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[♪ opening theme song playing]
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[narrator] Behind Kiriyama's family home
and liquor store is a container house.
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This is Kiri's room.
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Wha...?
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{\an8}YAPPI
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{\an8}I'm Hitotose, your guardian ninja.
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{\an8}I'll greet you with a wrestling move.
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{\an8}[Hirai] The hell is up with this dude?
He's nuts.
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{\an8}The fact that he has your face
makes it even worse!
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{\an8}[Murai] Oh, there are choices.
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{\an8}[Hirai] It's "Go away," obviously.
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{\an8}[Murai] Really? I think
"I'll attack first" is the right choice.
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[Hirai] I wouldn't like
such a hostile woman.
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[Murai] Okay,
I'll go with "Go away" for now.
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{\an8}-[button clicks]
-[video game sound beeps]
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{\an8}[Hitotose] Fine. Once I send you
to the underworld, I will go away.
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{\an8}[Murai] He got mad.
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Wait, wait, wait,
why the hell is he pissed off?
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He's the one who picked a fight!
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Now I'm sure "I'll attack first"
was the right choice.
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I'm outta the bath!
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Huh?
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You're playing that already? Let me see!
Why's this dude so angry?
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It's Hirai's fault.
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I did nothing wrong.
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{\an8}GO AWAY - IF YOU DO IT GENTLY, SURE. LOL
ATTACK FIRST
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{\an8}[Kiriyama] It's gotta be
"If you do it gently, sure."
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{\an8}[Murai] What's your reasoning?
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Reasoning? I mean...
It's the only one that makes sense.
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The player is a girl, right?
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"Go away" is mean, and "I'll attack first"
is what a gorilla would do.
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That makes sense.
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-Okay, I'll try that one.
-[button clicks]
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{\an8}[Hitotose] Seriously,
you've got no gusto at all.
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{\an8}Such a boring woman. How disappointing.
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{\an8}-[Kiriyama] What the hell?
-[Hirai laughs]
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Wait, this makes no sense.
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That leaves only the gorilla option.
How can that be?
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[Hirai] Don't ask me.
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I was right after all.
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-"I'll attack first." is the right choice.
-[button clicks]
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{\an8}[Hitotose grunts] You're pretty good.
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{\an8}That was a beautiful Mongolian Chop.
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{\an8}So beautiful I want you to be my girl.
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[Kiriyama and Hirai]
What the hell is a Mongolian Chop?!
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What's the matter?
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Okay, let me get this straight.
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Why is this dude so happy
about picking a fight
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with a woman he's never met before,
being attacked first and getting hurt?
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[Hirai] I mean, who is this
protagonist woman in the first place?
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A TIME TRAVELER...
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-She's an ordinary office worker.
-[Hirai] Bullshit!
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No way an ordinary office worker
could bust out a Mongolian Chop on a dime!
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And again, what the hell
is a Mongolian Chop?
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MONGOLIAN CHOP
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-[Kiriyama] Check it out!
-[Hirai laughs hysterically]
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No, wait. There's no way.
It's a frontal attack! Dodge it, man!
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Oh, he's calling her "Kitty" now.
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[Kiriyama, laughing]
He should call her "Gorilla"!
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There are more choices.
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[Kiriyama] Lemme see, lemme see.
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{\an8}[Murai] He said he was wounded
protecting her from an enemy.
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{\an8}[Hitotose] No big deal. I'm fine.
It's all part of the job.
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{\an8}This has to be the "treat injury" option.
That's got a nice feminine touch, right?
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[Murai] If it were me,
I'd say "I will avenge you."
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Are you that attached to this dude?
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[Hirai] I say you just spit on it.
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I mean, he's still feeling
that Mongolian Chop from earlier.
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Look, he's covering his shoulder.
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[Murai]
Okay, I'll go with "treat injury" for now.
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{\an8}-[button clicks]
-[video game sound beeps]
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{\an8}[Hitotose] As a pro in this field,
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{\an8}I can treat it faster and better
by myself.
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{\an8}[Hirai] What a jerk!
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{\an8}[Murai] Okay, then I'll go with
"It'll get better if you spit on it."
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{\an8}-[button clicks]
-[video game sound beeps]
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{\an8}[Hitotose] That would never work.
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{\an8}[Kiriyama]
Wow, he's capable of being logical too?
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{\an8}[video game sounds beep]
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[Murai] So it's "I will avenge you"
like I thought.
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{\an8}[Hitotose] Kitty, that head...
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{\an8}You got revenge just for me?
That makes me so happy.
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{\an8}-[Murai] See?
-[Hirai] Why skip the good part?
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It's just absurd
that she had no qualms taking revenge.
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This girl definitely
has no need for a guard!
