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-[Grant] Previously… -"Cambodia."

…on The Amazing Race Australia v New Zealand…

-Stop, stop! -Right there! Marker!

…teams had to stomach their worst fears.

[shrieks]

-Alliances were forged… -Ash, do you want to work together?

…and broken.

Their team just got it. We had been collaborating, and they ditched us.

That's a dog act.

While John and Murray made no friends…

We decided to play a few tricks.

Let's go, let's go! Driver, let's go!

Pretend we're rushing, so they think it continues.

John and Murray I think are here to win. And win at whatever cost.

It wasn't smooth sailing for Team Australia…

-[Todd] Mum! -…as the second Aussie team was sent home.

It's been a great experience.

Plus, an upset at Pit Stop…

I can't check you in due to a breach in the rules.

…saw Kiwis Emily and Jono…

You are the first team to Pit.

[screams]

…take first place.

Five New Zealand…

Yeah!

…and three Australian teams remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

[Grant] Cambodia is characterized by its natural beauty and rich heritage

and is home to the ancient ruins of the Angkor temples.

And it is from this World Heritage site that teams embark on the third leg

of our race around the world.

Daniel and Ryan won the Step Counter task in the last leg…

You were the best.

-[both laughing] -Yeah!

…and gained a 30-minute advantage,

so they will depart first at 9:37 a.m.

"Travel by taxi to the Thai border and cross on foot,

then travel by bus to the capital, Bangkok."

Teams are now heading to Thailand's bustling capital, Bangkok.

To get there, they must travel overland, crossing the border on foot,

and find this local travel agency where they'll receive their next clue.

-"You have $195 for this leg of the race." -Whoo-hoo.

-Awesome. -Let's do it!

-Come on. -Go.

We want to go to Thailand.

[Daniel] Starting first is a great thing.

Nice and fast.

[Daniel] But for us, we're already winners being here.

We're here to have a good time and have some integrity.

Yeah.

[Murray] Next clue, bro.

"Travel by taxi to the Thai border and cross on foot…"

-"…travel by bus to the capital, Bangkok." -Boom!

-Whee! Thailand! -Let's do it.

-[Emily] Excuse me! -[Jono] Taxi! Taxi!

Nice, Em.

I think that this competition is pushing us to our limit…

Let's go, let's go. Move over.

…and helping us discover what we're made out of.

-First time an Australian's in the lead. -Dan and Ryan, yeah.

When push comes to shove, we've always got each other's backs.

We're all realizing that about each other. We're--

-We're all playing the game. -Yeah.

-Let's go! -Yep! In, in, in, in!

[John] Without a doubt, we are here to win.

[speaks foreign language]

-What? -[John] That's "fast."

The competitive nature of me, I wanted to get across that line first.

I need you to drive fast, please, Leng, yeah?

We've got a much better chance than anyone else.

The Express Pass, we've got to give that away at some stage today as well.

We're gonna give it to a New Zealand team. We just don't know which team yet.

There's a New Zealand alliance going on.

There's been some talk that the New Zealand boys want us out.

So, we've been working together with Tyson and Sal, and Jarrod and Ash, a lot.

We are starting to find people that we do think are a little more honest.

We just think a few of the New Zealand teams are just in it to win it.

Rip and read!

"Travel by taxi to the Thai Border."

"Then travel by bus to the capital, Bangkok."

Jump in, Sal.

Very fast. You have to go very, very fast.

[Tyson] We're both very competitive, and we do like to win.

We'll start to see what people are willing to do

to make up that one position.

We want to play fair the whole way, and that includes respecting everyone.

Just because we're being, you know, playing nice and fair doesn't mean

we're not out there to win, either.

-I can't believe I'm going to Thailand. -I know.

We're going to Thailand, not by myself. No, that wouldn't be cool.

Eighteen years married, 21 years together. More than half of our lives,

this has operated.

We're a bit of a well-oiled machine.

-I think we're-- -Becoming that way.

That's our strength, our difference from the other teams.

That this is what it is, and has been since forever.

"Travel by taxi to the Thai border and cross on foot."

"Then travel by bus to Bangkok."

Taxi. Thank you.

[Christie] Our strategy today is to keep calm and to communicate well.

[humming] Thailand Border.

Circus music.

One of the things that is cool about us is we slag each other off,

but we'll actually recover better than most other teams.

-We've nailed that. We've worked that out. -And if we don't,

-we've both got other friends anyway. -Exactly.

How you going? Are you a taxi?

Cambodia isn't as much of a popular touristy destination, as far as Asia goes.

Do you know how to get to-- "You must cross…"

-"…the border into Thailand at Poipet"? -Yeah.

But then, when I thought "Thailand," I thought,

"Wow, we're gonna be going somewhere that's more us."

Is that Thailand money?

-Yeah, yeah, Thailand. -Yep, beautiful.

Give him a hundred.

"Travel by bus to Bangkok." You know Thai border?

How much does it cost?

Driver: $100.

-That's a hell of a lot of money for here. -There's not many other taxis around here.

Usually, the kind of environments we're in together are fun.

We don't usually have to make decisions.

I think we should do it. We can't wait all day.

We think differently, so we're trying to figure out something that we can do

so that we make our final decision a little bit quicker.

-Let's do it. -Let's go to Thailand.

At the Cambodian-Thailand border, we've got to leg it on foot.

If we can run, we should. Those boys are hell-for-leather.

We gotta get ahead, or they will.

Departure? Let's go.

"Foreigners, please take the queue card."

Hello. We're just going over the border.

When we got to the Cambodian-Thailand border, craziness.

[man] Go, go, go, go, go!

Go around, go around, go around.

-Thailand's up there. -Yeah. Nice.

We ended up being the first into the bus station.

Ticket? Ticket for bus?

[shouts indistinctly]

We asked some directions,

and they'd just point us randomly to the left somewhere.

-Where? Uh… -I don't…

Let's go back, see if we see the brother and sister.

-This it? We're here. -Two tickets to Mo Chit bus station.

Go! Go!

Two tickets to Mo Chit. This one? This one?

-[agent 1] Yeah. -[Daniel] Is it leaving now?

