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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,920 Long, long ago, in a wonderful time, 2 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,800 the sky was a big dome covered in blue velvet 3 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,720 from which the stars and planets hung, 4 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:44,280 and the Earth was a big, flat disk floating through space. 5 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:51,120 Its inhabitants were hordes of bloodthirsty barbarians. 6 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:55,480 Luckily, in its heart was the Orient. 7 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,480 And in it a blessed land, 8 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,280 made to serve the city, 9 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,320 that surpassed Rome, Alexandria 10 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,240 and Constantinople... 11 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:12,680 It was the shiniest, richest, 12 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,760 the biggest of all the cities, 13 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,400 that is why it was known simply as 14 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,320 Magnificent! 15 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,880 Its beacon, the ruler of all believers, 16 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,520 was the most profound, most charming, 17 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,840 most generous man that ever lived. 18 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,040 Above everything, he was good. 19 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,400 And that's why he was known simply as... 20 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,800 Iznogoud the beloved! 21 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,520 There, my loyal Dilat Larat! 22 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,080 When I get rid of Harun El Poussah, 23 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,200 the fat, useless Caliph, 24 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,240 damn him and all his offspringā€¦ 25 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,200 That phrase will be the beginning of 26 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,120 every books of curses! 27 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,200 When I become Caliph 28 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,320 instead of the Caliph! 29 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:07,040 Iznogoud Caliph instead of the Caliph 30 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,400 When I become Caliph instead of the Caliph... 31 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,280 I'll need a name that's really cool. 32 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,160 Noble, but fun at the same time 33 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,760 A name as sharp as a sword. 34 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,760 When I become Caliph! 35 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,320 Let's look at all my qualities 36 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,200 We won't leave out a single one 37 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,120 But I need an idea or two. 38 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,920 And they have to be good, 39 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,720 When I become Caliph! 40 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,920 Caliph! Caliph! Caliph! 41 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,640 Iznogoud the mighty! 42 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,480 Great! Fabulous! 43 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,480 No, that's not good enough for me! 44 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,480 But I don't know what else! 45 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,920 - Charming? - Bleh! 46 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,120 Izno bright! 47 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,840 shinning, radiant! 48 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:56,880 Why not even brilliant? No, that's not classy enough. 49 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,440 - Cruel? - No! 50 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,320 What about Iznogoud the generous? 51 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,120 I like it. 52 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,800 Yes, boss, butā€¦ 53 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,880 then you'd have to give to the people. 54 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,400 Oh? I don't like that. 55 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,240 I want to raise taxes and everything else 56 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,440 that ends up in my pocket. 57 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,360 But there's time. 58 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,760 Call for you know who. 59 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,800 The wizard you know who! 60 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,160 So, you know who, 61 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,640 I need a discreet trick to make someone diseappear, 62 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,240 eliminate him for good, 63 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:55,560 dispose of him, turn him into dust, wipe him off the face of the Earth. 64 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,360 I don't care if it hurts. 65 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,560 Oh, Iznogoud, 66 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,480 the stars have spoken to me. 67 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:06,760 If you don't become Caliph until the next full moon, 68 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,560 you won't get another chance 69 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,360 for another two years! 70 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,280 When is the full moon? 71 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,960 On Saturday! 72 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,600 In 5 days! 73 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,840 You better know a trick! 74 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,760 Or I'll impale you on a stake. 75 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,080 A frog? 76 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:46,440 It's not an ordinary frog, 77 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,400 glorious Vizir. 78 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:52,120 This animal is actually a prince 79 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,320 turned into a pathetic amphibian, 80 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,120 until somebody kisses him. 81 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:03,440 It has been said: He who kisses a frog, 82 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,800 becomes a frog!'' 83 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,360 Who would kiss that ugly thing? 84 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,680 No, boss, you're supposed to kiss the frog. 85 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,120 Come on, your highness... 86 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,760 Kiss me! 87 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,480 Yes! 88 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,160 This is good! 89 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:29,480 Now I'll become Caliph instead of the Caliph! 90 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,080 - How much? - 300.000 piaster. 91 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,440 - 100! - 200! 92 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,760 150, and nothing more! 93 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,760 Iā€™ll impale you on a stake! 94 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,240 Pay him. 95 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,280 What are you doing, you imbecile? 96 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,800 I said 150 piaster, not 150.000! 97 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,160 50... 100...150! 98 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,160 Iā€™ll impale you. 99 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,200 Well done. 100 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,480 Dilat, let's go to the palace 101 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,720 to the soon ex Caliph, to give him a present. 102 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,760 What if it doesn't work? 103 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,720 These things often fail. 104 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:18,040 True, loyal Dilat. What would I do without you? 105 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,000 Kiss me! 106 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,800 Yes! You freed me from my curse! 107 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,320 - Kiss me! - Not a chance, guards! 108 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,920 To the dungeon! 109 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,880 Dilat?! 110 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,360 What? 111 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,920 You see, it worked! Never trust anyone. 112 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,440 Finally, I got it... 113 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,400 Iznogoud the terrible! 114 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,520 It worked... 115 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,040 PULLMANKAR'S SULTANATE 116 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,800 DESERT OUTSIDE JUNGLE INSIDE 117 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,840 Where is she?! 118 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,800 Your highness, I haven't seen the princess in months! 119 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,520 We're just friends, nothing happened! 120 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,680 I'm not seeing her, I wouldn't dare... 121 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,920 Never! Never! 122 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,080 - Maybe in the room? - No! 123 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,280 - She is never in the room! - Dad? 124 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,080 Everybody out! 125 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,200 Out! 126 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:10,840 Everyone! 127 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,680 Everyone!!! 128 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,440 Princess, we need to talk. 129 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,480 I'll wait for you in the palace. 130 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,800 My child, 131 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,800 it can't go on like this! 132 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,240 Throughout the sultanate, 133 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,600 even in distant lands, 134 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,880 people are spreading rumors about us! 135 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,160 I know they are foul lies. 136 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,520 But they bother me. 137 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,320 You have to get married. 138 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,040 Weā€™re the laughing stock of the entire Orient! 139 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,920 Being that you're incapable of making a decision, 140 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,720 I will choose a husband for you! 141 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,000 No!! 142 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:39,400 No. 143 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,720 Daughter! 144 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,680 Bring me a prisoner so I can take it out on him! 145 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,960 Great leader, if you move that slave, 146 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,280 my mercenary will take your caravanserai 147 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,080 and give your sultan a check mate. 148 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,600 Your move, sire. 149 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,320 The dancer that is dancing... 150 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,960 Look at her cheast. 151 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,920 - I like it... - Bring her here. 152 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:13,280 Did you know, beautiful dancer, 153 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,000 that you got a butterfly 154 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,800 on that ribbon? 155 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,600 He landed on you while you were dancing. 156 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,240 Come, little butterfly. 157 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,360 See? He greeted me. 158 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,880 Hello, little butterfly! 159 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,080 Pretty butterfly. 160 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,200 Thank you, dear dancer. What is your name? 161 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,480 Blue fish. 162 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,400 Pretty name. 163 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,800 Give her 20.000 piaster! 