Original subtitles

- HEY, GUYS. - PREVIOUSLY ON RIVALS...

- SAY GOOD-BYE TO COSTA RICA... - SHUT UP!

- BECAUSE YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE IS IN...

BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA!

[whooping, screaming]

- AT THE BOMBS AWAY CHALLENGE, ROOKIES MIKE AND LEROY

SURPRISED EVERYONE WITH A STELLAR PERFORMANCE.

- YOU GOT IT?

- I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SON OF A BITCH

CLIMB A ROPE THAT QUICK.

- AND EVERYONE WAS STUNNED WHEN CT AND ADAM

CAME IN LAST...

- AAH!

- LANDING THEM A PLACE IN THE FINAL JUNGLE.

- YOU GUYS HAVE TO DECIDE

WHO'S GONNA BE FACING CT AND ADAM IN THE ELIMINATION.

LET'S GET THAT DONE RIGHT NOW.

- EVELYN, PAULA? - JOHNNY AND TYLER.

- THIS IS AN EPIC BETRAYAL.

- IT LOOKS LIKE A REMATCH FROM ONE OF THE MOST

MEMORABLE ELIMINATIONS IN CHALLENGE HISTORY.

[overlapping yelling]

[horn blows]

- THESE KIDS ARE SO SCARED

GOING INTO AN ELIMINATION ROUND WITH ME.

I THINK THEY'RE GONNA START CRYING.

- AND WHEN THE MOB TRIED TO GET INTO ADAM'S HEAD...

- THAT'S WHAT WE GOTTA DO-- WE GOTTA KILL YOU BOTH.

- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? - CT CAME TO HIS RESCUE.

- I'M HIS ONLY FRIEND. GET OFF OF ME!

NO, GET OFF OF ME, ALL OF YOU!

YOU [bleep] DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

ALL YOU GUYS DO IS GANG UP ON LITTLE KIDS.

- YOU DO! - YOU DO!

- NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO! - THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!

GET OFF OF ME.

GET OFF OF ME, ALL OF YOU!

- CT'S BEAT THE [bleep] OUTTA THE KID

ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS.

HE'S GONE OUT OF HIS WAY TO HUMILIATE ADAM.

IT SHOULDN'T BE ANY SURPRISE TO ANYONE

THAT CT IS COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL.

- I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT WANTS HIM HERE.

- YOU NEED HIM! - I DO NEED HIM.

- CT'S THE ONLY PLAYER HERE WHO'S DUMB ENOUGH

TO PUNCH SOMEONE

AND GET THEMSELVES KICKED OFF A CHALLENGE

AND CT MIGHT JUST DO THAT AGAIN TONIGHT WITH JOHNNY.

- YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

NO, JOHNNY, ALL YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT--

KENNY, JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS!

[overlapping yelling]

IF I RAISE MY VOICE AT ALL,

PEOPLE ARE READY TO CALL THE POLICE.

EVERYBODY BANS TOGETHER, AND THEY GRAB THEIR PITCHFORKS

AND THEIR TORCHES AND TRY TO CHASE ME OUT

LIKE I'M FRANKENSTEIN.

THEY'RE SCARED.

- DON'T HIT ANYBODY. - I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH NOBODY.

ADAM, ARE YOU COOL? - I'M COOL!

- I'M NOT HERE TO FIGHT YOUR FIGHTS,

BUT I'M HERE TO LET YOU KNOW

THAT YOU HAVE SOMEONE WHO'S IN YOUR CORNER.

I'M GONNA BE THE GUY WHO'S GONNA PICK YOU UP WHEN YOU FALL.

I'M GONNA BE THE GUY THAT MAKES SURE YOU CROSS THAT FINISH LINE.

ADAM, I [...] PROMISE YOU.

THEY CAN SAY I'M NOT HIS FRIEND.

THEY CAN BAD-MOUTH ME TO ADAM.

WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,

I'M THAT KID'S BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW.

AND I WANNA BE LIKE WHEN WE FIRST WENT TO PARIS

AND ME AND YOU WERE GOING OUT ALL THE TIME.

- I'M ADAM. NICE TO MEET YOU, CT.

[echo] NICE TO MEET YOU, CT.

- I REMEMBER THAT.

AND IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT,

AND I'M STILL-- - IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

- AND WHATEVER. BUT STILL.

- ALL YOU DO IS TALK [bleep]! ALL YOU DO IS TALK [bleep]!

YEAH, OKAY!

- ADAM--

I WILL SMASH HIS HEAD AND EAT IT.

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THE PAST NO MORE

AND THE FUTURE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

I WANNA TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW AND US

AND EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE DONE TILL NOW.

- I DON'T WANT TO BE NAIVE ENOUGH TO THINK

JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT TEAM

AND A GREAT TEAM CHEMISTRY THAT THAT MEANS

WE'RE REALLY CLOSE OUTSIDE OF THIS GAME.

- BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BROTHER, YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

- BUT WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER TO WIN.

- [lightly snoring]

- THANK YOU.

- I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

- YOU'RE BEING NICE TO ME.

- I DON'T USUALLY DO THINGS LIKE THAT.

- THIS IS THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE FOR A BOY,

AND IT WAS FOR ME?

- IT'S NOT THAT NICE. - FIRST THING, I WOKE UP...

YOU COME WALKING IN WITH A FRUIT PLATE AND SOME COFFEE.

IT'S PRETTY NICE. IT'S A GOOD DAY SO FAR.

FEEL GOOD ABOUT TODAY. I DO.

[groans] OH...

OH, I GOTTA GO TO WORK TODAY.

I'LL BE HOME FOR SUPPER.

[chuckles]

- OBVIOUSLY, I WANT CT TO COME BACK

JUST FOR THE FACT THAT I WANNA HANG OUT WITH HIM MORE.

THE LAST TIME THAT JOHNNY WAS IN THE ELIMINATION WITH CT,

HE GOT DESTROYED.

SO...I'M NOT REALLY WORRIED.

- IF I LOSE, I'LL BE A WRECK,

BECAUSE I NEED MORE TIME WITH JENN.

SO...I CAN'T LOSE. IT CAN'T HAPPEN.

[grunts] UH...GOOD IDEA.

- EGGS, BREAD. - HATE TO LEAVE YOU.

