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Brie?
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Ty?
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Brianne?
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Is Brianne home?
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No, she's working Saturdays now.
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What's going on?
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I need to speak with her
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and she's not answering her phone.
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What am I going to say?
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She's at work.
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Ugh!
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You all right?
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Listen, I'm really glad the
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two of you guys have become
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really close friends,
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but you do have to understand.
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Sure, just help yourself, why
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don't you?
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But you do have
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to understand that I'm married
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now, and I need you to start knocking.
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Like, we need
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you to start knocking.
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Brianne doesn't care. She said
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to herself, we're family now.
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Right, and we are a family,
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but see, she's actually just
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too polite to say anything.
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She absolutely does mind, you know.
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Say I was out here having
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sex with my wife on this
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beautiful afternoon in this patio
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on this sofa.
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In the open patio in daytime?
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It gets wild here.
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I'm just saying, you know, we
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need a little privacy, okay?
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We love having you around,
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but we just need our privacy.
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Hey, the other day you walked
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in and me and Brian were...
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Let's just say that you came
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in at a perfect time right
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before I dropped my trousers.
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Oh my god, that's gross!
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Oh, do you get jizz all over
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the couch where the family
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sits on holidays?
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It's a true story.
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Remind me never to nap on
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your throw pillows, jizz lord.
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Okay, that's it. We're locking
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the doors from this point on.
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All right.
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Sorry.
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Jesus.
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I am going through a crisis
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right now and I don't need my step
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bro criticizing me.
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When's Breanne gonna get home?
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I need to speak to her. It's urgent.
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Just calm down. You can talk
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to me about it. What exactly
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is going on?
- Girl talk.
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What about? Come on, spill it.
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I'm having relationship issues
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with Dirk.
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Oh come on, that is so not surprising.
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They used to call him Dirk
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the Jerk in high school. He's a douche.
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He is not a jerk or a douche.
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He's perfect.
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Oh my god.
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He's smart, funny, and
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ambitious, and ugh, he's
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rough, dead, gorgeous.
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The problem's not him, it's me.
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I'm the problem.
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Did Brianne tell you anything?
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I asked her not to tell a
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soul, but I figured she'd tell you.
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No. Unfortunately for me,
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Brianne's a really good woman,
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and she keeps her word.
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But tell What's going on?
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I need a drink.
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What?
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No, no, no, no, no. Come on.
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What are you talking about?
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It's 10 a.m.
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You do not need a drink.
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You could just talk to me, baby.
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Like, you've been always able
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to tell me everything.
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Just talk to me.
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You can tell me anything.
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Fine.
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I...
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Okay.
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So Dirk and I have been
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together for three months, and
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we've been talking about
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moving in together.
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I assumed he was the one,
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but then I checked my email
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this morning, and he wants to
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up he wrote that in an email
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holy shit that's fucking
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immature he says I'm
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emotionally immature well brace
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yourself you could be a brat sometimes
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oh okay bad joke bad joke
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look how should I put this
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dirt telling you that
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you're emotionally immature it
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just gives him a good
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opportunity to slither
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out of a real relationship
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like a snake he is while at
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the same time making
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feel like it's you that has
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the problem.
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You don't have a problem.
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Dirk has a problem.
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Just forget about it and let it go.
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No, don't you think it's a little
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screwy that I can't hold on
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to a boyfriend for more than
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three months?
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You're too hard on yourself.
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When I was 24 years old, I
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was so into my career
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that there was no chance for
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a serious relationship.
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I just need more
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time with him.
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I really thought we were
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getting somewhere.
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Brianne showed me
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game that I could play with
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him to try to become more
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emotionally mature and I
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screwed it all up I
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humiliated myself and now he's
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never coming back
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back up a step what what
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game what do you guys do
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what are you talking about
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um well yeah I'll tell you
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about the game later but
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first you need to know my problem.
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What? Just drop it. Come on.
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You can tell me.
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Don't rush me. I am a virgin.
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What? You are a virgin? No way.
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That's totally impossible.
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You've dated way more people than
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I've ever dated. How's that possible?
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I want desperately
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to be intimate with a guy but
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can't get past kissing.
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Not even oral sex?
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I haven't even let a guy touch my
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breast or my thighs.
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My heart starts racing and I
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get tense and then I push him away.
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Really?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, Breanne had this
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brilliant game exercise for me
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to try to get more
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comfortable with my body and
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she gave me this sugary
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edible perfume and I sprayed
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it on all the places that I
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was comfortable being
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touched or kissed and I laid
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on the bed in lingerie and
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let him explore my body.
