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Whoever did this wanted
us to find the body.
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Most likely moved from another
location and dumped here.
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- Who would do this?
- Someone from Birch Creek.
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How do you figure?
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Call it a hunch.
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Not exactly 'The Case
of the Speckled Band'.
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Uh?
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The notoriously difficult
Sherlock Holmes mystery.
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Not a reading crowd, I guess.
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So you going to the big game, Glen?
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You bet. Go, Eagles!
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- Go, Eagles!
- Ah, yeah!
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Go, the Eagles.
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- Well, see ya.
- Yeah, sure.
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I forgot how football
crazy this town is.
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Yeah, well, the Eagles do
look damn good this season.
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Brand-new QB transferred in
from a high school in Texas.
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Cannon for an arm. Birch
Creek is going down!
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They think they're so great over there
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'cause they have a
Sam's Club and a Costco.
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Come on. Where's your school spirit?
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It's rivalry week.
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I'm supposed to get excited
about gerrymandered city lines
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that determine what colour
sweatshirt we should like
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and cheer for another
town's kids to get concussed?
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Painfully clear why you sat by
yourself at lunch in high school.
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Speaking of the old days,
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the short cut to the police station
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doesn't happen to
still be there, does it?
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The hole in the fence in the alley?
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No, they fixed that,
like, five years ago.
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Last one to the station buys lunch!
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I didn't agree to this wager!
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Neat place. You come here a lot?
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No. That's kind of the
point, on account of the...
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Sensitive nature of
this transaction. Right!
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Have you tried a Neti
pot? Changed my life.
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- What?
- For your sinuses.
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You know, it's ragweed season?
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I noticed you wiping your nose a lot.
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- Don't notice things about me.
- Right.
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- Bring the photo?
- Yep.
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Here's the guy.
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- That's Jake Wilson.
- You know him?
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Eagles, star quarterback.
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This kid is the real deal.
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Yeah, well, I want him gone.
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I mean, not dead. Okay? Just... gone.
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Yeah, well. It's your money.
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- Did you get the burners?
- Yeah.
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- They're pink.
- Yes, sorry.
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That's all they had.
That and... Sponge Bob.
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Come to think of it, Sponge Bob
was more of a walkie-talkie...
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You talk too much.
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Yeah, sorry. Happens when I get nervous.
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I also get hungry. I'm thinking
about ordering something.
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Do you want to split a Cobb salad?
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One, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven and eight.
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Dude, found this taped to your locker.
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Oh, that's nothing.
That's... just a bad joke.
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Oh.
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_
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The words of my great teacher,
prima ballerina Anna Morazova.
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You can Google translate.
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Tonight, on her birthday,
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we will honour her with best
recital this town has ever seen.
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Why the sad clown face, Paige?
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Nobody's gonna come. It's
the Birch Creek game tonight.
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That's why none of the
other girls are at rehearsal.
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We will still do show.
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- You are number-one dancer now.
- Cool!
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Does not mean you are good.
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Okay, everybody listen
up. Two big announcements.
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First off: Henry's buying lunch.
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Lily, find the most
expensive place to order from.
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That would be the new
Italian place on Douglas.
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I'm not gonna use a coupon,
even though I have one.
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Is today the day I try calamari?
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No.
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You cheated and you had a head start.
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You still woulda lost.
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You're tall but you
run like Frankenstein.
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Frankenstein was the doctor.
And his footspeed was unknown.
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Yeah. I was just about to say that.
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Brother from another mother.
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You're a grown man
in a letterman jacket.
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It's Rivalry Week, baby! Yo!
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Bradley's the only player
in Eden Vale history
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to score against Birch Creek.
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- Two lousy points.
- The Immaculate Safety.
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Quarterback's in my sight,
time's expiring on the clock.
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Their O line didn't even touch me, man.
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I was like a ghost! I just ran in and...
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Yeah. I was kinda hoping
you'd all... join in.
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Sorry, Bradley.
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Second big announcement:
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Officer Szczepkowski has been
on the job for three months
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so it's time he takes
his first solo call.
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Ay! Szczepkowski!
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Wow. Really?
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Oh, no.
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I don't think this pie is ready
to come out of the oven yet.
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This is a good first solo call.
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The annoying San Francisco
couple on Ridgemont
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wants a patrol car to stop by.
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They found something
"concerning" in their yard.
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Yeah, last week they had me come over
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'cause there was a goat and
it was lookin' at 'em funny.
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The week before that a balloon
was stuck in their tree.
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You got this.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I got this.
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Thanks for coming with
me on my first solo call.
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My presence negates the solo
part, but you're welcome.
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Now, pretend I'm not here.
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Establish control,
assert your authority.
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- Be firm.
- Okay.
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Here I go.
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Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
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Hi. I'm Officer Szczepkowski,
this is Officer Ray.
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- She's not here.
- Oh.
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I'm Eben. This is my wife, Andi.
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Wow. That sounded very
antiquated and aggro.
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"My wife"? Like you're a possession?
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I forgive you.
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We moved here to spend more
meaningful time with the kids.
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Where are they?
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- What day is it?
- Friday. Why did you call...
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Finn is at soccer, Levi is at filmmaking
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and Luci's firing pots.
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- No, no, no. That's...
- No, sorry, that's Thursday.
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Sir, why did you call
us to your domicile?
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Did not have "human
remains" on my Bingo card.
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Do you think this will delay the
completion of our swimming pool?
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Of course, that's not
what's important here.
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Of course, that's not what I said.
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Okay, please don't fight.
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Louise, Henry?
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Thanks for coming to see me.
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You did the right thing, son.
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Bless you.
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Get the door, bud.
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Notice he calls a total stranger
'son' and his own son 'bud'?
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It's a figure of speech.
And he was talking to me.
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That young man is a team
mate of Jake Wilson's.
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Mark's a running back
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that Coach Grady
converted to wide receiver.
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Oh. I don't hate that.
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Kid's got wheels for a guy his size.
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- He runs a 4.6 40.
- Damn.
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- What's his yards per catch?
- I can leave and come back.
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Oh. Sorry.
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You know how Lou and
I get about football.
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Kinda like you and Star Trek.
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Remember when you were little
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you had all the toys and the bed spread.
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It was Star Blazers,
the American adaptation
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of the pioneering Japanese
anime Space Battleship Yamato.
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- Star Trek is for children.
- Yeah, of course.
