Original subtitles

[birds chirping]

- Hello. - Hello.

Hey, uh, what kind of a cartoon is this gonna be anyway?

Well, you see, I play the lead in the picture

and my name is Sammy Squirrel.

And the story is all about me

and my cute, little furry friends in the forest--

0h, brother, not that.

Not that.

...and Wallace Woodchuck and Buster Badger.

Horace Hedgehog and Scott Skunk and Barney Bear

and Scotty Monkey, and Dorothy Duck--

[thudding]

You wouldn't have liked the story anyway.

The funny stuff will start as soon as the phone rings.

[phone ringing]

Hello. Meathead?

Uh,yeah?

Do you chase squirrels?

N-no, no, nothing--nothing but birds. I'm--I'm a bird dog.

Bird dog. Registered p-p-pedigree b-bird dog.

I ch-ch-chase nothing but b-birds. Just birds.

Ah, you're probably too slow to chase squirrels.

You're yella! Why you--

0h, pardon me.

[no audio]

I knew that'd get him.

[laughing]

[twanging]

[crashes]

[sawing]

Hello.

[twanging]

[crashes]

Hands up.

[gasps]

[thuds]

[sawing]

I'll save you. Don't worry, Meathead, I'll save you.

Don't worry, dog, I'll catch you.

Don't worry, I'll catch you. I'll catch you.

[thuds]

Too bad. Just missed him.

[laughing]

Aah!

[kissing noise]

[gasps]

[explosion]

Don't worry, chum, don't worry. I'll save you this time.

I'll really catch you now.

Don't worry. Don't worry, I'll catch you.

I'll catch you, dog. Don't worry, I'll save you.

I'll sa-- Whoa-a!

[kissing noise]

[whirring]

Duh, you ain't gonna hit me again, are you?

Now he ought to know better than that.

[thuds]

Uh-oh!

I, uh, I think this belongs to you, Meathead.

[laughing]

Now let's see.

What's the next thing I do to that guy?

What is that next scene?

Oh, yeah.

Y-y-yeah, I caught you red-handed, didn't I?

No, chuck. Believe it or not, I'm waiting for a streetcar.

[thuds]

Imagine that stoop falling for the old seasick gag.

All I did was move it up and down like this.

- Okay, huh? - Okay.

[drumroll]

[crashing]

[thuds]

I've-I've had enough.

S-stop the picture. End the thing, will you?

[theme music]

Oh, no. Now, now wait a minute, pal. Wait a minute.

We must not get excited.

I'm a sport, I'm a sport. I'll make a deal with you.

We'll play hide-and-seek.

And if you find me, you can have me.

O-okay. Okay.

Five, t-t-ten, f-f-fifteen,

t-t-twenty, twenty five,

sixty, sixty five, seventy,

seventy five, thirty,

thirty five, f-f-forty...

[clanging]

...forty-five, fifty,

ninety nine, one hundred.

Here I come, ready or not.

[thuds]

Well, that's the end of him.

Uh, you people want in on a little secret?

You wanna know how I tricked that guy

all through the picture?

[both] We was twins all the time.

[laughing]

[both] So was we.

[laughing]

My cartoon would have been cuter.

[all] Oh, brother, not that!

[thudding]

[theme music]