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[Grant] Previously on The Amazing Race Australia v New Zealand…

-We're just going over the border. -…teams raced across Thailand.

-Vroom! Vroom! -John and Murray…

[John] We'll never U-Turn a New Zealand team.

…chose to U-Turn Sally and Tyson.

[Tyson] They're a bit out of their league.

They must be feeling threatened by us.

Tensions mounted between John and Jono…

My cute little blonde sister is pushing your big friend around?

…which put the Kiwi alliance into question.

Those words just lost you that Express Pass, mate.

John and Murray awarded their Express Pass to Carla and Hereni.

Whoo!

Aston and Christie…

She's being a selfish cow.

…struggled to stay on track…

[Christie crying] I seriously can't do this.

…and were, sadly, eliminated from the race.

[Christie] I'm sorry.

Three Aussie and four Kiwi teams remain.

-Whoo! -Who will be eliminated next?

High five!

[Grant] Thailand boasts 154 tropical islands,

famous for their outstanding natural beauty.

The pristine beaches and dramatic limestone formations of Krabi

and its surrounding provinces attract visitors from across the globe,

and it is from here that teams embark

on the fourth leg of our race around the world.

John and Murray were first to arrive.

-You're team number one, boys. -Yeah!

So they will depart first at 7:08 a.m.

-"Fly to Windhoek, Namibia." -Yes!

Namibia, on the southwest coast of Africa,

attracts more than a million visitors a year

with its vast array of wildlife and desert landscapes.

On arrival at the airport in the capital, Windhoek,

teams must search the car park for a marked four-wheel drive.

Let's go.

-[indistinct] Krabi Airport. -Airport. Okay.

We've got a pretty big target on us, and we knew that yesterday,

if there was a U-Turn, that 100% we would be U-Turned.

[Murray] We were never going to U-Turn a New Zealand team.

Sally and Tyson were, we think, coming in at number two.

And they're an Australian team, so…

It's very clear that we're quite strong physically, and we know that.

I think there's a little bit of psychological warfare coming in.

We wouldn't have come on this race if we didn't think we could win it, right?

And we're here to do a job,

and it may sound a bit methodical or businesslike, but that's it.

[both gasp]

-Oh, my God. Africa. -[vocalizing]

♪ We're going to Africa ♪

♪ Going to Africa ♪

Emily and I have a strong relationship, and that's the most important thing to us.

-We're going to Namibia in Africa. -Africa.

[Jono] I'm really learning a lot about my sister, and we're as tight as ever,

but I'm always impressed, and I'm always so proud to be on your team, so…

Thanks, brother.

Never in my dizziest days did I think I'd be going to Africa.

Wow.

-Namibia. -[laughing] Oh!

We found that we're starting to hit our stride in the race.

I mean, this race will get to you.

Krabi Airport, yeah?

And if you don't have a sense of patience and respect for your partner,

you'll just break apart.

We haven't had that tension that comes with being last yet,

but at the moment, it's…

-It's working really well. -Yeah.

Happy.

-"Fly to Windhoek, Namibia." Yes! -Yes!

-I think we're working together well. -Yeah.

The fact that we have such a strong bond to begin with has really helped us so far.

We're here for the long haul.

[Sally] It's Africa, isn't it? Namibia's Africa, right?

-[Tyson] I think so. -[Sally] Yes.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited.

-I hope we get to do animal things. -Yeah.

Yeah, we'll be able to catch up with our mates that U-Turned us yesterday.

-Oh, yeah. -So…

-Our friends. Our dear friends. -Yeah.

[John] Can we get to the front of the plane, please?

We've isolated ourselves on purpose.

Any time we spend with other people detracts from us making our team stronger,

our relationship stronger,

and giving us more weapons we may use going forward.

[Jono] After Cambodia, they got nervous. They got scared because they didn't win.

Then they said, "Okay, now we want a Team New Zealand alliance."

They alienated themselves at the beginning, and now they're scared.

You've been playing your own race, but now you want to ask for help? No.

It's a tactic from them that I don't really want to be a part of.

I think they think they're smart.

They're nowhere near as smart as they think.

-Public enemy number one are those guys. -Yeah, yeah.

[Jarrod] Let's go.

-Nabibia. -[chuckles]

It's Namibia, not "Nabibia."

-Winning a leg's everything. -There just ain't no second prize.

We don't want Kiwis coming in first, second and third,

and then the Aussies five, six, seven.

Not just for ourselves, but it's for our country.

How good. Nabibia!

Namibia! Whoo!

We have noticed a fierce nature with the other competitors.

They're quite younger than us. We're…

-Yeah. -…the oldies now.

Yeah, and a bit more level-headed.

We're so lucky we have got this.

-[chuckles] Ting-ting. -Ting.

An Express Pass is a massive advantage. It allows us to skip any task.

We're going to get to the Road Block or the Detour, see how hard it is.

It might be something we're good at anyway,

so we'd do it if that was the case.

Hopefully, we don't get eliminated from the game

with an Express Pass in our pocket.

[Carla] Got to use it in the next two legs.

"You have $30 for this leg of the race." Oh, my goodness.

-Let's do it. Let's go. -[cheers]

[Jesse] We're all in this. We all know what we're doing, what we're going for.

But end of the day, this is for our kids and for us, you know?

-If we walk away with that prize money… -Big picture. It's…

-[Jesse] Small sacrifice for massive gain. -Gain.

[Jesse] Even if all we're doing-- If we don't win the money,

but we show our kids you make the most of everything that comes along your path…

-And be yourself. Have fun. -Be yourself. Then we live happy.

-It is time… -Time.