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Right, sorry.
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Anyway, I've got a
new case for you guys.
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Oh! The partial human remains.
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Well, no. We're gonna
stick a pin in that.
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I got something better.
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Now, apparently, somebody broke
into Jake's host family's home,
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took a photo of him
while he was sleeping
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and then taped it to his locker
along with a threatening note.
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How is that better?
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Probably just a couple
Birch Creek knuckleheads.
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You know the drill. They
prank us, we prank them.
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Yeah, but I mean, all the same,
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this game is important to the town
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and Coach Grady is a
close personal friend.
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So I'm gonna throw everything
we have at this thing.
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Of course you are.
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- Is something wrong?
- No, no.
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Re-allocating police resources
from investigating human remains
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because somebody played a joke
on your buddy's football player,
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that feels just right.
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Okay, look, we're all on the same team.
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It's called prioritising.
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The coroner's best first guess
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is those bones are over 100 years old.
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So I am asking you to prioritise
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an actual death threat against
a currently living person.
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With this leadership
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the Argo would've been destroyed
by Desslok and Prince Zordar.
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If you'd watched Star Blazers
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you'd know that was a perfect burn.
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I can't believe he has us
doing this B.S. assignment
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for his good ol' boys.
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We are detectives, not
school crossing guards.
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That's not fair. We're
here to be detectives.
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Oh. It's okay. You can cross.
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Glass half full,
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we get to revisit our
old stomping grounds.
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Of course you're happy to be here.
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- You loved high school.
- And high school loved me.
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Class president, editor of the yearbook.
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Varsity point guard.
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Occasional girlfriend of
Bobby "The Doogs" Dougan.
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What did you ever see in him?
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The Doogs had an admirable
quality of thinking I'm awesome
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and I just couldn't resist
his teenage dirtbag vibe.
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Mechanic coveralls, work boots...
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Exactly. Why'd you even mention him?
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'Cause he's right there.
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Gah! The Doogs!
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Duck down!
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Sorry. Frankenstein. Tall.
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I knew I'd regret that.
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- Hey, Henry!
- The Doogs. Sweet ride!
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Thanks, man. Made some mods.
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Hey, sexy.
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Ew! No.
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You guys want to get high
in the groundskeeper's shed?
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- You know we're cops, right?
- You don't kiss like a cop.
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Okay, we're done.
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Mmm.
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Would you stop?
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He's quite the feather in your cap.
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Okay, it was high school.
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He said you don't kiss like a cop.
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That's present tense. Which means...
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- Louise Hickman!
- Mrs. Branch?!
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Oh, my best student.
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It is so great to see you.
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Did you know I still
use your essay on Thoreau
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in my AP English class?
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Henry.
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Mrs. Branch.
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It's so great to see that you're
still at EVHS shaping young minds.
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Yes, into unquestioning blobs
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incapable of dissent
or original thought.
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I see you're still upset about
getting a C- in my class.
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You wrote rules on an
essay on civil disobedience.
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That makes literally no sense!
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Okay, well.
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- It is great to see you.
- You too.
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There is something fundamentally
wrong with that woman.
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You're such an absolutist.
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Just because you didn't like her
doesn't make her a bad person.
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Did I ever tell you that in
high school I spread a rumour
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that Becky Simpson
hooked up with her cousin?
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Does that make me a bad person?
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Yes.
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She used to torture me!
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In seventh grade
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she made everyone on the
bus call me 'Poo' Hickman.
252
00:11:22,343 --> 00:11:24,053
In her defence that's pretty funny.
253
00:11:24,721 --> 00:11:26,164
Don't judge me.
254
00:11:26,264 --> 00:11:27,916
It's not like you got a perfect record
255
00:11:28,016 --> 00:11:29,334
with people from your past.
256
00:11:46,327 --> 00:11:50,399
So, were there any signs of
forced entry into your home?
257
00:11:50,499 --> 00:11:51,900
We're trying to figure out how
258
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,028
someone took a photo of
you while you were sleeping.
259
00:11:54,128 --> 00:11:55,822
My host family are the Mintons.
260
00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:57,073
They're real sweet people
261
00:11:57,173 --> 00:11:58,866
but they don't lock
their doors at night.
262
00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:00,577
Probably just some kids fooling around.
263
00:12:00,677 --> 00:12:02,995
Can you think of anyone
that would want to hurt you?
264
00:12:03,095 --> 00:12:05,123
Besides every D-line in the state?
265
00:12:06,141 --> 00:12:08,794
Caught your game against Millbrook.
266
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,963
Saw you toss that
linebacker like a rag doll.
267
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,798
Broke that guy's collarbone.
268
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:13,924
Bless you.
269
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,469
Honestly, the only thing I'm
worried about are my allergies.
270
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,346
Y'all got different
trees than I got in Texas.
271
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,223
We appreciate you coming out.
272
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,141
And I'm sure the note
is nothing more than
273
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,644
the handy work of some
overzealous Birch Creek fans.
274
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,521
Yeah, because they know we're
gonna kick their ass tonight!
275
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,731
Yeah!
276
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,525
Well, still, out of an
abundance of caution,
277
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,611
Big Hank is increasing police
presence at tonight's game.
278
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,196
Appreciate it.
279
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,906
And thank your dad for his concern.
280
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,451
It's good to have
friends in high places.
281
00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:40,495
That's our motto: to protect and serve...
282
00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:42,263
Big Hank's friends.
283
00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:45,416
How the hell the police get involved?
284
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:46,960
I didn't call them, Coach.
285
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,505
You need to keep a low profile in town.
286
00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:52,799
No drinking, no partying,
not even a parking ticket.
287
00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:55,386
We don't need any more police attention.
288
00:12:55,486 --> 00:12:58,598
- Hey, Coach Grady!
- Bradley!
289
00:12:58,698 --> 00:13:01,200
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Get in here!
290
00:13:02,952 --> 00:13:04,979
Ahhhh!
291
00:13:05,079 --> 00:13:07,858
Jake, you need to meet Joe Bradley.
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00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,401
The Immaculate Safety.
I've heard of you.
293
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,486
Hey, a former Eagles legend
294
00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:13,489
protecting a current Eagles legend.
295
00:13:13,589 --> 00:13:14,907
What's that, Bradley?
296
00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:16,909
Big Hank assigned me to
be Jake's security detail.
