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Damn, bro.

It's the end of an era, huh?

Yeah, for real bro.

Oh. You excited for Boston?

Yeah.

I mean, it's gonna feel a little weird

going out-of-state.

But yeah, it'll be nice.

Yeah, but it's gonna be a little different tho.

Sure, but we'll stay in touch though.

Besides, we have all summer to hangout before I leave.

True.

Just make sure you don't forget about me. Aight?

Dawg, I'm never gonna forget you.

Imma miss you so much bro.

FUCK!

Shit!

Oh God!

Nooo!

Damn

I miss you so much already.

Yeah.

I just wish you'd decided to go to TMU with me.

Or at least, one of the other LA colleges.

Yeah, but I don't even know what I want to study yet.

Yeah, I know.

But, I just keep thinking how much fun it would be...

to be together and hang out all of the time.

Yeah.

But, I'll call you every night,

and we'll make it work.

Josh?

Yeah?

I'm breaking up with you.

What?

Come in.

It�s time.

Are you all packed?

Yep.

If it becomes too much or...

you feel unsafe,

just come home. Okay?

I know, Mom.

I'll be fine.

You don't know that.

Just...

please be careful.

I'm so proud of you Joshy

I'm gonna miss you, Mom.

Don't have too much fun. Okay, kiddo?

Thank you, Mark. You're such a... guy.

Okay...

bye.

[somber music}

Welcome to Takaki Memorial University.

I'm your dean, Dr. Pierce,

and it is my honor to welcome you

to an impressive and diverse legacy

of academic excellence.

At this institution,

we value, learn discussion, and innovation.

Found in 1874 by President Todd Takaki...

There's gotta be a 50% chance Dr. Piece is a lizard person. Right?

I bet her tongue shoots out so she can eat passing flies.

Shhh!

I'm Claire, by the way.

Josh.

Hey so, me and some friends are going to the Beta Sig party tonight,

if you wanna come.

Wow, really?

Yeah, It'll be fun.

Plus, we can have one more guy in our group without messing up our ratio,

so if you know anyone...

I have a roommate.

Yeah, is he cool?

Uhhh...

No.

Well, he kinda gives off incel vibes but...

I think he's just homeschooled.

Yeah.

Well, we're pregaming in room 213 at eight.

Yeah, bet. We'll be there.

See you then.

Yeah.

Okay,

Alright, that does it for today.

I hope you all we paying attention because...

you all have a three-page reflection due.

on Dr. Pierce's video, next week.

Bro.

Bro.

- Guess what? - What?

So I'm sitting in orientation class

and we're watching that Dr. Pierce shit. Right?

I start talking to this girl

and she invites us both to...

a frat party. Tonight.

Cool.

"Cool."

That's you!

It's not cool, it's huge!

You're welcome by the way.

For what?

It's a frat party?

- I'm not going. - Why not?

I'm busy.

Bullshit.

I have homework.

Friday night homework

is a Sunday night problem.

Look, I have a lot that I need to do this weekend

and I'd just like to get it done now.

There's no way you've got that much work

on the first week of classes!

I do!

Oh, I get it.

You just want to sit here and jerk off

all day.

Well, guess what?

We're going to dinner tonight.

I already ate.

- Are you serious right now? - Sorry.

Will you turn it down, please?

Only if you come to the party tonight.

No.

Come on!

I've been waiting for this opportunity all week.

You're really gonna screw that up for me?

Besides,

I didn't want to play this card.

But,

you know I've been having a hard time adjusting to college.

Why did you leave me?

Look,

you would be doing me a huge favor.

Besides, I've seen you lying in bed every night.

This is your chance

to have the real college experience.

Whatever happens tonight

could change everything for us.

If I go,

will you be quiet until eight?

Yes.

- Okay fine, starting now. - Okay!

- Oh, one more thing. - What?

Me crying the other night,

that stays between us. Right?

- Sure. - Thank you.

Josh.

Yeah, what's up?

I need you to understand this.

I'm going to this party for you.

But,

if at any point tonight I feel uncomfortable or unsafe,

I'm leaving with or without you.

- Well, it's gonna take a little... - No!

Listen.

If at any point I'm uneasy,

I'm gone. Got it?

Got it. Message received.

Good

You good?

Fine.

Okay,

Well, we should probably get dressed.

Oooh, damn.

Why are we dressed like we're about to

invade Iraq?

Just a precaution.

Right.

Could you at least put a flannel on?

I take it you haven't been to many parties in high school?

Only my cousin's Bar Mitzvah.

What about you?

I've been to a lot.

I was a big party guy in high school.

- Cool. - Going crazy.

I think this one's us.

What's up boss?

Can you tap us in?

Yeah for sure.

Thanks.

Do you know where room 213 is?

Oh shit, are you Claire's friends?