- ADAM IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

THAT YOU CANNOT HELP BUT FALL IN LOVE WITH.

BUT JOHNNY AND TYLER ARE PART OF MY ALLIANCE.

I WANT JOHNNY AND TYLER TO COME BACK--BOTTOM LINE.

- IT'S SO BIG.

CARA MARIA! - WHAT?

- WILL YOU HELP ME, LIKE, MAKE THIS LOOK CUTE?

- YEAH. IS THIS ONE CLEAN?

- YEAH. [laughs]

I WOULDN'T WEAR A NASTY ONE.

IT'S A BIG STATEMENT FOR ME TO WEAR CT'S JERSEY.

I CAME INTO THIS GAME

NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING...

LIKE TH--LIKE--I DIDN'T EXPECT TO MEET SOMEBODY THAT I LIKE.

BUT I KNOW EVERYBODY'S GONNA GIVE ME CRAP ABOUT IT.

[laughs]

- IT'S RIDICULOUS. - SHE'S SO STUPID.

- THAT'S SO LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. - YEAH, 100%.

THAT'S WHY MANDI'S LIKE, "CAN I WEAR YOUR JERSEY?"

I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I'D LOVE IT."

IT'S THE MORNING OF OUR FINAL JUNGLE,

AND THE ONLY THING WORSE

THAN BEING THE FIRST PERSON ELIMINATED

IS BEING THE LAST PERSON ELIMINATED.

YOU COULD SMELL THE FINISH LINE AND, UH,

GETTING SENT HOME BEFORE-- I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE.

- IT'S FUNNY, LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

I'VE ACTUALLY FELT, LIKE, PUMPED UP.

I'M, LIKE, READY TO ROCK.

I'M OBVIOUSLY DISHEARTENED ABOUT HAVING TO GO INTO

THE FINAL ELIMINATION, BUT LISTEN.

JOHNNY AND I HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME PERFECTLY.

I'VE TRAINED HARD.

I THINK I'M A BETTER ATHLETE THAN ALL THESE OTHER GUYS,

SO I'LL GET THE JOB DONE.

100% READY TO ROCK.

- ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

WELCOME TO YOUR ELIMINATION ROUND

HERE IN ARGENTINA.

NOW TODAY'S THE GUYS' DAY, SO GIRLS, SIT BACK, RELAX,

AND JUST CHILL.

ALL RIGHT, NOW I NEED TO SEE CT AND ADAM

AND JOHNNY AND TYLER.

OKAY, BOYS. TODAY YOU'RE PLAYING T-BONE.

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE TWO GIANT DIRT HALF PIPES

DUG OUT OF THE GROUND WITH AN INTERSECTION IN 'EM.

NOW, THIS COULD GET UGLY.

[overlapping yelling]

- THIS IS THE ROAD THAT YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH

IN ORDER TO GET TO THE FINAL.

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE IN FOR,

BUT I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE GRUESOME.

- ANYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF ME, COME GET IT.

I'M RIGHT HERE. I AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

- COMING UP ON RIVALS...

- THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

FOR REAL, THIS THING IS NO JOKE.

[echo] NO JOKE.

- OH, FINALLY, I GET TO DO SOMETHING

WHERE I GET TO PUT MY HANDS ON PEOPLE.

- OOF!

- CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME?

- I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT THIS FINAL

IS GONNA HAPPEN FOR ME.

- OKAY, BOYS, TODAY YOU'RE PLAYING T-BONE.

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE TWO GIANT DIRT HALF PIPES

DUG OUT OF THE GROUND WITH AN INTERSECTION IN 'EM.

NOW, THIS COULD GET UGLY.

EACH TRANSITION OF THE HALF PIPES

HAS A RACK WITH FIVE BALLS IN 'EM.

EACH PLAYER'S GONNA HAVE ONE RACK.

SO WHEN I SAY GO, YOU'RE GONNA GRAB

ONE OF YOUR TEAM BALLS,

YOU'RE GONNA RUN DOWN YOUR TRANSITION

AND RUN UP YOUR PARTNER'S TRANSITION.

IF YOU RUN INTO EACH OTHER...

- OOF!

- WELL, THAT WOULD SUCK.

YOUR GOAL TODAY IS TO TAKE ALL FIVE OF YOUR BALLS

AND GET 'EM TO YOUR PARTNER'S RACK AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN'T GRAB YOUR TEAMMATE'S BALL.

IF YOU DO, YOU'LL HAVE TO RUN BACK AND RETURN IT.

FIRST TEAM TO TRANSFER ALL TEN BALLS

WILL WIN TONIGHT'S ELIMINATION ROUND,

STAY IN THE GAME.

LOSER GOES HOME EMPTY-HANDED.

NOW, FOR JOHNNY AND TYLER'S TEAM,

JOHNNY, YOU GOT THE YELLOW BALLS...

TYLER, THE BLACK ONES.

CT, YOU GOT THE BLUE ONES...

ADAM, RED ONES.

OKAY, BOYS, LET'S GET IT DONE. GOOD LUCK.

- THIS GAME IS GONNA GET DIRTY.

I THINK PLAYERS ARE GONNA BLEED.

THEY'RE GONNA GET INJURED.

I MEAN, THIS GAME LOOKS DEADLY.

- ALL RIGHT. - MAKE IT HAPPEN, MAN.

YOU KNOW, ME AND TYLER OBVIOUSLY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF, UM,

UNFINISHED BUSINESS WITH CT THERE,

SO IF I BEAT HIM, IT'LL BE EPIC.

I DON'T NEED ANY MORE AMMUNITION OR ANY MORE FUEL

THAN I ALREADY GOT.

- THEY'RE GONNA GET TIRED.

- DON'T THINK TOO MUCH. - NO, I'M GONE.

WE'RE TRYING TO SCORE.

- THERE'S VERY LITTLE STRATEGY IN THIS GAME.

IT'S ABOUT SPEED AND--AND-- AND SPEED AND MORE SPEED.

I'M FASTER THAN JOHNNY AND TYLER.

THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD SLOW ME DOWN

IS GETTING ROCKED.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. WATCH--WE CAN SEE THEM PLAY.

IT'S ABOUT SPEED. - YOU JUST GET IN AND OUT, YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT?

