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[♪ opening theme song playing]
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[Tanaka] Give me a freaking break!
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"I love you, Sensei. Please marry me."
Yeah, right!
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Puh?
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[narrator] Tanaka was furious.
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A certain inscrutable guy
had plunged her heart into chaos
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and left her feeling battered.
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How could she describe the shock of that?
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[Tanaka] I'd rather have been run over
by a ten-ton truck 500 times.
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[narrator] There you have it.
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Right now, myriad emotions
are swirling within Tanaka.
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Despair, irritation, fear, anguish,
confusion, emptiness, and shame.
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[Tanaka] He was making fun of me.
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That would explain all his crazy antics.
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[narrator] The emotions are too much
for any ordinary person to bear.
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[Tanaka] What if it's a conspiracy
by someone to socially ostracize me?
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-Eliminate her.
-[Murai] Understood.
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{\an8}[Tanaka] Is Murai a professional Hitotose
who was selected for this purpose?
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{\an8}Does he intend to
secretly record my shameful deeds
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{\an8}and publicize that information
throughout the school?
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I could just die!
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[narrator] The reason that her
thought process has gone haywire
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is because her current driving force
is alcohol.
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{\an8}[Tanaka grunts] When I come back
to my senses, I'll die!
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{\an8}What has become of my town?
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{\an8}[Tanaka] Alcohol... Need more alcohol...
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{\an8}KOMASUYA LIQUOR STORE
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{\an8}You bored or something?
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I'm bored.
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[Hirai] I got dumped by my girlfriend
right before summer break!
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My summer vacation was over
before it even begun!
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Murai got to go off with those chicks!
Lucky him!
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{\an8}But I mean, it's Yuuka and Hitomi.
They're old friends.
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{\an8}[Hirai] What kind of event even is it?!
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Who knows? I'm gonna go outside.
Being here with you is a drag.
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[Hirai] Wait! Don't leave me alone!
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But you're bad at skateboarding.
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I'm not bad at skateboarding,
skateboarding is bad at me.
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Naoko, you're beautiful as always.
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You told me that earlier.
Try expanding your vocabulary.
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{\an8}[Kiriyama] Mom, I'm taking some ice cream.
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{\an8}[Naoko] Take it, thief.
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-Be home by dinner.
-Okay.
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[Naoko] Hirai, you stay for dinner too.
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-Naoko, you're a total goddess.
-[Naoko] Idiot.
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Why would you stop all of a sudden?!
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[Onigiri] Nigi...
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So, Murai...
That person was the person you like?
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Yeah.
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That makes sense.
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I'm so sorry!
We thought it was a fun little moment!
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[narrator] The Mongolian Chop.
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We didn't know what was happening!
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[Murai] It's fine.
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No one there could have predicted
what would happen.
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But is it right to leave things like that?
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She thinks you were messing with her.
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[Murai] Misunderstanding or not,
it's clear that I hurt her feelings.
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Trying to explain myself now
would only make things worse.
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She probably
doesn't even want to see me...
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[Hitomi and Yuuka] Huh?
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But, Murai, Hitotose would go to her.
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[Hitomi] This is just my opinion,
but if Hitotose were in this situation,
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he would go running to her.
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[Yuuka] That's so true!
Without a shred of remorse, he'd be like,
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{\an8}"Don't be upset, Kitty."
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{\an8}"I love you." Fade to black.
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I won't stand for it...
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I won't let Murai
lose to that thoughtless, insolent jerk!
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The Murai route
is 5,000 times better than his!
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We'll prove it to her!
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After all, this world is a fistfight
of sexual preferences!
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A fistfight of sexual preferences?
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Impromptu Murai support campaign!
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This is what Murai stands for!
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"MU" for Murai!
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"Musters" logic
in the face of unreasonableness!
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"RA" for Murai!
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"Rallies" the impossible into reality!
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"I" for Murai!
