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hang on

Don't let yourself

[Music]

go cuz everybody

cries and everybody

hurts sometimes

[Music]

Sometimes everything is wrong And folks

if I've learned one thing it's this You

can't let your disability hold you back

You got to wear it like a badge of honor

You got to go out there and you got to

say "World this is me This is who I am

in all my glory And I'm here to win

Don't let yourself

[Music]

go Everybody cries

Everybody

[Applause]

hurts

[Music]

sometimes Sometimes everything is

[Music]

wrong Here at San Diego Trust Credit

Union we don't have customers or

clients We have members family members

and that's exciting

Yeah Big time Yes Yeah And there's

nothing more exciting than Christmas

bonus day Our busiest day of the year

the day hardworking union members get to

turn their labor into holiday

tomorrow We put the trust in San Diego

trust

That's it All right That's it Yeah Good

Nice Good Powerful Good Great job Yeah

Okay Good stuff Right Back to work Back

to

work Right

I mean what about the story Are you Are

you getting by

Had to let Terrence go

but I still open every day Not sure what

else to do with myself now that Betty's

gone

Earl I'm I'm really sorry but if you

can't pay we're going to have to

forclose

I

understand Okay What I can do is I can

hold on to this paperwork until after

the holiday Now that should buy you

enough time for Betty Social Security

and retirement to clear probate Now I

can't promise that it'll save the store

but that should keep you in your house

I appreciate that

Let me walk you out Okay

I'm so sorry again Earl I I mean I can't

even imagine what it's like to lose

someone after 50 years of marriage

Time don't

matter would have hurt just as bad if I

lost her the day we

met She brought the sunshine in my life

Know what I mean

Yeah totally

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Yeah she's [�__�]

stress No pat

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Hey Nate Hey Hey Oh sorry Hey what's up

Oh my god I'm so sorry Oh no Jesus Oh

that's fine I mean I I can I can take

care of that No no it's really you don't

care I'm actually really good at getting

stains out of You actually don't You

don't have to I'm good I'll I'll take

care of it I promise Everything's Do not

worry

I

uh I got I have to go Sorry Oh

Real smooth idiot

Yeah come in Hey Sherry Hey Hi Hi Um am

I just so very fired Listen I know I've

only worked here for four months but I

really feel like I have a lot to No No

You're not fired You're definitely

definitely not fired Are you sure Yeah I

feel like I at least owe you like a new

shirt Oh this shirt No No No This This

is It's the worst shirt I have Okay Well

maybe I could take you to lunch Uh yeah

Uh no actually sorry I brought mine

today so I'm I'm okay Okay Yeah no

pressure Okay But if you change your

mind let me know

Hey

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Hey Uh you know

what I'm in Okay cool Leave in 10 Yeah

sounds good Looking forward to it Don't

say that so loud

Welcome back honey See you brought a

friend this time Yeah this is Nate Hey

there Nate What can I get you Oh you

know just uh just a milkshake please

Vanilla milkshake You don't want any

food They really good sandwiches Really

good sandwiches Uh nah good Okay Um then

I'll have Oh please tell me that you're

not out of the cherry pie It's your

lucky day Got one left Yeah

So

what's your deal

Uh my deal Yeah You know you're just

always like I don't know in your office

and you never come up to the happy hours

Uh I don't I don't I don't really know

You know I'm

um I guess I'm just not really a very

social person

Okay Yeah

Do you have a girlfriend No No I don't

Um not not right now Yeah Are you on the

apps No God no Why not Really Great I

could take a profile picture of you

right now The reindeer tie would slay Oh

okay All right

Oh thank you very much Enjoy Call her if

you need anything Thank you

Mhm

Oh my god this is so good Cool Do you

want some Oh no No I'm okay I'm fine No

it's it's No I'm really I'm really sorry

I'm fine I can't I can't

I'm sorry I I just can't have any pie

[Music]

[Applause]

