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It's a country beef stew -- whatever that
means -- with mushrooms and shallots.
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- Shallots?
- Yeah.
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And suddenly she's too good for an onion.
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- But I've done you a pork chop.
- What are you having it with?
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- Rice.
- Rice?
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- You seen my phone?
- Yeah, it's on the table.
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- It's not.
- Rice?!
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Yeah, what's wrong with rice?
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Oh, you're kidding me, Cathy.
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Please. Rice?
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- It's there, love.
- Where?
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- It's there.
- Where? Seriously, Mum, it's not here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Can you clear the table
for your grandad, love?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, I once saw a man
who had it with a chicken.
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Are we still talking about rice?
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I mean, it's bad enough killing the thing,
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but then to serve its lovely
corpse on a bed of rice...
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It should be banned.
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It's depraved.
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I don't know how you people can eat it.
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- What's he talking about?
- Rice.
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Hm.
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Is he worried about Maureen? Is she OK?
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Yeah, the operation went OK
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- and she's back on the ward
having a sleep, so... - Oh.
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I made her a card.
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Oh...
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.. that's lovely, Kelly.
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And how long did you spend on that?
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Ages.
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I got up early this morning to start it
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and then I did it on my lunch
break and then I had it by my till
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and then I finished it when
I got home this afternoon.
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That's lovely.
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And how easy would it be to sort
of, you know, remove or change
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some of those letters?
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Oh! Really hard.
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It's perfect.
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Thanks, Cathy! I'm going
to go and make an envelope.
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What time do you want to eat, love?
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I've only got to put the rice on.
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Erm...
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Here, let me do that.
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You've only gotta ask.
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Thanks.
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Well, what time's Michael getting here?
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Erm...
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We're having his mum's pans.
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Didn't he tell you?
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I think his phone hasn't
been working, so...
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Well, whenever we eat, we should eat
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when he's not here, cos
he'll only get in the way.
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Yeah.
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- Good point.
- Hm.
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Erm...
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♪ I got my ticket for the long way round
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♪ Two bottle whisky for the way
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♪ And I sure would like some sweet company
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♪ Oh, I'm leaving
tomorrow What do you say?
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- ♪ When I'm gone
- When I'm gone
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- ♪ When I'm gone
- When I'm gone
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♪ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
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♪ You're gonna miss me by my hair
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♪ You're gonna miss me everywhere
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♪ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
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♪ I got my ticket for the long way round
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♪ The one with the prettiest view
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♪ It's got mountains, it's got rivers
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♪ It's got woods that
will give you shivers
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♪ But it sure will be prettier with you
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- ♪ When I'm gone
- When I'm gone
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- ♪ When I'm gone
- When I'm gone
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♪ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. ♪
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Oh, hello, Michael.
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Oh, thanks for bringing them.
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Yeah -- I'm not stopping, I...
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I enjoyed your speech
at your mum's funeral.
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Oh, good.
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Or not enjoyed it, but, like...
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It really darked me out.
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It really put the shits up me.
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All right, mate? It's been a while.
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- Did you get my e-card?
- Yeah.
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- Did you watch it with
the sound up? - Yeah.
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- Thanks.
- It's the least I could do, mate.
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The least I could do.
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Mum! Michael's here!
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Erm, I'm not... I've not
come to see your mum, I'm...
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Oh, yeah, we've got the flat!
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Oh.
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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Sorry, Kelly asked me to
drop some things off...
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Oh, lovely.
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Thanks.
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It's just some of my mum's pots and pans.
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Didn't use them much.
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She got them for half
price, off the telly.
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- Is Derek...?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, they're coming for dinner.
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So just put the rice on
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and boiling Reg's peas for ten hours...
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- Thanks for coming to the funeral.
- No, it's...
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I'm sorry I didn't...
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No, you were busy.
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Yeah.
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How have you been? Good summer?
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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But I need to rush off so I'll...
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I'll, I'll call Derek and
see when he is, er...
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Find out what time he is...
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The time is 7:10.
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- Good evening, Cathy.
- How did I do that?
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No idea.
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I'm outside your house.
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Listen.
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I know. Really funny.
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- Bye.
- It's like being in a zoo...
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- Now, remember, look concerned.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah, but you've got to show
it in your eyes, don't just...
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Oh, for God's sake, Derek.
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I'm not going to take
instructions from... fucking...
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Hello.
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Hello, come in.
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How's Maureen?
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Yeah.
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She's, erm, she's out,
she's just sleeping, so...
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- Reg OK?
- Yeah...
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Oh, that's such a relief.
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I've been so, so worried about
those wonderful, wonderful people.
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- She's been inconsolable.
- I've barely slept.
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Well, you both look very nice.
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Oh. Really? Ha.
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- I haven't done anything different.
- No, me neither.