…to unsettle that top stronghold.

-It's time for the underdogs. -It's time for the underdogs.

-And we're the underdogs. -Yeah. We're just…

-Are we the underdogs? -Yes.

Yeah.

[Grant] All teams are now flying via Bangkok and Johannesburg

to Windhoek, Namibia, due to arrive the following day at 1:40 p.m.

[John] Go!

[Jono] I'm on your six, Ems! I'm on your six!

-[Jesse] You see anything, babe? -[Cat] Yep.

"Drive to Na'an Kuse Wildlife Sanctuary. Walk…"

"…baboons to receive your next clue.

Caution: While driving, beware of wild game crossing."

[Grant] Teams will now drive to the Na'an Kuse Wildlife Sanctuary.

This sanctuary was set up in 2007

and provides a safe home for orphaned and injured animals.

Once there, each team must escort two young baboons

along a marked trail to receive their next clue.

They may look cute,

but these baboons are famed for their cheeky behavior and wild ways.

Teams may be in for more than they bargained for.

Let's go in, Muzz.

-What the hell's a baboon? -[Ashleigh] A monkey, Jarrod.

-A bit of a hectic start as always. -We got the third four-wheel drive.

[Ryan] Three teams ahead of us.

[Jarrod] It'd be in the vicinity of the university, Ash.

Of course, you'll be watching--

There's wildlife everywhere,

so you gotta keep an eye on the speedo, keep an eye on surrounds.

[Jesse] Oh, look! Wildlife, wildlife!

-[Cat gasps] -Look!

-Whoo! Africa, baby! -[Cat] Wow.

[Jesse] That's stunning.

-We're onto it, Ems! We're doing it. -Whoo-hoo!

I feel good about this leg, actually.

I've got a lot of confidence for us in this one.

We're going to win this one, all right?

We're coming last at the moment. [chuckles]

We can't lose 'em 'cause we've got no map.

The nature reserve is D1463, "in the vicinity of the university."

[Jarrod] The University of Namibia? Neudamm Campus?

That's that one back there.

-[Ashleigh] Is it? Definitely? -Yep. Yep.

[Ashleigh] Do a uey.

-[Tyson] That was the uni-- -[Sally] No.

-Yeah. U-turn. Please, do a U-turn. -All right.

Good work, Puppy.

-[Daniel] Who is it? Who is it? -[Ryan] Tyson.

[Daniel] Should we turn around?

Um, I think-- I think not. My hunch is that we're going to Windhoek.

-I can't wait. I'm so excited. -Awesome.

Obviously, as a vet, I don't get to deal with African animals,

so I couldn't stop smiling.

This is like-- I think I'm gonna cry.

This sanctuary. That what we're after?

-[Ashleigh] Na'an Kuse. Yep. -Na'an Kuse.

[Ashleigh] Oh, my God, we won. We're number one.

We got to the animal sanctuary first.

-Whoo! Number one! Number one! -Yes, we won.

Pick people up.

Number two.

-Number four. -Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[baboons gibbering]

-Come on. We've got special things. -Thank you.

-Hello. -[Ashleigh] Come on.

The main purpose of the whole activity was to transfer these baboons down a path…

[Ashleigh] Two of them.

-…to their handlers where they'd exchange… -Our next clue.

Come on, monkeys.

-[Jesse] Let's go, Cat. Let's go. -[baboons screeching]

The baboons, they don't go,

-"Hey, there's a path. I'm gonna walk it." -No.

They go, "There's a tree. I'm gonna look at it."

Yum. Yum. Come on. Come on. Come on.

-Oh! Beautiful. Beautiful. -Sal. Sal. Sal.

Oh, my goodness.

Jarrod, don't take it away from them.

We envisioned these tiny, little baby ones,

but these giant,

Planet of the Apes-style monkeys… [chuckles]

[Jarrod] Hey, monkey.

Oh, my God. Bloody baboon.

[Jono, Emily] We're not last.

[baboons gibbering]

[Carla] Yeah, good. Hold it. Hold it, H. Good girl.

The baboons obviously liked the ladies of the team. [chuckles]

Just keep them calm, just like a mama would.

-Here, monkey. -You've got another one, Ems.

[gasps] I've got two. Good job.

[chuckles] Okay, we're doing great. And there's a third one for Emily.

Emily's a bit of a baboon whisperer apparently.

-I feel like… -I think they like her baboons.

-Yes. -You know what I mean?

They're good monkeys.

-Come on, monkeys! Sorry. -Argh!

How did they get these bloody baby ones?

How did you get a baby, and we got the crazy one?

[Ryan] Okay, so if we're going through a place where we can talk to people…

Looking for University of Windhoek.

-[security guard] This road, yeah. -Thank you, boss.

[Ryan] We're confident we're heading in the right direction,

we've been given the directions that this is where the University is.

He pointed us in the right direction, which we're going in,

so that's given us a little bit of confidence.

Hyah! Hyah! Go! Go!

Making our way up the very long path with

-a bunch of baboons… -[laughs]

-…who are doing baboon things. -[baboon screeching]

The baboons are a little frisky.

[Murray] He's quite excited, this one.

You like grabbing my boobs. Oh, my God.

Hey, get your arms off her, mate.

-Get this bloody stupid thing off her. -No.

He's been sitting there having a nice luxury ride the whole trip.

[gibbers]

-[Daniel] Excuse me, buddy. -[Ryan] Excuse me. Hey.

We need to get to the university.

-[man] University of… -Yeah.

-Namibia. -Namibia.

-Follow. -[Ryan] Okay. Thanks, boss. Thanks, boss.

-Oh, he's got a Kiwi sticker on the back. -No way.