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Well, she got her revenge.
What can you do?
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I'm sure there are girls like her
out there.
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[both] There ain't!
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Why are you guys getting so upset?
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Let me throw the question back at you.
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How are you able to stay so calm
while you play this game?
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Well... I never want to look like a fool
next to the person Tanaka-sensei loves.
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[Murai] And he might be
a fictional character,
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but he's still my rival.
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I want to confront him in all seriousness
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{\an8}and learn something from him.
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{\an8}[Hirai and Kiriyama] From this?
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I can't lose to him.
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[sighs] I've always had a weak spot
for those eyes of yours.
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[Murai] Kiri.
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Same here. It was my plan all along
to play with you till the sun comes up.
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[Murai] Hirai.
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[narrator] Thus, their bond
of friendship was renewed
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thanks to the otome game,
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and the three men started
to work together to conquer Hitotose.
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{\an8}[Hitotose] You prefer the takenoko?
We have different values, Kitty.
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{\an8}[Hirai] Okay, can I punch this dude now?
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{\an8}[narrator] Hirai prefers the takenoko.
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Meanwhile, Tanaka was...
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-Let's eat!
-[dishes shatter]
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[Tanaka] What is this?
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WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HITOTOSE
SO I DECIDED TO DRAW HIM
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[Tanaka] What?!
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What in the world is going on?
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The famous manga artist yu-katan
suddenly decided to draw Hitotose?
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I'm having trouble processing this.
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I mean, her fave is Kenshin Uesugi.
So why?
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This is the first time I've seen her
draw someone other than Kenshin Uesugi.
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[narrator] Kenshin Uesugi from the otome
video game Sengoku Koi Emaki.
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[Tanaka] What in the world could have
brought Hitotose into the spotlight
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over all the other characters?
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What was it that led to the creation
of this divine picture?
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How is this happening?
Is this some kind of reward?
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I'm so confused that I'm projecting myself
into this mysterious beetle.
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[narrator] A haiku from Tanaka.
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[Tanaka] O great like button
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Why is it that I cannot
Hit it more than once?
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If I was allowed
only one action in response,
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I would bow down at Mach speed!
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Whoever you are,
you have my eternal thanks
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for bringing up
the subject of Hitotose to yu-katan!
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Off to work!
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-[groans]
-[indistinct chatter]
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[Hirai] Morning.
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Good morning.
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GRIN
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What?
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Well, you know that otome game we played?
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I was thinking it's kind of cute that
Tetsuko is getting so much joy playing it.
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[Murai] You're just realizing that now?
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You like that gap between her looks
and her personality, huh?
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Let me tell you something.
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I liked her long before
I discovered the gap.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hard to tell.
You never let your emotions show.
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I show them when I need to.
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You two are a perfect couple
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in the lack-of-facial-muscles
department! [laughs]
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[Hirai] Oh, look, Murai, it's Tetsuko.
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[Murai] Sensei!
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[narrator] Tanaka is in invincible mode
after seeing yu-katan's Hitotose.
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[Tanaka] Oh, was the sky always this blue?
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Was the greenery always this beautiful?
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The earth is wonderful.
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[vocalizes]
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Clap, clap.
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[birds chirping]
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The birds are chirping
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as if in response to my clapping.
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I didn't know the world
was filled with so much kindness.
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I must adopt this kindness too.
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[Murai] Tanaka-sensei. Good morning.
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Good morning!
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[both gasp]
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CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
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[Tanaka] Shut up.
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Good morning, Murai. See you in class.
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Damn, I'm screwed.
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In front of a student of all people.
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No, in front of Murai,
who's all geared up for battle!
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I let him see me
with my head in the clouds!
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You've gotta stay cool, Tanaka!
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{\an8}RACEWALKING
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{\an8}-[Tanaka grunting]
-[Hirai] Hey, what was that now?
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{\an8}Tetsuko was smiling!
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{\an8}What's going on, Murai?
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{\an8}She actually has facial muscles? What?!
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{\an8}[Hirai exclaims incredulously]
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[narrator] Racewalking?
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Hey, are you listening? Mura...
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[Hirai] Aww!
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[exclaims] You have facial muscles, too?!
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Wait, are you blushing?
You are blushing! You're beet red!
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[camera shutter clicking]
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That was me showing my emotions
because I needed to.
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-This is the gap I was talking about!
-Hmm?
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[Hirai, over phone] Murai in Love!
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{\an8}[Hitotose] Kitty, your hairpin flew away
because of how hard we were training.
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{\an8}Here. I got it for you.
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{\an8}-[button clicks]
-[video game sound beeps]
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{\an8}There, back where it belongs.
Your hairpin is so full of life.
