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In light of this season's
heavy beaver population,
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how difficult has work
been given your current state?
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Oh- well you see,
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I got to wrap it up
every day to make sure
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those buggers don't
try to gnaw it off...
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I looked over and I
saw the tree start to lean
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I barely had enough time
to throw the camera down and-
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Ruin my interview
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Naturally, I got
my poor little brother
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out of the way just in time
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That was a close
one, wasn't it, Geoff?
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Sure was, Rich
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Oh, yes, and let me
tell you the best part
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We were interviewing this logger
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Sorry
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He had this
wooden leg, so
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he couldn't really
move that well
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That moment I hit my-
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♪ Cuts in on all my stories,
don't know why I'm surprised ♪
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♪ Saved his
life, he gets the glory ♪
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I don't
need your help here, kiddo
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♪ Don't
know why I waste my time ♪
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♪ Every girl I met in high
school, he'd cut me off and
still my line ♪
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♪ Never stood
a chance against him ♪
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Oh, they think he's so dreamy
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♪ Cause he
does everything right ♪
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♪ He does everything right ♪
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♪ Make a way
'cause Rich is coming ♪
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♪ Look away,
his eyes are stunning ♪
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♪ He does everything right ♪
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♪ He does everything right ♪
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♪ He envies me for everything
Don't know why I'm surprised ♪
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♪ Who saves
this boring stories? ♪
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Me! Don't
worry Geoff, Rich is here
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♪ He does everything right ♪
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♪ He does everything right
Oh, he does everything right ♪
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♪ Hear them shout out Rich's
praise- your uneventful lives
he saves ♪
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♪ 'Cause he
does everything right ♪
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♪ He does everything right ♪
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♪ The restaurants insisting that
he tours all their kitchens- ♪
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♪ Oh, well he
does everything right ♪
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It's not his fault.
What can he do?
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Well, when- you know
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♪ He does everything
right He does everything right ♪
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♪ He does everything right ♪
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♪ Don't know how he does it ♪
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♪ Don't know how I do it ♪
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♪ How does he do it all so well?
He's the best around here ♪
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♪ Guess he's the best ♪
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♪ I'm the
best and they can tell ♪
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♪ How could we deserve him? ♪
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♪ I really
think I've earned this ♪
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♪ ... You can all just go to- ♪
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♪ He does everything
right He does everything right ♪
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♪ He does everything right ♪
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Where did you
hear about this guy?
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Oh, he actually contacted
US with the lead- He said he
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called every other news station,
but that I was the only one-
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Wait, so Phil
didn't green light this?
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Well-
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Geoff, picking
stories is not your strong suit
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Stick to cameras Let
me handle everything else
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I think you
should listen to this guy-
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he's got a killer story, and
I think he might be THE one to-
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I'll be the judge of that
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I guess it's up to ol'
Rich to polish yet another...
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Rich!
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Turd
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Well, this is Clyde Schaefer-
Clyde, Rich, our lead reporter
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Mister Brewer!
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Gosh, I sure am glad that
you're interested in our story
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You know, exposure-
That is exactly what we need
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Absolutely. Clyde, I tell you,
I took one look at your story
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and I said to
myself, now, THIS is news...
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Alright, what- what he said-
You're all mic'd up,
let's get ready to go
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Alright.
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We're here at
Kingdom Beyond Community,
just south of Eldritch
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with Elder Clyde Schaefer-
Clyde, tell us about what's
going on out here.
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Yes, sir. Well, we have, uh,
out here we are part of an
amazing community
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All right- And we share
everything We share struggles,
We share possessions,
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We share wives
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Wives? Is this
some sort of... cult?
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No-
No It's a community!
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♪ It's great to be in a
community- you all have the
same ideals ♪
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♪ It's great to be in a
community- you can work together
on your problems ♪
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♪ It's great to be in a
community and pay that
temple tax ♪
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Half our earnings!
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♪ It's great to be in a
community- we can wear these
burlap hats ♪
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They're exclusive!
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♪ It's great to be in a
community- why would we
ever leave ♪
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We can't
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Okay, so... can you tell me why
you brought us out here today?
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♪ It's great to be in a
community We care for you alive
or dead ♪
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Either one'll do!
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Alive OR dead?
What do you mean?
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Well, a ways back, we lost one
of our family members
unexpectedly
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and then... we
brought 'em back to life!
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Oh, that's a wrap
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Sorry
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♪ It's great to be in a
community Someday we'll bring
them back ♪
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Why waste our time? If they
can't prove anything,
it's not news
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He was so sincere, not to
mention the fact that the whole
group was convinced
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Trust me, it's just another ploy
to get more losers sucked into
their cult
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People can be SO self-centered
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Could you imagine
though, if it was true?
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Like, what it would mean to the
world to be able to cure death?
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Even if it's
partially true- which it's not-
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best case scenario,
we're encouraging grave robbing
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But-
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You and that little friend of
yours need to stop reading so
many comics
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The dead don't
come back to life, Geoff
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Alright, let's get to it
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Sorry about the interview, Rich
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Geoffrey, you gotta vet leads
before you waste your
brother's time
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Zombies...
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Quiet
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All right, well, before
we get to new assignments,
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I would like
to welcome Jill Coleman
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Jill will be interning
with research, much like Tina
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All right, team, let's get at it
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Hey, that's a pretty cool camera
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Thanks
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My first was a Super 8
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Whoa- old school!
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Yeah- My dad and I used to make
these dorky, old home movies
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That's so cool- I
used to do the same thing
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I'm Jill, by the way
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So I've heard
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Oh, right
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I'm Geoff- I'm one of
the field producers here
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So I've heard- Just out of
curiosity, What was all that
zombie stuff about?
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Oh, that.
Well, Rich and I were-
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Your brother, right?
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Right. We were interviewing
some guy out in the sticks
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who said he'd
raised someone from the dead
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What? Where did
you find a crazy lead like that?
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Some guy just called the station
and said he had something big
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to share with the world.
I wish I could-
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Find someone to offer a tour to
this lovely lady? Rich Brewer,
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I'm sure you've heard of me.
What was your name again?
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Uh, Jill Coleman
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Oh, Jill- please
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Geoffrey- You're right. On
paper, you're the most
qualified-
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By a mile. Mile
and a half, even.
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But...
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The public knows Rich. They
see his face all the damn time-
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He's got a fan
page, for crying out loud
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It's just a group of housewives
with nothing better to do than-
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They have a float with his
frickin' face on it, Geoffrey
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He's his own biggest fan.
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He's an Eldritch icon,
and the board isn't willing to
upset the core viewers
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Right
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Look, I'll make a
second push for you, all right?
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But at least three of the women
and one of the men on the board
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is in his little fan club, so...
there's no guarantees,
all right?
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But- stay optimistic. It's
good for everyone else's morale
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Thanks, Phil
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Mm-hm
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But don't hold your
breath, all right? Hang in there
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Wanna play on
the teeter-totters?
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Really? that's-
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His LEAST favorite part of
the playground, but I like it
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Geoff?
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Geoff?
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Geoff!
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Are you all right, man?
You keep spacing out
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I just can't get over how Rich
snaked that promotion from me
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It's not a done deal yet.
Besides, why do you keep
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hanging out with the one person
that makes you so miserable?
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I'm a victim of circumstance.
There are only so many field
reporters
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and the news
station keeps pairing us up
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What about you?
How's your blog?
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Oh, it's going all right, but...
I'm pretty sure my nemesis
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is the one person that
keeps trolling me on there
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You've got to stop referring
to her as your nemesis, man
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What else am I supposed
to call her, huh? I mean, ever-
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ever since she found out
that I still live with my mom-
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And that
you don't have a license
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She keeps posting shit about me
on the forum. That was
bad enough,
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but now it's on my personal
blog? Like,
I don't care if you're eight-
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you need an ass kicking
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Can you stop saying
those kinds of things in public?
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Keep it in the ring.
When's your next tournament?
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It's, uh, this weekend?
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Dude, you promised to
come up with me this weekend
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I cannot spend the next two days
with just my parents and Rich
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Like, I don't have a choice,
though. With the shit she's been
throwing my way
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I gotta put her down
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Besides, I paid already, so
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I cannot believe you're putting
this dumb rivalry over my sanity
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I thought we were friends, man
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You're just jealous that
I have two girls in my life
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and you can't even get one
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Right- I'm jealous of your
pre-teen nemesis and your mom
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There was a new
girl at work today, though
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The scary one?
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Ugh- no, not Tina. Jill.
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She seems to
know a lot about cameras
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Oh, then you MUST be interested.
She hot?
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Doesn't even matter. Rich took
her on a tour of the station
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So?
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I just know how these
things wind up. What do I have
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to offer that
Rich can't do better?
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Hmm- Yeah, that's a good point.
I can't really think of anything
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Thanks
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Oh, come on, man. Look,
Rich can't see anything past his
own reflection
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So if you show this girl just an
ounce of depth,
I'm pretty sure she'll dig you
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Shit, is that the time? My mom's
been waiting in the
parking lot for
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like, 10 minutes-
She's going to be pissed
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Dude, why don't you
just get your own license?
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It gives me an excuse
to drink as much as I want.
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Have you ever
heard of ridesharing?
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Is that like the bikes with the
two seats for like, two people?
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You're- you're messing with me
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And then like,
like the family...
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You know what it is!
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Oh, is that the thing
that the Flintstones drive?
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I've shown you it on my phone
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Hey, just remember what I said,
okay? And tell your brother to
back off
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or I'll punch
him in his pretty face
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Oh, yeah? I
thought you were a pacifist
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Not with your brother...
or punk-ass eight year old girls
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I'm coming! Have a good
night, man. I'll see you later
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♪ All these years I've been
competing Wasting energy
comparing ♪
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♪ to a brother who
comes out of everything ahead ♪
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♪ Then I got a job on TV,
on my own I started dreaming
of glory ♪
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♪ and then
Rich stole that instead ♪
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♪ If I told him what I
wanted, he'd beat me to it ♪
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♪ Hold it tightly to ensure it
wasn't mine Didn't even seem to
really want it ♪
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♪ But if I had something
that caught somebody's eye ♪
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♪ He'd thunder in
and take it every time ♪
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♪ Life here would
be easy if he'd leave- ♪
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♪ Life here would
be easy if he'd leave. ♪
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♪ Maybe it's my fault- try
so hard to be the right guy ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm too easy going,
no one's cheering for the
nice guy ♪
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♪ Time to take back what's
been taken,
Stand up for what I want ♪
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♪ Then again, it won't be easy-
Is it worth it? Maybe-
Maybe not. ♪
238
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:17,812
♪ What's so great about my
brother,
Wish I could make him go away♪
239
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:27,087
♪ Life here would be easy if
he'd leave Life here would be
easy if he'd... ♪
240
00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:29,122
♪leave ♪
241
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,135
And that's why
bigger is not always better
242
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,037
And... cut
243
00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:46,708
Thank you for your time, Mrs.
Johnson
244
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:49,677
I never knew there was so
much to learn about sausages!
245
00:16:49,811 --> 00:16:52,547
Oh, you learn a
thing or two over the years
246
00:16:52,914 --> 00:16:57,084
Mrs. Johnson! Oh-ho-ho!
247
00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:04,893
All this talk has me thinking
about that new girl from
the office
248
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,059
What's her face?
249
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,461
You mean Jill?
250
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:10,732
Jill- that's right!