We had lovely, friendly locals who pointed--

"Yeah, this way. This is the way to go to the University of Namibia."

Cool. Let's do that.

My man, my man, talk to me. Let's do this.

-I can pick up the lady, then-- Or what? -Yeah.

-We don't want to rush you. That's all. -Let's-- No. Let's go. I will pick it up.

-Are you sure? Okay, cool. -Okay, pick it up.

He left her on the side of the road and said, "Yeah, you'll be all right.

I'll come pick her up later.

-This will be sweet." -[laughs]

[Ryan] He's just ditched this woman.

I don't know what he's doing, but it's awesome. I love it.

Oh, my God. [chuckling] They love Emily.

[Emily chuckles]

-[baboons screeching] -Muzz, Muzz, Muzz. Muzza, leave them.

We'll just get two at the end.

Carrying baboons wasn't the challenge. Walking them was the challenge.

Emily, these baboons love you, man.

I'm just putting out good baboon energy.

[John] Come on, Emily. Do you reckon you have skill in carrying the monkeys?

If someone thinks they've got skill here, there's not.

It's pure-- It's not skill, is it? [laughs]

[Jono] He insinuated you weren't talented.

No one talks to my family that way and gets away with it.

Shut your [bleep] face, mate. You had to come up to my sister?

[Emily] Jono, relax, relax.

[John] Anytime, mate. I will drop you in a second, pal.

I stood my ground and said,

"Look, if you take another step, I will drop you." And that was the truth.

-Try it. Do it. -I'm serious.

-[Emily] Jono, stop! -[John] I'll drop you in a second.

-[Emily] Stop for me. -[John] I'll drop you in a second, Jono.

[John] I will drop you in a second, pal.

[Emily] Jono, stop!

-Stop for me. Stop for me. -[John] I'll drop you in a second, Jono.

I think you made a comment regarding the monkeys,

and it's not necessarily a skill,

and I think Johnny didn't take too kindly to that.

Jono said, "Are you kidding? You can't talk to my sister like that."

Then he threatened Jono and said he's gonna drop him

and he can take him at any moment and knock him out whenever he can.

[Jono] He's threatened. We've been on his heels the whole time,

and now it's come down to it, he's threatening me.

I'm furious.

[Murray] I think it was just a little bit of a heat of the moment.

We're in a race. I want to get on to that next challenge…

And so I decided to go as hard as I can just to beat Johnny where it mattered,

which is in the race,

-where it would hurt him the most. -[Emily] Yeah.

-Thank you. -[Jesse] Thank you so much.

-Road Block. -Road Block.

-"Who's got a healthy appetite?" -I'll do it. I'll do it.

-Eat. I'll eat it. -Go for it.

I will do the eating. Let's see what that means.

As with all Road Blocks, this is a task that only one team member may perform.

The team member performing the Road Block must prepare two buckets of lion feed.

Each bucket must contain the right proportions of animal innards

and dissection of ribs, matching the example provided.

Only then can they proceed to the lion enclosure.

[roars]

It takes two hundred kilos of food to feed all the animals here.

It's a smelly, messy task and not for the fainthearted.

Teams must muck in if they want to get on.

All right. Shall I do it?

Obviously one of our big concerns through the whole race has been a food issue,

so I jumped at it, and Sally didn't actually get a say.

Tyson's got a healthy appetite.

That's me. I'm going to do it.

-You gonna do it? Let's do it. Go! -Yeah.

Oh, yuck!

-[flies buzzing] -Yuck!

It was just on another planet. That was-- Oh, man. I saw a whole… Ugh.

[Jono] Oh, my God.

There's literally a carcass.

[Tyson] Well, I soon found out it wasn't an eating challenge.

It was everything but.

[Sally] Let's go, Puppy. No hesitation.

-[Tyson] Yuck! -Know what you're doing.

I've actually worked in an abattoir before, when I was young.

[panting] This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Just cutting these innards. So I've got to catch-- Cut my meat here.

There is a very… [sniffs]

Uh…

Ugh! [coughs]

What is this even the inside of?

This is fantastic. I love these Road Blocks.

[laughs]

Hey, you don't know where Neudamm, Neudamm…

The first sense we were in trouble was when we actually got to the university.

-This is not the Neudamm campus? -No, this is the main campus.

This is the main campus. Neudamm campus?

-Is that near an airport? Is it past-- -Yeah, it's near the airport.

We eventually found a student who was like, "Uh, Neudamm is a different campus."

We're in the complete wrong place.

And then we were like, "Shit."

So we knew from the get-go, we were last. Dead last.

[sighs] We just went in the complete wrong direction.

[Ryan] Deep breath. Refocus.

Cutting this, absolute-- Probably the worst thing I've ever done in my life.

We had to cut them into little pieces, fill the bucket.

[Ashleigh] Jazz, think about what's at stake.

[chuckles] Excuse the pun.

[Jesse] Shivers. Normally I love ribs.

We had a giant rib cage of some mammoth animal,

and we had to match the portion sizes, I guess.

This is gross.

And it was really hard work to saw that. There were bits you couldn't get through.

That pig wants some.

I love ribs. Pork spare ribs are my favorite meal.

Whatever these ribs were, heck no.

I don't know if I'll eat pork spare ribs ever again.

[Hereni] That's a big load of meat, Carla. What are you gonna do with that?

[laughs]

I was the only female… [chuckles] …that was taking on this task.

We keep our women real in New Zealand.

Judge.

Too big, needs to be smaller.

No problem.

-[grunts] -[Ashleigh] You're nearly there, Jazz.

-[Jarrod] How's this? How's this? -Judge.

