wouldn't drag you back there.
782
00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:00,380
Yes, I know I did,
but if it's the only place...
783
00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,940
No, it's no good then, is it?
784
00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:06,780
They have a lovely chapel
at Caroline's school.
785
00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:10,580
I went there once to
a little concert she'd organised.
786
00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:12,860
Do they not hire it out
for weddings?
787
00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:14,140
Who?
788
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,420
The school!
789
00:42:16,780 --> 00:42:19,540
Would you want
to get wed in Harrogate?
790
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:23,500
I don't mind where we get wed,
as long as it's what you want.
791
00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:56,900
PHONE RINGS
792
00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:02,340
Hello?
793
00:43:02,340 --> 00:43:03,780
Gillian, hello, it's John.
794
00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:04,820
Elliott.
795
00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:06,140
Caroline's... Oh, hello.
796
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:08,460
Who is it?
I'm sorry I'm ringing you.
797
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,540
I...
798
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:11,060
What's happening? Anything?
799
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:13,980
I was just wondering...
The thing is...
800
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:16,580
Oh, dear.
801
00:43:16,580 --> 00:43:18,180
Are you all right?
802
00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:21,660
I'm not entirely certain
why I'm ringing you. Just...
803
00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:23,300
Has something happened?
804
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:26,500
You gave me such good advice that
time, you know, when Caroline
805
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,020
drove off without me and...
806
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,340
What's up?
807
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:31,860
Can I come over?
808
00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:34,620
If you like.
809
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:35,700
Would you mind?
810
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,300
No, course not. What's it...
811
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,620
What's it to do with?
812
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,100
It's, it's...
813
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,820
Just say it.
814
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,260
Caroline.
815
00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:45,300
Caroline?
816
00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:47,460
Is she all right?
817
00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:58,620
DOORBELL RINGS
818
00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:05,660
Hi.
819
00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:06,860
Come in.
820
00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:07,900
Hello, William.
821
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:09,060
Hi.
822
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,420
For you.
823
00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:11,900
Happy birthday!
824
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:15,260
William, can you take
Kate's coat, please?
825
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:18,380
Dinner's going to be
another 40 minutes, sorry.
826
00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:19,780
It's fine, I'll help you.
827
00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:20,980
Thanks, William.
828
00:44:20,980 --> 00:44:25,580
Or would you like to play
Scrabble while Mum's cooking,
if you like, or...?
829
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,420
God, haven't played
Scrabble in years.
830
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:30,420
I'll see if Lawrence wants to.
He can't spell,
but it's good for him.
831
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:38,140
I told him. He knows.
832
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:40,180
He's been brilliant about it.
833
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:45,220
I've not told Lawrence. I'm just
waiting for the right kind of...
834
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:46,820
Yeah. ...moment.
835
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:47,860
OK.
836
00:44:58,020 --> 00:44:59,740
Are you going to stay tonight?
837
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:00,860
Sure.
838
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,740
Is John not...?
Oh, I haven't a clue where John is.
839
00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:10,820
TV: CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
840
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:26,940
THEY SIGH
841
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,820
Do you know, my feet!
842
00:45:28,820 --> 00:45:31,980
Mm, yeah, but
we're making progress now.
843
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:34,900
We still don't know
where we're living!
844
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:38,740
Well, we could spend
a few weeks here and then
a few weeks over in Harrogate.
845
00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:41,380
We could alternate at intervals.
846
00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:43,740
That way, they can all get
equally sick of us.
847
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:47,460
Yeah, and we can get
equally sick of them!
848
00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:51,540
Oh, I'm not sure about
this hat now I've bought it.
849
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,980
Well, buy another one.
You've got three weeks.
850
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:56,300
Yeah. Bugger the expense.
851
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:58,460
Buy the cat a goldfish.
852
00:45:58,460 --> 00:45:59,740
Celia?
853
00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:02,180
What, my love?
854
00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:05,700
What I told you yesterday...
855
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:07,300
What about it?
856
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:10,860
Well, it were manslaughter.
857
00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:12,540
I don't know if I made that clear.
858
00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:16,540
Even though he'd tried to take
his own life, she could've still...
859
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:17,580
Alan?
860
00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:19,380
It's forgotten.
861
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:22,900
Well, I just want to know that...