-Now. Now. -Beautiful. Okay. Let's go. Come on.

-Mo Chit? Mo Chit? -[agent 2] Yeah. Yeah.

Guys, let's go!

-They're not going to leave without us. -Quick, quick.

[John] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

-There's another bus station? -Yes.

Because we are amazing at details,

we realized that we were at a totally different location.

No, another one, another bus.

-Go, let's go. -They're closing the doors, bro.

-[Jono] Nice! -[Ryan] Yeah!

When the bus doors closed, we knew that John and Murray were behind us.

Like, yes! We're the first ones to Bangkok.

So this is the first time the boys from New Zealand have been in third place.

Third.

[Grant] Daniel and Ryan, and Emily and Jono,

are on the first bus from the border to Bangkok,

scheduled to arrive at 6:30 p.m.

This one's our bus. This one's our bus.

John and Murray, and Sally and Tyson, are on the second bus,

arriving in Bangkok at 7:00 p.m.

Did you look into how long the bus ride is?

-Six. -[Sally] Six hours? In this bus?

[Grant] Ashleigh and Jarrod, Cat and Jesse,

Aston and Christie, and Carla and Hereni,

are on the last bus,

scheduled to arrive in the capital at 7:30 p.m.

Girl, you better watch yourself, 'cause if you get all up in my grill…

[Jarrod] Christie is definitely Ash's long-lost sister.

What?

I've never met another person that can talk as much dribble as you.

A dingo stole my baby.

[chuckling]

He came along, and he just stole my baby!

[Jesse] It just didn't stop.

-[Cat] They're a little bit intense. -They're a bit cray cray.

They're a lot cray cray.

[laughing]

We're making our way to Bangkok. Time is of the essence.

So we're going along smooth. Everything's good.

[gear shifts]

Then, all of a sudden, he pulls into a bus station.

Okay?

As soon as the driver comes out, they're kind of kicking

and checking the back tires on the bus.

We're concerned. We're losing time.

We've got teams behind us. No idea where they are.

[John] I just wanted to get back on the road and back moving again

because we deserve to be in that top spot.

Oh, yeah.

We gave them the universal language for broken.

-And he gave me the… -Oil.

-This can't be good. -Yeah, that can't be good, nah.

We gave them the universal language for broken.

I think just a few cracks on the internal drum chassis.

To speed things up, I tried to come in there.

It was, basically, a 50-50.

I was either gonna do more damage or I was gonna help.

[whirring]

With the tire changed, we were back on the bus.

Johnny the mechanic.

-[both laughing] -This time it better not fall off.

Are you going to blame me if the tire falls off?

I am.

Eventually, we're on our way,

not knowing how many teams had passed and where we were anymore.

[Jono] Thank you. Thank you. This way.

-[Emily] We arrive in Bangkok. -Yep! Taxi!

We need to make our way to Now Travel.

-Very fast. -Thank you, thank you.

Hey, my friend. We need fast, fast, fast.

I don't know where Emily and Jono are.

-I'm sure they're ahead of us. -A little ahead of us.

Look at this traffic. We're at a standstill.

I really think we should get out and run.

If we don't do it, the boys will do it.

It was bumper-to-bumper traffic in Bangkok at peak hour.

[Daniel] What, are we gonna sprint?

Do we stay in the cab or leg it?

Yeah, let's do it.

They're doing it! They're jumping out now.

[Daniel] Full speed.

[Jono] It's on the left. Look for Now Travel.

[Ryan] So we legged it to the travel agency.

-Boys. -Go, go, go.

-We just got in. -Just before them.

All right. Got it.

Do it.

"Fly to Krabi, Thailand."

[Grant] Teams will now fly south to the beach resort town of Krabi,

located on the Andaman Sea.

It's a popular tourist destination

for adventurers, scuba divers and holiday makers.

Teams must find this massage station,

where they will receive their next clue.

Boom.

We need two tickets to Krabi, Thailand, please.

As soon as possible.

The first flight is 6:40 a.m. in the morning.

-Thank you! -Okay, awesome. Thank you.

-We ended up getting the first flight… -First flight out.

…at 6:40 a.m.

Two tickets to Krabi.

Yeah, 6:40 a.m. in the morning.

Dan and Ryan did too, but we didn't know how many seats were on that flight.

-[John] Let's go, Muzz. Smash it, bro. -Go!

-Thank you! -To your right, to your right.

-Driver. -Go, go, go. Drive.

Do you know Pradiphat 19?

Let's go, let's go. Ash, this way. Taxi!

We ran straight to the cab, and we got there first.

-[Cat] Taxi. -[Christie] The map. Do you have the map?

-Show him. -Here. Pradiphat 19.

[Jesse] Nice and fast.

Vroom, vroom!

[Sally] Here. I found it.

-Muzz, that's it there. -Right. Yep, yep.

"Fly to Krabi, Thailand." Yeah!

-We need two tickets. -Okay.

6:40 a.m. in the morning.

Two to Krabi, please.

There were two separate flights, one and a half hours apart.

The earliest flight is 6:40 a.m. in the morning.

We got on the first flight.

What time do you close tonight?

8 p.m.

Okay. You can close now if you want.

Can you read those streets there, what they are?

He'd go, "I don't know, I don't know. No, I don't know."

-29. -[Ashleigh] Yep. No worries.

-What'd he say? -I don't know.

-Let's just get out. -[Jarrod] Yeah. Stop here.

So we jumped out, and we go, "Left, right, left, right."

Right. It's got to be that way there.

-Ash said, "We're going left." -No, I didn't.

-It's got to be this way. -Why didn't we get out earlier?

[Hereni] Here's the Aussies, so it must be back.

And we saw the Aussie couple running past.

[Hereni] Is this it?

They'd run right past it, basically. We went straight in.

"Fly to Krabi, Thailand…"

"…and look for Thai Thai Massage."

-The earliest flight for tomorrow is… -7:30.

We got onto the second flight.

-I think the Aussies ran straight past. -Yeah, they did.

Back there.

-Jarrod, are we going the wrong way? -[Jarrod] Let's go.

[Ashleigh groans]

We went left for 400 meters.

