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He jukes right! 4 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,847 -Goal! -[Bella] Hello, Milo. 5 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,057 Bella Bianchi. 6 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,101 No wonder all the birds stopped chirping. 7 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,145 What do you want? 8 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,981 My mom loaned your mom a casserole dish, and she wants it back. 9 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,025 I'd help you, but I don't want to. 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,986 Also, I don't know what a casserole dish is. 11 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,073 I'll find it myself. 12 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,702 [sighs] I can't have a stain. 13 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,163 This is the shirt I was wearing when Giada and I met. 14 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,582 I wore it special for our anniversary. 15 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:42,083 -Well, I can help. -No, don't! 16 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,502 I know, I know. Not outside the lair. 17 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,088 Well, maybe just this once. 18 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,466 You know, 'cause it's an emergency. 19 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,469 [magic whooshes] 20 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:55,305 Oh! [chuckles] Thanks, Billie. 21 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,514 No problem. 22 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,350 Dang it, now I can't remember what I came in here for. 23 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,313 I can't find the dish. 24 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,107 Oh, well, you tried. Time to go. 25 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,527 If I don't come back with a casserole dish, 26 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,237 I don't get casserole. 27 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,364 And mama wants her casserole. 28 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,329 A snack. I wanted a snack. 29 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,747 Billie, I need your help. 30 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,457 I tried something new with my hair. 31 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,667 First, I used mousse, then I used gel, 32 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,211 then I used something called a relaxer, 33 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:27,754 but I am not feeling relaxed. 34 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,381 Would you call this an emergency? 35 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,383 I'm gonna go ahead and say, yeah. 36 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,428 Oh, man, I got you. 37 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:36,805 -No, don't! -[magic whooshes] 38 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,974 -Thank you. -Happy to help. 39 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,228 Dang it, now I forgot why I came in here again. 40 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,232 It's not in there either. 41 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:50,819 Here, take this dish. Would you just go? 42 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,740 All right, nobody distract me. 43 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,909 I've finally remembered what I came in here for. 44 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,455 [magic whooshes] 45 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,750 Why didn't you just use the microwave? 46 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:06,918 It takes three minutes. 47 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,671 Bella Bianchi was just here. 48 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:11,464 She could have seen you using magic. 49 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:14,008 No, all she would have seen was me helping out the family. 50 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,635 -With magic! -Oh, yeah. 51 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:17,095 That would have been bad. 52 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,017 [♪ theme song playing] 53 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:27,147 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 54 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,940 ♪ When you can have what you want ♪ 55 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,984 ♪ By the simplest of means ♪ 56 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,862 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 57 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:38,449 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 58 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,702 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 59 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:44,497 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 60 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,124 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 61 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,877 -♪ What it seems ♪ -[♪ theme song concludes] 62 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,713 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 63 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,007 -Oh, hey, Iggy. -[♪ music concludes] 64 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:55,675 Are your wings tired? 65 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,719 'Cause you've been flying through my mind all night. 66 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,557 Oh, that's a good one. That's gonna work. [giggles] 67 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,603 Honey, who are you talking to? 68 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,647 What? Nothing! Who are you talking to? 69 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,150 You. 70 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,444 Are these flowers from your father? 71 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,571 Well, they're not mine, 72 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,489 'cause I'm going to the comic book shop. 73 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,742 No need to have flowers at the comic book shop. 74 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,493 That would just be weird. 75 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,830 Your dad and I promised each other we weren't gonna go over the top 76 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,123 for our anniversary gifts this year. 77 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,917 I got him nail clippers, 78 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,919 Roman, nail clippers. 79 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,255 Wait, so you think these flowers are over the top? 80 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,675 Look at the size of them! What am I, Miss Staten Island 2007? 81 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,595 I am, but these are ridiculous. 82 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,682 Knowing your dad, this is only the beginning. 83 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,517 I have to find out what else he has planned. 84 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,770 -[gasping] -We... well, if you need me, 85 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:52,398 I'll be at the comic book shop, as previously mentioned. 86 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,443 Billie, I have another emergency. 87 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,528 Apparently, these flowers are over the top. 88 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,198 I... I can't take these to the comic book shop. 89 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,242 Comic book shop? I thought you had a date! 90 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,994 [shushes] It's code. 91 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,121 No one can know I'm sneaking off to the Wizard World. 