Oh yeah, good friends. You know her?

Yeah, we went to high school together.

Woah, that's so crazy.

Yeah, I'm just waiting on my girl

but take the elevator up.

Down the hall to the right.

Bet.

I'm Josh.

Kevin.

Andrew.

Cool, I'll see y'all up there.

Okay, time out.

You cannot be acting like that at the party.

Like what?

Like a fucking virgin.

I don't know. Like being awkward.

I agreed to come here because you asked me.

I'd rather be back in the room where it's safe.

Whatever. Just try to relax.

Jesus Christ.

Kevin.

Kevin.

Alice?

Kevin.

KEVIN!

Okay.

Get ready.

Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.

Thanks, bye.

Sorry about that.

My brother was supposed to get me alc,

but then he bailed at the last minute so

all I have are just leftover seltzers and one of his beers.

That works.

So, you're Josh's roommate?

Yeah.

I fuck with the fit.

Very Kanyecore.

I would lose the flannel though.

I'm Jewish so...

Which one do you want?

- Oh I'll take the beer. - I'm good.

That looks delicious. Thank you.

So, How'd you two meet?

Did you guys request each other?

No, that's actually the really crazy part.

- I requested a single. - I did too.

but I guess there wasn't room.

Well that's the part that was really crazy.

They got way more Freshmen than they usually get.

I had to fill out a whole form to request one.

That's just the application process.

Right.

Yeah.

So, what's your major?

Could you get the door, Josh?

Wait, don't we want to see who that is first?

Welcome to the pa-

Where's Kevin?

He went down to meet you.

Didn't you see him?

No. Someone else had to let me in.

We saw him.

Yeah, he was right outside.

Did you try calling his phone?

Yeah, he's not answering.

Do you have his location?

Yeah, hold on.

Let me see.

It just says he's in the building.

No. No. No.

Zoom in.

He's next to the building.

Okay, well I'm gonna go find him.

Does anyone want to come?

Okay, fine. I'll go by myself.

No, that's for wine.

Oh, wait so...

It's the cap opener part.

Wait, what time does the party start at though?

Eleven? We're gonna be out til eleven?

- Eleven, that's a party. - They end at three.

THREE?

Andrew, what the fuck do you think a party is?

Andrew, behind you!

Pull it out.

No!

That just makes it worse.

It's not that deep.

Pull it out.

Okay.

I'm good. I'm good.

Stay with me, Alice.

You, call an ambulance.

Oh my God, Alice what the hell happened?

Kev... Kevin.

Don't try to talk.

Help is on the way.

Dude, are you okay?

My vest took the brunt of it. Go!

We're in the south parking lot.

A girl has been stabbed in the chest.

Yeah. Okay, Yeah.

Yeah, we can do that.

Andrew, you're gonna need to...

Actually he's already doing that.

Claire, can you apply pressure to the wound?

Yeah, but my roommate stabbed her with his knife.

No, you're not understanding.

She attacked him first,

but he has a bulletproof vest.

There's another girl who's been stabbed. She's still here!

No, I didn't see her get stabbed.

That was before...

Yeak, okay.

Yeah, His name is Andrew Cross.

Okay,

What's that?

The killer dropped this, look.

How does the killer have a kay to Navarro Hall?

I don't know,

but it might lead us to Kevin.

We're going after the psycho that took Kevin.

What?

If there's even a chance he's alive,

we have to help him.

No, I just called the cops.

They're gonna be here any minute.

- Did you guys just get that? - Yeah.

It says an attack has been reported on campus

and everyone must return to their rooms immeadiately.

The paramedics must have contacted them after...

What?

It says the suspected perpetrator is Andrew Cross.

That's you right?

Why the hell would they think it's me?

The dispatcher asked for your name man.

And you gave it to them?

- You can't just lie to 9-1-1. - You fucking imbecile.

The whole campus is on lockdown until you're apprehended.

It's okay, I'll just explain it to them when they arrive.

No. That'll take all night,

you'll probably fuck it up again,

and they won't do anything to help Kevin.

We have a lead.

We're Kevin's best hope right now.

With security patrolling campus,

you won't even make it to Navarro Hall.

I was trained in tactical stealth movement.

I'll be fine.

What about the killer?

Won't she just kill you two next?

I mean Josh, you don't even have any combat training.

Okay, well that's not entirely true.

I took two years of karate in middle school.

He'd stand a better chance if I'm watching his back. Right?

This is insane.

I'm gonna stay here with Alice.

But if you two want to get yourselves killed,

be my guest.

Alright, well we need to go now.

Andrew may have trained for this but you haven't.

This isn't worth risking your life over. Just...

give me time to clear his name.

You good?

Yeah.

Okay, we should be clear for the next stretch.

So,

How did you learn all the action stuff?