164 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,320 Careful with the butterfly... 165 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,240 20.000 is... 166 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,120 You're right, then give her all of it. 167 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,880 Thank you very much. 168 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,520 Thank you, ruler of all believers! 169 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:07,040 Did you see how she moved, 170 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,880 and the butterfly didn't fly away. Amazing! 171 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,600 Yes, amazing! 172 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,880 Your highness! Continue our game? 173 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,760 Chess is too complicated for me. 174 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,600 - Checkers? - No, I am getting a headache! 175 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,320 Games bore himā€¦ Even women! 176 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,920 We won't get an heir to the throne. 177 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,440 - His harem has 249 women! - I know, eunuch! 178 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,480 The best in the entire Orient. All colors, shapes and sizes. 179 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,480 I just brought him 6 white women. 180 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,200 Like pearls! And he didn't touch them! 181 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,680 I love women like juicy oysters, who cares about pearls. 182 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,320 I wouldnā€™t know anything about that... 183 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,120 Obviously. But you donā€™t have to worry about losing your job. 184 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,720 Friends, 185 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,440 travelers from the deserts 186 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,280 have told me Sultan Pullmankar is looking for someone 187 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,160 to marry his daughter. 188 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,760 I hear she is very plain. 189 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,160 And very poor! 190 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,440 Maybe she's good looking. 191 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,920 If she's anything like her father, she sure isnā€™t fun. 192 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,320 I know, but if the Caliph dies 193 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,760 without an heir 194 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,680 who will get the throne? 195 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:17,560 - Grand Vizier Iznogoud! - Long live! 196 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,000 Iznogoud, over here! 197 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,440 My dear, beloved, and only friend! 198 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,040 Yes! 199 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:54,080 Hello, how are you doing? It's been so long. 200 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,720 So-so. 201 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,680 - That scoundrel! - He's up to something. 202 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,280 Maybe he'll ally himself with Pullmankar instead of us. 203 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,560 - Aww, what a lovely butterfly! - Isn't it? 204 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,040 A very rare species, I think. 205 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,960 Your goodness, I brought you something as well. 206 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,520 Oh, what is it? 207 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,200 - I don't like this. - Consult the stars! 208 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,680 Quickly! 209 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,160 A surprise? I love surprises! 210 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,280 Tell me when to open my eyes. 211 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,600 Come on! 212 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,960 So? 213 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,400 I never understood that. 214 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,720 - Is it edible? - No, it's not. 215 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,880 What's going on? Tell us! 216 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,000 I predict a disappearance. 217 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,560 I'm so excited... 218 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,840 In 10 seconds... 219 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,360 5 seconds... 220 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,080 5... 4... 3... 221 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,440 2... 1... 0! 222 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,200 Now! 223 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,360 I screwed up. 224 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,960 Dear Iznogoud, 225 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,880 you love me so much that you always bring me the perfect gifts. 226 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,800 I'm opening my eyes. 227 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,320 What a cute little frog! 228 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,960 Kiss me! 229 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,840 It talks! 230 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,280 Yes, it talks. 231 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,760 Kiss it, and it will talk more. 232 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,680 Okay... 233 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,160 How rude! 234 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,680 No, ruler of all believers! 235 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,640 Ruler of all believers! 236 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,600 I canā€™t believe it! 237 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,800 Hold this! 238 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,920 Look, it's crying! 239 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,360 I don't care, I don't like its voice. 240 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,960 Kiss me! 241 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,840 Quiet! 242 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,480 Shut up! 243 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,480 The Grand Vizier has lost his mind. 244 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,520 Dear Iznogoud, don't be upset. 245 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,560 I'll kiss your frog if it means that much to you. 246 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:27,320 Guards! Arrest these conspiritors! 247 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,520 They made the Caliph disappear! 248 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,920 Follow me! 249 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,560 Executioner, do your job! 250 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,160 Harun was right. 251 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,800 It is edible. 252 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,080 Bingo! 253 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,040 I'm Caliph instead of the Caliph! 254 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,920 It's great to be the Caliph! 255 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,880 Move! 256 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,520 What kind of music is that? 257 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,600 Get lost! 258 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,480 Serves you right. 259 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,120 No, play it like this! like this! 260 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,520 It's easy! 261 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,600 Long live the great Caliph, Iznogoud the terrible! 262 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,520 I canā€™t hear you! 263 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,520 Long live the great Caliph Iznogoud, 264 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,880 the terrible! 265 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:02,080 They know me as king from here to Zanzibar, 266 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,480 I make them cower in fear, 267 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,680 from here to Cashmere, 268 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,240 everyone knows I'm bad, 269 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,840 I take it out on the innocent, 270 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,240 He's Caliph instead of the Caliph, and all of you might end up 271 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,200 sharing Harun's fate. 272 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,760 Iznogoud is great! 273 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,360 The new Caliph is vicious 274 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,360 and likes to cut off body parts. 275 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,280 Iznogoud is great! 276 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,720 Greater than a monsoon, 277 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:38,520 I ate Harun, 278 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,560 with pleasure! 279 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,960 Boss? 280 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,720 The new Grand Vizir! 281 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,640 What do you want? To be Caliph instead of me? 282 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:54,520 Times change, I can impale you on a stake! 283 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,960 You're dreaming, boss! 284 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,080 I'll show you who's dreaming! 285 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,600 You, boss, you're sleeping! 286 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,400 Wake up! 287 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,880 What is this?! 288 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,040 I had a nightmare! The music was terrible! 289 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,720 No.. Don't tell me... 290 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,160 - The Caliph is dead? - That's right... 291 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,160 There were dancers... 292 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,880 - Where are they? - Who? 293 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,120 How long was I asleep?! 294 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,960 Pretty long. You seemed happy so I didn't wake you. 295 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,040 Oh, no! 296 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,280 Boss? 297 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,320 Just 5 more minutes! 298 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,440 I got news... 299 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,640 5 minutes or I'll skin you with a rusty dagger! 300 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,240 Kiss me! 301 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,240 - What did you say? - Nothing. 302 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,680 Yes, you did! You said... 303 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,320 Kiss me! 304 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,400 Who's that? 305 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,080 The magical frog that you know who gave us. 306 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,200 The next full moon! That was a dream, too? 307 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,000 No! 4 more days! 308 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,640 - And you were letting me sleep? - Don't, boss! 309 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,160 You were letting me sleep! 310 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,280 My dream was a premonition. 311 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,560 - Guards! - But, boss... 312 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,880 Iznogoud the horrible? 313 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,960 Cruel? 314 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,680 Monstruous? 315 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,880 Damn it, I found the perfect name in my dream! 316 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:28,000 What about Iznogoud the good? It's different... 317 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,880 - Be realistic, boss. - I am not good enough? 318 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,080 You're forgetting my inventions, my mechanical skills. 319 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,560 Running water, for example. 320 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,360 Iā€™m thirsty. 321 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,880 Iā€™m thirsty! 322 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,440 Running water is a great improvement. 323 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,040 Thanks, I'm not thirsty. 324 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,520 Maybe I am... 325 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,080 Or not! 326 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,880 - Maybe I am... or not. - What? 327 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,680 You want me to cut off something? 