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[♪ opening theme song playing]
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Kombu!
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Nigi, nigi!
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[narrator] Now for a brief digression
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to tell the tale of the girl
who became a gorilla.
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This girl is named Yayoi Fukunaga,
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the eldest child of a family
with an esteemed kelp shop.
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She was as beautiful as a gem
ever since she was a child.
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The girl had a childhood friend.
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He was the son
of a family with an onigiri shop,
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that is, the son of her family's client,
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so their families had been close
for generations.
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[man] Let's play together.
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-[young Yayoi screams]
-[man] Come back here!
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-[young Yayoi gasps]
-[man grunts]
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[narrator] The boy was
an extraordinary gentleman.
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[young Murai] It's all right, Yayo-chan.
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[narrator] It was easy for the girl
to fall in love with him.
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After the attempted kidnapping,
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her parents decided that the only solution
was to seal away her beauty.
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{\an8}They limited her contact with men
outside the family as much as possible.
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{\an8}And in order for her
to be able to defend herself,
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{\an8}they made her train like a gorilla,
forced her to eat like a gorilla.
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And what happened then?
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{\an8}By the time she graduated
from an all-girls middle school...
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{\an8}[girl] All right, you guys ready? Smile!
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[narrator]
...she had become a mighty gorilla.
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[girl] Yayoi, you're huge!
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[narrator] Though her body
had become like that of a gorilla,
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one thing had not changed
since the incident.
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Her love for the boy.
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[Yayoi] Chi-chan...
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-[Yayoi yells]
-[narrator] When she turned 16,
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she smashed a punching bag
at her boxing gym and declared...
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I want to be his bride.
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[narrator] Her resolve was firm.
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From that day on,
despite her parents' opposition,
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she was determined to contain
the gorilla soul that pervaded her body.
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Day after day, she worked hard
to be reborn as a nice young lady.
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And finally...
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Yayo-chan.
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[narrator] She came back into bloom.
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I like your hair.
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Your father was home just now,
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but he had some urgent business
to take care of.
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He asked me to stay until you got back.
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Is that so?
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Don't be such a stranger.
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Come on, you're embarrassing me.
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We've known each other
since we were babies.
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[Murai] I hadn't seen you all these years,
so I didn't recognize you at first.
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I was surprised too,
to see how much you've changed.
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Did something happen?
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Well, you could say that.
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I see.
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COLORFUL RAINBOW HAPPY SUMMER FESTIVAL
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[Yayoi] The summer festival
sure brings back memories.
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We used to go together every year.
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Sometimes the twins came too.
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Yeah.
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Hey, are you planning to go
with anyone this year?
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Putting aside whether it'd be possible,
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there is someone I would like to go with.
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Oh... Really? Who?
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[Yayoi] Is it a friend? A classmate?
It's a boy, right?
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It's a lady older than me.
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[Yayoi] Wait...
Do you have feelings for her?
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Yes.
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[narrator] Why have you grown so big?
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[Yayoi] Since when?
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[Murai] I've been in love with her
since I was in grade school.
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[Yayoi] No...
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I never heard anything about that!
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[Murai] I never told you.
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Yayo-chan? What's...
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Say, "It's all right, Yayo-chan."
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Like you did back then.
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[doorbell rings]
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Please go to the summer festival with me...
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[doorbell rings repeatedly]
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Yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo! Echo, echo!
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[Murai] Kiri.
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[Kiriyama] I have
two pieces of good news for you!
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[Murai] So loud.
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-What do you think they are?
-[Murai] What?
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Drum roll. [mimicks drumroll]
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[Kiriyama] Ta-da!
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This is...
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Yay! That's right! Tetsuko's stuff!
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[Murai] Why do you have it?
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[Kiriyama] Don't worry
about that right now.
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Listen, I've got an idea.
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{\an8}Normally it'd be too risky for Tetsuko
to go to the summer festival with you,
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but if she disguises herself,
you might have a chance!
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Kiri, thanks.
It's a slim chance, but it's worth a shot!
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Yeah, good luck!
By the way, can I ask you something?
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Who's that girl?
Am I the only one who can see her?
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Oh, she's my...
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Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Yayoi Fukunaga.
Are you a friend of Chi-chan?
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"Chi-chan"?
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{\an8}We're childhood friends.
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Hmm.
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You're pretty. Do you have a boyfriend?
Wanna go to this with me?
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-Kiri.
-Excuse me?
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[Kiriyama]
Well, I was going to go with Murai,
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but he wants to go with his crush,
so I don't want to get in their way.