[Jarrod] We went the wrong bloody way. Idiots.

-Can we please have two tickets to Krabi? -[woman] Yes.

In here.

Can you staple so that we-- It's easier for us.

It's never a good feeling when you've got Aston and Christie in front of you.

You think to yourself, "We must be doing bloody bad."

-Two flights to Krabi. -[woman] The earliest flight is 7:30 a.m.

It hurts the pride.

[Cat] Hello.

We got on the second flight.

-Tail-end Charlies. -Yes.

-Okay. -Right. Let's do it, babe.

Let's go, big cat.

A 6:40 flight in the morning, and we managed to be the first team there.

Here, Jono. The boys are over here.

I love it how they spot us. Don't hide, Muzz.

Just hiding?

-You're on the first one, are you? -We were first here, mate. Number one.

Good. Loving it, eh?

You're hating it, aren't you?

I think teams know we're physically strong. We've got the big cat.

So they want to turn it into more of a psychological warfare game.

Hey, we're on the same flight, baby.

Johnny and Murray have definitely alienated themselves,

and it's rubbing everybody up the wrong way.

[chuckles]

I don't trust them as far as I can throw them.

[Grant] Emily and Jono, Daniel and Ryan,

Sally and Tyson,

and John and Murray

are all on the first flight from Bangkok to Krabi,

scheduled to arrive at 7:50 a.m.

We're not getting along as well as we could.

Someone's a little moody.

Someone's a little selfish.

Mm-mm.

[Christie] I'll do an Aston.

"Organize a wake-up call for, like, stupid o'clock in the morning, please."

The core issue that started things off,

I had communicated that I really needed sleep.

If you want us to do well on this race, you need to let me have my sleep.

And then, unfortunately, it all went south from there.

-Jesus. -What's wrong?

Don't even ask. Don't even ask.

Our first idea that there was some sort of tension between Christie and Aston

was at the airport.

She blames everything on me, even though everything's actually her fault

because she's being a selfish cow.

Oh, my God. Get a real problem.

-[Aston] I'm calm. -[Christie] Yeah, you seem real calm.

Pfft! Aston's just aligning her chakras.

No, no, chakras don't go out of alignment. They're stuck where they are.

If we can't beat those two, we don't deserve to be here.

[Grant] Carla and Hereni,

Aston and Christie,

Ashleigh and Jarrod

and Cat and Jesse

are all on the second flight,

scheduled to arrive one hour after the first flight.

I'm done being Miss Nice Christie,

compliant to the very unbenevolent dictator that I am working with here.

Christie's a little bit flustered and having what I call an adult tantrum.

She doesn't understand the six P's.

I will tell you the six P's.

"Proper preparation prevents piss-poor performance."

Hey, if she needs to take it out on me, that's fine.

I'm pretty secure that I've done nothing wrong.

To be honest, I find it mildly amusing.

Let's go, let's go.

[Jono] Follow the boys.

When we got out of Krabi airport,

-it was all on. -It was all go.

-[John] Let's go. -[Murray] Right behind you, mate.

I was in front of Murray, and he tried to push in between us.

I'm not having anybody push my sister around.

[Murray laughs]

-[Jono] See where that gets you. -You all right?

You're not going to stop me, mate.

Taxi!

-One taxi. For two people. -One taxi.

Sally's managed to see the taxi counter where we had to get tickets

to get into a taxi.

Taxi! Taxi!

We shoot out. Get to a taxi…

Huh? Buy tickets?

No, come on, come on, come on.

[Murray] We realized we've got to get a ticket.

Where do you buy a ticket from?

[John] Let's go and have a look.

[Sally] We need lau lau. We have to go lau lau.

Go, go, go. Fast, fast, fast.

-Jono… -Let's go!

-Do you know where Soi Ao Nang 17 is? -Show him, show him the paper.

One, two, three, four, five. Thank you. Yep, thank you.

Here! Here! Here!

Got our ticket.

We're not worried about who's in front or behind.

-We're just focused on getting that clue. -Yup.

Fast please, driver.

Thank you.

-Is it up there? -[Tyson] Let's go, Sal.

Once we got to the beach, we were looking for Thai Thai Massage.

-No, I don't think it's this way. -Here.

[Sally] There's massage parlors everywhere,

so we just had to run in a random direction.

[Tyson] I can see a team further up.

[Sally] That says "Thai Thai." Yes, I found it!

[speaks Thai]

-"Enjoy a local specialty, Thai massage." -[laughs] Awesome.

[Grant] Teams will have to choose from this list of spa treatments,

with no idea how long each one will last.

Only when the massage therapist has finished

will they be handed their next clue.

-Whoo! -Welcome, massage.

[Sally] Choose one? [gasps]

We're told to choose a massage out of the list,

but the list is in Thai.

-Choose one. -Out of these?

One of these ones.

-We needed to pick-- -The shortest possible massage.

But how were we going to know?

-Yeah, that one. -That one.

-Yes? -Excuse us, guys.

-"Enjoy a local specialty, Thai massage." -Yeah!

-Yeah! -Hell yeah!

-Let's go the shortest one. This one. -This one?

Small word, small massage, we were hoping.

-What are you guys getting? -Foot massage.

We're getting a traditional Thai massage.

It turned out, small word was the longest massage.

We're not in a hurry at all.

Go. Go.

Wake up!

There they are. Let's show them we can squeeze them if we need to.

The boys are right there. Jono!

"Thai Thai." Thank you. Go.

"Enjoy a local specialty, Thai massage."

"When your treatment is over,

-you'll receive your next clue." -Whoo-hoo!

Pick one?

I've put one and one together. Short massage, short word.

So I picked the shortest word on the list.

-Just choose one. -Choose one.

-This one. -Yeah.

This is lovely, man.

[Sally] She's moved on to the next one.

-What did you guys get? -We got a head and face massage.

So we got that.

The card said "foot massage." Surely that won't take too long.

-All right, let's enjoy this, Ems. -Yeah, man.

[Murray] She's doing a thorough job.

Coming up midriff, which was a concern,

but she's gone south again, which is nice.

Hey, Murray, can you just be quiet and enjoy it for, like, one second?

