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RETURN OF ULTRAMAN

WE'LL TAKE EARTH!

You can see it too The Star of Ultra

Far away Alone on Earth

Dedicating his life to defeating monsters

Any moment now He'll reach the burning town

With the echoing roar in his ear

He's returned He's returned

Ultraman

Featuring Lazy Monster Yametarans.

8017760176 and someone. ..

Go. Go.

What? No response?

No.

Someday, in a wheat field with someone

That stupid Go.

He's slacking off with the radio on.

Someone and someone in the park

Why can't I skip school?

You're Masaru—kun, aren't you? Jiro's friend.

Ah. You're skipping school, aren't you?

Ouch! Ow.

What was that for?

Don't step on my monster!

Huh?

I see. Sorry about that.

What's this monster's name?

It's Yametarans.

"Quitter Monster"?

It's my friend.

With this, everyone will stop complaining to me.

What's so funny?!

Listen, if you're going to draw, you shouldn't draw this lazy monster.

Draw something like "Perseverant Monster Yattaruden."

Now let me take you to school.

Hmph! You're an ally of Mamagon after all.

She's trying to destroy me. Scold, scold, scold, scold.

Scold, scold, scold, scold.

Masaru, you should be studying!

You can't play all the time! Masaru!

Why do you do nothing but play, Maseru?!

You won't get into college like that! Into college, Maseru!

Hmm. That seems rough.

Could MAT use their power to defeat Mamagon?

Huh?

That'll be difficult.

But you shouldn't be skipping school.

What about you, Go—san?

Huh?

Whoops!

Yes, this is Go.

Idiot! Where were you slacking off during work?!

I'm sorry.

Hey, be sure to go to school!

Bleah!

Go, patrol Tokyo Area A right away.

Our radar caught an unidentified falling object.

An object? Is it a rocket?

Judging from its speed, it looks like a parachute.

It's emitting a mysterious signal. Be careful.

Aww, MAT's useless.

They can't even defeat Mamagon.

Oh, a capsule!

Oh!

Ya-Yametarans!

Hey, you're not a toy, are you?

Hey, you. You really exist!

You came from somewhere to be my friend, right?

Hey, my Yametarans.

Stop! Don't release me from this capsule!

Huh? What? I don't understand your screeching.

Oh, that must be a greeting.

In that case...

Okay. Let's go play in my secret place.

Please, put me back in the capsule and send me back.

Otherwise, Earth will be in danger.

HQ, I've found the mysterious signal. I'm going to check out its source.

I quit.

Sorry. I don't know why, but I quit playing with you.

I quit slacking off.

Hmm. We barely became friends, but I'm going to school.

I've got to study. Bye-bye! Later!

Don't! If you go, everyone will be infected!

Is this what the radar detected?

Yes. But it's strange. The contents of the capsule...

The question is where it's from. Okay, let's take it back to—-

-Wait a minute! That's dangerous. —Huh?

What if it contained contaminated materials or a pathogen?

Yeah. That's quite possible.

This is a residential area, so let's be careful.

Let's contact the police and set up a plan.

Not bad, Ultraman.

But you're too late.

You humans will never understand our new weapon.

Oh no! Oh no! I'll be late for studying!

Ow! Oh, you brat!

I'm sorry.!

Watch it, you idiot!

Sorry I'm late!

—Now take your seat. -He's late.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Masaru, what's on your face?!

Hey! Quiet down!

Stop!

I quit.

You! I'm arresting you for theft!

I quit.

I quit.

I quit.

There's no point in studying! Let's go home! Let's go! Let's go!

You can't go! Students have to study!

I'm home.

Oh, what is he doing home so early?!

You skipped school again! Honestly! Go back to school!

-N-no! I wanted to study, but everyone... -Masaru! You're always doing this!

Honestly! You're lying!

Not only that, you're lying to me. Why are you so lazy all the time?!

I'm not lying!

Quiet! Children are supposed to go to school because...

I quit.

Mom?

Hm?

—Mom, what's wrong? —Huh?

Something smells.

Oh, the tempura must be getting over-fried.

What?!

Oh! Fire!

I quit.

And now, to exchange the rings.

—I quit. —I quit.

I quit.

I quit.

I'm done with this.