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He kissed my toes, my wrists, my neck.
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When he got to my thighs I freaked out.
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Every cell in my body was
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begging me to jump up and
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run away and that's kind
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of what I did.
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I apologized and I told him
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to look on the bright side. I was
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taking so much progress.
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I wore sheer lingerie that
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showed my...nipples.
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And I let him kiss
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my neck and lick it, and
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I've never let a guy lick me before.
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I was just getting so far.
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Right. Okay. Well, how did he
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react when you pushed him away?
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Well, he listened to me while
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I apologized, and he told me
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it was all okay, but it's
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It's clearly not okay. I am not okay.
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I can't be like this.
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Calm down.
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I'm not good enough for him.
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I'm not enough. Relax, relax.
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You are totally enough for him.
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I just hate to say, you and
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Dirk are just not meant to be together.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Just relax.
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Get off these heels and just hang out.
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Ugh, these fucking things.
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I wore them because I was
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thinking I might see Dirk today.
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Just calm down.
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Dirt ever rub your feet?
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Are you kidding? My feet
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sweat like balls in heels.
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I would never let that dreamy
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man rub them.
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Oh come on, they don't smell that bad.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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They're definitely not roses.
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Jesus Christ.
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I need to find a guy like you.
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but way more attractive
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obviously oh no obviously of
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course duh then I'd be more
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comfortable with intimacy yes
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and you know what you also
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need it's a good
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shrink you know what I saw a
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shrink and he helped me get
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over my fears of heights
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I could give you his number
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well he's gotta be good since
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you like fly in
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airplanes like all the time
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yeah dude he had a really
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good strategy it was
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about pushing yourself in baby steps.
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It's about being comfortable with being
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uncomfortable, you know?
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And then once you get comfortable
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with being
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uncomfortable, then you just
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keep raising the bar a little
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further and further and
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further until you accomplish
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the goals that you intended
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to accomplish.
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You
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know, I can explain it weird,
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but you pay him and he
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explains it quite well.
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I know what I'll do. What's that?
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I'll go over to Dirk's
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place in a trench
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coat with sexy lingerie
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underneath, and when he opens
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the door, I'll push him
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right there on the floor and
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then I'll take out his cock
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so he knows that I'm
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emotionally mature then I'll
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blow him and I'll fuck him
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and I might even let
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him put it ...
- Okay, that's
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seriously enough. Too much
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information I'd never do it
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Ty I'm puss I know myself
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too well the very idea of it
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makes the little
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hairs on the back of my neck
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stand up oh I don't even
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like to that to me
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It just tells me that you're
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getting turned on by the idea of it.
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It's a good thing. No, stupid.
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It means I'm terrified.
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I know what being turned on feels like.
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So do you touch yourself?
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Well, with the jacuzzi jets, sometimes.
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And other times I'll put
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sneakers in the dryer and sit
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on top of it.
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I think I even had an orgasm once.
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But I've never really touched
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myself sexually.
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Something about that just
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makes me feel dirty.
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I don't even want to talk about it.
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Geez, I had no idea.
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I can't be like this, Tyler.
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I'm going to be a 30-year-old virgin,
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or I'll be like Steve Carell,
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a 40-year-old virgin.
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I am texting you my shrink's number.
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You'll be fine.
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How is that going to help me
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get him back tonight?
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Oh my god, just forget about Dirk.
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He's a douche.
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You need someone that's
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willing to take- to be
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patient with you and take
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their time with you.
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Thanks for nothing.
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Look, you need to go home, Alex.
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Pick up a pint of ice cream
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on your way home and just call my guy.
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You'll be better in no time.
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I want you to help me, Tyler.
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I love you. I'm comfortable with you.
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I want to try out some
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non-sexual touching with you
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Because you're a guy.
- Uh, no.
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No, thank you.
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What are you doing?
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Come on, motherfucker.
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Enough with shoving me. That's it.
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You gotta be nice to me, Alex.
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What are you gonna do?
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Call my mom or your dad on me?
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We're fucking adults, so come
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on and be a good brother and
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be a good sport.
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The first thing I want to
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try out is holding hands.
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Alright.
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How's it feel? Not bad.
330
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Usually I'm nervous.
331
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,331
Yeah, well your hands are a
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little clammy, but hey not bad.
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Strike one! Be nice.