I wonder what she's like
251
00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:14,034
She seems tame,
but sometimes the nerdy ones-
252
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:21,108
Would you stop! Why do you
always have to talk about women
like that?
253
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:26,648
You like her, don't you?
Too bad she's into me
254
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,851
What? No! I
mean... So what?
255
00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:35,455
That doesn't change the
fact you're still a douche
256
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:41,128
Well, nice
guys finish last, G-string
257
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:53,240
So... homecoming is
coming around the corner
258
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,310
Do you...
have a date yet?
259
00:17:56,711 --> 00:18:02,282
Well, I was hoping
that you would go with-
260
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:05,787
Me! Let's
talk about it over lunch
261
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,701
That's what I thought.
You need to grow a pair
262
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,816
Let's get this over with
263
00:18:40,688 --> 00:18:43,256
Where's your lame-ass friend?
264
00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:09,249
Hey, Mom- Hey, Dad
265
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:12,352
Oh, Oh!
266
00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:17,725
Great job on that
story about the rabid possum
267
00:19:17,859 --> 00:19:21,395
How many ended up in
the hospital on that deal?
268
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:39,179
Well, this is going
to be a killer weekend
269
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:56,764
Fff-
270
00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,533
So when did you meet her?
271
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,334
She's the new girl at the
station. Just started this week
272
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:05,873
Oh, that's my boy-
Women can't resist a Brewer!
273
00:20:07,108 --> 00:20:08,208
Ugh
274
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:11,979
Rich, you ought to give
Geoff some pointers about how to
275
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:13,480
win over the ladies
276
00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:15,382
Well, Dad- if I
thought it would do any good...
277
00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:20,353
Ooh!
When WAS the last time you asked a girl out, son?
278
00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:24,992
It's just not that simple.
I'm waiting for the right girl,
279
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:29,630
and besides, work is busy.
Things keep getting in the way
280
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:33,568
Well hell, son, don't you
and Rich keep the same hours?
281
00:20:33,701 --> 00:20:37,739
He makes it a priority. Doesn't
spend his time futzing
with cameras
282
00:20:37,872 --> 00:20:41,142
You got to get out there, son!
Your mother and I've been
283
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:45,412
wanting grandchildren for far
too long- From the both of you
284
00:20:46,214 --> 00:20:50,184
Your father's right- We would
like to see some grandchildren
285
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,753
before we pass away
286
00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:56,524
Oh Heather, did you hear
about Rich's new girlfriend?
287
00:20:56,657 --> 00:21:00,728
When you do give us grandkids,
they better be legitimate!
288
00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:02,362
Oh!
289
00:21:02,496 --> 00:21:04,899
Oh Jim, stop that!
290
00:21:37,031 --> 00:21:39,934
I just saw the latest
clip for tonight. Great work!
291
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:41,135
Thanks
292
00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,004
You're the best
293
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,572
Thank you
294
00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:47,074
Hey, you're the man
295
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,543
Oh, thanks
296
00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:51,344
You did it!
297
00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,148
We're taking a second
look at that cult piece,
298
00:21:54,282 --> 00:21:55,283
because it's going to be big
299
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,316
Really?
300
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,652
Yes!
301
00:21:57,785 --> 00:21:59,120
You're doing some
great work around here
302
00:21:59,253 --> 00:22:00,188
Thanks, buddy
303
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,222
So amazing
304
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,957
Thank you
305
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:06,127
Looks like someone is a shoo-in
for that new anchor position
306
00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:07,762
Congratulations
307
00:22:07,895 --> 00:22:11,464
Seriously, that's amazing!
I can't wait to tell my parents!
308
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:13,400
When were you going to tell me?
309
00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:28,516
No... No!!!
310
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:50,370
Was dinner good?
311
00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:53,841
Oh, I put a plate for
you in the fridge, sweetie
312
00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:56,277
You know,
your father and schedules
313
00:22:56,744 --> 00:23:00,581
Dinner's at 6 so we
don't miss the show at 6:30!
314
00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:12,727
♪ He does everything right ♪
315
00:23:13,928 --> 00:23:18,165
♪ I swipe everything right ♪
316
00:23:24,038 --> 00:23:27,440
♪ My favorite show's tonight ♪
317
00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:31,846
Geoff, let's
get a fire going in here
318
00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:49,830
Oh!
319
00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:05,046
♪ Make a way 'cause Rich is
coming Look away,
his eyes are stunning ♪
320
00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:11,652
♪ He does everything
right He does everything right ♪
321
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:27,601
♪ I envy him for everything-
don't know why I'm surprised! ♪
322
00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:37,211
♪ Who saves my boring stories? ♪
323
00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:41,582
Rich! Don't worry,
Geoff- Rich is here!
324
00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:47,254
♪ And Rich does everything- ♪
325
00:24:57,665 --> 00:25:04,939
Rich! Oh, my God-
What do I do? What?
326
00:25:29,463 --> 00:25:31,198
Geoff, is everything all right?
327
00:25:31,332 --> 00:25:36,670
Yeah, Mom. Uh, the news station
called- big story or something
328
00:25:36,804 --> 00:25:39,540
They really
needed Rich, I'm sorry
329
00:25:39,673 --> 00:25:41,609
Of course- and where's Rich?
330
00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:45,046
Oh, Rich, he's... in the back
331
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:48,416
All right, well, bye boys!
332
00:25:48,783 --> 00:25:52,286
Bye, Rich! Do me proud, boy
333
00:25:53,821 --> 00:25:55,623
Sure thing, Dad!
334
00:26:54,516 --> 00:26:55,816
Freeze!
335
00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:07,995
Someone walk over your grave?
336
00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:12,833
What?
grave? No... no
337
00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:18,038
Hey, Geoff- No hard feelings
about the anchor thing, I hope
338
00:27:18,272 --> 00:27:22,009
What? Oh, right-
Oh, yeah. It's- It's fine
339
00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:24,812
I, I knew would be a long shot
340
00:27:25,079 --> 00:27:31,385
Good, good. I wouldn't want to
be the cause of a rift between
your brother and you
341
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,624
Speaking of which, where is he?
He was supposed to be in make up
342
00:27:35,756 --> 00:27:38,993
for screen tests an hour ago
343
00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:45,466
Oh, Rich. Uh, he passed...
That way- He passed that way.
344
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,736
But he'll be back
345
00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:12,661
Hey- Rich and I were
supposed to have some...
346
00:28:12,793 --> 00:28:14,929
studio time... together
347
00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:20,401
Uh, um...
so, do you know where he is?
348
00:28:21,603 --> 00:28:28,876
Rich is with the man upstairs...
You know, the boss! But-
349
00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:31,245
♪ He'll be back ♪
350
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,382
Is this your plate, Mr. Brewer?
351
00:29:13,387 --> 00:29:16,658
Hey! Rich was
supposed to take me to lunch
352
00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:19,793
What? I thought
he was taking me!
353
00:29:21,862 --> 00:29:24,798
He's ducking me, isn't he?
Wow! I thought he could
handle a woman
354
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:28,536
that's not afraid to go after
what she wants. I guess he's
just another-
355
00:29:28,670 --> 00:29:30,037
He's in a better place!
356
00:29:30,271 --> 00:29:32,607
There is no better place than-
357
00:29:32,741 --> 00:29:37,712
I mean, he's not here? But-
358
00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:39,780
♪ He'll be back ♪
359
00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:41,849
Ugh.
360
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,656
It was his time...
361
00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:49,390
to get a haircut
362
00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:51,258
He's gone...
363
00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:52,426
to lunch
364
00:29:52,993 --> 00:29:54,862
He's no longer with us
365
00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:56,564
He's on vacation
366
00:30:00,769 --> 00:30:03,370
Hey, I've been looking all over
for you- you left work early!
367
00:30:03,505 --> 00:30:06,508
Jeez, I don't
know where he is, okay?
368
00:30:06,775 --> 00:30:08,543
Who?
369
00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:13,914
Oh- Sorry! Uh, I've just been
getting a lot of questions about
Rich, lately
370
00:30:14,048 --> 00:30:16,450
Why were you looking for me?
371
00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:20,921
Well, to be honest,
Phil sent me to look for Rich,
372
00:30:21,055 --> 00:30:22,823
but I wanted to talk to you, too
373
00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:28,095
Well, I saw the two of you
together,
and... I guess I'm just used to
374
00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:30,497
Rich getting what he wants
375
00:30:31,733 --> 00:30:35,637
Well, it seems like to me
everyone is used to GIVING Rich
what he wants
376
00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:37,505
It doesn't have to be that way
377
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,040
I don't know
378
00:30:42,476 --> 00:30:46,681
Shoot- So you don't know Rich
is? Well, I have to keep looking
379
00:30:46,815 --> 00:30:53,588
Let's pick this up over drinks
later- I want to hear more about
the zombies!
380
00:30:54,355 --> 00:31:01,028
Oh, well, I really, Uh...
Yeah, sure, that'd be great!
381
00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:04,932
Uh, the Dunwich on Innsmouth?
382
00:31:05,232 --> 00:31:07,535
Sounds fancy- let's shoot
for seven
383
00:31:15,844 --> 00:31:17,444
He was put to sleep...
384
00:31:17,579 --> 00:31:19,480
Too much allergy medicine
385
00:31:19,814 --> 00:31:21,482
He's belly up...
386
00:31:21,616 --> 00:31:23,117
Getting a tan
387
00:31:23,651 --> 00:31:25,018
He's departed...
388
00:31:25,152 --> 00:31:26,420
On a plane
389
00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:29,323
He's, he's dead
390
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:33,227
What?
391
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,964
Rich! He's dead! I
don't... It was an accident!
392
00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:40,367
I was just chopping
firewood, and he just-
393
00:31:40,501 --> 00:31:43,971
Okay, okay, why didn't you
just call the police right away?
394
00:31:44,138 --> 00:31:45,172
What, Honey?
395
00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:49,343
Nothing, Mom! Nothing!!!
396
00:31:55,182 --> 00:31:58,118
Look, this is bad, Dude, okay?
397
00:31:58,252 --> 00:31:59,821
If you had just
called the police right away,
398
00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:02,990
this all could have been
explained. But now it's like...
399
00:32:03,424 --> 00:32:05,392
wait, who else knows about this?
400
00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:07,327
Just you
401
00:32:07,595 --> 00:32:09,898
No! Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
That makes me an accessory, man
402
00:32:10,030 --> 00:32:17,237
Oh shit- Oh God, I can't go to
jail! Do you know what happens
to people
403
00:32:17,371 --> 00:32:22,042
in there? Have you seen
Ricky-Oh? God, and I can't turn
you in- It's like...
404
00:32:23,778 --> 00:32:25,379
Wait, where's the body at?
405
00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:31,485
Oh... well, this is a nightmare.
Well, why didn't you call
the police,
406
00:32:31,619 --> 00:32:38,192
like, right away? And where'd
you get all this ice? Is that
the quilt from your bed?
407
00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:42,329
I don't know- I
think my life is over, man!
408
00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:44,532
I just wish I could undo this
409
00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:47,401
This is not something
you can just undo, Okay?
410
00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:51,071
It's not like you can
just bring him back to life!
411
00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:57,077
What, What'd I say?
412
00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:02,517
And it finally worked?
413
00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:07,054
Well, Yes and no
414
00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:12,827
I'm okay
415
00:33:12,961 --> 00:33:14,929
Suit yourself. See,
it ain't an exact science,
416
00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:18,700
and we've been working hard
every day to iron out the kinks
417
00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:20,969
Iron out the kinks?
