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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:08,237 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2 00:00:08,237 --> 00:00:10,071 [Bruce] What about me isn't enough for Lena? 3 00:00:10,072 --> 00:00:12,532 Is it that I sometimes skip leg day? 4 00:00:12,533 --> 00:00:14,159 Is it my veneers? 5 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,952 Is it that gray hair I found? 6 00:00:15,953 --> 00:00:17,412 Is it because I say "to-may-toes," 7 00:00:17,413 --> 00:00:18,705 and she says "to-mah-toes"? 8 00:00:18,706 --> 00:00:21,166 I mean, is that enough to call the whole thing off? 9 00:00:21,167 --> 00:00:23,835 Ugh! My dude, I'm just here to get you 10 00:00:23,836 --> 00:00:26,755 to sign the time card for Sophia's internship. 11 00:00:26,756 --> 00:00:29,174 [Bruce] What am I even still doing in this city? 12 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:30,842 What am I even still doing in this city? 13 00:00:30,843 --> 00:00:32,802 I don't need this place. [chomps] I bet without me 14 00:00:32,803 --> 00:00:34,846 that stupid paper's gone up in flames. 15 00:00:34,847 --> 00:00:37,515 - [dramatic music playing] - [Clayface as Perry growling] 16 00:00:37,516 --> 00:00:39,518 - [malicious music playing] - [laughs evilly] 17 00:00:40,478 --> 00:00:42,687 Some might call us a gossip rag. 18 00:00:42,688 --> 00:00:45,857 But I say, "From rags to riches!" 19 00:00:45,858 --> 00:00:49,069 I can't believe we swept the Muckraker awards. 20 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:51,571 Suck my ass, TMZ. 21 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:55,867 Quality journalism always floats to the top. 22 00:00:55,868 --> 00:00:59,162 Goldie and Betty went to the American Girl store 23 00:00:59,163 --> 00:01:04,209 in Fawcett City so Bane's getting toe the fuck up. 24 00:01:04,210 --> 00:01:06,169 [Clayface as Perry chuckles] Delicious. 25 00:01:06,170 --> 00:01:07,754 [Bane gagging] 26 00:01:07,755 --> 00:01:09,255 [flapping lips] 27 00:01:09,256 --> 00:01:11,091 Stupid, dumb Daily Planet. 28 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:12,258 - [laser crackling] - Whoa! 29 00:01:12,259 --> 00:01:13,259 Whoa! What's happening? 30 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:14,344 [crackling] 31 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:15,637 [both laughing] 32 00:01:15,638 --> 00:01:16,930 - [Clayface as Perry grunts] - [rumbling] 33 00:01:16,931 --> 00:01:18,557 [rumbling continues] 34 00:01:20,017 --> 00:01:20,934 [both yelling] 35 00:01:20,935 --> 00:01:22,144 [Joker grunts] 36 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,062 [Lois gasping] 37 00:01:24,063 --> 00:01:25,814 Shit. Ow, ow! Hot, hot, hot. 38 00:01:25,815 --> 00:01:27,399 Sweet Cronkite's ghost! 39 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,652 [dramatic music playing] 40 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:32,905 [lasers zapping] 41 00:01:36,158 --> 00:01:37,617 This has to be the work of... 42 00:01:37,618 --> 00:01:40,078 - ...Lena? - [dramatic music playing] 43 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:43,165 Huh. Guessing you two broke up then. 44 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,131 [jubilant music playing] 45 00:01:51,298 --> 00:01:53,426 [dramatic music playing] 46 00:01:55,553 --> 00:01:58,263 No. No, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 47 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:00,432 [young Lex gasps] Ah, you... 48 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:03,268 You ruined it. You're such an idiot. 49 00:02:03,269 --> 00:02:04,602 A stupid little idiot. 50 00:02:04,603 --> 00:02:07,397 No, I... I can fix it. [gasps] It was an accident. 51 00:02:07,398 --> 00:02:10,650 You were an accident. Mom and Dad always say so. 52 00:02:10,651 --> 00:02:15,071 [sobs] I just wanted to play with Metropolis. 53 00:02:15,072 --> 00:02:17,282 It's my Metropolis, 54 00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:19,284 and you're not allowed near it ever again. 55 00:02:19,285 --> 00:02:20,411 [young Lena gasps] 56 00:02:21,495 --> 00:02:22,996 Hmm. Little higher, Nigel. 57 00:02:22,997 --> 00:02:25,540 And... There we go. 58 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:27,793 [melancholy music playing] 59 00:02:30,463 --> 00:02:33,548 - [dramatic music playing] - Ooh, I have great lips. 60 00:02:33,549 --> 00:02:35,300 Isn't it something, Brainy? 61 00:02:35,301 --> 00:02:36,968 I mean, I did what you tried to do, 62 00:02:36,969 --> 00:02:38,553 [chuckling] only, way better. 63 00:02:38,554 --> 00:02:40,638 Far more fun lording over a bottled city 64 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:41,973 when the people aren't frozen. 65 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:43,558 Please, I beg of you. Kill me. 66 00:02:43,559 --> 00:02:46,227 [chuckles] Oh, sweetie. I wish I could. 67 00:02:46,228 --> 00:02:47,896 But what if I need you? 68 00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:51,858 I am not really a tech gal. That is all you. 69 00:02:51,859 --> 00:02:53,485 Now, where is he? 70 00:02:53,486 --> 00:02:55,320 He was supposed to be transferred 71 00:02:55,321 --> 00:02:56,905 to Stryker's Island, but the automatons 72 00:02:56,906 --> 00:02:58,656 couldn't find him there. 73 00:02:58,657 --> 00:02:59,825 Automatons! 74 00:03:00,618 --> 00:03:03,537 [evilly] Get me my brother. 75 00:03:05,664 --> 00:03:07,499 [Poison Ivy] Lena actually did it. 76 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,918 She bottled the damn city. 77 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:10,835 You never underestimate 78 00:03:10,836 --> 00:03:13,214 a middle-aged woman with a clear goal. 79 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:15,840 [Harley grunting, yelling] 80 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:18,385 Ugh. Oh, no. She's rage-smashing. 81 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:19,594 - [Harley grunting] - Hey, babe? 82 00:03:19,595 --> 00:03:21,304 Uh, just checking in. How... 83 00:03:21,305 --> 00:03:22,848 - How are you feeling? - [Harley panting] 84 00:03:23,349 --> 00:03:25,683 Must. Kill. Lena! 85 00:03:25,684 --> 00:03:28,353 I... I know. I know I want that too. 86 00:03:28,354 --> 00:03:30,146 But I think you need to check yourself 87 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:31,898 before you wreck another car. 88 00:03:31,899 --> 00:03:32,941 She murdered Frank! 