I had to complete a miliatry bootcamp

before my mom would let me go to college.

Why?

My family has a history of this stuff happening.

What do you mean "this stuff?"

All four of my siblings died

in their first week of college.

Oh, that's heavy.

I've learned to live with it.

Well, on the bright side,

at least you made it through your first week.

Did I?

Oh!

Night seven.

So it's like a curse then?

They were technically ruled as isolated incidents,

but to me, they feel connected.

If you don't mind me asking,

how did it all happen?

How did what "all happen?"

How did your siblings die?

Painfully.

Okay, it's your first day.

Be cool.

You got this.

Aw crap.

What's good little dude?

How'd you get in?

I didn't think I left the door unlocked.

I'm y'all's new roommate, actually.

Oh, you're Elias,

The freshman from the housing portal.

Yes.

Oh hi, I'm gonna...

go do some work.

What's your major dude?

Film.

Ahh

I'm sorry I never caught your name.

Yeah, sorry.

I'm Damien.

And don't even ask, I'm a philosophy major.

That's very nice.

I just think there's something so dope

about life, existence,

our place in the universe,

and the inevitable truth

that one day, we all shall

perish.

Oh.

Very cool.

Hey y'all. My name's Elias

and welcome to my first week of college.

Elias always talked of internet fame.

Although none of his countless channels ever took off.

Hey y'all. My name's Elias

and welcome to day two

of my first week of college.

My roommate did the weirdest thing this morning.

Editor, cut to the clip.

It's me.

I'm the editor.

Good morning, Damien.

Oh hey, wassup?

What're you putting in your coffee?

Oh, it's...

cranberry juice.

In your coffee?

Yeah.

Anyways.

Today I have classes.

My first college classes that is.

Oh, I know where we are.

This is the Alpha Beta Sigma house

where the Frat Massacre of 1933 occured.

Okay guys, so

the story goes:

One night, at 4:00 AM,

fire was reported in the basement

of the Alpha Beta Sigma house.

Rescuers arrived to find the charred bodies

of six students.

Don't y'all think that's...

kinda lit.

That was trash.

Class was lame.

That's all I got.

We just partnered up

and talked about movies we like.

My partner liked something with a dance academy,

and witches.

I'm not really into stuff like that.

At some point its just...

Oh,

Damien?

How you doing?

How'd you get in there?

Do you think you could get me in there?

It would be awesome for some cool content.

And if you wanted to join, you could...

Ooh

Bye Damien.

Elias's video gained traction fast.

By morning, it had hit 13,000 views

and his channel had gained 2,000 subscribers.

Hey y'all! Elias here.

I really appreciate the support

and nice comments

that y'all have been handing me these past few days.

Like this guy, "Please crawl into a hole and die."

I'm joking.

Some of y'all can be dicks.

Anyways, thanks to the ones who do support.

I know that y'all have been wanting updates

on my roommated Damien

so I've decided that I'll introduce y'all to him.

Yo, Damien.

You want to be in the vlog?

My viewers would like to know more about you.

They think you're rad as hell.

Hello?

Damien?

Yooo, Damien.

Those are some real nice LEDs

you got going on there.

Oh, wow.

Drink bleach?

That's not very nice.

Real funny Damien.

Good one. That's a good one Damien.

Alright, I get it.

You can come out now.

Please Damien, can you come out now?

Damien?

Do you wanna play games?

Well, I can play too.

Next video, we follow Damien.

But first, follow me on all my socials.

Bye!

Hey y'all. Elias here.

Thank you for 2.5k subscribers. Yay!

So today, we're following Damien.

I have no doubt that he's trolling me.

So I'm going to follow him,

am I gonna confront him,

and expose him to my massive audience.

That's him!

Okay, perfect.

I'll get back to you shortly if anything happens.

So this schedule I stole told me tha he should be at this building.

I don't see him.

He's probably running late.

Strawberry coffee again? Maybe.

Oh, there he is.

What is he doing?

Why'd you stop?

You get in that building you

murderous, demon-loving asshole.

He's probably got a cult meeting.

Aha! I caugth you red-handed

you bloody knife-wielding...

...psycho.

They're taking a test!

Oh ma'am, I'm sorry.

Can I just?

Let me- I just -

Get out.

Rude.

I'll catch y'all with another vlog tomorrow.

Just remember to subscribe.

I'm sorry about today. I just...

Nah, you're good little dude.

I'm having some homies over for a movie night

and you're more than welcome to come with.

That would be great Damien, thank...

Yo! Check her.

She's a fucking menace.

Murder. It's cool.

Ayy! Dude you made it!

Yeah. Sorry, I was in class.

It's all good man.

I've been hanging out with Ben

and...

Timothy.

TIM!

I'm hanging out with Ben and Tim.

Nice to meet you.

I think I need a beer.