What do you mean you

can't Uh okay

Um I have a genetic

disorder Oh

Okay

Go on Oh yeah Um it's called the seipa

Um congenital insensitivity to pain with

anhydrosis

um it affects my nervous system and it

uh basically makes it so I can't feel

pain um or hot or cold and that's why I

can't uh have the pie or any solid food

really because

um unknowingly I

could bite my tongue off Oh the coffee

earlier Yeah No I couldn't feel that at

all Holy [�__�] Yeah

you're a superhero Yeah sure Yeah I I uh

I have the power to step on a nail and

and not know until my shoe fills up with

uh blood right Yeah Didn't think about

that True story By the way we were at

the aquarium My mom fainted Jesus Yeah

My parents they um they basically spent

my entire childhood at at the hospital

And then when they found out that the

average life expectancy for my condition

was um

25 they sort of locked me up

I'm sorry

No Hey I'm you know I'm uh still kicking

Okay I mean I hear all

that but does that really mean that you

can't have just like little bite of this

pack No I can't I mean like I said I I I

could bite my tongue off You're not

gonna bite your tongue off Nate This is

the best cherry pie on the West Coast

okay I swear to God

Listen if anything goes wrong I'm right

here

Okay

Okay

Here we go Yep Taking a bite Open your

mouth Okay Remember chew softly Yep

Uhhuh Let the magic happen

Uh-huh

God that is so

good That is so good Oh my god

Oh my god You

what This is pie Yeah this is pie Pie's

good Congratulations

Whoa

What are you doing later

tonight Look she invited me out to this

art show I'm I I'm just not going to go

I don't I think I'm just going to stay

here and we'll we'll play and it'll

it'll be fine You know you've been

talking about this girl for months

You're basically in love with her I mean

if I were you I'd be all over that [�__�]

Yeah man But I'm not like you I'm not

cool I don't drive a Harley I'm not this

hunky guy with a man bun Again it's a

short pony but dude that stuff is not

why I do well with women Does it help Of

course it does I'm not going to lie But

confidence is king

I I feel like I'm going to mess it up

somehow What's the worst that can happen

You wind up alone in your living room

playing video games You're already there

my guy What do you have to lose

Nate you're going to die What Oh [�__�]

Sorry

Umh Okay No no no That That was actually

really impressive Hey man I'm sorry My

head's not in this right now Can I call

you back a little later Oh sure Yeah

I'll just go [�__�] myself Okay Thanks

My friends call me a

loser I'm still hanging around

Boo Hey Hey Hi Hey You came You're here

Yeah No No Of course My you know my

schedule cleared up and uh Cool Yeah

Well I'm glad you're here Yeah of course

What do you think These are yours Mhm

These are awesome Thank you

Who are they Uh they're from my therapy

group Some cutters some suicidal

Everyone's kind of recovering in their

own way Jesus You run a therapy group

too Oh no no no I attended Oh

Oh damn I'm so I'm sorry No no no Don't

Don't I You're okay It's fine I'm not

ashamed of it

Oh god

I sold one Yeah Why are you so surprised

Come on

Oh yeah

Um so where did you grow up Well I grew

up in

Tucson and Cedar City and Sacramento

I was in foster care Okay Yeah Yeah So I

just kind of bounced around until I was

12 and then I got adopted and I had you

know uh my own room and a big brother

and parents and it was all very exciting

That's amazing Do you still see him a

lot

Not really No Um it wasn't exactly a

loving household Okay Yeah So I

uh left when I was 18 and I've been on

my own ever since

Man that is tough I'm sorry It's fine

You know if you uh don't have anybody

you care about it's harder to get hurt

right

Nova King

Holy [�__�] It is you This is [�__�] wild

I I thought you'd be dead by now

Yeah

Well I'm not Yeah Yeah Oh good for you

bro

Just like old times huh It's [�__�]

Nova King And he's not [�__�]

So what was that Uh uh that was um some

[�__�] that I went to middle school

with And what did he call you Nova King

Yeah Uh it

was it's just some dumb nickname they

gave me You know they once the other

kids found out about my condition they

basically started kicking my ass pretty

much daily figuring it didn't matter you

know cuz I couldn't feel any of it

So I'm sorry

But

I got to say as far as nicknames

go

Novaane kind of badass

No Really Yeah Okay Well thank you But

they didn't think so It It It was fine

Sorry Um Excuse me for one second

Hey

Yeah What is the deal with the alarm

Um I got to set one of these every 3

hours or else my bladder might explode

Other kids have a blast with that one

too Trust me

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You're so funny Thank you Hey glad you

two are getting along We really are He's

hilarious

You know what I think you two just need

to let bygones be bygones What do you

say

What do you mean Shots Duh Come on My

treat

Yeah sure Why not Nice Okay great Hey

and uh no hard feelings right

Yeah sure

Feelings Get it

So clever [�__�] guy

There you go Thank you Here you go

[Music]