418
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:29,142
Look, raising the dead takes
time, dedication... and
sacrifice
419
00:33:30,043 --> 00:33:31,579
Hey, I wouldn't
drink that, Geoff
420
00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:35,215
See- right there! Your friend is
one of those people that gives
421
00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:39,754
groups like ours a bad name.
Ain't nothing evil going on
out here
422
00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:43,190
Just dabbling
in a bit of necromancy
423
00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:44,659
You damn right we dabble!
424
00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:47,529
And we'll keep on
dabbling until we get it right
425
00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:53,367
So, who were you
trying to bring back?
426
00:33:58,171 --> 00:33:59,439
My wife
427
00:34:01,743 --> 00:34:03,143
Clyde, I'm so sorry
428
00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:05,780
Don't be! Look,
when we get this sorted,
429
00:34:05,914 --> 00:34:09,349
we're going to bring
back anyone- everyone!
430
00:34:10,317 --> 00:34:16,290
Everyone...
How does it work?
431
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,896
Why are you boys so interested
in this all of a sudden?
432
00:34:22,030 --> 00:34:25,232
Don't think I didn't
notice our story never aired
433
00:34:32,807 --> 00:34:35,208
That is a lot of ice
434
00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:40,113
So I've heard- Can you help us?
435
00:34:41,683 --> 00:34:46,020
You are in quite the pickle.
But, uh- there's a problem
436
00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:47,755
Come on
437
00:34:49,023 --> 00:34:50,290
Hey- Hey!
438
00:34:50,592 --> 00:34:52,192
What?
439
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:55,697
Have you never seen a horror
movie before? Because this is
the part where
440
00:34:55,830 --> 00:35:01,201
he murders us- To death! And if
he doesn't,
whatever supernatural stuff he's
using will
441
00:35:01,335 --> 00:35:02,804
You're being ridiculous
442
00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:07,508
What's ridiculous is trying to
raise somebody back from
the dead
443
00:35:07,642 --> 00:35:10,310
and expecting it not
to blow up in your face
444
00:35:10,612 --> 00:35:12,847
I've seen
how this plays out, Geoff
445
00:35:14,649 --> 00:35:16,818
♪ There was that
one time out in Ludlow- ♪
446
00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:20,688
♪ Brought his cat back from the
dead and it didn't end well ♪
447
00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:21,889
Stop
448
00:35:23,858 --> 00:35:27,427
♪ Or the girl and all those
pranksters- it was prom night, ♪
449
00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:30,531
♪ there was pig's
blood- It didn't end well ♪
450
00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:35,168
♪ Don't forget about
the family at the hotel ♪
451
00:35:35,302 --> 00:35:39,339
♪Jack went nuts with an
axe and it didn't end well ♪
452
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:44,177
Did I tell you about ♪ That
one time, in Castlerock? ♪
453
00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:47,882
Enough! I've read
Stephen King, Okay?
454
00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:51,919
Who said anything about
Stephen- Look, the point is:
455
00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:58,425
♪ The dead stay dead for a
reason and there's some doors ♪
456
00:35:58,559 --> 00:36:06,868
♪ I think we should not open ♪ ♪
Please Geoff, please Geoff,
please Geoff ♪
457
00:36:08,503 --> 00:36:10,705
♪ Don't bring
him back from the dead ♪
458
00:36:16,944 --> 00:36:18,245
Geoff!
459
00:36:20,748 --> 00:36:22,215
Where did you get all this?
460
00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:26,788
The Kingsport estate sale.
We hit the motherlode!
461
00:36:27,421 --> 00:36:28,856
Motherlode of evil
462
00:36:29,757 --> 00:36:34,062
So this is where your...
community started?
463
00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:38,099
Well, you know- we already had
a, you know,
we were a real strong
464
00:36:38,231 --> 00:36:42,904
community before this, but it
wasn't until we saw what a lot
465
00:36:43,037 --> 00:36:46,206
of this stuff here could do that
we developed that tight bond
466
00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:51,746
In fact, you know what?
Let me, let me go grab something
467
00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:58,052
This is the part where the
best friend dies and then you
468
00:36:58,186 --> 00:37:02,790
make your great escape. I do not
want to end up like a cautionary
tale, Geoff
469
00:37:02,924 --> 00:37:05,893
He's been super nice so far.
That doesn't make you
feel better?
470
00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:11,298
Well- what, about dying?
No, no, no, Geoff, no it doesn't
471
00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:14,301
I mean, look at this stuff!
Like, what's it for?
472
00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:20,742
Sacrificing virgins? Summoning
demons? Bringing on the
end of the-
473
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:23,778
Whoa, look! He's
got a puzzle cube!
474
00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:25,980
Don't touch that!
Don't touch that!
475
00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:32,754
Don't touch any of this stuff-
You don't know what half this
476
00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:38,126
stuff can do! And we ain't
sacrificed any virgins... yet
477
00:37:46,067 --> 00:37:47,635
So you boys
want our help or what?
478
00:37:47,769 --> 00:37:53,508
Yes! Yes we do. Just
hang on a second- Colin...
479
00:37:56,244 --> 00:37:59,113
Dude, this is not a horror film
480
00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:03,551
Just pull yourself together
and don't blow this for me!
481
00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:08,589
Okay
482
00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:09,657
Thank you
483
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:10,858
Yeah, go
484
00:38:11,225 --> 00:38:12,927
Okay, We're good Clyde. Go on
485
00:38:15,029 --> 00:38:16,296
All right. Now-
486
00:38:17,064 --> 00:38:21,636
this here's the book that we
do the resurrections with. Go on
487
00:38:25,273 --> 00:38:26,574
Take a look
488
00:38:28,276 --> 00:38:29,544
eh?
489
00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:38,820
I don't know what I'm looking at
490
00:38:38,953 --> 00:38:42,256
Exactly! And we didn't know
what we was looking at, neither
491
00:38:42,489 --> 00:38:48,296
Now originally, this came with,
like, a journal that explained
everything
492
00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:50,298
kind of like a... a guide
493
00:38:50,631 --> 00:38:53,701
Oh! It was like a
satanic Rosetta Stone?
494
00:38:53,835 --> 00:38:56,571
Great! So we just
need to translate something
495
00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:58,471
Well,
496
00:38:59,607 --> 00:39:01,374
that's the rub.
So the last time we did
497
00:39:01,509 --> 00:39:05,980
one of these here,
resurrections,
things went a little sideways
498
00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:09,584
And one of our members
ran off with the journal
499
00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:15,723
Wait, why wouldn't they just
take the big scary demon book
of death?
500
00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:20,161
Because this book stays
under lock and key. Now I reckon
501
00:39:20,294 --> 00:39:26,000
they figured without the
journal, we couldn't do none of
the resurrections
502
00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:28,803
So where does that leave us?
503
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:34,942
Well, we know the APPROXIMATE
words and ingredients,
504
00:39:35,076 --> 00:39:39,580
so might just
take a little bit longer
505
00:39:41,315 --> 00:39:43,684
Well hey- fingers crossed, guys
506
00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:07,141
I'm so glad we're doing this.
I'm very glad
507
00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:10,778
You boys ready to see a miracle?
508
00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:15,349
Yeah, yeah! We love
playing God. It never goes wrong
509
00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,952
Oh, that's the spirit!
510
00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:28,562
All right- I believe we're just
about done setting up here, boys
511
00:40:32,867 --> 00:40:36,237
Hey, what's wrong, man?
What, cold feet?
512
00:40:37,004 --> 00:40:39,740
I feel like I forgot something
513
00:40:49,317 --> 00:40:51,018
Let us begin
514
00:40:58,225 --> 00:41:04,699
Placere Placere Placere
515
00:41:04,832 --> 00:41:11,872
Placere Placere Placere
516
00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:16,811
♪ Placere, Reducere Vitam
517
00:41:16,944 --> 00:41:21,749
Placere, Reducere Vitam ♪
518
00:41:28,389 --> 00:41:29,623
Huh
519
00:41:30,758 --> 00:41:32,026
What?
what happened?
520
00:41:33,995 --> 00:41:37,631
Looks like we missed.
All right, let's try again
521
00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:39,967
That poor chicken
522
00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:47,942
Placere Placere
523
00:41:48,442 --> 00:41:52,747
♪ Placere, Et Gratias Ago Tibi
524
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:57,752
Placere, Et Gratias Ago Tibi ♪
525
00:41:58,986 --> 00:42:00,621
Placere
526
00:42:04,425 --> 00:42:06,193
Its Old Fred- He's back!
527
00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:14,135
Old, Fred? He's- he's
been dead for three years
528
00:42:14,268 --> 00:42:16,737
Oh!
Ew! Ah!
529
00:42:17,638 --> 00:42:19,006
Let's try this one more time
530
00:42:19,673 --> 00:42:23,611
Placere Placere
531
00:42:24,278 --> 00:42:28,549
♪ Placere Reducere Vitam
532
00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:33,320
Providere Pecunia Etiam ♪
533
00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:49,136
Damn it!
534
00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:54,241
Aah! Let me go! I do not
want to end up like "Old Fried"
535
00:42:54,442 --> 00:42:58,312
We have to try until we
succeed- Leaving would endanger
all of us!
536
00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:00,014
You didn't say that before!
537
00:43:00,614 --> 00:43:06,087
You didn't ask. Last time we
broke circle before we were
finished...
538
00:43:12,226 --> 00:43:15,830
All right-
All together this time
539
00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:23,237
Placere Placere Placere
540
00:43:23,370 --> 00:43:27,041
♪ Placere, Reducere Vitam
541
00:43:27,174 --> 00:43:32,246
Placere, Et Gratias Ago Tibi ♪
542
00:43:33,114 --> 00:43:37,451
♪ Placere, Reducere Vitam
543
00:43:37,586 --> 00:43:42,089
Providere Pecunia Etiam ♪
544
00:43:43,324 --> 00:43:44,358
♪ Placere ♪
545
00:43:55,570 --> 00:43:58,873
Rich, can you hear me?
546
00:44:00,207 --> 00:44:01,342
Yeah
547
00:44:02,042 --> 00:44:06,380
So how are you, buddy?
548
00:44:07,081 --> 00:44:12,319
Uh, good- Good. Can
someone turn the lights down?
549
00:44:12,453 --> 00:44:14,655
Its so bright in here
550
00:44:18,692 --> 00:44:20,461
Why are you all staring at me?
551
00:44:20,828 --> 00:44:28,702
Um... a couple of things? First,
what's the last thing you
remember?
552
00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:36,343
Uh, we were in a house, and,
uh, I remember something about
553
00:44:36,477 --> 00:44:38,846
getting wood?
554
00:44:40,014 --> 00:44:41,248
Anything else?
555
00:44:44,018 --> 00:44:46,754
No. what's
the second thing?
556
00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:54,461
Oh, well, your eyes,
they're kind of... Well...
557
00:44:55,996 --> 00:44:57,331
Your eyes look like shit
558
00:45:01,769 --> 00:45:02,803
Is this normal?
559
00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:07,775
Apparently, it's a side effect.
Her eyes were the same
560
00:45:08,409 --> 00:45:10,945
Great. Anything else
you forgot to mention?
561
00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:15,816
Irritability?
562
00:45:16,450 --> 00:45:17,552
So what do we do now?
563
00:45:18,319 --> 00:45:22,456
Well, you're going to want to
get him back to something
familiar,
564
00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:26,360
like a regular routine and uh...
hope for the best?