328 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,880 Unbelievable! 329 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,440 People actually enjoy getting executed. 330 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,880 Life would be harder if I was Caliph. 331 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,920 Soon! Soon! 332 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,560 What were you saying? 333 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:16,440 The adjective ''good'' is not really suitable, boss. 334 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,480 And besides it's already taken by Harun El Poussah. 335 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,960 I hate him! I despise him! 336 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,800 I want him dead! 337 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,360 I want him dead! 338 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,480 I wanna be Caliph instead of the Caliph! 339 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,320 - What happened here? - Well, boss... 340 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,240 My condolences, mrs. El Poussah. 341 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,360 - Thank you, kind sir. - My condolences, mrs. El Poussah. 342 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,160 Excuse me... 343 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,720 Pardon me... 344 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,280 Whatā€™s going on? 345 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,000 My condolences, Mrs. El Poussah 346 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,080 Thank you, kind sir. 347 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,440 You havenā€™t heard? 348 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:14,160 No! Nobodyā€™s saying anything! Whatā€™s going on? 349 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,320 The Caliph is gone. 350 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,840 He died? He died? Did he? 351 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,800 - Dead? - Yes. 352 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,640 - Am I dreaming? - No, boss. 353 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,480 - Why didnā€™t you tell me?! - I tried... 354 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,520 - My condolences, mrs. El Poussah. - Thank you, kind... 355 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,880 Enough. 356 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,640 Of course, this is really terrible. 357 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,720 Are you sure? When did it happen? 358 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,520 This morning. He was lying motionless in his bed. 359 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,360 I told him a joke, and he didnā€™t respond. 360 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,600 - And yet... - It was a great joke! 361 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,840 How terrible! 362 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,440 Yes, terrible! 363 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,160 - My condolences, mrs. El Poussah. - Likewise. 364 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,560 Enough, enough... 365 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,960 No jokes! 366 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,720 You really saw him? Are we sure? 367 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,800 If this is a joke, itā€™s a really bad one. 368 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,760 I impale people on stakes for less! 369 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,640 Likewise! 370 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,560 Sorry. Likewise! 371 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:30,120 Likewise! 372 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,880 May I come in? 373 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,200 Dilat, my faithful servantā€¦ 374 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,200 Would you slap me across the face really hard? 375 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,920 With pleasure! 376 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,640 Iā€™m really not dreaming! 377 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,160 - Iā€™ll remember that! - But you asked for it... 378 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,000 You enjoyed it! 379 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,560 Get out, all of you, out! 380 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,160 Out! 381 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,120 Everyone! 382 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,200 Well, hello! 383 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,440 How is the fatso? 384 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,520 Dropped dead on us, did you? 385 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,280 Choked on a Turkish delight? 386 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,280 I canā€™t believe it! He died, on his own! 387 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,400 Iā€™ve been trying to dispose of him for years, 388 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,240 I spent a fortune on wizards, fortunetellers, sorcerers, 389 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,520 all sorts of magical devices, 390 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,800 and he died of natural causes! 391 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,600 A pain until the very end... 392 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,240 That's good! You learn quickly. 393 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,640 - Ruler of all believers! - Yes, that is my name now. 394 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,600 It happened... 395 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,040 Iā€™m the Caliph... 396 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,000 I really am. 397 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,840 I am really the Caliph. 398 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,000 "Good morning, Mr. Caliph." 399 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:29,640 I am Caliph! I am Caliph! 400 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,040 Playing dead all morning really is exhausting, dear Iznogoud. 401 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,640 But how? 402 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,480 Ruler of all believers! 403 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,600 - Am I dreaming? - Not this time. 404 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,880 Whatā€™s the matter, my good Iznogoud? 405 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,560 You... 406 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,560 ...have a new necklace? 407 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,320 Yes! Pretty, isnā€™t it? 408 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,240 Gold and diamonds. 409 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,560 Stillā€¦ 410 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,200 Playing dead so I would see how much people love me 411 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,600 was a splendid idea, dear Iznogoud! 412 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,600 Yes.. that was my idea... But today? 413 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,720 Wonderful! 414 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:27,080 He shoulda done it while I was on vacation 415 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,720 so Iā€™d have a perfect alibi when I come backā€¦ 416 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:35,240 All the traitors would end up in jail. 417 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,160 He would be deadā€¦ 418 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,520 And Iā€™d be Caliph instead of the Caliph! 419 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,240 I forgot it was todayā€¦ 420 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,280 Iā€™m under a lot of stress! 421 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,800 Great idea... 422 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,520 But the people are sad now. 423 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,040 They love me so much. 424 00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,160 Iā€™m touched. I could cry. 425 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,080 Me too. 426 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,240 Quickly, tell them that a miracle happened. 427 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,120 I am back from the dead. 428 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,160 You take care of it. You are good with that. 429 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,240 Fine, I... 430 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,640 Politically speaking, a miracle is a good thing, right? 431 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,600 The best! 432 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,920 God given! 433 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,360 Iā€™ll tell the people right awayā€¦ 434 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,120 so they wouldnā€™t be sad anymore. 435 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,440 Add a little tension. 436 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,720 Spice it up. 437 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,640 Come on! 438 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,720 Boss! 439 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,840 Make them believe the miracle was your doing. 440 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,920 Good idea, isnā€™t it? 441 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,360 Very good! 442 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,600 Look, the jerk is smiling. 443 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,120 I don't have oneā€¦ 444 00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,040 My friends, a miracle has happened! 445 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,080 Glory to the great Caliph! 446 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,920 They adore me. 447 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,320 Iznogoud! 448 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,960 Come! 449 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,040 They love me so much. 450 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,760 Where are you going? 451 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,320 Should we chase the frog? 452 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,760 Weā€™ll need more than a frog to get rid of that big of an idiot. 453 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,280 Much more! 454 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,760 Open up! 455 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,920 Why didnā€™t you inspect her? 456 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,840 The princess is going riding. 457 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,120 I saw nothing. 458 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,360 You donā€™t have to yell! 459 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,240 Where is the merchant? Iā€™m wasting my day. 460 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,520 Heā€™s coming. 461 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,480 - So is the full moon! - I know, boss, I know... 462 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,600 - Thereā€™s a genie in every lamp? - The wizards call them gins. 463 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,360 They are really picky about words. 464 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,760 This must be a big one. 465 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,720 He could do some serious damage! 466 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,760 Iā€™m coming! 467 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,200 Bossā€¦ 468 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,880 Iā€™m coming! 469 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,800 Hey, Dilat! 470 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,520 Hey, wizard! 471 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,320 Boss, this is wizard Indjapahn. 472 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,200 Welcomeā€¦ 473 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,400 to my humble cave, noble Vizier. 474 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,840 Shall we sit down? 475 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,680 Itā€™s easier to talk. 476 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,640 - Iā€™m listening. - I need a genie. 477 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,600 - You mean gin. - Yeah. 478 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,440 Something to drink? 479 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,800 - Thanks, just a gin. - Loyal and in good shape. 480 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,000 Gin thatā€™s also a tonic? 481 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,720 Very, very powerful. 482 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,240 - And veryā€¦ - Hush! 483 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,520 And very evil. 484 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,720 - Not very big... - Heā€™s good for traveling. 485 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,520 I wanted something moreā€¦ 486 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,040 Trust me, capable but small is better than... 487 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,440 I know! I know! Okay? 488 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,800 - Rub it, bossā€¦ - No! 489 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,360 Click it! This model just came out. 490 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,360 Go aheadā€¦ Please. 