Absolutely not.

-[laughing] -Stop with this, stop with this, man.

Oh, yeah, Johnny wasn't happy.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm getting a few slaps now.

I just thought, "Let's just…" Some Jedi mind tricks.

So I just kept chatting away.

First impressions of Thailand, very hot.

Oh, my God.

John and Murray, they're here to win, full stop.

[laughing]

Our perspective, and I think some of the other teams,

are here to enjoy the experience that the race is.

[John] Well, I can see Tyson and Sally are just taking in the moment.

I think a lot of teams are now seeing what they're about.

Their strategy is to try and throw you off track.

Chomp. I'm like a snapper. Can't help myself.

Can you tell him, "Shh"?

I feel like it's pretty childish. It shows his real character.

-That's not cool. -I'm not a fan anymore.

How now brown cow.

[Emily] Oh, my God, I'm gonna hit him.

Game on again.

[Murray] Just getting a little bit of a foot rub now.

Johnny-boy's right next to me.

[laughing]

Can you tell him, "Shh"?

John and Murray, they're here to win, full stop.

Game on again.

[Tyson] Their strategy is to try and throw you off track.

I'm like a Jedi.

-[laughs] -Is that us? Oi!

[speaking Thai]

[Sally] Are you guys done? Uh-oh.

[laughs] That's not good.

Detour.

"Climb Up or Drill Down."

A Detour is a choice between two tasks that both team members must perform.

The choice here, Climb Up or Drill Down.

Teams will now travel by traditional long-tail boat

to Railay Bay.

In Climb Up,

teams must scale these sheer rock faces to retrieve two race flags.

Once team members have the flags,

they may exchange them for their next clue.

In Drill Down,

teams must drill into fresh coconuts and collect the juice.

Once the liquid reaches the marked line, they will receive their next clue.

-What do you think? -[John] We're going to climb.

Let's go, big cat.

Murray and Johnny managed to choose a five-minute makeover.

We're just going to sit back and enjoy it

and catch them at the next one and overtake them again.

Whoo. Okay. Now this is happening.

Okay, thank you.

-Whee! -Nice one. Thank you. [speaks Thai]

Thank you so much.

The massage was only about ten minutes.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-"Detour: Climb Up…" -"…or Drill Down."

-Drill Down. Let's go. -Climb Up.

Whoo! Let's do it.

[Daniel] Should we be worried that everyone's gone?

No.

[yawns] Bro, I almost forgot I'm on a race.

-Okay, H. -Let's go. Everyone's running this way.

-Let's go, Ash. -[Cat] Go, go. Through the doors.

[Ashleigh] We need a taxi! We need to go to…

-[Jesse] Soi Ao Nang 17. -[Ashleigh] Soi.

[Jesse] I put a bit of a run on and made it first to the counter.

Yeah. Number one. That's got to be a good sign, eh?

-They come here? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jarrod] Technically we were third,

but we positioned ourselves nicely up the road a bit,

and the cab actually came to us first.

Let's go!

-They stole number one. -Yeah.

-Number one. -Hey! Hey!

-Let's go! Go! -[Ashleigh] Let's go! Go, go, go!

See you later. Off we went.

-Oh, the Kiwis are gonna be dirty on us. -You know what? Stuff 'em.

Number one!

We're holding this ticket with a one on it, going, "Um…"

Hey…

-Game on. -Definitely game on.

[Carla] Ao Nang Beach?

Faster, faster.

[Jesse] What a joke.

We've only got jumped a little bit.

Any more bitching?

This morning, we had a fight in the car.

I'm not shedding tears. We can have a hug, though, if you want.

But luckily, we can fight, make up and move on.

It couldn't continue. We had to keep going with the day.

Let's go.

This is how we roll.

No point keeping it in. Just let it out. Move on.

Yeah. It's behind us now.

We've both had a good bitch.

It's over. It's done.

[sighs] Thank you.

"Detour: Climb Up or Drill Down."

-Climb Up. Cool. -We're doing Climb Up. Okay.

Here, Muzz, Muzz! Come on, mate, let's go!

We had the choice of about ten different lines.

Let's go with this one here. We'll cruise all the way…

One team member had to go first and collect the flag.

Great work, brother. Good start.

And then the other member had to collect the other flag.

[John] Oh, my gosh. I'm pretty scared.

I'm petrified of heights.

I'm a real wuss when it comes to heights.

[Murray] Come on, Spider-Man.

-[John] Oh, mate. Muzza. -John, don't even think about it.

Flag, flag, flag, bro. All day.

You're about 40% of the way.

-Let's go. The boys will be doing Climb. -Yeah, they are.

In the coconut challenge, we had to piece together a hand drill…

[Emily] You set up the drill.

-I'll get a coconut. -[Jono] Okay.

…and we had to drill into the coconuts…

-Watch this. Ready? -Yeah.

Yeah!

…and get all the coconut water out of them into a bucket.

Yes, Jonathan. Jonathan!

Look how high the flags are.

It was a little bit daunting to see how far up these flags were.

I am so scared of heights.

[Murray] Mate, you're a pro. Look at me.

[John] I can't look at you. You're down.

I knew if I looked down, there was no way.

-I was shaking so badly. -You did well. So proud.

You're doing awesome, bro.

The flag is right there. Yes.

-[John] Yep. -Hold on to it.

Whoo! Professional.

[John] I want you to rip up there, big cat.

Go, big cat. Go, big cat.

Look out, Bear Grylls!

For the rock climbing, I went first.

Good luck.

You're doing good. You are flying.

I was impressed. She pretty much ran up that rock face.

Not too quick, Sal. You're gonna make me look bad.

-Thank you. -Down here.

-Hi. -Here.

-Babe. Jazz, Jazz, Jazz, here. -Here.

"Enjoy a local specialty, Thai massage."

It was all Thailand language, not English language.

[Jarrod] That one.

-Eeny, meeny, miny… mo. -Mo.

Back, head and neck. Let's go quick, okay? Quick.

Head, back, shoulder.

We knew we were in strife.

Are we almost finished?

[both] Whoo!

"Enjoy a local specialty, Thai massage." All righty.

