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- East Coast!
- West Coast!

- East Coast!
- West Coast!

- East Coast!
- West Coast!

- East Coast!
- West Coast!

East Coast!

How does if feel to be
the centerfold for losers?

Not this year.
Sharks all the way.

Yeah.

Just because you skanks
go all the way...

What?

...doesn't mean
your team will.

Boys.

One, two, three, four.

"J" to the "E"
to the "T" to the "S"

Jets kick ass
from east to west

All you do is shake your butts
Cheer 101 for stupid sluts

We're the West Coast Sharks
And we got bite

We got what it takes
to win this fight

Jets, you stiff,
you dull, you old

Your moves and motions
leave us cold

Carson, captain of their team
A loser even in her dreams

You said it all,
except one hitch

She's a stuck-up, nasty,
stupid little witch

You girls think
that you're ahead

Our mascot's moves
will knock you dead!

I am so psyched!

No, really. This time
it wasn't a nightmare.

Busted.

Damn! We're gonna
have some fun.

Fun? We're not here to have
fun, Ruben. We're here to win.

Do you think East Coast is here
to have fun? Hell, no! So, no fun.

Okay. I won't use
the "F" word anymore.

Look, this year we're taking the
title and going on the world tour.

Hell to the yeah!

Let's bust some
East Coast attitude!

Reality check. The Jets have
beat us three years in a row.

What's your problem,
doom cookie?

No problem. Let the
disemboweling begin!

Dibs on their entrails!

Cheer TV is live at the Hard
Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando.

And I'm here with Pepper
Driscoll and Vance Voorhees,

owners of the two
rival cheer camps.

Pepper, can you tell
us a little bit about

the All Star Cheer
Camp Championships?

I'd love to. Well, this
year is extra special,

because the winning squad
will represent our great nation

on a Cheer Exhibition
World Tour.

That's right.

And my teams will come in at
least first and second place again.

Pepper's camp has
both champion squads

that epitomize the clash
in American cheer styles.

In fact, last year,
one of her squads,

the East Coast Jets, with
their traditional cheer moves

narrowly defeated
the West Coast Sharks,

another one of Pepper's
squads shown here

with their new wave
dance styling

inspired by music
video choreography.

In the cheer world, the
controversy is brewing over

what exactly defines
cheerleading, precision or flavor.

Speaking of controversy,
Vance,

is the bad blood between
your Camp Victory

and Pepper's Camp
Spirit Thunder

related to your divorce?

Of course not.
We're both professionals,

and we handle
our craft seriously.

Which is why I can
say that, this year,

a Camp Victory team
will vanquish all comers.

By vanquish
he means third again.

No, this year Camp Victory
has a secret weapon.

Bulltwinkle, you do not.

We do, and I guess you're
gonna have to wait and see.

Well, we'll all see in this
Saturday's World Cheer Exhibition

right here on Cheer TV.

All right, after
everybody unpacks,

we need to practice
our home routine.

We just got here.

Yeah, and if we want
to leave here winners,

it's going to take practice,
practice and more practice.

And after that...

Oh, my God. Carson.

I'm, like, so glad
you came back this year.

Hey, Brooke,
of course we came back.

After losing to us three years
in a row, it's, like, so brave.

Yo! Can we burn this
Least Coast trash?

You know what? They're
not even worth it, Aeysha.

Give it up, Brooke. We're
not gonna play like that.

Oh, you mean
like champions?

Yeah. Not really
your thing, huh?

Practice in
10 minutes!

Ta-ta.

We're from the West
Coast The mighty, mighty West Coast

We ain't got no fear We're
the best, it's our year!

W-E-S-T,
West Coast can't be beat!

I think it's time for a
little guerilla warfare.

Brooke, where are we
gonna find gorillas?

Just follow my lead.

All right, you guys,
spread out. Give it flavor.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, four, five
and six, seven and eight.

One, two, and four, five
and six, seven and eight.

One and two...
Ignore them!

Six, seven, eight.
Hey, girls.

Oh, hell, no.

Oh, shit.

She's gonna go throw down.

Yo, Paris Hilton.

If you and this little
purse dog of yours

ever pull that skanky
East Coast mess again,

I will slice you like
government cheese!

Aeysha, give it a rest.
Give it a rest.

I swear to
you I will...

I didn't know the
government made cheese.

She better watch
her back.

What?

You go, girl.

You know what? I need to
rework that transition, anyway,

so free time until
opening ceremonies.

Whoa.

Hey, are you okay?

I'm fine.

You kind of
got skid marks.

Good. Now the police can
track down the stroller.

Hey, why do I feel like
I've met you before?

I don't know.
Maybe in a prior life.

Well, I was thinking this
one, but now that sounds whack.

So, where are
you from?

California. A place
called Eden Hills. You?

Nowhere and everywhere.

You know,
I'm an army brat.

I guess I'm just
a regular brat.

I've never been
out of the country.

We just moved
back from London.

Really?
We're going there soon.

Oh, you're gonna
love England.

You know me so well.
Oh, no doubt.

Because, you know,
in our prior life,

when we were guards
at Buckingham Palace,

you were that hottie
wearing that bearskin hat.

Of course, all the guards were
trying to hook up with you.

Oh, right, let me guess.

You defended my honor.

No, I was trying
to get at you, too.

Hey, you ever done
the Double-Dragon?

What?

Right. I got to go.

Hey, hold up, skids.

What if I want
to see you again?

Number?

916-555-0198.

Cool. Now, I got
your number, skids.

It's Carson.

It's Penn.

If you need help
wiping that off...

Just so you know,
I'm not mad anymore.