AS SOON AS I GET IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT PIT,

EVERYONE'S GETTING LAID OUT.

I FEEL REAL GOOD ABOUT THIS ELIMINATION ROUND RIGHT NOW.

ME AND ADAM, WE'RE FASTER, WE'RE MORE ATHLETIC.

I'M GONNA TRUCK THROUGH THAT PLACE LIKE A TRAIN.

EVERYONE'S GETTING ROLLED.

OH, FINALLY, I GET TO DO SOMETHING

WHERE I GET TO PUT MY HANDS ON PEOPLE.

LUNCHTIME, BABY!

WHOO!

HERE WE GO, ADAM!

QUICK AND EASY, UP AND DOWN, REAL QUICK!

ANYONE STANDS IN THE WAY, THEY'RE GETTING FLATTENED.

COME ON, T. BLOW THAT WHISTLE!

WHOO!

CHOO-CHOO!

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, YOU READY? men: YEAH!

- WHOEVER WINS THIS IS GOING TO THE FINAL CHALLENGE.

[toot] GO!

- MOVE IT, TY, MOVE IT!

GO, GO, GO!

GO!

- TYLER, THAT'S JOHNNY'S BALL.

YOU GOTTA TAKE IT BACK.

- GO, TYLER. YOU'RE WINNING.

[overlapping shouting]

- ADAM, THAT'S CT'S BALL.

YOU GOTTA GO BACK NOW.

- GO! - COME ON!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ADAM, PLEASE DO NOT DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING.

- I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THIS.

I COMPLETELY [bleep] UP.

- HEY, YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY WINNING.

GO! GO HARD! YOU'RE WINNING.

- TYLER, RUN! - JUMP BACK!

JUMP BACK.

PLAY THE GAME! PLAY THE GAME AND WIN IT!

- HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ADAM'S DOING,

AND THE ONLY THING I CAN TRY TO DO

IS TRY TO GIVE HIM SOME MORE TIME

BY PUNISHING THE OTHER TEAM.

SO I SADDLE UP, LOCK, LOAD, EXPLODE.

CHOO-CHOO!

- I'VE NEVER BEEN HIT THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I FEEL LIKE I JUST HIT A FREIGHT TRAIN

GOING A THOUSAND MILES PER HOUR.

- GO, TYLER, COME ON, BABY! GO!

THAT'S RIGHT, TYLER, GO!

- GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

[overlapping shouting]

- THIS IS THE CLOSEST MATCH I HAVE EVER SEEN

IN CHALLENGE HISTORY.

IT COMES DOWN TO ONE BALL.

- GO! GO, GO!

- ♪ IF THIS ALL ENDS TONIGHT ♪

♪ FINISH WHAT WE STARTED ♪

♪ ♪

♪ AND NO REGRETS ♪

♪ ANYMORE ♪

[overlapping shouting]

- NOW THERE'S TWO BALLS LEFT,

AND IT SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE EXHAUSTED.

- ADAM AND TYLER ARE GASSED.

[overlapping shouting]

- ADAM'S JUST NOT MOVING.

- IT'S LIKE IT'S HAPPENING IN SLOW MOTION.

- IT'S CHAOTIC.

- ALL THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN A WORLD OF PAIN.

- OH, MY GOD, GET UP, ADAM.

[air horn blows]

- YES! YES!

- YOU DID IT! - YES!

- YOU DID IT! YOU WON!

[overlapping chatter]

- JOHNNY! - HA HA!

- OH, MY GOD!

- THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN SO EASY FOR US.

- HEY, CAN WE HAVE SOME WATER?

- YOU DID IT. YOU DID IT.

- WE WON. - YOU DID IT, JOHNNY!

YOU DID IT! [clapping]

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

- YEAH, MOTHER[...]!

- YEAH, JOHNNY!

YAAAAAH!

WHOO!

- WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW WE FEEL.

EUPHORIA. - KARMA.

- KARMA. I LIKE IT. - RETRIBUTION.

- LOWEST POINT EVER IN CHALLENGE HISTORY FOR ME

WAS GETTING CARRIED OUT ON CT'S BACK,

AND TODAY, FOR ME AND TYLER TO, UH,

PULL UP MAYBE THE BIGGEST UPSET IN ELIMINATION HISTORY,

YOU KNOW, SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE THE TWO OF US INTO ONE ENTITY.

- I KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD THING, MAN.

- WHOO! REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPENS FROM HERE ON OUT,

TYLER, ME AND YOU, WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY KILLED IT.

I LOVE YOU, MAN. - LOVE YOU TOO, DUDE.

- I FEEL LIKE CRAP.

I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN,

AND I JUST DON'T WANT THIS TO BE

THE WAY THAT I SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIM.

- SAY SOMETHING, ADAM.

- WELL, IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

BEFORE I DRAGGED YOU DOWN.

- YOU DIDN'T DRAG ME DOWN. - YEAH.

- DON'T SAY THAT.

- CT...

I COST US THAT GAME, MAN.

YOU KNOW IT AND I KNOW IT.

I CAN'T EVEN LOOK CT IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW.

I KNOW WE LOST 'CAUSE OF ME.

HE KNOWS WE LOST 'CAUSE OF ME.

IF I WERE CT, I WOULD WANNA KILL ME RIGHT NOW.

- I'M PROUD OF ADAM.

HE GAVE ME EVERYTHING HE HAD,

AND I CAN'T GET MAD AT HIM FOR TRYING.

IT JUST WASN'T OUR TIME. IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.

- I JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THE SITUATION.

LIKE I KNOW HOW I FEEL WHEN I LOSE,

AND I DON'T REALLY FEEL GREAT,

AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE I WANNA TOUCH PEOPLE.

SO I'M KINDA JUST GIVING HIM SOME SPACE.

- THANK YOU, JOHN.

- ADAM, WE TRIED, BROTHER.

- TOUGH GAME.

- WELL, THAT'S HOW AN ELIMINATION CHALLENGE

IS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN.

CONGRATULATIONS, JOHNNY AND TYLER,

PULLING IT OUT-- NICE WORK.

[applause]

THE UNDERDOGS GOT IT DONE. NICE WORK, BOYS.

GO AHEAD AND REJOIN THE GROUP.

- UNDERDOGS. I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

- TWO TIMES. - TWO TIMES.