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[Yuuka and Hitomi] "Insists" that
where there's a will, there's a way!
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{\an8}CAREER PLAN
FIRST CHOICE: MARRY MISS TANAKA
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{\an8}SECOND CHOICE: N/A
THIRD CHOICE: N/A
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Aye!
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[narrator] Murai has been honest
since the day he was born.
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No matter how many times he's rejected,
he refuses to give up.
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And if he's going to be rejected anyway...
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[Murai] I'd rather be rejected
as an honest man.
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[narrator] Murai ran like the wind.
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He ran 5,000 times faster than the sun
as it slowly sank below the horizon.
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-Daddy, that's Pretty Cu...
-No.
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You could've taken the bus.
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[Kiriyama] Miss, are you okay?
You don't look so good.
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Huh?
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This is my house.
Do you wanna come inside?
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Not in a creepy way or anything.
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-[gasps]
-[Tanaka] No, I'm fine.
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I was just gonna get a drink here.
I'm going home now.
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[Hirai] It's a wig. No doubt about it.
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I've seen this unnatural hairline before.
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A short-haired girl I used to date
showed up one day with long hair.
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At least have some water.
I'll bring you some.
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And we're all ears
if you want someone to talk to.
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[Tanaka] Sorry for the trouble.
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[Kiriyama] The sun hasn't even set yet
and you're already this drunk?
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What happened? You get dumped?
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[Hirai gasps] Kiriyama!
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I think that's Tetsuko.
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-I know.
-[grunts]
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[Kiriyama] That's why I'm talking to her.
This is our chance to help Murai.
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We have to pretend
we don't know who she is. Understand?
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Lucky for us,
Tetsuko is in disguise for some reason.
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It's not odd for us not to recognize her.
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We can treat her like a stranger.
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She seems drunk,
meaning her guard is totally down.
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We couldn't have asked for
better conditions to corner Tetsuko.
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Okay, then.
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{\an8}[Tanaka] Hypothetically speaking...
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Imagine someone comes along
and says they love you.
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And they look just like your one true love
who doesn't exist in real life.
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What would you do?
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[Hirai and Kiriyama] That's Murai.
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[Tanaka] What am I doing?
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Chatting with these kids
who look no older than my students.
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Making them listen to my drunk ramblings.
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Is this appropriate for an adult,
let alone a teacher? Or a human, even!
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-Just as a what-if.
-[both] Murai.
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{\an8}[Tanaka] Is this appropriate for an adult,
let alone a teacher?
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{\an8}Or a human, even!
I mean, what am I even asking?
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{\an8}I want to die.
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{\an8}C'mon, everyone!
Let's get in a circle and dance!
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{\an8}La-la! La-la! La-la...
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{\an8}I'm a big fan of the actress
Audree Hepfurn.
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I LOVE YOU...
KIRI, AGE 5
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[Kiriyama] She died before I was born,
so I can only meet her on the screen.
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But if a girl that looked exactly like her
told me she loved me...
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{\an8}[girl] Love!
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{\an8}[Kiriyama] I might ask her out
on the spot.
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But that'd be no good. For her, that is.
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She's a real person,
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but has to exist
as a fictional character in my mind.
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I'd probably hurt her feelings.
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Because I wouldn't be
seeing her for who she is.
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[Tanaka] That is horrible.
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I haven't seen Murai as Murai
since his makeover.
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But... But that's because...
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What would you do
if they were pulling a prank on you?
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-Huh?
-What?
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If he's been taking advantage of the fact
that he looks like the person I love
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to mess with me all this time!
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[gasps]
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Why would you think that?!
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Murai isn't like that at all!
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You idiot!
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Look, Tetsuko.
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Let me show you
just how in love with you Murai is.
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What is that? When did you take it?
Why didn't you send it to me?
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[Hirai] This is the face he made
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right after you smiled at him
the other day.
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There's only one person in the world
that can make him look like this!