Not acceptable.

Which one's not acceptable?

This one.

This one here?

The judges were very, very strict

on perfect, precise sizes before we then could proceed.

[judge] Those ribs?

That's not acceptable.

Needs to be a bit smaller.

[Ashleigh] Come on, Jazz!

[Sally] Puppy, you're doing so well.

[Tyson grunts, pants]

What was really driving me was the thought that I really need to get back at Johnny.

[John] Judge, innards.

No. Check the example.

[John] Yes.

Yes.

Lion.

I want to beat Johnny. I want to mess Johnny up.

And this is the place to do it, in a Road Block.

[Emily] Jono stood up for me, which is fine.

Now Jono's really upset, and he feels attacked and threatened so…

Judge.

-[judge] Good. -Thank you.

It's tense, and you can definitely feel it, so…

Game time. It's game time.

Off the field, you're mates and have a drink. Hopefully they can do that.

After what that guy said to me and my sister,

he doesn't deserve to be in this race at all.

So I'll do everything I can to stop that.

[John] I want to go past him and say suck on these. [laughs]

Oh! Yuck.

Okay, now it's hard to read the clue.

I had no idea what actually I had to do after I'd cut that up.

We're hoping that we can anticipate using the Express Pass just before a Pit Stop.

Which way?

[Sally] I don't know. I can't tell you.

Go, go, go!

[Ashleigh] Come on, Jazz. Hurry.

[Jono] Argh. I'm dying.

I'm feeling really woozy here.

I hadn't actually had a drink of water all day,

which is a rookie mistake when you're in Africa, I guess.

[panting] I'm dying. Ah!

[panting] I can't breathe. Ah!

I heard Johnny approaching from behind me, and that put a bit of a fire in me,

so I kept going a bit harder, a bit faster, just to stay ahead of him.

I can't do it. I can't do it.

I'm passing out. I'm passing out. I'm passing out.

[panting] Ah!

[panting] Ah!

At some stage, I blacked out.

My body stopped responding to me.

Ah! No.

My muscles were reacting in a funny way, and that was really starting to worry me.

I was tracking Jono on the way to the lion's pen.

We had that tiff. I was still fired up, so I had in my mind I wanted to catch him.

-You all right? -[Jono sputtering]

-[John] Get up, big man. -No, it's fine.

[John] Get up. Come on. Your sister wants you to do this. Come on.

-[Jono] Don't talk to me about my sister. -You sure you're all right?

Are you gone? Are you all right?

Without a doubt, I would've sprinted past and given him the middle finger,

but he was in a bit of trouble.

Are you all right? Do you want me to leave you?

I'll help you up.

[Jono] But I can't see…

-Johnny. -Yeah?

-I can't see. -Do you want me to lift you?

It must've killed him

-to pretend to care about my health… -[chuckles]

…'cause he honestly couldn't give a crap.

[John] Yeah, come on. Come on. I've got you. Ready? Three, two, one.

Hands on the barrow.

Keep 'em tight there and keep walking. Listen to where I'm going.

Close your eyes and listen.

[Jono panting]

[John] It's all right. Just take it easy.

[Jono] I knew that I just had to get through this.

I had Emily on my mind, just thinking that I have to do this for my sister.

Are you all right, Jono?

Judge.

Got here first, and we're still going.

Hurry, Jazz! Go!

Is this gizzards?

It's not is it.

I'm doing the wrong thing.

I had almost filled up the bucket, then I was like,

"Oh, my gosh, this isn't offal."

I cut up the wrong stuff. Do you want to use the Express Pass?

-It's up to you, Carla. -Yeah, let's use it.

We'd like to exchange our Express Pass for the clue, please.

-We used the Express Pass. -[laughs]

-Very wise. Yeah. -I think it was a good time.

Learn a simple children's song in the local bush dialect.

[singing in San]

[Grant] The San language has over a quarter of a million speakers,

but its clicking sounds are hard to copy.

Teams must learn this simple song

and perform it with the local school children.

Only when they impress the children will teams receive their next clue.

We're looking for a bush school.

[Tyson] Hey, mate. Have you found the lion enclosure?

I went probably about a K, and I hadn't seen anyone,

so I actually turned around and went back.

[Jarrod] No lion enclosure down there?

I've gone a long way.

-[Jarrod] Go through, mate. -Go.

I made sure with him that we were going in the right direction.

Oh, so you teamed up?

[Carla, Hereni] Hello.

Come. Come. Come.

[singing in San]

[clicking tongue]

Kind of like this. [clicks tongue]

You had to do a… [clicks tongue] …in the middle of the words.

[speaking San]

I was a little bit worried maybe we hadn't used the Express Pass at the right time.

[singing in San]

I was gonna twerk, but I didn't know if it was appropriate.

Thank you. Thank you very much. You're beautiful.

"Detour."

[Grant] In this Detour, teams must travel by donkey cart to a bushman's village

and choose one of two tasks, each with its own pros and cons.

The choice here, Pipe or Poo.

In Pipe, teams must use a traditional bush method to start a fire.

Only when the tribe's chief has lit his pipe with the dried grass

will teams be given their next clue.

In Poo, teams must participate in a traditional children's game

of bokdrol, or poo spitting.

Each team member must spit two bok poo pellets

a distance of eight meters.

The trick here is not swallowing the pellet.

We're going to do Poo. We love poo.

We have a lot of experience with poo,

-having children. -[laughs]

-Come on. -Giddyap.

Hup! Hup! Hup!

She never stops panicking.

We could be in the front, and she's going, "Hurry up! Make the donkey go faster."

You're a good little donkey.