What the [�__�] was that Oh

what is that Bleep and Mary's five alarm

ghost pepper sauce

Do you like it

Yeah it's Novacane's favorite

Hey should we um head back to your place

You can put those on his tab Done

That was amazing That was You're a very

good actor Oh thank you Oh my god That's

going to be killing him thinking that

I'm taking you

home He bit you up

Wait what

Have you really read all these books

I don't get out much

Really You've even read the Mayo Clinic

a toz health guide When you can um

impale yourself without realizing it Um

you know first aid knowledge comes in

pretty handy

Touche

You're a real Renaissance man Nathan

came

I never would have guessed

What else are you hiding

Sorry No I'm sorry

Uh it's okay You sure Yeah

Is there more

There's There's a bit more Yeah

Whoa What

the What the [�__�] Who are you These are

amazing Where did you get them done

Uh I did them myself No Did you really

Yeah How long did that take you Um well

started when I was a teenager and then

as I got better at it I kind of got more

sucked into it and it was

uh it was just like

um this secret world

this other life that you know was

actually an adventure

It's a story isn't it

Yeah Yeah You could you could call it

that Yeah

How does it end

I don't know

Um still figuring that out

So I have a question

If you can't feel

pain does that also mean that you can't

feel pleasure

I mean uh

I think I can

Can you feel this

Feel a little bit of pressure

Okay

How about this

Definitely feeling something

Gorgeous

It's not just you

Nate Everybody is hiding something

I think we're all just

looking for someone we can show it to

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Can't explain all the feelings that

you're

[Music]

making My heart's in overdrive You're

behind the steering wheel

touching

[Music]

you Touching

[Music]

you I

[Music]

believe there's a chance we can make it

now

[Music]

Sherry So last night was life-changing

No no no Way too big Uh last night was

really great Uh last night

was amazing

Ho ho ho

Ah gentlemen love the outfits How can I

help you We're here to make a

withdrawal Get down Get down Get the

[�__�] ground Take the back Get on the

ground Get down All right everyone Do

exactly as we say and you'll all live to

open up your presence Boom on the ground

in front of you Hands behind your heads

Mr Manager

You're up

Alarm's tripped 3 minutes

Open the vault I won't be able to open

it in time 45

Open the vault or kill you

No I I won't do it

You won't do it Man called my bluff

I asked you very

nicely Captain Cringle huh Your beard

Sorry buddy you saw my face

Assistant manager

Your turn

[Music]

2 minutes

combination Say the [�__�] combination

What the [�__�] is wrong with you 130 Hey

Hey look at

me Say the [�__�]

numbers What What

No no

no Don't

Huh Okay Have it your way Wait Hey hey

wait Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait No Don't

Stop Okay Stop Okay Here's the deal Open

the vault All right Open her brain pan

Okay Okay I'm telling you I'm telling

you Stop it I'm telling you

01 32 26

Is that so hard

[Music]

Come on Come on Go

Oh [�__�] Merry Christmas [�__�]

to me

Cops are here early Go Let's move Take a

bath He's got the oven Let's move Grab a

[�__�] hostage Sorry

sweetheart Come

on Here we go Don't talk a little

different

Merry Christmas

All right 3 2 1

move Guns on the ground

Okay

Okay Let's take it easy

Nobody needs to get hurt

Go Uh-huh

Hurry up [�__�] Let's go

Scary

Hold

Help

me Damn

it Hey

Hey You're going to be okay

Keep pressure on us

32 and 34 Back up 8 minutes out

8

minutes Don't Don't

I'm sorry Sorry I will bring you back

Oh my god What am I doing

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Hey you good

Good I'm better than good We're rich

[�__�] It's not about the money

What is important is that we had fun

[Music]

Oh [�__�] I'm going fast

guys You got company [�__�]

cops Oh [�__�] Oh

[�__�] Okay Okay You're okay You're okay

You're okay

[Music]

[�__�] He's still coming What's your

[�__�] call genius Split up Meet back

at the shop Get on the highway No no no

no I ain't getting on the highway Get on

the highway I'm going to stay there He

needs our help

Come on Which one's

your one

[�__�]

What the [�__�]

Sorry No I'm sorry What are you doing

Out of the way [�__�] off

Hey hey hey Look look man I don't want

any trouble I just want to know where

Sherry is Hey

you're not a cop Uh no But come on man

Just tell me where she is I I'll I'll

let you go

Okay Have you ever fired a gun before

Do you uh even know where the safety is

Mhm

Hey

wait Man I don't want to fight Okay I'm

not that guy I just

want

Move out of my way

Move You're [�__�] dead Do you know

that Tony please

Mother [�__�]

Okay so those are definitely third

degree so you're going to want to run it

under some cool

I'm not done with you Okay wait Hold on

Hurry Look I still feel like we can get

what we want here Oh you're strong

[Music]

I am so sorry

Oh no

Hey last chance Tell me where she is Eat

[�__�]

Hurry You don't have like a gluten thing

do you

[Music]

Oh let's go

Hey Hey man Are you

okay You had to do it You had to do it

Think about it Jerry

[Music]

That work

[Music]

[Music]