You can do it!

Just a little more! Do it!

Just a little more! Do it! You can do it! Do it!

I quit.

I quit! I quit! I quit! I quit! I quit!

Quit quitting!

I'll get bigger! Stop!

Fool! This is what we want.

Get bigger. Get bigger.

No! If I get bigger, Earth will break!

Stop!

—Hello?! Hello?! —Yes?!

Sewage repair has been abandoned and water is leaking? I understand.

—Hello? —Where is it? Hello? Please don't quit.

—Hello? Is anyone hurt? —Hello?

Yes, this is MAT. H—— Oh.

Man, they quit again.

I get calling about a car accident, but they said "I quit" during it again.

What's going on? The police ceased working and are sending all requests to MAT.

It's that capsule. What was in there was the source of this strange outbreak.

What? An infectious disease?

It must have contained a pathogen that makes us humans lethargic.

That's impossible.

Huh?

Hey, Yametarans! My Yametarans! Hey!

RETURN OF ULTRAMAN

Oh, it's the MAT Arrows!

Yametarans, run! Quickly! MAT'S coming to get you!

Don't shoot! Please don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Begin attack!

Attacking!

Stop! Don't shoot! Please don't shoot!

I quit.

I quit!

I quit.

I quit.

Hey, how do you feel?!

I feel great.

It could be the factories stopping, but the sky's clear.

The air's beautiful for once.

Yeah, I feel great.

Stop! Stop!

Please stop!

Don't shoot! Stop!

I quit.

Oh!

Dammit! I'll have to fight alone then!

Wait! Don't shoot!

What are you doing?

It won't do anything. It just grew big, that's all.

What?

He's right. I won't do anything.

It was aliens that sent me to Earth.

Aliens?

My body contains lots of radiation that makes people lazy.

So, everyone... Look, they all quit.

I see. 80 this boy quit being lazy instead.

That's right.

When all humans become lazy, the aliens are going to invade.

It's not a joke!

While you're laughing, they're going to invade!

I get that.

But, aliens who won't attack unless we're not working seem pretty lazy themselves.

This isn't the time for that!

It's fine, it's fine.

Dammit!

Don't be so serious, Go.

Since everyone quit, there's been no accidents. Isn't it great?

That's right. Those aliens should catch this Yametarans sickness too.

It's no good, Go—san!

We're the only ones left who are sane!

We'll have to beat the aliens together!

Okay, follow me!

Go—san?

Go—san!

I quit.

Go—san!

I know.

Darn it!

I'm the only normal person left! Okay!

H-Hey, wait!

Oh, I can't be doing this.

That's right. That's perfect, Ultraman.

Dammit, Ultraman can't lose like this.

The lazy, glutton monster will eat anything.

The more it eats, the heavier it gets.

Destroy Earth with that weight!

Rampage! Rampage!

Stop! Yametarans, don't be violent!

It's no good, Yametarans!

I'll have to kill you myself, so please die!

Tell him not to kill me, Ultraman!

Take me back to my planet!

I understand. But how?

Hurry up!

I'm so hungry I'll break Earth again.

Oh! It's Ultraman!

Ultraman!

Do it, Ultraman! You can do it!

Good going! Yametarans is getting smaller!

Ultraman, take Yametarans back to space!

Goodbye, Yametarans!

Goodbye!

Curse you, Ultraman!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Let's go!

—There's just one thing I don't get. —What?

Why didn't that Masaru kid catch the Yametarans' lazy sickness?

According to Jiro-kun, he's normally the laziest boy in class.

So, someone who's lazy caught the lazy sickness and quit being lazy.

I see.

I guess it's a lesson that people should take things in moderation.

—OW! —Yow!

Yes, this is MAT!

Yes, this is MAT! Someone stole your dog?

Um, could you contact your nearest police station?

Masaru?! Where'd he go without studying?! Masaru!

Someone and someone in the park

Why can't I skip school?

Let's see what kind of monster he's drawing this time.

Yes, this is Go.

Go, return to HQ immediately.

Roger.

Oh!

Two alien Mysteler face off on Earth.

A terrifying Earth invasion plot lies beneath.

Strangely, a MAT Arrow attacks Ultraman.

Let's all watch again next week.