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[Bruce] What about me
isn't enough for Lena?
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Is it that
I sometimes skip leg day?
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Is it my veneers?
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Is it that gray hair I found?
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Is it because
I say "to-may-toes,"
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and she says "to-mah-toes"?
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I mean, is that enough
to call the whole thing off?
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Ugh! My dude,
I'm just here to get you
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to sign the time card
for Sophia's internship.
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[Bruce] What am I even
still doing in this city?
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What am I even
still doing in this city?
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I don't need this place.
[chomps] I bet without me
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that stupid paper's
gone up in flames.
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- [dramatic music playing]
- [Clayface as Perry growling]
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- [malicious music playing]
- [laughs evilly]
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Some might call us
a gossip rag.
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But I say,
"From rags to riches!"
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I can't believe we swept
the Muckraker awards.
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Suck my ass, TMZ.
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Quality journalism
always floats to the top.
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Goldie and Betty
went to the American Girl store
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in Fawcett City so Bane's
getting toe the fuck up.
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[Clayface as Perry chuckles]
Delicious.
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[Bane gagging]
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[flapping lips]
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Stupid, dumb Daily Planet.
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- [laser crackling]
- Whoa!
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Whoa! What's happening?
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[crackling]
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[both laughing]
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- [Clayface as Perry grunts]
- [rumbling]
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[rumbling continues]
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[both yelling]
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[Joker grunts]
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[Lois gasping]
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Shit. Ow, ow! Hot, hot, hot.
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Sweet Cronkite's ghost!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[lasers zapping]
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This has to be the work of...
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- ...Lena?
- [dramatic music playing]
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Huh. Guessing you two
broke up then.
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[jubilant music playing]
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[dramatic music playing]
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No. No, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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[young Lex gasps] Ah, you...
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You ruined it.
You're such an idiot.
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A stupid little idiot.
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No, I... I can fix it. [gasps]
It was an accident.
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You were an accident.
Mom and Dad always say so.
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[sobs] I just wanted
to play with Metropolis.
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It's my Metropolis,
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and you're not allowed
near it ever again.
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[young Lena gasps]
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Hmm. Little higher, Nigel.
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And... There we go.
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[melancholy music playing]
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- [dramatic music playing]
- Ooh, I have great lips.
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Isn't it something, Brainy?
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I mean, I did
what you tried to do,
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[chuckling] only, way better.
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Far more fun lording
over a bottled city
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when the people aren't frozen.
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Please, I beg of you. Kill me.
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[chuckles] Oh, sweetie.
I wish I could.
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But what if I need you?
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I am not really a tech gal.
That is all you.
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Now, where is he?
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He was supposed
to be transferred
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to Stryker's Island,
but the automatons
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couldn't find him there.
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Automatons!
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[evilly] Get me my brother.
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[Poison Ivy]
Lena actually did it.
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She bottled the damn city.
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You never underestimate
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a middle-aged woman
with a clear goal.
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[Harley grunting, yelling]
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Ugh. Oh, no.
She's rage-smashing.
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- [Harley grunting]
- Hey, babe?
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Uh, just checking in. How...
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- How are you feeling?
- [Harley panting]
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Must. Kill. Lena!
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I... I know.
I know I want that too.
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But I think you need
to check yourself
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before you wreck another car.
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She murdered Frank!
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Basically murdered my dad,
tried to murder me,
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probably gonna murder
everyone in Metropolis,
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and she tried to drive
a wedge between us
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and murder our relationship.
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Ah! She tried.
She did not succeed, right?
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Nothing can break us up, hon.
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I mean, can you imagine
the meltdown on the Internet
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if we did? I mean...
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But that's not happening
because when we have a problem,
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we work through it.
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Just promise you will never
hold a grudge against me
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that you keep
inside for decades
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till it festers long enough
that you bottle up
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an entire city for revenge.
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I mean, that is an incredibly
specific situation.
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But sure, yes.
I will not do that.
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We'll stop Lena,
the only way we know how.
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- Together.
- And me too.
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Wow. I really forgot
she was here.
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You know? Sure.
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The classic trio
of Harley, Ivy and Sharon.
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- Hooray!
- Oh, my God.