I MySpaced it all
out of my system.

Now, hurry up, or we're gonna
be late for the opening ceremony.

Why him? Why now?

Why who?

Aeysha,
I met this guy.

What? I wasn't even sure
you remember what guys were.

His name is Penn
and he's so...

Carson, breathe.

He's awesome and smart,
but in a good way.

And he's hot,
caliente hot.

Aeysha, I want
to lick his abs.

But you didn't, right?

No!

I need to stay focused,
that means no cute boys.

Right now, beating the
Jets is my top priority.

And you're doing
the right thing.

I know.

So, can I have him?

Ooh, Penn looks hot.

Just don't.

What do you mean?

I like your hair
that way, Chelsea.

Oh, it's this new gel.

My hair always looks better when
there's something sticky in it.

All right.
Who is she?

What?

The girl who's
making you stupid.

All right. Check it out. I met her today

when I was running.
Her name's...

Carson!
Carson!

Right.
Wrong.

She's a Shark.

She's the frigging
captain of the Sharks.

And what did she say?
What did she want?

Did she ask about
our routines?

Yeah, right.

Cheering was the last
thing we talked about.

Penn, she's like
your sworn emeny.

I swear it.

Trust me.
She's not my enemy.

Penn, you need to know.

Carson's a two-faced,
back-biting, man-eating Shark!

Yeah. And guys
hate biters.

Why are you guys
busting on me?

Because you
don't get it.

Yeah. I think I do.

Don't flatter yourself, Penn.

This is about our team,
about winning.

So now what, Captain?

Are you gonna forbid me
from seeing Carson?

I would never do that.

Good, 'cause it
wouldn't work.

He can't date a Shark!

Duh, Chelsea.
Watch and learn.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to Camp
Spirit Thunder.

This year,
we're so proud to welcome

a new member to
our family, okay.

I heard she's
really tough.

Give a big Spirit welcome to
our new choreographer, Chicago.

Come on up here, girl.

All right, all eyes on me.

Now, I want you all to
remember this gorgeous face,

'cause it will
haunt you in your sleep.

Now, I believe in hard work.

Winning knows no pain.

So, when I say jump,
I wanna hear, "How high?"

Now jump.

How high?

That's what I'm
talking about.

Don't hate the
player, baby.

Okay, seriously, Cheerzilla
is a little scary.

What? I love her.

She's the kind of black woman
gay men emulate. She's amazing.

Welcome your cheer-tastic 2008
Spirit Thunder instructors!

Come on, guys.

That was
really great.

Yeah! Aren't they terrific?

Aren't they wonderful?

Yeah!

All right.

And now, as you know, we have
a very special tradition here

at Camp Spirit Thunder.

This spirit stick
was given to me

by the father of
cheerleading himself,

Herkie Herkimer.

It embodies the heart and
the soul of cheerleading,

and it brings the luck
of the cheer spirits.

So, each team will
be able to experience

its powerful aura
for one night.

That's right.

And last year's winners of the
Championships will have the honors first,

the East Coast Jets.

Go get it.
What?

Come on. You do it. Go. What?

Just a warning.

Lose the stick and you will
face the wrath of the cheer gods.

I once knew a cheerleader who
misplaced the stick for just one day

and she broke her leg
doing a simple toe touch.

Wait for it.

So guard it with
your lives, people.

Wait for it.

You will find good fortune while
it's in your possession, Jets.

Cheer smackdown.

Words, shorty.
Use your words.

Him.

Abs Penn.

Go Jets.

Oh, girl.
You know a cheer Crip

can't be hitting it
with a cheer Blood.

All right. Everybody have a fun and
safe week here at Camp Spirit Thunder!

You're a Jet?

Yeah, that's
a trip, huh?

Why didn't you
tell me?

What, that I was
a male cheerleader?

Sure. That's a real
panty-dropper!

Look, I didn't
mean any...

Did Brooke tell
you to play me?

Sucks to be you, huh?

Carson, I didn't know
you were a cheerleader.

Like...
And what's the big deal?

I'm a Jet. So what?

So what?

I cannot have an
inter-cheeracial relationship!

Hello?

Greetings,
Camp Spirit Thunder.

Just a friendly video
postcard from Camp Victory.

Looking very forward to seeing
you in the Championships.

We've got a secret
weapon this year.

Say, Pepper, how many
of your kids can throw

a roundoff, back handspring
double-fold twist?

Oh, none?

Meet the new and
improved Flamingos.

See you at the...

The Flamingos?

They can barely
stand on one leg.

Everybody,
it is all right.

Vance Voorhees is just
trying to psyche us out. Okay?

And it didn't work last year,
and it's not gonna work this year.

We always win.

Nothing's gonna
stop us this week.

Except the Sharks.

Your little trick's
not gonna work, Brooke.

Making sure I knew
Penn was a Jet

makes it that much
easier to resist him.

I'm no player, but I
thought I had a little game.

Sorry, Penn, but I've only
got one thing on my mind,

and that is
crushing your squad.

Not even in your
dreams, Carson.

We're done here.
Let's go.

Hey, can you go on
spiritaccessories. com

and see if they have the
key chains that light up?

If pink is the new black,
what's the new pink?

Aeysha, I'm trying
to work here.

I have to find a killer stunt that'll
knock East Coast on their spanks.

Sorry.

It doesn't matter.

I can't concentrate anyway.

Hey, you need to get serious,
'cause I don't care how cute he is,

we are here
to win, right?

True that, sister, yo.

Girl, go to sleep.
Tomorrow is gonna be fun.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Come on. My granny can jump
higher than that from her grave.