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[lightning crackles]
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[narrator] Hammering down nails
before they stick out.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not into
flashy-looking people like you.
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I see! Well, I'm not into people
who judge others based on looks,
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so I'm glad you turned me down now.
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{\an8}I have a friend who just got dumped
and is now single.
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{\an8}Good-looking, not flashy-looking.
You want me to introduce you to him?
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{\an8}No, thank you.
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All right, later then.
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Oh, shoot! I almost forgot
to tell you the other news.
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[Kiriyama] I saw Tetsuko
at the convenience store
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by the train station just now.
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She was struggling with something,
so she might still be there.
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Jeez.
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Chi-chan!
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Sorry, Yayo-chan!
I can't take you home today.
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Come by again sometime!
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[gasps]
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I'll take you home.
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[Tanaka] Damn. I can't pull it.
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Sengoku summer festival edition pics,
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printed at random,
only at convenience stores.
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Incredibly, Hitotose is the only one
I can't pull!
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How much have I spent so far?
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Five hundred yen for two,
so let's see, one, two, three, four.
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I swore I'd get it on my own at all costs,
but my wallet doesn't agree with me.
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Just one more time! Just one last time!
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PICK UP PRINTS HERE
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Come on! Please! Come on!
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Murai in Love!
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[Tanaka] Wait, wait, wait.
Are you freaking serious?
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You showed up at the worst possible time.
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I'm printing pictures
from an otome video game right now.
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Hey... What? Seriously? Wait!
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[shop doorbell chimes]
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[Tanaka] No! Don't come over here!
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Good evening.
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[Tanaka] So cute!
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Evening.
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-What are you doing here?
-I was copying photos.
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-You're not going to take them?
-No.
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Why not?
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[narrator] As long as you're here...
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I am never going take them.
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[Murai] What's that?
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THIS
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[Tanaka] You know, I have no idea.
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Oh, it's Kenshin Uesugi
from Sengoku Koi Emaki.
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[Tanaka] What?
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I know because I played
the entire game to learn about Hitotose.
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[Tanaka] I always thought you were odd.
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Is there a picture of Hitotose too?
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Sure is.
I haven't pulled one yet, though. Yeah.
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PRINT
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[Murai] Here you go.
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[Tanaka] You're a god!
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I can have these?
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I can't believe
both pictures are Hitotose!
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Sure. I have some mixed feelings,
but I'm happy that you're happy about it.
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-[Tanaka] Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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Let me return the favor.
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I'll buy you the most expensive thing
they have here.
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[Murai] No, don't worry about it.
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But this cost 500 yen.
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Please let me walk you home, then.
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I have something
I want to talk to you about.
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[narrator] They have been silent
for about 10 minutes.
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[Tanaka] What did he want to talk about?
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[grunting]
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Will you go
to the summer festival with me?
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What?
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Would you like to go
to the summer festival with me?
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[Tanaka] I know
I'm the one who started this,
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but can we go back to Japanese?
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[sighs]
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I'd like to go
to the summer festival with you.
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If you're at all interested in
going with me,
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you could use these to disguise yourself.
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Wha... This is my disguise.
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[Murai] My friends kept them for you.
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The one with the red hair
and the one who was kinda loud?
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[Murai] Yes.
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But Murai, even though I was in disguise,
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all three of you
totally recognized me, huh?
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You'll be fine.
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You could never disguise yourself from me.
I'd recognize you no matter what.
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Hirai probably recognized you
in a sort of perverted way.
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Boobs!
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And Kiriyama, despite how he looks,
has an unusual level of insight.
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[Murai] I usually don't go
to summer festivals.
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I always spend this time of year
preparing for my second-semester classes.
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But this year, you're here,
so I want to go to the festival with you!
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Murai...
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[narrator] An imaginary war council.
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LORD LIVER - LORD LUNG - LORD HEART
LORD KIDNEY - LORD SPLEEN
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The Council of Five, the lords who guard
Tanaka's five major organs. What?
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What say you, Lady Tanaka?
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Sir Murai is eager to go.
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-I presume this is his first battle.
-How young.
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Perhaps you accept the offer?
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{\an8}LORD LIVER
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{\an8}Disguise yourself as he suggests
and the social crisis will be averted.
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{\an8}However, this is a matter
of Heart and Liver.
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{\an8}LORD LUNG
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{\an8}If Lady Tanaka accepts his proposal
in her position,
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{\an8}it'd be considered
a crossing of boundaries.
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{\an8}If that happens,
there will be no turning back.
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{\an8}-[Hitotose] That's right. And she has me.