- JOHNNY AND I'S RELATIONSHIP

HAS REALLY DEVELOPED OVER THE YEARS.

NOT ONLY HAVE WE BURIED THE HATCHET,

BUT WE'VE GROWN TO BE ALMOST BROTHERS.

SO TO WIN THE JUNGLE WITH JOHNNY

EVEN TIGHTENS THAT BOND.

AND IT MAKES US REALLY BELIEVE

THAT WE CAN REALLY WIN THIS ENTIRE CHALLENGE.

- ALL RIGHT, ADAM, CT,

THIS ENDS YOUR TIME IN ARGENTINA.

UNFORTUNATELY, IT JUST WASN'T YOUR DAY,

BUT FOR SURE WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE.

- YEAH, MAN. - ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, MAN. HAVE A GOOD ONE.

[clapping] - IT'S SAD TO SEE ADAM GO,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, ADAM, I HAD A BLAST WITH YOU.

YOU ARE THE GOOFIEST GUY I THINK I KNOW.

BUT YOU HAVE A SMILE THAT MELTS MY HEART,

AND I'M SAD THAT WE WON'T SPEND

THE REST OF OUR TIME TOGETHER HERE,

BUT WE ARE FRIENDS,

AND I WILL DEFINITELY SEE YOU SOON.

- EVEN THOUGH WE MADE IT TO THE END

WITHOUT GETTING TO THE FINAL,

I'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN.

I JUMPED OFF A WATERFALL...

SMASHED A CAR...

- ♪ I WAS ON MY WAY DOWN ♪

- WENT WHITE WATER RAFTING...

MAYBE MADE A NEW FRIEND.

YOU GONNA BE MY BUDDY YET? SO YOU THINK WE'RE FRIENDS YET?

YOU GONNA BE MY FRIEND NOW? IT'S JUST ME AND YOU NOW, BUDDY.

- ♪ I'M ON MY WAY DOWN ♪

- I AM THE LUCKIEST KID IN THE WORLD.

- COMING INTO THE CHALLENGE,

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW CT FELT ABOUT ME.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE EVEN REGRETTED

WHAT HAPPENED IN DUEL 2,

BUT BEING CT'S PARTNER...

I KNOW THAT HE GENUINELY REGRETS

WHAT HAPPENED IN DUEL 2

AND I FORGIVE HIM, AND I HOPE HE FORGIVES ME.

- YOU KNOW, WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS, YOU KNOW.

- YEAH.

[both laughing]

- OKAY, BOYS AND GIRLS,

THAT DOES IT FOR ELIMINATIONS.

CONGRATULATIONS,

BECAUSE EVERYBODY HERE IS GOING TO THE FINALS.

- WHOO! - WHOO!

- THANK GOD.

THIS IS THE THING I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

- LET'S DO IT! - YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT.

RIGHT? THERE WE GO.

- YES!

- LAUREL IS DEVASTATED.

AND I FEEL BAD.

YOU KNOW, I DID CUTTHROAT WITH ABRAM,

SO I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S GOING THROUGH.

SHE LOST A NICE MALE SUPPORT SYSTEM.

- I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GONNA BE GOING HOME.

- YEAH, ME EITHER. IT'S SAD.

I FEEL SAD TOO. BUT YOU'VE GOT ME.

I KNOW IT'S NOT... [laughs]

AMAZING.

- NO, IT'S JUST-- IT'S LIKE...

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST WISH HE DIDN'T LOSE

AND I WISH THAT HE WAS STILL HERE

SO THAT WE COULD HANG OUT AND--

- YOU HAVE HIS JERSEY.

JUST DO WHAT I DID.

- [laughs] - WE'LL BE THE WEIRDOES

WITH, LIKE, THE MAN-PILLOWS.

- [laughs]

CARA'S LIKE MY ANNOYING LITTLE SISTER.

SHE'S JUST THERE AND, LIKE, CONSTANTLY...

[laughing] ANNOYING ME.

BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,

WE'RE THERE FOR EACH OTHER.

SO I'M HAPPY TO HAVE HER.

[cell phone tone]

- HEY! - WHAT'S UP, TOOTS?

- WHAT'S UP, MY PEOPLES? - WHATCHA GOT, MAN?

- TJ JUST TEXT ME.

- OH! - WHAT?

- HOLY [bleep].

HOLY [bleep].

- WHAT? - GUYS...

WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS [bleep].

"CITY LIVIN' IS GETTIN' BORING.

"IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE.

"MEET ME...IN PATAGONIA

FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!"

PACK YOUR BAGS! WE LEAVE TODAY!

- I'VE DONE A BILLION CHALLENGES.

NEVER HAVE WE GONE TO THREE LOCATIONS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - WE'RE GOING TO PATAGONIA!

- PATAGONIA CONJURES UP IMAGES OF MOUNTAINS, OF LAKES,

OF SWEEPING PLAINS.

IT IS AN OUTDOORSMAN'S PARADISE.

- ONE, TWO, THREE...

all: PATAGONIA!

- IS THAT A COUNTRY OR A REGION?

- "MEET ME IN PATAGONIA

FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!"

PACK YOUR BAGS! WE'RE LEAVING TODAY!

YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT! WE'RE GOING TO PATAGONIA!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE [bleep] THAT IS!

- AS IF THIS CHALLENGE HASN'T BEEN WILD ENOUGH,

NOW WE'RE PACKING OUR [bleep] UP AGAIN,

AND WE'RE GOING TO PATAGONIA.

[wheels squeak]

- WE'RE IN PATAGONIA! HOLY [bleep]!

[all cheering]

- PATAGONIA IS BEAUTIFUL.

THE WATER IS SPARKLING. THERE'S CLOUDS.

THERE'S MOUNTAINS.

THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES ON EARTH.

- IT'S SO PRETTY!

[cheering]

- JUST MAY NOT EVEN WANNA GO HOME, SON.

- OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

- YEAH, WHICH ONE OF THESE GUYS AM I CLIMBING?

- IT'S--LOOK FOR THE TALLEST ONE.

- NO, LOOK AT THAT ONE.

THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A MOVIE UP THERE.

- LAUREL AND CARA MARIA ARE ACROSS THE HALL, RIGHT?

- YEAH.