89 00:03:32,942 --> 00:03:35,527 Basically murdered my dad, tried to murder me, 90 00:03:35,528 --> 00:03:37,529 probably gonna murder everyone in Metropolis, 91 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:39,280 and she tried to drive a wedge between us 92 00:03:39,281 --> 00:03:40,990 and murder our relationship. 93 00:03:40,991 --> 00:03:44,703 Ah! She tried. She did not succeed, right? 94 00:03:44,704 --> 00:03:46,204 Nothing can break us up, hon. 95 00:03:46,205 --> 00:03:48,456 I mean, can you imagine the meltdown on the Internet 96 00:03:48,457 --> 00:03:49,833 if we did? I mean... 97 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:52,794 But that's not happening because when we have a problem, 98 00:03:52,795 --> 00:03:53,920 we work through it. 99 00:03:53,921 --> 00:03:56,381 Just promise you will never hold a grudge against me 100 00:03:56,382 --> 00:03:57,716 that you keep inside for decades 101 00:03:57,717 --> 00:04:00,176 till it festers long enough that you bottle up 102 00:04:00,177 --> 00:04:01,845 an entire city for revenge. 103 00:04:01,846 --> 00:04:03,805 I mean, that is an incredibly specific situation. 104 00:04:03,806 --> 00:04:06,683 But sure, yes. I will not do that. 105 00:04:06,684 --> 00:04:10,270 We'll stop Lena, the only way we know how. 106 00:04:10,271 --> 00:04:11,563 - Together. - And me too. 107 00:04:11,564 --> 00:04:14,232 Wow. I really forgot she was here. 108 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:15,358 You know? Sure. 109 00:04:15,359 --> 00:04:18,987 The classic trio of Harley, Ivy and Sharon. 110 00:04:18,988 --> 00:04:20,613 - Hooray! - Oh, my God. 111 00:04:20,614 --> 00:04:22,949 Okay. We need to find a way onto the Skull Ship, 112 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:24,784 but Lena destroyed the only teleporter. 113 00:04:24,785 --> 00:04:26,578 Can't we just, like, fly up there? 114 00:04:26,579 --> 00:04:28,163 Okay, first we gotta figure out where it is. 115 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:32,959 Hmm. A ship like that must have advanced cloaking technology. 116 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,295 We need someone inside to deactivate it. 117 00:04:35,296 --> 00:04:36,588 How the hell did you know that? 118 00:04:36,589 --> 00:04:39,049 You never wanna listen to me. But I know things. 119 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:40,967 I know youse two were in a relationship rut, 120 00:04:40,968 --> 00:04:43,178 and that's why you moved to Metropolis. 121 00:04:43,179 --> 00:04:44,512 - How did you...? - Holy shit! 122 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:47,057 And I know, right now, I wish that guy, 24, was real, 123 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:50,268 - because 24 can do anything. - Immediately unhelpful again. 124 00:04:50,269 --> 00:04:51,519 You're talking about Kiefer Sutherland? 125 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,646 Yeah, yeah. That's who I said. 24! 126 00:04:53,647 --> 00:04:57,442 A real freak, who always knows how to get out of a jam. 127 00:04:57,443 --> 00:05:00,320 [gasps] I know just the freak to call. 128 00:05:00,321 --> 00:05:02,447 [dramatic music playing] 129 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:04,866 - [people screaming] - [automaton 1] Where is Lex? 130 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:06,451 Where is Lex? 131 00:05:06,452 --> 00:05:07,660 We need to save the city. 132 00:05:07,661 --> 00:05:08,995 We need to get your signature 133 00:05:08,996 --> 00:05:10,663 - on this internship form. - [Bruce grunting] 134 00:05:10,664 --> 00:05:12,540 Seriously. We're on a deadline here. 135 00:05:12,541 --> 00:05:14,627 - Ugh. Fine. - [automaton 2 crackling] 136 00:05:18,089 --> 00:05:20,215 [automaton 3] Where is Lex? 137 00:05:20,216 --> 00:05:22,675 I have no idea. Let me go. 138 00:05:22,676 --> 00:05:24,719 - That's your signature? - [dentures clattering] 139 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,222 - It's like two scribbly marks. - [automaton 4 crackling] 140 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:28,973 Can't even see a W. 141 00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:30,809 - [cables crackling] - This is a signature. 142 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:33,311 [Bruce grunting] 143 00:05:33,312 --> 00:05:35,021 You just drew a clown face. 144 00:05:35,022 --> 00:05:36,648 - [grunts] - Exactly. 145 00:05:36,649 --> 00:05:39,442 - [explosive beeping] - It's fun, hard to replicate 146 00:05:39,443 --> 00:05:40,443 and to the point. 147 00:05:40,444 --> 00:05:41,486 [automaton 5 whirring] 148 00:05:41,487 --> 00:05:43,488 - [dramatic music playing] - Hey, Lois. 149 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:44,698 [Lois] Uh. [gasps] Oh. 150 00:05:44,699 --> 00:05:45,782 Damn it. My purse is in there. 151 00:05:45,783 --> 00:05:48,451 - [yells] - [Bruce grunts, gasps] 152 00:05:48,452 --> 00:05:49,828 I didn't pee myself. This is soup. 153 00:05:49,829 --> 00:05:51,663 - [automaton 6 whirring] - [Lois] Whoa! 154 00:05:51,664 --> 00:05:53,081 Bruce, the automatons are destroying... 155 00:05:53,082 --> 00:05:54,457 - [Joker grunts] - [Lois] ...everything 156 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,793 and everyone in their path to find Lex. 157 00:05:56,794 --> 00:05:57,711 Of course. 158 00:05:57,712 --> 00:06:00,171 This was about her brother this whole time. 159 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,840 - Not about me. - [Lois gasps] 160 00:06:01,841 --> 00:06:04,175 [angrily] She just hates all men because of Lex. 161 00:06:04,176 --> 00:06:06,511 [chuckles] Whatever gets you through the night, Big Guy. 162 00:06:06,512 --> 00:06:08,680 - [explosion] - Bruce, how do we end this? 163 00:06:08,681 --> 00:06:09,889 Our best bet is to head to Wayne Tower 164 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:11,141 - for supplies. - [cables crackling] 165 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:13,393 Oh, good. Then I can hand in this form. 166 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:14,936 [chuckles] Hey, Lois. 167 00:06:14,937 --> 00:06:16,689 What's your signature look like? 168 00:06:17,481 --> 00:06:19,607 Now that's a John Hancock. 