92 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,082 I know, I'm just messing with ya. 93 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,417 So, can you help me with the flowers? 94 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,586 I don't want Iggy to think I'm trying too hard. 95 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,380 Well, then in that case, you might want to consider 96 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:16,673 wearing less body spray. 97 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:22,553 -But relax, I got you. -[magic whooshes] 98 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,889 There. Backpack charm. Trust me, the... 99 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,599 comic book shop will love it. 100 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,604 [sighs] Hey, Roman. What's that box? 101 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:32,772 It's definitely not mine. 102 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,694 'Cause I'm not going to meet a special someone. 103 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,946 Then that means it's for me. 104 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,240 I knew Giada wouldn't keep our anniversary promise. 105 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,450 And a box that small means she went big. 106 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,743 Wonder what it is. 107 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:50,331 Gold cufflinks, diamond money clip, pinky ring. 108 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,251 I can pull off a pinky ring, right? 109 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,961 You? Heck yeah! 110 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:58,464 [chuckles, sighs] It's our 15th wedding anniversary, 111 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,217 and I'm about to present my beautiful wife with jumper cables. 112 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,888 I gotta get to a mall. I gotta get to all the malls. 113 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,184 [sighs] Milo, how many times have I told you 114 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,728 not to play with that thing in the house? 115 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,855 Ten. Unless you're counting this time. 116 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,523 In that case, it's 11. 117 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,442 [sighs] 118 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:22,572 Oh, uh, hi, Bella. Milo, your friend's here. 119 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,283 -We're not friends! -We're not friends! 120 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:30,288 -What are you doing back here? -I was about to leave, 121 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:34,167 but then I saw Billie pop a bag of popcorn right on the counter. 122 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:38,838 -Uh, I can explain that. -Well? I'm waiting. 123 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,465 I didn't say when I'd explain it. 124 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:44,427 [♪ upbeat rock music playing, concludes] 125 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,888 -Oh, Billie, I need your help. -Oh! 126 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:48,931 Okay. Pull on three. One, two... 127 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,308 I'm not stuck. 128 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,187 I'm trying to figure out how big Justin went on my anniversary gift, 129 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,856 but his gift isn't in any of his usual hiding spots. 130 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,733 Only place I haven't looked is the lair. 131 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:00,193 [gasps] Ooh, could you let me in? 132 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:03,196 -Uh, the lair? I don't know. -Please. It's an emergency. 133 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,156 -An emergency? -Of the heart. 134 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,575 I gotchu. 135 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,745 [magic whooshes] 136 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,747 It's kind of nice being the one solving problems 137 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:13,831 instead of causing them. 138 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,836 So, you expect me to believe 139 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,297 that you guys have self-popping popcorn? 140 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:22,590 It'd be great if you did. 141 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,885 I dunno. It just seemed... 142 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,512 magical. 143 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,223 Hate to break it to you, Bella. 144 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,600 The Russo's are a boring old family. 145 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,770 You're not breaking anything. Everybody knows that. 146 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,815 I'm out of here. 147 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,984 -[magical mirror whooshes] -[gasps] 148 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,653 Oh, come on! 149 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,948 Hey, Bella, you didn't just see that, did you? 150 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,492 You walk through a glowing mirror? 151 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:50,618 Yeah, you saw it. 152 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:53,413 I knew something magical was going on here. 153 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,289 I'm gonna tell everyone I know. 154 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,375 And then I'm gonna tell people I don't know. 155 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,459 Well, not if I-- 156 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,877 -[Bella] Hey! -[magical mirror whooshes] 157 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,171 Milo! Why would you do that? 158 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,507 She was about to tell everyone your secret. 159 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,967 It was the only thing I could do. 160 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,344 But I was just about to erase her memory. 161 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,972 Oh, that's way better. Let's do that. 162 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:14,350 We'll get her out of the lair and fix all of this. Easy peasy. 163 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,768 [mirror shatters] 164 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,189 That's bad luck for so many reasons. 165 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:27,530 [♪ upbeat rock music playing, concludes] 166 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,907 Milo, you shattered the mirror. 167 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:31,117 Let's break more things. 168 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,994 We'll say a raccoon got loose in the house. 169 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:35,955 Yeah, I'll just use magic. 170 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,209 Broken, cracked, chipped, and tattered, make this mirror now unshattered. 171 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,752 [magic whooshes] 172 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,713 Why didn't it work? 173 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,424 You can conjure a monster, but you can't fix a mirror? 174 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:47,800 I don't get these powers. 