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Okay. We need to find
a way onto the Skull Ship,
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but Lena destroyed
the only teleporter.
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Can't we just,
like, fly up there?
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Okay, first we gotta
figure out where it is.
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Hmm. A ship like that must have
advanced cloaking technology.
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We need someone inside
to deactivate it.
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How the hell did you know that?
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You never wanna listen to me.
But I know things.
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I know youse two were
in a relationship rut,
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and that's why you moved
to Metropolis.
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- How did you...?
- Holy shit!
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And I know, right now,
I wish that guy, 24, was real,
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- because 24 can do anything.
- Immediately unhelpful again.
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You're talking
about Kiefer Sutherland?
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Yeah, yeah.
That's who I said. 24!
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A real freak, who always knows
how to get out of a jam.
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[gasps] I know just
the freak to call.
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[dramatic music playing]
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- [people screaming]
- [automaton 1] Where is Lex?
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Where is Lex?
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We need to save the city.
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We need to get your signature
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- on this internship form.
- [Bruce grunting]
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Seriously. We're on
a deadline here.
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- Ugh. Fine.
- [automaton 2 crackling]
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[automaton 3] Where is Lex?
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I have no idea. Let me go.
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- That's your signature?
- [dentures clattering]
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- It's like two scribbly marks.
- [automaton 4 crackling]
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Can't even see a W.
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- [cables crackling]
- This is a signature.
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[Bruce grunting]
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You just drew a clown face.
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- [grunts]
- Exactly.
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- [explosive beeping]
- It's fun, hard to replicate
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and to the point.
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[automaton 5 whirring]
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- [dramatic music playing]
- Hey, Lois.
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[Lois] Uh. [gasps] Oh.
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Damn it. My purse is in there.
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- [yells]
- [Bruce grunts, gasps]
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I didn't pee myself.
This is soup.
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- [automaton 6 whirring]
- [Lois] Whoa!
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Bruce, the automatons
are destroying...
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- [Joker grunts]
- [Lois] ...everything
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and everyone in their path
to find Lex.
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Of course.
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This was about her brother
this whole time.
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- Not about me.
- [Lois gasps]
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[angrily] She just hates
all men because of Lex.
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[chuckles] Whatever gets you
through the night, Big Guy.
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- [explosion]
- Bruce, how do we end this?
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Our best bet is to head
to Wayne Tower
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- for supplies.
- [cables crackling]
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Oh, good. Then I can
hand in this form.
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[chuckles] Hey, Lois.
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What's your signature
look like?
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Now that's a John Hancock.
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Thanks. I took
an autograph class online.
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- [Harley] Mom.
- [Sharon] I got it.
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[Harley] Would you just
let me get him? Come on.
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[Sharon] I said I got it.
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Wow. [chuckles]
So this is it. The Batcave.
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Batman's secret lair.
We're just in it.
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[chuckles] Wow.
We got a giant penny.
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- [Harley and Sharon grunting]
- Okay.
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Bloodied up Robin suit
that smells... [sniffs]
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horrific.
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A dinosaur animatronic,
did not see that coming.
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Wait a second. Is that
the only fridge in this space?
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- Yep.
- [Poison Ivy] Oh, my God.
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Fits like three sandwiches.
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Look, Batman's obsessed
with his weight.
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He won't keep anything in here
that might "tempt" him.
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- Huh.
- Who's Batman?
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Oh, my God, Mom.
You don't know who Batman is?
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I can't keep up
with all your lovers
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- and their fetishes.
- [keyboard clacking]
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It is not a fetish.
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He dresses up as a bat
in a skintight suit
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and wrestles people.
And you know what?
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Wow, you're right.
It is a fetish.
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[dramatic music playing]
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- [Bruce grunting]
- [Lois yells]
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Oh, shit.
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Shit, shit. No.
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[screams]
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- Get away! Stop. Stop it.
- [Joker grunts]
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Harley, what are you doing
calling me on my...
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- Poison Ivy and I...
- And me. Your mother.
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...knew Batman had
the tech to contact you, Bruce.
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- A separate person.
- [Bruce grunting]
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Uh, right. Of course.
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He has a line to contact me
because I... pay Batman.
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Fucking corporate shill.