565
00:45:26,827 --> 00:45:30,331
Great. Wonderful. Anything else?
566
00:45:30,798 --> 00:45:34,468
Yeah. Keep
a damn close eye on him
567
00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:49,750
Rich, where have you been
and why are you wearing shades?
568
00:45:49,883 --> 00:45:52,386
Are you trying to be a bad ass?
569
00:45:52,853 --> 00:45:56,390
Well, I've been right here, and
do bad asses wear sunglasses?
570
00:45:56,524 --> 00:46:02,129
Hey,
so if you're still planning
571
00:46:02,263 --> 00:46:06,033
to co-anchor next week, I need
you to come to the studio so
572
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:09,236
I can, uh... show you the ropes
573
00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:10,237
Well, I-
574
00:46:10,371 --> 00:46:11,872
He can't
575
00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:13,807
I can't?
576
00:46:13,941 --> 00:46:17,545
Yeah, we've- we've got that big
story we need to cover today...
577
00:46:17,679 --> 00:46:19,179
Remember?
578
00:46:22,016 --> 00:46:27,154
Okay, well, as long as you get
spun up by the end of the week,
579
00:46:27,288 --> 00:46:30,190
don't wait till the last second
580
00:46:33,728 --> 00:46:34,795
Why did you do that?
581
00:46:35,262 --> 00:46:37,031
Clyde told
me to keep an eye on you
582
00:46:37,164 --> 00:46:40,934
I'm not gonna let you go off
until I'm sure you're
really okay
583
00:46:41,802 --> 00:46:43,538
How long is that going to take?
584
00:46:43,672 --> 00:46:45,472
I don't know
585
00:46:46,675 --> 00:46:48,442
Hey, Jill!
586
00:46:50,444 --> 00:46:51,478
Jill?
587
00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:57,552
I like her
588
00:46:58,118 --> 00:47:00,854
Rich, You stood me up for lunch
589
00:47:01,288 --> 00:47:03,725
Why on earth would I do that?
590
00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:07,762
Well, you can make it up to me.
Do you have plans tonight?
591
00:47:07,895 --> 00:47:08,862
Uh-
592
00:47:08,996 --> 00:47:10,431
I do now!
593
00:47:10,565 --> 00:47:15,035
Pick me up at 6:30,
we'll do dinner. Nice shades
594
00:47:16,604 --> 00:47:19,607
Why didn't you
tell me about her?
595
00:47:20,742 --> 00:47:22,142
Are you feeling okay?
596
00:47:22,876 --> 00:47:25,780
I feel great- Why?
597
00:47:26,246 --> 00:47:30,317
I'm not used to you being so...
exuberant
598
00:47:30,451 --> 00:47:33,755
You normally play it off cool
599
00:47:34,054 --> 00:47:35,989
Do I? I'll work on that
600
00:47:36,123 --> 00:47:40,961
Well, I'm not saying don't be
yourself. It's just I'm not
used to that
601
00:47:41,161 --> 00:47:42,530
So don't work on that
602
00:47:42,664 --> 00:47:47,334
I don't know, just...
do what comes naturally
603
00:47:47,769 --> 00:47:51,405
Do what comes naturally. Got it
604
00:47:52,774 --> 00:47:59,714
Shit! I forgot my date with
Jill- No wonder she ignored me
605
00:48:00,247 --> 00:48:04,652
You skipped out on a date
with her? Why would you do that?
606
00:48:04,786 --> 00:48:09,089
Because I was trying
to bring YOUR ass back to...
607
00:48:09,223 --> 00:48:13,728
We were helping you
recover after your accident
608
00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:17,866
And you
took me to that Clyde guy
609
00:48:18,031 --> 00:48:19,667
He was close to Mom and Dad's
610
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,736
And Clyde's a doctor?
611
00:48:21,870 --> 00:48:26,608
Clyde... was able to help. He
knew a lot about your condition
612
00:48:27,374 --> 00:48:30,077
Well, I'll have to
make sure I thank him properly
613
00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:31,912
the next time I see him
614
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:36,751
What?
615
00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:42,356
I'm just not used to you
being so grateful- It's nice
616
00:48:44,759 --> 00:48:47,629
I can't tell you how much I
appreciate you looking
out for me
617
00:48:48,929 --> 00:48:52,332
Well, you're my brother
618
00:48:53,601 --> 00:48:56,336
I really just wish I
could remember what happened
619
00:48:56,470 --> 00:48:59,707
before Clyde's- Everything
before that's so... fuzzy
620
00:49:00,941 --> 00:49:02,242
What do you mean by everything?
621
00:49:02,877 --> 00:49:06,480
I don't know. I just don't
remember anything before the
accident
622
00:49:07,247 --> 00:49:09,584
Wait- So how did you know us?
623
00:49:10,652 --> 00:49:13,020
I just went along with
everything
624
00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:15,389
So you don't know us?
625
00:49:15,757 --> 00:49:18,459
Well, I know you're my brother
and that you care about me
626
00:49:19,092 --> 00:49:20,695
I know you're
my brother's best friend
627
00:49:20,994 --> 00:49:23,731
And I know I'm starting a new
position as news anchor, and-
628
00:49:24,899 --> 00:49:29,470
And people like me
Like, really, really like me
629
00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:31,171
Like, really, REALLY-
630
00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,741
I get it. I get it. I get it
631
00:49:35,075 --> 00:49:37,311
And I know I'm
seeing a hot girl tonight
632
00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:38,947
Tina
633
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:40,047
What?
634
00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:41,883
Her name is Tina
635
00:49:42,082 --> 00:49:44,051
Oh...
Tina...
636
00:49:46,754 --> 00:49:50,457
You know, I'm starting to think
this date is a really bad idea
637
00:49:50,592 --> 00:49:52,292
I should probably tag along...
638
00:49:52,426 --> 00:49:55,597
Absolutely not, you have plans!
639
00:49:56,698 --> 00:49:57,998
What?
640
00:50:00,902 --> 00:50:05,305
Jill? Rich. Listen, my brother
missed your date the other night
641
00:50:05,439 --> 00:50:09,577
because I was in an accident,
and he spent the entire
night making
642
00:50:09,711 --> 00:50:11,311
Sure I was okay
643
00:50:12,012 --> 00:50:15,884
Yes, I know- He's terribly
sweet. Best brother in the
whole world
644
00:50:16,618 --> 00:50:19,086
Uh huh.
Always has my back.
645
00:50:19,453 --> 00:50:25,158
Would never do anything to hurt
me or my chances for a full and
happy life
646
00:50:26,895 --> 00:50:30,163
So anyways, he wants to make it
up to you by taking you to
dinner...
647
00:50:30,297 --> 00:50:32,132
Tonight? Same
place, same time?
648
00:50:34,268 --> 00:50:39,439
Great- Fantastic! He'll
be very excited
649
00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:44,779
Yeah.
okay. Bye, now
650
00:50:46,514 --> 00:50:48,783
There, now we're even!
651
00:50:54,154 --> 00:50:56,089
Was that not okay?
652
00:50:57,424 --> 00:51:00,394
Colin, Can we go
outside for a second?
653
00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:02,764
Uh, yeah
654
00:51:06,634 --> 00:51:08,468
I don't know how to handle this
655
00:51:09,102 --> 00:51:10,370
What do you mean?
656
00:51:11,104 --> 00:51:16,076
Clyde told us to watch Rich,
but he just got me a second
chance with Jill
657
00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:18,211
I'm not used to this
658
00:51:19,047 --> 00:51:20,515
I know, it's weird
659
00:51:20,648 --> 00:51:25,385
It's like the new Rich
is, like, likable or something
660
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:30,925
Right? I never
thought I could enjoy spending
time with Rich
661
00:51:31,059 --> 00:51:35,563
Well, let's not
go too far, okay?
662
00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:43,236
Well, he just seems- he's so
happy and excitable about
everything
663
00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:46,608
But- but what if...
664
00:51:49,142 --> 00:51:50,578
Can you do me a solid?
665
00:51:58,553 --> 00:52:02,991
Lady's going to have the t-bone.
I'm going to have the
chicky-sticks
666
00:52:03,156 --> 00:52:04,859
Honey mustard on the side?
667
00:52:17,237 --> 00:52:19,007
So... Rich
had an accident?
668
00:52:19,306 --> 00:52:25,245
He had an episode. I really
should have called,
but things started
669
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:27,882
happening so suddenly, and-
670
00:52:28,016 --> 00:52:29,851
It sounded pretty serious
671
00:52:29,984 --> 00:52:34,388
It was. I felt so terrible about
it. You didn't wait too
long, did you?
672
00:52:34,989 --> 00:52:41,261
I- I did wait a little while,
but I understand. What
happened to him?
673
00:52:41,963 --> 00:52:47,602
It was... personal. I really
don't feel comfortable talking
about it
674
00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:51,506
I get it. Mind if
I step away for a sec?
675
00:52:51,639 --> 00:52:54,341
Yeah, sure. I'll see you
in a sec
676
00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:02,249
♪ Who knew
that I could be so happy ♪
677
00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:05,853
♪ just by killing
the one man in my way? ♪
678
00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:11,425
♪ With a little cult
and a lot of chanting ♪
679
00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:15,730
♪ you can make the
world a better place ♪
680
00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:18,800
♪ If only I had done it sooner ♪
681
00:53:18,933 --> 00:53:22,070
♪ they'd already know my name ♪
682
00:53:23,037 --> 00:53:28,176
♪ So there's a lesson
here I think I'm learning: ♪
683
00:53:28,308 --> 00:53:32,013
♪ violence
sometimes saves the day ♪
684
00:53:33,081 --> 00:53:38,218
♪ The cult had all the answers,
Some Latin made it right ♪
685
00:53:38,351 --> 00:53:45,693
♪ I Got away with murder and my
future's looking bright ♪
686
00:53:53,201 --> 00:53:57,038
Geoff, Geoff- Dude!
Dude, mayday, mayday, mayday!
687
00:53:57,171 --> 00:53:59,473
Shit has hit the fan! Sorry, Mom
688
00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:01,776
What happened? How's Rich?
689
00:54:01,976 --> 00:54:05,646
More like where's Rich! Him
and Tina snuck out from
underneath us
690
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,447
What?
691
00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:09,584
I know. I'm sorry,
dude. We were following him,
692
00:54:09,717 --> 00:54:11,451
but my mom drives a minivan
693
00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:13,221
You had one job
694
00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:15,590
This shit is not my fault!
Sorry, Mom
695
00:54:15,723 --> 00:54:19,160
I tried- We followed
him to the outskirts of town
696
00:54:19,426 --> 00:54:21,863
Clyde told
you to keep an eye on him
697
00:54:22,063 --> 00:54:27,101
Am I your brother's keeper? I'm
not going to makeout grove
with my mom
698
00:54:27,235 --> 00:54:29,670
Again. I still
have my dignity!
699
00:54:29,971 --> 00:54:31,839
Thanks for nothing, Colin
700
00:54:32,073 --> 00:54:34,274
Geoff, don't be like-
701
00:54:38,212 --> 00:54:39,514
Is everything okay?
702
00:54:39,814 --> 00:54:42,349
Yeah- Just checking in on Rich
703
00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:46,486
I thought the two of
you didn't get along very well
704
00:54:46,621 --> 00:54:48,923
Wasn't he calling
your zombie story a fake?