...seven, eight, one.

Okay, Sarah,
you're up.

Let's have a little
spirit this time.

1st and 10,
do it again. Go, go

All right, Ruben,
you're up.

P- E-A-C-E. Peace to the
Middle East Go, planet!

He can't do that,
can he?

I mean, if he cheers for peace,
then the terrorists win! Duh!

Showmanship.

That's what sells
the performance.

So, I want everyone
to give me big facials.

Because you have
to remember

that points will be deducted
for bad facials, okay?

All right. All right,
you guys, now.

Any of those dance moves can
be used in a cheer routine.

Since when is dance a part
of cheerleading, anyway?

Since the world first started
recognizing that cheerleading was real.

I mean, think about
it, you guys.

If you've got some
dope cheerleading,

you're throwing
some hot dance moves

and you got some
crazy tumbling.

What do you have?

You got a triple
threat, right?

Triple threat
right here.

Yo, I got this.

Okay. Okay.
Bring it, boo.

Ain't like they can
hang when a sister

gets to cracking and
popping her collarbone.

You smell me?

What the hell
are you doing?

I'm keeping it real,
sister.

Keeping it real
for who?

You need to just be you,
okay, boo? Just be you.

I love it when we win

The only thing that's better
Is when it's twice as long

And I get a double-header

Your cart.

First off, we're gonna start
with happy, happy, happy.

We're so happy
to be here. Good.

All right, now,
surprise.

What just happened? I don't
know but it was wonderful.

Uh-oh! Here comes the big wink
for you in the back, judge.

Big wink.
There we go.

Come on, girl. Sunshine, I have
seen better facials at a funeral,

and I'm talking
about the corpses.

Oh, we like that,
do we?

Well, let's just
make that smile...

Oh, gosh.
Okay, all right.

Well, the workshop is over.

Do just one facial.
Come on.

If you hate cheerleading
so much, why do you do it?

For Satan.

That's a shiny nugget
I did not need to know.

It's just like
yoga, you know.

It is.

Satan is my car.

My parents promised me payments
and insurance if I join the squad.

Well, my parents promised me
a car if I stop cheerleading.

And if I nail a girl,
I get my own apartment.

See, that was
almost a facial.

Yeah, in Transylvania.

Step off, Brooke.

Who are you?
Her fairy Goth-mother?

Brooke, get over yourself,
and stop sweating my team.

Why would anyone
listen to you?

You suck as a gymnast
and a captain, too.

Cheer-off. Sharks!

Yeah.

Five, six, seven, eight.

It don't matter what we do

Music, baby, is our cue

Hands and shoulders,
face so tight

All our moves
will rock this fight

Our moves are tight,
we lift with ease

The things we do
will make you wheeze

So watch us strike
our muscle pose

While you all prance
and dosey-doe

That was cute,
your pose was dull

But all of you
have belly rolls

Once again we
groove with flare

The moves we do,
you wouldn't dare

So listen quick while
your face gets cracked

One, two, three, you're wack

Your rhymes are fun,
but we're still good

We still can stunt,
you're from the hood

Hood rats, good rats,
what are you called?

The moves you do
won't win at all

So listen quick, oops

You said that rhyme
One, two, three, our time

Motions, motions,
hear them roar

No one's knocking at your door

With no rhythm
and with no sass

All of you can kiss our ass

Dance, 10, looks, 3

The moves you do
make us all pee

We laugh, we cry,
we all say hi

'Cause when you dance,
it's bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye

Bye.

Bye. Have fun.

Bye.

Yo, that was shady,
Brooke.

Please, you totally
popped a chubber.

Hey, Brooke.

What?

You've got no
clue, you're in the dark

Wake up call,
it's the year of the...

Come on, babycakes.

If we all just imagine this world's
a fabulous place, it'll happen.

I see children frolicking under a
rainbow eating hormone-free treats.

A unicorn.

I see mutant turtles gnawing
on festering human flesh.

They ate the unicorn.

You need Jesus.
Or Prozac.

Thanks for trying to
cheer me up, Ruben,

but I'm more mad at
myself than Brooke.

I let her get to me.

That's why we lost
the cheer-off.

Yeah, that bites.

You gonna finish
that steak?

Spirit to you.

Hey, I heard you had
kind of a rough day, huh?

But your luck's
about to change.

Okay. All right.

Oh, West Coast Sharks,
may the luck of Herkie

smile on you
as it has for me.

Go Sharks

Go Sharks

Go Sharks

Go Sharks

Go Sharks

Go Sharks

Go Sharks

Go Sharks

Okay, guys, we got to
give props to the spirits,

but isn't this
a little extreme?

You know how nasty some cheerleaders
can be when they're alive.

Do you really want to risk
the dead ones hating on you?

Then let's do this right.
Look, off.

Fire, water, earth,
air, spirit stick.

You know what this
really needs to pop?

The blood of a virgin.

Okay. Why are you
guys looking at me?

Come on, Carson,
just a little pin prick.

If she can take a little
prick, she wouldn't be a virgin.

You coming?

Hell to the yeah.

Where?

You wouldn't
be into it.

Cheer poker with
the Prairie Dogs.

What's the buy-in?

Sarah, this is
cheer poker.

Sounds like easy
pickings. Wait.

Who's gonna guard
the spirit stick?

You know what?
You guys go.

I'm captain,
I'll do stick duty.

Thanks.
Thanks, boo.

What room is the poker game?

Dumpy Dogs have a suite.

Why can't I delete you?

Down here.

Penn, what are you doing?

Well, you don't answer
my calls and texts,

so I had to do it old
school and show up in person.