491 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,400 Itā€™s not working. 492 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,400 Not bad, huh? 493 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,520 Itā€™s from Asia. 494 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,280 They are good with miniatures. 495 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,800 Try it out? 496 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,400 Sureā€¦ 497 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,000 Come on. 498 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,920 Me? 499 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,560 Well, you said itā€¦ 500 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,200 Are you powerful? 501 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,080 Whatā€™s that? 502 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,480 My personal collection. It's not for sale. 503 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,760 Rare things that are not for common use. 504 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,560 Dear? 505 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,280 My 12th wife. 506 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,640 Excuse me. Yes, my honey number 12? 507 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,840 Could you light a fire, I have to cook. 508 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,720 She is my favorite, along with 5, 9 and 14. 509 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,040 Excuse me, Iā€™ll light a fire and be right back. 510 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,280 Boss, donā€™t touch that. 511 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,320 - Should I click it? - Waitā€¦ 512 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,120 Go aheadā€¦ 513 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,320 What did they do? 514 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,680 I didnā€™t rub, I just clicked! 515 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,120 Get lost! 516 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,200 Quickly! 517 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,600 Whatā€™s the matter? 518 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,920 - You clicked! - Donā€™t! 519 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,600 - No! - Yes! 520 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,680 I was first! 521 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,840 No, I was! 522 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,240 - No, I was! - Me! 523 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,840 Master! 524 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,640 - My master. - No, my master! 525 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,240 - Mine! - Mine! 526 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,560 - Mine! - No, mine! 527 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,640 Enough! Stop! 528 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,440 - I was first. - No, I was. 529 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,880 Whatā€™s the matter with him? 530 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,440 Throw them away, they are hopeless. 531 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,880 No, they have spirit. I like them. 532 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,600 - Whatā€™s your name? - Ouz. 533 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,000 - And yours? - OuzmoutousouloubouloubombĆŖ! 534 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:31,000 - Tell me, Ouz, you have to listen to me, right? - Absolutely. 535 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,680 - I want to get rid of someone. - Kill them? 536 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,760 Mash them? 537 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:38,360 Squash them? 538 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,000 Untill thereā€™s nothing left? 539 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,440 Not even nostrils? 540 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,120 Illegal. 541 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,000 - You? - No, illegal. 542 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,240 Well, what can you do? 543 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,680 A lot. But this is illegal. 544 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,200 - Get rid of ā€˜em! - Back in the lamp! 545 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,760 They always ask for something illegalā€¦ 546 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,040 Back inside! 547 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,000 - Iā€™m greenā€¦ - No, I am! 548 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,880 Yesā€¦ Itā€™s greasy inside. 549 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,480 - Did I get fat? - Come on! 550 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,480 Itā€™s too tightā€¦ 551 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,880 - Get in, no arguments! - But I canā€™t, master! 552 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,480 - Heā€™s got body oder! - And he snores! 553 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,800 Letā€™s go home. 554 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,960 We do a lot of legal stuff. 555 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,440 Shut up! 556 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,920 A lot! We can change your life! 557 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,600 - Just call and weā€™ll be there! - Into the lamp! 558 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,480 Picnic in the mountains? 559 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,680 Maybe the seaside? 560 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,080 Or a lovely lady? 561 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,160 - Not legalā€¦ - Shut up. 562 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,000 - What about a canyon? - Catch it! 563 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,040 - Not really smartā€¦ - No, it fellā€¦ 564 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,320 Free! Thank you, master! 565 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,440 No, heā€™s my master! Free! 566 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,600 I donā€™t want anything to do with you! 567 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,120 Maybe you will one day! Just call! 568 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,160 Say ā€œOuzmoutousouloubouloubombĆŖ''. 569 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,400 Ouzmoutou... 570 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,000 There they are! 571 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,440 My daughter is missing! 572 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,480 Generals! 573 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,040 Send an army to every corner of the country! 574 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:42,600 Search every house, village, cave and dune! 575 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,920 - Bazaars, too? - Yes! 576 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,280 Maybe she went shopping. 577 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,800 Or clubbing. 578 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,320 Enough! 579 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,960 If I catch the bastard that took her 580 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,280 heā€™ll wish he had never been born! 581 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,880 The princesā€™ bedsā€¦ 582 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,320 Louder! 583 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,040 Search the princesā€™ beds! 584 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,280 And all the rooms of all the princes of the kingdom! 585 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,280 Whereā€™s my daughter?! 586 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,480 Donā€™t lie! 587 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,640 I searched every hole of the sulatanate! 588 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,360 Iā€™m very pissed off! 589 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,160 I dunno, your majesty! 590 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,680 - Highnessā€¦ - Majestyā€¦ 591 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,400 - Great one.. - Your daughter? 592 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:40,680 Majestyā€¦ 593 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,320 I havenā€™t seen her for daysā€¦ 594 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,800 - Weeksā€¦ - Years... 595 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,760 I havenā€™t seen her for months! 596 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,200 Years... 597 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,680 - We barely know each other! - Weā€™re just friends. 598 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,640 - Buddiesā€¦ - I see her aroundā€¦ 599 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,720 - Nothingā€™s going on between us! - Your daughter? 600 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,040 - No way. - Never! 601 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,080 - Never! - Never, sir! 602 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,960 - I never even thought aboutā€¦ -...hand... 603 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,600 - I wouldnā€™t dare... -... to get into the family... 604 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,560 Never! 605 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,560 Thatā€™s the last time, 606 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,320 I screwed a kingā€™s daughter... 607 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:21,400 - Whatā€™s wrong, boss? - Itā€™s almost the full moon. 608 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,000 Voodoo dolls. 609 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,800 Is there anything else? No! 610 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,280 - What kind of crap is that? - Cursed feet. 611 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,240 You shake them and they cast a curse. 612 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,960 Not entertaining enough. 613 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,680 Invisibility formulas! 614 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,520 Invisibility formulas! 615 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,120 - Whatā€™s the deal? - Magic formula 616 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,920 You say ''Alakazam, youā€™re not hereā€ 3 timesā€¦ 617 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,920 And the person disappears. 618 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,160 - Pay him! - But it only works 3 times. 619 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,120 - Letā€™s try it. - Yes, boss. 620 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,160 - Money, kind sir? - Please? 621 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,320 Thanks. 622 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,480 I love robbing the poor. 623 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:31,120 And now for the big deal. Nobleā€¦ 624 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,520 A real jewel! Come! Not you! 625 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,320 Look at her! Prehti-Ouhman, the princess! 626 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,280 I can tell you like her. 627 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,320 Prehti-Ouhman, the lovely princess. 628 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,360 Her servant Plassahssiz comes for free. 629 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,080 Turn around, sweetheart. 630 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,840 Thank you. Careful! 631 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,720 Letā€™s go! 632 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,600 Lovely, fresh, juicy! 633 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,960 Kidnapped just yesterday. 634 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,160 A virginā€¦ 635 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,720 I can see interest rising! 636 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,760 What does he want? 637 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,720 Take a guess.. 638 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,560 Am I good looking? 639 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,680 - Letā€™s go, boss? - Heā€™s not that badā€¦ 640 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,800 - Bossā€¦ - Bless youā€¦ 641 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,680 - Did she just look at me? - Who? 642 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,120 - The princess. She looked at me. - No. 643 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,000 What do you mean no? She looked at me! 644 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,040 Do you see his dagger? 645 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,240 Itā€™s pretty big. 646 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,320 Big dagger, big bucksā€¦ 647 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,800 Thereā€™s two of them ā€¦ 648 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,400 Letā€™s go, boss. 649 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,120 Lovely and fresh! 650 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,920 Prehti-Ouhman, the princess! 651 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,680 Servant for freeā€¦ 652 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,360 - Come on, boss. - 300.000! 