-[Hereni] I choose this one. -This one?

When we got to the massage place, Ashleigh and Jarrod were there.

Just our feet?

[Jarrod] Oh, they're just getting feet.

Yay, a foot massage.

How long is that gonna go for, and how much longer is this gonna go for?

If we've chosen the longest bloody massage…

Good work, Sal.

Use as much of your legs as you can. Awesome.

You just jump and grab, bro. There's a big hole there!

-I started off with a hiss and a roar. -[John] A spider monkey.

I was a spider monkey.

-What do you see in front of me, John? -Right hand, 12:00.

Right hand, 12:00.

You were so close to it.

Ah!

[John] Wait.

[Murray panting] Rest.

Sorry, mate. My upper body.

I died. It just gassed me. Just wore me down.

Big cat, let's go. We've got Sally and Tyson chasing us.

Yeah, mate, I'm trying.

[Tyson] Muzza, he was actually almost there, but he'd frozen,

and he wasn't moving anywhere fast.

[Murray panting] Hold on, mate. Hold on.

We were coming to get 'em.

-What do you see in front of me, John? -[John] Right hand, 12:00.

Right hand, 12:00.

We made the decision to go climbing.

[John] Go, Muzza!

[Murray] Johnny went up first, got the flag,

and then I had to collect the other flag.

Rest.

Sorry, mate. My upper body.

-Mate, you've got about one body length. -Hold on.

[Tyson] Good work, Sal. Keep going. You're nearly there.

[Sally] Direct me, Puppy.

It's not the one above you. It's the one to the right.

Awesome!

Tuck it in your bra.

You caught and passed Muzza.

[Sally whoops]

[John] All it's gonna need is a big muscle up, yeah?

With that right hand.

Go, big cat.

-Oh, man. -Come on. Let's go. Let's get moving.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

"Take the walking path to East Railay Beach

and search for your next clue. Caution: U-Turn ahead."

A U-Turn appears at the end of a Detour

and gives teams the choice of forcing one team to complete both sides of the Detour

before moving on.

Go. Hustle it.

[Emily] Jono, I need more holes.

No, you blow in the top.

-It works! -Yes!

-Good thing, yeah. -Love you!

I blew on it, and it just rushed out.

And within about two seconds, it was empty.

That's my sister blowing a coconut. [laughs]

-I gotta do what I gotta do. -[Jono] So proud of you.

[Emily] The Australian boys are here.

-[Jono] Just now? -Yep.

[Daniel] When we saw what we were climbing,

we knew we'd made the right decision.

Phenomenal.

[Ryan] What's the best one?

-This one. -[Ryan] Gray one?

[John] And they're hot on our tail now, Muzz. Here. U-Turn.

If we were in front and we had a bit of a buffer,

we weren't going to use a U-Turn.

[John] We're gonna-- Sally and Tyson.

We will never U-Turn a New Zealand team, because we love New Zealand,

and these guys are the most immediate threat from the Australian team.

But we're in game mode. We're in competition mode.

Tyson and Sally were running a really good race.

-And it was like, righto. -We need to release this pressure

so we had to U-Turn them.

-Put 'em in. -Yep.

"Road Block. Who is more likely to clam up?"

Only one member of a team can perform a Road Block,

and in this task, they must dive amongst the local marine life

to locate a golden clam, which holds their next clue.

-It's got to do with-- -Clams?

That's you. Let's go, big cat. Come on.

Chicken Island, please.

-"Thai Thai." -[exhales]

-"Thai Thai Massage." -"Thai Thai Massage."

-Hi, guys. -[Cat] Hello.

[Jesse] When we got there, Ash and Jarrod,

the two that had jumped the line in the taxis,

were there before us.

Got a funny feeling we're not gonna have heaps of friends.

Who cares?

-[Jesse] He's undoing it! -Oh, my word. This is awkward.

-[Jesse] You're letting the girls out. -[laughs]

Another man undid my wife's bra.

I'm usually the only one that lets the girls out.

He was pretty good, too. He was like…

Ash, you seem to be enjoying that too much.

I'm in the zone.

Jess and Cat saying, "How are your massages, guys?"

We thought, "Phew, they don't hate us."

Thank God, 'cause we stole their cab.

-[Cat] I think we picked the right one. -[Jesse] We picked the right one.

[Sally] This is a piece of cake for you, Puppy.

Nice view.

-[Ryan] Doing well, dude. -[Daniel] Thanks, bro.

Take your time. Enjoy the view.

[Sally] You're doing so well, Puppy.

Well done. Tuck it into something.

[Ryan] Good stuff, Tys.

-Tyson and Sally were smashing it. -Yeah.

[Ryan] Nice work, Tys.

[Sally] That was so fast.

"Take the walking path to East Railay Beach and search for your next clue."

[Tyson] "Caution: U-Turn ahead."

-Let's go! -All right, Sal!

[Emily] That's it! That's it!

Jono! Jono!

[speaks Thai]

Thank you!

-Oh, we choose one! -That one.

I just was like, "Brain, pick the right one."

Oh… that's a good…

-"Thai massage and fish spa." -And fish spa.

If we just have to sit in a fish soup, I'm happy to do it. I'm happy to do it.

[Ryan] Nice work, dude. Nice work.

Yeah!

-Let's do it. -Nice work, Dan, nice work.

-[Sally] There's a monkey up there! -There's a monkey in the tree.

[Emily] Railay? Railay Beach?

[Tyson] Sorry, I don't have any bananas left…

-Okay, let's go, Puppy. -…or I'd share 'em with you.

-[Jono] There it is! There's the clue box! -Go!

[Jono] Oh, guys, look!

Look!

[Sally] We've been U-Turned. We've been U-Turned.

So we have to go back and do the coconut.

Let's do it. Come on. We can do this.

-I didn't expect us to be U-Turned. -No.

I didn't think anyone would want to harm us like that.

I hold and you drill, yeah?

[Tyson] The boys obviously are worried about us.

I was a little bit surprised.

They know they're out of their league.

They must feel threatened by us.

-[Jono] "Who's more likely to clam up?" -[Emily] "…clam up?"