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[button clicks]
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{\an8}IT'S FRESH-CAUGHT
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[Hitotose laughs]
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And you are the freshest woman
in all of Japan.
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So good!
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[narrator] It's summer break.
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At Takebe Gakuen,
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students with poor grades
are taking supplementary classes.
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Except for him.
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[Tanaka] You can leave today
as soon as you finish
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the assignments I just handed out.
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{\an8}You may now begin.
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This guy... He actually came.
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The guy with the highest grades
in the college prep course
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came to school during summer break
for extra classes he doesn't even need.
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And he's sitting
at the very front of the class,
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so I am forced to not wear glasses.
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-[chair legs scrape]
-[footsteps approaching]
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Huh?
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I'm done.
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{\an8}[Tanaka] He's already done!
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So go home!
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Murai, you can go home now.
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[Murai] No, I still have something to do.
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Really? Okay.
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[narrator] Ten minutes later.
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-[student] I'm done.
-Okay.
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[narrator] Twenty minutes later.
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-I'm done.
-Okay.
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[Tanaka] Wait,
he's not even doing anything!
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He's not doing anything
except looking at me, probably.
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Or he's pretending not to
but is actually staring at me!
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He finished the assignment
in the blink of an eye just to do this?
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Man, you're hilarious.
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[gunfire]
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RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT
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[Tanaka] Hang on.
Is he looking down on me?
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Come on, Tanaka.
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{\an8}You've gotta teach him a lesson here.
Show him what you've got.
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{\an8}Show him the terror
of a desperate soldier in distress.
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[commander] Everyone, charge!
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ROAR
STOMP STOMP STOMP
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-This is where you die!
-[soldiers yelling]
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STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
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[gasps]
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{\an8}Let your victory cries be heard!
This is Tanaka's win!
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{\an8}THANKS TO MY IMPAIRED EYESIGHT
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[Tanaka] He's leaving!
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00:14:12,772 --> 00:14:15,567
This is the historic comeback victory!
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I did it, Hitotose!
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00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:21,448
Well done. You did it.
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[Tanaka] Thank you! I love you!
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{\an8}-[student] I'm the last one.
-Good work.
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Yes! I'm done! I'm finally done!
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I was dying to go home!
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[Tanaka] Time to get the hell out of here!
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What?
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[narrator] Acting on instinct.
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[Murai] Thank you for your hard work.
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00:14:51,186 --> 00:14:55,524
Sensei, I have plans tomorrow,
so I won't be here.
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Okay, sure.
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Why is he still here? Huh? Why?
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I won't be here either,
so I'll tell the substitute teacher.
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00:15:06,243 --> 00:15:08,578
Hey! Wait, what...?
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Papimo?
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It's hot today,
so I brought you a refreshment.
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Did you go out to buy this?
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00:15:21,341 --> 00:15:23,218
[Murai] Sorry, it's a little melted.
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I really wanted to snap it apart with you.
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Thank you.
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[♪ upbeat synth music playing]
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[gasps softly]
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Your glasses are so full of life.
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-[Tanaka] Shut up! They're fresh-caught!
-You're wide open!
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Is this a miracle?
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They're... fresh...
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[Tanaka] What am I saying?
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What if he responds with that same line?
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I'm really going to drop dea...
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And, Sensei, you are
the freshest woman in...
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[grunts softly]
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[Murai] No, never mind. Excuse me.
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It's not me that Sensei is looking at.
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[♪ somber instrumental music playing]
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[child crying]
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SASUKE NO.2
VOLUME 1
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[girl] Hey, kid. A real man
would've taken this back himself.
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00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:09,741
What're you crying for? Pathetic.
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00:17:10,659 --> 00:17:12,994
Is it important enough to you
to cry about?
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00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:15,830
It's just a comic book.
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Is it that good?
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00:17:21,336 --> 00:17:22,712
What, you're ignoring me?
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Come on, let me see that.
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[narrator] It's summer break.
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On this day, the ultimate event
where otaku gather is being held.
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Murai!
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[Murai grunts]
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00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:48,989
You have so much stuff...
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This? It's not that much.
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00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,663
[Murai] So, what did you want me
to help with?
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00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,999
[Hitomi] Once you change
into proper event attire,
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we'll have you join our vendor booth.
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00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:06,214
Can you go change into this?
I'll make rough adjustments later.
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THE GOODS
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[distorted] You better wear this.
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00:18:11,511 --> 00:18:12,762
[Murai] What?
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00:18:14,556 --> 00:18:15,765
This is...
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[Tanaka] It's been a while since
I've gone to one of these events.
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00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:28,945
I'm glad to be alive!
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[narrator] Tanaka, disguised in a wig
to avoid bumping into acquaintances.