653 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,520 300.000 piastar. For the red feather guy. 654 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,400 - Cheapskateā€¦ - Thatā€™s not a lotā€¦ 655 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,440 Donā€™t, Aladdin. Thatā€™s the Grand Vizier. 656 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,280 Do you have a wife? 657 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,840 Good quality merchandize! 658 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,640 From the wild! Not domestic! 659 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,440 Fresh, juicyā€¦ 660 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,800 Pearly white teethā€¦ 661 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,800 Servant for freeā€¦ 662 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,760 Only 300.000? 663 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,760 - No one will dare. - Jasmine is right. 664 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,000 300.000 going once, 665 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,840 twiceā€¦ 666 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,120 310.000! 667 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,240 Finally! 668 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,440 - Itā€™s the shaik! - Isnā€™t he a legend? 669 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,400 310.000? 670 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,320 Heā€™s warming upā€¦ 671 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,920 - 310.000, damn it. - Letā€™s go, boss. 672 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,920 400.000! 673 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,920 Iā€™m better looking! 674 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,560 Donā€™t forget, servant is free! 675 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,760 Yeah, we heard youā€¦ 676 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,200 400.000 going onceā€¦ 677 00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,960 Twiceā€¦ 678 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,080 410.000! 679 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,560 - 500.000! - 510.000! 680 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,200 510.000, damn it! 681 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,440 He wonā€™t offer more. 682 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,320 Iā€™ll make him offer more... 683 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,840 Letā€™s go. She is very charming. 684 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,880 Prehti-Ouhman, the princess! 685 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,880 Lovely, freshā€¦ 686 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,640 1.000 000 piaster! 687 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,160 There! 688 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,720 Boss! 689 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,120 So what? Iā€™ll raise taxes. 690 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,320 Million from the front row! 691 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,720 Going once, going twiceā€¦ 692 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,320 1.010 000! 693 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,080 2.000 000? 694 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:48,320 - 2.000 000! - 2.000 000! 695 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,480 Thatā€™s the way to go! 696 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,040 Super-lovely, super-fresh! 697 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,960 Pearly teethā€¦ 698 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,400 The servant, too! 699 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:01,960 2.000 000 onceā€¦ 700 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,080 Twiceā€¦ 701 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,040 Iā€™ll dieā€¦ 702 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,480 - 2.000 000 - 3.000 000 703 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,680 No! 4.000 000! 704 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,880 5! 705 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,160 - 6! - 7! 706 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,280 8.000 000! 707 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:19,040 8.000 000! 708 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,080 Good, good! 709 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,520 Whoā€™s gonna give more? 710 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,800 I love you! 711 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,200 Iā€™m handsome, Iā€™m brilliant! 712 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,600 - Whatā€™s the last offer? - 1 piaster. 713 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,400 1 piaster? What did you say? 714 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,120 Heā€™s joking? 715 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:51,280 Caliphā€™s harem, we got privilege. 716 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,480 Not the Caliphā€™s harem! 717 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,920 Donā€™t worry, heā€™s harmless. 718 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:25,720 Did we say 10.000? 719 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,600 1 piaster. 720 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,120 Oh, fineā€¦ 721 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:33,360 Going once, twiceā€¦ 722 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,440 ...three timesā€¦ 723 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,200 Itā€™s going! 724 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,840 - Sold! - Get her over! 725 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,160 Sold for nothingā€¦ 726 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,960 No one wants an ex harem girlā€¦ 727 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,040 Weā€™ll escape the first chance we get.. 728 00:48:56,240 --> 00:49:00,000 Heā€™ll pay dearly for that 1 piasterā€¦ 729 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:10,000 Hello, dear Iznogoud, are you shopping, too? 730 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,880 Oh, I forgot, hereā€¦ 731 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,200 Take the tube, isnā€™t it neat? 732 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,320 Are you shopping, too? 733 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,440 Hear me, ruler of all believersā€¦ 734 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,480 Yes, dear friend? 735 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,240 Dilat, how does the invisibility formula go? 736 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,720 Quick, I canā€™t remember. 737 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,720 Alakazam, youā€™re not here, youā€™re not here, youā€™re not hereā€¦ 738 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,960 Stop! 739 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,480 - You almost made me disappear! - Sorry... 740 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,680 - Donā€™t! - What? 741 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,320 We donā€™t know if works, letā€™s test it firstā€¦ 742 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,440 Alakazam, youā€™re not here, youā€™re not hereā€¦ 743 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,080 youā€™re not hereā€¦ 744 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,640 What wise words do you have for me? 745 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,720 Look me in the eyesā€¦ 746 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,040 Alakazamā€¦ 747 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,280 Youā€™re not here, youā€™re not hereā€¦ 748 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,360 youā€™re not here! 749 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,840 I didnā€™t hear youā€¦ 750 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,320 Iā€™ll see you in the palace. 751 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,360 Brilliantā€¦ 752 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,960 Whatā€™s the matter with them? 753 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,320 My people love me. 754 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,680 Unbeliavable! 755 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,600 Wonderful! 756 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,240 The greatest Caliph of all! 757 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,760 They adore me! 758 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,520 A real geniusā€¦ 759 00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,360 Real geniusā€¦ 760 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,280 Congratulations! 761 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,360 Harun! 762 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,520 Harun! 763 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,480 Hats off! 764 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,400 She digs me! 765 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,040 I hate him!! 766 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,680 I hate you all!! 767 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,480 Alakazam, youā€™re not here, youā€™re not here, 768 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,440 youā€™re not here! 769 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,600 Donā€™t overdo it, boss. 770 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,280 I like it. 771 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,920 Thatā€™s mine! 772 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,400 Itā€™s beating! 773 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,120 Itā€™s hot. 774 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:44,760 It burns! 775 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,760 Whatā€™s happening to me? 776 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,960 Whatā€™s this? 777 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:40,320 I met a fine lady, 778 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,640 a beautiful princess, 779 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,400 I go crazy under her feet 780 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,640 and I am already acting like a fool 781 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,120 and heā€™s already acting like a fool 782 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,920 I met a handsome man 783 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,760 my savior, my sun, 784 00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:10,600 he fits my every plan 785 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,800 He takes my breathe away 786 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,240 And he's got plenty of money anyway 787 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:24,040 Love comes unexpectedlyā€¦ 788 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:27,840 a feeling I never knew before 789 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,560 I yearn for him, but Iā€™m trapped inside this harem 790 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:35,240 Life is strange that way 791 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,360 Love comes unexpectedly 792 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,960 You for me, and I for you, 793 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,800 Neither one of us knew that, 794 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,600 Life is strange that way 795 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:54,200 Life is strange that way 796 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,440 To become Caliph is less important 797 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:07,520 Lights out! Sleeping time. 798 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,920 - 5 more minutes. - Thank you. 799 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,680 Womenā€¦ weā€™re all alike. 800 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,840 Iā€™ve had enough of their lace and pom pomsā€¦ 801 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,400 Iā€™ll show them who I am! 802 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,680 Careful, if anyone finds outā€¦ 803 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,760 Bite your tounge! 804 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,800 We canā€™t trust anyoneā€¦ 805 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,040 Weā€™ll escape through the doorā€¦ 806 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,560 We gotta fool the guardsā€¦ 807 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:54,080 - We can do that. - Weā€™re good at that. 808 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,800 There arenā€™t a lotā€¦ Oneā€¦ 809 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,080 Twoā€¦ threeā€¦ fourā€¦ 810 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,920 And 4 are 8ā€¦ 811 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,360 They canā€™t know our secretā€¦ 812 00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:16,040 9, 10ā€¦ no one can hear us here. 813 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,000 11ā€¦ 814 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,000 and thoseā€¦ 815 00:56:19,050 --> 00:56:20,600 And thoseā€¦ 816 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,160 You called, master? 817 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,800 I didnā€™t say ā€œOuzā€, I said ā€œthoseā€ā€¦ 818 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,400 But weā€™re here! 819 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,920 - You made me lose the princess! - He did it! 820 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,920 - We heard you call! - Indeed! 