175 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,470 What are we gonna do? 176 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,638 Bella's in the lair totally unsupervised. 177 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,600 Well, she's not totally unsupervised. 178 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,518 Hello, Milo's mom. 179 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:01,606 [gasps] Bella, what are you doing here? 180 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,191 I could ask you the same thing. 181 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,235 No, you can't. I'm an adult, and this is my house. 182 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,780 Which is why you've got some explaining to do. 183 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:13,618 I've seen some pretty weird stuff around here, lady. 184 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:19,415 -I don't like your tone, missy. -Nobody does. 185 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:24,045 [♪ upbeat rock music playing, concludes] 186 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:27,465 [sighs] Nothing? No tables available? 187 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:29,467 We'll sit anywhere. Put us in the bathroom. 188 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:33,554 We'll sit at the changing table. It's booked? 189 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,724 But this is my 15th wedding anniversary. 190 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,185 Yes, I know I should've booked this months ago. 191 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:41,979 Hi, Mr. Russo. 192 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,232 You know, you really gotta start locking your doors. 193 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,483 Anyone could come in here. 194 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,151 Anyone could, but only you do. 195 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:49,904 What's with all the bags? 196 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,323 I'm trying to find the perfect anniversary gift for Giada. 197 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,534 My Dad just takes my mom to a fancy restaurant, 198 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,744 but you gotta book a reservation months in advance. 199 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,538 What am I telling you for? You know this. 200 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,581 [chuckles awkwardly] You'd think that, wouldn't you? 201 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,794 -So, uh, what're doing here? -Billie called me. 202 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,712 She said she needed a jigsaw puzzle expert. 203 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,548 Why would she need a jigsaw puzzle expert? 204 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:09,715 I don't know. Something about 205 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,050 -a broken mirror? -What! 206 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,219 Ooh, this piece fits with that piece, 207 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,930 but also with this piece, and that piece. 208 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,099 This is not going well. 209 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,436 What happened? This is a disaster. 210 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:23,854 You can say that again. 211 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,314 They didn't even start with the edges. 212 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,524 It's a good thing you called me. 213 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:29,360 I can't believe you broke the mirror! 214 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:32,196 Don't worry. Mom will be fine in the lair. 215 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,281 Giada's in the lair? 216 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,992 Yeah, but it's okay, 'cause, uh, she can keep an eye on Bella. 217 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,493 Bella is in the lair? 218 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,162 It was the safest place to put her after she saw Billie do magic. 219 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,747 She saw Billie do magic? 220 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,376 We're just gonna stop telling you stuff if this is how you're gonna react. 221 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:50,298 This is bad. Lair mirrors can only be repaired from inside the lair. 222 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,382 Well, that makes no sense. 223 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,009 How do you get in the lair to repair the mirror 224 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,635 if you can't use the mirror to get in the lair? 225 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:55,720 You don't break the mirror. 226 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,680 Oh, that makes sense. 227 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,934 Okay, you can use Cerebellum Erasus for up to an hour. 228 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,437 If we get Bella out of there in time, we can erase her memory. 229 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,646 But how do we get in? 230 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,441 The freezer in my family's old sub shop is a portal to the lair. 231 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,110 Maybe we get in that way. I need to make a call. 232 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,655 Ooh, this piece fits with that piece, 233 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:18,034 but also with this piece, and that piece. 234 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,161 This is not going well. 235 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:25,249 [♪ upbeat rock music playing, concludes] 236 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,545 So, Bella, what's all this weird stuff you think you saw? 237 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,631 -[magical whooshing] -[gasps] 238 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:36,177 Why don't we start with the magic mirror Milo pushed me through. 239 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,303 Okay, first of all, 240 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,555 Milo should not be pushing anyone, he knows better. 241 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,308 And second... that's just a mirror... 242 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,269 that you can walk through. Nothing weird about that. 243 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,439 [gasps] Whoo! 244 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,610 -What? -Uh, nothing happening here. 245 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,237 [chuckles] 246 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,615 Okay, fine. 247 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,493 But how do you explain this secret room? 248 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,286 It's our basement. 249 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:06,040 You have an ancient sarcophagus in your basement? 250 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:10,670 It's just a Halloween decoration. [chuckles] 251 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,088 -[door creaks] -[gasps] 252 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,548 -[monster growls] -Get-- Go! 253 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,342 Shoo! 254 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,763 [chuckles nervously] Yep, just a fun Halloween decoration 255 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,306 that should probably have a lock on it. 256 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,643 Well, I guess you've answered all my questions. 257 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,270 I can't believe I thought you guys were magical or something. 