Don't make me serenade you.

Penn, you're a Jet.
We can't...

I know. I know. Look,
let's just do the rides.

No cheer talk.
I promise.

The Double-Dragon?

Now you're talking.
I'll meet you.

Cradle.

That was sick!

You had fun,
didn't you?

Hey! I know how
to play, bro.

Mmm-hmm.

What? I take
cheering seriously.

You know,
my team's counting on me.

I'm not gonna
let them down.

Word on the street?
It's just summer camp.

Yeah, maybe for you.

We worked our butts
off just to get here.

So did we.

And we had to
raise a lot of money.

You know,
wet T-shirt car washes.

Trust me. I know.

Anyways, winning
a competition like this,

it could really up my chance of
getting a scholarship to college.

I even had to get a team
scholarship just to get here.

Yeah, so did I.

You know, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.

In my case, it is.

What do you mean?

Look, don't get all
serious on me, skids.

Come on.

You fumbled on the
flop We'll trick you on the turn

Now here comes the river
and the P-Dog burn!

You Dogs think you can fool
us Sharks at poker faces.

You are so bluffing,
Prairie Dog. I call.

Trip cowboys.
I beat that.

How about my three bullets
shoot down your cowboys?

P- Dogs rule!

Oh, yeah? How about a Texas
titty twister on the house?

Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, no, what the...

Go, go. Oh, no,
we got them.

We got his shorts.

Look, shark.

A world tour is
no big deal to me.

I've been overseas
my whole life.

Well, if you win again, you can
get a cheer scholarship, too.

To West Point?

Okay, wait, why would
you go there?

You're a musician
and a dancer.

Yeah, well, my father
is a son of immigrants,

and they came
from nothing.

And after he made a
career out of the military,

he had everything.

So, all his sons
went to West Point.

There's five of us, and,
well, I'm the last one.

So, my parents, well,
my father expects it.

Well, can't you
talk to him?

I mean, won't he let
you cheer somewhere else?

Wait. He doesn't know?

My dad would
spew a colon.

I kind of told him I
joined the tae kwon do team.

Can I tell you a secret,
but just between us?

Sure.

What?

Even though my family has
money, I took a team scholarship

because I didn't want him
to find out about Cheer Camp.

Wow. Well, does
your team know?

Weak, huh?

So, where does your
dad think you are now?

Extreme Warrior
Martial Arts Camp.

He watched me
pack my nunchuks.

Whoa, you sharks
do stick together.

Yeah, get it, get it.

Move it.
Come on, honey.

Oh, go get Carson.

Honey, that girl
can wear a thong.

Yeah, my girl needs
to learn to hang.

But we need to take
this show to my crib.

She's guarding
the stick there.

Come on, you all,
let's go. Let's go.

Yo, Carson dipped out.

And took the stick.

Where?

Maybe my girl
learned to hang.

Come on,
let's go find her.

You know, I should
really get going.

I just told you
my darkest secret.

Yeah, I know, but...

Look, when was the last
time you just danced for fun?

Without being thrown in
the air every few seconds?

A bar mitzvah
three years ago.

So, Jet boy thinks he can
handle West Coast moves?

I think Shark girl's
asking the wrong question.

No, Carson wouldn't
bring it here.

Too many haters.

Where else
can we look?

I think I have an idea.

Carson!

Oh, no.

What?

I'm about to have
a secret, too.

Carson!

What are you guys
doing here?

Us? You need to
check yourself.

We were just
hanging out.

Carson, give us back
the spirit stick.

You junk up its karma around
here with all these civilians.

Ruben, it's in our room.

No, it's not.

Why do you think we're
out here looking for you?

Somebody jacked it, and
now we know for sure who.

Jets!

Jets kick ass
from east to west

And speaking
of coincidence...

You lost the
spirit stick.

Ooh! You Sharks
are tuna.

Just give it back.

Carson, this isn't
a Jets prank.

I wouldn't scam
you like this.

Come on, Carson, it's
just a big coincidence

how he got you
out of your room

and then the spirit
stick was stolen.

Seems wrong he didn't tell you
he was a Jet when he met you.

That's right.
This has cheer bitch's

skanky paw prints
all over it!

Don't let them play
us again, Carson.

It's our year,
remember?

This is so whack.
Look, Carson.

I'll help you look for the
stupid stick, all right?

What?
Stupid stick?

Yeah. I'll help
you look, too.

Look, don't get all
crazy about this, okay?

No, it's not okay.

How can I trust someone
who lies to his own team?

Carson.

You know, he didn't
need you guys

to raise travel
money for the trip.

He was too scared to tell
his dad about Cheer Camp.

She's a liar,
right, Penn?

No, Brooke. I should
have just believed you

when you said Sharks and
Jets were sworn enemies.

Now I know why.

You showed your true
colors, didn't you?

And you showed
you're just a Jet.

Have fun being cursed,
losers.

Hey, we sold candy
bars for you, dude.

I'll pay you back
the money, okay?

But those Butterfingers
were heavy.

Hey, Pepper.

Heard the Sharks totally
lost the spirit stick.

What?

Yeah, they're
over there.

Thank you.
Thank you so much.

See you.

Uh-oh.

So it's true.
You lost my spirit stick.

Pepper, I'm sorry.
Look, I got distracted...

Well, it was up to you to
guard it with your lives.

We'll find it, Pepper.

Oh, you better.

Yeah, so, on the real,
what happens if we don't?

Oh, who knows?

You remember that cheerleader
I was telling you about?

Well, after she
broke her leg,

her entire team got some
kind of nasty stomach virus,

and they all vomited on the
competition floor, all right?