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How could someone like this
possibly be messing with you? Huh?
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This is clearly a man
who's fallen head over heels!
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Just look at this face!
The soft focus! The dreamy backdrop!
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So cute!
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[Hirai] That's right! Murai is cute!
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But there's no reason
for Murai to be in love with me.
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Let me give you some excellent advice.
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Ask him yourself!
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I don't give a damn who you love.
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You're still guilty of disrespecting
Murai's feelings! Right, Kiriyama?
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He's right.
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It's fine that you're in love
with someone else,
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but could you at least
look at Murai as Murai?
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Aye!
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[Tanaka] Someone has feelings for me.
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Whether they're my students or not
doesn't matter right now.
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I must take Murai's feelings seriously
and respond to him fairly.
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[Kiriyama] Sensei! Take this!
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[Tanaka] Now I just have one thing to say.
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Run, Tanaka!
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I'm running as hard as I can,
but I don't know where I'm going.
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[Murai] I don't know where to go.
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[crying]
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[Tanaka] But for some reason...
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[Murai] I feel like I'll find her.
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[Tanaka] I feel like... I'll find him?
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[groans] Murai.
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[Murai] No... "Feel like"
isn't good enough.
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Sensei...
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[both] I'm going to find you!
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BATH
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[water drips]
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[Apprentice] I'm back.
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Master, what's that?
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Oh, this? It is high-grade workmanship.
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[Master] Apprentice, I could die today.
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Master, what are you saying?
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Do not be shaken!
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If something were to happen to me,
you know the way forward, do you not?
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I don't even know
how to use a chainsaw yet!
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I don't know how to
fillet a heart like you do!
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So sudden... Why are you doing this?
I still have so much to learn from you!
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[Master] There it is.
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[Apprentice] What is that?
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[Master] That...
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is an entirely different beast
from the nerves and heart we cut before.
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Do you know what it is?
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It is Tanaka's spirit.
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[Murai] Sensei.
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Sensei, after I found out about Hitotose,
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I did try to act like him.
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But that's because
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I wanted you to pay attention to me.
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[Murai] That's why...
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No. I'm not going to beat around the bush.
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[Murai] I love you.
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How can I convey that?
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I love you more than words can express,
but all I have are words.
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[Tanaka] Murai.
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We ran into each other here before.
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[Murai] Yes.
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[Tanaka] But it's different this time.
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This time, I came to see you.
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Not to see Hitotose, but to see you.
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So I want to say this to you.
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I'm sorry for not taking
your confession seriously.
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I am flattered by your feelings,
but I don't feel the same way right now.
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Think about it.
You and I are student and teacher.
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And I'm in love with Hitotose.
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That's okay. Even so...
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[Murai] I will always love you.
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Someday, I swear,
I will make your vehicle diverge
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from the Hitotose route
to the Murai route.
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[Tanaka] So precious...
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Murai.
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Will you shake my hand?
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This is about the only thing
I can do for you right now.
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You probably have no idea
what I'm talking about,
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but this is my moment of truth, so...
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[heart palpitating]
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[Tanaka gasps softly]
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[Tanaka] Not Hitotose but Murai.
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-Here it comes.
-Master!
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Stay back!
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SQUEEZE
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Sensei,
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thank you for seeing me for me.
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[katana sheathes]
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[Tanaka] For far too long
have you tormented me.
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Speak your name if you so desire.
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Seishiro Tomioka.
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Who the hell is that?
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Also, it's hot today,
so I brought you a refreshment.
254
00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:40,188
Sorry, it's basically juice now.
255
00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:46,486
Thank you. I'll treasure it forever.
256
00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:49,322
No, please eat... I mean, drink it.
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-I couldn't possibly do that.
-Pretty sure you can.
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♪ Happy birthday to Kiriyama ♪
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♪ Kyun, kyun, kyun, kyun, kyu-kyun
kyun, kyun, kyun, kyun ♪
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Here!