Hey hey hey

I'm sorry So Sher was kidnapped and you

killed a guy in a kitchen Rosco just

listen to me very carefully I don't have

a lot of Oh my god I got shot What You

got shot Listen All right I just texted

you a photo of a a tattoo I need you to

call around to every parlor in San Diego

and try to find out who did the art What

am I Your [�__�] secretary I'm not

doing [�__�] Rosco I wouldn't ask about

any other choice I mean we're a team

right Yes a video game team We've never

even met in person And now you're

involving me in a real life murder Why

don't you just call the police You know

I technically stole a cop car And then

there's the whole thing about the guy

that I killed Fine Jesus I'll get you

the address but that's it Okay Okay

Thank you Thank you Bye

Details are still trickling in but we

have confirmed reports of multiple

fatalities Citizens are advised to

report any suspicious activity in their

area but to not engage with suspects Bad

week to quit drinking

Quit drinking

No no I just mean it would be Detective

Yeah What do you got Three officers down

One in the ICU Bank manager DOA inside

Three gunmen two cars They took a

hostage with him And one additional

suspect at large Additional suspect Yeah

the assistant manager He stole a cruiser

and followed the gunman Witnesses say

it's the same guy who opened the vault

Could be a double cross

Do we have units in pursuit No these

were the only ones in the area Calls

went out of the fifth and sixth but

they're spread thin because of the

holidays Okay Thank you officer Thank

you

We need to get a foul on that assistant

manager Quick Today was supposed to be

an easy one

I'm going Thanks I'm going

Coming through M He's out of my way Come

on

Long for lunch Come back later

You let me in

Hi

You sure you don't want me to just call

you an ambulance No No I told you

there's no time

Sweet Jesus Here we

go Early you okay Me Oh yeah Just This

is not what I expected today Hey if it's

any consolation me

neither All

right I can find

it

Huh Is that it

Hey there we

go All right

some of

this just a little

bit

[Music]

Yeah Yeah Here we go

See Good as new Oh whoa

Um Earl was there there's there's an

EpiPen in there right You mind handing

that to me What You're allergic to

something Uh thank you No Uh epinephrine

is just another form of adrenaline It

should uh keep me from passing

[Music]

out Yeah that did

it

Okay All right Hey Earl Thank you so

much Sorry this was a lot You go get

that girl Nate

Oh hey

Um almost forgot This should uh help

with the mortgage for a while

Betty always said you were a good kid

Oh

sorry All right Uh I'll see you later

You know if I if I don't uh die

You might want to launder that By the

way

[Music]

One of our bank robbers God I hope so Be

a shame if it was the real Santa

Kitchen staff said a crazy guy in a tie

did all

this I'm thinking that's our assistant

manager

Speaking

of got a bit of a profile on

uh Nathan Kaine single male 30 no record

no affiliations zero traffic tickets An

online gamer tag of magic Nate ball Oh

that's good Uh worked at the San Diego

Trust for 6 years That just doesn't

sound like a stone cold killer to me And

yet

Yeah

Do you have a cell phone number for him

Guy just robbed a bank killed a guy You

really think he's just picking up his

cell phone

This is Nate speaking Hi Nate Uh this is

Detective Barbara Mincy of the San Diego

Police How you doing I've I've been

better Did you catch the others Is Is

Sherry the the hostage Is she safe Yeah

Well you know we're working on that but

whatever it is you're doing isn't making

our job any easier So if you could turn

yourself and the cash in right now Wait

wait wait Sorry

Um holy [�__�] You think I'm in on this No

No Nate Uh we're just following the

facts here Okay Look look Hey I I don't

give a [�__�] about the money I I just

want to save Sherry Mhm Well that's our

job to worry about not yours Yeah Yeah

Well I heard that 75% of hostages who

die are killed in the first 3 hours So

unless you're calling me to tell me you

found her I'm not going to stop

Is

Sherry She uh she your girlfriend Yeah I

mean you know we we haven't necessarily

put a label on anything yet but stop it

All right I know what you're trying to

do You don't give a [�__�] about us No

Nate that's not true We just want

everyone to get home safe Okay I

understand you care about her but do you

do you know what it's like to wait your

whole life to meet someone

Someone who changes everything

Who finally gives your life meaning

Yeah Yeah I

do My

daughter And if your daughter was

kidnapped would you wait around for

someone else to save her

Would you do it

yourself All right Nate Have it your way

Hey you good Yeah let's move

This is a total [�__�] [�__�] show man

Look there's nothing on the scanner

about your brother That means he

probably lost the tail Then why the [�__�]

ain't you here

I don't know Okay I don't know I'm sorry

Sorry I don't know everything

Maybe he had to switch vehicles Maybe he

stopped off to get some ice cream The

point is your [�__�] whining about it

isn't going to make him show up any

faster

Watch how you're talking to me You may

be running point on this but you're not

my [�__�] boss

Andre I need you to switch up the vibe

right now

because you're buming me

out Come on Ben is going to be back in

15 minutes and everything is going to be

fine Just keep saying it Everything is

going to be fine Yeah [�__�] right

[Music]