862
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,020
you realise...
863
00:46:24,020 --> 00:46:27,540
Listen, one of the great things
about getting older -
864
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:29,380
I don't know if you feel the same -
865
00:46:29,380 --> 00:46:31,860
is that very little shocks
you any more.
866
00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:34,740
And that certainly doesn't.
867
00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:36,780
You know that.
868
00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:41,780
HE SIGHS HAPPILY
869
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,940
Have you got my perfume?
870
00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:50,660
Celia!
We've shopped till we've dropped!
871
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:53,940
John's here.
872
00:46:53,940 --> 00:46:56,540
Er, he's been here all afternoon.
873
00:46:56,540 --> 00:46:59,060
And, erm...
he's had a bit to drink.
874
00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:02,260
What?
And he's being a bit...emotional.
875
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,500
Why, what's happened?
876
00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:07,460
OK, erm, well...
877
00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:09,740
erm, Caroline, um...
878
00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:10,860
Is she all right?
879
00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:12,780
She's fine. She's...
880
00:47:12,780 --> 00:47:15,260
She's... She's... She's... She's...
881
00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:16,700
Has she been in an accident?
882
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,940
No! No, no, no, no.
She was all right at lunchtime
883
00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:21,540
when we spoke to her about the
chapel. No, she's fine.
884
00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:24,340
She's fine.
It's nothing to do with that.
885
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:25,860
Right. Is that Celia?
886
00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:29,220
Yeah, sounds like it. Listen, pal,
why don't you let Gillian...
887
00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:31,300
Oi! Celia!
888
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,660
He...
889
00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:33,820
She, er...
890
00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:36,660
Oh, John ought to tell you himself,
really. Well, no, Caroline.
891
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:39,100
CONVERSATION CONTINUES IN DISTANCE
892
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:43,220
The thing is, John's had
a bit to drink, and he's...
893
00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:45,380
Celia! Oh, God.
894
00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:47,580
What's happened?!
Nothing's happened.
895
00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:49,220
What are you doing here?
896
00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:50,740
Came to see Gillian.
897
00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:53,180
How much have you had to drink?
898
00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:56,260
Loads.
Has something happened with Caroline?
899
00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:58,340
Well, yeah, you could
kind of say that.
900
00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,860
No, it's... John, you're very drunk.
Just bear that in mind
901
00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:02,820
before you say anything else.
902
00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:05,860
Can someone kindly tell Celia
what's going on?
903
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,460
Did you know that
Caroline's a lesbian?
904
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:16,420
What's he talking about?
905
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:19,260
Did you know that? Did you know that
I've been married to this woman?
906
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:21,860
And you wonder why I had an affair?
This woman,
907
00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:23,700
who for 19 years
908
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:25,900
has been either faking it or...
909
00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:27,300
Shut up.
910
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,900
Gillian, shut him up.
911
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:31,580
What a bloody silly thing to say.
912
00:48:31,580 --> 00:48:33,420
Do you know how that makes me feel?
913
00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:37,500
Your ridiculous bloody daughter...
Hey, that's enough
of that sort of talk.
914
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:41,420
What's he doing here, anyway?
Why's he here upsetting people?
915
00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:44,420
Alan! John,
you're upsetting her. I don't care!
916
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:47,260
Well, I do. Come on, let's take it
outside. Get your hands off me!
917
00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:49,140
I want you to calm down.
918
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:51,540
That's wicked, coming out
with something like that.
919
00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:53,300
And who've you been telling it to?
920
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,620
I'm saying it cos it's true,
921
00:48:54,620 --> 00:48:56,980
cos she's been having it off
with another woman!
922
00:48:56,980 --> 00:48:59,660
Get him out of the way.
Come on, outside.
923
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:02,220
What are you doing? Get outside!
924
00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:03,980
What woman?
925
00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:07,900
Come... Come and sit down.
I'll make you some tea.
926
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:10,020
I don't want any tea!
927
00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,860
I want to go home.
928
00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:15,980
At school? In the chapel.
929
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:18,580
Then we'll move on to somewhere else
for the reception.
930
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:21,620
I'm checking out a few
possible venues for them.
931
00:49:21,620 --> 00:49:24,340
It'll be fantastic.
It'll be gorgeous.