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00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:40,150
Okay. Okay. I'm sorry
335
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:42,471
Just hold my hand. Okay.
336
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I'm trying to grow emotionally.
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00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:46,931
I'm really trying.
- I'm with you girl.
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Let's do it
339
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Why don't you try kissing my hand
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Come on, I need you to do
341
00:11:54,971 --> 00:11:55,951
it like in the romance
342
00:11:55,951 --> 00:11:57,930
movies, the period romance movies.
343
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,940
What? Like the movies?
344
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That was good.
345
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,420
Yeah? There you go.
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Well, here, try the inside of my elbow.
347
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Come on.
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Tyler!
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00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,120
You gotta do it all romantic-like.
350
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Remember when we used to put on plays?
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00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,180
Well, do it like that.
352
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Just pretend I'm Brianne.
353
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You are going to owe me so
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big for this.
355
00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:57,490
Is that good?
356
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Yeah, it's really good.
357
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:01,030
No, Alex, wake up!
358
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,630
I'm talking about your anxiety, girl.
359
00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:05,630
You good? Oh, yeah.
360
00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:07,630
You know, so far so good.
361
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:08,850
Alright, so we're done.
362
00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:11,730
No, no, try my shoulder and my cheek.
363
00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:16,260
Come on. Oh, man.
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Fine.
365
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,360
I'm quick though. Alright, come here.
366
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Okay, you ready?
367
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:51,020
Okay, on the mouth now?
368
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:51,720
Just a peck?
369
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:52,180
What?
370
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:52,880
Absolutely not.
371
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:53,921
I'm not making out with my
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stepsister, Trippin.
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I am not asking for that.
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00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:03,870
Okay, don't be like that.
375
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,710
I want to try on one of Brianne's bikinis.
376
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:08,290
What?
377
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:08,690
Why?
378
00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:10,590
I want to do like you said.
379
00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:12,310
You know, raising the bar.
380
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,371
I want you to try somewhere
381
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else, like my stomach or
382
00:14:15,111 --> 00:14:17,470
behind my knees. Absolutely not.
383
00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:18,731
I'm not going to have a
384
00:14:18,731 --> 00:14:20,031
discussion with Brianna of why
385
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,350
her bathing suits were in the laundry.
386
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:23,871
All because you have a
387
00:14:23,871 --> 00:14:25,130
kissing experiment.
388
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,370
No way.
389
00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:28,930
Oh, you know, you're right.
390
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,111
We should probably keep this
391
00:14:30,111 --> 00:14:30,890
between us.
392
00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,390
Oh, you think?
393
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:36,170
What are you doing?
394
00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:39,150
I'm wearing a bra and panty under it.
395
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,390
It's just like a bikini.
396
00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,630
You're so immature. I'm immature?
397
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,730
You're the one with maturity problems.
398
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:47,091
Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
399
00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:49,050
No, no, no, no.
400
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:51,230
Me? No. Your feelings? Absolutely not.
401
00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:52,790
I'm just, uh,
402
00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:54,191
I'm just thinking about the
403
00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:55,151
neighbors around and what they
404
00:14:55,151 --> 00:14:56,350
might think.
405
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,671
Your neighbors are at
406
00:14:57,671 --> 00:14:58,910
work, motherfucker.
407
00:14:58,910 --> 00:14:59,671
Come on, don't
408
00:14:59,671 --> 00:15:01,431
slow me down. I want to keep
409
00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:03,150
moving while my heart rate is up.
410
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,851
Wait, just, hey, don't call
411
00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:07,290
me another name, okay? I'm sorry.
412
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:11,610
I'm sorry. You are so sensitive.
413
00:15:12,050 --> 00:15:13,550
Golly!
414
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:30,470
Okay, now kiss me here.
415
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,651
I don't know. I think my
416
00:15:32,651 --> 00:15:33,691
wife might think this is a
417
00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:35,191
little too far.
418
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,591
Come on, Ty. Brianne doesn't
419
00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:39,570
have to know everything.
420
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,880
Please, help me, Ty. You're good?
421
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,340
Mm-hmm.
422
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,141
No, please don't stop, try
423
00:16:24,141 --> 00:16:29,020
here, here, try here, no,
424
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,740
with your tongue like you did my toes.
425
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,920
Okay.
426
00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,120
My thighs, to my thighs, come
427
00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:16,640
here, I want to smell you.
428
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,640
Huh?