[Carla] Anything can happen in this race, so until I'm on that Pit Stop

with two feet on the mat, I will worry.

-Come on. -Come on. Come on.

[Ryan] Slow down. Turning here. Turning left here.

[Daniel] One, two, three, four, five, six.

When we arrived at the sanctuary, all the cars were next to each other.

We knew we were last.

And not just last. Like, stupendously last.

-We were at least an hour last. -[laughs]

Hello, baboon.

[Daniel] The clue said you've got to collect two little baboons.

-[Ryan] Come here. Oh. -[screeching]

-They scatter. -What do they say about never working

-with children or animals? -I know, right?

Come on.

Judge, is that enough?

Good.

-[Cat cheering] -Thanks so much.

Keep going.

[Jesse] I had no idea how far I was gonna have to go,

no idea what I was gonna find when I was there.

I only knew that I was right near the tail of the pack.

I stink like animal insides. I just hope the lions don't eat me.

-[Daniel] Oi! Ooh. -Two have gone in the bush.

[Daniel] We already knew we were behind.

It took another good ten minutes to find our monkeys.

Okay. He ran off into the bush, and I got him.

Maybe go around him, bro.

Yeah, that's when he ran off into the bush.

He doesn't have the animal magnetism he thought he had.

[chuckles]

Which is hilarious. Even though we're in last, I can laugh about it.

-Come on. Come on. -And this is just beautiful, so…

I'm dying for a drink. Absolutely dying.

Keep pushing!

We were working well together as a bit of a team, I suppose.

Tyson makes friends with everyone. [laughs]

This path just goes on and on and on.

[Jarrod] This is one of the hardest things I've ever done.

These bloody lions never seemed to come.

Let's be smart here. I don't mind going first, chucking my bits.

-Of course you don't. Of course you don't. -Huh? Yeah, I'll go first.

And I was starting to get worried about what was happening at that stage.

I couldn't hear very well, and I couldn't see very well.

I can't see anything. [panting]

They say the two worst things is working with children and animals.

-Today we got a bit of both. -[both laugh]

[lion growls]

[Jono] By now I knew that I just had to get through this.

-[grunts] -[John] Let's go.

[growls]

I tried to drop the hammer as much as possible and started running off.

[laughs]

My instructions have now failed me.

Oh, this is a disaster.

Go, Jarrod.

About a couple of hundred meters max.

[Jono] Johnny's just beat me. Everyone's hot on my tail.

There's something I'm missing in the clue that I can't read.

My clue was all munched up, so I thought we could work something out.

See if Jarrod's gonna help me out here. This will be interesting.

Jarrod? Do you have your clue?

-Huh? Yeah. -Do you have your clue?

I think Johnny screwed up by doing too much.

I wanna make sure you don't do the same thing 'cause--

What does yours say?

[exhales]

What does it say about your next clue?

[Jarrod] Jono was struggling.

Jarrod.

[Jarrod] We always thought he was a bit soft.

-Yeah. He's in the big league now. -Yeah.

[chuckles]

I'm helping you out 'cause he's screwed up real bad.

Jarrod didn't want to play ball.

-[Jarrod] My team. -Whoa! Okay, mate.

-I was trying to help you out, dude. -My team.

[Jono] All right.

Hey, mate, have you read your clue?

Tyson! Just keep coming, mate! He's lost his clue!

-[Tyson] Why? -He's lost his clue, Tyson!

My clue's munched up.

I'm heading back, but there's something about how much to feed.

Just go past!

My friend Jarrod was in a hurry and wanted me to just keep going.

I don't know. We've just got to wait for a lion.

I'm not going to give it to him. He didn't help us the other day.

I can see a lion.

[grunts]

[Tyson] Just here. There's one coming over now.

He was huge.

-Powerful? -So-- Yes.

There was only a bit of mesh between me and the lion.

-So… -Wow!

He's having a look over and enjoying his slab of meat. I might head back now.

-[Daniel] Thank you. -Road Block!

"Who's got a healthy appetite?"

-I think you can do it. -Could be eating.

-I don't think so. -I'll do it.

[Cat] Here comes Team Jesus.

-[all] Yay! -[Ryan] Here we go.

We got here.

-It was nice to see people. -[Ryan] Yeah.

We had been hoping there was maybe a straggler team,

and we were actually really behind.

"Cut up the animal innards and fill the bucket provided."

[Ryan] We had to keep positive and keep thinking, "You know what?

The game's not over. The race isn't over."

Hey, Dan, this is going to be no probs for you. Necrotizing fasciitis is worse.

Hello.

[Carla] Poo? You show us?

So when we got to the Detour, there was a bowl of poo,

and we had to spit the poo from one line to the other.

Luckily it didn't taste that bad. I've certainly tasted worse. [chuckles]

Whoo! She got one.

We had to get two bits of poo over the line each.

-Whoo! -Yeah!

Hereni, the expert poo spitter, got hers over quite quickly.

[children] No!

[Carla] We really want to win a leg.

We really wanted our Express Pass to work the way we needed to.

I think you're trying too hard.

[Carla] I was getting panicked that people were going to come up behind us

and beat us to the Pit Stop.

Shit.

I'm having a rough day.

[panting] Argh! Ah!

My leg is cramping. Argh.

I was about as low as I've been in this race.

Why, God? What…

I was almost certain we were gonna get eliminated

because it was very much my will against my body.

[retching]

[panting]

-Hey, Tys? -[Tyson] Yeah?

See Kiwi Jono in front of us?

Yeah.

He's weak as piss. Let's get in front of him.

I can hear the guys right on my tail. This is heartbreaking.

He's not used to hard work. He should've got his sister to do it.