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Thanks. Why so upbeat?
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You're already here, Murai?
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[Hirai] Oh? Oh! Oh?
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You look like you're in a good mood.
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He shook hands with Tetsuko.
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Shook hands?
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This is now something I will treasure.
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Good for you.
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Come on, dude!
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Shaking hands is nothing.
Shaking hands? Are you happy with that?
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Don't you want to do more than that?
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Of course I want to do more than that.
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00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:46,004
Good. Give me more of that.
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00:18:46,087 --> 00:18:48,089
[Kiriyama] Mom, it's time to celebrate!
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Hey, when the time for you
to do more than that comes,
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I'll teach you
everything you need to know.
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Absolutely not.
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TAKAFUMI
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Murai, you got a girlfriend?
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Dad, don't embellish the story.
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That's what you said.
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00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:04,523
No I didn't. You must be hearing things.
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Congratulations, Murai.
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Here, eat this birthday chirashi-zushi!
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00:19:09,486 --> 00:19:10,529
Seriously, Mom?
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00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:15,116
[Murai] Takafumi, Naoko,
thank you for your kindness.
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00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:18,119
But she's not my girlfriend.
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00:19:18,203 --> 00:19:20,121
In fact, she's turned me down many a time,
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00:19:20,205 --> 00:19:23,250
so please have the chirashi-zushi
with your family.
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[Murai] Hirai.
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Hey, hey, hey, wait a second.
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She must be an idiot
to turn down a good guy like you.
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[Murai] She's not an idiot.
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I think she's an idiot too.
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[Murai] Not an idiot.
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She's unpredictable,
but in a good way, right?
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In other words, an idiot.
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[Hirai] Sorry.
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So you're still pursuing her, huh?
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[Naoko] Then how about
you invite her to this?
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Our store will be participating too. Here.
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[Tanaka] "Colorful Rainbow
Happy Summer Festival, star."
303
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Well, it's that time of year again.
304
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The season that makes
people with real lives lose their minds.
305
00:20:03,164 --> 00:20:05,542
I mean, what a stupid name.
306
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:09,462
"Colorful Rainbow Happy Summer Festival"?
What a joke.
307
00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:12,632
First of all,
"Colorful Rainbow" is redundant,
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00:20:12,716 --> 00:20:15,093
and as if adding the word "Happy"
didn't look dumb enough,
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00:20:15,177 --> 00:20:17,762
they put a star under "Summer Festival."
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00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:21,308
I'm more curious about who came up with
this name than the festival itself.
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00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:25,937
Also, I feel like a miserable loser now,
so I'll just shut up.
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00:20:27,063 --> 00:20:28,523
[sighs]
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I have no plans that day.
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{\an8}[Tanaka] Does Murai go to
these summer festivals?
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00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:52,464
{\an8}He doesn't seem like the type.
316
00:20:52,547 --> 00:20:55,842
{\an8}He looks more like he'd stay home
to get ready for the next semester.
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00:20:56,468 --> 00:20:59,471
{\an8}I know it's wrong,
but just for one second,
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{\an8}let me imagine what Murai would look like
going to a summer festival.
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00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:07,771
{\an8}Once my brain decides to do that,
no one can stop me.
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[gasps]
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00:21:12,776 --> 00:21:16,238
Oh, it was just a fantasy. Wow.
322
00:21:16,321 --> 00:21:18,740
A very high-quality fantasy,
if I do say so myself.
323
00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:24,663
I should play a game
to stop my imagination from running wild!
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Nigi.
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COLORFUL RAINBOW HAPPY SUMMER FESTIVAL
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[Onigiri] Nigi.
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[woman] You're back, Chi-chan.
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Long time no see. I missed you.
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Yayo-chan.
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I like your hair.
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[♪ closing theme song playing]
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NEXT TIME
EPISODE 4
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