932
00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:26,860
It'll be just what she wants.
It's so amazing. Your mum!
933
00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:29,100
I know! I know, it's perfect.
934
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,740
It's wonderful.
935
00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:32,140
It's what she deserves.
936
00:49:32,140 --> 00:49:35,740
Even if she's had to wait
all this time to get it.
937
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:40,020
Can I get drunk? No.
938
00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:41,260
DOORBELL RINGS
939
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:45,260
SLURRED: Oh! Hello!
940
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:47,500
Er...
941
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,660
can I help you?
942
00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:50,940
Sorry, I dropped a bottle of wine.
943
00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:53,220
Just now. It was...
944
00:49:53,220 --> 00:49:54,420
meant to be a present.
945
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,740
Are you...Caroline?
946
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:02,580
I was looking for John. Is he in?
947
00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:05,500
Judith?
948
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,020
Yeah.
949
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:09,180
No, he's not in.
I don't know where he is.
950
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:11,220
Oh. Right.
951
00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:13,620
I think I've upset him.
952
00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:16,820
I wanted to apologise to him.
953
00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:20,020
But I guess that
you're here now, so...
954
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:22,420
Have you seen him?
955
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:24,820
This morning. But, you know,
it's over.
956
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:26,420
It's good.
957
00:50:26,420 --> 00:50:29,300
Even so, I don't want to hurt him.
958
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,860
And hey, listen, it's great!
959
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:35,100
I'm really cool with it. Well done.
960
00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:37,860
Sorry?
961
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:39,380
I used to have
962
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:43,460
this horrendous crush
on one of my dad's girlfriends.
963
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:46,620
So, you know, I'm right there
with you.
964
00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:47,980
What are you talking about?
965
00:50:47,980 --> 00:50:51,340
I used to imagine
what it might be like to snog her.
966
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:53,340
Would you like me to call you
a taxi? No.
967
00:50:53,340 --> 00:50:55,060
And listen...
968
00:50:55,060 --> 00:50:56,140
Caroline...
969
00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,580
I'm sorry I...
970
00:50:57,580 --> 00:51:00,220
You know, in the end,
971
00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:02,500
maybe it wasn't entirely his fault.
972
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,740
Not that I'm defending him.
Useless twat.
973
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:07,460
But there's got to be something,
hasn't there, not working,
974
00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:09,420
before a bloke...
975
00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:11,220
goes off? Mind where you're...
976
00:51:11,220 --> 00:51:12,740
GLASS SMASHES
977
00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:13,860
Judith!
978
00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:18,260
What are you doing?!
I'm helping you!
979
00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:20,860
Kate! Was that Caroline?
980
00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:53,620
He's asleep.
981
00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:55,820
What a puff.
982
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:57,820
Fainting!
983
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:01,340
You don't have to stay, you know.
I can handle things.
984
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:04,940
I'm 15. I'll stay here with you
until your mum gets back.
985
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:09,740
She's seeing someone. Mum.
986
00:52:09,740 --> 00:52:11,780
Did you know? Yes.
987
00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:13,540
Yes.
988
00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:14,740
I did know.
989
00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:17,540
Who?
990
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:20,300
Well...
991
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,780
I expect she'll talk it through
with you when she's ready.
992
00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:26,340
"Talk it through"? What do you mean?
993
00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:29,220
PHONE RINGS
994
00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:30,540
Will that be her?
995
00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:33,780
Hello? Hi. Is that William?
996
00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:34,860
Lawrence.
997
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,340
Lawrence.
998
00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:39,300
Hi. Er, it's Gillian,
Alan's daughter.
999
00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:40,900
Is Caroline there?
1000
00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:44,020
No, she's had to rush
somebody into hospital.
1001
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:46,140
Oh. Er...
1002
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:47,660
Oh, erm...
1003
00:52:47,660 --> 00:52:51,060
Um...that'll be why
she hasn't been picking up
1004
00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:53,140
her mobile, then. Why?
1005
00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:54,740
Well, cos...
1006
00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:58,700
Can you give her a message from me
when she gets back?
1007
00:52:58,700 --> 00:52:59,900
Yep.
1008
00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:00,940
Can you tell her...
1009
00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:03,060
er...