258 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,689 [chuckles nervously] 259 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,483 And back from the Wizard World with five minutes to spare. 260 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,943 -Roman? -Mom? 261 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,778 -Wizard World? -Dang it! 262 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:40,700 [♪ upbeat rock music playing, concludes] 263 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,410 Okay, I talked to uncle Max. 264 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,037 Good news, that freezer is still a Wizard Portal. 265 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,580 Well then great, let's go to the sub shop. 266 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,582 Wait, my dad never says, 267 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,376 "Good news," unless it's followed by-- 268 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,877 -Bad news. -There it is. 269 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,547 Max sold that freezer years ago. 270 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,631 You get mad at me 271 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,133 for using magic to scramble eggs, 272 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,343 but your brother is allowed to sell a Wizard Portal? 273 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,303 Well, Max doesn't live under my roof, 274 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,139 because he lives on a yacht. 275 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,559 Besides, only wizards can use the portal. 276 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,269 The freezer is currently in the kitchen 277 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,313 of a restaurant called, uh, Chez Pre or Cheese...? 278 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,523 Chez Prétenshoo? 279 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,652 That place is so exclusive, all the influencers go there. 280 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,738 And then they influence normal people to go there, 281 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,947 but they can't get in. 282 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,243 Milo, Winter, you guys stay here in case someone misses Bella 283 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,369 and comes looking for her. 284 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,371 I know that's hard to believe, but it could happen. 285 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,166 Billie and I will go to the restaurant, 286 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,460 we'll sneak into the lair faster than you can say 287 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,587 Chez Pre-- Chez Pre-- 288 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,255 Chez Prétenshoo. 289 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:38,257 Of course, 290 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:41,594 we could get you a table in six months. 291 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,388 Only gave you five months to live, huh? 292 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,308 Well, we would have enjoyed having you. 293 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,895 I don't have a good feeling about this. 294 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,898 I think you're underestimating the power of the Russo charm, 295 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,399 watch and learn. 296 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,568 -Hi. -Nope. 297 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:58,778 Okay, then, thank you very much. 298 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,782 We gotta come up with a new plan. 299 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,493 Um, I got this. You distract them, I'll make a run for it. 300 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,911 [whispers] Okay. Uh... 301 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,579 [screams, groans] 302 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,460 Yeah, we need a new, new plan. 303 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,673 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 304 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,055 Who would have thought 305 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,432 sneaking into the most exclusive restaurant in the tristate area, 306 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,434 finding the freezer, hoping it still connects to the lair, 307 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,228 and erasing Bella's memory before she tells everyone 308 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,896 we're wizards would be so hard! 309 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,566 Don't forget we have to do it in ten minutes! 310 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,901 Well, actually, it's nine minutes. 311 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,111 -Well, now it's-- -I know how time works! 312 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,322 How are we gonna get past that guy? 313 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,990 [growls] 314 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:49,286 I got it! I'll conjure a raw steak, we'll throw it in the alleyway, 315 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,663 and he'll chase it like a Dobermann. 316 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,041 No! Using magic is what got us here in the first place. 317 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,252 But you said I can use magic in an emergency. 318 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:57,461 I never said that. 319 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,381 -[Billie] Re-playus my day-us. -[magic whooshes] 320 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,425 Well, maybe just this once. 321 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,636 You know, 'cause it's an emergency. 322 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,804 -[magic whooshes] -In my defense, 323 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,222 I did say "Just this once." 324 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,560 It just felt good to help. You guys always have my back, 325 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,186 it was nice to have yours for a change. 326 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,396 That is sweet, 327 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,232 but I should have never told you to use magic in the first place. 328 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,109 If we're not careful, we're gonna get found out. 329 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,610 There has to be another way. 330 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,155 Charli D'Amelio! [chuckles] No reservation necessary. 331 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,824 We'll show you right to your table. 332 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,327 Kick out anyone with less than a 100 million followers. 333 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,833 Ooh, Charli D'Amelio. [chuckles] So, who's Charli D'Amelio? 334 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,336 I have no idea, but that host was impressed. 335 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,505 Wait, I know how to get in. 336 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,300 [in valley girl accent] Hey, it's your girl, Maddoxley. 337 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,262 I'm gonna drop in at Chez Prétenshoo and see if it lives up to the hype. 338 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,347 Stay tuned for a sick bathroom selfie. 339 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,516 Table for trois. 340 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,893 Do you have a reservation? 341 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,811 This face is a reservation. 