297
00:13:17,009 --> 00:13:18,452
Promise not to let him out of my sight.
298
00:13:18,552 --> 00:13:21,455
I'm gonna be, like,
your bodyguard from...
299
00:13:21,555 --> 00:13:22,957
... from The Bodyguard.
300
00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:26,478
Ahhh!
301
00:13:27,854 --> 00:13:31,175
Okay. These are all of the
bones I recovered from the site.
302
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:33,260
Sheriff's department is
checking the rest of the yard
303
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,429
with their ground-penetrating
radar machine.
304
00:13:35,529 --> 00:13:37,264
They have the best stuff.
305
00:13:37,364 --> 00:13:39,350
We don't even have a
functioning microwave.
306
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,186
The only button that works is 'potato'.
307
00:13:41,286 --> 00:13:44,272
Yeah, the trick is to heat stuff
up in increments of 'potato'.
308
00:13:44,372 --> 00:13:46,499
Like, popcorn is two
and a half potatoes.
309
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,652
Ooh, I'm gonna try that.
310
00:13:48,752 --> 00:13:50,654
Also, there are some clothing fibres
311
00:13:50,754 --> 00:13:53,115
and a plastic packet of
Valentine's Day hearts
312
00:13:53,215 --> 00:13:54,700
at the same depth.
313
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,618
Could be a clue to when the victim died.
314
00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:58,329
Pretty eventful first solo call.
315
00:13:58,429 --> 00:13:59,747
Mm-hm.
316
00:13:59,847 --> 00:14:03,167
Um, I didn't go by myself
today. I asked Ray to come.
317
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:05,628
- I know.
- She told you?
318
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:07,923
No, you accidentally
turned your walkie on
319
00:14:08,023 --> 00:14:09,967
when you fell in the pit
and started screaming.
320
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,177
Just a lot of earthworms down there.
321
00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:14,388
Just caught me by surprise, is all.
322
00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:16,390
You sure it didn't have
anything to do with you
323
00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:19,435
second guessing your
decision to become a cop?
324
00:14:19,535 --> 00:14:21,645
Walkie picked that up, too, huh?
325
00:14:21,745 --> 00:14:26,610
Uh... I just don't know
if I have what it takes.
326
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,987
I kinda feel like a fraud.
327
00:14:29,087 --> 00:14:31,949
Yeah. I get it. Being a cop is tough.
328
00:14:32,049 --> 00:14:34,326
When I'd been on the
job for three months
329
00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:36,746
I felt like I was wearing
330
00:14:36,846 --> 00:14:38,205
a Halloween costume to work every day.
331
00:14:38,305 --> 00:14:39,457
Totally.
332
00:14:39,557 --> 00:14:43,894
But I hand-picked you
because I know you can do it.
333
00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:47,007
- Thanks, Lou.
- You're welcome.
334
00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:49,985
And next time I send you on
a solo assignment, go solo.
335
00:14:55,491 --> 00:14:56,517
Nadi! Hi.
336
00:14:56,617 --> 00:14:58,770
Oh, do we have lunch plans today?
337
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,437
I made piroshki.
338
00:15:00,537 --> 00:15:02,649
Ooh! Those are like gold around here.
339
00:15:02,749 --> 00:15:04,651
I caught Lily trying to steal these
340
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,403
out of my lunch in the office fridge.
341
00:15:06,503 --> 00:15:10,448
You are coming to my recital
to honour my hero, yes?
342
00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:12,117
- Wouldn't miss it.
- Is tonight.
343
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:14,828
- Gotta miss it.
- Hank. You made promise.
344
00:15:14,928 --> 00:15:17,456
I know and I meant it.
But any other night.
345
00:15:17,556 --> 00:15:19,417
Tonight is Birch Creek.
346
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,961
I know you want those
kids to have their moment.
347
00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:23,462
Just move the recital
to a different day.
348
00:15:23,562 --> 00:15:26,425
I cannot move Anna Morazova's birthday.
349
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,468
Maybe they move game.
350
00:15:28,568 --> 00:15:30,137
This is the big game.
351
00:15:30,237 --> 00:15:32,389
Oh! Oh.
352
00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:34,850
Is Championship?
353
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:37,352
Well, no, but it is a big game.
354
00:15:37,452 --> 00:15:41,065
If they win, they will get
to play in Championship?
355
00:15:41,165 --> 00:15:43,944
Well, they're... I mean,
it's early in the season.
356
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,279
There's lots of factors,
like strength of schedule
357
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,906
and it gets kinda political sometimes...
358
00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:50,033
Does not sound like big game.
359
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,786
Nadi, Eden Vale is a football town.
360
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:55,347
I will make it a dance town.
361
00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,320
I left him another note.
362
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,476
And just to make sure he
really gets the message,
363
00:16:13,576 --> 00:16:15,536
I'm gonna go buzz the tower.
364
00:16:19,998 --> 00:16:22,501
"Leave town. This is your last warning."
365
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:27,882
No!
366
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,810
You saved me.
367
00:16:38,435 --> 00:16:40,463
That's no big deal, Jake.
368
00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:44,384
Safety is kind of what I'm
known for around this place.
369
00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:46,261
You know, because of the...
370
00:16:46,361 --> 00:16:47,988
- No, yeah, I got it.
- You got it.
371
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,059
Well, well, well.
372
00:16:53,159 --> 00:16:55,854
Still think it's a bunch of
high-school kids playing games?
373
00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:57,148
What do we got?
374
00:16:57,248 --> 00:16:59,108
Jake was unhurt, thanks to
Bradley's quick thinking.
375
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,652
That's a sentence I didn't think I'd say
376
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,361
when I woke up this morning.
377
00:17:02,461 --> 00:17:04,697
Uh huh. What'd we find
out about the driver?
378
00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,758
- Deceased. White male. 30s.
- Lou!
379
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:09,802
I'll be right back.
380
00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:13,541
- Hey.
- Hey.
381
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,543
What are you doing here?
382
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,003
We don't really need County
Sheriff's support on this one.
383
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,547
Oh, no, yeah.
384
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,465
I just, uh... heard it on the radio
385
00:17:21,565 --> 00:17:23,259
and thought I'd make sure you were good.
386
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,637
Oh. Well, that's nice.
387
00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:28,557
Uh... Um...
388
00:17:28,657 --> 00:17:30,309
You went to Birch Creek, right?
You going to the game tonight?