821 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,400 She was gonna reveal a secret! 822 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,200 - Then weā€™ll listen. - Good idea! 823 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,440 They are too far away! 824 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,840 ''Do you see what I see?'' 825 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,640 ''Magic beans and a pumpkin.'' 826 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,400 - ''They escaped!'' - ''Yes!'' 827 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,800 ''Letā€™s escape. Iā€™ll tell everyone.'' 828 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,360 ''Princess, no one must know that you are....'' 829 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:04,880 What? 830 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,480 ā€œThe daughter of Sultan Pulmankar.'' 831 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,480 Pullmankarā€™s daughter! 832 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,560 Pullmankar the bloodthirsty! What news! 833 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,040 Dilat! When did you come back? 834 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,720 I never left. 835 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,080 - Continue. - Nice singing, boss. 836 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,280 Yeah, whatever. You two, keep listening! 837 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,840 ā€œIf they find out weā€™re done for!'' 838 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,760 ā€œThey say the Vizier is evil, 839 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,760 a monster of a man. 840 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,280 A brute!'' 841 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,760 - ''That heā€™s...'' - What? A what? 842 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,960 What did she say?! 843 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,760 I'll impale her on a stake! 844 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,360 I canā€™t hear anymore! 845 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,920 I can! 846 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,360 - Not true! - Yes, it is! 847 00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,360 ā€œWeā€™ll escape when the time is right.'' 848 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,320 ''How? Everything is swarmed with guards.'' 849 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,080 ''I know.'' 850 00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,680 ā€œThe man that wanted to buy us...'' 851 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,240 ā€œLetā€™s look for him.'' 852 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,520 ā€œIf itā€™s the shaik, heā€™s gone.'' 853 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,960 ā€œNot him, I mean the other one.ā€ 854 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,840 ā€œThe short one with the big dagger.ā€ 855 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,800 ''Him?!'' 856 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,800 Continue or stop? 857 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,240 Continue! 858 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,480 ''Heā€™s short but...'' 859 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,960 But what? 860 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,560 ''he has a lot of style.'' 861 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,680 Thatā€™s not what she said, youā€™re cheating! 862 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:41,160 Cheater, cheater! 863 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,560 Enough! What did she say? 864 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,440 She said ā€œa lot of styleā€'. 865 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,160 Is she saying anything now? 866 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,800 You do her, Iā€™ll do the the suck upā€¦ 867 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,480 No, thanks! 868 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,560 She is badmouthing you. 869 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,760 Saying you're a rat with a tiny daggerā€¦ 870 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,120 She liked the tall, handsome one. 871 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,000 True, he is not lying. 872 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,640 Dilat! Dilat! Dilat!! 873 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,760 Hey there. 874 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,280 We got work to do. 875 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,320 Letā€™s go over this so we donā€™t get it wrong. 876 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:55,800 First: The pretty, young, innocent, 877 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,440 but very rude princess, 878 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:03,000 is the daughter of sultan Pullmankar! 879 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,480 Second: Without knowing it, 880 01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,680 the fat Caliph Harun 881 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,640 has purchased, as his new wife 882 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:16,920 that same rude princess. 883 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,600 Third: If by any chance 884 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:24,640 Pullmankar found out that his daughter is in fatsoā€™s harem, 885 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,200 he would reward the person that told him 886 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,920 where they are keeping his daughter. Me! 887 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,920 Maybe heā€™d even make him Caliph instead of the Caliph. 888 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:36,440 Again, me. 889 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,040 And maybe even reward him with the hand of his daughter. 890 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,040 Again and again, me! 891 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,760 You want to cut it off? 892 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,160 Iā€™d still marry her. 893 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,200 And when Pullmankar accidentally dies, 894 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,160 I become Sultan 895 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,680 instead of the Sultan! 896 01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,160 Isnā€™t that him? 897 01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,240 No, itā€™s the other one. 898 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,640 Heā€™ll do for now. 899 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,240 Did you hear that? 900 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,160 Jackals! 901 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,760 A good omen. 902 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:16,320 This time youā€™ll make it. 903 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,240 Weā€™re trying to sleep here! 904 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:25,240 Letā€™s go see Pulmankar the bloodthirsty! 905 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,280 - Itā€™s 2 days of riding. - 2 days. 906 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:36,000 And 2 more to get back. Too late, it will be the full moon! 907 01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,120 - A magic carpet? - Yes! 908 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,040 - Climb on, master. - On mine! 909 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,720 - Mine! - Mine is better! 910 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,040 Enough! 911 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,680 Like the wise Solomon, Iā€™ll ride on one my way there, 912 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,800 and the other on my way back. 913 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,120 - Fair! - Very! 914 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:59,680 - So mine. - No, mine! 915 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,080 Stop it! 916 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,160 The first trip with Ouzā€¦ 917 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:13,600 With Ouz! 918 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,120 - Back on the other. - There! 919 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,840 Itā€™s easy to say OuzmoutousouloubouloubombĆŖ! 920 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,360 Silence! 921 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,720 Solomon was certainly not that picky. 922 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,600 For the return trip. 923 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,480 Go. 924 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,480 Be seated during lift off. 925 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,000 Silence. 926 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,360 Letā€™s go! To Pulmankar the bloodthirsty! 927 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,680 6 speeds, breaks in the front and the back, 928 01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:01,240 good aerodynamics. 929 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,960 On mine too! Both are good carpets... 930 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,560 Weā€™ll talk discuss yours later! This one is easy to steer. 931 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,760 You say the destination and it heads there. 932 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,720 Notice how quiet it is? You can barely hear it. 933 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,160 Unlike his! 934 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,760 These should be maintained and changed often... 935 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,240 - Are you gonna babble the entire day? - Are you talking to me? 936 01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:28,080 Calm down, keep steering! 937 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,840 We gotta get to Pulmankar until tonight. 938 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,320 We would be if heā€™d hurry up. 939 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,120 You want speed? 940 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,080 Of course, once itā€™s the full moonā€¦ 941 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,400 I got a handle for gearā€¦ 942 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:42,800 Comedianā€¦ 943 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,960 Hold this! Youā€™re a comedian! 944 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,520 Enough! 945 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,760 Dilat, do something! 946 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,440 How do you stop this thing!? 947 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,640 Pull the right pom pom! 948 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,200 What else? 949 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:30,600 - What was that? - The speed handle! 950 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,280 Whatā€™s going on? 951 01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,800 Not the camille! 952 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,440 - Wrong handle! - Very low... 953 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,600 What am I paying you for?! 954 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,560 Well, youā€™re not paying me... 955 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,800 In these parts, they stuff enemies up a camilleā€™s butt. 956 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,560 So youā€™re immune now! 957 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,640 Take that! 958 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:50,520 - Stop it, boss! - Never! 959 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,840 - Weā€™re finished. - Never! 960 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,920 Faster! Go faster! 961 01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:00,920 So I can become Caliph instead of the Caliph! 962 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,440 Him!? The Caliph?! 963 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,440 Dog! 964 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,960 Bring him here, Iā€™ll cut his head off! 965 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,680 You canā€™t do it now, heā€™s in the palace. 966 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,240 Preparing for his wedding nightā€¦ 967 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,440 That jackal! Heā€™ll eat his own tounge. 968 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,920 Trying out all the positions of Kama Sutra.. 969 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,760 Snake! 970 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,720 Iā€™ll tie his tool in a knot! 971 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,040 Showing your daughter a few perverted tricksā€¦ 972 01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,280 Donā€™t overdo it! Heā€™ll eat salt! 973 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,840 and drown in his own boogers! 974 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,760 Your daughter is so sweetā€¦ 975 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,200 Rat! 976 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,360 Rat! 977 01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:52,040 Weā€™ll stuff his balls up his nose! 978 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,880 - No, thatā€™s gross! - Yes, but it hurts! 979 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,400 I know, but itā€™s too vulgar. 