169 00:06:19,608 --> 00:06:22,403 Thanks. I took an autograph class online. 170 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:24,195 - [Harley] Mom. - [Sharon] I got it. 171 00:06:24,196 --> 00:06:25,613 [Harley] Would you just let me get him? Come on. 172 00:06:25,614 --> 00:06:27,032 [Sharon] I said I got it. 173 00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:30,452 Wow. [chuckles] So this is it. The Batcave. 174 00:06:30,453 --> 00:06:34,039 Batman's secret lair. We're just in it. 175 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,915 [chuckles] Wow. We got a giant penny. 176 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:37,292 - [Harley and Sharon grunting] - Okay. 177 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:40,754 Bloodied up Robin suit that smells... [sniffs] 178 00:06:40,755 --> 00:06:41,796 horrific. 179 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:43,965 A dinosaur animatronic, did not see that coming. 180 00:06:43,966 --> 00:06:46,259 Wait a second. Is that the only fridge in this space? 181 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:47,469 - Yep. - [Poison Ivy] Oh, my God. 182 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:48,553 Fits like three sandwiches. 183 00:06:48,554 --> 00:06:50,263 Look, Batman's obsessed with his weight. 184 00:06:50,264 --> 00:06:52,849 He won't keep anything in here that might "tempt" him. 185 00:06:52,850 --> 00:06:54,059 - Huh. - Who's Batman? 186 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,810 Oh, my God, Mom. You don't know who Batman is? 187 00:06:55,811 --> 00:06:57,479 I can't keep up with all your lovers 188 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,730 - and their fetishes. - [keyboard clacking] 189 00:06:58,731 --> 00:07:00,231 It is not a fetish. 190 00:07:00,232 --> 00:07:02,567 He dresses up as a bat in a skintight suit 191 00:07:02,568 --> 00:07:03,902 and wrestles people. And you know what? 192 00:07:03,903 --> 00:07:05,278 Wow, you're right. It is a fetish. 193 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:06,446 [dramatic music playing] 194 00:07:06,447 --> 00:07:08,114 - [Bruce grunting] - [Lois yells] 195 00:07:08,115 --> 00:07:09,074 Oh, shit. 196 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:10,241 Shit, shit. No. 197 00:07:10,242 --> 00:07:11,201 [screams] 198 00:07:11,202 --> 00:07:13,203 - Get away! Stop. Stop it. - [Joker grunts] 199 00:07:13,204 --> 00:07:15,538 Harley, what are you doing calling me on my... 200 00:07:15,539 --> 00:07:17,624 - Poison Ivy and I... - And me. Your mother. 201 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:20,668 ...knew Batman had the tech to contact you, Bruce. 202 00:07:20,669 --> 00:07:22,212 - A separate person. - [Bruce grunting] 203 00:07:22,213 --> 00:07:23,922 Uh, right. Of course. 204 00:07:23,923 --> 00:07:28,009 He has a line to contact me because I... pay Batman. 205 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,344 Fucking corporate shill. 206 00:07:29,345 --> 00:07:30,678 [Bruce grunting] 207 00:07:30,679 --> 00:07:33,431 Harley, Lena's willing to destroy the city 208 00:07:33,432 --> 00:07:34,474 in search of Lex. 209 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,101 We need to find him first. 210 00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:37,060 No, we have him. 211 00:07:37,061 --> 00:07:39,229 All this started with a sibling rivalry, 212 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:42,899 and the only way to end it is a sibling reconciliation. 213 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,776 Hmm. This is why I'm glad my parents paid 214 00:07:44,777 --> 00:07:45,902 to make me an only child. 215 00:07:45,903 --> 00:07:48,655 - Holy shit. - Hi, Sharon here. 216 00:07:48,656 --> 00:07:50,156 Hate to ask, but what happens 217 00:07:50,157 --> 00:07:52,367 once Lex is in the same room as Lena? 218 00:07:52,368 --> 00:07:54,828 Good question? [grunts] What's your plan, Harley? 219 00:07:54,829 --> 00:07:56,454 Not sure. Lex will figure it out. 220 00:07:56,455 --> 00:07:57,664 Yeah... [coughs] Hold... hold up. 221 00:07:57,665 --> 00:08:00,458 Your plan is for Lex to have a plan. 222 00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:02,460 Anyone have a better plan? 223 00:08:02,461 --> 00:08:03,586 [lasers shooting in distance] 224 00:08:03,587 --> 00:08:04,838 Ah, then it's settled. 225 00:08:04,839 --> 00:08:07,298 We're going with my plan for Lex to have a plan. 226 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:09,634 Once Lex wakes up here, he'll know what to do. 227 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:11,970 Lex is in the Batcave? 228 00:08:11,971 --> 00:08:13,471 You put a Bat-bag over his head 229 00:08:13,472 --> 00:08:14,848 so he can't see anything, right? 230 00:08:14,849 --> 00:08:17,183 - Yes... - [Lex groans] 231 00:08:17,184 --> 00:08:19,144 Bruce, you gotta turn off the Skull's cloaking device 232 00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:20,603 and then we'll use your rocket to get aboard. 233 00:08:20,604 --> 00:08:22,689 Dude doesn't have a rocket. 234 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:24,399 I mean, the whole thing is disappointing. 235 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,192 No, but we have something better. 236 00:08:26,193 --> 00:08:27,444 Listen up. 237 00:08:27,445 --> 00:08:29,863 Metropolis Wayne Tower was working on a device for Batman 238 00:08:29,864 --> 00:08:32,866 called the Bat-Radia, that jams electromagnetic signals. 239 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:35,160 It can depower the Skull Ship's cloaking device. 240 00:08:35,161 --> 00:08:36,995 Is that what Sophia's been working on 241 00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:39,205 in her "summer internship"? 242 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:42,709 Don't love you using teenagers to make weapons, 243 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,502 but at least she's learning a trade. 244 00:08:44,503 --> 00:08:45,754 Can you just... Can I finish? 245 00:08:45,755 --> 00:08:47,172 [chuckles] Sorry. My b. 246 00:08:47,173 --> 00:08:48,840 [Bruce] Then the Batcomputer can activate 247 00:08:48,841 --> 00:08:50,341 the Wayne satellites' tractor beams 248 00:08:50,342 --> 00:08:52,719 to pull the Skull Ship down to Earth's atmosphere. 