No more silent treatment huh

Hey I'm sorry I hit you

Okay Do you

[Music]

um do you want to hit me Make it even

[�__�] you

Wow I do not like that

tone I don't like it

But I got just the thing to fix that

attitude

Oh come on You love cola Stop it

Simon Stop What is this Who is this

little tantrum for

We're alone now

You can feel free to break character

whenever you'd like sis It's It's just

that you promised nobody would get hurt

okay You [�__�] promised It's the heat

of battle Sher [�__�] happened The heat of

battle You did not have to kill Nigel

Nigel Who is Nigel The bank manager

He was a nice [�__�] guy He was a Nigel

too wasn't

he

Nigel Sher I hate to break this to you

but if you were able to get that vault

code at a lover boy everyone would be

alive right now including Nike Oh my god

It's not like he had it framed on his

wall

Sounds a whole lot like an excuse

You know how I feel about excuses don't

you

You're so [�__�] impossible

What's done is done

Okay let's just stay focused on the plan

and we can hash all this out later over

some pin coladas in

Mexico Those are disgusting by the

way Oh it's in your

[Music]

teeth

for healthy

Yeah Hello ma'am Um is uh Zenu here I

just need to talk with them for a second

Sorry customers only You know what

That's actually why I'm here Um I'm just

looking to get some some work done

Looks like you've already had some work

done today Sorry Oh my appearance Uh

well you should see the other guy

[Music]

Thank you

[Music]

Oh thought that was a real guy for a

second

Wait here Thank you

you What's good

I'm good I'm Everything's good Um uh I

was just looking to get a tattoo

[�__�] What's happening with your hand

Oh

psoriasis It's really really flared up

on me today Yeah All

right So where are we working Uh yeah

just

um right here

Yeah I like your tattoo That's good [�__�]

Oh wow Thank you so much I uh I like

yours too Yeah So uh what you want Well

I have a buddy of mine um and he got

this awesome tattoo I want the exact

same one I think he said that he got it

here No

[�__�] You know Ben Ben

Yeah Ben

So um did you guys serve together Yeah

we did serve

together honorably

Rock on brother

Hey um speaking of Ben is he still

working at the same place I don't know

Ben doesn't talk about work Classic Ben

hates work Hates

it Um funny story about Ben Um you know

his last name right Yeah

Okay How would you think it's pronounced

Seriously you're going to you're going

to love this Just Just say his last name

Why don't you say

it You know never

mind It's fine It's not that funny cuz

you know you tell a bad joke you have to

explain it It's not good Yeah Give me a

sec Mhm Yeah Take your time

You know I'm thinking that maybe you

don't know Ben

Yo what the [�__�] is this I'm not going

to hurt you Okay just put down the knife

Tell me everything you know about Ben

and I'm gone

Oh no

I'll give you another one for free

Let me show you how it's done

[�__�]

Oh you little [�__�] [�__�]

man Enough of this [�__�]

Come

[Music]

here The [�__�] are you doing

[Music]

goes

[�__�] [�__�] [�__�] my eyes

[�__�] [�__�] I can't see Okay [�__�] All

right

The [�__�] What's his name Uh [�__�] you and

the horse you wrote in on man

Okay Look Look Please Please don't make

me do this [�__�] eat [�__�] man

Okay Okay This This is going to suck Are

you sure [�__�] off Okay Here we go Oh

[�__�]

Hey Hey Hey Just give me his name Just

give me his name

Oh Jesus Oh [�__�] It's G It's G Okay [�__�]

Ben Ben [�__�]

There we go Was that so hard

I'm giving you what you want No No No

Just Just [�__�] go Just one second One

second

Oh [�__�] Hey there Chad It's Nate over at

San Diego Trust Glad I caught you before

the holiday Yeah Listen uh I was hoping

you could run a quick credit check on a

new client whose files incomplete His

name is Ben Clark He did serve in the

military Does that does that narrow it

down

Yeah Yeah VA loans That's him Um you

don't have any employment on record do

you

How about a last known residence

Yeah Um yeah Hold on one second Um

okay Shoot

Okay

Or

to North Tower

Wait All right Chad thank you so much

man You're the best

Oh yeah Merry Christmas to you too Go

Padres

Yeah I heard Okay

Something's wrong He should definitely

be here Look he's got plenty of time We

can't leave till it's dark Anyway I'm

going to check his house The house he

just spent all weekend booby trapping

like he's wy [�__�] coyote That house

You really think he's going to go back

there Use your brain man He's my brother

I'm well aware of that Take a half hour

If he's not there I'll come back and we

can go

Andre

Andre don't be a [�__�] idiot

in

country All

right Okay So you're a

prepper You

Where the hell didn't

work What is

that What the [�__�] is

that

Why Okay

Ah all right

[Music]