- MANDI, ARE YOU IN ANYTHING YET?

- WELL, I WAS GONNA BE IN THIS ONE, BUT--

- TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND ABOUT WHERE YOU GUYS WANNA BE.

- I JUST DON'T WANNA BE WITH CARA.

SHE ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

CARA IS ONE OF THE DUMBEST, MOST SPACE-CADETTY PEOPLE

THAT I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

- I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

- I'M NOT SORRY FOR POURING COLA ON HER HEAD.

I THINK THAT IT WAS THE BEST THING

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR HER.

- PATAGONIA IS LITERALLY A POSTCARD.

BUT ALL THE GREEN AROUND ME JUST MAKES ME THINK OF MONEY.

RIVALS IS MY EIGHTH CHALLENGE.

AND I HAVE WON ZERO.

IT'S LITERALLY NOW ABOUT THE WIN.

IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT THE PRIDE.

IT'S ABOUT THE WIN.

- HOOWAH!

WHOO HOO HOO HOO!

- YEAH. - OHH! OHH!

- COME ON, EV, GET IN THERE.

I FEEL LIKE, AT THIS POINT,

I'M STARING MY FINAL IN THE FACE.

I'M LOOKING AT THESE MOUNTAINS.

I'M JUST LIKE, "I HAVE TO TACKLE YOU

AND TAKE YOU OUT TO WIN $100,000."

- WE'RE REALLY NOT FAR BEHIND EVERYBODY ELSE, MAN.

THAT'S THE THING.

THEY ALL LOOK AT ME AND JUST LIKE TO BE LIKE,

"OH, HE'S SO OUT OF SHAPE. WE'RE GONNA KICK HIS ASS."

DON'T LET THEM GET IN OUR HEADS AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE

THEY'RE 50 TIMES BETTER THAN US.

THIS IS MY FIRST CHALLENGE.

AND I MADE IT TO THE FINALS.

NO ONE EXPECTED THAT.

JUST LIKE NO ONE'S GONNA EXPECT IT

WHEN LEE AND I WIN.

HYUH!

KEEP OUR OPTIMISM HIGH.

- BE THE TORTOISES IN THE RACE.

- TORTOISES IN THE RACE.

- I MIGHT-- WHEN HE BLOW THE HORN,

I MIGHT START OFF WALKING. - WHAT?

- WE MIGHT JUST START OFF WALKING.

FOR THE HELL OF IT. HE BLOW THE HORN, IT'S LIKE...

[whistling] - WHOO HOO HOO.

[both laughing]

- GOING INTO THIS FINAL,

I'M NOT NERVOUS OR SCARED AT ALL.

I'M JUST KIND OF READY TO EMBRACE IT.

I HAVE A PARTNER THAT I BELIEVE IN,

AND HE BELIEVES IN ME.

AND MIKE AND LEROY HAVEN'T BEEN TESTED, REALLY,

ONCE, AT ALL.

AND WES AND KENNY STILL DON'T REALLY--

[laughs]

- WES AND KENNY ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE

WHO AREN'T A TEAM.

THEY'RE JUST TWO PEOPLE

WHO HAPPEN TO BE WEARING THE SAME JERSEY.

- YEAH.

FOR ME, THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE MONEY.

IT'S ABOUT THE ADVENTURE.

IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY.

I PROVED A LOT TO MYSELF.

I PROVED A LOT TO MY PARTNER.

AND I JUST WANNA WIN.

- FRESH MEAT, WHEN ME AND JENN GOT IN THAT HUGE FIGHT,

I FELT THIS BIG.

YOU WANNA GO THERE? - DON'T CALL ME HORSE HEAD!

- YOU AIN'T [bleep].

- BABY, BABY-- - OH, JENN, JENN!

- NOW, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE'RE RIVALS,

BUT WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.

- ANY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE, JUST LIKE THE LITTLEST THINGS

AND, LIKE, I'VE-- NOT EVEN THE LITTLE THINGS,

BUT I'VE IMMEDIATELY PUT UP A WALL AND WRITTEN THEM OFF.

ESPECIALLY YOUR BOYFRIEND.

- YOU'RE GONNA LET ONE PERSON HAVE THAT MUCH POWER OVER YOU?

WES MADE A COMMENT DOWNSTAIRS SAYING THAT IF YOU

WOULD APOLOGIZE TO HIM--

- I--APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT? - SHUT UP FOR A SECOND.

- I'VE DONE NOTHING TO HIM. - JUST BE QUIET FOR A SECOND.

HE THINKS THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU THINK THAT HE DOESN'T.

HE THINKS THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.

YOU THINK THAT HE DID SOMETHING WRONG.

SO NOW WE'RE AT THIS POINT RIGHT HERE.

- IF SOMEBODY'S NICE TO ME, I'M NICE TO THEM.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BE AN ASS[bleep],

THEN I'M GONNA-- - DOES IT MEAN THAT YOU--

- I'M NOT--I CAN'T BE NICE TO AN ASS[bleep].

I GOT THE MENTALITY OF AN 11-YEAR-OLD?

LOOK WHO YOU'RE [bleep].

- I DON'T WANT YOU, PERSONALLY, TO BE MISERABLE HERE.

BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE CLIMBING A [bleep] MOUNTAIN

AND WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A CHANCE

TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.

I AM A LITTLE BIT WORRIED ABOUT CARA.

EVERY TIME CARA WALKS INTO A ROOM,

WES MAKES HER UNCOMFORTABLE.

I WANT HER TO BE FRESH.

I WANT HER TO BE FREE OF ANY HATRED,

ESPECIALLY BEFORE THE FINAL.

- I HAVE SUCH A ONE-TRACK MIND RIGHT NOW.

- YOU AND KENNY ARE GONNA KILL IT.

- HOPEFULLY.

- UP TO THIS POINT IN THE CHALLENGE,

KENNY HAS BASICALLY BEEN SUCKING.

HE'S ONLY HERE BECAUSE OF ME.

BUT, THAT BEING SAID, I NEED HIM TO PERFORM

TO THE ABILITY THAT HIS MOUTH SAYS HE CAN PERFORM.

I'M ALSO AFRAID THAT, LIKE, CARA MARIA'S, LIKE,

ABOVE, ON THE BALCONY, WITH A BIG BOTTLE OF COLA...