-[lords gasp]
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[Lord Lung] Sir Hitotose.
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I heard you guys talking,
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so I strained my ears,
and, hey, look what I found.
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I am the one she loves.
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[Lord Spleen] We are aware of that.
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[Hitotose] It's out of the question
for her
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to have an affair with someone else.
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If you have time to hold council
over such trivial matters,
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why don't you devote yourselves
to your own duties?
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With all due respect, sir.
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{\an8}LORD KIDNEY
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I believe that Sir Murai
is dedicated to Lady Tanaka as well.
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Though he may be our enemy,
to rob this young man of his first battle
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would bring deep shame
to we who follow the way of the warrior.
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Are you a fool?
A young man's first battle?
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Don't make me laugh.
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Whatever he may be,
he's no more than an imposter of me.
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[Hitotose] As long as she adores me,
there is no way he can win.
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To push someone into a battle
knowing that they'll lose,
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giving them the illusion of victory
only to let them die...
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Is that really the way of the warrior?
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What we should be discussing here
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is how to put an end
to Murai's pathetic and deceptive romance.
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[Hitotose] You cannot argue with me.
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Now, go back to your stations.
I'll take care of the rest.
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You understand, yes?
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If it weren't for him,
your master wouldn't have died.
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You must make amends for that.
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{\an8}Understood.
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I'm sorry, but I have plans that day.
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Oh, do you? Don't worry about it, then.
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Please go with your friends.
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00:13:05,747 --> 00:13:10,877
It's good to study, but I think
the summer festival is going to be fun.
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If you say so, I will.
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{\an8}[Tanaka] I'll be fine from here.
Thank you.
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{\an8}[Murai] Okay. I'll be going, then.
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{\an8}FUKUNAGA'S HOME
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{\an8}[Kiriyama] Here we are. Hey, your house
is huge! It's as big as Murai's.
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[Yayoi whimpers]
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Are you gonna cry?
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You don't understand! You'll never know
what it was like for me to de-gorilla!
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00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:37,654
De-gorilla? What does that even mean?
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I've made myself pretty for Chi-chan,
so he has to fall for me.
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Don't get in the way of our love!
I hate you and that Tetsuko lady!
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I hate you too.
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You're a self-centered brat.
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You tell me not to get in the way,
but I don't know a thing about you,
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so of course I'm going to support Murai.
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The way I see it, you're in our way.
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[Kiriyama] "Our love"?
Don't involve him without his permission.
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00:14:02,596 --> 00:14:05,807
You think just because you're pretty,
guys should automatically fall for you?
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00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:08,476
People's hearts don't work
like a textbook, you know.
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00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:12,564
That kind of passive thinking
won't get you into the game.
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00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:15,650
You need to realize it's a one-sided love
and come back to the table.
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This isn't some luxurious tea party.
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His love is a battle.
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You probably won't get what I'm saying,
but if you want to win Murai over,
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stop playing the pretty-girl game.
Arm your heart first.
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Then I'll have some sympathy for you.
Maybe!
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DOUBLE PEACE SIGNS
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You haven't de-gorillaed.
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[Yayoi] Chi-chan.
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Yayo-chan.
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Um... Did you ask your crush
to the summer festival?
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Yeah, but she turned me down.
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[Murai] So I'm going with friends.
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We've known each other since we were kids.
We're friends, right?
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Just three of us guys
at the summer festival. This is the best.
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Come on, cheer up.
You never know what could happen.
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[Hirai] You think?
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[Kiriyama] Besides,
we have to cheer Murai up
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-since Tetsuko turned him down.
-[Hirai] That's true.
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[Murai] Sorry I'm late, guys.
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There you are, Murai!
What can we do for you? What do you want?
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Wanna try goldfish scooping, Murai?
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Yeah, I do wanna try goldfish scooping!
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[Murai] Oh, right.
I brought a friend with me.
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[Yayoi] Sorry for intruding on you.
I forced him to bring me with him.
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-You're Kiri, and you're...
-[Hirai] Hirai.
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[Yayoi] Hirai. Sorry,
do you mind if I join you?
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I don't mind at all.
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I don't think Hirai will either.
I bet he'll welcome you with open arms.
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Right, Hirai? Hirai?
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[Kiriyama] You've gotta be kidding.
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Hi, I'm Yayoi Fukunaga.
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I'm Murai's childhood friend.
Nice to meet you.
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Oh, sorry. Nice to meet you too.
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[narrator]
"What's going on? What's up with Hirai?"
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That's what's written on
Kiriyama and Murai's faces.