389
00:17:30,409 --> 00:17:33,103
Nah, my... ex-wife's gonna be there.
390
00:17:33,203 --> 00:17:34,855
So there's gonna be enough
tackling on the field.
391
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:37,107
Arggh.
392
00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:38,358
Yeah. Um...
393
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,403
The deceased is Dustin Crovetti.
394
00:17:40,503 --> 00:17:41,821
Did a stint in the state pen.
395
00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:43,489
Last known residence was Birch Creek.
396
00:17:43,589 --> 00:17:46,242
Guess he wanted Eden
Vale to lose tonight.
397
00:17:46,342 --> 00:17:47,828
Running over your star quarterback
398
00:17:47,928 --> 00:17:49,329
is one way to do it.
399
00:17:49,429 --> 00:17:51,164
- Did you guys go in?
- No. Uh...
400
00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:52,874
It's your crime scene.
401
00:17:52,974 --> 00:17:54,918
Well, damn right.
402
00:17:55,018 --> 00:17:57,880
County's just here to direct
traffic and look pretty.
403
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,799
Not that you look pretty.
And not that you don't.
404
00:17:59,899 --> 00:18:02,343
- Hmm?
- I'm neutral to your appearance.
405
00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:06,473
Fellas! Let's open up the vehicle!
406
00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:08,850
Hey, um...
407
00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:10,936
Great to run into you.
408
00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:12,830
Would be nice to see more of you.
409
00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:16,984
- Detective?
- Oh.
410
00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:20,296
Chief.
411
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,783
What did you find out?
412
00:18:23,883 --> 00:18:25,785
About the driver?
413
00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:27,286
Got a positive I.D.
414
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:28,997
I'll go back to the
office pull his jacket,
415
00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:30,457
check any last knowns.
416
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,792
Great. Meantime, Junior and
I will search the vehicle.
417
00:18:32,892 --> 00:18:34,753
Again, don't call me Junior.
418
00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:37,006
- Dad didn't mean that.
- No, no. He's right.
419
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:39,049
Sorry, Henry.
420
00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:41,260
Okay... I'll circle back.
421
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,678
Play nice.
422
00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:44,305
Gloves?
423
00:18:44,405 --> 00:18:46,224
I prefer nitrile to latex.
424
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,976
Superior protection
425
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:50,061
from corrosive chemicals and punctures.
426
00:18:50,161 --> 00:18:52,398
Eh, nitrile can't hold a candle to latex
427
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,566
when it comes to range of motion.
428
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,627
May the best glove win.
429
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,970
Uh.
430
00:19:07,472 --> 00:19:10,042
Uh. If you rub that
you get three wishes.
431
00:19:10,142 --> 00:19:12,227
It's a Neti pot. Ragweed season.
432
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,966
Something wedged under here.
433
00:19:18,066 --> 00:19:19,385
We're gonna have to remove the seat.
434
00:19:19,485 --> 00:19:21,095
No, no, no, no. Let me give it a shot.
435
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:22,931
Here.
436
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,766
You won't be able to get it out.
437
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,059
Here...
438
00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:28,077
There we go!
439
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:32,357
Ah, see? Range of motion.
440
00:19:32,457 --> 00:19:35,069
Could be a burner phone.
441
00:19:35,169 --> 00:19:37,362
Yep.
442
00:19:37,462 --> 00:19:38,462
Hmm.
443
00:19:38,463 --> 00:19:40,575
Still works.
444
00:19:40,675 --> 00:19:42,159
And according to these last few texts
445
00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:43,803
this was a job for hire.
446
00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:45,621
And whoever did the hiring is over 40.
447
00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:48,124
- How do you figure?
- They're horrible at texting.
448
00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:49,500
Unless he meant to send a hitman
449
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,670
three eggplants and a peach.
450
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:54,840
They went to a bar called
The Old Place. You ever been?
451
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,842
Yeah, long time ago.
452
00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:59,011
Place is dead. Middle of nowhere.
453
00:19:59,111 --> 00:20:01,488
Me and Lou will check it out.
454
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:11,817
Let's give it up for Officer Bradley.
455
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:15,112
Thank you, folks. But
I was just doing my job.
456
00:20:15,212 --> 00:20:17,365
Like Coach Grady always says,
457
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:19,367
you play for the name on
the front of your uniform
458
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,077
not the name on the back.
459
00:20:21,177 --> 00:20:23,872
Although, that might be
a little bit confusing
460
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,040
'cause my name is on the
front of this uniform.
461
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,334
Point is, it was a team effort.
462
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:29,894
Isn't that right, Jake?
463
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,191
Oh, boy.
464
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,552
So how did it go with Dad back there?
465
00:20:37,652 --> 00:20:39,054
Are you guys getting
along a little better?
466
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,556
We get along as well as we need to.
467
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,517
We'll never see eye-to-eye
on everything but it's fine.
468
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,894
- It's not fine.
- EVP...
469
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,604
EVPD.
470
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,082
Have you seen... this man?
471
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,610
Uh-huh. He was here earlier.
472
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,737
- Are you sure?
- Oh, yeah.
473
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,031
He was with this other guy
who ordered a Cobb salad.
474
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,617
I mean, who orders a
Cobb salad at a bar?
475
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,037
You don't want to know
how old those eggs are.
476
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:03,347
Does that security camera work?
477
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,725
Yeah.
478
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,312
Wait, freeze it right there.
479
00:21:10,813 --> 00:21:13,466
That's Carl Branch.
Mrs. Branch's husband!
480
00:21:13,566 --> 00:21:14,927
I'm shocked.
481
00:21:15,027 --> 00:21:17,179
That someone would marry
that terrible woman.
482
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:18,639
Alright.
483
00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:20,474
Thank you. Let's split up.
484
00:21:20,574 --> 00:21:21,975
You go to his house
485
00:21:22,075 --> 00:21:23,644
and I'll go to his
workplace at the Apple Store.
486
00:21:23,744 --> 00:21:25,955
- This town has an Apple store?
- They opened last month.
487
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:30,151
- Welcome to the Apple store.
- Hi.
488
00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:33,672
Is Carl Branch here, by any chance?
489
00:21:35,049 --> 00:21:36,784
Sorry, he's not here.
490
00:21:36,884 --> 00:21:39,036
Oh. Can I ask you a few questions, then?
491
00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:40,580
Make it quick.
492
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,122
I only have three.