[laughing] JUST WAITING TO GET ME BACK.

- SHE'S TALKED ABOUT THAT.

- [laughs] I KNOW.

BUT DOES SHE REALLY WANT TO START A WAR?

BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY UP THE ANTE.

- I WANNA SAY, I DON'T THINK CARA MARIA'S

A PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL, BUT--

- I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

THAT CALLED HER FAKE AND IMMATURE, THOUGH.

RIGHT? YOU GUYS JUST DO IT BEHIND HER BACK.

- NO, I TOLD HER. I TOLD HER TO HER FACE.

- OKAY, DO YOU FIND HER TO BE FAKE OR--AND IMMATURE?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- I HEAR WES RUNNING HIS MOUTH AGAIN.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN BE SO CRUEL.

IT'S REALLY JUST GETTING TO ME.

- SO YOU FIND HER FAKE AND IMMATURE.

WHAT DO THINK?

- I DON'T CARE THAT THEY DON'T LIKE ME!

DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA TALK TO THESE PEOPLE

OUTSIDE OF THE SHOW?

THIS GUY HASN'T SAID MORE THAN THREE SENTENCES TO ME

THE ENTIRE TIME I'VE BEEN HERE.

YOU DON'T TAKE THE TIME TO KNOW ME,

BUT YET YOU CAN JUDGE ME.

DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU SOUND RIGHT NOW?

THE WAY YOU TALK TO EVERYBODY IS SO CONDESCENDING

AND ARROGANT. - NO, I NEED TO--HEY.

ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE A CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATION,

OR DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU CRY?

'CAUSE I CAN GO BOTH ROUTES.

- GO AHEAD, TRY AND MAKE ME CRY, WES.

- ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE A CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATION,

OR DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU CRY?

'CAUSE I CAN GO BOTH ROUTES.

- GO AHEAD, TRY AND MAKE ME CRY, WES.

- EVERYONE SAYS EXTREMELY HARSH THINGS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE.

I'M--BY EVERYONE--

- YOU CAN'T SPEAK FOR EVERYONE.

- OKAY, THEN-- - SPEAK FOR YOU.

- I THINK THAT YOU ARE EXTREMELY IMMATURE.

YOU'RE NOT DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME.

- "YOU'RE VERY IMMATURE."

WES IS JUST STRUGGLING FOR ANYTHING.

HE'S GRABBING AT ANYTHING HE CAN

TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

- IT'S EITHER ABE OR YOUR HORSE

OR YOUR HORSE OR ABE.

OR YOUR HORSE AND ABE.

AND THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL WE GET.

- YOU LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME, SO YOUR OPINIONS MEAN NOTHING.

YOU POURED AN ENTIRE TWO-LITER BOTTLE OF COLA-COLA

ON ME AND MY WHITE DRESS. - SO BASICALLY--

- CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME?!

LISTEN...THE FACT THAT YOU COULD BE SO CRUEL

TO SOMEBODY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW

AND MAKE JUDGMENTS ABOUT SOMEBODY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW--

AND YOU POURED AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF COLA-COLA ALL OVER ME,

AND YOU'RE SAYING I'M IMMATURE?

- YES. - PERFECT.

THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW TO BE AT PEACE WITH THIS.

SO THANK YOU FOR THE CONVERSATION.

I WILL GO HAPPILY ABOUT MY WAY TO IGNORING YOU.

THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO SAY.

- I'M EXTREMELY PROUD OF CARA.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE HER STAND HER GROUND AND STAY STRONG.

- I WOULD PAY $1 MILLION TO NEVER HEAR WES SPEAK AGAIN.

- I THINK THAT YOU HANDLED YOURSELF PERFECTLY.

- THE FACT THAT THE ONLY THING WES COULD COME UP WITH WAS,

"I THINK YOU'RE IMMATURE AND ONE-DIMENSIONAL--"

IF THAT'S THE ONLY REASON HE CAN SAY WHY, LIKE,

HE'S MAD--THE WAY HE TREATS ME LIKE HE DOES,

THEN HE'S WORTHLESS.

- [chuckling]

- I FEEL GREAT. I FEEL LIFTED.

I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE MONEY AT THIS POINT.

I JUST WANT TO WIN THE FINAL SO THAT I CAN

THROW IT IN EVERYBODY'S FACES.

THERE'S NO BETTER REVENGE THAN WINNING.

[muffled coughing]

[retching]

[coughing and retching]

- IT'S THE MORNING OF THE FINAL.

I FEEL FANTASTIC.

UNFORTUNATELY, I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO TYLER

AND JENN THROW UP ALL NIGHT.

- OKAY, JENN, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

- AS SOON AS I GOT DONE EATING, I FELT SICK.

AND I'VE BEEN PUKING ALL NIGHT.

- YEAH-- - AND SO I LAY DOWN,

AND I JUST TOSS AND TURN ALL NIGHT.

- WHO ELSE IS LIKE YOU?

- HE'S EVEN WORSE.

- THE SAME AS HER?

- I HAD DIARRHEA. I STARTED VOMITING.

YEAH, I VOMITED FOR, LIKE, FOUR HOURS.

MY PARTNER AND I ARE RIDING SKY HIGH,

AND NOW I GET FOOD POISONING.

AND I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN EVEN COMPETE.

- THIS IS FOR DIARRHEA.

- I CAN HOLD THAT-- I CAN HOLD THAT DOWN

THIS TIME, I THINK.

- BUT THE--THE MEDICATION'S GONNA BE IN YOUR BLOOD.

SO THAT'S THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO.

- OKAY. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

- YEAH.

- I DIDN'T WORK THIS HARD TO SIT ON THE BENCH.

AND I'M NOT GIVING UP.

- I NEED FOOD IN ME. WHAT CAN I GET?

- UH...I DON'T REALLY...

SEE THAT YOU'RE REALLY OKAY.

- THE MEDIC TELLS ME THAT I HAVE A GASTROINTESTINAL VIRUS

AND THAT I AM NOT MEDICALLY SOUND TO COMPETE.

I'VE EARNED THIS SPOT IN THE FINAL.

THIS IS A WORST-CASE SCENARIO.

- I DON'T REALLY SEE THAT YOU ARE REALLY OKAY.