249 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,928 I just have to circle back. 250 00:08:53,929 --> 00:08:56,681 You keep the Bat-Radia clipped to your belt? 251 00:08:56,682 --> 00:08:58,641 What, you got your inhaler on there, too? 252 00:08:58,642 --> 00:09:00,560 Ignoring that. And then Harley, Ivy, and Lex 253 00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:02,437 can board the Batplane to reach the Skull Ship. 254 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:05,023 Hey, actually, I didn't love that inhaler joke. 255 00:09:05,024 --> 00:09:06,107 How about... 256 00:09:06,108 --> 00:09:08,109 What, are you wearing tube socks and sandals too? 257 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:10,904 [chuckles] Lois. Fantastic punch up. 258 00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:12,530 Thanks. Means a lot coming from you. 259 00:09:12,531 --> 00:09:15,909 - Honestly. - Ugh, can you please... 260 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:18,661 Uh, Harls? Yoo... Yoo-hoo. He's awake. 261 00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:19,788 Uh, let me call you back, Bruce. 262 00:09:19,789 --> 00:09:21,289 I have to, uh... [clears throat] pee. 263 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:22,957 - Don't wanna get a UTI. - [keyboard clacking] 264 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:25,543 So this is the famed Batcave. 265 00:09:25,544 --> 00:09:27,420 I have a penny twice that size, and... 266 00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:31,341 - Wait. Is that the only fridge? - Yes. What is up with that? 267 00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:32,550 You can only fit, like, what? 268 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:33,885 - Three sandwiches? - Three sandwiches. 269 00:09:33,886 --> 00:09:36,554 - That's what I said. - Hey! we need to focus. 270 00:09:36,555 --> 00:09:37,889 Lex, take a look at Metropolis. 271 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:39,516 [dramatic music playing] 272 00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:40,517 [gasps] 273 00:09:40,518 --> 00:09:41,851 [people screaming faintly] 274 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,770 Hold up. This is what my baby sister 275 00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:45,397 has done to my city? 276 00:09:45,398 --> 00:09:47,190 Yes, and you've got to stop her. 277 00:09:47,191 --> 00:09:48,733 No, she's dead to me. 278 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:50,902 After all, who do you think sent me to prison? 279 00:09:50,903 --> 00:09:52,529 - [both] Lois. - ...was her pawn. 280 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:56,658 Lena leaked the documents. Lois only published the expose. 281 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:58,827 Holy shit. Well, that puts a real asterisk 282 00:09:58,828 --> 00:10:00,120 on her beloved Pulitzer. 283 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:03,790 Why do you need me? Shouldn't Superman stop this? 284 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:06,418 I kinda convinced him to go on sabbatical. 285 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:07,293 [static crackles] 286 00:10:07,294 --> 00:10:11,589 Hi, it's me, Lena, your new ruler. 287 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,425 Isn't this city so much more fab 288 00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:16,010 now that you're all in a little tiny bottle? 289 00:10:16,011 --> 00:10:17,679 - Anyways... - [Bane grunting] 290 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,598 I'm looking for my brother, but he's nowhere to be found. 291 00:10:20,599 --> 00:10:23,685 And if I can't find him, I'll be so disappointed, 292 00:10:23,686 --> 00:10:26,938 and I get antsy when I'm disappointed. 293 00:10:26,939 --> 00:10:27,939 - [rumbling] - [people screaming] 294 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:29,482 [Lena laughing evilly] 295 00:10:29,483 --> 00:10:31,902 Okay, toodle-oo for now. 296 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:34,654 Get me in a room with my baby sister. 297 00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:38,116 I hate Lena, but I love my city more. 298 00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:40,827 I mean, who do you think of when you think of Metropolis? 299 00:10:40,828 --> 00:10:42,579 - Superman? - Okay, but then who? 300 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:45,457 Um, maybe Lois, or Jimmy? 301 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,042 - Jimmy, get real. - Oh, wait, wait. 302 00:10:47,043 --> 00:10:48,877 What's the guy's name with the cape? 303 00:10:48,878 --> 00:10:50,628 - Cal Something. - Kal-El? 304 00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:52,464 That's Superman, Mom. 305 00:10:52,465 --> 00:10:54,591 - Do you want my help or not? - [Batcomputer beeping] 306 00:10:54,592 --> 00:10:55,967 [Lex grunts] 307 00:10:55,968 --> 00:10:57,927 [grunts] You said you'd call back. 308 00:10:57,928 --> 00:11:00,263 Sorry. Turns out I also had to... shit. 309 00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:01,973 - We're running out of time. - [people screaming] 310 00:11:01,974 --> 00:11:03,183 People are turning on each other. 311 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,310 There's a bunch of... I don't know 312 00:11:05,311 --> 00:11:06,227 what you'd call them. 313 00:11:06,228 --> 00:11:08,938 - Uh, bottle deniers? - [people shouting] 314 00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:10,482 Well, that's what happens when you eliminate 315 00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:12,317 - quality journalism. - [call disconnects] 316 00:11:12,318 --> 00:11:14,486 We gotta get on the ship pronto. 317 00:11:14,487 --> 00:11:15,612 First we have to make a stop. 318 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:16,905 Oh, I hope it's to grab food. 319 00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:18,865 'Cause I ate those three fridge sandwiches, 320 00:11:18,866 --> 00:11:20,367 - and I'm still starving. - Oh, my God, Mom! 321 00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:22,827 - Sweet shit, Sharon. - Who is she again? 322 00:11:22,828 --> 00:11:25,122 - [dramatic music playing] - [lasers firing] 323 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,667 [Bat-Radia beeping] 324 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,336 The Bat-Radia's Bat-activated. 