493
00:21:42,222 --> 00:21:43,833
Are either of you football fans?
494
00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:45,376
Did your husband bet on tonight's game?
495
00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:47,921
And lastly, did you give me
a C- in English
496
00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:50,173
because you secretly knew
I was smarter than you?
497
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:54,845
I'm going to answer in a way you
were never able to in my class.
498
00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:56,888
Concisely. No.
499
00:21:56,988 --> 00:21:58,532
Oh!
500
00:21:59,616 --> 00:22:02,353
Mr. Branch. Lou Hickman, EVPD.
501
00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:04,313
- If you just have a...
- Louise Hickman?
502
00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:07,942
We went to high school
together. Becky. Becky Simpson.
503
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:10,362
Becky Simpson. Becky!
504
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:13,448
Wow! I haven't seen you in... forever.
505
00:22:13,548 --> 00:22:14,950
Yeah, well, I left town
506
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,369
after someone spread a
nasty rumour about me.
507
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:18,746
My whole life fell apart.
508
00:22:18,846 --> 00:22:21,415
I didn't... No. Didn't hear any rumour.
509
00:22:21,515 --> 00:22:24,018
Of course not. You were
one of the good ones.
510
00:22:25,353 --> 00:22:26,671
Where are my manners?
511
00:22:26,771 --> 00:22:30,149
These are my babies,
Coco and Mrs. Boots.
512
00:22:30,859 --> 00:22:33,928
Oh, my God. Oh!
513
00:22:34,028 --> 00:22:37,491
I rescued them. But,
really, they rescued me.
514
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:42,538
Excuse me!
515
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:48,211
Poo Hickman.
516
00:22:48,669 --> 00:22:50,238
I have grading to do.
517
00:22:50,338 --> 00:22:52,382
So unless you have more
questions, it is time to go.
518
00:22:54,050 --> 00:22:55,369
Just one more thing.
519
00:22:55,469 --> 00:22:57,788
Is there anything about
your relationship with Jake
520
00:22:57,888 --> 00:23:00,624
outside the classroom
that you're not telling me?
521
00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,168
Are you suggesting
522
00:23:02,268 --> 00:23:04,671
that I'm having an inappropriate
relationship with a student?
523
00:23:04,771 --> 00:23:06,297
Well, it's just that earlier I asked
524
00:23:06,397 --> 00:23:08,633
if either you or Mr.
Branch were football fans.
525
00:23:08,733 --> 00:23:11,469
And you 'concisely' answered no.
526
00:23:11,569 --> 00:23:14,139
However, you have all of
the football games circled
527
00:23:14,239 --> 00:23:16,725
on your calendar hanging
on the wall right there.
528
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,872
Why, isn't that Jake Wilson?
529
00:23:23,749 --> 00:23:25,626
I have no idea where he came from.
530
00:23:26,627 --> 00:23:30,632
You mean you have no
idea from where he came.
531
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,910
You're a predator, Mrs. Branch.
532
00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:36,180
And a lousy English teacher.
533
00:23:41,268 --> 00:23:43,187
Ahh!
534
00:23:43,854 --> 00:23:45,756
Hey!
535
00:23:45,856 --> 00:23:48,401
Stop! Police!
536
00:23:58,579 --> 00:24:00,397
You're under arrest.
537
00:24:00,497 --> 00:24:02,749
How'd you beat me here?
538
00:24:04,085 --> 00:24:05,361
Short cut.
539
00:24:05,461 --> 00:24:07,113
Turn around.
540
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,658
Also I ran varsity track. Go, Eagles.
541
00:24:10,758 --> 00:24:14,221
Go, Eagles.
542
00:24:14,471 --> 00:24:16,164
Let's go, Eagles!
543
00:24:20,478 --> 00:24:22,271
Eagles! Eagles!
544
00:24:25,274 --> 00:24:27,026
Let's go!
545
00:24:29,028 --> 00:24:30,572
Where's Nadi?
546
00:24:30,989 --> 00:24:32,307
I don't know.
547
00:24:32,407 --> 00:24:35,144
We had a little bit of a disagreement.
548
00:24:35,244 --> 00:24:37,187
I didn't go to her dance recital.
549
00:24:37,287 --> 00:24:39,749
Well, I'm sure she'll let it go.
550
00:24:40,582 --> 00:24:42,652
- You think so?
- No.
551
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,570
I was being sarcastic.
552
00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:46,697
I don't have a full range
of facial expressions
553
00:24:46,797 --> 00:24:48,241
because of the Botox.
554
00:24:49,926 --> 00:24:51,119
That's the end of the first half
555
00:24:51,219 --> 00:24:53,138
and we are scoreless.
556
00:24:54,055 --> 00:24:55,791
Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats
557
00:24:55,891 --> 00:24:58,084
for a special halftime performance.
558
00:25:05,026 --> 00:25:07,429
What's Nadia doing on the field?
559
00:25:07,529 --> 00:25:09,931
I have no idea.
560
00:25:10,031 --> 00:25:12,850
In honour of great Russian dancer,
561
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:14,937
Anna Morazova!
562
00:25:16,621 --> 00:25:19,107
Did she say in honour of Russia?
563
00:25:38,353 --> 00:25:41,982
♪ Oh, rest for a while
564
00:26:39,794 --> 00:26:41,213
Whoo, whoo!
565
00:26:50,848 --> 00:26:52,709
What did you say?
566
00:26:52,809 --> 00:26:55,837
Arms higher. Bigger smile.
567
00:26:55,937 --> 00:26:57,898
Alright!
568
00:27:00,776 --> 00:27:02,386
Hey, Lou, you got a minute?
569
00:27:02,486 --> 00:27:04,180
Yeah, I'm letting my
suspect sweat a little
570
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,973
before I question her.
571
00:27:06,073 --> 00:27:07,850
Hey, I'm reheating coffee.
572
00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:09,561
Do you think two potatoes is enough?
573
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,938
- I'd go three.
- Mmm. Alright.
574
00:27:12,038 --> 00:27:13,731
What's up?
575
00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:15,275
Um...
576
00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,485
When I was cataloging
the bones into evidence
577
00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:19,279
I noticed the breaks in the bones
578
00:27:19,379 --> 00:27:20,906
were at a 45-degree angle.
579
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:22,241
And under magnification
580
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,285
I discovered these,
like, serrated marks.
581
00:27:24,385 --> 00:27:26,662
I think the body was dismembered.