-I'd like to do it. -It's all you.

I was really upset for Tyson and Sally.

Sally, Tyson, we'll get those guys.

That is not cool.

They actually didn't deserve that. They've come up from the bottom.

-Yeah. -They deserve to be there.

Good luck!

-I cannot believe they were U-Turned. -[Emily] I know, man.

[Daniel] Whoo-hoo!

Look at where we are.

[Daniel] Man, enjoy it. Then get the hell down here.

-Thank you very much. -Thank you.

This is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Come on.

You work hard, and you get nothing for it.

-We were as tense as tense. -I did not enjoy the massage one bit.

Thank you.

-"Detour: Climb Up…" -[Jarrod] "…or Drill Down."

-You want that one? -What do you reckon?

-Probably the Climb. -Climb. It was a no-brainer.

-Don't go yet. -We have decided to do the Climb Up.

[Daniel] I can't believe Sally and Tyson got U-Turned.

-That was a big surprise. -A massive surprise.

We were expecting us to be U-Turned.

"Who's more likely to clam up?"

-Maybe you should. Just in case. -I'll do it.

John and Murray have now made an enemy of Tyson and Sally.

You can do it! Just focus!

Have you seen the guy? Have you seen his biceps?

-I wouldn't want to piss him off. -[laughing]

[Sally] Good work. Good work.

Who's hungry? Who's hungry?

[both laugh]

Emily and Johnny, the von Trapps, are right behind us.

-I want to be first. -Let's be first.

Emily, nail this, okay?

I knew that I was gonna have to dive and find these clams,

but I was worried about how many there were gonna be or how deep it was.

It's an even playing field. I love you, sister!

When I got into the water, I saw quite a few golden clams.

That meant I had to go down and open them and see if there was a clue in them.

[Jono] Let's go, Emily!

[Murray] A couple of times I tried to knock off two in one dive.

I was like getting to that second one and then really shaking to get back up.

[John] Go, big cat! Go, big cat!

-You nervous, Johnny? -About what?

We're right on your heels.

We had the chance to send you back.

-Why send us back? -You're close to us.

But we didn't. We're New Zealanders. We're good like that.

Exactly. We've got a New Zealand alliance, right?

That's why your sister's pushing Muzz underwater.

She had her own little space, then she started tracking Muzza in his space.

Murray came up to where I was swimming, and he was taking the clams where I was.

What, my cute little blonde sister is pushing your big friend around?

[sighs]

I was just being a bit cheeky, and he totally took it to heart.

Jono, those words just lost you that Express Pass, mate.

Hey, Johnny, you see this?

You just knocked yourself out of the race to get this.

Those weren't nice words.

Mate, come on.

No one is gonna give their Express Pass to the team that is right behind you,

challenging you for first place.

I thought it was really childish.

Good things happen to good people.

I cannot stand Johnny.

Ready. Let's go.

When we got to the island, we ran towards the climbing.

I personally thought we can do it.

[Ashleigh] It looks very hard.

-Let's go to coconut. -Yeah?

Being the good husband, what did I do?

-We went and did the drill. -She's always right.

So I said, "We'll do the drill."

Whoo!

When we approached the climbing wall, it didn't appear to be that high,

but I did notice some bits jutting out in the wrong directions.

H, look. They're running down there.

So when we first ran over to the coconuts, we saw Tyson and Sally drilling away.

-Hello. -Hey, guys.

-They looked flustered. -We thought, "Why are you still here?"

And why are they doing that challenge?

-They're both really-- -Fit, yeah.

-[Tyson] We got U-Turned. -What?

-[Sally] That's why we're here. -Worst. Okay.

As we're doing the coconut challenge, we're seeing the new teams…

-[Tyson] Arriving. Yeah. -…arriving as well.

-Why aren't we rock climbing, Ash? -I'll hold it, you drill.

Looked and seemed easy enough.

Uh…

-[Ashleigh] What? -Bloody thing came off.

[Ashleigh] Stop getting so stressed.

[Jarrod] God, we should've done rock climbing.

[Tyson] Can we have a check?

[Sally] Thank you.

So we finally finish the coconuts,

and we get the next clue.

Road Block. I'll do it.

"Search underwater for a Golden Clam that contains your next clue."

-Awesome! Let's go, Sal! -Yeah, babe, we get to go swimming! Whoo!

I'll throw you up.

No. Let me get up by myself, please.

Fast, fast.

Uh-oh. I'm seeing some fish.

You stick your feet in a fish tank, and the fish eat your dead skin.

No! I'm not your breakfast!

-[yelps] Piss off! -[laughing]

We've got Jaws in there.

-We hear this squealing and this… -Yeah.

[mimics squealing]

-[screams] -[laughs]

[Christie] I don't like you, fishies!

Thank you.

"Detour: Climb Up or Drill Down."

-Drill Down. -Definitely Drill Down.

-Ah. Thank you. -Thank you.

"Climb Up or Drill Down."

-I'd rather do Drill Down. -Let's do that.

[John] Go, big cat! Go, big cat!

[Murray] Bang. Found a clam. Had a bit of weight on it.

Took it out, hightailed to the boat.

Good work, Muzza! Go, big cat!

Keep going, Emily! You're doing great!

Whoo!

Did you get it? Go, Emily! Go, go, go!

"Travel by long-tail boat to the next Pit Stop."

[Grant] Teams must now travel by long-tail boat to Koh Poda.

This archipelago in the Krabi province of Thailand

is the Pit Stop for the third leg of the race.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

Koh Poda, boat driver!

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Let's do some diving.

Whoo-hoo!

I can't even get this thing in. It's not closing at all.

I've never been a handyman. [laughs]

Why the F aren't we over climbing, Ash?

This ain't happening.

We only had about not even a tenth of the juice that we needed.

We'll be here all day. Let's go.

-So we decided to scrap it. -See? They got a flag already.

[Hereni] Wow, that's really amazing.

She got it really quickly.

Good work, Jazz.

I had no idea what I was doing.

I need to rest.

H was standing there frozen.

Jarrod's making it look like the easiest thing he's ever done in his life.

-Good job, Jazz. -We should've done this to start with.