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[Hirai] I underestimated
the power of a handshake.
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00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:15,979
Hirai, are you feeling all right?
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00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:19,441
-I didn't get the memo.
-About what?
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00:16:19,524 --> 00:16:22,611
That beauty is your childhood friend?
Is this some kind of prank?
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00:16:22,694 --> 00:16:25,864
So nothing has ever happened
between you and her?
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00:16:25,947 --> 00:16:26,948
Nothing.
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00:16:27,032 --> 00:16:28,366
[Hirai] Are you out of your mind?!
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Why're you here?
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Why can't I be here?
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As you suggested, I ditched my pride
and came here as his friend.
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[Yayoi] Don't even think that
I'll give up on him
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just because you made me cry.
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Go ahead, call it a lost cause
or whatever you want.
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I can't help it, I love him.
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I'll get you a flower-shaped cotton candy.
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No, thanks.
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00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:53,558
A girl with an armed heart wouldn't eat
cotton candy on the battlefield.
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[narrator] Beef tongue skewer.
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[Tanaka] It's not what you think.
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00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:01,983
Why am I here?
I came to eat this beef tongue skewer.
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00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:03,485
No, that excuse won't work.
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The free drink ticket!
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I couldn't resist! This is it!
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00:17:08,573 --> 00:17:13,620
I'm definitely not here to check if MRI
is wearing a yukata. Absolutely not!
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00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:14,955
Shoot, I said that out loud.
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I came here for a drink
because my scheduled freed up.
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I'd go anywhere on my own for good booze!
That's the kind of woman I am!
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Call me the Heroine
of the Summer Festival!
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00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:26,591
Shoot, I said that out loud too.
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00:17:26,675 --> 00:17:29,427
-[girl] Scary...
-Is that lady okay?
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00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:31,930
{\an8}[Tanaka] It's settled.
Now, to find what I came here for.
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{\an8}Not MRI, but booze!
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00:17:34,474 --> 00:17:38,103
[Takafumi] Hey, you lazy punk!
Come help out around the store!
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00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:42,190
Kiri, Mr. Takafumi is calling you.
No, he's roaring at you.
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00:17:42,274 --> 00:17:44,526
It's a little late to hide now.
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{\an8}[narrator] Nihility.
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Hey, honey, look at that!
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00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:49,948
[Takafumi exclaims]
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00:17:50,031 --> 00:17:51,867
Murai, you asked her out!
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00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:53,451
You make a perfect couple!
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00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:56,329
[Takafumi] I'll go take care
of the other two clowns.
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00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:58,456
Three guys are too many for a date.
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COTTON CANDY - BALL-SCOOPING
SHOOTING GALLERY
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-[clamoring]
-[Tanaka] What's going on over there?
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00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:04,921
Oh, there we go.
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00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,465
Why do I have to help too?
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00:18:07,549 --> 00:18:09,885
[Naoko] You're so handsome,
you can tout for us.
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00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:12,637
-I'll pay for the work.
-Go ask Murai, then!
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00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:14,598
[Naoko] He can't leave her all alone.
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00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:15,849
I'll take his place!
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00:18:15,932 --> 00:18:17,893
[Naoko] Like I'd let you, you [bleep]head.
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00:18:17,976 --> 00:18:19,477
I can help out too.
356
00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:20,854
Me too.
357
00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:23,857
Don't worry. We've got enough hands.
358
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:26,610
You two go ahead and enjoy the festival.
You don't have to...
359
00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:27,694
You old hag!
360
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,112
Who're you calling old hag?!
361
00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:31,406
Kiri, we'll do a quick loop
and then we can switch.
362
00:18:38,663 --> 00:18:39,748
Chi-chan.
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00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:41,333
Chi-chan!
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00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,335
Wait up.
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00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:48,715
[narrator] At this moment,
for some reason,
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00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:50,592
an emotion twinged in Tanaka's chest.
367
00:18:50,675 --> 00:18:53,428
Her instinctual refusal
to share her fave with other fans.
368
00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:57,724
Chi-chan, thanks.
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00:18:57,807 --> 00:19:00,060
Hey, don't just stand there.
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00:19:00,143 --> 00:19:02,229
-[Murai] Sensei!
-Sensei?
371
00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:05,273
-Sensei!
-Chi-chan, don't leave me!
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00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,152
Leave her to me. Now, go!
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00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:12,864
[Murai] My brother...
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00:19:13,406 --> 00:19:16,034
[narrator] There are certain people
who cannot accept
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00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:18,745
others having
the same favorite character as them.