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Oh, wow, look at you two.
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- You've made an effort.
- Yeah.
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That's what I've just said.
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Honestly, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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No. I always dress like
this on a Wednesday.
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- "Made an effort"!
- Ha! No.
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Not at all.
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Oh, hi, guys, how was your
meeting with Pauline's ex-husband?
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Why do you know about that?
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I follow Derek on Twitter.
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It's nice for people
to know what I'm up to.
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That looked like a nice
cup of tea this morning.
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Yeah, it was. It was lovely.
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And really nice of you
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to send your thoughts to the
victims of the earthquake.
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It's important they know
I'm thinking of them.
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Is Michael here?
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- Yeah, he's in the kitchen.
- Great.
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Why are we seeing Michael?
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- Derek? - Mum! Do you see my
shirt?! I just chucked it down!
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Erm! Yeah! Oh, there it is!
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Would you mind giving it
another iron for tomorrow?
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- It's been on the floor.
- No, I'd love to!
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Thanks!
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- This is the toaster.
- Oh, yeah, nice, that's a nice one.
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Sorry, Derek, take me through this.
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We're having Michael's
dead mother's toaster?
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It does four bits.
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It's a dead woman's toaster.
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I don't know what you're saying.
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I only got it for her last Christmas.
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Are we paying him?
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What else you got?
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- So, back to work next week.
- Yeah.
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Would you say -- in your opinion --
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that you've made the most
of your summer holidays?
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No, love, probably not.
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You should've gone to Laserquest.
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That's true...
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Is it worse being alone in the summer
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than being alone in the winter?
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It can be. Yeah.
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The days are a lot longer, aren't they?
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Yeah.
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Though...
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Little fact.
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The days are actually the
same length in the summer
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as they are in the
winter, in terms of hours.
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It's just the amount of
daylight in the summer
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that makes the days seem longer.
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Oh, OK.
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Yeah. Little fact.
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I bought a lamp.
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Oh, it's lovely.
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It's shabby chic.
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- Do you like shabby chic?
- Yeah.
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- Got a load of it in our shed.
- Have you?
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Let us know if there's anything
else you want to get rid of.
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Yeah, well, you know, there's
tons of cups, plates, cutlery.
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- Oh, great, well we'll
definitely... - Derek.
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Is it all right if I
see Michael to his car?
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Whatever.
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I think that's a yes.
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Sorry, she's, er...
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She's really picky about
what she eats off.
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It can't be made of plastic or
paper and she's got these rules
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about what meals she will
and won't eat from a bowl.
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You got that place in Spain yet?
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- How was it? - It was
good. - Watch that. - Yeah.
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I can say his name now and everything.
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Geoff.
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See?
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- Well done, mate.
- Geoff.
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"Pauline's husband, soon
to be ex-husband, Geoff".
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Easy. No, it was good.
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I wore these.
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- Make me look clever.
- Oh, yeah.
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Waistcoat, obviously.
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I shook his hand.
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I chatted to his lawyer's assistant.
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And I managed to get through the
whole meeting without crying,
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or not crying but, like, having to quickly
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get up and leave the room and cry.
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I'm really pleased to hear it,
mate. And you look great, so...
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Oh. Thanks, mate.
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Yeah. I do my best. I do my best.
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What am I, an eight? A nine?
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Which?
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Nine. Definitely.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I mean, I know I'm not a ten.
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She's in hospital, you see.
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Yes, I know.
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It's terrible.
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She hasn't been the same
since our David died.
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Mmm.
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It's very close tonight, isn't it?
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She won't talk about it.
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But you can see that her
mind takes her somewhere
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and it's hard to get her back.
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What a pickle.
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I think she's spent the past
couple of years trying not to
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think about it... but you
have to, don't you, eventually?
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I remember when I met her.
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I'd just seen Frankie
Laine at the Palladium...
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You seen the, er...?
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Yeah. I'm just going to clear it up.
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You all right, Uncle Derek?
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Yeah.
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I just thought of something funny
I could have said to your mum
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about the dog poo. Wondering
if I should go back and say it?
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It's too late, mate.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You're right.
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The moment's gone.
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It has, you're right.
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This always happens.
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- I'm actually a lot funnier than
anybody knows. - You coming up?
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Yeah, yeah. I need a massive slash.
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Eugh.
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Well, thanks for helping
me scrape shit off my drive.
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No, it's a pleasure.
259
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,200
Right, well, better let you get on.
260
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,990
- I've got to get back to mine, lots to do.
- Oh, I bet, yeah.
261
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,230
Me too. Really busy.
262
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,910
Yeah.
263
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,350
Well, it was nice to see you.
264
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,800
Yeah, you too.
265
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,760
You had any problems with your phone?
266
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,870
Erm. No,
267
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,160
I don't think so.
