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Where is he?

We need eyes on him!

Wait, Frank! There!

- Where?
- Look.

He's taunting me.

He knows about my fear
of heights.

It's best not to graft
too many human emotions

on the guy.

Also, I don't think
penguins remember faces.

Oh, he's gonna
remember this one.

I'm going up.

Frank. Dude, that's
10 meters.

That's like half a mile
or something.

Let me go, man.

No, it's gotta be me.

You've been duped
too many times by him.

I'm gonna Greg Louganis
this bitch.

Mr. Louganis is most
famous for

hitting his head pretty bad,
but good luck.

Okay, Oreo, here we are.

How do you want
to play this?

We could do it
the easy way, or the...

He jumped.

Wow. What an entry!
Literally no splash.

You all saw that?

That's crazy.

I got him.
I got him, Frank!

Oh, wait.
No, he got out.

He got out.

Oh, come on!

Okay, this ends... now!

Oh, all good, I got him.

Why did I do this!

Oh.

If anybody finds
a couple of testicles,

they're mine.

There they are!

If you need
a penguin to be found

and you have a very flexible
timetable, these are your guys.

Now, to make a big day
even bigger.

It's the groundbreaking
for our new annex kennels.

A whole year of
fundraising culminates today.

Woo!

So just to run
through the itinerary,

um, after a quick
meet and greet,

I'm going to take all our VIPs
through the old kennels

to see how dire the
overcrowding situation is.

- Then I'm...
- Was.

No, is.

Was. Kennels are empty.

I adopted out all
the dogs yesterday.

It's too bad we don't work
on commission.

The kennels are empty?

Did you... did you not read
my emails?

I mean, I don't get
to all the emails.

Can't be alone on that,
right guys?

Shred likes to read them out
loud in the truck.

So I stay up to date
whether I like it or not.

It helps with my car sickness.

The subject line was
"Urgent, Read This".

I didn't see it.

I can't stress to you enough

how much the optics of
this tour will not work

if the kennels are empty.

Hey, boss, I actually got
a potential solve here.

Oh hey, Emily, is it okay
if Parker showers here?

A large spider is taking up
residence in our bathtub.

Seems like he already did.
So, okay.

So, you guys want to make
this event epic, right?

Here's my pitch.
I sing the national anthem.

Oh.

Emily, don't look askance
at his offer.

My boy's got pipes.

Yeah, okay, um.
Thank you.

It's a no, for me,
but thank you.

So here's what
we're going to do.

All available officers,
get me dogs,

round up every mutt,
every stray,

every gutter hound
you can find.

It's this kind of energy
that makes us the bad guys

in talking animal movies.

You all have six hours.
Let's go. Move, people!

- Let's go.
- Go.

Frank, quickly,

before we all take off,
I got you something.

Well, I got it for you
ages ago,

but it only just arrived.
Are you ready?

Ta da!

Oh, El Panino Caldo Superbo.

Yeah, I ordered it for you

after Templeton sabotaged
your old one,

but it took forever
to get here.

Cool. What a great gift.

Okay. I was expecting another
level of excitement.

I charged the de-fib
thinking you'd pop a gasket.

What's up?

Oh, no.
I love it, I love it.

You seem distracted.

Are you prepping for
another colonoscopy?

You can't have coffee.

Sorry.

Um, my dad was supposed
to call me yesterday.

He calls me every year
on the 11th.

It's a whole thing.

That's it.

No details.

What's the 11th?

It's the anniversary
of my senior prom.

I got stood up at
the last minute,

and so I had to take
somebody else.

If you don't tell me every
painful detail of that story,

I'm going to burn a s'more
on your Caldo Superbo.

It's not a big deal.
I took my cousin Molly.

I have so many questions,
because where I'm from,

we can't... can't get
with cousins.

We barely danced together.

Barely.

Okay, okay, I'm leaving.

But I just want
to let you know

that I really appreciate this
incredibly thoughtful gift.