429
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,481
Come on, I want to close my
430
00:17:19,481 --> 00:17:21,760
eyes and pretend you're him.
431
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:43,300
Do I smell like him?
432
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,500
No, you smell like home.
433
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,620
Ty?
434
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,560
Your belt's poking me.
435
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:05,360
I don't have a belt on.
436
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,740
I, uh, we should stop this.
437
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:08,320
Wait.
438
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,000
What?
439
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,220
Let me grind on it.
440
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:10,580
What?
441
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:11,800
No, no, no, actually not.
442
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,580
No, I can pretend it's him.
443
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,940
What?
444
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,440
It's crazy.
445
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,040
Shut the fuck up.
446
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,321
Just please shut the fuck up.
447
00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:20,841
No, no, no, we have to stop
448
00:18:20,841 --> 00:18:21,961
this because if we go any
449
00:18:21,961 --> 00:18:22,681
further it's going to be
450
00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:24,141
really impossible to stop it
451
00:18:24,141 --> 00:18:26,220
and I won't be able to say no.
452
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,680
You mean your body won't let you?
453
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,540
That's exactly what I'm saying.
454
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:35,970
Oh.
455
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,670
What are you thinking?
456
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,491
I'm so wet. I can feel the wetness
457
00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,690
trickling down my thigh.
458
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:45,251
Maybe if I can get this wet
459
00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:46,691
with him, then it won't hurt
460
00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:48,191
my first time.
461
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,371
I think it's always going to
462
00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:51,210
hurt your first time.
463
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,271
It's just the way it goes for the
464
00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:53,771
first time, right?
465
00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,510
Do you want to see it?
466
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:03,640
Nobody's ever seen it.
467
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,721
You've never had like a
468
00:19:05,721 --> 00:19:07,040
gynecologist, you know,
469
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,180
examination or anything?
- I wish.
470
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,321
If I did, then I'd go and
471
00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:12,321
have somebody look at it so
472
00:19:12,321 --> 00:19:14,320
they could tell me if it was normal.
473
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,100
Girl, please.
474
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,841
I'm sure it's normal. It's
475
00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:19,341
perfectly fine.
476
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,341
I'm gonna have Breanne look
477
00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:22,260
at it when she gets home.
478
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,760
Oh my god, please.
479
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,161
Whenever you do, can you just
480
00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:26,980
not show my wife your pussy?
481
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,560
Then you look at it.
482
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,580
Come on, just tell me if it's normal.
483
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,821
Alright, fine. Let's just get
484
00:19:37,821 --> 00:19:40,560
this over with. Let me see it.
485
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,980
Okay. You ready?
486
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,720
Yeah.
487
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,540
What do you think?
488
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,100
Does it look normal?
489
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:57,020
Yeah.
- On the inside too?
490
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,140
Yeah.
491
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,120
Can you see how wet I am? SPLIT HERE
- Jesus Christ.
492
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,680
Please. Lay on top of me, Ty.
493
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:18,561
You can keep your clothes on.
- Um, yeah.
494
00:20:18,561 --> 00:20:21,060
Okay, oh
495
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,260
I want to taste you.
496
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,300
Wrong answer.
497
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,831
I want my tongue to dance
498
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,031
around the head of your cock
499
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,790
like I just did in your mouth.
- No, we can't.
500
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:57,770
I know you want me.
501
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,370
That is true
502
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,900
Oh
503
00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:46,030
I said, I wanted to taste you.
504
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,160
you want it, right?
- Yeah, yeah!
She opens his pants.
Are you sure you want this.
Shut up! Just shut up.
They kiss again.
505
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:59,360
You like it like that?
- Yes.
506
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,040
Oh! Is it okay if I gag on it?
507
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,500
Oh my god, yes.
508
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,000
Really?
509
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,020
Like this?
510
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,520
Yeah.
511
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,820
Does it hurt?
512
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:24,320
No.
513
00:23:25,540 --> 00:23:27,500
Oh my god.
514
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:41,280
Oh my god.
515
00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:10,890
Does this look normal?
516
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,880
Yeah.
517
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,320
Great.
518
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,820
Really?
519
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,841
What does it feel like when you
520
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:39,260
do lick it?
- You sure?
521
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,200
Yeah. Come on.
522
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,161
Before I lose my nerve.
523
00:24:47,161 --> 00:24:48,900
It's really good.
524
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,800
Does it taste good?
525
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,180
It's so much better than the Jets.
526
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,500
Oh my God.