- TO HAVE A MEDIC SAY THAT I'M NOT HEALTHY ENOUGH

TO COMPETE IS ABSOLUTELY HEARTBREAKING.

I'VE GONE THROUGH HELL AND BACK JUST TO GET TO THIS FINAL.

I'M--I CAN'T-- I GOTTA GO FOR IT.

- HOPEFULLY, THE DIARRHEA STOPS

AND THE VOMITING STOPS

AND YOU CAN GO ON. - YEAH.

IGNORING THE DOCTOR

AND DECIDING TO COMPETE

IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE.

BUT I CAN'T LET JOHNNY DOWN.

WE FOUGHT TOO HARD.

AND IF IT MEANS I'M GONNA GET TAKEN OUT ON A STRETCHER,

THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO FOR MY BUDDY.

WE'LL BE GOOD. EVEN ON MY WORST DAY...

- YEAH, I KNOW. - I'M STILL BETTER, SO.

- I KNOW, I KNOW. MY MAN.

- WE CAN STOP FOR YOU TO [bleep] AND PUKE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.

- I DON'T THINK WE HAVE A CHOICE.

THE THINGS THAT COME WITH OUR ONE, TWO, RIGHT?

- THAT'S TRUE. [both laugh]

JUST GOTTA MAKE UP FOR IT RIGHT AFTER.

SHE'S NOT LOOKIN' TOO GOOD.

I'M TRYING TO KEEP HER SPIRITS UP.

BUT JENN BETTER BE ABLE TO COMPETE TODAY.

- WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ME AND YOU

WOULD BE FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE?

ONE GOAL:

CHAMPIONSHIP.

AT THIS POINT, I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS ABOUT WES,

'CAUSE ON FRESH MEAT II,

WE ALL SAW HIM CRAP OUT.

- [panting] - LET'S GO, WES!

DON'T YOU DARE STOP!

- SO MY CONCERN RIGHT NOW IS,

COULD WES FINISH A FINAL?

- THERE'S ONE THING THAT KENNY AND I AGREE ON,

WHICH IS FIRST PLACE.

AND SO IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME TO PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE

AND TRY AND KICK SOME BUTT, THIS IS IT.

- ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, WELCOME WELCOME TO BARILOCHE

HERE IN BEAUTIFUL PATAGONIA.

[cheers and applause]

THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

NOW, THE FIRST MEN'S TEAM

AND THE FIRST WOMEN'S TEAM

TO CROSS THAT FINISH LINE

WINS 100 GRAND A PIECE.

FOR SECOND PLACE, $50,000 FOR THE GIRLS,

$50,000 FOR THE GUYS.

AND FOR THIRD PLACE...

YEAH, ZERO.

THANKS FOR COMIN'.

THE FINAL CHALLENGE IS NO JOKE.

TO START, YOU'RE GONNA BE HOLDING ON TO A ROPE...

IN THE WATER.

WHEN I SAY GO,

THE BOAT IS GONNA TAKE OFF,

DRAGGING YOU UNDERWATER FOR 200 YARDS.

YOU SWIM TO YOUR KAYAK,

JUMP INTO YOUR KAYAK,

AND PADDLE FOR THREE MILES.

- IF THIS IS THE WAY THAT THIS CHALLENGE IS GONNA START OFF,

IT'S ONLY GONNA GET MORE, YOU KNOW, SADISTIC

AND EVIL FOR ME.

- ONCE YOU PADDLE FOR THREE MILES,

IT'S A FOOT RACE FROM THEN ON OUT.

AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE CHECKPOINTS

AND DIFFERENT PUZZLES AND STUFF THAT YOU HAVE TO SOLVE.

BUT I GUARANTEE YOU, THIS IS THE HARDEST RACE

I'VE EVER SEEN.

NOW, WE'RE GONNA STAGGER THE STARTING TIMES

FOR THE GIRLS' AND THE GUYS' TEAMS.

GIRLS, YOU'RE UP FIRST.

GOOD LUCK, AND I'LL SEE YOU AFTER THE FINISH.

- THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.

I CAN BARELY STAND UP WITHOUT PUKING.

BUT I WILL FIGHT FOR MANDI,

AND, UM, GIVE HER EVERYTHING I'VE GOT.

- ME AND EVELYN ARE VERY CONFIDENT.

IT'S GONNA BE COLD,

BUT LET'S JUST HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE

AND PADDLE OUR ASSES OFF.

WE WANNA GET A GOOD LEAD FROM THE GET-GO,

WHICH WOULD START WITH KAYAKS.

- I'M GONNA GRIP IT THE OPPOSITE WAY,

BUT YOU'RE DOING AN INDIAN THING.

- THEN HOW DO YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH?

- I AM A LITTLE BIT WORRIED ABOUT CARA.

BUT I THINK THAT SHE'LL BE OKAY.

I KNOW THAT SHE'S NOT GONNA QUIT.

- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, YOU READY?

[air horn blows]

- THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT, BUT...

THE LONGER I HOLD MY BREATH,

THE LESS FARTHER I HAVE TO DOGGIE PADDLE TO THE KAYAK.

[bubbling]

- I'M OUT OF BREATH.

AND I'M HOLDING ON AS TIGHT AS I CAN.

[bubbling]

ULTIMATELY, I HAVE TO LET GO.

AND AT THAT POINT, IT'S A RACE FOR THE KAYAKS.

- I FEEL EVERYBODY PLUCKING THEMSELVES OFF,

ONE BY ONE.

FOR SOME REASON, I'M THE LAST ONE HOLDING ON.

- COME ON, CARA! SWIM!

COME HERE NOW!

- WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE LEAD

AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA THINK ABOUT THE OPPONENTS.

IT IS US AGAINST OURSELVES IN THIS THING.

- OKAY. [indistinct]

- WELL, I'M GOING TO [bleep]--

- JUST DON'T! MANDI...

LISTEN, YOU CAN'T SWITCH THE PADDLE!

- IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU GUYS FOREVER

GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES!

- SHUT THE [bleep] UP!

[laughter]

- JENN AND MANDI LOOK LIKE [bleep] RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE CHALLENGE.

BUT THEY MIGHT START A LITTLE BIT OF A WHIRLPOOL.

COULD BE INTERESTING.