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[Bruce grunting]
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Harley, Lena's willing
to destroy the city
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in search of Lex.
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We need to find him first.
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No, we have him.
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All this started
with a sibling rivalry,
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and the only way to end it is
a sibling reconciliation.
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Hmm. This is why I'm glad
my parents paid
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to make me an only child.
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- Holy shit.
- Hi, Sharon here.
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Hate to ask, but what happens
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once Lex is
in the same room as Lena?
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Good question? [grunts]
What's your plan, Harley?
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Not sure.
Lex will figure it out.
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Yeah... [coughs]
Hold... hold up.
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Your plan is for Lex
to have a plan.
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Anyone have a better plan?
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[lasers shooting in distance]
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Ah, then it's settled.
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We're going with my plan
for Lex to have a plan.
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Once Lex wakes up here,
he'll know what to do.
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Lex is in the Batcave?
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You put a Bat-bag over his head
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so he can't see
anything, right?
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- Yes...
- [Lex groans]
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Bruce, you gotta turn off
the Skull's cloaking device
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and then we'll use
your rocket to get aboard.
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Dude doesn't have a rocket.
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I mean, the whole thing is
disappointing.
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No, but we have
something better.
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Listen up.
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Metropolis Wayne Tower was
working on a device for Batman
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called the Bat-Radia, that jams
electromagnetic signals.
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It can depower the Skull Ship's
cloaking device.
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Is that what Sophia's
been working on
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in her "summer internship"?
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Don't love you using teenagers
to make weapons,
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but at least she's
learning a trade.
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Can you just... Can I finish?
244
00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,151
[chuckles] Sorry. My b.
245
00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,819
[Bruce] Then the Batcomputer
can activate
246
00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,320
the Wayne satellites'
tractor beams
247
00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,698
to pull the Skull Ship
down to Earth's atmosphere.
248
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,907
I just have to circle back.
249
00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,660
You keep the Bat-Radia
clipped to your belt?
250
00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,620
What, you got your inhaler
on there, too?
251
00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,539
Ignoring that.
And then Harley, Ivy, and Lex
252
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,416
can board the Batplane
to reach the Skull Ship.
253
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,002
Hey, actually, I didn't love
that inhaler joke.
254
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,086
How about...
255
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,088
What, are you wearing
tube socks and sandals too?
256
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,883
[chuckles] Lois.
Fantastic punch up.
257
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,509
Thanks. Means a lot
coming from you.
258
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,888
- Honestly.
- Ugh, can you please...
259
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,640
Uh, Harls? Yoo...
Yoo-hoo. He's awake.
260
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,767
Uh, let me
call you back, Bruce.
261
00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,268
I have to, uh...
[clears throat] pee.
262
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,936
- Don't wanna get a UTI.
- [keyboard clacking]
263
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,522
So this is the famed Batcave.
264
00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,399
I have a penny
twice that size, and...
265
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,320
- Wait. Is that the only fridge?
- Yes. What is up with that?
266
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,529
You can only fit, like, what?
267
00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,864
- Three sandwiches?
- Three sandwiches.
268
00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,533
- That's what I said.
- Hey! we need to focus.
269
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:37,868
Lex, take a look at Metropolis.
270
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,495
[dramatic music playing]
271
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,496
[gasps]
272
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,830
[people screaming faintly]
273
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,749
Hold up.
This is what my baby sister
274
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,376
has done to my city?
275
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,169
Yes, and you've
got to stop her.
276
00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,712
No, she's dead to me.
277
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,881
After all, who do you think
sent me to prison?
278
00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,508
- [both] Lois.
- ...was her pawn.
279
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:56,637
Lena leaked the documents.
Lois only published the expose.
280
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,806
Holy shit. Well, that puts
a real asterisk
281
00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,099
on her beloved Pulitzer.
282
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,769
Why do you need me?
Shouldn't Superman stop this?
283
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,397
I kinda convinced him
to go on sabbatical.
284
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,272
[static crackles]
285
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,568
Hi, it's me, Lena,
your new ruler.
286
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,404
Isn't this city
so much more fab
287
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,989
now that you're all
in a little tiny bottle?
288
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,658
- Anyways...
- [Bane grunting]
289
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,577
I'm looking for my brother,
but he's nowhere to be found.