325 00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:34,547 [laughs] Man, that sounded so dorky. 326 00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:35,548 [chuckling] Yeah. 327 00:11:35,549 --> 00:11:38,385 You're lucky Batman didn't hear you say that. 328 00:11:38,386 --> 00:11:39,719 [beeping continues] 329 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,346 [beams shooting] 330 00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:43,349 [dramatic music playing] 331 00:11:46,852 --> 00:11:49,063 - [ship rumbling] - [glass clanking] 332 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:51,981 Oh. [gasping] 333 00:11:51,982 --> 00:11:54,567 What in the whole wide world of fuck? 334 00:11:54,568 --> 00:11:56,028 [whooshing] 335 00:11:57,113 --> 00:11:58,863 Monitor says the Skull's reached 336 00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:01,074 Earth's thermosphere. So we should be good. 337 00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:04,202 See, Harley. You wasted all that time getting PhDs, 338 00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:06,871 when you could've been the first female pilot. 339 00:12:06,872 --> 00:12:09,165 Mom there are a ton of female pilots. 340 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,126 Huh, not in any airline I fly. 341 00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:13,169 Oh, my God, Mom. You can't say stuff like that. 342 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,045 What? 343 00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:16,381 [lounge music playing on speakers] 344 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:18,550 Well... [sighs] Lex. 345 00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:22,220 - Haven't seen you in a bit. - No, no. I... I mean, yeah. 346 00:12:22,221 --> 00:12:24,222 - Yep. - Yep, yep, yep. 347 00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:26,182 [sighs] So, um... 348 00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:29,018 What, uh, pray tell, is in the box? 349 00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:32,397 Well, uh, the box. [chuckling] 350 00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:34,566 The ultimate weapon to take down Lena. 351 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:38,028 Cool. Cool. Is it, like, a grenade or laser-- 352 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,990 - Oh, you'll see. - Okay. 353 00:12:42,074 --> 00:12:46,536 Um, your hair. It's redder than usual. 354 00:12:46,537 --> 00:12:48,455 Oh, my God, that's so funny. No one noticed. [chuckles] 355 00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:50,623 You know, people think that bald men 356 00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:51,666 don't appreciate hair, 357 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,085 but it's all we ever think about. 358 00:12:54,086 --> 00:12:56,338 [dramatic music playing] 359 00:13:00,092 --> 00:13:02,719 [Batplane whirring] 360 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,012 Listen, you stay here. 361 00:13:04,013 --> 00:13:05,764 I'm not losing both my parents this week. 362 00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:07,098 Okay. 363 00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:09,476 Hey, will you see if they have any decaf green tea? 364 00:13:09,477 --> 00:13:10,727 Mom, mom, mom! 365 00:13:10,728 --> 00:13:13,898 Okay, it could be caffeinated, sheesh. 366 00:13:15,024 --> 00:13:16,900 What the fu... Ugh. 367 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:17,817 It's you two. 368 00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:19,069 Shouldn't you be dead? 369 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,738 Ugh. Just grab your stupid plant 370 00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:22,864 and leave me alone. 371 00:13:22,865 --> 00:13:25,408 Her name is Frankette, and we'll take her 372 00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:26,368 right after you're dead. 373 00:13:26,369 --> 00:13:28,578 It's time to stop this shit, Lena. 374 00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:31,289 Stop? Stop. [laughing] 375 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:34,042 - Nothing can stop me, honey. - [energy warbling] 376 00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,295 - [dramatic music playing] - [both gasp] 377 00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:39,172 [Lena gasps] 378 00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:43,427 Hello, little baby sister. 379 00:13:44,512 --> 00:13:45,388 [man yells] 380 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,474 Okay. I've waited long enough for someone 381 00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:50,892 to be the voice of reason, 382 00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:53,770 but clearly I've got to step the fuck up. 383 00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,814 Lois, call Superman. 384 00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,190 What? You don't trust Harley? 385 00:13:57,191 --> 00:14:00,318 Oh. [chuckles] Oh, yeah. I'm sure her gymnastics skills 386 00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:02,862 and her short shorts will save us all. 387 00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:03,988 Come on! 388 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:06,533 I think our odds will be significantly up 389 00:14:06,534 --> 00:14:09,202 if we had a guy with the powers of a God. 390 00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:11,746 Wouldn't you rather have, you know, maybe, 391 00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:13,498 Batman come save us? 392 00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:14,332 - [Lois chuckles] - Batman? 393 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,000 The hell is Batman gonna do in space? 394 00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:18,002 Take down a rocket with a Batarang? 395 00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,546 Who's even seen Batman lately? 