980 01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,360 General Bohl! General Eparkreth! 981 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,560 Prepare the army! 982 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,560 We leave before dawn! 983 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,120 Weā€™ll be there in 2 nights, 984 01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,280 on his wedding night! 985 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,120 Iznogoud, head back to prepare a glorious entrance. 986 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:16,640 Boss? 987 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,000 Youā€™ll be fine here. 988 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,640 Give him my best horse. 989 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,160 Breast plate! 990 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:30,600 In 2 days weā€™ll be in Harunā€™s palace! 991 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:34,440 Weā€™ll hang him by his feet from a balcony like a turkey! 992 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:36,800 And...? 993 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,280 Cut the rope, 994 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,400 So heā€™ll end up like stuffin in a pie! 995 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,640 Yes! And...? 996 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,800 - Falafel sauce. - No! 997 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,200 - Sour cream? - No! 998 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,400 Youā€™ll be Caliph instead of the Caliph! 999 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:59,000 Yes! I love that! 1000 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,400 Not that one, that one is mine! 1001 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:15,560 Geedieup! 1002 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:31,880 Boss! 1003 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:40,560 My lord, your beard. 1004 01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,200 Youā€™re right. 1005 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,080 You look more intimidating. 1006 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:48,680 Quick, enough now! 1007 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:56,680 Pullmankar! Pullmankar! 1008 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,360 My daughter! 1009 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,840 That you all know 1010 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,960 since she was a child 1011 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:25,000 and that you all love 1012 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,920 Silence! 1013 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,720 - Did he find out? - I hope not! 1014 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:36,600 - What was I saying? - Cut it shortā€¦ 1015 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,080 On your feet! 1016 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:41,720 On the horses! 1017 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:44,160 In slippersā€¦ 1018 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:47,520 Weā€™re coming to free you, my daughter! 1019 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,640 In slippers! In slippers! 1020 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,080 Tonight is my night, tra-la-la-la! 1021 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,840 My lucky night... 1022 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,840 Thank you. 1023 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,800 Hurry up and get ready! 1024 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,360 Whatā€™s going on? 1025 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:13,000 You canā€™t see it! Itā€™s a surprise. 1026 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:14,120 I know a good one. 1027 01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:16,560 The greatest Caliph in the world. 6 letters. 1028 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,640 Itā€™s you! 1029 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,440 Not bad. 1030 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,360 No. 1031 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,240 ā€œMeā€, thatā€™s only 2 letters. 1032 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,240 Itā€™s a joke actuallyā€¦ 1033 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:36,200 Or that story about the dervish thatā€¦ 1034 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,800 Dervish! 7 letters! 1035 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:41,560 Very goodā€¦ 1036 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,320 Some other timeā€¦ 1037 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,800 Pity, itā€™s really goodā€¦ 1038 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,520 I am looking for my good Iznogoud. 1039 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:50,080 I havenā€™t seen him in days. I miss him. 1040 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,160 Maybe heā€™ll surprise me, too! 1041 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,760 For sureā€¦ Watch the feather! 1042 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:58,720 This is your 250. wedding. And thatā€™s important. 1043 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:02,440 - Whatā€™s on the menu? - Thatā€™s a surprise, too. 1044 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,720 I love the harem, food. 1045 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,920 See you later, I got lots of work to do. 1046 01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:10,960 Harem snacksā€¦ 1047 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,000 Harem fish pieā€¦ 1048 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,160 Until tonightā€¦ 1049 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:21,600 Harem chickenā€¦ 1050 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:23,200 Funny, isnā€™t it? 1051 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,000 Watch out, Harun! 1052 01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,400 My time is coming! 1053 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,080 Enough, you savages! 1054 01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:45,320 Go away, I had enough! 1055 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:48,240 Out! 1056 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,400 Enough already! 1057 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,800 Whoā€™s there? 1058 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,320 Itā€™s me, Prehti-Ouhman. 1059 01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:08,720 Me who? 1060 01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:11,720 Me. 1061 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,280 Oh, Prehti-Ouhmanā€¦ Oh, Prehti-Ouhmanā€¦ 1062 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,400 Yes, thatā€™s my name. 1063 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:26,800 Oh, Prehti-Ouhman, from the moment I saw you at the slave bazaar I hopedā€¦ 1064 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,680 Me too. 1065 01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:33,720 Can you get me out of this prison? 1066 01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:35,600 Of course. 1067 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:39,000 Prehti, will you agree to become my wife? 1068 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:42,680 There are certain formalitiesā€¦ 1069 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,360 We werenā€™t even introduced. 1070 01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,400 Iā€™m sorry. 1071 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:50,040 You are a real lady, I forgot. 1072 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:52,280 Let me introduce myself. 1073 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:56,480 I amā€¦ I am Grand Vizier Iznogoud. 1074 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,960 Really? 1075 01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:06,360 The Grand Vizier, you donā€™t say! 1076 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,760 Sultan Pullmankar is coming to free you. 1077 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,760 Donā€™t ask how, but I know your secretā€¦ 1078 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:21,800 I had a feeling you were my savior. 1079 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:25,320 My wealth and all my power are yours entirely. 1080 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,560 Well, why didnā€™t you say so before? 1081 01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:30,680 Soon, all this will be mine. 1082 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,560 Everything! 1083 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:38,160 Diamonds, rubiesā€¦ 1084 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,240 Everythingā€¦ 1085 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,720 Really? Well, you knowā€¦ 1086 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:47,040 Iā€™d love to be the wife of a Vizier. 1087 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,720 What about the Caliph's wife? 1088 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:55,080 Iā€™d love being the Calphā€™s wife. 1089 01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:00,360 You promise? 1090 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:02,600 I promise. 1091 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,800 Tonight you'll be free. 1092 01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:10,000 Help, my fingers are stuckā€¦ 1093 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,080 I hear something, I have to go! 1094 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,440 Noā€¦ What about my fingers? 1095 01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,200 Idiot... 1096 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:25,560 Iā€™m bored. 1097 01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,400 My 250th wedding party doesnā€™t look promising. 1098 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:30,600 Why do you say that? 1099 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,680 Over here. 1100 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,160 Plassahssiz. 1101 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:49,160 Whoā€™s the greatest Caliph in the world? 1102 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:50,920 You! 1103 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,760 Yes, but that's not fun. 1104 01:14:56,640 --> 01:15:00,840 I must be missing something. Otherwise itā€™s all right. 1105 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,320 When I finish my walk through the garden, 1106 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,320 return to the harem, 1107 01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:13,720 and slam the door so the others donā€™t get a cold. 1108 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:16,680 Then theyā€™d need to be warmed up, one by one. 1109 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,680 And thatā€™s a lot of work. 1110 01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:25,880 Iā€™ll head back. 1111 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,400 This way, not that way. 1112 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,680 Same thingā€¦ Iā€™m so bored. 1113 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:51,000 Where? 1114 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,760 Plassahssiz. 1115 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:09,040 Iā€™ll massage you to take away the pain. 1116 01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:10,640 One moreā€¦ 1117 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,680 - Hurts? - Not much. 1118 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,720 I once sat on a porcupine. 1119 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,520 It was about the same. 1120 01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:23,040 Are your fingers all better? Coz tonight isā€¦ 1121 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:24,960 The wedding night! 1122 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,240 Youā€™re so fun. 1123 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,720 Wedding night. 1124 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,960 Am I interrupting? 1125 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,040 No, I was just leaving. 1126 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,560 Slam the door? 1127 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,600 Tonight is the wedding night. 1128 01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,200 Funny, isnā€™t it, Iznogoud? 1129 01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,520 Very. And so clever! 1130 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,880 Tonight is the night, tra-la-la-la-la... 1131 01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,440 What? Our army is coming? 1132 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:05,880 They might already be at the door. 1133 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,480 Nice dress, huh? 1134 01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,000 - Theyā€™ll destroy everything! - Yes, I know. 1135 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:12,400 And the hairā€¦ 1136 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,440 Pullmankar will kill everyone! 1137 01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,040 Yes, and the two of us will be free! 1138 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:22,040 But the Caliph is a good kind man. 1139 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,880 Sweet... 1140 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:27,040 He didnā€™t kidnap us, he doesnā€™t even know who we are. 1141 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,480 We gotta stop the slaughter! 