He should've got his sister to do it.

Me and Tyson just thought, "Mate, let's go past this guy."

-I was trying to help you, dude. -I know, but it's a game.

[Jono] There's nothing more frustrating than watching the teams whiz past you

when you got there first.

-Come on, Jarrod! -Nice work!

Good work, Jazz. You're doing so well. I've got a water for you.

Whoo! Go, Jazz! Awesome work. Here you go. Here you go.

Thank you.

"Learn a simple children's song in the local bush dialect…"

"…and perform it with the children to receive your next clue."

-Awesome. -Bugger.

Come on, Jono!

Jono was gone for so long, I'm actually worried what has happened.

I'll tell you what, she has more talent in her little finger

than he has in his whole body. That guy is scum.

[panting]

[crying] I feel like I've let my sister down not beating him.

You know that you just have to get on with it. You know what's on the line,

you have to push through, go as hard as you can.

I promised Emily I'd win this one. [sniffles]

[Murray] There was quite a few bodies came back,

so I definitely was getting worried.

I was like, "I've lost him."

So, it didn't seem this long when we came.

Come on, Gbenda. Where are you, brother?

[John] The prep area wasn't this far away.

Got a pretty big lead and then ended up getting lost.

I think I made the wrong turn. Oh, my God.

I think I made the wrong turn. Oh, my God.

Got a pretty big lead and then ended up getting lost.

Come on, Johnny. Where are you, big fella?

Come on, Jono!

We're at a Road Block. I'm actually worried.

Jono was gone for so long.

[cart approaching]

That was my nightmare.

[Emily] Oh!

-Ah. -[Emily] I'm so proud of you.

I didn't think I could be more proud of Jono,

but I didn't realize how tough he is.

I'm so proud of you. You okay?

-[panting] -You okay?

"Learn a simple children's song in the local bush dialect

and perform it with the children to receive your next clue."

Let's go. I'm so proud of you, are you okay?

[Murray] At this stage, I was a little concerned

'cause we had three or four teams blast past us. Where's he gone?

No footprints. This way.

-Can you teach us a song? -[children] Yeah.

Who's a good singer?

The next challenge was to sing with the kids at a bush school.

[singing in San]

[clicks tongue]

It was obviously in another language, in the middle of it was a… [clicks tongue]

[singing in San]

[laughs]

[clicking tongue]

-I just can't do it with my mouth. -Just try. Like this.

[clicks tongue, sings in San]

[chuckles] Rhino.

[Ryan] Carving it up, bro. Carving it!

As a nurse, he's used to seeing blood. He's used to seeing guts.

-I don't usually cut up organs in such a… -No. [laughs]

-…fashion. -Violent fashion.

-All right. -Loving your work, man.

No.

I must've had about 50 attempts at spitting poo.

-Whoo! -Yeah!

[Carla] I just found a little bit more air inside me.

-[Hereni] Whoa! -[Carla] Whoo!

H! H! H! H!

-Oh, my God! -We are the poo spitters!

"Make your way on foot to the next Pit Stop, Na'an Kuse watering hole."

[Grant] Contrasting landscapes of this majestic country

are teeming with wildlife,

many of which gather at this watering hole,

the Pit Stop for the fourth leg of the race.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

[Carla] Whoo! For our families. Come on.

[Jesse] Oh, my goodness. What a beautiful beast.

That is impressive.

[growling]

[chuckles] I just fed a lion.

This is incredible. And here comes the big boy.

I couldn't even cut the stuff,

and their teeth, they're just gonna chew through it.

And it was so majestic seeing these-- It was so overwhelming.

I'd love to stay and chat, boys and girls,

but I've got things to do.

[singing in San]

-Neither of us are natural… musicians. -Musicians.

[singing in San]

-[Ashleigh] We didn't sound great. -I sounded absolutely terrible.

But we had a bit of fun with the kids.

[singing in San]

-[Ashleigh] Oh! -Hey! Muscles!

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-"Detour: Pipe…" -"…or Poo."

-We're gonna do Poo. -We'll go Poo.

[John] I'm trying to find the right path.

Hopefully Johnny will be here soon.

[bleep] Yo!

Just got to stay in the game. That's the main focus.

-Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw! -Yeah!

-Can we go faster, donkeys? -Giddyap, giddyap.

[John] Jarrod, I got lost, bro.

Around there, mate.

[Ashleigh] Come on, donkeys!

Here he comes. Come on, Johnny!

-[John] Thank you. -You got really lost.

"Make your way to the bush school."

Whoo-hoo!

[in Oshiwambo] Hello, welcome to Namibia.

-Hi. Hello. -Hi.

-Carla, Hereni… -[Hereni] Yes.

Girls, you're team number one.

-Are you joking? -Nope.

[screams] Well done.

As winners of the leg,

you two ladies have just won

500,000 Velocity Virgin Australia Frequent Flyer Points…

Oh, my gosh.

…to share between you after the race.

Now, that can be used on any reward.

But just as a guide,

that's enough to buy you both a return business-class fare to Los Angeles.

-Whoo! Thanks, Virgin Australia. -[chuckles]

We'll take 'em.

So the Express Pass worked out for you.

-That so worked out for us. Look at us. -Yeah.

We're standing here. We came first.

-That's all we wanted, so we're stoked. -Yeah.

Mighty mums in the house! Whoo!

Thank you, Johnny and Muzza, for giving us that Express Pass and allowing us to--

Oh, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them.

Clean yourselves up. We'll see you in the next leg.

[both] Thank you.

Our kids are going to be so proud that their mamas have won a leg.

[singing in San]

Almost.