527
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,160
That's so nice.
528
00:25:24,030 --> 00:25:26,170
I can't wait anymore.
529
00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:27,890
Huh?
530
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,981
I don't want my first time
531
00:25:29,981 --> 00:25:31,481
to be with Dirk.
532
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,661
What are you talking about?
533
00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:33,980
I might fuck it up.
534
00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:36,160
I'll fuck it up. What are you saying?
535
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,900
I need you to do it.
536
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,500
To have sex with you?
537
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,140
Yeah.
538
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520
Are you sure?
539
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,761
Tyler, if you ask me if I'm
540
00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:47,300
sure again, I'm gonna hit you.
541
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,800
Okay, okay.
542
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,360
Please?
543
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:56,900
Before I get scared.
Oh! Like that?
544
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,060
Don't hit it!
545
00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,840
I'm sorry, I just naturally ...
546
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,640
I just rub it on there first?
547
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,420
Yeah.
548
00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:08,031
Tell me it's gonna be okay ...
549
00:26:08,031 --> 00:26:09,730
It's gonna be good.
550
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,550
It's gonna be really good, right?
551
00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:12,451
It's gonna be really good
552
00:26:12,451 --> 00:26:13,911
for me, I don't know about you.
553
00:26:13,911 --> 00:26:16,571
Shut the fuck up, I hate you!
554
00:26:16,571 --> 00:26:18,630
It's not time for joking!
- You ready?
555
00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:19,431
I will put my foot in your face.
556
00:26:19,431 --> 00:26:21,531
OMG! Slow slow slow!
557
00:26:21,531 --> 00:26:23,031
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my
558
00:26:23,031 --> 00:26:24,531
god it's going in.
559
00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:30,731
Oh my god try to be careful
560
00:26:30,731 --> 00:26:32,430
Oh, it's so tight.
561
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:46,260
I'm nervous. You good? You sure?
562
00:26:51,190 --> 00:26:55,970
Oh my god! Oh, slow down.
563
00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:00,170
I'm just going to keep it in for a sec.
564
00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:03,790
Okay.
565
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,470
Just moving it slow. SPLIT
- It feels so good.
566
00:27:15,530 --> 00:27:17,030
Yeah, do that.
567
00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:18,450
Yeah.
568
00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:19,810
More.
569
00:27:19,810 --> 00:27:20,690
Really?
570
00:27:20,690 --> 00:27:22,190
Yeah.
571
00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:30,600
Huh?
572
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,580
Yeah, pretend I'm Brianne.
573
00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:39,380
Oh my god.
574
00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:40,121
You're almost there.
575
00:27:40,121 --> 00:27:40,340
You're almost there.
576
00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:42,700
Is it good when I do that?
577
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:45,720
Oh fuck, it's so deep. Fuck, yes.
578
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,600
Yes, I think so. Oh my god.
579
00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:51,300
Oh my god.
580
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,440
You really do fuck on the patio.
581
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,480
Oh my god, huh? You're such a perv.
582
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,440
Holy shit. Oh fuck.
583
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,080
Keep the legs up like that.
584
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,880
I want it back.
585
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:20,820
I can do it. I can do it.
586
00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:24,340
Oh my god, yeah. Oh fuck.
587
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,260
Yeah, yeah, I can do it.
588
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,820
Holy shit.
589
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,360
Does it feel good, Ty? Oh my god, yeah.
590
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,341
Oh fuck. Oh fuck, yes, Ty.
591
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,601
Show me how you do it.
592
00:28:40,601 --> 00:28:42,540
Oh my god.
593
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,160
Yes, show me how you do it.
594
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,240
Oh, fuck, yes.
595
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,220
Can I move too?
596
00:28:55,340 --> 00:29:02,340
Oh my god, Doug. Oh, fuck.
597
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,280
Oh my god.
598
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,460
I feel like something's gonna happen.
599
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,700
Please keep going.
600
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,020
Please.
601
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,520
Please.
602
00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:27,020
Oh my god. Oh my god.
603
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:28,520
If you don't stop.
604
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:30,241
I'm gonna come. I feel like
605
00:29:30,241 --> 00:29:32,461
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna come. Fuck.
606
00:29:32,461 --> 00:29:34,061
You don't like that! Oh my
607
00:29:34,061 --> 00:29:36,320
god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
608
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,200
I don't stop!
609
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,680
Fuck, keep going, keep going,
610
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,180
it's so good!
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