No There you

are

Oh come on Really

Crossbow under the

sink of

course All right whatever [�__�] it

Okay

Okay Yes

Yes

Yes Okay I found you and now I'm going

to make you Oh my

god

What What the

[�__�] Fof Big

fof Okay Oh man

This better be you calling from a

hospital or a jail No not quite Uh I'm

at uh 402 North Tower Lane in Cortez

Hill I'm hanging upside down and I need

you to come get me What the hell do you

mean you're hanging upside down I mean

I'm currently suspended in some kind of

snare trap And if you don't come right

now and cut me down then Sherry's going

to die I'm probably going to die Dude

you can't put that [�__�] on me I'm not

getting involved in this You already are

Okay Look man I'm sorry I

just I don't know who else to call Maybe

to you I'm just you're just some random

guy you met on the internet But to me

all that time we spent together it

actually meant something

You're you're my only friend Rosco And

right

now I need you

God damn it Okay look It says 15 minutes

but I'll take the Harley and be there in

10 All right Yes Yes Thank you Thank you

so much Yeah Yeah Yeah Just hang in

there Sorry that wasn't a pun I meant it

sincerely No no It was It was funny It

was funny Just please hurry Okay Yeah

Okay Bye Okay Okay Okay 10 minutes 10

minutes I can make it 10 minutes

Okay man Oh

no You're here bro

Hi

Who the hell are you Uh I'm I'm just a

thief you know Just came here to

uh thieve

Where's my brother I'm sorry You're what

Uh look man Look I I I don't know

anything about anybody's brother And you

know I just randomly picked this place

and uh well apparently I picked wrong

You know most people just have a

doorbell with the camera but an indoor

snare trap egg on my face

You don't look like a thief Yeah

Well the best of us rarely do

So you just pick this place at random

huh Yeah Yeah Just Just my luck Then why

the

[�__�] do you have his address on your

[�__�] hand

That's such a good

question And the answer's really going

to blow your mind

Yeah you you can go ahead and take that

if you need to

Yeah Look

um Ben's dead

Just heard it over the scanner

Who did it Cops No Apparently it was

just some random good

Samaritan Skinny guy in a

suit Look

um why don't you just get back here and

we'll figure it all out

Did he seriously just hang up on me

Whoa Whoa Hey Hey Hold on Hold on Hey

let's just talk about this You killed my

brother Look man I

uh I did kill him And look I know that

means you're you're going to kill me too

but please please just do me a favor

okay Just just make it quick There's no

need to draw this out

I got a better idea

You know when I used to do this [�__�]

back in special forces

it was always to try and get some

information Mhm

But all that matters

now is the pain

Think about that You understand pain

Yeah I hate it so much

Oh Oh Oh No Stop

it I mean oh

[�__�] This is bad God damn

it Oh

wow You sadistic [�__�]

Oh no Not the pliers Please not the

pliers I can't even imagine what you're

going to do with that Please Oh this

little piggy went to market

God I hate how you spend so much time on

this

This little piggy

Oh boy Little piggy Uh-huh

We we we [�__�] way home Oh wow That

hurt That one hurt the most

What are you doing Terribly No Please

No Whoa This sucks so bad Please don't

do that again

What Where the hell are you We're

leaving in 30 minutes Let's get your ass

back here Yeah Yeah I'll wrap it up

Now for my favorite

part I'm going to keep your eyes in a

jar on my mantel

Oh wait Don't do that No Uh uh Actually

don't do that Uh hey Hey you your

brother your brother told me something

before he died He said uh he said um

tell my brother I'm

sorry I'm

sorry for that thing that happened when

we were

kids

And he said tell

him tell him that mom and dad always

loved you the

most

[�__�] We never met our dad Okay I

think maybe he meant it like

metaphorically Wait no Please please

please please don't

Rosco no It's [�__�] Daft Punk

Of course it's me

Thank God I

was Huh What do you mean Huh Uh no I

mean um it's just uh Didn't you

say that you were 6'5 and that you

looked like Jason Mamoa I said I kind of

look like Jason Mamoa

right He's just a very specific looking

man You know how about you just say

thank you for saving my life You're

totally right Absolutely right Sorry

Thank you

Okay Okay that's enough

Look go do whatever you got to do and

please stay alive I need you to be

physically able to explain all this to

the cops Okay I will stay alive I

promise

You're going to have to do better than

this

boy Rosco get something

[�__�] Heads up

Oh [�__�] Sorry It's fine Just get

something else

A

[�__�] Good

job God damn it Yeah

mama You like that Yeah that's

right Oh god damn it I'm not telling you

I'm going to [�__�] rip your [�__�]