-[clicks tongue] -You have to use it there. [clicks tongue]

-Thank you! -Thank you so much!

[Jono] The boys are behind us. Let's go.

-Poo. -Let's go Poo.

Johnny and Murray, they were behind us. [laughs]

Whoa, donkeys!

It looks like Johnny's [bleep] up.

-Look. They're behind us. -Yeah.

I don't know what's happened.

[John] Ready?

[singing in San]

[Jesse] Keep going. Long way to go.

On the way back, I passed Dan from Team Jesus.

He was moving fast,

so I knew I had to keep up some sort of pace.

I had to keep going, keep going, keep going to regain those seconds.

Hopefully those seconds would become minutes, those minutes would be…

-Enough. -Not last.

Oh, I see a lion.

There's two lions in there.

Oh, wow.

That is awesome.

[singing in San]

Ready? Okay!

Yeah!

"Each team member must spit two bok poos over the goal line."

[Cat] Whoo!

It was just you and Ryan waiting there.

We've got water for you.

-So I knew we were the last two teams… -Two.

…at that stage.

We're still in it, babe.

Whoa.

Okay, speed kills, speed kills.

There was a huge dip,

and the donkeys decided that that was a good time to speed up.

…my God. Oh, my God.

-Careful. Argh! -Jesus, [bleep].

Hey! Hold on. Hold on, Ems.

[cart scraping ground]

Whoo!

[Sally] Are you guys okay?

Emily, are you okay?

[Emily] I feared for my life. Straight up.

-[bleep] this. I'm out. -Jono, don't.

Come here. Come here. Get out. Screw this.

Hey! Hold on. Hold on, Ems.

We got dragged along the ground with the donkeys.

-[bleep] this. I'm out. Come here. -Jono, don't.

The carriage crashed, throwing us backwards.

The donkeys crashed into the thing.

What do we do, Jono?

Are they okay?

-[Jono exhales sharply] -What do we do?

-[Jono] We get back in. -It's okay.

Even though we were terrified from our accident,

we got back on the donkey cart.

[Jono] All right, let's get back in. The boys are right behind us.

Stand up. You've got the right-- You've got the left side.

[Jono] Amidst all this commotion,

it gave Johnny and Murray the time that they needed to get in right behind us.

-Hyah! Hyah! Hey! Hey! -Whoa!

-[Cat] Whoo! -[singing in San]

Thank you!

-They want high fives! Oh! -Yeah!

-By far our favorite part of the day. -Oh, highlight.

-[Jesse] I wish the kids were here. -[Cat] Were here.

We need to read our clue now, okay? High five.

-Your money can't buy that experience. -Nope.

"Detour: Pipe or Poo."

I smell like crap. I may as well taste like it.

-Let's do Poo. Let's go. -[Cat] Let's spit these bad boys.

-Go. Stop! -Parking. Here, here. Stop.

-[Ashleigh] Stop. Stop! -Stop.

Making a fire is extremely difficult.

And the wind was picking up. We thought, "Let's go the safe option."

We'll put up with a bit of poo.

The rules stated that we both had to successively shoot two pieces of poo

from one side to the other.

-Get big, heavy ones. -Ugh.

-They're gross. -Big, heavy ones.

[all] Yeah!

[all] Yeah!

So now it's just up to me.

[Jarrod] Ash, really suck in and…

-Go! -Donkey parking right here.

-Right here. -All right, stop. Whoa.

[Jarrod] As soon as another team arrived…

-We had to form a queue. -…we had two shots each.

And then we go to the back of the line.

That is a poor effort.

-No. -Nah?

[Emily] Damn it.

-Yes! -Another one.

Nice, Muzza.

[Murray, John laugh]

Sweating like a mofo.

As hard as I was trying to push in that Road Block,

making up a whole hour is so hard.

[Ryan] I see Daniel running around the corner,

and I'm ready to pick up some slack and help out.

Great work, Dan. Great work.

All the other teams have gone,

and there's still distance between us and them.

-Let's do this. -"…perform it with the children

to receive your next clue."

Until you reach Pit Stop, it's not over.

We've got to learn the song.

[Ashleigh groans]

It was just, like, frustrating. I thought, "Have we picked the wrong one?"

[laughing]

Let's go.

We made a snap decision to move to the other Detour option

because we thought that no one was going to be able to get that one done.

-Done. -[Tyson] That's it. I'm done.

[Jarrod] Yes. Get one more. Go to the back of the line.

-[Emily] Okay, Jono. -Hello.

When we walked up to the fire-starting station,

oh, it was absolutely beautiful.

[singing in native language]

-Thank you. You're so cool! Look at this. -Look how cool these guys are.

The chief showed us the proper technique for spinning the sticks

and creating that friction to get an ember.

-That's awesome. Yes, Jono. -Yeah.

[Emily] There's a bit of smoke.

[Murray] Nice, bro.

-Done. -[John] Thank you.

Thank you very much, guys. Here. Get over here, buddy.

"Make your way on foot to the next Pit Stop."

I was still there, thinking, "How could I have let that slip?"

You know, we were in second position.

-[Jarrod] Yes! Yes. -[Ashleigh] Whoo!

-Thank you, thank you. -Thanks, champs.

[Ashleigh] Good luck, guys.

-All right. -Let's catch 'em.

-My God. -[Sally] Give me the poo.

Yes!

-Go, go. -[Tyson] All right. You're up.

[boy] Yes. Go again.

-Yes. -[boy] Go again.

Whoo! I gotta do one more.

-We're good poo spitters. -I think…

-Come on. Same again. -[Cat] I'm loving this poo spit.

Spit it like you love it. I don't know what that means.