582
00:27:26,762 --> 00:27:28,957
Mmm. To what end?
583
00:27:29,057 --> 00:27:32,377
Um... Maybe to make it
harder to identify the body?
584
00:27:32,477 --> 00:27:34,296
I don't know. Just a theory.
585
00:27:34,396 --> 00:27:36,756
Pretty sure an imposter
wouldn't have thought of that.
586
00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,817
Good work, Officer.
587
00:27:44,281 --> 00:27:45,950
Hot potato! Hot potato!
588
00:27:47,285 --> 00:27:49,187
I'm just looking at your bank records.
589
00:27:49,287 --> 00:27:54,292
You recently withdrew $5,000.
590
00:27:54,835 --> 00:27:56,277
So?
591
00:27:56,377 --> 00:27:57,779
That's a lot of money for a small town.
592
00:27:57,879 --> 00:28:01,533
You could buy a bass
boat or build a gazebo.
593
00:28:01,633 --> 00:28:04,203
Or hire someone to kill Jake Wilson.
594
00:28:04,303 --> 00:28:06,664
I don't know who that is.
595
00:28:06,764 --> 00:28:08,165
Oh, well, let me give you a hint.
596
00:28:08,265 --> 00:28:10,543
Your wife is having an affair with him.
597
00:28:12,144 --> 00:28:14,006
Ever been to a dive bar
called The Old Place?
598
00:28:14,106 --> 00:28:15,507
No.
599
00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:17,425
This is a screen shot
600
00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:20,220
from the bar security video
of you with Dustin Crovetti.
601
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,015
A career criminal with
quite the rap sheet.
602
00:28:23,115 --> 00:28:25,518
Pretty sure he wasn't
there to sell you a boat,
603
00:28:25,618 --> 00:28:27,103
build you a gazebo,
604
00:28:27,203 --> 00:28:29,663
so... that leaves the third thing.
605
00:28:29,914 --> 00:28:31,274
Mrs. Branch,
606
00:28:31,374 --> 00:28:34,193
folks in this community
trust you with their children.
607
00:28:34,293 --> 00:28:36,655
I can't believe you would
take advantage of a minor.
608
00:28:36,755 --> 00:28:38,657
- It wasn't like that with us.
- Why?
609
00:28:38,757 --> 00:28:40,700
Because he's a boy? You
think that makes it better?
610
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,662
He's not a boy, he's a man!
611
00:28:42,762 --> 00:28:44,497
Not in the eyes of the law.
612
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,666
Okay, look.
613
00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:50,211
I just wanted to scare Jake out of town.
614
00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,088
Okay? I didn't want him dead.
615
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:53,715
I wanted him to leave Eden Vale
616
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,801
before word got out about the affair
617
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:58,053
and it ruined my wife's reputation.
618
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:01,014
I'm going to type that up
and you're going to sign it.
619
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,685
Ragweed season.
620
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,692
And I am personally going to make sure
621
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,652
you get the maximum punishment,
622
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,737
because I don't like when
people take advantage of kids.
623
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,907
He's not a kid.
624
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:19,635
He's a 25 year-old
pretending to be a teenager.
625
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,625
- Jake's twenty-five!
- Jake's a grown man!
626
00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,211
I figured it out first.
627
00:29:28,311 --> 00:29:30,714
Seems like it was a
tie. How'd you get to it?
628
00:29:30,814 --> 00:29:33,007
When we interviewed him
he sneezed into his hand,
629
00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:34,426
which means he's been out of school
630
00:29:34,526 --> 00:29:35,677
for at least six years.
631
00:29:35,777 --> 00:29:37,346
In 2017 there was a push by the CDC
632
00:29:37,446 --> 00:29:38,805
to have all school-aged children sneeze
633
00:29:38,905 --> 00:29:41,100
into the crook of their elbows
to stop the spread of germs.
634
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,310
This is a kid. This is
an adult. Jake's an adult!
635
00:29:44,494 --> 00:29:46,564
Huh. Pretty good!
636
00:29:46,664 --> 00:29:49,500
- How'd you figure it out?
- Sneeze thing, too.
637
00:29:56,091 --> 00:29:58,034
Time out.
638
00:29:58,134 --> 00:29:59,953
30 seconds left in the game.
639
00:30:00,053 --> 00:30:01,580
I got this, Coach. Let me go hail Mary.
640
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,140
Calm down.
641
00:30:03,265 --> 00:30:04,625
Eden Vale calls a time-out.
642
00:30:04,725 --> 00:30:06,502
I got your text. What is it?
643
00:30:06,602 --> 00:30:07,962
We said to meet at the parking lot.
644
00:30:08,062 --> 00:30:11,048
Son, it's the fourth quarter.
I came down from the stands.
645
00:30:11,148 --> 00:30:12,634
It's as close as I
get to the parking lot.
646
00:30:12,734 --> 00:30:15,137
We arrested Mr. Branch
on attempted murder
647
00:30:15,237 --> 00:30:18,015
and arrested Mrs. Branch
on corrupting a minor.
648
00:30:18,115 --> 00:30:19,115
But we had to cut her loose
649
00:30:19,116 --> 00:30:21,727
because the minor turned
out not to be a minor.
650
00:30:21,827 --> 00:30:22,827
What?
651
00:30:22,828 --> 00:30:27,358
Jake Wilson is a
25-year-old posing as a teen
652
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,776
so he can play high-school football.
653
00:30:28,876 --> 00:30:31,154
That's crazy! We've gotta
get him off the field!
654
00:30:31,254 --> 00:30:33,490
Eden Vale is out of the huddle.
655
00:30:33,590 --> 00:30:34,866
Let's see if Jake Wilson
656
00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:36,785
can create a little last-second magic.
657
00:30:36,885 --> 00:30:38,345
After we win.
658
00:30:39,763 --> 00:30:40,915
Alright, boys, come on!
659
00:30:54,946 --> 00:30:57,348
39, I'll make your mumma mine.
660
00:30:57,448 --> 00:31:00,018
Alright, blue 42, blue 42!
661
00:31:00,118 --> 00:31:01,270
Set!
662
00:31:05,249 --> 00:31:06,250
No!
663
00:31:18,305 --> 00:31:19,514
Catch...
664
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,073
- Tackle him!
- Stop him!
665
00:31:36,533 --> 00:31:38,285
Jake! Tackle him!