head off

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Okay

Um good thinking with the mace

Jesus Hell of a way to go

What'd you set a timer for Um this for

your for your ETA or

whatever I actually should pee though

Yeah Wait what

Where the [�__�] are these guys anyway

No idea Huge Home Alone fans

apparently Hey

um thanks again for coming

Yeah well what are friends for right

Yeah man That being said I will testify

against you if need be Yeah No no no

worries I assumed

Oh [�__�] it's the cops Well great Tell

them everything Let them go save her No

no no They're not going to listen to me

They think I'm in on this No If I go out

there they're going to bring me to the

station and by the time I can convince

anybody to go after Sherry she'll be

dead Wait a

minute I think I have an idea You're

Harley It's still parked out front Yeah

Yeah

Sort of

What do you mean sort of

Nathan Kane I need you to come out the

house with your hands up

Look come on Don't make this harder than

it has to be Okay This whole town's gone

to [�__�] cuz the Chargers and the

Clippers betrayed us Really Now

Seriously Broke our heart for what to be

second fiddle to the Rams in the

[Music]

L Hey what is he doing I don't know

Hands Your hands hands

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[�__�] Who the hell is this guy

You've been deceived For I am not an

But who you are is

somebody who's about to go to jail No no

wait wait wait I I can help you I can

help you I know where Nate's going Yeah

we'll start talking then Okay Okay But

could we have like a no kicking policy

from this point on Where is he

All right Come on Time to go

Where's your jumpsuit I'm not doing this

Simon

Not doing

what It's already done

Can't do it

Oh [�__�] off

Since when did you grow a conscience

anyway Huh

I mean what about all the other jobs

we've done We've killed people before No

No You've killed people before Simon You

Not me I'm not like you

You think all this fake remorse is going

to save your soul

It's [�__�] Simon

you know it

Stop the gun

I can ask you

again Okay

You okay Sherry

Um I'm

sorry Who the [�__�] are you

I'm the guy that killed your

friends So if you don't want to wind up

like them I suggest you let her go and

you get the hell out of

here Oh my god

Oh my [�__�] god

Sirens don't

You're the guy from the bank right

Okay this is legitimately the funniest

thing that's ever happened to

me You've been telling us to try to save

Sherry Is that right

Uh I hate to break it to you bud

but she's my [�__�]

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sister She played you man Yeah

you thought that she had feelings for

you Nate I

mean I'm so sorry okay I I never meant

for you to to look Everything that

happened between us I meant it okay It

was Oh what a load of horseshit

Look Matt you're pointing the gun at the

wrong bank robber dude

You should be shooting her

So now

listen why don't you just get out of

here man Okay

Get yourself to the urgent care and just

forget all about stuff Get over it

[Music]

I'll give it to you Bang Boy You can

take a punch

Let's see how you do A little pressure

Simon Stop it

It's not [�__�] funny Stop it

Stop

What the hell are you doing What are you

doing What are you just going to crush

his head You started it

Just go Honestly just go take the money

and go I'm going to stay with him You're

going to stay with You're going to stay

with that guy Yeah Sherry

come on

I don't even know you anymore

Fine

You won't do it Yeah

sure Mhm

You know what You're right You don't

know me anymore

[Music]

Got him Moving in

Hands Hands up Get him on your head

This one's cooked Help this guy

Damn Vespa guy was right He's pretty

beat up Yeah Well good thing we're here

to save his ass

You're lucky that you got such a good

friend A little too chatty for me though

Backup will be here in five We're still

stretched thin Does that mean I can

punch out now Wanda's going to start its

wonderful life without me Yeah we'll

just get the elves to do your paperwork

Wouldn't that be amazing if we

Hey Hey Okay Show me where you're hurt

All

right you're going to be okay You just

have to get to a hospital I'm going to

take your car and I'm going to go after

them Okay Like hell I'm not giving you

my

keys

Sorry Don't worry I'm going to make sure

You're really going to shoot me I should

[�__�] but I won't You're taking me

with you

Uh hey Hi Uh can someone please tell me

what's going on Go go go We're going to

lose him No don't worry I know where

he's going Where Where Where Who's going

Are we going to high-speed chase right

now

[Music]

[�__�]

[Music]

At the speed you won't be able to make

any adjustments I don't know how you

drive I don't know who you are in this

last

school What the

[�__�] You again

Oh Jesus

Christ My

god

Go [�__�] now

Jesus Where'd you learn to drive like

this I used to bruise cars

What I don't anymore

Oh I might be dying but I'm going to

kill you first

[Music]