I'm touched.

What's that face?

This is me being sincere.

It's unsettling.

Okay.

Quickly, before you go,

would you say she's the cousin
that got away?

Hey, sorry to interrupt.

I just want to say I'm stoked
for your big day today.

Oh, thanks!
I'm stoked too.

I've never said stoked before,
but, um, I...

Yeah, I hope it goes well.

It'll be amazing.

It's been so cool to see
the whole kennel project

come together,

if not a little frightening, sometimes.

You made it happen
and that's pretty badass.

I don't know, I...

That's sweet of you to say.

Yeah.

Um, uh, go get me some dogs.

All right. Yep.

Okay.

Ciao Bella.

Yeah. Ciao. Bella.

She is so beautiful.

And I love the adorable way
she talks.

She's from New Zealand.

Like Bilbo Baggins.
That's sick.

You should ask her out.

I've been trying, man.

We vibed hard at the party
like, you know.

But now she won't even
give me the time of day,

even when I ask for the time.

Yo.

Do you think you can put in
a good word for me?

I could do that.

Patel!
Are you kidding me?

Dogs! Move!

Yeah, I was just about to...

This is all your fault!
Fix it!

Do you think the
groundbreaking ceremonies

is like a plus one situation?

I was thinking about
bringing Isabelle,

but things have been weird

since our whole 'are we
gonna have kids' fight.

Please don't have kids.
I can't deal with more of you.

You made that joke last week

during our house
of mirrors call.

You're off your
A-game, brother.

Are you still on your feelings
about your dad?

Victoria told me.

It's just weird
he hasn't called me back.

I even tried texting him,
but nothing.

Usually when I text him,

I get a thumbs down
within five minutes.

Well, maybe we could call
your brother.

He's very close with your dad
by Shaw family standards.

Okay, fine.
He's under pestilence.

I named my siblings
after the four horsemen

of the apocalypse.

Oh, cool.
Yeah, I love westerns, so.

What do you want?
I'm very busy.

Is dad dead?

Inside.

He called me, like,
a month ago

to complain about the price
of light bulbs.

What are you worried about?

I'm not worried.

I was just wondering if he
fell down a flight of stairs.

I mean, I don't care
if he did,

it's just odd he didn't
call me yesterday.

I forgot cousin-prom-aversary.

Oh, wait, wait,

what was the theme
of the dance again?

I don't remember.

I do.

That was called a setup.

It was called
Star-Crossed Lovers.

Oh, Frank, look,
there's a stray dog.

Wait. Nope.
That's a futon.

Four legs, you can see
how I got there.

You know who's great?

I'm not investing in whatever
you're about to pitch me.

That's very funny.
You know who else is funny?

Parker.

Great dancer, too.

Just say what you need to say.

I'm saying my man is crushing
on you hard,

but you're not even
giving him a chance.

What's the issue?

He's charismatic
and sexy and fun.

He's basically boy candy.

So I'm saying take a lick.

Have a bite.

Okay, don't breathe
so heavy on me

when you say stuff like that.

Parker's not looking
for anything real.

I know this because
he's basically

the dude version of me.

The old me.

I don't know, maybe I might be
looking for

something a little more
long term.

Something with...
a little more heart.

All right, this is an entirely
new color on you.

I think I love it.

No one deserves to find
someone special

more than... dog.

Dog! Dog!

All right.

One down.

And an entire kennel to go.

Hey! That's my dog.

Oh sorry, ma'am,
but he was loose.

He's on the end
of my driveway.

Yeah, Patel,
it seems like it.

You will have to, um,
produce registration

otherwise, unfortunately...

I always carry it with me.

Good. Great.

Uh, this is unfortunately
just the first step.

Vaccination?
Here you go.

Exactly. Very prepared.

Got it all.

Not familiar with this vet.

Now, until we can verify
his license...

We're done.
I'm so sorry.

We're good, thank you.

What are we gonna do now?