376
00:19:18,828 --> 00:19:20,664
She is aware that he is Murai,
377
00:19:20,747 --> 00:19:23,250
but the tragedy is that
he has the same face as her fave.
378
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,876
There is nothing she can do about it.
379
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,588
[Tanaka] God, this is totally on me.
Murai hasn't done anything wrong.
380
00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:32,342
But I've never even had
this feeling before, so why?
381
00:19:32,425 --> 00:19:34,845
Why do I feel like
I saw something horrible?
382
00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:38,306
Why shouldn't he go to a summer festival
with a girl his age?
383
00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:40,600
Why shouldn't he walk around
holding her hand?
384
00:19:40,684 --> 00:19:42,477
Am I in a position
to say anything about it?
385
00:19:42,561 --> 00:19:43,562
Absolutely not!
386
00:19:44,229 --> 00:19:47,232
Am I seeing him as Hitotose?
387
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:52,279
If so, cut the crap, my useless brain!
388
00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:55,490
Aww, but they have the same face!
389
00:19:57,284 --> 00:20:01,204
[Tanaka sighs] I've run pretty far.
I should be safe now.
390
00:20:01,288 --> 00:20:02,998
Wait, how did I end up in the jungle?
391
00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:05,250
-Sensei.
-For real?
392
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:07,335
Why are you here?
393
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:11,590
I looked in the places I thought you'd go
and ended up here.
394
00:20:12,048 --> 00:20:14,217
-What am I, a wild animal?
-Sensei.
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00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:15,677
[Tanaka] Please go back to her.
396
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,845
Huh?
397
00:20:18,513 --> 00:20:20,599
[Tanaka] I don't know
if she's your girlfriend or what,
398
00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:22,517
but you're going to give her
the wrong idea.
399
00:20:23,226 --> 00:20:25,562
If you won't leave, then I will.
400
00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:26,855
[Murai] That's not true, Sensei.
401
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:28,064
Go back!
402
00:20:28,565 --> 00:20:29,566
No.
403
00:20:35,572 --> 00:20:37,574
[♪ instrumental piano music playing]
404
00:20:39,159 --> 00:20:42,829
[Tanaka] What is this? A shojo manga?
A pic from an otome game?
405
00:20:43,496 --> 00:20:46,249
Whatever it is,
I've seen this scene before.
406
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:50,086
-Will you get off of me?
-No, I won't.
407
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:52,964
[Tanaka] What!
Now he's talking like a bad boy!
408
00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:56,927
This is where
the main character would be like,
409
00:20:57,010 --> 00:21:00,889
"Murai looks gentle,
but he's actually strong and manly."
410
00:21:00,972 --> 00:21:03,183
But that's not how this is gonna play out.
411
00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:05,769
Don't underestimate
the heroine of this story.
412
00:21:05,852 --> 00:21:08,480
I won't let a man one-up me so easily!
413
00:21:09,397 --> 00:21:10,941
[narrator] Seiza.
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00:21:11,024 --> 00:21:12,317
What do you think you're doing?
415
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,986
If someone saw us like this,
we'd be obliterated by society.
416
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:17,239
I should be asking you that.
What are you doing here?
417
00:21:17,322 --> 00:21:19,032
You said you had plans today.
418
00:21:19,741 --> 00:21:22,827
My plans were canceled,
so I came to have a drink.
419
00:21:23,286 --> 00:21:26,748
I went with my friends like you suggested.
420
00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:28,583
That girl is one of my friends too.
421
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,544
Really? She is?
422
00:21:32,128 --> 00:21:37,259
Oh, I mean, you have a very pretty friend.
You two looked great together.
423
00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:41,513
Like salmon and avocado. Whoever came up
with that combination must be a genius!
424
00:21:41,596 --> 00:21:44,850
That's what I thought seeing you two.
What am I even talking about?
425
00:21:47,894 --> 00:21:51,231
I have no intention of having
a relationship with anyone other than you.
426
00:21:51,314 --> 00:21:52,440
[narrator] Finger hug.
427
00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:53,942
[Tanaka] What's this? This is new.
428
00:21:54,025 --> 00:21:55,902
Shall we go, Sensei?
429
00:21:56,403 --> 00:21:57,404
Where to?
430
00:21:58,363 --> 00:22:00,240
You came to have a drink, right?
431
00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:04,035
I'll show you the way.
432
00:22:06,162 --> 00:22:08,164
[♪ closing theme song playing]
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00:23:35,919 --> 00:23:38,755
NEXT TIME
EPISODE 5
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