705
00:54:49,157 --> 00:54:54,394
Oh, that. Uh,
I... stopped following that
706
00:54:55,395 --> 00:54:58,966
You seemed pretty excited
about it before. What happened?
707
00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:05,173
Well, we went back there,
and it was just this big, ol-
708
00:55:05,305 --> 00:55:07,275
It really wasn't-
709
00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:09,577
They did it again, didn't they?
710
00:55:09,744 --> 00:55:14,849
I mean, they tried- Wait, What?
711
00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:18,418
They resurrected someone else
712
00:55:19,754 --> 00:55:24,859
How could you possibly know
that? Were you following me?
713
00:55:25,526 --> 00:55:31,498
No, Geoff. I know about Clyde
and the Kingdom Beyond cult
714
00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:33,868
But, but how?
715
00:55:37,572 --> 00:55:40,473
Because... Clyde is my father
716
00:55:44,111 --> 00:55:46,514
My father isn't a bad man.
717
00:55:47,281 --> 00:55:48,916
He loved me
718
00:55:51,285 --> 00:55:52,954
He loved my mom
719
00:55:58,659 --> 00:55:59,961
We were happy
720
00:56:10,437 --> 00:56:11,739
Then...
721
00:56:13,274 --> 00:56:14,942
She got sick
722
00:56:24,285 --> 00:56:25,920
He wasn't the same after that
723
00:56:28,055 --> 00:56:32,994
We tried to take care of each
other, but without her we
were broken
724
00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:38,431
Daddy got to where I couldn't
even recognize him. But
one day...
725
00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:48,309
He started his research.
726
00:56:49,076 --> 00:56:52,580
He found people online that were
wanting to bring people back
727
00:56:57,084 --> 00:57:04,959
He became obsessed with seeing
Mom again- willing to do
anything
728
00:57:17,605 --> 00:57:22,109
He started Kingdom Beyond and
they kept getting hints of a
solution
729
00:57:22,243 --> 00:57:25,947
That damn Kingsport
auction was their breakthrough
730
00:57:30,151 --> 00:57:31,585
He wanted her back
731
00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:37,224
I wanted him back
732
00:57:42,296 --> 00:57:43,965
Something went wrong
733
00:57:58,112 --> 00:58:03,517
That thing that
came back wasn't Mom.
734
00:58:06,087 --> 00:58:09,557
I can't unsee what we
did- We had no business-
735
00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:14,929
What did my father do?
Why were you and Rich there?
736
00:58:16,297 --> 00:58:17,865
Did they do it again?
737
00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:19,734
Did they do it right?
738
00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:25,906
It was Rich. Colin was supposed
to watch him tonight,
but he ran off
739
00:58:26,374 --> 00:58:29,677
Rich? They brought your
brother back and he's gone?
740
00:58:30,478 --> 00:58:34,415
Is that bad? I was going
to go look for him after dinner
741
00:58:34,548 --> 00:58:38,386
Weren't you listening?
My mom- she wasn't even human
742
00:58:38,519 --> 00:58:40,721
You need to find Rich. Now!
743
00:58:50,398 --> 00:58:52,500
♪ Are we too late
to change our course? ♪
744
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:54,702
♪ Stopping
death within our reach ♪
745
00:58:55,503 --> 00:59:01,876
♪ Ignoring human constraints,
playing God- we keep failing in
our schemes ♪
746
00:59:05,379 --> 00:59:09,216
♪ How far must
we go down this road ♪
747
00:59:09,350 --> 00:59:14,789
♪ Before we leave the
ones we've mourned alone? ♪
748
00:59:15,423 --> 00:59:19,760
♪Family's never
felt this cold before ♪
749
00:59:23,030 --> 00:59:27,234
♪ Failure's
gone and made them bold ♪
750
00:59:27,468 --> 00:59:33,007
♪ Family never
felt this cold before ♪
751
00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:45,820
Hi, Geoff
752
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,088
Hi, Tina
753
00:59:52,126 --> 00:59:53,360
Ugh
754
00:59:54,395 --> 00:59:57,932
Oh- I like the
way you nibble on my ear
755
00:59:59,033 --> 01:00:00,901
Ugh
756
01:00:07,374 --> 01:00:12,146
I am trying
really hard to be accommodating
757
01:00:12,279 --> 01:00:17,384
I know you're forgetting
things, so let me help you
758
01:00:18,152 --> 01:00:22,656
One: it is not cool to bring
a girl to your brother's place
759
01:00:23,457 --> 01:00:28,195
Two: it is super-not-cool to
make out in front of
your brother
760
01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:30,364
Three-
761
01:00:30,498 --> 01:00:33,501
Sorry about that. I guess
I'm still getting used to things
762
01:00:33,634 --> 01:00:37,872
I had a really great time,
though. How was your evening?
763
01:00:42,276 --> 01:00:43,377
What?
764
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,222
Hoo...
That was fast!
765
01:00:56,123 --> 01:00:59,628
Fast? He took a chunk
out of her neck and he doesn't
766
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,195
even seem to care!
767
01:01:02,496 --> 01:01:05,099
Ugh- you know
I can't keep doing this
768
01:01:05,634 --> 01:01:10,371
I know, I know. This
will be the last time, I promise
769
01:01:14,141 --> 01:01:18,045
♪ Placere, Reducere Vitam
770
01:01:18,179 --> 01:01:23,184
Placere Et Gratias Ago Tibi ♪
771
01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:28,489
♪ Placere, Reducere Vitam
772
01:01:28,623 --> 01:01:33,093
Providere Pecunia Etiam ♪
773
01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:35,462
♪ Placere ♪
774
01:01:39,634 --> 01:01:41,636
Are you sure we
should just leave her here?
775
01:01:41,769 --> 01:01:45,172
I don't know what else to do.
Could you please text
some people
776
01:01:45,306 --> 01:01:48,008
on Tina's phone to
avoid any suspicion?
777
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:49,977
What's a text?
778
01:01:54,683 --> 01:01:56,784
It was a joke
779
01:01:57,552 --> 01:02:00,988
All right, we'll send
a couple, but that's it
780
01:02:01,121 --> 01:02:03,824
That's fine. We just
need to buy enough time until
781
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,560
she's back to normal
782
01:02:05,694 --> 01:02:08,862
And how do you propose that?
half of her throat is missing!
783
01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:14,468
Scarves are in, right?
784
01:02:17,104 --> 01:02:22,076
Hi, Tina. I'm just going to-
785
01:02:22,209 --> 01:02:28,148
Uh- Yeah, I'm just... Um- Yeah!
786
01:02:36,223 --> 01:02:39,426
You know, I was curious
about what had happened here
787
01:02:39,561 --> 01:02:44,265
Oh, God- put that shit away,
man! Doesn't it, like,
hurt or something?
788
01:02:44,398 --> 01:02:49,470
No, I don't really
feel anything, Just pressure
789
01:02:49,604 --> 01:02:51,171
How did I die?
790
01:02:51,438 --> 01:02:55,543
Died? Uh Why- Why-
Why do you think you died?
791
01:02:55,677 --> 01:02:57,344
I figured it out
792
01:02:58,312 --> 01:03:01,382
Uh, well...
793
01:03:05,252 --> 01:03:07,187
There was an accident
794
01:03:10,824 --> 01:03:12,594
And then I killed
myself with the axe?
795
01:03:12,727 --> 01:03:16,196
It was the darndest thing.
And I couldn't bring myself
796
01:03:16,330 --> 01:03:18,999
to tell mom
or dad, so Clyde helped
797
01:03:20,635 --> 01:03:22,403
And he's done this before?
798
01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:27,374
Well, there was
his wife, you, and Tina-
799
01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:28,576
Who you tried to eat
800
01:03:29,043 --> 01:03:30,978
Which makes three times
801
01:03:34,948 --> 01:03:37,384
So, let's-
let's go over this again
802
01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:40,921
You were- you were
making out with her...
803
01:03:41,422 --> 01:03:44,124
She said she liked it
when I nibbled on her ear,
804
01:03:44,258 --> 01:03:45,694
so I just kept on nibbling
805
01:03:45,826 --> 01:03:48,862
Yeah. And then you
nibbled your way into a buffet
806
01:03:48,996 --> 01:03:49,897
and killed her
807
01:03:50,030 --> 01:03:51,432
She's not dead anymore!
808
01:03:51,566 --> 01:03:54,835
That's not the point!
You can't just kill people
809
01:03:54,968 --> 01:03:56,403
Or eat them
810
01:03:56,538 --> 01:04:01,975
All these rules
are confusing! I'll never get it
811
01:04:05,379 --> 01:04:10,719
♪ Let's slow this down
and break it up for you ♪
812
01:04:10,851 --> 01:04:17,091
♪ Make it easy to digest
Run through a few scenarios ♪
813
01:04:17,224 --> 01:04:22,496
♪ and put your
moral compass to the test ♪
814
01:04:22,831 --> 01:04:24,264
♪ Someone calls you ugly ♪
815
01:04:24,398 --> 01:04:26,233
Like, because you're
freaky eyes or whatever
816
01:04:26,367 --> 01:04:28,235
♪ Do you kill them or forgive? ♪
817
01:04:28,369 --> 01:04:29,503
Kill them!
818
01:04:29,637 --> 01:04:31,506
No ♪ Somebody
hits you in the mouth ♪
819
01:04:31,639 --> 01:04:33,474
Like, because you're
a big jerk or something
820
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:35,442
♪ Do you eat them or forgive? ♪
821
01:04:35,577 --> 01:04:36,511
Eat them
822
01:04:36,644 --> 01:04:37,545
No
823
01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:40,749
Oh, then- forgive them?
824
01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:44,619
Yes! Yes, see,
you're getting the hang of it!
825
01:04:44,753 --> 01:04:47,888
♪ Don't murder,
morals are your friend ♪
826
01:04:48,021 --> 01:04:51,626
♪ But if you accidently murder,
just move on and do your best ♪
827
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:54,061
♪ Someone steals
your girl in high school ♪
828
01:04:54,261 --> 01:04:55,362
Like your jerk brother, maybe
829
01:04:55,496 --> 01:04:57,931
♪ Do you stab or let him live? ♪
830
01:04:58,867 --> 01:05:00,033
Stab, stab!
831
01:05:00,535 --> 01:05:03,838
Interesting, but no
♪ Passed up for a promotion ♪
832
01:05:03,971 --> 01:05:08,375
Because your pompous older
brother steals it, for example?
833
01:05:08,610 --> 01:05:10,545
♪ Do you axe him
through his chest? ♪
834
01:05:11,011 --> 01:05:12,212
Yes...?
835
01:05:12,346 --> 01:05:14,516
You know what?
Bad example, moving on
836
01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:15,583
Oh
837
01:05:15,717 --> 01:05:17,017
Look, the point is:
838
01:05:17,151 --> 01:05:19,521
♪ Don't murder,
morals are your friend ♪
839
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:24,158
♪ But if you accidentally
murder, just move on and do
your best ♪
840
01:05:24,291 --> 01:05:28,028
Now, for your final
question, let's up the stakes
841
01:05:30,732 --> 01:05:35,235
♪ You see a trolley coming
that's about to kill five men ♪
842
01:05:35,603 --> 01:05:37,505
Wait, why can't they
just get off the track?
843
01:05:39,607 --> 01:05:42,510
♪ You can change the trolley's
course, but it'll kill your
only friend ♪
844
01:05:42,644 --> 01:05:44,813
Wait, that would make
it feel like I killed them
845
01:05:45,446 --> 01:05:48,282
Do you do nothing,
or do you pull the lever?