And, needless to say,
everyone was happy

to see them go
home the next day,

including the judges.

Okay, stop!
We are not cursed.

Not even the
spirit stick gods

can take this victory
away from us.

We are going to win,
damn it.

Pyramid, seven, eight.

One, two, three and
four, five, six...

Hey.

You guys, get up!

This is one
fast-acting curse.

Hey!

Damn curse.

Are those the Sharks?
Yeah.

Don't let them touch you.

Let the curse be with you!

This is all the money
I've got on me right now.

So I can give you the rest
as soon as I can, all right?

That's not what
I care about.

So, what's your deal,
Penn?

Do you want to
be here or not?

At this minute, not so much.

I'm serious.

We want to win.

Now you know what kind of
snakes those Sharks really are.

Yeah. They're like snarks.

The enemy.

Yeah, I get it, Chelsea.

Do you?

Look, I get it. You're not
into me. Nothing's gonna happen.

But it will happen
for this team.

And the only way it's gonna
work is if we do this together.

Yeah.

So, you're like
with us or what?

"J" to the
"E" to the "T" to the "S"

Jets kick ass
from east to west!

You know they
stole the stick.

It don't matter who took it, we
got to bust a cap in this curse.

Even Ruben
thinks so now.

You know what? I think it's
time for Sarah to do her thing.

A cheer sacrifice? Has
it really come to that?

Well, if it'll get us a win,
we'll do it at midnight.

O mighty fallen
cheer angels,

we summon thee from darkness.

We're sorry about
your spirit stick,

but shouldn't you be cursing the
skanky succubae that stole it?

Not us.

While you process
our request,

will you please
accept our sacrifices?

Go, spirits!

It wouldn't hurt.

Girl! Your lucky
strapless?

If you love something,
set it free.

Oh, my God.
The cheer spirits are here.

They don't sound cheerful.

Maybe it was just the wind.

That's for trying to
get us cursed, freaks!

Yeah, except that
you don't deserve.

Like we need to steal
the spirit stick to win.

You couldn't even beat me
in a cheer-off, loser.

All right, that's it.
You want a real battle?

Sharks and Jets,
right now.

Fair fight. No contact.

Cheer rumble!

Let's go.

Yeah, let's go, you guys. Let's do this.

Come on, you guys,
go around the corner.

Come on, guys, let's go.

Hey, snarks.

Bring it.

Jets!

Sharks!

Jets!

Sharks!

Pyramid! Higher!

What happened tonight
is an all-time,

an all-time low for
Camp Spirit Thunder!

You've just ruined this
camp's chances against Vance.

And, even worse,

you lost my spirit stick.

Brooke, give Pepper
back her spirit stick.

Hey, loser,
if I had the stick,

why would my team
have gotten hurt?

Because your team
started the rumble.

You don't even deserve...

Enough!

You kids have let down yourselves,
your camp and your country.

Take a look around.

Neither of you have enough
team members to compete now.

So in the morning,
when you get up,

there'll be buses here
waiting to take you all home.

Good night!

Tomorrow, we need to whip those
little Prairie Dogs into shape.

Then girlfriend, you'd
better pray for a miracle.

Let's just go
home and pretend

this whole sorry
trip never happened.

What a nightmare.

Where's the
spirit stick?

Brooke, I know
you have it.

You're still
the rock star of stupid.

Why would I keep the
stick and stay cursed?

Can we all just get over it?

Even Paris and Nicole
settled their...

Shut up, Ruben!

Pepper?

Run! Flip! Jump high! You dissed
the spirits, and die, die, die!

Pepper, let go!

What the hell?

Brooke didn't steal
the spirit stick.

She would've given it back by
now to get rid of the curse.

Whatever! She is still
a sick individual.

Now, just go to sleep. I don't
need any more drama tonight, okay?

But that means Penn had
nothing to do with it, either.

You guys,
we can't leave like this.

It's like we're
giving up.

I promised you guys a win,

and we're going
to get one.

Pretty.

Brooke, I don't think you
stole the spirit stick anymore.

Like I give a flying
tuck what you think.

Well, I do think
you want to win

Camp Championships
as much as I do.

So what?

Well, if there was any
chance to stay and compete,

you'd consider it, right?

Even if it meant
coming together.

Ew! That's like
cheer-cest!

Chelsea, I meant
combining our teams.

Look, it's about
not quitting.

Pepper wants her camp to
win, I think she'll help us.

Brilliant plan, Carson.

Look, I think the Jets are
already on the spirits' hit list.

Because of you.

Okay, well, if we leave
now, we'll all stay cursed.

Come on, Brooke.

Boo that, freak!
We're out of here.

Penn?

Look, I'm sorry for...

Well, it's kind of
a long list.

Later, Carson.

You can call me skids!

What?

You wanted me to say
yes to Hilary Duff light?

Strap on a pair, Penn.

Can I borrow yours?

Don't even try
to out-bitch me.

Yeah. Brooke's like
the Olym-bitch champion.

No doubt.

I just never pegged
you for a quitter.

I'm not quitting, Penn.

I'm embracing my future.

Which is freaking bright!

Everyone says so.

They say a lot of other stuff
about her, too, you know.

Shut up, Chelsea!

Okay, we're in.

Yes.

I'm captain, of course.

You two perform together?

In what? A cheer death match?

No. We would be...

Co-captains.

Pepper, even with
only half our squads,

we've still got the best
cheerleaders in camp.

Hey, P-Dog! It is only a jump
if your feet come off the ground.

Okay, hon?
Whatever.