Yeah, get me one too.

I need to take a piss.

Wakey wakey, ya dead fucks!

Damien, what the hell?

What is this?

"What is this?"

This isn't funny asshole!

What are you? Dracula?

Who's laughing now!

Jesus! Damien, bro relax!

Damien... Damien...

Damien's not here right now.

Let's just say we made a deal.

What kinda deal?

Why, a sacrifice of course!

Sometimes, the university president

needs a new yacht,.

Other times,

the university finds itself in crippling debt.

How do you suppose

they get out of this conundrum?

They could just raise the cost of tuition.

Especially mine, because I'm from out-of-state.

God, you're so oblvious.

Every ninety years,

the Board of Trustees, in their infinite wisdom,

call upon me to pay tribute.

Five students.

Five students.

I take the blood of five students.

And suddenly, all their financial burdens just...

poof.

Well,

let's get to it!

Fuck that!

Get me out!

Get me out!

I'll tell you what.

Since I love deals so much.

It's okay.

Come on.

Slide out.

I'll tell you what.

You run

as fast as you can,

and I'll chase you

as fast as I can.

Okay! Okay.

Do you want to know why?

WHY?

Because I love fast food.

You really thought I'd leave you?

You're such a fucking dumbass!

Damien!

Oh, the lock.

Fuck!

Oh shit!

It's 5:00 AM and...

I'm tired and my roommate is...

really possessed.

Dammit, I asked for this.

This is all my fault. I-

I just...

I just wanted to create.

I just wanted people to love me.

I just wanted to be seen.

SURPRISE!

- The analytics are in, dude! - No, please!

You're totally a smash hit!

So did they ever find the body?

No, that live stream was the last we ever heard from him.

Damn.

And to think, it's probably still on Reddit somewhere.

That's my brother.

Wait, Andrew!

I've never seen security like that on campus before.

Shhh!

We need to keep moving.

Come on.

Right.

Hello?

Who are you?

Did you take Kevin?

Why are you calling me?

See you soon, Andrew.

Shoot.

What the fuck?

How does she have your number?

This is your fault.

I'm sorry it was a mistake.

Yeah, a big one.

Give me yours.

Nuh-uh, it was your number she had.

If she found mine, she can find yours.

Give it to me.

Andrew, I haven't backed my phone up in like three years.

I don't care Josh.

Give me the phone now.

I'll just put it on airplane mode.

Okay.

See?

Okay, let's go.

So,

Sibling #1, sacrificed to the devil.

What happened to two?

He caught the frat flu.

Yeah, I'm opening your package right now.

Hang on, let me put you on speaker.

It's just a little care package.

Some things you left behind and some snacks.

You packed Mr. Salmon?

I couldn't stand to think of you two being separated for so long.

I had to send him over.

Alright great, we shall never part.

Alright honey, I'll let you go.

I just wanted to make sure you got the box.

Oh, and I put some pepper spray in there too.

Pepper spray?

I just want you to be safe out there.

Yeah, I will.

I know you will.

Happy first week of college!

Love you, Mom. Bye.

Hey, man.

Sorry, just gonna grab a couple things.

Hey, man, It was...

it was Lucas, right?

Yeah. Hey, Toby.

So, you just staying in then?

Planning on it.

Sick ass teddy bear, man.

Thanks.

Sorry to barge in on you like this.

I'll be back late

Gotcha.

I mean, you're welcome to come with us,

if you'd like.

Listen man,

I don't mean to be a dick,

but it's kind of important to establish a friend group early in the year.

Yeah, I know.

It's not that I don't like you guys. It's just...

It's not my scene.

Yeah, I get it.

No pressure.

- See ya. - Alright.

Hey.

Sup.

Oops.

You okay?

Yeah, just allergies.

Allergies.

Still feeling it?

Yeah.

I probably gave it to you by now too. Sorry.

That's alright.

I got some of that throat-numbing spray.

You can use some if you want.

I prefer ice cream and shit.

Besides, it's just the frat flu. Everyone gets it.

Yeah, fair.

What class you got?

Recent Developments in Medicine

Can you let me know if they find a cure for acne?

I'm breaking out to hell and back right now.

Yeah, I'll let you know.

Alright, see ya.

[clock ticking[

Alright.

Wow.

Well, I've got you for another 30 minutes.

So...

let's take a sharp left turn.

This will not be on the test.

But it's my class,

and I'll do what I want.

There's a new disease rearing its ugly head.

A scary one.

The scientific name of this virus

is Pharyngitis Megistos.

The public

has decided to commonly call it

"The Swells."

The origin of this disease is still debated.

Given it only cropped up about a month ago

in Eastern Europe.

But,

experts theorize

that it might do better

in a more temperate climate

such as our great state.

I'm gonna teach you how to survive this bad boy.