666
00:31:41,663 --> 00:31:43,332
Oh, my God!
667
00:31:58,557 --> 00:32:01,560
Mumma? Is that you?
668
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:06,340
So, I will see you
at my studio next week
669
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,800
for first lesson.
670
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,385
Fans, huh?
671
00:32:09,485 --> 00:32:11,679
New students.
672
00:32:11,779 --> 00:32:14,516
I sign up five already.
673
00:32:15,658 --> 00:32:18,228
I told you Eden Vale was dance town.
674
00:32:18,328 --> 00:32:20,480
We're definitely not a football town.
675
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:22,775
I'm so proud of you, babe.
676
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:25,986
Let's promise never to fight again.
677
00:32:26,086 --> 00:32:28,781
That was not fight. You
don't want to see fight.
678
00:32:28,881 --> 00:32:30,658
No, ma'am, I do not.
679
00:32:30,758 --> 00:32:34,037
Still, though, I need
to apologise to you.
680
00:32:34,137 --> 00:32:37,541
I had no idea how homesick you
were until I saw that dance.
681
00:32:37,641 --> 00:32:40,920
You understood the story of the dance.
682
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:43,563
Yeah, of course. Isn't that obvious?
683
00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:48,218
It was all Coach Grady's idea.
684
00:32:48,318 --> 00:32:49,804
My host family doesn't know
anything about Coach's plan.
685
00:32:49,904 --> 00:32:51,347
They're good people.
686
00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:54,017
Coach Grady found me after
watching a video of mine
687
00:32:54,117 --> 00:32:56,352
when I was playing my
Junior College days in Plano.
688
00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,939
He forged all of the documents
and enrolled me in high school.
689
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:01,442
- I knew it was wrong.
- Then why did you do it?
690
00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:03,485
I don't know.
691
00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:07,782
I guess I wanted a chance to
come back and re-do high school.
692
00:33:07,882 --> 00:33:10,159
I made a mess of my first go round.
693
00:33:10,259 --> 00:33:11,994
Don't you ever just wanna go back?
694
00:33:12,094 --> 00:33:13,496
- Yes.
- No.
695
00:33:13,596 --> 00:33:15,790
Can't believe Coach Grady did this.
696
00:33:15,890 --> 00:33:17,918
- He's one of my closest friends.
- Guess we know what that means.
697
00:33:18,018 --> 00:33:20,253
No, Henry, what does that mean?
698
00:33:20,353 --> 00:33:22,965
- Hmm?
- Your record's still intact.
699
00:33:23,065 --> 00:33:25,718
The only Eden Vale player to
ever score against Birch Creek.
700
00:33:25,818 --> 00:33:28,529
You're an insult to the uniform.
701
00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:35,019
We should be the ones talking
to Coach Grady, not him.
702
00:33:35,119 --> 00:33:36,355
And I told you,
703
00:33:36,455 --> 00:33:37,939
there was something fundamentally wrong
704
00:33:38,039 --> 00:33:39,483
with Mrs. Branch as a person.
705
00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:42,027
Okay, you had a premonition
that in the distant future
706
00:33:42,127 --> 00:33:43,738
she would have an affair with a student
707
00:33:43,838 --> 00:33:44,989
who turned out to be a grown man?
708
00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:46,824
I didn't know the exact way
709
00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:49,076
her lack of moral character
would reveal itself, but yes.
710
00:33:49,176 --> 00:33:52,705
You are so annoying.
711
00:33:52,805 --> 00:33:54,665
Because I'm judgmental of a woman
712
00:33:54,765 --> 00:33:56,167
who was willing to sleep with a minor?
713
00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:59,295
Because you are
judgmental about everyone!
714
00:33:59,395 --> 00:34:01,340
Is this about Dad?
715
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,717
Okay, you are so quick to
write him off all of the time.
716
00:34:03,817 --> 00:34:06,678
You know, people are
complicated. And so is he.
717
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:08,890
Don't you ever just owe him
the benefit of the doubt?
718
00:34:08,990 --> 00:34:11,893
- Who made you his keeper?
- You did, dummy. When you left.
719
00:34:11,993 --> 00:34:13,478
I had to pick up the pieces.
720
00:34:13,578 --> 00:34:15,522
Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
721
00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:18,750
Okay, I guess in your universe
that totally absolves you.
722
00:34:23,547 --> 00:34:26,158
Do you really believe he's gonna
do the right thing in there?
723
00:34:26,258 --> 00:34:31,039
Yes. And if I'm right, I get
to punch you as hard as I can.
724
00:34:31,139 --> 00:34:33,850
- What if I'm right?
- Then you don't get punched.
725
00:34:34,601 --> 00:34:36,085
Look...
726
00:34:36,185 --> 00:34:39,022
... I know I screwed up
by bringing Jake here.
727
00:34:40,607 --> 00:34:43,385
Birch Creek have owned us for so long,
728
00:34:43,485 --> 00:34:44,970
I just wanted to know what
it felt like to win one.
729
00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:47,306
I can't look the other way, Grady.
730
00:34:47,406 --> 00:34:50,810
You put a grown man
on the field with kids.
731
00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:52,520
Somebody could have gotten hurt.
732
00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:56,249
I'm asking for your help. As a friend.
733
00:35:02,339 --> 00:35:03,990
I'll lose my job, Hank.
734
00:35:04,090 --> 00:35:06,160
I'm sorry.
735
00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:08,412
So now you're all high and mighty?
736
00:35:08,512 --> 00:35:13,851
Everyone knows you have
turned a blind eye to worse.
737
00:35:15,687 --> 00:35:17,339
Yeah, I know they do.
738
00:35:17,439 --> 00:35:20,067
Not a great thing to be known for.
739
00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:24,304
I'm charging you
740
00:35:24,404 --> 00:35:27,183
with falsification of documents
and child endangerment.
741
00:35:27,283 --> 00:35:29,743
Oww! Come on!
742
00:35:38,878 --> 00:35:41,215
- Heyyyy.
- How'd it go?
743
00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:49,039
I can't believe Big Hank
arrested Coach Grady.
744
00:35:49,139 --> 00:35:51,834
I told you, not everything
is black and white.
745
00:35:51,934 --> 00:35:53,086
People are complicated.
746
00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:54,712
Like how you ruined
Becky Simpson's life.
747
00:35:54,812 --> 00:35:56,214
We don't know that.