-That was a bad one. Sorry. -Step to the back.

[singing in San]

We loved it. We were acting like it could be our last day as well.

-Let's smash the Poo. -Gonna do Poo.

I've been smashing poo all day. Might as well do more.

Fellas, look behind you.

[John panting] Yeah, I know. I saw them.

[Grant] You're team number two.

You're team number three.

-[John] Well done. -Whoo!

-Well done, guys. -Awesome, guys. Awesome work.

-Whoo-hoo-hoo! -Love you guys!

Because we shot those poos over the line so quickly,

-we overtook Tyson and Sally. -Sally.

"Make your way on foot to the next Pit Stop."

[Sally] Give me a big one.

[Tyson] Don't stress, Sal. Just relax. You're doing good.

-A couple of big breaths. Big breaths. -Big!

Keep giving them to me.

[Jesse, Cat panting]

Cat, Jesse, you're team number four.

-[laughs] Whoo! -Yes.

-[both continue panting] -Yes.

[Emily] That's it. You're so close.

[Jono] There's an ember. Take it out.

[Emily] Yes, Jono. Yes!

[Jono] It was really hard to actually get an ember.

Slowly take the stick out.

[all cheering]

[thunder rumbling]

We heard some cheering and yelling come from the fire-lighting challenge,

so I was like, "Oh, no."

Keep giving them to me!

I was almost ready to think, "Let's do the fire challenge."

Ah.

-[Emily] Chief's here, Jono. Here. -Where's the chief?

[Emily] We couldn't finish the Detour

until the chief of the village had lit his pipe on our flames.

[Jono] Just when we thought we'd lit the fire…

I think it went out.

My legs were cramping up, my hands were cramping up…

[Jono grunting] Argh!

[Jono] Just when we thought we'd lit the fire…

-I think it went out. -…it goes out.

[grunting] A cramp in my… Argh!

My legs were cramping up.

A crazy cramp. Okay, again.

And now we have to start the whole process all over again.

And on top of all that, there's a thunderstorm rolling in as well.

-[thunder rumbling] -[birds chirping]

While I was failing massively at this spitting challenge…

Almost get pressure up.

-[thunderclap] -[Tyson] Yeah!

Good work, baby.

"Make your way on foot to the next Pit Stop."

I was like, "This is going to be close. We have to make a run for it."

Let's go, Sal!

Tyson and Sally are just going now.

We saw Tyson and Sally legging it,

so we knew that they were just finishing up.

Seriously, we're still in it.

That probably means there's other teams around.

-We're back in the pack. -We were hoping.

"Each team member must spit two pellets across the goal line."

We wanted to race until the end.

-[boys] Yeah! -[Ryan] Yeah!

[Tyson, Sally panting]

Sally and Tyson, you're team number five.

-Ah. -Five!

-[Emily] Getting smoke. Shit. -[Jono grunts]

We were starting to get really worried about the fact we hadn't seen another team

and that no one had given up on the Poo Detour.

-I think I see an ember. -[Emily] Okay.

-[Jono] Pull it out. -Please, Jono.

Oh, my word. You've got this.

[Ryan] There's still teams there, man.

I could see a congregation of people at the Pipe challenge,

and I thought possibly there might've been a team there.

[boys] Yeah!

[cheering]

When the fire just combusted, we're so happy.

[cheering]

Oh, Jono!

-Yeah! -[Ryan] Boom.

-[Daniel] How many we need to get? -[laughs]

-How many? -We just need to get two.

I got two, you got two.

Thank you. High five, high five, high five.

"Hurry! The last team may be eliminated." Let's go.

-Ah! -Let's go. Bye!

-We hadn't seen Ryan and Dan all day… -[Emily] Yeah.

…so kind of hoping that we were, what, in fifth or sixth?

Let's go.

"Make your way to the next Pit Stop."

[Jono panting] Argh! My legs. My legs.

Argh! Argh!

I get a bout of cramp all over again.

-There, Jono. We're so almost there. -I know!

Come on. Come on, Jono. Up you get.

[Ryan] Go, go, go!

[groans] Shit. Shit.

-[Grant] Daniel and Ryan… -Yeah.

…you're team number six.

Oh.

Six. You did so well, mate. You did so well on that.

It's grueling.

This guy smashes it.

Some people crumble under pressure,

but he rises to the challenge and took it on the shoulders.

-[Jono laughing] -[Emily] There's a zebra. You ready?

Ah!

[speaks Oshiwambo]

[Emily] Thank you.

-[Grant] Emily and Jono… -Yeah.

…you're team number seven.

-[exhales] -[Grant] You're the last team to arrive.

[Emily] Are we?

And I'm sorry, but you have been eliminated from the race.

-No. -[sighs]

How-- how can we be?

No.

[both cry]

Being eliminated was just gut-wrenching, and I was in denial.

-Damn it! -I am so sorry.

[exhales] One of the hardest things I've ever heard.

Jono.

You just look back, and every day and every country was so much fun.

And we've met the most amazing people and seen the most amazing things,

even in our own country.

-[Jono crying] -[Emily] It's okay, Jono. Jono, come back.

-Didn't want it to end. -We just didn't want it to happen.

Damn it.

[Jono] I came into this race with Emily knowing that she was strong

and knowing that she was tough and knowing she'd be awesome at the race,

but I had no idea of the extent to what that actually meant.

I just feel like our race had just started.

And we were only just beginning to show people what we're made of.

It's been cut short.

I honestly couldn't do it with anyone else.

[Jono] You okay?

[Emily] We seriously will share this memory for a lifetime.

-Oh, yeah. -No one can ever take that away from us.