Swells begins, like many other viruses,

with a sore throat.

A bit painful, but ultimately harmless.

But,

that's where this virus is different.

It begins with a normal inflammation

which may even be treatable by simple home remedies.

However,

the virus doesn't stop its reign of terror there.

Within half a day,

one or more of the parathyroid glands

forgo their job

of regulating calcium in the body.

Instead,

they begin to convert the calcium into a thick puss.

After about two days of production,

the puss increases

and begins to build in the pharynx.

The pharynx swells

and your sore throat gets worse.

Then, within an hour,

the amount and size

of those calcium deposits will increase

tenfold.

Those things aren't pimples.

They're embedded even deeper than the skin layer

down to the bone.

Popping them

is difficult

and a bad idea.

Soon enough, those deposits

will be the least of your worries.

At the next stage of progression,

the calcium will begin to build up inside the pharynx.

Thus, your throat swells even more.

It keeps swelling,

and swelling,

and swelling.

All of a sudden,

the victim begins to choke on their own, swollen flesh.

Thus the nickname,

Swells.

Yes.

So what do you do if you get to that point?

Well Lucas, you're a med student.

I think you can guess.

When oxygen physically can't flow through the airway,

The patient needs a...

A tracheostomy.

Exactly.

So what if you need one and you're not at a hospital?

Same deal.

You gotta find the right tools for the job.

Try to find something with a thin, acute edge

similar to a scalpel.

That's ideal for cutting flesh.

From there, you'll probably be strapped for time,

so try to make the blade clean, if possible.

Now, with your blade,

make a horizontal incision

about an inch above the patient's collarbone.

And I mean horizontal, not vertical.

Left or right, not down or up.

You got all that?

Yeah, I gotta go Professor.

Is there anything else I should know?

Well.

You really should try to avoid any solid points in the throat.

The last thing that you're gonna want.

Is for the blade to break off in your flesh.

From there, you need some form of tubing.

In a pinch, you can take a pen and just use the casing.

Gotcha, that's it?

Yeah.

SHIT!

Vince.

Vince!

Vince.

Fuck!

Oh shit.

You did the thing!

Okay.

You okay?

You know,

you're supposed to cut it horizontally, not vertically.

Shit.

This whole place is infected.

Stay here.

I gotta get help.

I need an ambulance at Atwell College, right outside Woodward!

This is a quarantine area.

Under no circumstances may you vacate the premises.

We have people dying in here!

Under no circumstances.

Jesus christ.

I don't mean to call the death of your brother gnarly, but...

fucking yikes man.

How are we gonna get through?

Let me think.

No.

it's a good idea.

It's not.

Yeah.

I don't look like them.

Let's do it.

Man, it's so bogus that that party got canceled on us.

For real bro.

HEY!

Oh shit, twelve.

Twelve's on us.

Where are you boys headed, tonight?

Oh, we're just going back to our dorms, officer.

Sorry for the disturbance.

Y'all live together?

Yeah, we all live together in Tenderlich,

Except those two.

Where do you two live?

Oh, we also live in Tenderlich.

What?

I've never seen you before.

What floor do you live on?

Second floor.

Second floor!

That's crazy.

We're also on the second floor.

What room are you guys in?

Oh, what room?

You know,

213.

213!

We're in 212!

How have we never met before?

I'm Jonas!

I'm Jo- Ja- Jonas.

We're like the Jonas Brothers!

Enough!

All of you need to return to your dorms now!

There's a killer out tonight.

Y'all wanna come back to our place for some drinks?

Actually, I can't tonight.

But next time, for sure

All good, Jonas.

See you around, man.

Fuck.

Thank you for not ditching me there.

If it were any other night, believe me, I would've.

Wanna go sit?

Yeah, bet.

I could use a break.

I didn't actually go to very many parties in high school.

What?

I always wanted to.

I just...

My friends never invited me.

And...

Yeah, I went to a few with my ex.

I guess I was just hoping college would be different.

You know?

It will be.

It will be.

You know, you're gonna have

a ton of opportunity to do that.

But, we gotta get through tonight first.

Yeah?

Yeah.

No, you're right.

You're right.

Maybe, you should tell me another story.

Hey!

Hey.

Why don't you sit down?

I can't.

Late for class.

Careful!

We already have rat problems?

Yeah, Angus and I put them up everywhere

so just be careful.

You don't want to trigger one of them and get hurt.

Angus, wait up!

Mornin'

Oh my God, my head is pounding after last night.

You know, I'm impressed.

You had more than any of us

and you don't seem to be feeling it at all.

It's just you American girls aren't used to it.

Plus,

I need to be ready and on my feet,

if I want to go for another round tonight.

Wait, seriously?

You've gotta be kidding me.

It's Fresher's Week.

That's what you do.