290
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,664
And if I can't find him,
I'll be so disappointed,
291
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,917
and I get antsy
when I'm disappointed.
292
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:27,918
- [rumbling]
- [people screaming]
293
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,461
[Lena laughing evilly]
294
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,881
Okay, toodle-oo for now.
295
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,633
Get me in a room
with my baby sister.
296
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,095
I hate Lena,
but I love my city more.
297
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,806
I mean, who do you think of
when you think of Metropolis?
298
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,558
- Superman?
- Okay, but then who?
299
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,436
Um, maybe Lois, or Jimmy?
300
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,021
- Jimmy, get real.
- Oh, wait, wait.
301
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,856
What's the guy's name
with the cape?
302
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,607
- Cal Something.
- Kal-El?
303
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,443
That's Superman, Mom.
304
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,570
- Do you want my help or not?
- [Batcomputer beeping]
305
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,946
[Lex grunts]
306
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,906
[grunts] You said
you'd call back.
307
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,242
Sorry. Turns out
I also had to... shit.
308
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,952
- We're running out of time.
- [people screaming]
309
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,162
People are turning
on each other.
310
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,289
There's a bunch of...
I don't know
311
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,206
what you'd call them.
312
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,917
- Uh, bottle deniers?
- [people shouting]
313
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,461
Well, that's what happens
when you eliminate
314
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,296
- quality journalism.
- [call disconnects]
315
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,465
We gotta get
on the ship pronto.
316
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,591
First we have to make a stop.
317
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,884
Oh, I hope it's to grab food.
318
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,844
'Cause I ate
those three fridge sandwiches,
319
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,346
- and I'm still starving.
- Oh, my God, Mom!
320
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,806
- Sweet shit, Sharon.
- Who is she again?
321
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,157
- [dramatic music playing]
- [lasers firing]
322
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,646
[Bat-Radia beeping]
323
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,315
The Bat-Radia's Bat-activated.
324
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,526
[laughs] Man,
that sounded so dorky.
325
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,527
[chuckling] Yeah.
326
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,364
You're lucky Batman didn't
hear you say that.
327
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,698
[beeping continues]
328
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,325
[beams shooting]
329
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,328
[dramatic music playing]
330
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,042
- [ship rumbling]
- [glass clanking]
331
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:51,960
Oh. [gasping]
332
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,546
What in the whole
wide world of fuck?
333
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,007
[whooshing]
334
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,842
Monitor says
the Skull's reached
335
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,053
Earth's thermosphere.
So we should be good.
336
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,181
See, Harley. You wasted
all that time getting PhDs,
337
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,850
when you could've been
the first female pilot.
338
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,144
Mom there are
a ton of female pilots.
339
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,105
Huh, not in any airline I fly.
340
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,148
Oh, my God, Mom.
You can't say stuff like that.
341
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,024
What?
342
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,360
[lounge music
playing on speakers]
343
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,529
Well... [sighs] Lex.
344
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:22,199
- Haven't seen you in a bit.
- No, no. I... I mean, yeah.
345
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,201
- Yep.
- Yep, yep, yep.
346
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,161
[sighs] So, um...
347
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,997
What, uh, pray tell,
is in the box?
348
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:32,376
Well, uh, the box. [chuckling]
349
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,545
The ultimate weapon
to take down Lena.
350
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:38,007
Cool. Cool. Is it, like,
a grenade or laser-
351
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,969
- Oh, you'll see.
- Okay.
352
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:46,515
Um, your hair.
It's redder than usual.
353
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,434
Oh, my God, that's so funny.
No one noticed. [chuckles]
354
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,602
You know, people think
that bald men
355
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,645
don't appreciate hair,
356
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,064
but it's all
we ever think about.
357
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,317
[dramatic music playing]
358
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,698
[Batplane whirring]
359
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:03,991
Listen, you stay here.
360
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,743
I'm not losing
both my parents this week.
361
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,077
Okay.
362
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,455
Hey, will you see if they have
any decaf green tea?
363
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,706
Mom, mom, mom!
364
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,877
Okay, it could be
caffeinated, sheesh.
365
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,879
What the fu... Ugh.
366
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,796
It's you two.
367
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,048
Shouldn't you be dead?