396 00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,631 Maybe he's on a personal quest to cultivate balance 397 00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:24,008 with a life and happiness outside his career for once. 398 00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:26,553 Lois! Call your boyfriend. 399 00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:29,889 Oh! Oh, you're saying you want little old Lois 400 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,558 to get her big, strong boyfriend 401 00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:32,559 to save us all? 402 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,269 Jesus Christ. 403 00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:35,186 Yes! 404 00:14:35,187 --> 00:14:37,022 Well, I don't know where he is, okay? 405 00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:39,649 When he went on sabbatical, so did we. 406 00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:43,028 I was just so sick of always needing him. 407 00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:44,779 He left me this watch I can press 408 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,156 when I'm ready to talk. 409 00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:47,407 It sends out a signal that'll have him here in seconds. 410 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,993 But, you know, I don't think I'm quite there yet. 411 00:14:49,994 --> 00:14:52,037 You asshole! I said I wasn't there yet. 412 00:14:52,038 --> 00:14:53,998 [grand music playing] 413 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:58,543 Huh. He, uh, should've been here by now. 414 00:14:58,544 --> 00:14:59,461 [chuckling] Hmm. 415 00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:01,588 My communicator isn't working either. 416 00:15:01,589 --> 00:15:02,714 Okay, when this is all over, 417 00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:05,550 I'm seeing Clock King about upping my watch game. 418 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,927 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're screwed. 419 00:15:07,928 --> 00:15:09,262 How am I gonna get to Superman? 420 00:15:09,263 --> 00:15:12,891 A minute ago, you said you didn't want to need him. 421 00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:14,059 That was when I knew I could get him. 422 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,560 Now that I can't get him, I need him. 423 00:15:15,561 --> 00:15:18,730 Ugh, you and your messy relationships. 424 00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:21,399 Me and my SO, we're like this. 425 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,401 - Shut the fuck up, Joker. - Jesus. 426 00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:25,487 Bruce, you must have something that would work. 427 00:15:25,488 --> 00:15:27,530 Let's go into your Tower, and... and see what you got. 428 00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:29,032 - [Bat-Radia beeping] - Uh-oh. 429 00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:31,243 - [beeping faster] - Get down! 430 00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:35,372 So I might have left out that there is this glitch 431 00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:37,582 with the Bat-Radia where it might possibly 432 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,501 overpower all electronics in the radius 433 00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:40,585 - and blow them out. - What? 434 00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:42,712 That's a pretty damning glitch, Bruce. 435 00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:43,546 Don't blame me. 436 00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:45,256 Blame the 16-year-old who made it. 437 00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:47,175 Hey, that's my daughter. 438 00:15:47,176 --> 00:15:49,260 We've lost all communication in Metropolis. 439 00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:50,595 We're in the Dark Ages. 440 00:15:50,596 --> 00:15:52,014 The Dark Ages... 441 00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:54,725 I know exactly where we have to go. 442 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,936 [menacing music playing] 443 00:15:57,937 --> 00:15:59,521 I've been looking for you. 444 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:02,482 Uh, what do you think? Pretty impressive, huh? 445 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,360 Mmm-hmm. It looks just like it. 446 00:16:05,361 --> 00:16:06,612 Like what? 447 00:16:07,363 --> 00:16:08,614 - This. - [Lena gasps] 448 00:16:10,074 --> 00:16:11,241 The hell is that? 449 00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:13,743 That's the ultimate weapon to take Lena down? 450 00:16:13,744 --> 00:16:15,203 A fucking model train? 451 00:16:15,204 --> 00:16:16,246 - Right? - Excellent. 452 00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:18,373 You don't want to rule Metropolis. 453 00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:21,376 What you want is to play with my toys, 454 00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:23,795 just like you were never allowed to do 455 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:25,172 when we were kids. 456 00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,258 [Lena gasps] 457 00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:30,511 [sentimental music playing] 458 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,222 [music fades out] 459 00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:35,641 - [dramatic music playing] - [Lena laughing] 460 00:16:38,936 --> 00:16:41,646 You think that's what it's about? 461 00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:43,732 I don't wanna play with your toys. 462 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:48,611 I want to destroy them. Like you always destroyed me, 463 00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:49,779 making me feel lesser. 464 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:52,157 an afterthought in the great name of Luthors 465 00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:54,784 when I should've been the only thought. 466 00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:56,995 [breaths deeply] 467 00:16:56,996 --> 00:16:58,955 You've always lorded over me Lex. 468 00:16:58,956 --> 00:17:02,667 - Time for me to lord over you. - [Hyper-Ray activating] 469 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:04,419 Lena, what are you doing? 