You get pissed to unknown amounts.

I tell you what.

You should come tonight too.

Enjoy the experience.

Oh, come on.

It's just this week.

It's not like you're gonna spend all your money anyways.

I've seen you down in two pints.

Haha.

Very funny.

Look, I gotta get to class,

I'll see you later.

Catch you later.

Hey!

Hi.

Always the first week of college.

Sorry, I just didn't have time to.

You can't just run away from your problems.

Our problems.

I know.

I just...

I had to get away

after what happened to Lucas.

Always the first week of college.

I'm just as concerned as you are.

I mean...

Seriously, I'm okay.

I just don't want to be having this conversation

right now.

Always the first week of college.

You can't just run away from your problems.

Our problems.

I'm sorry, Andrew.

I've gotta go.

Say hi to Mom for me.

Hey, you alright?

I left them.

After everything that happened,

I just decided to run away.

What are you on about, Marie?

My siblings.

They needed me and I...

Instead, I'm just here

getting hammered with my flatmates.

Here, have a taste of some of this.

Hate to alarm you, Marie, but...

you've been poisoned.

What?

The guy said it would take 15 drinks.

How many has it been?

13 since the start of the week.

You're so thick.

You Americans are so fucking thick.

Soon your body will be nothing but a vessel,

and you've never even fucking noticed.

Hiya, you alright?

You still sore from before yesterday night?

Are you okay?

Not really.

Gonna have to get used to it quick American girl.

Funky Friday's coming up soon.

Funky Friday?

Aye.

It's an event at the nightclub just around the corner.

What the fuck happened last night

in the stairwell?

We never walked through the stairwell.

No, we did.

You, me, and Daphne.

We were-

Marie.

You passed out in the club toilets.

We had to carry you home.

How could you possibly remember anything?

You weren't even conscious.

You said something about me being a

vessel for something.

A vessel?

Like what?

A demon or some shit?

You realize how stupid you sound.

Right?

It...

It sounds like a dream but it felt real.

Oh you dreamt it alright.

A vessel.

I don't think I'm coming tonight

to Funky Friday.

It's alright.

Get some rest.

Yeah.

This isn't going to help you, you know.

The fuck?

You scared me.

You could take all the pills in the world

and it's never gonna stop.

What won't?

Reality, Marie.

There's no escaping reality.

Are you fucking high or something?

You could be the nicest,

kindest person in the world

and its never gonna stop.

You should know that better than anyone.

With all your family problems.

What the fuck are you saying?

"The only thing you have to do

is to offer up that dunce of a flatmate

to The Great Ones."

I think you need to get the fuck away

from me right now.

I told you I could make the world fair.

So you don't have to face reality.

Get away from me.

Looking for this?

It's like Angus said,

"You can't escape your fate."

You should be grateful.

You're going to serve a higher purpose.

Fuck you.

You're all insane.

Don't worry.

We'll send a condolence card to your family.

They're used to it by now anyways.

Aren't they?

Crazy bitch!

Look who's talking!

I never really told these stories

to anyone except my therapist.

Damn, really?

Yeah.

After Marie died,

my mom took me out of school

and I kind of stopped...

talking to people.

Shit, dude.

That's tough.

It's fine.

I'm just glad I have someone I can finally

I thought you said your phone was on airplane mode.

I had to check if Claire sent anything.

Shit!

Are you fucking kidding me, Josh?

Oh, shit.

What?

She says you're still the primary suspect.

Apparently, they're using your combat training

and family history to justify it.

Seriously?

I don't know.

She's tried to explain it to them

but the cops think she's just covering for you.

Shit!

Andrew, what if we just turn ourselves in?

No.

- We could avoid anyone getting hurt. - No.

No! We are not fucking doing that Josh.

I know how this ends.

If we don't do anything Kevin will die

and we will be just as responsible as the killer.

So, if you want to turn yourself in,

be my guest.

But, I'm not fucking stopping.

Your family has been through enough, man.

My family is already broken.

Kevin's isn't.

Okay.

Okay.

Fuck it.

You ready to go?

Yeah.

You good, man?

Ah, it's just the shoulder.

I'll be fine.

Ow!

What the hell dude?

You don't seem fine.

Let's have a look.

Oh God, that's a lot of blood.

It looks worse than it feels.

No, we need to bandage that right now.

I'll be fine.

You're not gonna be fine,

if you bleed out before we get to Navarro Hall.

Take off your vest.

Can you go get some paper towels?

Do you know what to do?

Yeah, okay.

Does it hurt?

Yeah.

When my sister Evelyn went to college,

I was sure she was going to be the one

to break my family's curse.

I understand

why you chose to leave.

But,

Ev.

Mom.

Please don't do this.

Are you sure you're ready?

After everything.

And the things you've been seeing.

Mom.