[�__�] You [�__�] loser

So where is this son of a [�__�] going

He's headed to pier

7 We're four There's a boat waiting It

was going to take us out Don't taxi I

can see Thank

you Slow down

You want to know something funny If

you'd have just stayed in that

bank Sherry would be right here sitting

next to

me She'd be just

fine But

now

now I'm going to hunt her ass down I

promise you that

Yeah Well

If you do find

Sherry I want you to tell her something

for me Okay Oh god

You are one sorry son of a [�__�] You

know that

Yeah I know right It's kind of my

thing Listen I want you to tell

her that even though we didn't spend a

lot of time

together that I always felt like

we could have gone

What What What did you feel like

What What was that I can't [�__�] hear

you You're mumbling Speak up Sorry I'll

try to be a little more clear

[Music]

No God

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Oh that was

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

I like that you're making me earn it

bank boy We got to wrap this up

Let's

go I can't I

can't I'm sorry I have to go Wait

Wait God I hope I live to regret

this Take

it The [�__�] shot my

partner Don't miss

you Ow Oh

okay Get her to a hospital Sure Yeah

Oh god that's a lot of blood At least

it's not a stick shift Am I all right

Sorry Bleeding to death right

End of the line bank boy

[Music]

You always did fight dur

Sherry looks like I finally found a way

to make you feel something huh

Come

[Music]

on Come on

[Music]

It's okay I got that

Hey

[�__�] Feel this

Nate

Nate Nate Hi

Sherry

I love you

You're really cool

No No No No No No No No

Please help We're over here

Please I'm so sorry Nate I'm so sorry

I'm right here I'm not going anywhere I

promise I'm

sorry I'm

[Music]

sorry Please

[Music]

Hey

Hey there he is How you feeling bud What

happened

Well you've had some major blood loss

and a heart attack and a brain

hemorrhage and thirdderee burns and a

lot of broken bones But you're okay now

It's a Christmas miracle

It's Christmas It's actually January

11th You've been in a medically induced

coma But still you're alive

Wait Sherry is she she okay Don't worry

Sher's fine She's okay

We meet again Hey Hey look who's up Yep

You look

um brave I'm glad you're up because I

just came from the courthouse You know

you're looking at some pretty serious

charges here Manslaughter breaking and

entering Grand Theft Auto Yeah

those those sound really bad Yeah they

are There's enough here to lock you up

until you're twice my age Mhm But you

did save a cop's life And you also had

some pretty persuasive character

witnesses Also you're a white guy who

works for a bank so the judge took it

easy on you Six months house arrest 5

years

probation Get a lawyer to look at that

but it's a pretty good

deal Oh almost forgot the best part

This is from

Grace my

daughter Take care Nate

Thank you detective

Detective You are Are you looking at the

hand Oh the hand Oh you mean your burnt

up crisp up hand Yeah Yeah I mean it's

it's jarring for sure Is it the worst

part I I just think like they shouldn't

have to dress it up all sexy like in

fishnetss It's a skin graft Look I I

would get a glove Okay personally Yeah

Prepare for pain This guy must not know

who he's dealing with Okay Cast toxic

cloud I'm equipping the black stone

armor I'm going in Oh hey You're coming

on Saturday right It's a big birthday

for me Yeah man Wait it's not it's not

at a biker bar is it [�__�] you

Yeah man Of course I'm going to be there

Oh Oh [�__�] Dude just hold it for a

couple more minutes This guy's almost

dead No dude Uh it's not that I actually

have to get ready for that dinner Wow

You're ditching me to go on a date I

know I know It's very cute and adorable

and I will make this up to you later

Goodbye

Uh can't believe it's been a year since

our first

date I am so happy I tried the pie

Me

too And hey you even wore your tie Yeah

You notice Yeah Took the dry cleaners a

while to get the blood stains out but um

you know they managed They did a good

job Oh wait Um sorry I almost forgot

Oh my god

Hey you finally figured out the ending

Felt kind of weird to have the knight

rescuing the damsel So I had him you

know kind of saving each other

It's perfect

Hey button that shirt up This ain't no

conjugal visit man Oh sorry No this

isn't like a sex thing This is Uh-huh

Okay Yep Got it And I know that's not an

open flame I'm saying Nope It's not

Sorry Don't play with me I'm not trying

to play with you sir Just sh is he new

Uh no He's intense Yeah he's really

intense Yeah they're strict here It's

jail Inmate 241 times up That's a tight

15 minutes huh Yeah At least we only

have to put up with it for another 8

months Yeah 7 months 19 days but who's

counting

Man don't make me come over there

You're going to give me a job so I'm

sorry He's so in debt I know I got to go

[Music]

I'll uh see you soon Nova King

[Music]

You and your photoraphic

[Music]

memory I'm a broken man

Damage could lock me in the face now