342 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,356 Miss, I have no idea who you are. 343 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,612 You don't know who Maddoxley is? I'm low-key cringing right now. 344 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,073 I'm so low-key, I'm high-key. 345 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,410 Nailing this. 346 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,331 Apparently, they don't have a table for me. 347 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,541 Now, I know you're gonna wanna go after this guy, 348 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,543 but all 300-million of you 349 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,295 -just need to-- -Did you say "300-million"? 350 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,797 Table just opened up for ya. 351 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:26,675 Get rid of D'Amelio. 352 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:28,969 Right this way. 353 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,138 We're in. 354 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,598 [♪ techno music playing over speaker] 355 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,600 Wow, Winter really turned it on. 356 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,227 I just hope she can turn it off. Maddoxley is a lot. 357 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,150 Apologies for the misunderstanding, 358 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,318 Ms. Maddoxley. 359 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,528 Try apologizing for your face. 360 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,908 I apologize for my face. 361 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,577 Enjoy. 362 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,540 Now, all we have to do is wait till no one's looking 363 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,750 and then sneak into the kitchen. 364 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,086 -That might be a little tricky. -Why? 365 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,923 That's right, Maddoxley is here at Chez Prétenshoo. 366 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,300 I'm gonna livestream her whole meal. 367 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,511 Nothing's gonna happen at that table 368 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,221 that you won't see! 369 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,598 [phone cameras clicking] 370 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,976 What do we do now? 371 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,477 I don't know, but don't drink the water. 372 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,896 -It's 75 dollars a glass. -[gags] 373 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:33,033 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 374 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,119 [♪ music concludes] 375 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,620 I knew it. You're wizards! 376 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,541 My mom's gonna have this on the PTA group chat like that. 377 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,378 Roman, I finally convinced her there was nothing going on here, 378 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,505 and then you come in talking about the Wizard World! 379 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,841 I didn't know you were in here. Why are you in here? 380 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,384 We're talking about you, mister. 381 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,930 Whoa, what is this thing? It's amazing! 382 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,849 It makes small objects look big. 383 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,810 -It's a magnifying glass. -A wizard magnifying glass? 384 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,603 No, it's just a magnifying glass. 385 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,690 I am not gonna ask you this again. 386 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,150 What were you doing in the Wizard World? 387 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,610 I'm a young man, and young men have secrets. 388 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,113 Uh, you are not a young man. You are my little boy, 389 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,906 and little boys do not keep secrets 390 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,158 from their mommies. 391 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,040 [monster growls] 392 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,042 Uh, guys? 393 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,712 I know why you're in here. You're snooping. 394 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,506 You're trying to figure out what dad got you for your anniversary. 395 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,591 I would never. 396 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,051 -This is not good. -[monster hissing] 397 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,594 I'll tell you where I was 398 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,137 if you tell me why you're in here. 399 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,432 [sighs] I... I was looking for your dad's present. 400 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,809 He always gives me the perfect gift. 401 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:44,021 Just once I wanted to get him something as thoughtful as he gives me. 402 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,105 Mom. 403 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:46,648 That's really sweet. 404 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,525 -[monster growls] -Miss Russo! 405 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,610 In a minute, Bella. 406 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,278 Your turn. 407 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,531 I went into the Wizard World to see-- 408 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,866 -[monster growls] -Guys! 409 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,409 -[gasps] Hang on, Bella! -[monster growling] 410 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,745 -[monster hissing] -We are not done talking about this! 411 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,540 -[shrieks] -[♪ upbeat rock music playing] 412 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,919 -[♪ music concludes] -[phone cameras clicking] 413 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,713 We're not gonna get to the freezer with all these people watching us. 414 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,007 And we only have two minutes left to erase Bella's memory. 415 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,175 If we don't, 416 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,676 she'll tell everybody our secret. 417 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,595 You know, this really feels like an emergency. 418 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,431 No. No one can see us do magic. 419 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,975 Right, no one can see us do magic. 420 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,770 [plates shatter] 421 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,940 Whoa! Billie, why'd you do that? 422 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,859 Guys? Where'd you go? 423 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,027 [magical whooshing] 424 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,780 [in valley girl accent] It's okay. I'll just order for the table. 425 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,999 [magical whooshing] 426 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,171 [pants] What was that? 427 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,383 Well, you said no one can see us do magic, and they didn't, 428 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:55,884 'cause I turned us into food. 429 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,555 I gotta admit, that was pretty clever. 