We agreed distance would be a good thing.

I know, but

in hindsight-

Listen Mom, I gotta go.

I'm on the patio right now

and a few girls from my orientation group

are coming over later for a...

tour thing.

Friends?

Already?

Ev, that's great.

Mhm.

You know, I've been thinking about booking a flight to come visit.

Would Dad come?

You know I can't do that.

Right.

I gotta go.

Oh, well we can talk later.

Bye Mom.

Ev!

I'll call later.

I promise.

I don't like this.

When did you become a liar?

You were supposed to be the good one.

I was.

Until Marie left

and didn't come back.

So, I think I'll leave that

to Andrew.

Why would you come here?

If you know what's gonna happen.

I'll be careful.

They were all careful, Ev.

I'm warning you,

it doesn't matter.

It does matter, though.

Because,

I won't be waking up

next to Marie's empty bed every morning.

Or walk past Lucas's old speakers.

Or Elias's graduation photos.

I'm done.

Hey!

Hey.

Look at me.

Marie's term is gonna start

and she'll be back in three months.

For like a week.

Yeah, but by then, you won't even want her to come back.

Why is she going anyways?

She knows what's going to happen.

I don't...

I don't know why she's going at all.

I wish I could tell you, but I...

I just can't.

Not unless you already have the answers.

I can teach you a trick.

A trick?

Yeah.

Yeah, whenever you miss them,

but you just can't reach them.

You look at the sky

and you count the stars.

There's like a billion of them.

More.

Okay smartass, there's more.

But there's one for each of us.

There's you.

and then there's Mom and Dad right there,

and that one can be Elias,

Marie,

and we can even give one to Andrew.

See?

Whenever you miss Mom,

Whenever you miss Dad,

Whenever you miss Marie,

Just look at the sky and count the stars.

Damn, sweetheart.

Where you going?

Whatcha doing out here?

Yeah.

Where ya going?

I just wanna talk.

- I just wanna talk. - Stay away from me.

Stay away from me!

Stay away from me!

You can't get me yet!

It's not my turn!

Oh my God.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you like that.

That's okay.

I'm Reyna.

You're Evelyn, right?

Yeah.

We have Intro to Astronomy together.

So there's this party tonight

at Alpha Sig Delta

and I really need you to come.

Oh, no.

I really can't.

Yes, you really can.

See, I'm trying to pledge to them,

and I need to bring three people

so I need you.

Also, I think I saw you on the lawn the other night.

You dropped your blanket.

Oh shit.

Yeah, it's no worries

It's totally fine.

I picked it up.

So if you meet me at the party,

I can give it to you.

It's at eleven,

I'll text you the address.

Cool.

Yeah.

Bye.

Come on.

You have to go.

I can't.

Come on.

You still have one more day.

Just leave before midnight.

That weird girl needs you.

Thirty minutes.

And if I see anything weird,

I'm leaving.

Yay!

Nope.

Oh my gosh!

It's you!

You're here!

I'm so excited you're here.

Come on!

You have to come in.

Okay, girls.

This is Evelyn.

We've got Intro to Astronomy.

I'm so happy you came

because this sorority means so much to me,

and you mean so much to me.

So, thank you so much.

Yeah.

Grab anything that you need.

There's drinks in the fridge.

There's pizza if you want pizza.

That's- Are you okay?

Evelyn.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yo! My b.

I don't know what's going on with her.

Wait a minute!

Ev!

Evelyn!

Evelyn!

Evelyn, where are you going?

Evelyn!

You need to get out of here.

Go in there.

Really?

Yes, there's no time.

Going down.

Easy.

Easy.

It's only me.

Sweet,

dear,

little Ev.

Alex?

You knew this would happen.

You always knew that

when you stepped foot on these grounds,

you'd end up here.

No, I didn't.

I swear.

That's what your brother thought.

And you sister too.

Maybe not out loud

but in their heads.

My sister?

They didn't want to go either.

Alex.

Alex, stop!

There is no Alex.

She isn't here.

Alex, please.

You can join them now.

Be one with the stars.

Thanks.

After that,

it was pretty much over.

My mom completely barred me

from going to college.

Said she wasn't

ready to lose her last child.

Her baby.

But, I couldn't

stay in that house.

So I applied in secret.

When she found out, she was mad.

But, she came around on one condition:

Military Bootcamp.

As you can imagine,

that wasn't exactly the best place

to deal with my grief.

Dude,

I'm sorry.

That's really hard.

Yeah.

At least it prepared me for this, right?

Yeah, that's one way of looking at it.

You ready?

Let's fucking do this.

Oh my God, we're gonna die.

467 is over there.

Take this.

What?

No, I don't know how to use that.

You keep it.

I have a backup.

Besides,

it's not that hard to use.

Just stay low,

and swing at the nearest body part.