368
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,717
Ugh. Just grab
your stupid plant
369
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,843
and leave me alone.
370
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,387
Her name is Frankette,
and we'll take her
371
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,347
right after you're dead.
372
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,557
It's time to stop
this shit, Lena.
373
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,268
Stop? Stop. [laughing]
374
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,021
- Nothing can stop me, honey.
- [energy warbling]
375
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,274
- [dramatic music playing]
- [both gasp]
376
00:13:37,227 --> 00:13:39,151
[Lena gasps]
377
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,406
Hello, little baby sister.
378
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,541
[man yells]
379
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,453
Okay. I've waited
long enough for someone
380
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,871
to be the voice of reason,
381
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,749
but clearly I've got
to step the fuck up.
382
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,793
Lois, call Superman.
383
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,169
What? You don't trust Harley?
384
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,297
Oh. [chuckles] Oh, yeah.
I'm sure her gymnastics skills
385
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,841
and her short shorts will
save us all.
386
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,967
Come on!
387
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,512
I think our odds
will be significantly up
388
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,181
if we had a guy
with the powers of a God.
389
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,725
Wouldn't you rather have,
you know, maybe,
390
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,477
Batman come save us?
391
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,311
- [Lois chuckles]
- Batman?
392
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,979
The hell is Batman gonna do
in space?
393
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,981
Take down a rocket
with a Batarang?
394
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,525
Who's even seen Batman lately?
395
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,610
Maybe he's on a personal quest
to cultivate balance
396
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,987
with a life and happiness
outside his career for once.
397
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,532
Lois! Call your boyfriend.
398
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,868
Oh! Oh, you're saying
you want little old Lois
399
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,537
to get her big,
strong boyfriend
400
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,538
to save us all?
401
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,248
Jesus Christ.
402
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,165
Yes!
403
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,001
Well, I don't know
where he is, okay?
404
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,628
When he went on sabbatical,
so did we.
405
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:43,007
I was just so sick
of always needing him.
406
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,758
He left me this watch
I can press
407
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,135
when I'm ready to talk.
408
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,386
It sends out a signal that'll
have him here in seconds.
409
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,972
But, you know, I don't think
I'm quite there yet.
410
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,016
You asshole!
I said I wasn't there yet.
411
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,977
[grand music playing]
412
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,522
Huh. He, uh, should've
been here by now.
413
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,440
[chuckling] Hmm.
414
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,567
My communicator isn't
working either.
415
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,693
Okay, when this is all over,
416
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,529
I'm seeing Clock King
about upping my watch game.
417
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,906
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We're screwed.
418
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,241
How am I gonna get to Superman?
419
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,870
A minute ago, you said
you didn't want to need him.
420
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,038
That was when I knew
I could get him.
421
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,539
Now that I can't get him,
I need him.
422
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:18,709
Ugh, you
and your messy relationships.
423
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,378
Me and my SO, we're like this.
424
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,380
- Shut the fuck up, Joker.
- Jesus.
425
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,466
Bruce, you must have
something that would work.
426
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,509
Let's go into your Tower,
and... and see what you got.
427
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,011
- [Bat-Radia beeping]
- Uh-oh.
428
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,222
- [beeping faster]
- Get down!
429
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:35,351
So I might have left out
that there is this glitch
430
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,561
with the Bat-Radia
where it might possibly
431
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,480
overpower all electronics
in the radius
432
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,564
- and blow them out.
- What?
433
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,691
That's a pretty damning
glitch, Bruce.
434
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,525
Don't blame me.
435
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,235
Blame the 16-year-old
who made it.
436
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,154
Hey, that's my daughter.
437
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,239
We've lost all communication
in Metropolis.
438
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,574
We're in the Dark Ages.
439
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,993
The Dark Ages...
440
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,704
I know exactly
where we have to go.
441
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,915
[menacing music playing]
442
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,500
I've been looking for you.
443
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:02,461
Uh, what do you think?
Pretty impressive, huh?
444
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,339
Mmm-hmm. It looks just like it.
445
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,591
Like what?
446
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,593
- This.
- [Lena gasps]
447
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,220
The hell is that?
448
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,722
That's the ultimate weapon
to take Lena down?