[Ryan] You could easily see the clams on the bottom,

so I started diving till I could find the clue.

I think he's back.

[Ryan] I started swimming straight for the boat, and I think you were surprised

-to see me coming around so quick. -[Daniel laughs]

It was like a two-second turnaround.

"Travel by long-tail boat to the next Pit Stop: Koh Poda."

Ah!

-Yes! Now get your arse back in the boat. -All right.

Whoo!

And I said, "Johnny," in a nice, polite voice,

"we had a U-Turn. We could've U-Turned you."

He goes, "You know what? That just cost you the Express Pass."

And he whips it out and puts it in front of me.

We're both heading for the Pit Stop.

-Race was on. -Race was on.

-There's a marker there, bro! -Go, mate, go!

-Fast, fast, fast! -[Emily] Fast, fast!

Pretty tight.

We knew that we were seconds behind them

and I want to beat them where it counts.

Go, go, go. Go up, up, up!

[Jono] We're both heading for the Pit Stop.

-Race was on. -Race was on.

-There's a marker there, bro! -[Emily] Go, mate, go!

-Fast, fast, fast! -[Emily] Fast, fast!

[speaks Thai] Welcome to Thailand.

[speaks Thai]

John, Murray…

you're team number one, boys!

Yeah!

-No, seriously. -Don't say "however."

As the winners of this leg of the race, you've just won

two return tickets to Europe…

-Yes! -…courtesy of Virgin Australia

and its partner Etihad Airways.

-Beautiful. -Not only that, fellas.

There's also $5,000 worth of spending money to share.

-Oh! -All yours after the race.

To be unequivocal winners today is a pretty good feeling.

Huge.

Guys, you have in your possession an Express Pass…

-Yes. -…which was to be given away

by the end of the third leg.

I need you two now to nominate one team who you'd like that pass to be given to.

We said from the start, when we received this Express Pass,

"We're going to give it to a New Zealand team."

-Carla and H. -Carla and H.

Potentially, they're a really strong team, so we wanted to give them a bit of luck.

-Love you, bro. -I know you do.

Whoo!

[speaks Thai] Welcome to Thailand.

[both speak Thai]

Thank you.

That was lovely. [laughs]

-Emily and Jono… -Yes.

…you are the second team to arrive. You're team number two.

[both whooping]

Come on, Sally!

So I jump into the water to do my Road Block,

and there's a million clams.

But then I realize, okay, out of these million clams,

I have to find the one that's got the pearl in it.

Come on, Sally! You're doing well!

We've got to build this drill,

and then we've got to fill this big container to this line with coconut juice.

I went, "I know how this goes."

-[Cat] It's not turning. -That's 'cause it became loose.

Hold that still.

Team Crazy Kiwi arriving.

Ooh. Sorry, babe.

-Should we take this one? -Yep.

[Jesse] We were there with Christie and Aston,

so I knew we were the last two teams at that stage.

We need an air hole as well as a liquid hole.

Hear that? I heard her say quite loudly,

'cause they don't do things particularly quietly,

"You need more than one hole because it has to have a breathing hole!"

I'm just trying anything to get some frickin' liquid out of these things.

How does this go?

-Aston… -Broke the drill!

It just fell apart.

Don't stress out. Don't stress out.

Oh, man.

Are you guys willing to give us advice on how to put the drill together?

Sorry.

[Christie] No? Nah, fair enough. That's all right.

Normally yes, but I know that we are both at the back.

-I still feel bad about it, but… -I don't feel bad about it.

Chalk and cheese.

-All right. Don't worry. Just try-- -Are you sure you can't climb?

Well, I'm afraid of heights and I'm not very physically fit, so…

[Sally] Finally, I picked the right one.

I knew because it was heavier than all the previous ones I picked up.

-"Koh Poda." [cheers] -We're on our way to the Pit Stop!

[Carla] Good girl, H. Keep your feet strong.

[Jarrod] Good. Awesome. Yes.

When I was climbing up,

I had to redeem myself from that last Road Block.

So I had to prove to Jarrod that I was still pretty tough.

-I've… -Yes, she did.

That's it, Ash. Unbelievable.

[Hereni] Seeing Ashleigh getting in front of me

gave me the drive that I needed to keep going.

Whoo! Good girl, H. You're so close.

I don't like to lose. [laughs]

Yes!

I'm coming down!

We should have chosen this at the start. She's more capable than what she thinks.

-I was so scared doing that. -Unbelievable.

You've got it! Whoo! Good girl, H! I'm so proud of you!

[Jarrod] "Who's more likely to clam up?"

-Shall I do it? -Yep.

-Do you wanna do it? -Yeah.

Daniel and Ryan, you're team number three.

-[laughs] -There we are.

Sally and Tyson…

You're team number four.

[laughs] Yes!

I can't even find any more of the drill pieces.

Do you know where they are? They're all in the coconuts.

You haven't, have you?

-Some of the smartest people… -Didn't quite--

…can be very dizzy at times.

Okay. Let's go see how high we have to climb, okay?

Because I don't know how high I can climb.

We didn't have a choice. We had to give it a go.

We're hoping that the girl team is going to implode from too much stress.

-[Aston] Have you done much rock climbing? -[Christie] No.

Make sure you realize which one's a pearl, grab it, bring it up to us.

So we made our way out to Chicken Island.

-Beautiful. Beautiful. Bright out there. -He was enjoying the scenery.

Look at that. Good-looking rig.

-[chuckles] -Huh?

-Stop it. -Good-looking rig.

I then saw the Maori girls pull up on the boat.

Get that ass over there. Let's go.

-So I just jumped off the boat. -She'll kill this. She'll kill it.

Easy.

Go, Carla!

[Carla] There was a lot more clams than I expected.

But I did think it might be that opportunity

to get ahead of Ashleigh and Jarrod.

[Jarrod] Got a pearl?

Oh, far out.

I honestly don't know how you're gonna do this.

Don't worry about me.

You figure out how you're gonna do it. I'll try and copy you.

And if you want, I will try first.

[Aston] I came down because you needed to be confident.

I just said I might be able to do it.

-If I fall, you gotta save me. -[man] I got you.