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00:18:33,658 --> 00:18:37,537
[Tanaka] I mean,
I think I was born for this day.
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Dad, Mom, thank you.
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[narrator] Disguise glasses.
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[Tanaka] I'm not going home
until I get every single publication
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they have at this convention
that's related to Hitotose!
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[woman, over PA] The doors will open
shortly. Are you all ready?
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00:18:55,222 --> 00:18:56,473
[Tanaka] Yes, I'm ready!
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00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:57,933
[both gasping in disbelief]
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00:18:58,183 --> 00:19:01,353
[narrator] Hitomi, cosplaying
as Bontenmaru, Masamune Date.
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00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:05,106
This is Hitotose's costume, isn't it?
312
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:07,901
This is the event attire
you were talking about?
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00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:10,320
[narrator] Murai, cosplaying as Hitotose.
314
00:19:10,779 --> 00:19:17,327
That's right, Murai!
It was totally worth making!
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00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:20,288
I'm not even a fan of Hitotose,
but it's amazing to see you in it!
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00:19:20,372 --> 00:19:21,373
KENSHIN ART
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00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:23,625
What exactly am I supposed to do
in this costume?
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00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:26,837
You'll be the cashier for my sister's
Kenshin Uesugi illustrations.
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00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,048
{\an8}And shake hands with people
who come to adore you.
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00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:31,258
{\an8}Shake hands?
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00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:35,178
By the way,
how long do I have to wear this?
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00:19:35,262 --> 00:19:38,223
It's so embarrassing.
I'd prefer to take it off.
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00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:40,934
[distorted] You said
you'd help us, didn't you?
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Are you the kind of man
who doesn't keep his word?
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[Murai] So unreasonable.
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[woman, over PA] The doors are now open.
Everyone, please enjoy!
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-[Tanaka exclaims]
-[woman 1] Oh my god!
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00:19:53,947 --> 00:19:56,324
[woman 2] The real Hitotose
is at yu-katan's booth.
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00:19:56,408 --> 00:19:58,660
-[woman 3] For real?
-[woman 1] That place with lots of people.
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00:19:58,743 --> 00:19:59,828
[Tanaka] What'd she just say?
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[woman 1] It's not just a good costume,
it's the real him!
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00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:03,623
[woman 3] Seriously? We have to go!
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00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:06,585
[Tanaka] No way!
I gotta shake hands with him!
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00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:11,506
But wait. I know Murai,
the highest quality example.
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00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:14,259
I won't be so easily impressed.
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00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:19,556
Whoa! Wow! Damn! It's really Hitotose...
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00:20:24,477 --> 00:20:25,896
That's Murai.
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00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:36,948
[♪ sinister music playing]
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00:20:37,866 --> 00:20:39,367
Why?
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00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:44,414
Look at this fresh heart!
It's the best I've seen this year!
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00:20:45,207 --> 00:20:49,377
[Tanaka] Why is he cosplaying
Hitotose here?
342
00:20:49,461 --> 00:20:52,255
Apprentice, bring me the tuna knife!
343
00:20:52,339 --> 00:20:53,757
Here you are, Master!
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00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:55,759
[Tanaka] What the hell is he doing?
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00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:58,261
What's going on?
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[Murai] Sensei.
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00:21:01,515 --> 00:21:03,099
[Tanaka] It just doesn't make sense.
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00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,102
I think I'm going to have
a psychotic break.
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00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:07,771
Run, Tanaka.
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00:21:08,355 --> 00:21:10,941
I need to get away from here right now.
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00:21:11,024 --> 00:21:13,401
Excuse me. Let me through.
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00:21:14,569 --> 00:21:16,696
[Tanaka] Or they're going to make sushi
of my heart!
353
00:21:18,073 --> 00:21:20,617
Please shake hands with me!
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00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,085
[Yuuka and Hitomi] That's backwards.
355
00:21:31,837 --> 00:21:34,005
You want to shake hands with me?
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00:21:38,218 --> 00:21:40,554
[Tanaka] Don't mess with me, kid.
357
00:21:40,637 --> 00:21:43,223
You knew everything, didn't you?
358
00:21:45,267 --> 00:21:46,476
What?
359
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,981
I bet you had a ball
making fun of me, huh?
360
00:21:51,314 --> 00:21:53,859
WHAM
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00:21:55,193 --> 00:21:57,821
[Murai, groaning] No!
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00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,281
Wait...
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00:21:59,781 --> 00:22:05,120
A... A real Mongolian Chop?!
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00:22:06,162 --> 00:22:08,164
[♪ closing theme song playing]
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00:23:35,961 --> 00:23:38,797
NEXT TIME
EPISODE 3
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