846
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:49,818
Yes? No?
847
01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:52,520
Look, I think he gets it
848
01:05:53,187 --> 01:05:55,590
♪ Don't murder,
Morals are your friend ♪
849
01:05:55,723 --> 01:06:00,327
♪ But if you accidentally
murder, just move on and do
your best! ♪
850
01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:03,363
So, do you understand now?
851
01:06:05,098 --> 01:06:09,737
I think so? Yeah
852
01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:37,164
I got so many cards.
Well I'll get you
853
01:06:37,297 --> 01:06:39,266
I'm gonna get you this time
854
01:06:39,399 --> 01:06:40,668
Alright!
855
01:06:40,802 --> 01:06:44,238
I got the read on ya-I got it.
dagnabbit! Every time!
856
01:06:44,371 --> 01:06:45,372
You get me every time!
857
01:06:45,507 --> 01:06:47,341
Every time- I'm sorry!
858
01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:51,513
Boys- I got a bad feeling.
Where's the girl?
859
01:06:51,646 --> 01:06:54,381
She's fine, Rev- fine!
Just sitting back here,
860
01:06:54,516 --> 01:06:56,316
quiet as a church mouse
861
01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:01,455
Damn, if she ain't
a sneaky little fox!
862
01:07:02,356 --> 01:07:03,958
This ain't good, brothers
863
01:07:04,091 --> 01:07:05,660
What's wrong, Clyde?
864
01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:13,835
Hey, Rich. Ready
for your big debut?
865
01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:16,036
I really like this car
866
01:07:16,169 --> 01:07:19,641
Oh, yeah? I just got
it. You know what you drive is
867
01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:22,744
so important when you
have an image to maintain
868
01:07:23,377 --> 01:07:25,947
I'm learning new stuff every day
869
01:07:27,015 --> 01:07:30,150
I've got to go inside and talk
to Phil Do you mind
keeping an eye
870
01:07:30,284 --> 01:07:34,689
on her for a bit? Then when I
come back, I can take you for a
spin if you'd like
871
01:07:34,856 --> 01:07:36,691
Sounds good
872
01:07:46,701 --> 01:07:48,670
Well, hey- Hey!
What are you doing, man?
873
01:07:49,136 --> 01:07:51,673
I like this car. I want
to drive it
874
01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:54,842
Okay, well, you can't
just take it- That's stealing
875
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:59,379
But I want to. I...
876
01:08:07,855 --> 01:08:09,456
Wh- Hey!
877
01:08:11,726 --> 01:08:13,493
Don't do that
878
01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:20,602
I want it. I'm taking it
879
01:08:33,213 --> 01:08:35,115
Shit
880
01:08:36,951 --> 01:08:41,188
He seemed to be fighting with
himself. And then he drove off
without a word
881
01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:42,824
And she's pissed!
882
01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:45,325
Well, when's he
bringing it back?
883
01:08:45,526 --> 01:08:46,694
I don't have a clue
884
01:08:46,828 --> 01:08:47,895
Did you call Clyde?
885
01:08:48,261 --> 01:08:49,530
No
886
01:08:50,832 --> 01:08:54,134
You know, call me crazy,
but I don't think our ethics
class stuck
887
01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:59,741
You think? Oh,
come on, Rich. Come on
888
01:09:00,474 --> 01:09:02,010
Its about time you answered
889
01:09:02,175 --> 01:09:03,243
Where are you?
890
01:09:03,611 --> 01:09:06,648
Chill out, Dad. I'm just
cruising
891
01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:09,249
You stole a car, Rich!
892
01:09:09,383 --> 01:09:13,253
She told me to watch it.
I'm watching it
893
01:09:13,755 --> 01:09:17,525
Bring that car back right now,
mister. Or I swear to God, I-
894
01:09:22,396 --> 01:09:24,799
I'm going to let you do this one
895
01:09:25,767 --> 01:09:31,338
Why is everything I do wrong?
Don't kill people. Don't steal
896
01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:33,440
Don't bite strangers
897
01:09:33,975 --> 01:09:36,343
Well, to be fair, you
really shouldn't bite anybody
898
01:09:37,078 --> 01:09:40,648
I feel like nothing
I do is ever good enough for you
899
01:09:41,181 --> 01:09:45,419
Rich. It's not that what you do
isn't good enough. We're just...
900
01:09:48,488 --> 01:09:50,323
Freaking out?
901
01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:54,128
Trying to adapt. Where are you?
902
01:09:54,629 --> 01:09:58,066
I'm just out and about.
Stop worrying!
903
01:09:58,365 --> 01:10:03,571
please bring the car back. Now.
Plus, we have to talk about Tina
904
01:10:04,304 --> 01:10:06,473
You don't
need to worry about her
905
01:10:08,275 --> 01:10:09,677
Wait, what's
that supposed to mean?
906
01:10:09,811 --> 01:10:11,612
Yeah, what does-
907
01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:15,248
Look, Geoff, I truly appreciate
all that you and the Boy Wonder
have done for me
908
01:10:15,382 --> 01:10:20,487
Deeply. But I've been doing a
lot of soul searching,
you might say
909
01:10:20,788 --> 01:10:22,389
I know my purpose
910
01:10:23,157 --> 01:10:24,424
Your purpose?
911
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:27,394
Yeah. You
know: why I'm here?
912
01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:31,866
Why you're here? You're here
because your brother
cared enough
913
01:10:31,999 --> 01:10:34,902
about you to bring
you back from the dead, man
914
01:10:37,105 --> 01:10:40,875
Rich, please come back
915
01:10:44,946 --> 01:10:46,714
His Purpose?
916
01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:50,518
Like I don't even know
my purpose
917
01:11:00,061 --> 01:11:04,031
Didn't your parents ever teach
you not to plead with your
mouth full?
918
01:11:04,999 --> 01:11:08,435
Oh, please don't kill me
919
01:11:08,569 --> 01:11:12,840
Oh, why would I? You
taste so much better fresh
920
01:11:18,378 --> 01:11:22,850
♪ Wink your way to the top.
Flirt your way to the top ♪
921
01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:28,321
♪ Strut your way to the top
and fight your way to the top ♪
922
01:11:30,892 --> 01:11:35,730
♪ Do not underestimate a
woman that means business ♪
923
01:11:35,863 --> 01:11:40,668
♪ I've got motivation.
I don't fear the system ♪
924
01:11:40,802 --> 01:11:45,606
♪ No joking or kissing,
inside something's missing ♪
925
01:11:45,740 --> 01:11:50,711
♪ No yes, sir or no,
sir, whatever you say, sir ♪
926
01:11:50,845 --> 01:11:56,083
♪ That's done. With
my freedom comes power ♪
927
01:11:58,418 --> 01:12:02,824
♪ Push your way to the top.
Sneak your way to the top ♪
928
01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:07,995
♪ Kiss your way to the top.
Slice your way The top ♪
929
01:12:10,932 --> 01:12:15,803
♪ Do not underestimate a
woman that means business ♪
930
01:12:15,937 --> 01:12:20,407
♪ We don't mean to offend, Oh,
this woman who means business ♪
931
01:12:20,541 --> 01:12:25,980
♪ She's got motivation,
she's not afraid of anything ♪
932
01:12:27,281 --> 01:12:31,819
♪ Yes, ma'am and no, ma'am.
Whatever you say, ma'am ♪
933
01:12:31,953 --> 01:12:38,358
♪ That's right, sir.
In death I've found power ♪
934
01:12:39,627 --> 01:12:43,164
- No! No!
- No!
935
01:12:43,297 --> 01:12:45,600
What is happening?
936
01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:50,071
Stop
playing with your food
937
01:12:50,605 --> 01:12:54,175
It took you long enough.
I had to start on my own
938
01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:58,813
Surely you
saved SOME of the fun?
939
01:13:11,592 --> 01:13:12,660
You tried to warn me
940
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:15,462
I didn't try to warn you.
I DID warn you
941
01:13:15,596 --> 01:13:17,164
and look at where we are now
942
01:13:17,365 --> 01:13:21,369
Up shit creek without a paddle.
Up paddle creek without a shit
943
01:13:21,501 --> 01:13:22,603
Not even one
944
01:13:22,737 --> 01:13:25,306
Up creek
shit without a
945
01:13:25,438 --> 01:13:26,574
Paddle waddle
946
01:13:26,707 --> 01:13:29,243
Shit Shit
947
01:13:29,377 --> 01:13:34,481
I have been looking for you.
Are you guys drunk?
948
01:13:37,184 --> 01:13:40,888
You got us okay? Yeah,
we're... sure
949
01:13:41,022 --> 01:13:41,956
Why?
950
01:13:42,089 --> 01:13:43,925
We had to
accomplish something today
951
01:13:44,058 --> 01:13:45,092
Yeah, we won!
952
01:13:45,226 --> 01:13:46,127
We won
953
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,728
We won
954
01:13:47,862 --> 01:13:49,496
Okay, this is serious!
955
01:13:49,897 --> 01:13:51,532
Very serious!
Oh, is it serious?
956
01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:52,767
Oh is it a little serious?
957
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,035
Stop!
958
01:13:54,902 --> 01:14:00,841
Come on, Jill. Let us take the
night off. It's not like the
world is going to end
959
01:14:01,609 --> 01:14:03,878
Actually.
Yeah, it's a lot like that
960
01:14:11,118 --> 01:14:15,923
Get the ritual
ready, but make these changes
961
01:14:16,057 --> 01:14:17,959
Also, bring Clyde
962
01:14:27,535 --> 01:14:30,938
When I ran away, I took the
journal with the Necronomicon
translations
963
01:14:31,072 --> 01:14:33,607
Wait, what?
Wait, the Necronomicon?
964
01:14:34,008 --> 01:14:35,142
Yeah
965
01:14:35,276 --> 01:14:36,911
Clyde Already told us
that she took the journal
966
01:14:37,044 --> 01:14:40,448
Not that- Nobody said
anything about the Necronomicon!
967
01:14:40,715 --> 01:14:42,116
What does that have to do-
968
01:14:42,249 --> 01:14:43,751
Well actually, the
Necronomicon is not even real-
969
01:14:43,884 --> 01:14:45,186
H.P. Lovecraft made it up
970
01:14:45,386 --> 01:14:46,354
Who?
971
01:14:46,486 --> 01:14:49,023
It is real. And its dangerous
972
01:14:50,391 --> 01:14:53,194
Man. Where is Bruce Campbell
when you need him?
973
01:14:54,128 --> 01:14:56,530
There's a lot of crazy
shit at that estate sale,
974
01:14:56,664 --> 01:14:58,165
But nothing like that book
975
01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:00,001
This is crazy
976
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:01,569
Crazier than zombies?
977
01:15:01,836 --> 01:15:04,005
I refuse to use that term
978
01:15:04,638 --> 01:15:05,506
Hmm
Deadites?
979
01:15:05,639 --> 01:15:06,507
No
980
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:07,508
Ghouls
981
01:15:07,641 --> 01:15:08,509
Eh, no
982
01:15:08,642 --> 01:15:09,510
Walkers!
983
01:15:09,643 --> 01:15:11,178
NO!
984
01:15:11,312 --> 01:15:13,347
Stop! It doesn't matter
what we call them. The point is
985
01:15:13,481 --> 01:15:15,883
that something else
has come back with them
986
01:15:16,017 --> 01:15:18,352
Oh? How do you
figure, Nancy Drew?