1142 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,640 Too late! The countdown has begun. 1143 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,440 You canā€™t do that! 1144 01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,400 - Donā€™t do it! - ā€œDonā€™t do it!ā€ 1145 01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,840 Quiet, woman! 1146 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,600 You should keep that on her. 1147 01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:46,840 Donā€™t piss me off today. 1148 01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:50,880 You stay here, Iā€™ll be back. 1149 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,520 Soon all this will be ours! 1150 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,640 And nowā€¦ to Harun! 1151 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,920 We have thatā€¦ weā€™ll switch. 1152 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:15,920 Hurry, thereā€™s the line. 1153 01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:18,720 The great fakir Piknime! 1154 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:20,680 And sheik Vaclav! 1155 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,760 Instead of a gift, I wrote a cheque. 1156 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:25,840 We love cheques! 1157 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,880 Who ordered porcupines? Who ordered these? 1158 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,760 There... 1159 01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:37,600 Thanks, thatā€™s much better. 1160 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:41,560 - Toothpick? - I wonā€™t refuse. 1161 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:47,240 There you are! Have you seen Iznogoud? 1162 01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:48,600 - What about the Caliph? - Why? 1163 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,160 - Quick! - He was in the throne room. 1164 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:00,720 I am Ouz, hula hay! 1165 01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,640 And Iā€™m OuzmoutousouloubouloubombĆŖ! 1166 01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,320 Just donā€™t overdo itā€¦ 1167 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,280 I wonā€™t complainā€¦ 1168 01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:37,520 - He was here. - Heā€™s gone. 1169 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:42,840 Caliph! Is he taking a nap? 1170 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,240 You wake him up. 1171 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:46,040 I donā€™t have the balls. 1172 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:46,800 Sorryā€¦ 1173 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,720 - What is it? - You forgot? 1174 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:51,000 What? 1175 01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:52,640 Youā€™re getting married! 1176 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,840 I had a good napā€¦ 1177 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,880 Quick! 1178 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,400 The turbanā€¦ 1179 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,960 The wedding dance has began, hurry! 1180 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,720 Like the proverb: 1181 01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:22,040 ā€œIf the moon is full, itā€™s not a quarter'' 1182 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,520 Here, hurryā€¦ here we are. 1183 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,120 Where do you keep your money? 1184 01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:28,640 Got it! 1185 01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,000 Glory to the liberator! 1186 01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,880 Pullmankar the bloothristy! 1187 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:44,320 Are they married? 1188 01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:47,000 Not yet. 1189 01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:49,960 Is there any food left? 1190 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:54,240 I donā€™t really know... 1191 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:55,840 Take us there, quick! 1192 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:59,240 But quietlyā€¦ it's important that you stay completly quiet. 1193 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,500 Quiet, quiet, quiet! 1194 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:26,640 Good thing you told them to be quiet, bossā€¦ 1195 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760 Dear friends, 1196 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,840 the ceremony is about to begin. 1197 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:00,960 Wait! 1198 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,000 Letā€™s put your armor on! 1199 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,080 And the leftā€¦ 1200 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:10,200 Enough! They are too heavy. 1201 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,160 Itā€™s our turn. 1202 01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,800 Izno, I have to tell you somethingā€¦ 1203 01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:19,000 Who wears the pants here? Letā€™s go, woman. 1204 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:21,360 Always whiningā€¦ 1205 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:40,160 Pullmankar is attacking! Pullmankar is attacking! 1206 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:44,200 - Heā€™s not moving his hips right... - Now youā€™re a dance expert? 1207 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,160 I am the only one with rhythm here. 1208 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:07,840 Prehti-Ouhman, dear, 1209 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:11,320 say ā€œyesā€ and tonight weā€™ll be in the royal chambers. 1210 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:14,040 Have you ever done it in there? 1211 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,960 Well, yeah... 1212 01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:19,360 30... 40... 50 time, a lot of times! 1213 01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,240 Come on, come on, theyā€™re waiting! 1214 01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,640 Maybe 200 times... 1215 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:35,320 We proceed to marry of our beloved Caliph 1216 01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:38,800 the ruler of all believes, and his new wife, 1217 01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:42,320 who will therefore become number 250. 1218 01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:44,520 250 is an important number. 1219 01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,360 How touchingā€¦ 1220 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,360 If anyone has any objections, 1221 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:52,360 say it now or be quiet forever! 1222 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:06,920 We canā€™t feed them all! 1223 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,360 - Is the platter gold? - No! 1224 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:15,000 Yes, with 3 rubies! 1225 01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:16,600 Chicken? 1226 01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:18,120 No, peacock. 1227 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:23,120 Bum-bum-bum, youā€™re all dead! 1228 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:24,440 Savages! 1229 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,360 I object! 1230 01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:26,640 Daddy! 1231 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:29,880 Waitā€¦ 1232 01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:32,120 You gotta put on the medalā€¦ 1233 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:34,480 Perfect! 1234 01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,640 Help him up! 1235 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:03,560 Pity, you missed the dance. 1236 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:07,760 So you wanted to marry my daughter without my permission? 1237 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:12,440 -Your daughter? - Yes, my daughter. 1238 01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,080 My only daughter! 1239 01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:17,240 But cousin, I donā€™t even know your daughter! 1240 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:19,080 Leave some for me! 1241 01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,240 You donā€™t know my daughter? 1242 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,440 Are you mocking me? 1243 01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:25,840 Off with his head! 1244 01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:29,040 Iā€™ll impale you on a stake! Iā€™ll rip your tounge out! 1245 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:30,520 And balls! 1246 01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:33,160 Where is she? 1247 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,640 Where is my daughter? 1248 01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:41,000 Hush! 1249 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,920 There she isā€¦ The bride. 1250 01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:47,360 No, no, thatā€™s Prehti-Ouhman, 1251 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,360 her servant. 1252 01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:52,000 Prehti-Ouhman, where is she? 1253 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,480 Daddy! 1254 01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:56,880 Daddy! 1255 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:59,240 What have you done, Prehti-Ouhman, my child? 1256 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:03,000 Dear Iznogoud, am I getting married or not getting married? 1257 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,320 Give me a break, damn it! 1258 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:08,800 The party is off! My daughter has been kidnapped! 1259 01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:18,640 Daddy! 1260 01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:21,120 Plassahssiz! My princess! 1261 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:24,440 Child! Who did this to you? 1262 01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:40,600 What? You? 1263 01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:44,320 You simple Vizier, common worm, 1264 01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:46,880 you disgusting catterpillerā€¦ 1265 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:49,080 with smelly feet... 1266 01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:50,560 Yes! 1267 01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:54,560 You dare touch a Sultanā€™s daughterā€¦ 1268 01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:03,080 So.. 1269 01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:06,040 ...she is your daughter? 1270 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:11,240 We switched places in case we got into trouble. 1271 01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:14,600 You are wise like your father. 1272 01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:18,720 But our kidnapper is the nicest, sweetest, 1273 01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:21,120 most generous man I know. 1274 01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:22,240 Who is he! 1275 01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:30,520 True love, how touchingā€¦ 1276 01:28:36,960 --> 01:28:40,400 Tie him to my dromedar. Heā€™s my prisoner. 1277 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,280 Youā€™ll find out where I got my nickname. 1278 01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:46,200 Wait! 1279 01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:49,440 Kouz... mouz... 1280 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:52,560 What the heck is his name?! 1281 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:01,800 So we are getting married? 1282 01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:06,280 250th time really is special! 1283 01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:08,360 Kiss me! 1284 01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:36,840 Cheer! 1285 01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:47,440 Dear cousin! 1286 01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:59,560 But, whyyyy? Whyyyy? Whyyyyyyy? 1287 01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:04,960 No, no, genies! Help! 1288 01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:07,040 Donā€™t leave me! 1289 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:09,560 I am Grand Vizier Iznogoud! 1290 01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:12,240 One day I will be Caliph instead of the Caliph! 1291 01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,440 Pullmankar is attacking! Pullmankar is attacking! 1292 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,760 Pullmankar is attacking! 1293 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:17,400 Serves him right! 1294 01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:32,840 You donā€™t go to the movies? 1295 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:27,000 Not the camille! Not again! 1296 01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:44,680 - I have a headache. Why? - You were thinking. 1297 01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:45,560 That's it! 85740

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