748
00:35:56,314 --> 00:35:59,400
I haven't seen her in years.
She's probably doing great.
749
00:36:02,112 --> 00:36:03,764
Department finished at the scene
750
00:36:03,864 --> 00:36:05,849
of the San Francisco family's house.
751
00:36:05,949 --> 00:36:08,227
Found a few more bones.
Thought I'd drop 'em off.
752
00:36:08,327 --> 00:36:10,647
Oh! Hand delivery. That's fancy.
753
00:36:10,747 --> 00:36:12,607
Why didn't you just have one
of the deputies drop it off?
754
00:36:12,707 --> 00:36:16,153
Um. I could've. But I
was headed here anyway.
755
00:36:16,253 --> 00:36:17,962
Going to the Pioneer to get a bite.
756
00:36:18,964 --> 00:36:20,532
The Pioneer, that's on
the other side of town.
757
00:36:20,632 --> 00:36:23,326
That's completely out of your way.
758
00:36:23,426 --> 00:36:25,203
Henry, why don't you take
the rest of the night off
759
00:36:25,303 --> 00:36:27,665
and I'll catalog these
with Detective Carson.
760
00:36:27,765 --> 00:36:30,209
Sure. Yeah. See you at home.
761
00:36:30,309 --> 00:36:33,880
Still doesn't make sense
762
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,924
how you thought the
station was on your way.
763
00:36:36,024 --> 00:36:38,927
Unless the Red Hook bridge was closed
764
00:36:39,027 --> 00:36:41,263
and GPS re-routed you this way?
765
00:36:41,363 --> 00:36:42,363
- Yes.
- Yeah.
766
00:36:42,406 --> 00:36:44,909
Have a great night.
767
00:36:46,827 --> 00:36:49,288
These ones definitely...
768
00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:55,028
I mean, it's clearly not enough
here for a whole skeleton.
769
00:36:55,128 --> 00:36:57,739
I'm thinking maybe leg and foot.
770
00:36:57,839 --> 00:36:59,199
That seems right.
771
00:36:59,299 --> 00:37:02,619
You look for metatarsals,
I'll work on the tibia.
772
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,706
- I think these are yours.
- Thanks.
773
00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:09,752
I find with puzzles it's best
to start with the corners.
774
00:37:12,104 --> 00:37:15,467
- Ooh, phalanges.
- Ooh!
775
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,219
I was looking for those. Thank you.
776
00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:22,432
So, what would you usually
be doing on a Friday night
777
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:24,643
if you weren't sifting through old bones
778
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,228
in a dark musty room?
779
00:37:26,328 --> 00:37:28,439
Honestly?
780
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:30,691
Probably writing.
781
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,236
You're a writer?
782
00:37:33,336 --> 00:37:35,029
Wow! Really?
783
00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:36,573
I didn't know that.
784
00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:38,658
What kind of stuff?
785
00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:41,536
- You promise not to laugh?
- Yeah, I promise.
786
00:37:41,636 --> 00:37:43,705
I'm working on a novel
787
00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:46,333
about an expedition of
wizards tracking a dragon
788
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:49,211
that holds the key to the
survival of a kingdom of elves.
789
00:37:58,154 --> 00:37:59,598
Sorry, sorry.
790
00:37:59,698 --> 00:38:02,225
I'm not laughing at you, or your book.
791
00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:03,894
I just, um...
792
00:38:03,994 --> 00:38:06,688
I was surprised to hear that, is all.
793
00:38:06,788 --> 00:38:07,788
Why?
794
00:38:07,873 --> 00:38:10,777
Because. I mean, you're, like, so...
795
00:38:10,877 --> 00:38:12,529
- ... and it's so...
- Nerdy?
796
00:38:12,629 --> 00:38:15,423
Uh, no. It's just unexpected.
797
00:38:20,095 --> 00:38:21,955
Can I read your novel when you're done?
798
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,460
- Maybe.
- Maybe?
799
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,421
You don't have the best track record.
800
00:38:28,521 --> 00:38:30,714
You promised not to laugh
and then immediately laughed.
801
00:38:30,814 --> 00:38:32,216
That is fair.
802
00:38:32,316 --> 00:38:35,011
But, you know...
803
00:38:35,111 --> 00:38:36,805
Now that I've had time to digest
804
00:38:36,905 --> 00:38:38,390
the fact that Shane Carson
805
00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:40,517
of Warren County Sheriff's department
806
00:38:40,617 --> 00:38:42,452
is a fantasy writer...
807
00:38:44,538 --> 00:38:46,123
I think it's pretty cool.
808
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:47,817
Yeah.
809
00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:49,960
Sorry.
810
00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:53,030
Officer Szczepkowski thinks that maybe
811
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,200
it was someone trying to cover
up a murder from 100 years ago
812
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,617
and I think he's right.
813
00:38:56,717 --> 00:38:57,828
Which means there could be
814
00:38:57,928 --> 00:38:59,579
other body parts
scattered around out there.
815
00:38:59,679 --> 00:39:01,206
Interesting.
816
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,375
Yeah.
817
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,294
I mean, you'd probably
think it was cooler
818
00:39:05,394 --> 00:39:07,338
if it was, like, an elf
or something, but still.
819
00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:11,676
I think we're done for tonight.
820
00:39:11,776 --> 00:39:17,657
We don't have to be. Wanna grab a drink?
821
00:39:20,243 --> 00:39:22,229
- Amazing!
- I know!
822
00:39:22,329 --> 00:39:26,024
♪ And Darling
823
00:40:48,088 --> 00:40:51,158
I guess I should call you Detective.
824
00:40:51,258 --> 00:40:53,661
I guess I should call you Doctor.
825
00:40:56,472 --> 00:40:58,349
Hold that thought.
826
00:41:17,495 --> 00:41:19,939
This is my son, Jean-Marc.
827
00:41:20,039 --> 00:41:21,083
Oh.
828
00:41:23,919 --> 00:41:24,945
Bonjour.
829
00:41:25,045 --> 00:41:29,992
His name's French, he doesn't
speak French. He's a baby.
830
00:41:30,092 --> 00:41:32,386
Right. Of course.
831
00:41:33,929 --> 00:41:35,473
Bien sûr.
832
00:41:36,599 --> 00:41:38,560
A baby.
833
00:41:40,937 --> 00:41:42,522
You have a baby.
834
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,000
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