987
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:23,624
It's all in here. The station's
resources have helped, too
988
01:15:24,025 --> 01:15:26,427
Wait, that's why you
came to the news station?
989
01:15:26,594 --> 01:15:28,229
For information about a book?
990
01:15:28,996 --> 01:15:31,999
That book is evil. Like,
literally evil
991
01:15:32,133 --> 01:15:35,202
I needed to
find a way to stop them
992
01:15:37,304 --> 01:15:41,442
Hey, guys, I think
we're going to have to pull over
993
01:15:41,575 --> 01:15:44,045
I think I'm going to be sick
994
01:15:44,745 --> 01:15:46,047
We don't have time
995
01:15:46,847 --> 01:15:48,215
Do you have a bag?
996
01:15:48,616 --> 01:15:52,753
♪ Placere, Reducere Vitam
997
01:15:52,887 --> 01:15:57,558
Providere Pecunia Etiam ♪
998
01:15:58,592 --> 01:15:59,827
♪ Placere ♪
999
01:16:12,306 --> 01:16:14,008
How are we
going to get your dad?
1000
01:16:14,675 --> 01:16:16,911
I- I don't know
1001
01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:19,113
What?
1002
01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:22,583
What the hell is that?
1003
01:16:26,954 --> 01:16:29,390
He must have translated
the Necronomicon somehow
1004
01:16:29,924 --> 01:16:31,225
But what is it?
1005
01:16:32,460 --> 01:16:36,997
Pretty much the end of the world
as we know it,
starting with Eldritch
1006
01:16:37,131 --> 01:16:40,835
But the good news is
we'll probably go insane first
1007
01:16:42,803 --> 01:16:44,071
Well, that is good news
1008
01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:51,946
Clyde, you son of a gun- we
did it! A world without death,
1009
01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:54,081
and I have you to thank for it
1010
01:16:54,215 --> 01:16:56,450
This ain't
really what I had in mind
1011
01:16:56,917 --> 01:17:03,324
According to this,
we still need something called
the, uh...
1012
01:17:03,891 --> 01:17:05,594
the Silver Key
1013
01:17:06,060 --> 01:17:12,766
I vaguely remember seeing it,
but I can't seem to find the
damn thing anywhere
1014
01:17:13,934 --> 01:17:15,636
Where is it, Clyde?
1015
01:17:16,070 --> 01:17:18,205
I don't- I don't know
what you're talking about
1016
01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:23,612
I don't like being lied
to, and I REALLY don't like
1017
01:17:23,744 --> 01:17:26,780
Not getting what I want
1018
01:17:34,889 --> 01:17:38,259
That's what I
thought- It's here.
1019
01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:41,428
Somewhere-
1020
01:17:43,130 --> 01:17:44,431
Tell us where it is, Clyde
1021
01:17:44,566 --> 01:17:49,270
It'll save you from any...
unpleasantness.
1022
01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:53,407
And hey, you could
even rejoin your family
1023
01:17:54,808 --> 01:17:57,011
No!
We need him
1024
01:17:57,178 --> 01:18:00,181
But I'm hungry again.
We can just bring him back-
1025
01:18:00,314 --> 01:18:01,916
I said no!
1026
01:18:08,122 --> 01:18:12,760
We can't risk losing
what's in your head. Not yet.
1027
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:16,631
Besides, prodigal
sons have to be willing
1028
01:18:17,031 --> 01:18:19,200
Don't you want to belong again?
1029
01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:24,939
♪ It's great to be in a
community,
you all have the same ideals ♪
1030
01:18:25,206 --> 01:18:30,778
♪ It's great to be in a
community, you can work together
on your problems ♪
1031
01:18:30,978 --> 01:18:36,450
♪ Its great to be in a
community,
and pay that temple tax ♪
1032
01:18:36,585 --> 01:18:38,352
Half our souls!
1033
01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:42,691
♪ It's great to be in a
community. Why would we ever
leave? ♪
1034
01:18:42,823 --> 01:18:44,458
We can't
1035
01:19:13,387 --> 01:19:15,356
Where is he?
1036
01:19:18,926 --> 01:19:20,294
Are we sure
they're not following us?
1037
01:19:20,427 --> 01:19:23,464
This is insane.
They're all undead?
1038
01:19:23,831 --> 01:19:26,735
Everyone. They killed everyone
1039
01:19:27,501 --> 01:19:31,872
That can't be Rich. He's a
prick, but he's not a murderer
1040
01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:35,677
I don't think your brother's
calling the shots,
if you know what I mean
1041
01:19:36,143 --> 01:19:39,079
Dad, I thought I'd lost you
1042
01:19:40,381 --> 01:19:44,552
I didn't mean for you to get
into any of this,
kid. I'm sorry, I-
1043
01:19:45,052 --> 01:19:46,353
I should have stayed. I-
1044
01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:52,893
Hey, guys. Don't mean to
ruin the Hallmark moment, but
1045
01:19:53,027 --> 01:19:55,296
there's definitely someone
behind us
1046
01:19:56,665 --> 01:19:58,032
Turn down this road
1047
01:20:09,511 --> 01:20:10,944
Okay, I think we're good
1048
01:20:11,078 --> 01:20:14,415
We are NOT good. Those zombie-
1049
01:20:15,182 --> 01:20:20,187
Uh, those not-zombies
still have the Necronomicon!
1050
01:20:20,487 --> 01:20:22,791
Isn't it just a matter of
time till they send something
1051
01:20:22,923 --> 01:20:24,291
Through that thing in the sky?
1052
01:20:24,425 --> 01:20:25,492
Not without this!
1053
01:20:25,627 --> 01:20:27,127
Whoa, ew!
1054
01:20:27,361 --> 01:20:29,930
A simple "Thank you for saving
my life" would do just fine
1055
01:20:30,097 --> 01:20:31,031
Dad, is that-
1056
01:20:31,165 --> 01:20:33,067
The Silver Key?
1057
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:35,903
That's the puzzle cube!
That was in your pants this whole time?
1058
01:20:36,036 --> 01:20:38,839
I couldn't let them get their
hands on it. Something just
1059
01:20:38,972 --> 01:20:39,907
didn't smell right
1060
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:41,308
Yeah, I'll say
1061
01:20:42,644 --> 01:20:46,046
Anyway, hold on. I was
able to grab this, though
1062
01:20:46,681 --> 01:20:48,449
God, what else
do you have in there?
1063
01:20:49,116 --> 01:20:50,552
You took a page
from the Necronomicon?
1064
01:20:50,685 --> 01:20:51,653
Yep
1065
01:20:51,786 --> 01:20:53,354
Is that bad?
1066
01:20:53,487 --> 01:20:55,923
Not in this case. Look, it
shows how to use the Silver Key
1067
01:20:56,056 --> 01:20:57,224
What does that thing do?
1068
01:20:57,358 --> 01:21:00,461
It has
such sites to show you
1069
01:21:02,396 --> 01:21:04,865
What? Oh, not
Hellraiser fans, I guess?
1070
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:09,103
According to this, different
positions allow it to do
1071
01:21:09,236 --> 01:21:11,271
just about anything you want
1072
01:21:11,606 --> 01:21:13,608
So, it grants wishes
1073
01:21:14,208 --> 01:21:16,009
That's a simple way to put it
1074
01:21:16,143 --> 01:21:20,047
Okay, so if I want to stop
that thing,
I just need to make a wish
1075
01:21:20,180 --> 01:21:21,982
with that Silver Key thing?
1076
01:21:22,684 --> 01:21:25,720
It's not that easy-
this could take years to solve
1077
01:21:26,086 --> 01:21:29,724
I could do it. I mean, after we
sanitize that thing, of course
1078
01:21:29,858 --> 01:21:34,027
What? It was in the old man's
pants all day- I'm not
touching that!
1079
01:21:34,161 --> 01:21:35,663
Okay. What makes you think-
1080
01:21:35,797 --> 01:21:41,803
It's a puzzle cube. I'm the-
I mean, I WAS the regional champ
1081
01:21:42,002 --> 01:21:42,970
Was?
1082
01:21:43,103 --> 01:21:44,371
Don't ask Don't ask
1083
01:21:44,639 --> 01:21:46,006
Just let me see it.
1084
01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:54,248
- Huh. Mm-hmm.
- Oh, oh, ooh- Yeah
1085
01:21:54,883 --> 01:21:57,786
Yeah. I think it'll just take a
little bit of time but I
think I can-
1086
01:21:57,918 --> 01:21:58,787
Shit
1087
01:21:58,919 --> 01:22:00,120
What? What-
1088
01:22:00,588 --> 01:22:03,056
I've seen these symbols in
my journal, but I've never had
1089
01:22:03,190 --> 01:22:04,491
this page before
1090
01:22:04,626 --> 01:22:05,660
What is-
1091
01:22:07,394 --> 01:22:09,963
There's two
different configurations: one to
1092
01:22:10,097 --> 01:22:12,032
open a door, the other to close
1093
01:22:12,332 --> 01:22:14,669
Well isn't that the point?
Well, you're just making it
1094
01:22:14,803 --> 01:22:15,703
sound like it's kind of-
1095
01:22:15,837 --> 01:22:17,672
Both require a sacrifice
1096
01:22:18,372 --> 01:22:21,108
Okay. Clyde, where
do you get your chickens?
1097
01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:25,112
No, Geoff. The Key
requires the bearer's life
1098
01:22:27,381 --> 01:22:29,517
No, nope. Clyde,
you can shove that thing
1099
01:22:29,651 --> 01:22:30,552
right back in your pants
1100
01:22:30,685 --> 01:22:32,252
We're running out of time,
you guys
1101
01:22:32,486 --> 01:22:34,923
There's got to be another way,
right? Look, is there
1102
01:22:35,055 --> 01:22:36,957
someplace that we
can talk about this?
1103
01:22:37,692 --> 01:22:39,627
Okay, up a ways is
the old Pickman farm- now,
1104
01:22:39,761 --> 01:22:43,030
that thing's been abandoned
for years. We can hide out there
1105
01:22:52,874 --> 01:22:54,208
What the hell was that?
1106
01:22:54,776 --> 01:22:56,043
What is that?
1107
01:22:58,345 --> 01:23:04,251
Is that a person?
Wait- What are you doing?
1108
01:23:05,085 --> 01:23:08,489
I think they need help.
Maybe they got hit by something
1109
01:23:14,161 --> 01:23:15,362
Hello?
1110
01:23:17,532 --> 01:23:22,537
Guys. Something's happening.
Why is something happening?
1111
01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:23,638
What did you do?
1112
01:23:23,771 --> 01:23:25,540
Nothing. It
just started glowing!
1113
01:23:27,207 --> 01:23:28,475
Can you hear me?
1114
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:41,355
Zombies!
1115
01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:48,428
You know, I think I should
start a new blog after this
1116
01:23:48,897 --> 01:23:50,632
Oh? About
the occult?
1117
01:23:50,999 --> 01:23:53,735
No- about
how to pick better friends
1118
01:23:53,868 --> 01:23:55,035
Oh.
1119
01:23:55,168 --> 01:23:59,007
Thanks for the key, bro
1120
01:23:59,339 --> 01:24:00,474
You're not my brother
1121
01:24:00,909 --> 01:24:05,279
Oh, that hurts, G-string.
You know, Rich is still in here,
1122
01:24:05,412 --> 01:24:09,116
we just had to make some room.