Pep, I'm trying to tell you,
these Prairie Dogs are so bad,

they can't even roll over.

Don't give up
on them yet.

Come on, you all. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.

Two, two, three, four...

We are the
Flamingos! We are the Flamingos!

Look. Please give
us a second chance.

Sorry, don't believe in those,
angel pants. So you all just...

We are the Flamingos!

We are the Flamingos!
We are the Flamingos!

Damn.

No Flamingo could throw
down like that last year.

Get out of my camp,
Voorhees!

Hey, we're just passing through, ma'am.

Don't get your
scort in a twist.

Wouldn't it be fun to, like, rip
him a new one in Championships?

All right, you guys. We
called you out here to tell you

that Pepper got us
approved with the council.

And now all we
need is a new name.

I was thinking
the East-West Spirit?

Ain't that an
Amtrak train?

Why can't we have a cool
name, like TomKat or Bennifer?

How about the Jarks?

How about

the Sharts?

How about the Shets?

I mean, I don't see you guys
coming up with something better.

All right.
We're the Shets.

Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
This ain't gonna work.

Remember what happened
to Tupac and Biggie?

We'll make it work.

We're combining the best
parts of both routines,

so get up!
Get up. Up, guys.

Come on, you guys,
positions. Get up!

Penn and Chelsea,
get in the back.

I so don't do the back
row. Tell her, Brooke.

Why doesn't Goth-a-sauraus
step to the back?

Because Goth...

Sarah can dance
her little ass off.

Now let's try this.
Come on.

Chels, please.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.

Ready? Try it.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,
five, six. Two more.

One, two, three, four,
five, six... Last one.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven and eight.

I got this.

All right, everybody, that
was great. We got the fever.

Yeah, bite me.

You're doing
great, honey.

Hey, Penn.

I...

I'll be back
before next practice.

You know, I was hoping
that we could talk.

And by talk I mean,

you know, I thought that
maybe we could have a do-over.

Do-over? Carson,
I think we're done.

Look, Penn, I'm sorry I accused
you of stealing the spirit stick,

and, of course,
embarrassing you

and telling everyone
your darkest secret.

That was bad, but...

This could be
going better.

Look, Carson, I'm gonna work
my ass off to help our team win.

But you and me,

I think we should
stick to our own coasts.

All right?

Seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

Tight work.

Hey!

Pepper's lost her mind.

I think she put out
an AMBER Alert, too.

Man, I'd love to
know who took it.

I smell P-Dog.

No.

I bet it was the Flamingos.

Look, either way, let's
just hope the curse is done.

We need all
the help we can get.

You know what?
You're right.

Let's practice our
routine one more time.

What? You guys! Ow!

Get it, boy.
You better work it.

Bet I can cheer you up.

Don't be a wad, Penn.

Go find Carson.

Excuse me?

Yeah, I know.

Never thought I'd
say those words.

But, hey, if you're into a bony
ass and cankles, then what the hell.

Knot up! Go get her, fool.

Yeah, but after
she ratted me out

I can't make myself
trust her, you know.

Why not?

Damn.

I must be insane.

Doesn't mean I have to be.

Do what you want, Penn.

But don't be a pendejo.

Brooke, thanks.

Whatever.

By the way,

your loss.

I'm double-jointed.

Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

One, and two, and
three, and four... Hey!

Ever heard of this new
thing called counting?

Everybody stretch! Now!

Ever heard of team
work? Shut up, Carson.

Yo, watch it, cuz.

Yo, stop fronting, cuz.

I heard you with Chicago.

You're not just an Oreo,
Aeysha.

You're double-stuffed.

You're wrong, Brooke!

My girl, she been pulling
drive-bys since she was a shorty.

Yo, she was drinking
40s off the nipple.

Carson?

So, don't be getting up
on her Kool-Aid, biatch,

'cause I have seen
what she's done

to fugly swamp donkeys
like you, fo shizzle.

Carson, it's over.

Are you sure?

I cannot watch you
"fo shizzle" ever again.

Good.

Look, you all. All this,
"Girl, please" and cursing,

it ain't me.

I mean, it isn't me.

I just did it to
get your respect.

See, the real Aeysha
got teased every day

in junior high
for being an Oreo.

You know, black on the
outside, white on the inside.

And I've been hood
ratting it up ever since.

You're whiter than me.

Maybe so, but,
that's who I am.

Just a black girl
who enunciates.

Do you have
something to say?

Hey, if you want
respect that badly,

just be a bitch, like me.

Same respect,
half the effort.

Guess the bitch
is out of the bag.

Truth out!

I'm a virgin.

Technically.

I just act that way
so guys will like me.

But it's really hard
being slutty all the time.

I don't know how
you do it, Brooke.

My parents aren't bribing me
to be a cheerleader.

I do it because
cheerleading is dark

and twisted.

Are you high?

No. Think about it.

We cheer for
the other team's failure

just as much as we cheer
for own team's victory.

That's so twisted.

Sarah?

Okay, I'm a little high.

Yo, this is
like confession.

I'm out of here.

No, wait.

I have something to confess.

This should be good.

Miss USA has a secret.

Spill, Tara Connor.

I'm scared.

It's okay, Carson.

You can do it.

No, that's it.

I'm scared.

You know, I act like
the fearless captain

who's not afraid
to go for it,

but, in reality, going
for it is my biggest fear.

I'm so confused.

But don't let it stop you, I
mean, it happens all the time.

Yeah. What
I meant was,

I just wish I could
believe in myself

as much as I believe
in all of you.

I'm not gay.

I like girls

a lot.

Are you serious?

I'm straight.