449
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,182
A fucking model train?
450
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,225
- Right?
- Excellent.
451
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,352
You don't want
to rule Metropolis.
452
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,355
What you want is
to play with my toys,
453
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,774
just like you were
never allowed to do
454
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,151
when we were kids.
455
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,237
[Lena gasps]
456
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,490
[sentimental music playing]
457
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:34,201
[music fades out]
458
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,552
- [dramatic music playing]
- [Lena laughing]
459
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,625
You think that's
what it's about?
460
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,711
I don't wanna play
with your toys.
461
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:48,590
I want to destroy them.
Like you always destroyed me,
462
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,758
making me feel lesser.
463
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,136
an afterthought
in the great name of Luthors
464
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,763
when I should've been
the only thought.
465
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,974
[breaths deeply]
466
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,934
You've always lorded
over me Lex.
467
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:02,646
- Time for me to lord over you.
- [Hyper-Ray activating]
468
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,398
Lena, what are you doing?
469
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,983
- Calm down. Lena.
- Oh, shit, shit, shit.
470
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,192
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.
471
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,823
- Oh, fuck!
- [Lex] Lena, please.
472
00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:11,822
[Harley gasps]
473
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,032
So what happens next?
474
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,366
Uh, you mean with you two?
475
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,370
No. Well, yes, but you shrink
Lex and lord over him.
476
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,080
- Then what?
- Well...
477
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,999
Then, I'm a God.
478
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,335
'Cause that worked out
for this guy over here, huh?
479
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,669
- [Brainiac] I...
- [Harley] Fucking a bunch...
480
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,046
- of dead monkey bones.
- [Brainiac] ...Want. To. Die.
481
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,714
[Lena] Ugh.
482
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,257
[dramatic music playing]
483
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,134
[Jimmy screams, gasps]
484
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,053
[automaton 7] Where is Lex?
485
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,512
[Jimmy screams]
486
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,682
Perchance instead of Lex,
I offer you a monologue.
487
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,518
Now is the winter
of our discontent-
488
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,686
- [automaton 7 whirring]
- [Clayface as Perry yells]
489
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,146
What if I gave up Bane?
490
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,565
You are a Judas!
491
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,151
[both grunt, gasp]
492
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:53,238
[grunts] Ow! Shit. That hurt.
493
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,823
You guys just do that normally?
494
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:58,702
Lois! How dare you step foot
in here after you disgraced
495
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,871
these hallowed halls
by quitting?
496
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,164
Morse code machines.
497
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,751
I used them once when I wanted
to send, um, certain messages
498
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,211
to, um, to Superman.
499
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,047
- On company time?
- Nobody's talking to you, man.
500
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,090
The tech's so ancient,
501
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,299
the blast shouldn't have
destroyed it,
502
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,467
and the ship won't detect it.
503
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,469
But Superman could hear
the transmissions.
504
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,472
[chuckles] That is some
old-school sexting.
505
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,724
- Big ups.
- Respect, Miss Lane.
506
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,976
I'll take this
in the other room.
507
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,813
[chuckling] Dot, dot, dash.
508
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:29,400
See, Lena? What's the point
in being a God
509
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,568
if you have no one
to share it with?
510
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,780
Wait, you want me
to share with this asshole
511
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,740
who wouldn't even share
his toys with me?
512
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,367
Oh, get over yourself.
513
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,661
You know how kids are
who go bald at seven.
514
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,205
Lex, why didn't you want
to share with Lena?
515
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,707
Ooh, you're so good, babe.
516
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,252
Oh, please. My one rule was
she couldn't touch my trains.
517
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,629
Lex, why didn't you wanna
share with Lena?
518
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,715
This is asinine.
I'm not gonna-
519
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,299
Why didn't you wanna share
with Lena?
520
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,552
- People liked her, okay?
- [Lena gasps]
521
00:18:56,553 --> 00:19:00,389
They were drawn to you,
your charm, your sense of ease.
522
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,100
I never had that. I had
to make people respect me.
523
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:06,270
But you...
People just liked you.
524
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,604
So I had to drag you down.
525
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,275
Lena, how does it feel
hearing your brother say that?
526
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,444
Uh, it... [sighs]
It makes me sad.