- ♪ SHE GET ME BOM-BOM, 'CAUSE SHE BOOM-BOOMS ♪

♪ SHE GET ME BOM-BOM, 'CAUSE SHE BOOM-BOOMS ♪

♪ THE GIRL JUST THE BOMB 'CAUSE THE BOOM BOOM BOOMS ♪

- WE SEE EVELYN AND PAULA.

WE KNOW WE GOTTA PASS 'EM.

WE'RE, LIKE, STARING AT THEM LIKE...

THE GUPPIES, AND WE'RE THE SHARK.

AND WE JUST GOTTA GET 'EM.

- ♪ MAKE ME BOM-BOM ♪

♪ 'CAUSE SHE BOOM-BOOMS ♪

♪ THE GIRL IS THE BOMB 'CAUSE SHE BOOM BOOM BOOMS ♪

- GO LEFT!

- I AM. - NOW RIGHT.

NOW LEFT.

NOW RIGHT.

- AT THIS POINT, I SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON MY KAYAK.

BUT I LOOK TO MY RIGHT, AND I SEE LAUREL AND CARA MARIA

ARE LITERALLY NECK AND NECK WITH ME AND EVELYN.

WE JUST HAVE TO GET ANY KIND OF LEAD

SO WE CAN CRUSH THEIR SPIRITS.

- I REALLY HAVE TO SCRATCH MY NOSE.

- DON'T DO IT!

- I HAVE TO SCRATCH IT. - DON'T SCRATCH IT!

- GOD.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

BUT I DO KNOW THAT WE LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE IDIOTS.

- I DON'T [bleep] GET IT.

LIKE, WHY? WHY? WHY?! WHY?!

- I DON'T [bleep] GET IT.

LIKE WHY? WHY? WHY?! WHY?!

- IT WAS JUST SO FRUSTRATING.

WE FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT,

AND WE START GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

IT JUST SUCKS BECAUSE THE OTHER TWO TEAMS

HAVE A LONG, LONG HEAD START ON US.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS' TURN.

- IF I WERE DOING THIS RACE ALONE,

I WOULD NOT BE COMPETING.

BUT I GOT THIS GUY HERE.

- AND IF HE'S FEELING BAD HERE AND THERE,

IT'S OKAY TO STOP AND MAYBE, UH,

TAKE A--TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BREATHTAKING SCENERY

FOR A MINUTE.

- I REALLY WANT TO GET A LEAD EARLY ON

AND MAKE EVERYONE JUST FEEL LIKE CRAP

RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING.

BY THE END OF THIS, I'M--

I MIGHT CALL THIS GUY MY FRIEND.

- I WOULD AGREE.

- [exhales]

WE'VE DEFINITELY EARNED OUR WAY TO BE HERE.

AND I THINK, BY US WINNING TODAY,

WE'LL SHUT EVERYBODY UP.

- THERE YOU GO. SO HERE IT IS.

WHOO! UHH!

- YOU BOYS READY?

[air horn blows]

- IT JUST FEELS LIKE YOU'RE DROWNING.

YOU JUST HAVE TO HANG ON, HANG ON,

UNTIL YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

- I POP OUT OF THE WATER, AND MY KAYAK'S PRETTY FAR AWAY.

AND, FOR A LAKE,

THIS CURRENT IS STRONG AS HELL.

- JOHNNY AND I GO THE FURTHEST UNDERWATER.

AND IMMEDIATELY, MY ADRENALINE'S KICKING IN,

AND SOMETHING SNAPS.

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE FINAL.

IT'S GO TIME.

- YOU'RE GONNA STEER

AND I'M GONNA PUSH FROM THE BACK.

- CRAP, WE HAVE NO IDEA

HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.

THIS IS GONNA BE HORRIBLE.

- ME AND EVELYN PADDLE OUR ASSES OFF.

WE GET TO THE BEACH, BUT, LO AND BEHOLD,

LAUREL AND CARA MARIA

ARE LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND US.

AND IN THIS GAME,

THAT'S NO LEAD AT ALL.

- SO WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND EVELYN AND PAULA.

AND WE CAN MAKE THAT UP.

WE HAVE TO GET IN OUR CLOTHES AND KEEP TRUCKIN'.

- SEE, THE POWER COMES FROM THE BACK.

YOU GOTTA STEER.

- OKAY.

FEELS SO GOOD TO FINALLY GET THIS RIGHT.

I THINK THAT WE HAVE A REAL SHOT

OF CATCHING UP ON SOME TIME NOW.

- WE FINALLY ARRIVE TO THE BEACH.

OHH, I GET MY SECOND WIND.

I'M READY TO GET OUT OF THIS WATER

AND GET ON LAND AND START THIS THING FOR REAL.

- RIGHT. RIGHT.

RIGHT. LEFT.

- JOHNNY AND I REALIZE THAT THIS IS GONNA BE A DOG FIGHT

ALL THE WAY TO THE END,

AND THAT THERE'S NO FREEBIES.

THIS IS GONNA HURT.

- [grunting] - OKAY, SAME TIME.

RIGHT...RIGHT...

NO.

- WE'RE SPINNING IN CIRCLES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

- ALL I WANNA DO IS THROW UP.

UHH!

[bleep] MY LIFE!

BEING SICK AND THE WAY I FEEL RIGHT NOW

AND HAVING NO SLEEP AND NO FOOD IN ME,

I-I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS.

I'M REALLY SORRY, MANDI.

I REALLY HOPE THAT I CAN PULL THIS TOGETHER FOR YOU.

BUT, AT THIS POINT, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN CONTINUE.

- IF THIS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE RACE,

I DON'T EVEN THINK I WANT TO KNOW

WHAT'S GONNA COME NEXT.

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- I CAN'T MOVE MY BIG TOE DOWN WHILE MY OTHER TOE'S DOWN.

THEY HAVE TO COME UP FIRST, AND THEN THEY GO.

TOES ARE DOWN...

[grunting]

AH, IT'S CRAMPING.

- [laughs]

- IT'S LIKE A DOUBLE-JOINTED THING, I CAN'T--

- [laughing]

- EEH. UHH.

DZZH!

[both laugh]

HMM. - HMM.

- THE STAMP OF APPROVAL.

[both laugh]

IT'S JUST...

[both laughing]