You girls just assumed,

so once you started changing in
front of me, I couldn't stop you.

And then,
I was like committed.

Hold up.

There's no way this guy's
not gay, and I'll prove it.

Okay.

He is not gay.

No, but he is dead.

Get him.
Get him.

Hey, Mom. Hey, can I
speak to the General?

All right.

Hello, sir.

No, everything's fine.

I'm fine.

No, I'm great.

Actually, I'm not at
Warrior Camp exactly.

I'm at Cheer Camp.

Because I'm a cheerleader.

Yes, one of those.

Sir?

Dad?

Dad!

Listen.

This is the funny thing,
when you hear the rest,

cheerleading is gonna sound
like the good part.

About West Point...

Okay, that was traumatic
but good, right?

I mean, now we can
work as a team.

Yeah. A team of freaks.

We are not
a team, okay?

We can't combine routines
and this was a dumbass idea!

Tell them, Ruben.
We can do this.

We blow.
We cannot do this.

Because we're cursed,
all of us.

Holy crap, Ruben,
snap out of it!

What have you done
with happy Ruben?

It's weird, you know.

Now that I'm not
gay anymore,

I'm not gay anymore.

Okay, we're freaks!

But let's make
that work for us.

Come on, you guys. I mean,
there has to be some way

that we can
perform together.

We can start with couples.

I'll take the lead.

So, like, we're
gonna copy them?

I'm gonna move to the
right then to the left.

Okay.

Start up like that,
all right?

Okay.

Here we go.

Hey, you want
to try this?

There you go.

Top again.

All right, top again.
Here we go.

Give me a turn.
There you go.

For real.

This could work.

And I'll prove it.
Get over here.

All right, everybody
ready? From the top.

Look, I'm cool about you coming
out of the straight closet.

Please, you're just saying
that so I'll try to catch you.

Try?

All right.
Five, six, seven, eight.

That was tight.
You know what?

I think we could
actually win this.

Maybe we should
make sure.

"Compare the opposing army so you
may know where strength lies. "

Recon?

Hey, guys. We need
to get some disguises.

They practice on stage 70A.
Find it.

Cell phones ready?

Recon positions by
texting only. Break!

Chels,

I'm right next to you.

Thank you.

Hey, Ron,
get the gate for me.

Hello, Mr. Voorhees.

The Flamingos
just started...

Listen, we have got to
tighten up the security.

I need more time
for my Flamingos...

Keep up the good work.

I guess your father
would laugh at us, huh?

He's not big
into laughter.

You know,
I told him everything.

Really?

Then what'd he say about
you being a cheerleader?

Well, that he
laughed at.

Hey, covert cheer-ops.

Two-to-one pyramid.

All right, Ruben, Eric, Nick, you
three in the corner, be the base.

Come on, guys, hurry up.
Let's go.

Chelsea,
watch out for the guard.

Brooke, first level.
All right.

One, two, three.

All right. Now, Carson.

One, two, three.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

I don't want to see
any loose knees.

Jason, that's on the two.
You're always late.

Wait, how did you
guys get in here?

Seriously, that guy
wasn't even a real guard.

"If an enemy leaves the door
open, you must rush in. "

Art of War.

Base, keep it together now.

I really want to see you
attack the ground. Oh, yeah!

Oh, my gosh.

Welcome to cheer-topia.

State of the art
everything.

Is that Letty Trotter?

Choreographer
to the stars?

That look on your faces,

that's the same look
I had after my divorce.

So sad to see
a dream die.

Anyhoo, give my best
to Pepper, would you?

Vance wasn't
bluffing.

Their tumbling
is amazing.

Those Flamingos
are like...

Better than us.

We need to come up with
something really good.

No, really?

I thought we'd come
up with something bad

and see if we
can win that way.

Sorry, it's a reflex.

What are we
going to do?

Look, I don't know, okay?
I can't believe it.

After all this, I just wanted
to win Camp Championships once.

Don't freak out, Carson.

Yeah, easy for you
to say. You've won.

Look, our dance routine
is better than theirs.

We just need
a triple threat.

Let's think.
What would Sun Tzu do?

"Make use of concubines
who are greedy for gold. "

I don't think Sun Tzu would be
riding a rollercoaster, Carson.

You see how the red
and blue rails loop?

Criss-cross and
then corkscrew away?

Yeah, almost like
a double helix.

That'll be the path
of the two flyers.

Sweet!
Sweet!

No one's ever
done that before.

We're gonna need something
new if we want to win.

Imagine if we pull it off.
That would be sick!

It'd be awesome.
So cool!

But is it possible?

Yeah, it's gonna be really
difficult for the flyers.

Who's gonna do it?

Five, six, seven, eight...

You okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

All right, you guys,
let's do it again.

One, two, three,
four, five, six...

Hey, Aeysha,
who taught you to sew?

Martha Stewart.

All right.
One portable hot press.

Nice work.
Where'd you find that?

Concierges can do anything
all over the world.

You'll see for yourself
when we win tomorrow.

Where in the world
of competition sports

will you find
two arch rivals,

forced by
a dramatic twist of fate,

to join teams and
combine their styles

to face a mysterious
new challenger?

Well, right here at the All
Star Cheer Camp Championships,

where one of these teams
will win the title

and the right to represent
the United States

in the World Cheer
Exhibition Tour.

And who will that be?

Up next on Cheer TV, the most
exciting cheerleading in the world!

All right. All right. All
right. Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,
moms and dads,

welcome to the All Star
Cheer Camp Championship!

You guys look great.

All right. Well, let's
not waste any more time.