527
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,404
- Holy shit!
- Why?
528
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,866
Because we...
We just wasted so much time.
529
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,451
I mean, who knows
what we could have done
530
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,202
if... if we were a team.
531
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:26,081
We'd have a lot more
than just Metropolis.
532
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,125
[sentimental music playing]
533
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:31,128
Wow, we are
a very good therapist.
534
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,881
Fuck Metropolis.
Harley's right.
535
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,965
Exactly.
536
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,634
- Lex, we should work together.
- Say what now?
537
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,095
To take over
the fucking universe.
538
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,013
[gasps] Fuck.
539
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,097
[Brainiac gasps] Huh?
540
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,434
We, uh, might be
too good of a therapist.
541
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,354
Uh, okay. Let's
maybe circle back to-
542
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,147
[Harley and Poison Ivy grunt]
543
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,648
[Lex] It's your party, sis.
544
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:52,900
What would you like
to do with them?
545
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,360
I mean, taking over
the universe is
546
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,236
such a big idea.
I just thought, maybe,
547
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,571
we would start small.
548
00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,532
[chuckling] Clever turn
of phrase.
549
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,409
Wherever did you learn
to speak like that?
550
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,745
I suppose I went fishing
in the deep end
551
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,121
of the Luthor gene pool.
552
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,289
[both chuckling]
553
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,083
Can you believe
they're talking like this?
554
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,292
It's weird, right?
555
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,919
Like, do you think
they're gonna, like, fuck?
556
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,880
- Why don't you do the honors?
- I have a better idea.
557
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,051
- Let's do it together.
- [Hyper-Ray cocks]
558
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,719
[Hyper-Ray activating]
559
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,721
Hey, youse got
a can in this joint?
560
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,932
If I don't take a piss soon
I'm gonna get a UTI.
561
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,519
[yells]
562
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,689
[all panting]
563
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,149
- [Harley yelps]
- Misery needs company.
564
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,192
You asshole!
565
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,361
You psychotic monster!
566
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:40,072
Uh, I just pissed on myself.
567
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,949
Nothing left to do but wait.
568
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,369
Shouldn't be long, though.
[clears throat]
569
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,037
[sighs] You want some?
570
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,832
Mmm. A moment on the lips,
forever on the hips.
571
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,543
You know, men can have
eating disorders, too.
572
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,837
It's a real issue
in the superhero community.
573
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,714
I was working
on an article about it
574
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,966
before Perry threw it out
and changed the paper.
575
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,051
Then maybe it's time
to change the paper again
576
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,929
by making you editor-in-chief
of the Daily Planet.
577
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,640
- If that's what you want.
- Really? How would you do that?
578
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:07,933
It's funny. I just remembered
579
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,643
I bought this newspaper
a few years ago.
580
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,396
- The whole paper?
- It's like a reflex with me.
581
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,564
[Poison Ivy] Oh, God.
We're gonna die in here.
582
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,190
- I can't die in here.
- [Harley grunting]
583
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,608
Eh, there are worse ways to go.
584
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,986
Really, Sharon?
Than starving to death,
585
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:22,239
shrunk inside a bottle,
on a spaceship? Pray tell.
586
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,576
Look on the bright side.
At least it's a fun obituary.
587
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,953
- [Harley grunting]
- [tense music playing]
588
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,497
You started all this,
snap out of it
589
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,958
- and figure out how to save us.
- [Brainiac] Hmm?
590
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,294
[Harley sobbing]
591
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,921
- Harley.
- This is all my fault.
592
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,590
[sobbing] I'm the one
who wanted us
593
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,301
to move to Metropolis,
and if we hadn't,
594
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,261
Lena would've...
Wouldn't have succeeded,
595
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,096
and we'd still be
eating food in bed
596
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,765
back in Gotham.
597
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:48,932
No, sweetie.
598
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,602
Lena was gonna do this
with or without you.
599
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,854
But she's not gonna
get away with it, right?
600
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:54,938
This isn't over yet.
601
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:58,109
I just wanted things
to be perfect.
602
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,406
[sighs] Me too.
603
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,951
[Morse clicking, beeping]
604
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,707
[Lois] I need you.
605
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,087
[somber music playing]
606
00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:21,687
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