He says "Hi"
1123
01:24:10,818 --> 01:24:13,253
He bit me!
Now I'm going to bite you!
1124
01:24:13,387 --> 01:24:17,525
Stop! We have plans for him
1125
01:24:17,725 --> 01:24:20,528
Fine, but I'm
eating someone tonight
1126
01:24:21,663 --> 01:24:22,730
Colin...
1127
01:24:23,665 --> 01:24:24,732
Dick
1128
01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:27,434
You're pretty good
with puzzles, aren't you?
1129
01:24:28,002 --> 01:24:33,073
Pretty good? Pretty
good? I'm on track to go to the
nationals
1130
01:24:33,206 --> 01:24:34,441
Dude!
1131
01:24:36,778 --> 01:24:43,450
Oh, Um... I'm- Yeah, sometimes.
Maybe. Not really, though
1132
01:24:43,885 --> 01:24:48,488
Uh huh. Listen, I'm going to
need you to solve this
puzzle for me,
1133
01:24:48,623 --> 01:24:50,024
Buddy
1134
01:24:50,558 --> 01:24:52,694
And why would I do that, Sport?
1135
01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:59,166
Because, Tiger, if you don't,
Tina gets to have her way
with you
1136
01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:01,501
Well, that doesn't sound so bad
1137
01:25:02,770 --> 01:25:07,274
Oh, I am done playing nice
with the Geek Squad. Solve it,
1138
01:25:07,407 --> 01:25:10,277
or my little
brother gets a new mouth
1139
01:25:10,410 --> 01:25:11,546
He won't do it
1140
01:25:11,679 --> 01:25:13,081
Won't I?
1141
01:25:13,213 --> 01:25:18,485
Okay, fine. I'll do it. Give
it the old college try. I mean,
1142
01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:21,623
I didn't go to college, but-
1143
01:25:21,756 --> 01:25:22,824
But?
1144
01:25:22,957 --> 01:25:26,561
But, but I'll try, okay?
Just don't hurt him
1145
01:25:27,528 --> 01:25:30,263
Colin, don't-
1146
01:25:31,465 --> 01:25:34,401
Take the nerd outside
and get everything ready.
1147
01:25:35,803 --> 01:25:39,574
Well,
I better get out there
1148
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,910
It's almost time
for tonight's Big Story
1149
01:25:46,179 --> 01:25:47,414
Don't hurt him
1150
01:25:48,750 --> 01:25:50,618
You going to stop me, G-string?
1151
01:25:58,392 --> 01:26:00,327
♪ We never do come out on top ♪
1152
01:26:00,460 --> 01:26:02,630
♪ I'm scared as
hell we'll miss our shot ♪
1153
01:26:02,764 --> 01:26:04,632
♪ He's grown so
fast, they're on his side ♪
1154
01:26:04,766 --> 01:26:08,836
♪ Clocks running
down, we're out of time ♪
1155
01:26:09,637 --> 01:26:13,306
♪ Maybe we can do it,
we can make it if we fight ♪
1156
01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:18,680
♪ Take no more shit from anyone,
this time it's do or die ♪
1157
01:26:19,814 --> 01:26:23,918
♪ My plans never come about, be
dead before the night is out ♪
1158
01:26:24,052 --> 01:26:29,057
♪ Somehow that's all we're
hoping for,
been through all this before ♪
1159
01:26:29,891 --> 01:26:33,828
♪ I know we can do this,
or at least we've got to try ♪
1160
01:26:33,961 --> 01:26:39,332
♪ With everything I've lost
already,
someone else may have to die ♪
1161
01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:52,113
♪ Today is a big day for
me, never missed a shot before ♪
1162
01:26:52,245 --> 01:26:56,884
♪ I used to just want Eldritch-
Now I want so much more ♪
1163
01:26:58,152 --> 01:27:01,923
♪ I know I can do it,
I can make it if I try ♪
1164
01:27:02,056 --> 01:27:07,360
♪ Take everything from everyone,
it's time for them to die ♪
1165
01:27:07,895 --> 01:27:12,200
♪ Is there time to save this
town? Are we too late to try? ♪
1166
01:27:12,332 --> 01:27:14,434
♪ Give it
everything we've got! ♪
1167
01:27:14,635 --> 01:27:19,574
♪ Take everything, kill
everyone. This town is
going down ♪
1168
01:27:28,448 --> 01:27:32,787
♪ We're near the end, not there
yet, time to turn this thing
around ♪
1169
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:35,355
♪ For, tonight it's do or die ♪
1170
01:27:36,624 --> 01:27:38,893
♪ Tonight it's do or die ♪
1171
01:27:42,096 --> 01:27:48,301
Everything is ready. When the
gate opens,
we will receive power
1172
01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:52,339
Something funny?
1173
01:27:54,108 --> 01:27:56,577
You don't actually think
what's going to come through is
1174
01:27:56,711 --> 01:28:00,715
going to help you out, do you?
Have you guys never seen a
horror movie?
1175
01:28:01,716 --> 01:28:03,551
Some of us have lives
1176
01:28:03,684 --> 01:28:05,887
Well, you HAD lives
1177
01:28:09,090 --> 01:28:11,092
We've been freshly reborn!
1178
01:28:11,291 --> 01:28:13,460
Huh- you could have fooled me
1179
01:28:19,133 --> 01:28:20,467
Wait here
1180
01:28:22,970 --> 01:28:24,038
We have to hurry
1181
01:28:29,043 --> 01:28:31,612
I can't let Colin solve
that puzzle- it will kill him!
1182
01:28:32,046 --> 01:28:35,883
What other choice do we have?
Its either Colin or
everybody else
1183
01:28:37,952 --> 01:28:39,053
I'll do it
1184
01:28:40,188 --> 01:28:41,556
What?
1185
01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:44,525
He's my friend. More
than that, he's my brother
1186
01:28:44,659 --> 01:28:47,628
More of a
brother than Rich ever was
1187
01:28:49,429 --> 01:28:51,065
Don't count
your chickens just yet
1188
01:28:53,835 --> 01:28:57,138
Hurry up, nerd.
They're getting impatient
1189
01:28:57,271 --> 01:29:01,542
Well, can you tell THEM
that I'm going as fast as I can?
1190
01:29:01,676 --> 01:29:05,913
Unless if you want to do it...
huh, I didn't think so
1191
01:29:07,715 --> 01:29:11,853
You're late!
Get to chanting!
1192
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:15,523
Placere Placere
1193
01:29:15,656 --> 01:29:18,059
Nice night for
a ritual, ain't it?
1194
01:29:18,192 --> 01:29:20,027
Placere Placere
1195
01:29:21,529 --> 01:29:27,535
Placere Placere Placere Placere
1196
01:29:57,365 --> 01:29:58,933
The idiot's actually doing it!
1197
01:30:00,735 --> 01:30:05,206
Y'ai'Ng'Ngah, Yog-Sothoth
1198
01:30:05,339 --> 01:30:09,944
H'ee-L'geb F'ai Throdog...
1199
01:30:10,611 --> 01:30:11,846
What's burning?
1200
01:30:22,156 --> 01:30:23,991
I can't talk right
now, I'm on a deadline
1201
01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:24,992
How close are you?
1202
01:30:25,126 --> 01:30:26,193
I'm too close
1203
01:30:26,661 --> 01:30:28,062
Give it to me for the last move
1204
01:30:29,030 --> 01:30:30,131
What?
1205
01:30:37,605 --> 01:30:42,475
That thing is going to kill
us all. There's no time to argue
1206
01:30:44,645 --> 01:30:45,913
Geoff!
1207
01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:50,184
Jill!
1208
01:30:54,422 --> 01:30:56,691
Jill, catch!
1209
01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:00,227
Sorry
1210
01:31:00,361 --> 01:31:01,662
Classic
1211
01:31:07,301 --> 01:31:08,703
Stop!
1212
01:31:11,205 --> 01:31:15,810
Geoff. Just turn it that
way and then turn it that way
1213
01:31:15,943 --> 01:31:18,045
And that should do it
1214
01:31:19,847 --> 01:31:22,583
Right... I love you, man
1215
01:31:26,087 --> 01:31:27,154
I know
1216
01:31:37,131 --> 01:31:39,333
Ogthrod Ai'f
1217
01:31:42,737 --> 01:31:45,740
Geb'L-ee'h Yog-Sothoth!
1218
01:31:50,511 --> 01:31:51,812
Goodbye
1219
01:31:57,184 --> 01:32:00,087
So, what are
you doing after this?
1220
01:32:00,921 --> 01:32:03,824
Well, I know a coffee shop
that's open pretty late, but-
1221
01:32:03,958 --> 01:32:06,527
Really? Well,
it just so happens that-
1222
01:32:06,660 --> 01:32:08,729
G-string here
doesn't even like coffee,
1223
01:32:08,863 --> 01:32:11,732
but I think it's pretty amazing.
Just like you
1224
01:32:24,745 --> 01:32:31,952
Wait! Don't- it'll kill you
1225
01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:34,555
I have to do this
1226
01:32:35,589 --> 01:32:42,029
But, G- Geoff... you're
my brother
1227
01:32:48,769 --> 01:32:50,037
Thanks, Rich
1228
01:33:06,053 --> 01:33:07,121
Dad?
1229
01:33:09,723 --> 01:33:11,592
Had to finish
what I started, kid
1230
01:33:13,194 --> 01:33:14,261
Don't
1231
01:33:14,762 --> 01:33:22,069
It's already done. Sorry I got
you into this mess. I love you
1232
01:33:23,604 --> 01:33:24,839
I love you
1233
01:33:29,443 --> 01:33:30,744
Better get on with it
1234
01:33:32,780 --> 01:33:35,382
'Ngah'Ng Ai'y Zhro!
1235
01:34:42,783 --> 01:34:47,354
It's been six months since
the incident at Kingdom Beyond
1236
01:34:50,525 --> 01:34:54,061
In the wake of the event, the
community has begun to rebuild
1237
01:34:54,195 --> 01:34:59,033
their trust with one another
and reintegrate into society
1238
01:35:02,136 --> 01:35:06,040
Others affected by the strange
occurrence have also been
1239
01:35:06,173 --> 01:35:10,978
processing their experience
and finding new pathways forward
1240
01:35:14,114 --> 01:35:16,784
Eldritch has proven to
be surprisingly resilient,
1241
01:35:17,151 --> 01:35:21,155
learning to coexist with
their... different neighbors,
1242
01:35:21,288 --> 01:35:24,258
with a surprising level
of tolerance
1243
01:35:24,626 --> 01:35:28,462
However, for some, the events at
Kingdom Beyond were a catalyst
1244
01:35:28,597 --> 01:35:32,766
to chase new opportunities and
step out from the shadows
of their-
1245
01:35:32,900 --> 01:35:34,235
Turn it off!
1246
01:35:36,003 --> 01:35:38,772
This is Rich Brewer, signing off
1247
01:35:39,373 --> 01:35:47,781
♪ He does everything
right He does everything right ♪
1248
01:35:49,216 --> 01:35:53,053
♪ He does everything right ♪
1249
01:36:12,641 --> 01:36:13,941
Do you need a ride?
1250
01:36:19,581 --> 01:36:23,217
So I was thinking maybe about
stopping to get a bite to eat
1251
01:36:23,350 --> 01:36:26,020
up at this little cafe...
You hungry?
1252
01:36:28,556 --> 01:36:29,624
Starving
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