Let's bring out our first
people, representing Camp Victory,

ladies and gentlemen, make
a lot of noise for Sebring!

Thank you, Prairie Dogs.
Good luck in the competition.

Next up on the practice
pad, the Flamingos.

...three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah!
Good job.

All right. All right!

Great job, Sebring!

They really brought it,
didn't they?

Another fantastic routine.
Am I right?

Yeah!
Are you ready for another?

All right! All the way
from South Dakota,

give it up for
the Prairie Dogs!

Don't forget your lock out.

All right, guys, let's
run it. Five, six...

This is a cheer-saster.

A cheer-tastrophe.

A total cheer-clipse
of the sun.

Not bad.
Good one.

Yes.

Look, no, you guys
are all wrong, okay.

We're still good.
We just...

We want the crowd
to be pumped up.

Okay, all right.
They were really good, right?

Sharks, Jets, Shets.

It doesn't really matter
what you call yourselves.

Oh, and you call yourselves
the Flaming Hoes.

Yeah.
That's a bad choice.

...introduce to you,
the mighty Flamingos.

Hope you've been practicing
your loser facials.

Oh, wait.
I think you're on.

You are so on.

Shelby, come on!

Come on, you guys.

Let's go.

Flamingos, think pink!

Pink, pink, pink!

They're even better
than I remembered.

And they're not
even cursed.

Carson.

Okay, you've got to get
over yourself and fast.

What? Stop psyching yourself out.

Look, I'm totally fine.

You're totally not, and
they know that you're scared.

Look, what else do
you want me to say?

You've been right
about me all along.

I'm not a good leader,
my skills are...

You idiot.
This is not about skills.

This competition is
about showmanship.

Your choreography is
going to win it for us.

Don't you know you're
more creative than me?

Why else would I bother
to put you down?

Carson, you've got it.
You always have.

But for the Shets' sake,
now you gotta bring it.

Hey, it's your year,
remember?

No, Brooke, it's our year.

All right, you guys,
this is it.

Just stay tight
and lock out.

Okay. On three.

One, two, three.

Shets!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah.
Hey.

Yeah! Great job!

And now for our last
performance of the day,

from Camp Spirit Thunder, rising
from the ashes of both coasts,

here are the Shets!

Don't worry, skids,
I checked your marks.

Just catch me, okay.

Cradle.

All set, Penn.

Cradle.

Told you I'd catch you.

Yes, yes. Yes, yes!

We did it!

That's what I'm talking
about. Give me some.

Some what?

Okay. All right. Yeah!

As always, Cheer Camp Championships
deliver, huh? Let's hear you.

We'll have to wait
for the judges to score

because this one's
going to be close.

Too close.
Yeah.

Now is a really bad
time to be cursed.

You know what? Who
cares if we're cursed?

Getting cursed may have been the
best thing that's ever happened to us.

Without this curse, we would
have never become this team,

and hit a stunt that's
never been done before.

I mean,
that was amazing.

I have the results
right here.

I'll be reading third
place, apparently.

In third place, representing
South Dakota, the Prairie Dogs.

Way to go, Dogs.

Look, we all gave 100%,
and we trust each other.

Who cares about some stupid
old trophy and world tour?

Coming in at second place,

the Flamingos!

Oh, my God!

All right. So that means
the winning squad

that will represent
the United States

on a Cheer Exhibition
World Tour

is the East-West Shets!

Brooke, I meant what I said. I know.

It's just...
We freaking won!

I know.

Pepper, got something
for you.

My spirit stick.

Vance, I knew it
was you all along.

But why? You don't
even believe in it.

No, but you do.

Besides, the stupid stick
didn't work in the first place.

Pepper.
Maybe it did.

We broke the curse.

You sure did.
Congratulations.

No more curse!
No more curse!

No more curse!

Carson.

♪ Boy walk in the spot,
he's so fresh

♪ He got what he needs to impressin' ♪

♪ Just look at the way
that he dressin' ♪

♪ Ain't no question chicks like oh ♪

♪ Girl walkin' the spot,
she stop traffic ♪

♪ She's blowing your mind
with her asset ♪

♪ So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like oh ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪

♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪

♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪

♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪

♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪

♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪

♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪

♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪

♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪

♪ Just like that they ♪

♪ Boy actin' as if
there's no pressure ♪

♪ He'd do anything to get with her ♪

♪ He say anything to convince her ♪

♪ Money spent to diamonds send her ♪

♪ Girl playin' it cool
but she's with it ♪

♪ She lovin' the fact
that she's gifted ♪

♪ Everything he do she gets lifted ♪

♪ Feels so wicked lovin' like oh ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪

♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪

♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪

♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪

♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪

♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪

♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪

♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪

♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪

♪ Just like that they ♪

♪ One night with you boy
just one night with you ♪

♪ All the things we could do
Every day I think of ♪

♪ One night with you
no one else but us two ♪

♪ All our dreams would come true
If we'd just get together ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪

♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪

♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us moving like that ♪

♪ Maybe I can see us touching like that ♪

♪ Baby I can see us kissing like that ♪

♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪

♪ Uh, what you waitin' for? ♪

♪ He said girl you winnin'
She said boy where you been at ♪

♪ Stop talking let's get with it
Just like that they ♪

♪ He said you're amazing
She said then why ya waiting ♪

♪ No more deliberating
What you doin' let's get to it ♪

♪ Just like that they ♪

♪ And it's only baby ♪

♪ You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it ♪

♪ You're gonna like it ♪

♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪

♪ You're gonna like it
You're gonna want it ♪

♪ You're gonna like it ♪

♪ We don't need no more
that he said she said ♪