470 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,004 - Calm down. Lena. - Oh, shit, shit, shit. 471 00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:07,213 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 472 00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:08,424 - Oh, fuck! - [Lex] Lena, please. 473 00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:11,843 [Harley gasps] 474 00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:13,053 So what happens next? 475 00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:14,387 Uh, you mean with you two? 476 00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:18,391 No. Well, yes, but you shrink Lex and lord over him. 477 00:17:18,392 --> 00:17:20,101 - Then what? - Well... 478 00:17:20,102 --> 00:17:22,020 Then, I'm a God. 479 00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:24,356 'Cause that worked out for this guy over here, huh? 480 00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:25,690 - [Brainiac] I... - [Harley] Fucking a bunch... 481 00:17:25,691 --> 00:17:27,067 - of dead monkey bones. - [Brainiac] ...Want. To. Die. 482 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:28,735 [Lena] Ugh. 483 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:30,278 [dramatic music playing] 484 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:32,155 [Jimmy screams, gasps] 485 00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:34,074 [automaton 7] Where is Lex? 486 00:17:34,075 --> 00:17:35,533 [Jimmy screams] 487 00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:38,703 Perchance instead of Lex, I offer you a monologue. 488 00:17:38,704 --> 00:17:41,539 Now is the winter of our discontent-- 489 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,707 - [automaton 7 whirring] - [Clayface as Perry yells] 490 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,167 What if I gave up Bane? 491 00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:45,586 You are a Judas! 492 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,172 [both grunt, gasp] 493 00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:53,259 [grunts] Ow! Shit. That hurt. 494 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,844 You guys just do that normally? 495 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:58,723 Lois! How dare you step foot in here after you disgraced 496 00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,892 these hallowed halls by quitting? 497 00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:02,185 Morse code machines. 498 00:18:02,186 --> 00:18:05,772 I used them once when I wanted to send, um, certain messages 499 00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:07,232 to, um, to Superman. 500 00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:10,068 - On company time? - Nobody's talking to you, man. 501 00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:11,111 The tech's so ancient, 502 00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:12,320 the blast shouldn't have destroyed it, 503 00:18:12,321 --> 00:18:13,488 and the ship won't detect it. 504 00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,490 But Superman could hear the transmissions. 505 00:18:15,491 --> 00:18:18,493 [chuckles] That is some old-school sexting. 506 00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,745 - Big ups. - Respect, Miss Lane. 507 00:18:20,746 --> 00:18:22,997 I'll take this in the other room. 508 00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:25,834 [chuckling] Dot, dot, dash. 509 00:18:25,835 --> 00:18:29,421 See, Lena? What's the point in being a God 510 00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:31,589 if you have no one to share it with? 511 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,801 Wait, you want me to share with this asshole 512 00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:36,761 who wouldn't even share his toys with me? 513 00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:38,388 Oh, get over yourself. 514 00:18:38,389 --> 00:18:40,682 You know how kids are who go bald at seven. 515 00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:43,226 Lex, why didn't you want to share with Lena? 516 00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:44,728 Ooh, you're so good, babe. 517 00:18:44,729 --> 00:18:48,273 Oh, please. My one rule was she couldn't touch my trains. 518 00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:50,650 Lex, why didn't you wanna share with Lena? 519 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,736 This is asinine. I'm not gonna-- 520 00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:54,320 Why didn't you wanna share with Lena? 521 00:18:54,321 --> 00:18:56,573 - People liked her, okay? - [Lena gasps] 522 00:18:56,574 --> 00:19:00,410 They were drawn to you, your charm, your sense of ease. 523 00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:03,121 I never had that. I had to make people respect me. 524 00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:06,291 But you... People just liked you. 525 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:07,625 So I had to drag you down. 526 00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:11,296 Lena, how does it feel hearing your brother say that? 527 00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:13,465 Uh, it... [sighs] It makes me sad. 528 00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:15,425 - Holy shit! - Why? 529 00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:18,887 Because we... We just wasted so much time. 530 00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:20,472 I mean, who knows what we could have done 531 00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:22,223 if... if we were a team. 532 00:19:22,224 --> 00:19:26,102 We'd have a lot more than just Metropolis. 533 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:28,146 [sentimental music playing] 534 00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:31,149 Wow, we are a very good therapist. 535 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,902 Fuck Metropolis. Harley's right. 536 00:19:33,903 --> 00:19:34,986 Exactly. 