Close enough.

Be careful dude.

Holy shit.

That's Kevin.

He's alive, but

we have to get him out of here.

Untie him.

I'll be right back.

Andrew, wait!

What?

I don't

I don't think I can do this.

Yes, you can.

No, I can't.

Yes, you can.

- I really can't. - You can!

Hey! Look at me.

Look at me.

Breathe.

Slower.

Slower.

In,

out.

Again.

In,

out.

You've come this far.

You can do this.

All you need to do

is cut these off of him

and get him out of here.

Can you do that?

Yes or no.

I need to hear you say it, Josh.

Yes.

Yes.

Good.

I'll be right back.

Alright, let's get you out of here boss.

Oh my god!

What the fuck?

Are you okay?

Fuck.

You need to leave.

Now!

No, we're getting you out of here.

OH MY GOD!

ANDREW!

No, leave me.

I'm not gonna make it.

Oh my god!

No. You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine.

Look, stop being so dramatic.

You're fine.

Shit

Okay Kevin,

stay right there.

I'll be right back.

Don't go anywhere.

Stay. Just wait.

Andrew!

Get away from him!

Josh, run!

Calm down!

Just stay calm! You're freaking me out!

You're freaking me out, man!

Stay calm!

Holy fuck!

Shit!

Oh my god.

Fuck!

Double fuck!

Hey!

Stop right there.

There's a crazy slasher villain in there.

What the hell are you talking about?

There's a woman

and she's eating my friend!

And I know it doesn't make any sense,

but you gotta believe me.

Are you a student here?

Yeah.

Let me see your ID.

My ID?

Man, there's a dead body on the fourth floor!

Fine, show me.

...and the blanket

caught on the wheels of the stretcher

and he fell right over there.

No,

I swear it was right there.

Yeah, I'm gonna need to see your ID.

Help. Help!

The killer's in there!

Are you injured, Doctor?

No, I'm okay.

I was just doing grades

and this masked woman in a jumpsuit

just showed up and attacked me.

Take me to where it happened.

All units,

I'm gonna need backup at Navarro Hall.

Stat.

You.

Come with us. Now.

Ma'am, Can you hear me?

Can you tell me your name?

Dr. Victoria Pierce.

Doctor...

Like the dean?

Oh shit.

We gotta get you out of here.

Can you walk?

Okay,

that's fine.

Just stay here.

I'm just gonna try to get us out of this room.

Then, I'll get you help.

Wait.

What?

You need to kill her.

Huh?

The woman in the mask.

My identical twin sister.

She is evil incarnate,

and must be stopped.

That's the killer's knife.

Yeah, the killer must have dropped it there.

Is this your office?

Yes, it is.

How long ago did the killer attack?

It couldn't have been more than a couple minutes ago.

Okay,

that means the killer is still nearby.

Hey, umm...

What now?

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I used to try to protect her.

She feeds off human flesh.

I locked her away and I would hunt for her at night.

I thought when I became dean,

I could give her

a liberal education,

and help her cure herself.

That was the biggest mistake of my life.

Upon arrival,

she...

she attacked me

and stole my identity.

Leaving me here,

to rot.

You're not going to die here, Doctor.

As soon as we're out of here,

I'll get you help.

I don't care if I live,

I just need my sister

to die.

OH GOD!

Get away from him.

Josh!

Josh!

Well, that came in handy.

Fuck you.

They're over here!

Alright,

I think I can take it from here.

Are you sure?

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, of course.

Hey, I know last night went

not good,

but

would you maybe want to hang out again sometime?

Yeah, sure.

Maybe this time we could actually go to a frat party.

Yeah.

Or maybe, just

tacos at the place by campus?

Yeah.

I'm down.

Alright.

I'll see you around.

I'll see you around, Claire.

Bye Josh.

What's up, Doc?

How you feeling?

I'm good.

They got me all bandaged up.

Same here.

And Claire said the doctors think Alice will pull through.

Good.

I saw them ship the real Dr. Pierce

off to the hospital so

maybe she'll be fine too.

Let's hope.

That was not

how I thought last night was gonna go.

I mean, I thought something was gonna go wrong,

but...

Holy shit, that was something else.

Yeah.

But look,

congrats.

You made it through your first week of college.

You broke the curse.

I think I'm gonna take a gap year.

A gap year?

Yeah.

You know, I just...

I spent so long trying to escape my family's past.

I never figured out what I actually want

from college. You know?

Fair.

I am gonna miss having you as a roommate though.

Same.

Really?

No, not at all.

But,

when I get a new phone,

we should keep in touch.

I'll take it.

Before you go though,

wanna get one last shitty dining hall breakfast?

Oh, you mean pancakes with the texture

of dried cement and a side of undercooked eggs?

You know it.

Yeah, I'd love to.