430 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,889 Would you say it was genius? 431 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143 I got a sock full of risotto, so no. 432 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,562 Okay, let's get to the freezer. 433 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,730 [♪ suspenseful instrumental music playing] 434 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,861 [♪ tense instrumental music playing] 435 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,613 Get me out of here! 436 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,408 I'm wearing dress shoes, I have no traction! 437 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,993 Why did you wear your church shoes 438 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,119 to the Wizard World? 439 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,745 Really, Mom? You want to talk about this now? 440 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,166 Mrs. Russo, he was on a date. Hello? 441 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,460 You went on your first date? Why didn't you tell me? 442 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,628 'Cause I knew you'd get all-- 443 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,715 -My baby boy is growing up! -That. 444 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,092 This tentacle isn't the only thing 445 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,760 that's having trouble letting go. 446 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,805 Who opened the sarcophagus? 447 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,765 Technically, the tentacle did! 448 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:44,975 [monster growling] 449 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:48,187 Russo's are in so much trouble when I get outta here! 450 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,356 If we let the tentacle take her, it would solve all our problems. 451 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,442 -Billie! -Well, I'm just saying. 452 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,279 -[Roman] Billie! -Electrozempress! 453 00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,365 -[magic whooshing] -[monster growling] 454 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,034 [♪ triumphant instrumental music playing] 455 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,535 [monster screams] 456 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,329 [♪ music concludes] 457 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:08,415 Okay, everybody start talking. I want to know why. 458 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,500 I want to know what, I want to know how. 459 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,668 Justin, we have 30 seconds. 460 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,128 Everyone be quiet! 461 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,423 I'll fix the mirror. Billie, you get Bella out of here. 462 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,800 [♪ dramatic rock music playing] 463 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,095 [magic whooshing, glass clinking] 464 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,847 -[♪ music concludes] -[magical mirror whooshes] 465 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,683 I wasn't playing with this thing in the house. 466 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,645 Oh, it's just you guys. 467 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,521 I was. 468 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,900 Sorry, Bella, I gotta erase your memory. 469 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,318 -You can't... -Cerebellum Erasus. 470 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,487 -[magic whooshing] -...expect me to believe 471 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,198 that you guys have self-popping popcorn? 472 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,242 Sorry, Bella, 473 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,078 the Russo's are just a regular, boring old family 474 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,704 who happen to have self-popping popcorn 475 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:48,914 in their pantry. 476 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,332 You got the boring part right. 477 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,542 Just go home. 478 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,254 Gladly. Goodbye, Milo. 479 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,593 [sighs] 480 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:04,638 Sounds like things were pretty exciting around here. 481 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,307 I wouldn't know. I was out on my first date. 482 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,018 Yes, Roman, we know you were on a date. 483 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,687 Yeah, I was. We held hands! 484 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,482 Billie, next time you want popcorn, 485 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:16,942 maybe just use the microwave. 486 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,820 Next time you play lacrosse, maybe stay away from the mirror. 487 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,946 Touché. 488 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,782 I'm just glad we wiped Bella's mind 489 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,450 before she could tell anybody we're wizards. 490 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,077 Our secret is safe. 491 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,121 [birds chirping] 492 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,622 What's this? 493 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,667 -[magical whooshing] -[♪ suspenseful music playing] 494 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,838 There's definitely something going on with the Russo's. 495 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,383 [♪ music builds, concludes] 496 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,344 [♪ upbeat music playing over speaker] 497 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,431 I can't believe I went so crazy about this anniversary. 498 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,724 I did too. 499 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,684 I have six shopping bags full of returns to prove it. 500 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:51,935 [chuckles] 501 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,063 I just wanted to make you feel as special as you always make me feel. 502 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,691 Oh, honey, you do, especially this year 503 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,776 with all the wizard stuff. I mean... [chuckles] 504 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,028 ...you've been amazing. 505 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,822 I just want you to know how much I appreciate you. 506 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:07,242 I do and I love you. [chuckles] 507 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,077 How'd you get this reservation? 508 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,746 It's impossible to get a table here. 509 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,998 Uh, I had a little help. 510 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,375 [in valley girl accent] Do you guys think the shrimp toast is salty? 511 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,210 I think it's salty. I'm gonna send it back. 512 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,756 This is officially the weirdest anniversary ever. 513 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,174 -Yep. -[glasses clink] 514 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,801 [♪ upbeat rock music playing] 515 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,845 [♪ music concludes] 39183

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