I don't know, but we better
do it soon,

because I just got an email
from Emily and it's all caps.

Another email?

I mean, how am I missing
all of these...

You know what?
It's in my spam.

Wow, there's a lot of these.

All right, mic check,
mic check.

Who here loves dogs?

Me!

Sounds great.

Okay, let's move on to seating.

Do we think this is
one too many chairs?

Maybe, yeah.

So, we're back from our first
loop around the city.

Amazing!
How many dogs did you rescue?

Well, now keep in mind it was
more of a warm-up loop.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

So how many do you have?

Huh?

One dog.
You brought me one dog.

Wait a second.
Is that your dog?

You brought your own pet in.

A dog's a dog.

No.

You know what, Pamela's used to
a pretty cush lifestyle.

I'm gonna go grab her
some string cheese.

No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

I think, um, Victoria is going
to grab the cheese

because I'm gonna need
to talk to you.

Mhm.

I love being the one
who's not in trouble.

Okay, I'm sorry I didn't
read one email.

No, it was seven.

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven emails

about the event.

And if you do not find me
dogs right now,

I will be sending one more
final important email

that will be cc'd to HR.

I think I get
what you're saying.

Actually, it'll be
cc'd to Bettany

who's sitting in for Rhonda,
who's on vacation in Scottsdale,

but yeah.

Is she finally taking that
turquoise tour?

Yeah, her PT cleared her
shoulder for the trip,

so she's just loading up
on broaches.

Good for her.

Wait! No,

I will not be baited
into side chatter.

Find me dogs... now!

Huge news, Frank.
There's been a birth.

Oreo and Patty's egg hatched.
It's a beautiful 57 gram boy.

Both mother and baby are
doing very well.

And later, I'm actually
going to go to the zoo

and visit the new parents
if you'd like to come.

I would not like to,
but I will throw some squid

onto their baby registry.

Okay. Speaking of daddies,
have you heard from yours?

No, I've called him three times,

but his answering machine
is full,

although it's been full
since 1994,

so I'm trying not
to read into it.

I think it's time we do
a welfare check.

We are doing nothing.

This is between me
and my maybe dead dad.

Okay, well, speaking
of somebody

with a definitely dead dad,

I highly recommend
that we go over there

and either rip off the most
painful Band-Aid

of your life,

or share a hearty laugh
with Papa Shaw, you know?

Come on, I got you.

You know what?

Let's save the high-five until
after we find my dad's body.

Yeah.

We won't high-five
if he's dead.

We'll hug.

No, we won't.

Yes, we will.

Hi, you're still here?

Can't let these amenities
go to waste.

Hey, any update on Victoria?
You hype me up good.

I hyped you great.

I do have bad news.

You're too handsome
for her.

Oh, curse my ancestors.

Yeah, I curse your ancestors.

I guess she wants to find some
uggo to settle down with.

Oh, man. That sucks.

Listen, I wish I could do more,

but, um, I'm kind of in
the doghouse with my boss

because of a doghouse.

What can I do to help my boy?

Nothing, unfortunately, P-Man.

This mission is not for
the ruggedly handsome.

No, this I must do alone...
with Victoria.

Yeah.

Great.

You want what now?

We want to borrow every single
dog that you have.

Oh, I'm gonna have to get
my protractor,

because I don't quite understand
your angle, right now.

Okay, we just need them
for Emily's kennel opening,

and then, we'll give
them back.

I don't want them back.

Great, we'll keep them.

Deal. No, actually,
I want them now.

Templeton, we're offering,
literally, to do your job.

Can you just maybe
be cool for once?

Cool is not my M.O.

I run hot.
Soup in the bath hot.

So if I'm doing you a favor,
I want something in return.

I'm out.

Presumptuous.
I'm dating someone now.

She's lovely and I was not
gonna take you out

on a nice seafood date.

She stayed longer
than I expected.

Let's make sure
she's out of earshot.

You're creeping me
and you're freaking me.