1010
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:07,100
her mother's driving over
with me dad in the dark.
1011
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,780
I couldn't stop them. I tried.
1012
00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:12,460
And you know, neither of them's
eyesight is that good. But, er,
1013
00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:15,140
I wanted to just warn her
1014
00:53:15,140 --> 00:53:18,100
that she's upset. Erm, Celia.
1015
00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:19,860
You, your granny. She's upset...
1016
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:24,980
..cos she's found out
about this relationship, erm...
1017
00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:26,940
Caroline's been having...
1018
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:31,300
..with, er, with...with...
1019
00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:32,700
Kate.
1020
00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:36,180
Yeah.
1021
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,420
Kate.
1022
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:40,140
What, you knew?
1023
00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:43,460
Yeah.
1024
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:47,980
OK.
1025
00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:51,140
Right. I'll...I'll tell her.
1026
00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:53,420
Bye.
1027
00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:54,940
Bye.
1028
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,780
What?
1029
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:04,660
Raff's gone to bed.
1030
00:54:04,660 --> 00:54:07,820
I'm going to get off. I'm up at six.
1031
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:08,860
OK.
1032
00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:12,140
Are you all right with this joker,
or do you want me to deposit him
somewhere?
1033
00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:15,780
No, leave him. He's upset.
He can sleep down here
1034
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:19,380
with Paul. I'll find him a duvet.
1035
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,460
Right.
1036
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:23,580
Night. Night.
1037
00:54:31,140 --> 00:54:32,780
Night. Night.
1038
00:54:39,660 --> 00:54:41,620
SHE SIGHS
1039
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:06,100
Help yourself.
1040
00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:10,900
Dozy bugger.
1041
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:16,180
I suppose...
1042
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,740
you won't believe me...
1043
00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:21,700
if I said I didn't really
come over here to do that.
1044
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,340
It was just an excuse, really...
1045
00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:28,940
..to see you again.
1046
00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:31,860
I've...
1047
00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:33,500
kept thinking about you.
1048
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,620
HE SIGHS
1049
00:56:00,180 --> 00:56:03,220
Sorry, I need to rest me eyes
for five minutes.
1050
00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:06,980
Would you like a cup of coffee?
1051
00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:09,620
Mm, we can do.
1052
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:15,700
He'll have t'wrong end of t'stick.
1053
00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:17,340
Ring her!
1054
00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:19,660
No.
1055
00:56:19,660 --> 00:56:20,940
Would you like me to ring her?
1056
00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,300
No!
1057
00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,020
I can't decide....
1058
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:38,300
..if you're an evil git
1059
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:41,820
or if it's actually
quite...flattering
1060
00:56:41,820 --> 00:56:43,900
and romantic that you'd go
to such lengths
1061
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:47,420
and piss so many people off
so massively
1062
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:49,180
just to have an excuse
to come and see me.
1063
00:56:49,180 --> 00:56:51,620
None of it, it wasn't...
1064
00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:52,940
I didn't plan it.
1065
00:56:54,940 --> 00:56:56,780
And I'm not horrible.
1066
00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:59,300
Just like you...
1067
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,900
said.
1068
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:03,700
About when Raff got annoyed
with you. I'm just...
1069
00:57:05,980 --> 00:57:07,380
..disappointingly human.
1070
00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:21,860
Do you want to go upstairs?
1071
00:57:32,660 --> 00:57:36,460
She's called Zanzibar, but I just
call her Kate for short,
1072
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:38,060
it's easier.
1073
00:57:38,060 --> 00:57:40,020
I think it would be better if
I moved out.
1074
00:57:40,020 --> 00:57:43,020
What's up with Caroline being
a bit of a dyke anyway.
1075
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:45,420
He thinks I should meet Kate.
1076
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:46,460
Come in.
1077
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:48,660
Are you all right?
Yeah, it'll be indigestion.
1078
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:51,780
The only one who's got anything to
lose this evening is her.
1079
00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:54,380
Turned my stomach when
I saw her touch you.
1080
00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:56,340
Sorry, did you say something? Nope.
1081
00:57:56,340 --> 00:58:00,100
She disappointed me the way she
talked to Caroline, I were shocked.
1082
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:03,140
You're not going to fall out
with her though, are you? Dad?
1083
00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:28,380
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