[Christie] I'm terrified.

It looked quite easy, 'cause it had lots of nooks and crannies to hold.

I see a skeleton of a climber that didn't make it, Aston.

He looks very pissed off that he tried to climb this ridiculous cliff.

I'm fatigued already and I've only gone up a couple of meters.

It wasn't very high, let me just say that.

Please help me, Aston.

I can't-- I don't know where to put my hand, Aston. Where do I put it?

[Aston] To your left. To your left.

I can't do this. I seriously can't do this.

There's nowhere for me to put my hands.

Ugh! How do I bloody get 'round?

[Jesse] This might do us.

-[Cat] Yes! -Thank you. Thank you.

That's way harder than it looks.

[Aston] Okay, that's fine. We're gonna go do the coconuts.

[bleep]

[sighs]

[Jesse] "Who's more likely to clam up?"

-I'm doing it. -Yep, let's go.

Yes! Go, go, go, go, go!

-Voilà. -Eureka!

"Travel by long-tail boat to the next Pit Stop."

Stupid drill.

This time we were able to fashion a drill.

The soles of my feet are getting burnt, Aston.

-Can you hold that one as well? -Yep.

The hot Thai sun was not getting any less hot.

Dude!

[sighs]

I'm gonna faint.

-We realized that if you blow… -Blow the coconuts, it comes out faster.

Whoo-hoo!

"Travel by long-tail boat to the next Pit Stop, Koh Poda."

Go for it, babe! Love you!

[Cat] I did my first, sort of, glance through the water.

There were quite a few clams that were quite shallow, which was good.

I can't even stand still.

[Jesse] You're doing awesome!

[groans]

But they were all empty.

I couldn't get my breathing right.

Argh!

My feet were completely cramped up.

[Jesse] Love you!

She's struggling getting down far enough to get them.

I was there a long time.

No sign of the girls on their boat coming.

[Ashleigh] Whoo!

Ashleigh and Jarrod.

You're team number five.

Whoo!

Carla and Hereni.

Yes.

You're team number six.

[both whoop]

-Awesome. -I got some good news for you.

John and Murray have something they'd like to tell you.

-Boys? -Got an Express Pass here for you.

Whoo!

An Express Pass is a massive advantage

and allows us to skip any task in the next leg.

-Well done. -Thank you so much.

We are hoping that's going to put us back in that top bunch.

-Awesome. -Awesome.

Wow, we're actually gonna finally be able to get this challenge done.

You're almost at the level and it's just gotta come out.

-Give it to me then. -No, I can do it myself.

-Congratulations. -Thank you.

-[Christie] We were in last place. -But we got there.

"Who's more likely to clam up?"

I think I should do this.

Did you find it?

-I got it! -Then bring it!

[Jesse whoops]

Don't lose it!

Put it right down by the girls in nature's pocket, eh?

Nature's pocket.

Come on, baby! Where are you going?

Dropped it.

-Are you kidding? -No!

She dropped it.

I popped it in the front and it went straight out the bottom.

Have a good look, babe! Did you find it?

I look down and realize this thing is so far down on the ocean floor.

The freakin' water is so deep.

[Jesse] That's a longboat and it's heading this way.

I don't like the look of that.

Okay. Over to that boat.

[Jesse] Go for it, babe!

I can't get enough air to get all the way down.

There was no way I would get all the way down

and then have breath to get all the way back up.

[groans]

[Jesse] Did you find it?

Dropped it.

She dropped it.

I popped it in the front, and then it went straight out the bottom.

The freakin' water is so deep.

I can't get enough air to get all the way down.

What is the point of an ample bosom if it cannot hold a pearl from a golden clam?

[Jesse] That's a longboat and it's heading this way.

I don't like the look of that.

All right. Calm yourself and get it back, eh?

[Cat] There was no way I would get all the way down

and then have breath to get all the way back up.

We wanna be outta here before Team Crazy Kiwi arrives.

Okay. Over to that boat.

-More near the boat. -Please.

[Aston] When we turned up to the Road Block,

we noticed Cat and Jesse were still there.

Surprise surprise.

[Christie] You'll do great!

-The crazy Kiwis! -The crazy Kiwi chicks caught up.

The longer you're here, the more the stress levels come up.

You know what you gotta do.

-[Cat] I went down, grabbed it. -[Jesse] A lot smoother.

[Jesse whoops]

And she burst out of the water like a mermaid, holding this pearl.

Ta-da-da!

I haven't been so pleased to see you in all my life.

To see her just do that, to keep going when she didn't want to…

Über-proud.

Well done, baby.

Just as our kids will be like…

They'll watch this and be like, "That's my mum!"

[laughs]

You smashed it.

[Cat] I've never snorkeled ever.

Super pumped that I've done that.

-Like… Yeah. -Proud of yourself?

Yes! Yeah.

"Travel by long-tail boat to the next Pit Stop."

Thank God.

[Christie] Good luck, Aston!

I just dove and grabbed two at once and found it quite easily.

"Travel by long-tail boat to the next Pit Stop, Koh Poda."

All I want to hear is that we're not eliminated.

Aston did amazingly well just then.

Feeling great there's a chance we could catch up.

I think we've just spotted the Pit Stop.

-We need to go to the beach. -Go there!

-Cat and Jesse… -[panting] Yes?

-You guys are team number seven. -Oh, thank God.

High five!

-We're still in. -Whoo! We're still in.

-Can't get rid of us that easily. -Rockin' and rollin'.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Aston and Christie…

Mm-hmm.

…you're the last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you…

but you've been eliminated from the race.

-I'm sorry. -It's okay.

You came into this race as friends.

Are you leaving as friends?

I think we're leaving as friends.

I would have preferred to have kept my cool a bit better.

I value not being a horrible person

and I think that I have said some things that I wish I hadn't said.

I can't undo what I said, I can't undo how it was, so…

I don't like being at odds with my teammate

and I'm sorry that I let you down.

It's all right. We're a team.

I'm gutted that the race is over.

-You okay, mate? -Yeah.

I'm sorry.

For the most part, the race was really fun.

I don't want those fun times to be over and I'm sad that they are.