Let's keep this
between the boys.

Keep it on the QT.

What do you want?
Where's this going?

I want you to be my man,

on the inside,
at your precinct.

What does that mean?

I don't know yet,
but when I call,

I need you to be the one
to pick up the phone.

It's ominous and weird,

but, you know,
I'm under the gun, so.

Fine.

Let's meet the dogs.

Okay.

Biter. Biter.

Cutie pie! Sweetheart.

Biter.

Biter, big time.

Wow, can't believe
we're about to enter

the childhood home
of Frank Shaw.

Do you have one of those,
uh, little door jams

with your height written
in it?

Yeah, we're not that type
of family.

Though, there are various
dents in the drywall

to mark the passage of time.

He's dead!
He's dead!

He's freaking dead!

I can feel it.

Wait, you said he was
fine this morning.

Yes, but then you
got me thinking.

So I texted him an
article about immigrants...

and he didn't
respond immediately.

Ow!

I'm fine.

All right, trained cop.
Why don't you step aside.

I'm fine.

Frank...

donkey kick on three.

Yeah. On three.
Like we always did.

And one.

Guys, there was a key
in the planter.

I'm okay, I'm okay,
I'm okay.

Dad!

Couch is clear.

Chair, clear.

Okay, he's not in the closet,

but he's got great taste
in coats.

Is it too early to call
dibs or?

Okay. He's not wedged

between the wall and
the Murphy bed upstairs.

I'm gonna find
dad's body first.

Okay, this is not
a competition...

Ow, ow, ow!

Stop, stop, stop pushing
against my hand.

- You're on me.
- Don't push my hand.

Oh! Whoa!

Haven't you bastards
learned how to knock?

Oh, for the love of God,
mom died in that bed!

What the hell did you wet wipes
do to my door?

Can you cinch that up, please?

Well, what?
Have I given you a complex?

Oh. Sorry, sir, we just...
we thought you were dead.

I'm Shred, by the way.

Yeah, I know who you are.

Yes!

I'm obviously very much alive.

Yeah, you made that
abundantly clear

when you were
humping non-mom.

She has a name.
It's Priscilla.

And she was,
uh... humping me.

Somebody end this.
Patrick, give me your gun.

No, don't.
Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Okay, you're unveiling again.

Could you just double knot it
or something?

Okay, so clearly,
the brothers Shaw

are doing a lot of processing
right now,

but we are so happy
you're alive

and we're even happier
that you're exploring

your sexuality
in your sunset years.

I tried you, like, ten times.
You couldn't call me back

during one of your
Gatorade breaks?

Frank was very worried
about you,

that's why he broke
down your door.

You were worried
about me, Francis?

That's disgusting.

Okay. Yeah, well, not
as disgusting

as the creepy flesh parade
that we stumbled in on.

Oh, you're just jealous
because I met someone.

I don't know what the
hell it is you're waiting for.

And you're my best
looking son.

Wait. Who are you
talking to?

You know who I'm talking to?

No, I don't.

Hey, there are all
kinds of beauty.

You're beautiful.

Oh, look, take it
from me, guys.

Life is short,

but it's a hell
of a lot more fun

if you share it with someone.

You hear me?

Now, I'm talking to a lot
of gibberish here

because I just had my brains
banged out.

Jimmy!

I gotta go.

You two owe me a front door.

Oh, um, I had a... here...

This is for you.

Now get the hell out of here,
you pervs.

Is that your cousin?
She's beautiful.

Your kids would
have been so tall.

Yeah, I don't think height

would have been their most
noticeable trait.

Friends, now that you have
seen our old kennels

and how overcrowded they are,

I hope you can appreciate
how necessary

this addition is for us.

I've seen a lot of
your creations,

but that one takes
my breath away.

You're not getting any.

Okay.

...thanks to your
generosity,

when you look into
the eyes of the animals here,

they will be saying thank you.