268
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,320
Oh, erm...
269
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,790
No... eh...
270
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,990
- I think what happened was
my credit ran out... - Oh.
271
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,910
.. and so things that were
meant to come through didn't,
272
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,070
and I've just not been
able to reply to them.
273
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,320
Or maybe I missed some calls...
274
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,110
The girls, er, stayed
on after the funeral.
275
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,440
Yeah, it was nice.
276
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:33,270
And... their mum's new fella came over.
277
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,480
How was he?
278
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,630
- Really, really handsome.
- Was he?
279
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,630
Beautiful.
280
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,270
Physically fit.
281
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,470
About the same age as her.
282
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,670
- Dresses well.
- Oh.
283
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,670
So, a lot like you, then.
284
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,420
Oh, she could barely tell us apart.
285
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,630
Did you have a good summer?
286
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,080
Oh, yeah, it's been crazy.
287
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,200
Kelly's taken me to
Westfield -- eight times.
288
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,470
Got the paddling pool out,
289
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,120
sat in that for a while, till
I realised how sad it was.
290
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,390
What else have I done?
291
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,230
Sorted out few of my kitchen cupboards,
292
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,950
defrosted the freezer,
went to IKEA to buy a box,
293
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,750
and ended up spending 200
quid... Oh, and the other day
294
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:25,070
I went round the house and
sprayed WD-40 on all of my hinges.
295
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,390
Living the dream!
296
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,840
Oh, yeah. No, it was OK, really.
297
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,440
Had a nice trip to Southend... Erm...
298
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,520
Yeah.
299
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,230
We went to Robin's. For pie and mash.
300
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,080
- Oh, did you?
- Yeah. It's still there.
301
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,550
Right, well, I'd better
go before the dump shuts.
302
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,790
Yeah, I'd better go and check on the rice.
303
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,080
Yeah.
304
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:10,200
Unless you wanted to stay and have
something to eat? There's plenty...
305
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,270
No, no. I've got some
stuff in the freezer.
306
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,550
Lasagne or carbonara.
307
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,870
They all taste the same, so...
308
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,960
Yeah.
309
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,550
Are you getting a place in Spain?
310
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,230
Yeah. Thinking about it.
311
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,240
If we can sell my mum's place.
312
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,600
Means I can pop over and
see the girls more...
313
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,960
.. now that there's
nothing to keep me here.
314
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,560
Enjoy your dinner.
315
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,510
You should get a contract for your phone.
316
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,910
It works out cheaper.
317
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,510
Ah, it means going in to
one of those stupid shops
318
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,600
and talking to a 20-year-old that
treats me like I'm brain-dead.
319
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,830
- By the entrance?
- Yeah.
320
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,310
You take all the fresh
bread, put it by the entrance,
321
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,240
and then imagine the smell when you go in.
322
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,430
Everyone would buy bread.
323
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,520
You see?
324
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,230
Dinner's ready!
325
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,480
Coming!
326
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,960
Oh, yeah, that was it.
327
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,070
We need to pay the deposit tonight
and the first month's rent.
328
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,710
Oh, that's true. Yeah.
329
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,550
We don't want to lose the flat.
330
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,480
No way.
331
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,750
Your mum liked the lamp.
332
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,000
Great.
333
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,910
- Can somebody get that?!
- Can somebody get that?!
334
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,150
Sorry, what is it exactly
that we're eating?
335
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,430
It's a country beef stew
-- whatever that means --
336
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,070
with shallots and mushrooms...
337
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,440
- Shallots?
- Yeah.
338
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,670
Well done.
339
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,160
Thanks.
340
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,830
- You all right, Michael?
- Yeah.
341
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,110
- Yeah. You?
- Yeah.
342
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,430
- I bought a lamp.
- Oh, great.
343
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,990
Yeah.
344
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,670
All it was, it was very simple.
345
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,960
She made me laugh.
346
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,830
- Maureen.
- Oh, yeah.
347
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,150
- Yeah, lovely.
- A funny woman.
348
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,670
They're like hen's teeth.
349
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,550
I must say, I've never met one.
350
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,310
The only thing I'd change about
her -- and I'd say this probably
351
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,310
goes for all women -- I'd have
had her a little more obedient.
352
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,510
Yeah... Isn't it?
353
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,990
Sure.
354
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,390
5, 10%.
355
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,830
Nothing too cringeworthy.
356
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,510
- Just a little bit more manageable.
- Yeah. No, I totally get that.
357
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,710
The smell of them.
358
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,270
The fingernails.
359
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,630
I mean, I laugh because they're
men and that's what we do,
360
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,750
but inside I'm just full of loathing.
361
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,110
- Hello, darling.
- Hello...
362
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,550
What is this -- a meeting of the coven?
363
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,520
Mwah!
364
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,510
I thought you were going down the dump.