537 00:19:34,987 --> 00:19:37,655 - Lex, we should work together. - Say what now? 538 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:40,116 To take over the fucking universe. 539 00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:41,034 [gasps] Fuck. 540 00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:42,118 [Brainiac gasps] Huh? 541 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:45,455 We, uh, might be too good of a therapist. 542 00:19:45,456 --> 00:19:48,375 Uh, okay. Let's maybe circle back to-- 543 00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:50,168 [Harley and Poison Ivy grunt] 544 00:19:50,169 --> 00:19:51,669 [Lex] It's your party, sis. 545 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:52,921 What would you like to do with them? 546 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,381 I mean, taking over the universe is 547 00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:56,257 such a big idea. I just thought, maybe, 548 00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:57,592 we would start small. 549 00:19:57,593 --> 00:20:00,553 [chuckling] Clever turn of phrase. 550 00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:02,430 Wherever did you learn to speak like that? 551 00:20:02,431 --> 00:20:04,766 I suppose I went fishing in the deep end 552 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,142 of the Luthor gene pool. 553 00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:07,310 [both chuckling] 554 00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:09,104 Can you believe they're talking like this? 555 00:20:09,105 --> 00:20:10,313 It's weird, right? 556 00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:11,940 Like, do you think they're gonna, like, fuck? 557 00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:14,901 - Why don't you do the honors? - I have a better idea. 558 00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:16,862 - Let's do it together. - [Hyper-Ray cocks] 559 00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:20,740 [Hyper-Ray activating] 560 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,742 Hey, youse got a can in this joint? 561 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,953 If I don't take a piss soon I'm gonna get a UTI. 562 00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:27,540 [yells] 563 00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:31,710 [all panting] 564 00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:34,170 - [Harley yelps] - Misery needs company. 565 00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:35,213 You asshole! 566 00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:37,382 You psychotic monster! 567 00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:40,093 Uh, I just pissed on myself. 568 00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:41,970 Nothing left to do but wait. 569 00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:44,390 Shouldn't be long, though. [clears throat] 570 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,058 [sighs] You want some? 571 00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:49,853 Mmm. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips. 572 00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:52,564 You know, men can have eating disorders, too. 573 00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:54,858 It's a real issue in the superhero community. 574 00:20:54,859 --> 00:20:56,735 I was working on an article about it 575 00:20:56,736 --> 00:20:58,987 before Perry threw it out and changed the paper. 576 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:01,072 Then maybe it's time to change the paper again 577 00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:03,950 by making you editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet. 578 00:21:03,951 --> 00:21:06,661 - If that's what you want. - Really? How would you do that? 579 00:21:06,662 --> 00:21:07,954 It's funny. I just remembered 580 00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,664 I bought this newspaper a few years ago. 581 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:12,417 - The whole paper? - It's like a reflex with me. 582 00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:13,585 [Poison Ivy] Oh, God. We're gonna die in here. 583 00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:15,211 - I can't die in here. - [Harley grunting] 584 00:21:15,212 --> 00:21:16,629 Eh, there are worse ways to go. 585 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:19,007 Really, Sharon? Than starving to death, 586 00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:22,260 shrunk inside a bottle, on a spaceship? Pray tell. 587 00:21:22,261 --> 00:21:25,597 Look on the bright side. At least it's a fun obituary. 588 00:21:25,598 --> 00:21:27,974 - [Harley grunting] - [tense music playing] 589 00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:30,518 You started all this, snap out of it 590 00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:32,979 - and figure out how to save us. - [Brainiac] Hmm? 591 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,315 [Harley sobbing] 592 00:21:35,733 --> 00:21:37,942 - Harley. - This is all my fault. 593 00:21:37,943 --> 00:21:39,611 [sobbing] I'm the one who wanted us 594 00:21:39,612 --> 00:21:42,322 to move to Metropolis, and if we hadn't, 595 00:21:42,323 --> 00:21:44,282 Lena would've... Wouldn't have succeeded, 596 00:21:44,283 --> 00:21:46,117 and we'd still be eating food in bed 597 00:21:46,118 --> 00:21:47,786 back in Gotham. 598 00:21:47,787 --> 00:21:48,953 No, sweetie. 599 00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:51,623 Lena was gonna do this with or without you. 600 00:21:51,624 --> 00:21:53,875 But she's not gonna get away with it, right? 601 00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:54,959 This isn't over yet. 602 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,130 I just wanted things to be perfect. 603 00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:03,427 [sighs] Me too. 604 00:22:04,762 --> 00:22:06,972 [Morse clicking, beeping] 605 00:22:11,352 --> 00:22:12,728 [Lois] I need you. 606 00:22:15,106 --> 00:22:17,108 [somber music playing] 607 00:22:17,108 --> 00:22:22,108 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 608 00:22:17,108 --> 00:22:27,108 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 42729

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