If you would all indulge me
for a moment,

I would like to thank
a group of people that

I could not have done
this without.

They made this all possible.

Um, guys, would you
join me up here?

Please welcome up Officers
Sands, Patel, Shaw, Taylor

and my executive
assistant, Bettany.

Without their tireless help,

we would never have broken
ground today.

That is such good digging,
y'all.

Don't you guys think that
such a momentous occasion

call for something special,
like the national anthem?

Oh, we don't have any
music queued up, but

He's just a one-man band.

This one's from the heart,
y'all.

♪ God of Nations
at thy feet. ♪

What dumb thing
is happening here?

It's the New Zealand
National Anthem.

Why?

♪ Hear our voices? ♪

I told you my boy had pipes.

Yeah, he's a smoke show.

He's the whole damn fire.

♪ Our free land.

You know, he learned
this for you.

Well, yeah.

I didn't think he'd got it
out of a karaoke book.

♪ God defend New Zealand.

Okay.

That's my boy!

Let's go, New Zealand!

Did you see how much
they were sweating?

Honestly, it would have been
less traumatizing

if we had just found
his body.

He looked happy, though.

Yeah, of course he is.

The old prune found
somebody to touch him.

Are you seeing anybody?

Uh, I was seeing
this woman, Yasmine,

but I found out that she
was taking pictures of me

while I slept, so.

Huh, she was just trying
to catch you

at your most interesting.

How about you?

Are you still dating Mom's
ancient friend?

Mimi.
Oh, we kind of drifted apart.

She lives south of Tacoma,
and she's got night blindness.

And her son just
got a new hip, so.

Her son got a new hip?
How old is she?

I never ask.

Do you think there's something
wrong with us?

Well, dad's getting some,
and we're not,

so we're not killing it.

What about that Australian girl
from work?

New Zealand.
She would destroy you.

No, I wasn't talking about me.

I was talking about you,
you, dumbass.

I mean, you obviously
have a connection.

We're just coworkers.

I mean, probably
technically friends.

We made out with a
billionaire together.

You know,

she gave me a panini
press today,

but I mean it was
like a nice one.

Do you hear that?

It's like a low-pitched
wailing.

Is that her?

No, it's him.

Oh, okay.

Wrap it up.
Wrap it up.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Now, let that be a lesson,
Frank.

Never try.

Hey!

I got your texts
about the baby!

Is no one else here?

No, I...
I think it's just us.

I texted everybody,
but Frank just responded

with an unsubscribe.

Yeah, this is too wholesome
for Frank.

Yeah.

Where's the new family?

Well, they were all sort
of hiding

behind those rocks
over there,

but I did hear the baby chirp,

and it was like, the cutest
sound I'd ever heard.

Oh my God!

Yeah.

By the way, you were
incredible today.

No, really?

Yeah, totally.

I mean, it was my
first groundbreaking.

Well...

But you just looked
so natural

holding a shovel and posing.

Oh, thanks.

It was very cool.

Parker's New Zealand
National Anthem

did sort of steal the show.

Yeah, it was better.

Oh, but you were great.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Oh, look, here they come.

Oh my gosh!

Oh! Oh, they're so cute.

Yeah, it kind of still
blows my mind

that they actually
walk that way.

Yeah.
Look what you did.

I do feel, like,
weirdly proud.

You should feel proud.

I feel kind of proud.

You brought him home.

♪ When the lightning
rolled over the valley. ♪

♪ I lost my mind.

*

Nice and ominous.

You want to split a burger
and fries on the way home?

Oh, and a milkshake.
Pam, you naughty girl.

Frank.

Jeez.

Hey.

Hi, Yasmine.

Uh... how long have you
been lurking?

Sorry, I was in the
neighborhood for lunch,

so I figured I'd stick around
to see you.

Lunch was eight hours ago.

And were you at
my gym yesterday?

Would you care?

Not really.

Oh.

You got a dog?

Hopper! Doc Whiskers!
Behave yourself!