365
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,350
Yeah. I just thought I'd check
366
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,750
if you wanted any of her
stuff before I get rid of it.
367
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,470
Oh, OK.
368
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,830
What you got?
369
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,190
Oh, er... bits of old carpet.
370
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,200
Oh, erm, a little hostess trolley.
371
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,670
It doesn't work.
372
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,760
Her bin.
373
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,430
I'm OK, actually.
374
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,510
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
375
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,480
Well, I just thought I'd check.
376
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,990
Right, well, I'll just
take it down to the dump.
377
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,710
Thanks, though.
378
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,670
No, no, no.
379
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,190
He's made up that woman, babe.
380
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,910
Don't change the subject, babe.
381
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,320
I'm just going to hang
these up, if you want to...
382
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,760
We are getting a flat,
I bought a lamp for it.
383
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,790
You're avoiding, babe.
This is classic avoidance.
384
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,390
OK.
385
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,920
Let's watch the film.
386
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,350
I'm sorry, but why can't
I talk about the fact
387
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,750
I'm moving into a flat
with the man I love?
388
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,310
Can we watch the film?
389
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,550
This is stupid, babe.
390
00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,550
You need to address, basically,
what the fundamental issues are
391
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,560
on your emotional wavelength.
392
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,000
It's just..
393
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,000
It's just, it's difficult
for me, isn't it?
394
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,670
Yeah?
395
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,880
- Yeah.
- Why?
396
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,080
Because...
397
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:49,600
.. you've gotta think about my
mum coming back here on her own.
398
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,750
And, like, living here,
399
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,120
it's like my dad's still with me, sort of.
400
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,760
And it's not going to be like
that if we move and stuff.
401
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:09,590
So it's not like all that simple
actually as just moving out
402
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,000
because I love you or lamps or anything.
403
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,030
Oh, babe...
404
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,800
I want to watch the film.
405
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,430
Hm, Geoff just texted to
say he liked your glasses.
406
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,510
You, er...
407
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,800
Viresh said you shouldn't be texting him.
408
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:48,160
And, er, to be honest, I don't
really like it all that much either.
409
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,800
Sorry.
410
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,360
That's OK.
411
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,910
Oh, Christ...
412
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,230
And there was me thinking you were dead.
413
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,470
I'll... I'll cancel the party.
414
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,670
Yeah, well, I will be soon,
and then I'll haunt you.
415
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,070
You bloody would, as well.
You bloody would haunt me.
416
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,830
I will. I'll scare the fuck out of you.
417
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,750
I still won't get a moment's peace.
418
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,110
Even when you're dead, you'll
be making my life a misery.
419
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,590
I'll be hovering at the end of the bed.
420
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,630
I wouldn't put it past you.
421
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,110
I'll wake up in the night, I'll see you
422
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,390
hovering at the end of the bed
423
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,270
and I'll say, "Oh, God, she's still here.
424
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,670
"There's no escape."
425
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,230
I've bet you've been worried.
426
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,070
Of course I wasn't worried!
427
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,640
It takes more than that to kill you.
428
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,350
I should know.
429
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,230
I've been trying for years.
430
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:05,120
- New chairs?
- Oh, yeah. I found a place in Harlow.
431
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,150
You know, I was thinking -- I've
probably missed the dump now.
432
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,510
I thought maybe I should
just stay for dinner,
433
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,720
- if that's all right?
- Yeah.
434
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,630
No, I just thought, you
know, it smells, smells nice,
435
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,880
it would be nice to have some
stew -- catch up with everybody.
436
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,680
Only a frozen meal at home. It'll keep.
437
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,190
They're disgusting, really.
438
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,110
They're actually really
incredibly hard to eat.
439
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,560
You have to cover them in ketchup...
440
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,240
Yeah, of course, help yourself.
441
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,800
- There's rice.
- Thanks.
442
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,790
- Everything OK?
- Yeah, it's lovely.
443
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,470
Mm. It just looks so delicious, Cathy.
444
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,710
Oh, good.
445
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,600
Really, really fantastic cooking.
446
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,870
That was good.
447
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,630
Just got to give it a
bit more in the eyes.
448
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,350
I was giving it in the eyes, Derek.
449
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,640
Incredibly genuine...
450
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,110
♪ I got my ticket for the long way round
451
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,190
♪ Two bottle whisky for the way
452
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,870
♪ And I sure would like
453
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,470
♪ Some sweet company
454
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,750
♪ And I'm leaving tomorrow
455
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,150
♪ What do you say?
456
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,950
♪ When I'm gone
457
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,670
♪ When I'm gone
458
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,190
♪ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
459
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,230
♪ You're gonna miss me by my hair
460
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,430
♪ You're gonna miss me everywhere
461
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,000
♪ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. ♪
9999
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